Media Matters, with the nut graph:
… On the September 22 edition of his show, O’Reilly claimed that the only credible plan to defeat the Islamic State had to include a mercenary force of 25,000 “English-speaking” fighters that would be recruited and trained by the United States. O’Reilly explained that his mercenary army would be comprised of “elite fighters who would be well-paid, well-trained to defeat terrorists all over the world.”…
(Video at the link, in case you don’t believe them.)
Steve Benen is beyond dubious:
… For some reason, CBS was impressed enough with O’Reilly’s idea that the Fox News host appeared on “CBS This Morning” today where he touted his mercenary approach all over again. “It’s going to happen,” O’Reilly said this morning. “This anti-terror army is going to happen.”
I really doubt that.
In fact, after unveiling his preferred approach, O’Reilly sought an assessment from U.S. Naval War College Professor Tom Nichols. The guest responded, with a polite tone, “Well, Bill, I understand your frustration. I really do. But this is a terrible idea, a terrible idea not just as a practical matter but a moral matter. It’s a morally corrosive idea to try to outsource our national security. This is something Americans are going to have to deal for themselves. We’re not going to solve this problem by creating an army of Marvel Avengers or the Guardians of the Galaxy.”…
.@billmon1 Pretty sure I liked this plan better when it involved marionettes. AMERICA: FUCK YEAH.
— Doctor Memory (@Dr_Memory) September 23, 2014
some guy
How about a Lego Army? Or we could hire a Drone Army and put some unemployed gamers to work?
Comrade Dread
Why is it that the only government jobs programs conservatives believe in involve the kind of jobs that kill people?
And if we think the current situation in the Middle East is a quagmire without any quick exit, just think of how awesome it’ll be once we introduce a profit motive to the situation.
scav
Oh, congrats to U.S. Naval War College for having Professor Tom Nichols, unafraid to roll out the exact, proper and meritted level of WTF in Marvel allusions. Kudos to him.
Amir Khalid
@scav:
When it comes t the Avengers, I seem to recall that they answer to a US Federal agency, especially Captain America himself.
SpotWeld
Bill knows that GIJoe was a cartoon, right?
Librarian
Somebody should tell Professor Nichols that we have already outsourced our national security- to Blackwater, Halliburton, etc.
Trollhattan
You first, Bill, you first. And like pirates [yarrrrr!] your English-talkin’ clone army are paid in booty they sieze in their combat arena, not with one You Ess Eh penny, amirite? Sen. Ryan(R, Candyland) informs us the deficit is the greatest peril in the history of perils.
scav
@Amir Khalid: Lacking background, is there actually a national election for Capt America or do they go the Congressional Approvals route in Universe Marvel?
chopper
I’m amazed billo didn’t cut off the dude’s mic after his first sentence. He must not have been expecting him to say ‘your idea is horseshit’.
Trollhattan
@Amir Khalid:
Funny, I always thought they were with MI5, but it was always a bit ambiguous who Mother represented.
srv
Back in the day, there were like 5000 Special Forces folks. Today, something like 80K.
We need to be more like the old warriors. Use ‘Em Or Lose ‘Em.
Call them O’Reilly’s Raiders.
cckids
Sounds like Bill reads WAY too much Tom Clancy.
Iowa Old Lady
Bill is like a guy managing a fantasy football team who believes his strategy would benefit the Vikings. Only in Bill’s case, VSPs listen to him on TV.
Penus
@Comrade Dread: Introduce?
chopper
I think a certain S.O.D record is apropos here.
Scratch
@Comrade Dread:
I believe that’s because lots of conservatives seem to now believe that FDR actually started or prolonged the Great Depression and that the only reason we got out of the Great Depression was because of World War 2.
maya
Looks like the perfect job for the Bundy Brigade. ISIS will rue the day they started grazing off our oil fields
RaflW
Only way I’d support the mercenary approach is if Bill-O, Miss Lindsey, Grandpa Walnuts, Bill Kristol et al are serving on the front lines.
Amir Khalid
@scav:
I don’t know. I think Captains America are military personnel (or at least Steve Roger is), so the process for becoming a commissioned office should apply. Iron Man is a defence contractor. But I don’t know about the others. And doesn’t Thor being an extraterrestrial alien raise some complications?
Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)
@Amir Khalid:
Only if he has a tourist visa.
Calouste
25,000 fighters?
To use that famous quote: “Amateurs talk tactics, professionals turn logistics”. Good luck supporting 25,000 men in the desert 200 miles from the nearest port.
Elie
@Scratch:
Actually, we were heading into another slow down before WWII and WWII helped us a lot. FDR had cut back on the stimulus which resulted in a slow down. He (FDR) as you rightly state did NOT start the great depression or make it worse, however.
Shakezula
I assume this shriveled cat turd came up with this idea after his hero, Eric Prince of Dorkness, announced that Blackwater/Xe/Acedemi would totes have gotten rid of ISIL by now if only Obama hadn’t made a fuss about the company’s little civilian killing problem. And it makes sense that he’d see a private army as the perfect way to get his war on. Just round up a bunch of English speakers (from somewhere) and give them a lot of money (don’t ask where it came from) and let them go off and fight.
Why, almost exactly like the soldiers we have all ready, except for the well paid part. And the fact this president won’t let you play with them. Christ, what a fuck knob.
Jay S
Eric Prince has already said America, hell no.
He could’ve done it if Obama hadn’t hurt his fee fees.
Mnemosyne
@Amir Khalid:
I admit I haven’t seen the recent movies but, as a Norse god, isn’t Thor better described as an interdimensional being rather than an extraterrestrial? Assuming that Asgard is in another dimension of our planet rather than being its own planet, of course.
jl
O’Reilly and Hannity should be first to enlist
Laurel And Hardy Beau Hunks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZt97oVRGoQ
Jay S
@Shakezula:t
Surely an ad in Soldier of Fortune will do the trick.
Mnemosyne
@Shakezula:
I’d be happy to let Eric Prince parachute into Fallujah. I’d even be willing to let him have, say, a Bowie knife to defend himself against the families of the people he murdered.
Hungry Joe
Well, I’ll get behind the idea if we send these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpog
sm*t cl*de
Ah, corporate welfare. Is there no problem it won’t cure?
srv
@Elie:
I think Krugman would quibble about the disconnect between those two sentences.
People eating cat food three years longer than they had to might qualify as worser.
jefft
“People eating cat food three years longer than they had to might qualify as worser.”
except they weren’t
The 37 recession lasted only 2 quarters, did not bring unemployment to 1935 levels, let alone 1930 levels, and was nipped in the bud by reversing the cut backs
If you told anybody in 1939 that they were still in the depths of the depression, they would have laughed at you
Mary
@Amir Khalid: S.H.I.E.L.D, the agency that runs the Avengers, is actually an international agency – usually depicted as an arm of the U.N. /geek
grandpa john
@jefft: Another good thing happened in 37. That’s my birth year
Origuy
What does a professor at a War College know about war, anyway? CBS should have gotten a real expert like Bill Kristol.
JaneE
Because Blackwater did such a really good job at making Iraq more stable, secure, and Pro-American.
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@scav: Attempts to go the Congressional Approval (or at least US Gov. approval) routes were uniformly disastrous. Steve Rogers, James Barnes, and soon Sam Wilson were/will be the only successful Captain Americas.
@Mary: Supreme Headquarters International Espionage and Law-Enforcement Division. /old geek
Slugger
I think that this is an excellent idea. Please get me Mr. O’Reilly’s address. For a modest downpayment of five million dollars I will organize an army of fierce fighters. I have a lot of experience in multilevel marketing which will prove very useful.
The Other Chuck
@Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism:
Or Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate
But now it’s Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
Which does make it sound like a US Agency, but it’s left ambiguous. Not to give any spoilers for people who havent seen it, but “who does S.H.I.E.L.D. answer to?” is kind of a big question in the second Captain America movie.
Shakezula
@Mnemosyne: Parachute?
LOOXURY!
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@The Other Chuck:
Only in the Cinematic Universe. It’s been Strategic Hazard etc. since the 1990s, which kind of mutes the original international concept.
La Contessa Valentina Allegra de la Fontaine was one of my favorite characters as a kid. I’d squee if she turned up to bankroll the new SHIELD.
Dog On Porch
O’Reilly essentially espouses the creation of an American ISIS.
If I cashed the paychecks he does, I’d espouse the creation of an American ISIS, too.
Tehanu
@Shakezula:
I wish there was a Like button here. Or in this case, about 200 of them.
Paul in KY
@Elie: FDR didn’t slow the stimulus. Congress wouldn’t pass any of his bills after the ‘court packing’ fiasco.
Chris
@The Other Chuck:
It’s been ambiguous forever whether S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be a U.S. or UN agency in the comics. I think it was originally written as a UN agency, but changes over the years depending on who’s writing it. As in comics, so in the MCU – the name of the agency strongly implies that it’s U.S, but then the Avengers movie introduced a “World Security Council” with a bunch of foreigners.
Also, the Pentagon allegedly refused to cooperate with that movie solely because they didn’t like the way the “World Security Council” fit into the chain of command. Eh.
mclaren
And yet America already outsources a record amount of its military operations to private mercs, AKA death squads, shelling out 4 billion per year and employing more than 126,000 killers from private military contractors. Example:
Source: The Atlantic magazine, July 2012.
Source: Alternet, 28 January 2008.
Source: “When Blackwater Kills, No Questions Asked,” Inter Press Agency, 2007.
The private military contactor Blackwater (now renamed Academi because of its infamy in a failed and futile effort to deflect bad publicity) has recently been training U.S. police departments:
1. Iowa Department of Natural Resources
2. Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff’s Department
3. Matthews, North Carolina Police
4. Atlanta Police
5. Chillicothe, Ohio Police
6. Charleston, South Carolina Police
7. Port Chester, NY Police
8. Highland, Indiana Police
9. Unalaska, Alaska Police
10. Metropolitan Washington, DC Police
11. Charlottesville, Virginia Police
12. Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (Dulles and Reagan National Airports)
13. St. Louis County Police (Missouri)
14. Queen Anne’s County, Maryland Police
15. Prince George’s County, Maryland Police
16. FBI SWAT Team
17. Gloucester Township, New Jersey Police
18. Tempe, Arizona Police
19. New York Police Department
20. Yonkers, New York Police
21. Fairfax County, Virginia Police
22. Maplewood, New Jersey Police
23. Gastonia, North Carolina Police
24. Tampa Police
25. U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)
26. DeKalb County, Georgia Police
27. Arlington County, Virginia Police
28. Baltimore Police
29. U.S. Coast Guard
30. Suffolk, Virginia Police
31. Franklin City, Virginia Police
32. Milford, Delaware Police
33. University of Texas Police
34. Norfolk, Virginia Police
35. Ottawa-Carleton, Canada Police
36. San Bernardino County, California Sheriff
37. Plattsburgh, New York Police
38. Chicago Police Department
39. Oregon State Police
40. Los Angeles Police Department
41. Tonawanda, New York Police
42. Special Forces of Colombia
43. Jacksonville, North Carolina Police
44. Harvey Cedars, New Jersey Police
45. Elmira, New York Police
46. Department of Corrections, New Jersey
47. Lexington, Kentucky Police
48. Willimantic, Connecticut Police
49. Georgia Department of Law Enforcement
50. City of Fairfax, Virginia Police
51. Alexandria, Virginia Police Special Operations
52. Illinois State Police
53. Dallas, Texas Police
54. Hamilton, Ohio Police
55. Morganton, North Carolina Police
Meanwhile, America’s private military contractor death squads continue to grow, expanding the services they provide to the U.S. government:
Source: “What if our mercenaries turn on us?” Chris Hedges, 2007.
So everything Reilly is ranting and fantasizing about has already come true.
America is already paying a vast private army of private contractor mercenary killers to indiscriminately murder people in third world countries.
It makes you wonder what all the fuss is about. Since we’re already doing everything O’Reilly is gibbering about, why would anyone even bother to object?