Via SB Nation. Speaking of which fine site, satirical favorite PFT Commenter now has an additional outlet at Strongtakes.com, where the latest dispatch explains that “Fleshlight should sponsor the NFL since Proctor and Gamble won’t”:
… Just yesterday Jasno La Canfora reported that Proctor and Gamble woudnt be making a bunch of pink stuff for the league to sell for profit’s while pretneding they care about women this year. While this is a huge blow for the NFL, the universe never closes a door without opening another fake entrence that feels just like the real thing.
What better way to make money while literally pretending you love women more then getting a sponsorship with Fleshlight?
Most importantly for the NFL, partnering with a company that is the worlds leading expert on pretending to have sex with fake vaginas would be probly there LEAST mysognistic current business partner. It would show the world that the League is serous about womens rights issues because theres literally no way to use a fleshlight unconsenually. The NFL wold be taking a brave stand in the world of violents against women and it would be a literally stroke of genius…
Warning, NSFW, in case that hadn’t occurred to you.
Apart from lecturing me about not taking Serious Subjects Seriously, what’s on the agenda as we wrap up the weekend?