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Steelers/Ravens Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 11, 20148:13 pm| 42 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Betty Cracker

    September 11, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    Should be special in your divided household! Got a wager w/ your roomie to make it more interesting?

  2. 2.

    raven

    September 11, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    This thread should be as much fun as the rest of the day has been.

  3. 3.

    khead

    September 11, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Steelers +2.5

  4. 4.

    Dog On Porch

    September 11, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    I understand Ben digs the no huddle. Here’s hoping he stays healthy, to to see how that plays out. The Steelers offense already had the makings of being pretty formidable- if no huddle clicks, look out for those guys.

  5. 5.

    srv

    September 11, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    Why is there football on Thursday? Is this some 9/11 thing?

  6. 6.

    Mike E

    September 11, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    Can one voice in a quartet keep the melody? I mean, srsly.

  7. 7.

    Mandalay

    September 11, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    Well Ted Cruz has given his presidential opponents a great quote to throw back in his face:

    If you will not stand with Israel and the Jews, then I will not stand with you.

    Ted Cruz storms offstage after getting booed by Christian group he insulted

    For most politicians their love for Israel is one of convenience and necessity. But with Cruz it’s for real.

  8. 8.

    raven

    September 11, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    I haven’t heard and audio bleed like that since the old days of the big dish and Cosell.

  9. 9.

    raven

    September 11, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    @srv: Try to keep up.

  10. 10.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    September 11, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    @Mike E:

    Barbershop is all about the complex harmony. Actual song they’re singing is a distant second.

  11. 11.

    PaulW

    September 11, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    Here’s hoping there’s 20,000 signs in the stands calling on Goodell to resign.

  12. 12.

    raven

    September 11, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): My mom was a Sweet Adeline, god she loved that stuff.

  13. 13.

    Howard Beale IV

    September 11, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    @Mandalay:

    But with Cruz it’s for real.

    Only long enough until the rapture occurs. Once that happens, then its sayanora, suckers.

  14. 14.

    Mike E

    September 11, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet):

    Actual song they’re singing is a distant second trainwreck to begin with.

    Fix’t

  15. 15.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 11, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    Go meteor!

  16. 16.

    Mike E

    September 11, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    @PaulW: More than a few #27 jerseys out in the stands with RICE on their backs, I’m afraid.

  17. 17.

    Schlemazel [was Schlemizel till NotMax taught me proper yiddish!]

    September 11, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    hmmmmm, murderers or rapists . . . I’d root for head injuries but thats a for sure thing anyway and I’m not really that so inhumane that I would continue supporting something that is known to cause brain damage to its participants.

  18. 18.

    ronin122

    September 11, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    You barbarian lynch-mobbers, how dare you suggest that Roger Goodell knew about the Ray Rice incident before the video link. How DARE you…oh, he knew? Mr. Rice told him the whole story? Oh……

    Via ESPN.

    Tell me again, why has Mr. Goodell not resigned yet?

  19. 19.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 11, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    @ronin122: If the owners want him gone, he’s gone.

    Otherwise, he stays.

  20. 20.

    Howard Beale IV

    September 11, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    @ronin122:

    Tell me again, why has Mr. Goodell not resigned yet?

    Simple: $

  21. 21.

    Mike E

    September 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    @ronin122: That comment from the post, citing Sean Peyton and ‘Bountygate’, is right on. Nobody craps on The Shield and stays in office….he’ll be gone soon.

  22. 22.

    scav

    September 11, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    As long as he’s there being the shock-absorber of bad management and cuddly-ugly face of abetting crap, fewer will look at the systemic, endemic and organizational issues.

  23. 23.

    JPL

    September 11, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    I just put on the game and Baltimore is winning…really?

  24. 24.

    scav

    September 11, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    Also, if he holds on for enough news cycles, his singular leaving will be seen as “the” solution to “the” problem instead of one fuck-up among many deep-seated wider problems.

  25. 25.

    MikeBoyScout

    September 11, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    U might think our Stillers look like stink, but we’ve got this

  26. 26.

    Jeffro

    September 11, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @Mandalay: He’ll be calling the booing a badge of honor in 2016 (and fundraising the snot out of it, of course)

  27. 27.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 11, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    I would like to think that Bob Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, who’s late wife once put a kibosh on a draftee when it was found out he beat a co-ed in college, will lead the charge to drop Goddell,and gain back the respect after his team’s craptacular mega fail with Aaron Hernandez.

  28. 28.

    John Cole +0

    September 11, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    Apparently hitting a WR is against the rules.

  29. 29.

    PaulW

    September 11, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    Rays f-cking blew a no-hitter against the Yankees in the Bronx going into the 8th, and then the relief pitcher gave up a 3-run homer to lose it all. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2014 Rays.

  30. 30.

    The Sailor

    September 11, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    Mosley is not ready for prime time.

  31. 31.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    September 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    Is FYWP getting weird again? Odd no comments in 20 minutes.

  32. 32.

    coin operated

    September 11, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    The steelers are in a tail spin. Somebody got Cole’s blood pressure medicine handy? He’ll need it.

  33. 33.

    JR in WV

    September 11, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    I’m surprised how well the Ravens look compared to the Stillers. I can’t root for either team, Ben is a violent dick, and the Ravens, well, what to say?

    Goodall is a walking dead man, or should be. Professionally, I’m meaning. Not literally.

    I can’t really get videos online, can anyone point me to a transcript of the contractors in Ferguson, MS? I’m just interested, we all know what happened, a dirty cop killed a kid with his hands up. End of story.

    But the confirming story of out-of-town contractors passing through to see a horror show like Dennis’s. That’s interesting.

    I’ve been a Steelers fan for my whole life, as many West Virginian’s were. Except for Green Bay, the family owned team, the Steelers were the best, Rocky Blair, Franco Harris, Terry, the steel curtain, but Ben just rubs me wrong. Talented, but wrong.

    Sorry, John, no offense, but there I am…

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    September 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm

    @JR in WV: Rocky Bleier grew up in the town in which I went to college. The house in which he grew up became a bar (Don’t ask; it’s Wisconsin). I have had drinks there.

  35. 35.

    FlyingToaster

    September 11, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: I blame that one on the lackadaisical scouting; they knew he had issues, they even hired Football Jesus to help deal. Well, we all think that’s why they hired Tebow.

    The scouts didn’t know that he was a person of interest in one previous shooting, back in school. And they bloody well should have.

  36. 36.

    John Weiss

    September 11, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    John, I hope the Steelers eat shit and bay at the moon. Cowboys fan here, so you know I’m tough.

  37. 37.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 11, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    @efgoldman: Who hurts more from that, the league or the owners?

    Maybe that’s a redundant inquiry. If it’s hurting 2 or 3 owners cash flow, meh. If it starts hitting all 31, watch how fast action occurs. (Yes, 31. I exclude Green Bay because Green Bay.)

    But clearly the man knows good defensive coverage.

    Along with Pittsburgh Steelers owner Art Rooney II, Mara has accepted Goodell’s invitation to oversee former FBI chief Robert Mueller’s investigation into Goodell’s gross mishandling of the Ray Rice case. It’s all a bit bizarre, this decision by a commissioner to launch an investigation of the man in his bathroom mirror by hiring someone (Mueller) out of a law firm with business ties to the league (WilmerHale), and then asking two longtime in-league allies to supervise it. … And then having the nerve to call it “independent.”

    It is good to have money, and it is good to have friends. It’s great to have both.

  38. 38.

    Gex

    September 11, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    Well, Rhianna was uninvited from opening tonight’s game. Too often when things go badly for men, a woman has to pay. Just sit there and endure your bad “optics” like a man, Goodell.

    ETA: I hope they had to pay her double when they backed out of the deal.

  39. 39.

    mclaren

    September 12, 2014 at 12:10 am

    This pretty much sums it up.

  40. 40.

    Steelers R Bradys bitches AKA 2liberal

    September 12, 2014 at 1:30 am

    trying my football thread nym on a different computer, but the same IP address. Will it go into moderation?

  41. 41.

    2liberal

    September 12, 2014 at 4:36 am

    @Steelers R Bradys bitches AKA 2liberal:

    trying my football thread nym on a different computer, but the same IP address. Will it go into moderation?

    yes it will :(

  42. 42.

    Keith G

    September 12, 2014 at 5:44 am

    @ronin122: As for why Goodell is still around…

    The vultures are circling over Roger Goodell and pressuring NFL owners to dump the commissioner for what has become Ray Rice (Video) Gate.

    So far, it’s not working. The owners still have his back. Rice committed the crime. Goodell did not. There is no undercurrent to fire him, no small faction that wants him out. In fact, owners are more concerned Goodell is going to get fed up and quit.

    It is certainly possible that Goodell saw the second video, but I have doubts that he did. There would be so little upside in ignoring something that was sure to be made public anyway – and made public with such certain explosiveness.

    It seems that at this time Goodell still has a high enough VORP (to borrow from baseball) to keep him in place.

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