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Fuckifino — Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  September 18, 20144:53 pm| 68 Comments

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I don’t know how to fix the double posting below. I don’t know why the comments contained therein are anomalous. Feel free to heap derision on my cluelessness here. Or discuss more pleasant topics. Open thread.

ETA: Guardian live blog on the Scotland vote here. [H/T Origuy in comments]

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  1. 1.

    Mnemosyne

    September 18, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    I tend to lean towards the Buster Keaton version — Damfino.

    Also, to blogwhore for a moment, I put up my DVR recommendations for tomorrow on TCM and have a piece up about “Trouble in Paradise” that I snuck onto the blog on Monday afternoon when no one was paying attention.

  2. 2.

    scav

    September 18, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    Well, the Daniele Watts plot doesn’t so much thicken as it doubles. Watt’s Watt’s going on?! Did so with the last Elon post, so something replicable to wrestle with at least. New treats from FYWP to keep us busy.

  3. 3.

    Origuy

    September 18, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    The Guardian is liveblogging the Scotland vote count here.

  4. 4.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    @Origuy: Thanks for the link. This vote affects me directly due to English family living in Scotland, property ownership and the financial implications of a “yes” vote. Given that no one knows how the financial stuff will go if the Independence vote wins, we don’t know what to do at this point. Watching closely though.

  5. 5.

    Suffern ACE

    September 18, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    @Origuy: If I lived there, I would vote no. But since I don’t, I root for yes. Because.

  6. 6.

    ranchandsyrup

    September 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    been trolling all of the mouthbreathers on FB that pimped the “Obunglercare users won’t pay their premiums” wish. I’m real popular and they still insist that it will be the death of this great nation– because I’m a end zone dancin’ jerk and not because of substantive reasons.

  7. 7.

    MattF

    September 18, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I’m so pleased at the way every single prediction the Obummercare haters made has turned out wrong. A BFD all by itself.

  8. 8.

    soonergrunt

    September 18, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    well, that was just fucking weird.

  9. 9.

    Trollhattan

    September 18, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Tell it.
    Tell it.
    Betty.
    Betty.

    Also, too, some asshole has been arrested for starting a giant forest fire (71k acres, 5% contained) east of here, burning up some of my (soon to be former) favorite places.

  10. 10.

    beltane

    September 18, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    @Suffern ACE: A “yes” win would be much more entertaining for those of us who really couldn’t care less.

  11. 11.

    ranchandsyrup

    September 18, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    @MattF: lotsa wrong predictions, for sure.

    A couple of “friends” took umbrage with me copy/pasting their predictions. So unfair!

  12. 12.

    ranchandsyrup

    September 18, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    @Trollhattan: consarnit. Lovely little corner of CA in pollack pines.

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    September 18, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    I’m all for Scottish independence. We Malayans didn’t care to be under English rule, you Americans didn’t, the Irish (well, most of them) didn’t, the Indians didn’t, why shouldn’t the Scots want out too? Yet I’m not sure from the coverage if they have worked through the details of disentangling themselves from Britain. For instance, I hear they want to keep Elizabeth II as their queen, which doesn’t seem a good sign. I hear there is a current Thane of Cawdor. Maybe they could offer the throne of Scotland to him instead?

  14. 14.

    Trollhattan

    September 18, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:
    Really thought that through, didn’t you? [golf clap]

    “How dare you impugn me with my own words? Good day, sir!”

  15. 15.

    SatanicPanic

    September 18, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Oh, cut and pasting their predictions? that’s brutal

  16. 16.

    Iowa Old Lady

    September 18, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Gotta love evidence!

  17. 17.

    Trollhattan

    September 18, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:
    Here is this morning’s incident map, which shows triple the area from yesterday’s. I keep hoping it’s a mistake.

  18. 18.

    mdblanche

    September 18, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I don’t know. The last time they made the Thane of Cawdor king I don’t recall it working out very well.

    @Violet: If your family tries telling you it’s actually quite nice there, don’t believe them.

  19. 19.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    Jon Haworth @JonHaworthSky
    Follow

    #BREAKING:Latest YouGov poll suggests Scottish Referendum exit poll results are 54% No, 46% Yes. Counting underway. No results expected soon
    4:26 PM – 18 Sep 2014

  20. 20.

    catclub

    September 18, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    Charles pierce on the Ferguson grand jury:

    What does McCulloch suppose will happen if he stays on the job, and if the grand jury no-bills Wilson on his watch? What does McCulloch suppose will happen if he presides over a process that is so riven with special exceptions that it looks as though it were rigged from jump? Even if the Feds step in, the community isn’t going to buy a local investigation that ends up like that. It’s almost as though somebody down there is operating from a playbook written in 1917. If you don’t want violence, then you don’t let a grand jury like this run on automatic pilot. Can people down there please stop making simple mistakes that have such complicated consequences?

    I guess he does not think there is a chance of the jury running away and actually indicting Wilson.
    It would be amazing if it did.
    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Latest_From_Ferguson

  21. 21.

    ranchandsyrup

    September 18, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    @Trollhattan: dammit. Thx for sharing and stay safe.

  22. 22.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 5:38 pm

    @efgoldman: Har har. It’s differently when it affects you personally. Land ownership issues. Financial issues. Legal entanglements. It’s potentially a real mess for us.

  23. 23.

    Calouste

    September 18, 2014 at 5:40 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Hey now, there are fish living in the North Sea. You don’t want them to get haggis poisoning, do you?

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    September 18, 2014 at 5:40 pm

    @mdblanche:
    You should take that story with a grain of salt. It’s an Englishman’s version, after all.

  25. 25.

    Trollhattan

    September 18, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:
    Thanks, you know what fires are like a little too well. We’re too urban for this to be a threat but that’s my numero uno backcountry playground being put to the torch. And fire season will go for two more months, at a minimum.

  26. 26.

    Suffern ACE

    September 18, 2014 at 5:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: according to Wikipedia, the current Jacobite pretender is Karl, who would also be King of Bavaria. Seems like a good man. Was imprisoned by the Nazis as a boy since the Wittlesbachs were anti-nazi. Not certain if that means they were anti-fascist in general, but they did suffer for their sympathies. Unlike, say, the uncle of the current queen.

  27. 27.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 5:43 pm

    @mdblanche: Visit relatively regularly. The part where my family lives is gorgeous.

  28. 28.

    jl

    September 18, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    ” Yet I’m not sure from the coverage if they have worked through the details of disentangling themselves from Britain. ”

    The main ‘detail’ that has not been worked out, or at least not discussed honestly by proponents of independence, is what they will use for currency: break fiscal link with England, but say on the pond, easy peasy no problem. But, could be like saying “We will just love it, to be in same position as Greece and Spain, economically”

    I don’t have a dog in this fight, but hope if independence wins, they can improvise. The current plan for currency and macroeconomic policy of an indepedent Scotland is not good.

  29. 29.

    mdblanche

    September 18, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    @Amir Khalid: But it was written to flatter a Scotsman.

  30. 30.

    jl

    September 18, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    @Violet: thanks for update.

  31. 31.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    CNN apparently sucks in the UK too. Go look at the picture.

    "Scots have given it 110%," says @AlbertoNardelli pic.twitter.com/xpYsX8wfoB— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) September 18, 2014

  32. 32.

    jl

    September 18, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    ” Here is this morning’s incident map, which shows triple the area from yesterday’s. I keep hoping it’s a mistake.”

    Sickening map, with fire zone that covers some very beautiful country. And still only 5% contained. I keep thinking of the Rim Fire.
    Little rain front moving through, hope that helps tonight.

  33. 33.

    Schlemazel

    September 18, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Where is the asshole who dismissed the impact of the data mining operation of OFA & insisted it was HIM that got Obama over the top? Maybe he could save us?

  34. 34.

    jl

    September 18, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    @efgoldman:

    ” Stuff the bagpipes with the haggis. ”

    Don’t type stuff like that. Might give a chef some bad ideas.

  35. 35.

    Suffern ACE

    September 18, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    Hmm. If the scots didn’t want to be ruled by a German, there are lines extending from illegitimate sons of Charles II to choose from . The most handsome of which is the current Duke of Grafton. The others appear to be stuffy old men.

  36. 36.

    Dog On Porch

    September 18, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    Fuckifino would be a great name for a band.

  37. 37.

    jl

    September 18, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    @efgoldman: Bagpipes are preferable to haggis. Be careful what you wish for. Might become a fashion. People will be sucking the haggis out of the thing through the drones.

  38. 38.

    burnspbesq

    September 18, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    If the Scots vote yes, they should make former Aberdeen and Scotland goalkeeper Jim Leighton king. Just because.

    I mean, is this the face of a Scottish king, or is it nae?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=jim+leighton&espv=2&es_sm=91&tbm=isch&imgil=8cxR5zoXYnb5SM%253A%253BXLTatFLil45CbM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fthenhoj.wordpress.com%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=8cxR5zoXYnb5SM%253A%252CXLTatFLil45CbM%252C_&usg=__HoEI0bIFZWCgRULyGRz4GOePSdI%3D&biw=1276&bih=683&dpr=2&ved=0CDoQyjc&ei=elUbVIXJHbH2igK3vYDACA#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=zmYwQPWKQM9KYM%253A%3BymBf4LD-XJZ46M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%252Ftto%252Fmultimedia%252Farchive%252F00111%252F82100577_scot_111133c.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%252Ftto%252Fsport%252Ffootball%252Fscotland%252Farticle2955590.ece%3B620%3B413

  39. 39.

    Origuy

    September 18, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    @mdblanche: Yes, but James the VI and I wasn’t descended from Macbeth, who was never actually the Thane of Cawdor.

    @jl: I’ve had Chicken Balmoral, which is chicken breast stuffed with haggis in a whisky sauce. Not bad at all.

  40. 40.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    @Dog On Porch:

    Fuckifino would be a great name for a band.

    I was thinking some version of a Port wine.

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Both mrs efgoldman and a young man at wok suggest Sean Connery.

    What a delicious suggestion!

  42. 42.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm

    @Violet:

    Visit relatively regularly. The part where my family lives is gorgeous.

    Take me with you!

  43. 43.

    scav

    September 18, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    @Corner Stone: Wouldn’t a fino be a sherry?

  44. 44.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    @efgoldman: Meh. Sean Connery lives in the Bahamas. He’s a tax exile and didn’t even vote in the referendum. Talks a big game. Doesn’t walk the walk. Link.

  45. 45.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    @Corner Stone: Oh, honey. It’s a long, expensive trip and I’m visiting family usually under stressful conditions. If you just want a free trip, figure it out yourself. If you want to come help me sort out the family dramas, see little of Scotland except the inside of homes and maybe an exciting trip to the supermarket or bank, then come along. It’s a thrill a minute.

  46. 46.

    Amir Khalid

    September 18, 2014 at 6:25 pm

    @burnspbesq:
    Annie Lennox would make a regal Queen of Scotland.

  47. 47.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    @Violet: I just thought we could fly out of IAH and sit beside each other on the flight over, speaking nothing but BJ shorthand the whole way.
    Then you could translate for me when the Scots people opened their piehole and said something incomprehensible.

  48. 48.

    Mnemosyne

    September 18, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    The current queen is the only current head of state who served in WWII. What did you do during the London Blitz, hmmm? ;-)

  49. 49.

    beltane

    September 18, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    Whatever happens with Scotland, turnout has reportedly been well in excess of 90% meaning that apathy is not an issue.

  50. 50.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    @Corner Stone: Even Scots don’t understand what other Scots say, depending on what part of Scotland they’re from.

    Speaking in BJ shorthand might be kind of fun. I’m sure that would entertain the other passengers. Generally I try to sleep on the plane because upon arrival it’s going to be busy and stressful.

  51. 51.

    scav

    September 18, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    And while waiting for actual results, I just had to snort at the ‘that’s probably really not the shirt you want to wearing when arrested for (allegedly) head butting your wife and then punching her a day later after she’d covered for you to the cops the day before” photo at Guard. Let alone with possible elements of the whole mind control game mixed in, but I’ll leave that to the professionals.

  52. 52.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    @Violet:

    Speaking in BJ shorthand might be kind of fun. I’m sure that would entertain the other passengers

    “Helicopters were laughing as they faxed credenzas.”
    “Mopping naked, and the mustard is missing.”
    “Ravens fan roommate? Party Animal PJ’s.”

  53. 53.

    Corner Stone

    September 18, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    @scav: Knew a man named Sherry one time. Dad of a friend of mine.

  54. 54.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    “Dammit, Rosie!”
    “Did you leave the Subaru in the field?”
    “The Applebee’s salad bar on this plane is terrible.”

  55. 55.

    Roger Moore

    September 18, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I hear there is a current Thane of Cawdor.

    I think they should offer it to the Duke of Rothesay.

  56. 56.

    mdblanche

    September 18, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    @Roger Moore: Sheesh. What did the Scots ever do to you?

  57. 57.

    burnspbesq

    September 18, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Well, there is the small matter of that MBE that Dame Annie would have to renounce.

  58. 58.

    Origuy

    September 18, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I think they should offer it to the Duke of Rothesay.

    Who is also the Lord of the Isles.

  59. 59.

    Roger Moore

    September 18, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Well, there is the small matter of that MBE that Dame Annie would have to renounce.

    “I can’t become queen if it would mean giving up my MBE!”, said nobody ever. Besides, she’d presumably become the head of the Order of the Thistle, which is way cooler than just a MBE.

  60. 60.

    Roger Moore

    September 18, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    The first votes are counted. Clackmannanshire voted 46.2% Yes, 53.8% No.

  61. 61.

    mdblanche

    September 18, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    @Roger Moore: If Scotland as a whole votes yes can Clackmannanshire remain in the UK?

  62. 62.

    Roger Moore

    September 18, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    @mdblanche:

    If Scotland as a whole votes yes can Clackmannanshire remain in the UK?

    No, or at least not under the terms of the referendum. Scotland has an independent political existence and entered into a voluntary union with England to form the United Kingdom, so there’s some reason to accept that they can ask for independence. The same thing doesn’t hold for political subdivisions of Scotland.

  63. 63.

    Origuy

    September 18, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    Clackmannanshire is the smallest mainland subdivision and was expected to go for Yes. Fun fact: it’s named after a large stone associated with the Celtic god Mannan.

  64. 64.

    Jebediah, RBG

    September 18, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    Why not the Duke of Earl?

  65. 65.

    Roger Moore

    September 18, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    And now Orkney, with a strong “No!”: 32.8-67.2.

  66. 66.

    Origuy

    September 18, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG: The Duke of Rothesay is one of the titles associated with the Prince of Wales. You know, Liz and Phil’s boy Chuck.

  67. 67.

    Mnemosyne

    September 18, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    @Origuy:

    Maybe that’s the answer to Queen Liz’s dilemma of Who Inherits? Scotland always had more liberal marriage and divorce laws than England did.

  68. 68.

    Violet

    September 18, 2014 at 11:23 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yep. Hence in the British romance novels the young couple racing to Gretna Green to get married. We go right by it on the way up to Scotland and one time I insisted we stop in. A couple was getting married and being pulled around in a horse drawn carriage. Totally cheesy but kind of fun.

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