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by $8 blue check mistermix|  October 4, 201411:55 am| 173 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    October 4, 2014 at 11:59 am

    I am much relieved that Liverpool has finally won a match in the Premier League after two straight defeats and a draw given away in the last minute of injury time.

    Well, you did say football.

  2. 2.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    IT’S HOCKEY SEASON!

    Gophers beat Penn State 8-0 last night but I was actually impressed with the Nittany Lions. They weren’t scared and they didn’t fold when it was 0-0 and they didn’t fold when it was 8-0. They probably could have held the margin down a lot if they’d played in a defensive shell but they were aggressive all game long. It killed them against the #1 ranked team in the country but I think they’ll cause some other teams fits this year and with their recruiting I expect that they’ll keep getting better.

  3. 3.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    Good Gawd, 4 games I really care about right off the bat!!!

  4. 4.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    Hey! Newcastle didn’t lose! To avoid relegation they’ll probably have to actually win a few games but baby steps.

  5. 5.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): It was the Bemidji game that got rescheduled cuz the sticks didn’t arrive with the team, right? Oh, the headaches an equipment manager must endure.

    What did you think of Hilary Knight practicing with the Ducks?

  6. 6.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    @leinie: Yeah, Vermont’s equipment didn’t arrive with the team so that game’s been rescheduled for Sunday.

    You follow women’s hockey?

  7. 7.

    Mike J

    October 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    I’ve started cheering for Leicester City. They drew Burnley and stand 9th in the table now.

  8. 8.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    HAAALLLLP, Limey’s and Commies all over!!!!

  9. 9.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    @leinie: As for Knight practicing with the Ducks, I think it’s a nice PR gimmick but doesn’t mean anything beyond that. I do hope she enjoyed it.

  10. 10.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):
    Hopefully leinie does follow, then we would have another folk to talk to here about it.

    #2 Wisconsin beat # 6 Duluth 4-1 & the North Dakota Thugs beat RPI despite taking 11 penalties (that is a huge number for a womens game, at least one not in UND green)

  11. 11.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):
    Not specifically, but I’m a hockey fan, so the women’s game falls under that umbrella.

    Now’s where I confess to having grown up in Grand Forks, ND, and being a rabid UND fan, inspiring a rant from you on how horrible the they’ll-always-be-the-Sioux-to-me are, and I say the Gophers suck and the conversation can only go downhill from there. ;)

    The Gopher women are an amazing team, and fun to watch, but since I’m not in Minnesota, my opportunities to see ANY women’s games are limited.

  12. 12.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    @raven:
    If it makes you feel any better the best player in the country is out this season because of a concussion she suffered at the Olympics. Thats sort of like football!

  13. 13.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    @Schlemazel: Don’t matter to me, I’m choppin in high cotton!

  14. 14.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    @leinie:
    If you want to see the UND team play check their web site, or the web site of their opponent that week. Sometimes they carry video & most carry audio of the games. It really is a high quality game when the best teams play.

  15. 15.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    @leinie: The First Rule of Hockey: If it wears green, root against it. That includes the Fighting Whioux.

  16. 16.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    @raven: Old news, obviously, but I laughed last week as our local team got clobbered by the Buckeyes. When the OSU student ran onto the the field and got dropped by a (/n asst) coach, my thought was “piker.” A OSU head coach drops opposing players, and punches them too.

    The funniest part may have been that the goofball was also local, and there on a scholarship for golf caddies. I had no idea there was such a thing. This was my effort to save you from the Limeys and Commies.

  17. 17.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    @Schlemazel: And I’ll give the UND athletic department some credit: they have some of the best coverage of their women’s team on the net. The video quality is good and the announcers at least have some idea what is going on.

  18. 18.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):
    WAIT! a golf caddy scholarship?!?!?!?

    OY! I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

  19. 19.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Oh yea, I was a caddie at Mendinah as was my dad before me. The Chick Evans program is really good stuff.

  20. 20.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    In 1929, famed golfer Chick Evans Jr., asked the WGA to administer the fund he had established some years earlier to send deserving caddies to college. He could think of no finer organization to entrust his legacy and grow his vision.

    In 1930, the WGA awarded its first two scholarships to caddies Harold Fink and Jim McGinnis. They would attend Northwestern University, the same school where Chick Evans had studied.

    Until World War II, all Evans Scholars continued to attend Northwestern, and it was here that the first Evans Scholars Chapter House was established. Tuition to Northwestern in 1930 was $150 per year, and plenty of Chick’s money was left over. Naturally, he wanted to do more.

    The WGA had to find more caddies. The WGA board established three requirements for selection: scholarship, fellowship and leadership. Using this criteria, they selected a dozen more caddie scholarship winners. The WGA Directors participating in the selection process came to realize the impact of Chick’s dream on the lives of young men with limited access to a college education.

    When Chick’s original investment was exhausted, the WGA Directors perpetuated the caddie scholarship program by leaving money on the board room table after a day of interviews and selections. This “collection plate” process was the sole means of revenue through the early 1940s, when WGA began to solicit funds outside the Association.

  21. 21.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    @Schlemazel: As raven pointed out, it isn’t the university giving a scholarship to someone who is a caddie for the golf team. It’s for kids who were caddies at clubs as teens.

  22. 22.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    @Schlemazel: Remember, that was the plot of Caddyshack:

    Danny Noonan works as a caddy at the upscale Bushwood Country Club to raise enough money to go to college. Danny regularly caddies for Ty Webb, an exceptional golfer and the free-spirited playboy son of one of Bushwood’s co-founders. Danny decides to gain favor with Judge Elihu Smails, the country club’s stodgy co-founder and director of the Caddy Scholarship program, by caddying for him.

  23. 23.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):
    I have never seen one but maybe I’ll have to do that.
    Sorry linie but there are only 2 teams that can be counted on to goon it up, UND and UMD. I don’t approve of thuggery in the men’s game (its why I refuse to care about the NHL) and it generally is avoided in the womens game which is called a bit closer, usually. Whatever they want to call themselves is less to me than the way they play.

  24. 24.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 4, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): @Schlemazel: Have you never seen Caddyshack?

  25. 25.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): At Medinah you had a card that the golfer would sign and you’d cash it in. It said “treat your caddy like you would treat your son” at the bottom.

  26. 26.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I lived it!

  27. 27.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    @raven:
    NOBODY wanted to caddy for Adrian Peterson

    EDIT: aaaaannnd we are back to football :D

  28. 28.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): They did some remodeling of the player areas of the REA and released video tours of it this week. Of course, this was for the men, I didn’t see anything being done for the women.

    One of my bucket list items is to get back to GF (haven’t been there in 15 years, and that wasn’t during hockey season) and make it to a game at that Hockey Palace they built with casino money.

    I’ve got to look at their streaming package again, because they changed it all around with the new NCHC deal for the men, so I’m not sure how it works.

  29. 29.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    @raven: It’s clearly a better program than the press has presented, though not nearly as good a punchline. Rewarding academic achievement and all that. I had to research it because I figured it was from some local fool with more money than sense who wanted the “right kind of kids” to get educated. I was pleasantly surprised to learn my mistake.

    @Omnes Omnibus Yah, but it’s a movie. Feeling better?

  30. 30.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    @Schlemazel: Funny, we came across a 1941 film called “The Vanishing Virginian” last night on the Warner Vault site. The lead character is played by Frank Morgan, better known as the Wizard of Oz. It’s about Lynchburg, VA in the early 1900’s and, since my bride is from that area, we watched it. At one point Frank’s kids lie to him and almost get killed by a bull. He goes right to a tree and gets a switch to whip em.

  31. 31.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):
    Well, there you guys go ruining a perfectly good joke with reality. Dammit! how can I make fun of it now?

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 4, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Meh. Drinking green tea and avoiding food.

  33. 33.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    @raven: Current Lynchburg trivia: I had occasion to discuss kiddie pr0n cases with the Chief Asst Commonwealth Atty for Lynchburg who handles such cases. He advised that ~ 75-80% of such defendants are – can you guess?

    Liberty U students.

  34. 34.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): It’s not surprising that most people don’t know about it. As I said, I have a legacy as a looper that goes way back. At my dad’s “celebration of life” his brother noted that my dad had carried for the great Patty Berg.

  35. 35.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): The character in the film is the Commonwealth Atty for Lynchburg. It’s based on a book by his daughter.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    October 4, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    @raven:
    I read a book that contained the notes of a slaver owner. There is a fairly banal discussion as to if it is better to whip a slave or paddle them. It was all about what was better for the owner getting the most out of his property.

    There are plenty of movies, TV and ads from the past that show or let you know that a husband spanked his wife for some ‘transgression’, she always ‘had it coming’.

    My dad smacked me in the head when he was displeased with me.

    TImes change, people grow.

  37. 37.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    @Schlemazel: who you tellin

  38. 38.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Argh, I’m in moderation for mentioning a g am bling establishment as the source of funding for that Hockey Palace at UND.

    Anyway, always nice to see the game on ice getting some love, even if it is from UND hating rodent loving people. ;)

  39. 39.

    rikyrah

    October 4, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    Has Violet checked in lately?

  40. 40.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    @leinie: Yeah, there is the fact that the UND hockey program got all of its money from a mobbed up Nazi lover trying to use the university’s name to get him out of PR hell.

  41. 41.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 1:00 pm

    Damn it I just wrote a long piece about the film and race and it got fucking ate!

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 4, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    @raven: If you are on Firefox, sometimes if you hit the back button, you’ll find the thing you wrote in the comment box.

  43. 43.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Ah, it is a BEAUTIFUL building!

    The moderated comment actually relates making a trip back to the REA to see a game as being on my bucket list. I haven’t seen a game since my college days at UND, and that is long enough ago I don’t want to admit to the actual number, although Hak being a player at the time might give you a clue…….

    I grew up in ND. There ain’t nothing to do in the winter but freeze your ass off and go to hockey games. I come by my love of the game naturally.

  44. 44.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    Great life led by Leigh Whipper, Uncle Josh, in the Vanishing Virginian,

    Leigh Whipper was an consummate actor who led an impressive life. Born in South Carolina in 1876, at the end of the Reconstruction Era in which his parents had participated, he was educated in Washington, D.C., attending Howard University, before turning permanently to a life in the theater. At a time when work for black actors was limited, Whipper became a successful actor, appearing in more than twenty plays and a greater number of films. He not only joined Actors Equity in 1913 and other organizations where African-Americans were few in number, but he also helped fellow African-American thespians by founding the Negro Actors Guild in 1937. His first great success was as The Crab Man in “Porgy” on the stage in 1927-1928 and 1929. His work also included radio and television. He appeared in his first movie in 1920, but his most prolific period of movie making was between the years 1939 and 1947 when he made twenty films, though sometimes he received no screen credit. His performance as Crooks in “Of Mice and Men” (1939), which reprised his Broadway role, is remarkably powerful and natural at a time when roles for African-Americans often required them to compromise their dignity by playing caricatures. In 1944, Whipper received a special honor from the Ethiopian government for his portrayal of Emperor Haile Selassie. He retired in 1972 and died three months before his 99th birthday in 1975.

  45. 45.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    @leinie: I road trip to all of the Gopher women WCHA away games so I’ve been to the Ralph several times. It’s not bad.

    I’m pretty sure that over the last three seasons I have seen more Gopher women’s hockey games than anyone not actually in the program. This year the trip to Princeton is the only one I’ll miss.

  46. 46.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Gave it a try but no luck. Anyway the race angle of the film is interesting. Captain is the prosecutor for Lynchburg and has rebellious daughters, one of whom, wants to be a lawyer. The family has servants that seem to be in the same situation as slaves except they are called “friends”.

  47. 47.

    FourTen

    October 4, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Villa holds through to the break! Pulling out another point during their “rip of the band-aid” tour would be a blessing.

    Also: Fk Chelsea.

  48. 48.

    leinie

    October 4, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): I’m actually going to see the men play in a couple of weeks, against CC in Colorado Springs. Colorado is the closest to me, of the teams that they play against, since I’m in Idaho. It will be the first time I’ve seen UND in person since I left MN back in the 90s.

    I’m simply too far away, and too poor, to be able to road trip and see my hockey teams with any kind of regularity. I have to make do with TV, but I’ll tell you right now, hockey is WHY God made HDTV. Thank goodness for streaming packages and the NBC and CBS sports networks.

  49. 49.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    Mississippi State has had itself a good half of football handegg.

  50. 50.

    lol chikinburd

    October 4, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Baby Doc Duvalier and Saturday morning cartoons are both dead today. The trifecta is now active.

  51. 51.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    All I can say is go LSU. Not so sure they are better than Auburn but I guess you got to have hope.

  52. 52.

    Yatsuno

    October 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    @lol chikinburd: Am I bad for hoping for Poppy Bush?

  53. 53.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    OK maybe I am getting old and soon I might yell “get off my lawn” but how is Maryland in the Big Ten? That just makes no sense. But Missouri is in the SEC so I guess geography and what conference you are in doesn’t matter much anymore.

  54. 54.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    @Tommy: Rutgers and Nebraska too.

  55. 55.

    Mnemosyne

    October 4, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    @lol chikinburd:

    I’m surprised at how young he was — only 63. He was thrown out so long ago that I assumed he was older.

  56. 56.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    @raven: I can almost understand Nebraska. Rutgers makes no sense to me. A few people have mentioned here they try to travel to see their team. If I have to fly halfway across the country to see my team play I am not sure that is possible.

  57. 57.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    @Tommy: tevveeeee. Try West Virginia in the SWC. There is no stupider alignment than that.

  58. 58.

    skerry

    October 4, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    @raven: And don’t forget Penn State. I’m still upset over that one.

    Also, Purdue is actually playing football today.

  59. 59.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    October 4, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    @Tommy:

    Having made these drives a looong time ago, it seems to me that College Park is a lot closer to Columbus than Ann Arbor is to Minneapolis.

    But travel considerations don’t override the fact that the B1G wanted to get its cable channel carried in the entirety of the NYC-to-DC corridor.

  60. 60.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    @skerry: I am an LSU guy but my second team is the Illini. Not a fan of Purdue today :).

  61. 61.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    @skerry: Why upset over Penn State? Scandal aside, which no one could have predicted 20 years ago, they’ve been a very good fit in the conference, not just athletically but academically. The administration there has leveraged Big 10 membership to upgrade a lot of its academic programs.

    And admitting them means that Minnesota can claim to be the first team to actually finish 11th in the Big 10.

  62. 62.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    @Tommy: Are you watching it? The Illinois defense is fucking pitiful.

  63. 63.

    skerry

    October 4, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Not about the scandal or anything. Just that they were #11 of the Big Ten.

    But your point about Minnesota is well taken.

    ETA: Woo Hoo! Another Purdue TD!

  64. 64.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):

    that the B1G wanted to get its cable channel carried in the entirety of the NYC-to-DC corridor.

    Sometimes I am slow up the uptake. Had not thought of that. But I am sure that is a large part of it now I ponder it. As a former DC resident there are clearly a lot of people there. Affluent people. I can only assume you’d want you station there.

  65. 65.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    @skerry: And Penn State is the school that finally stepped up and allowed for there to be a Big 10 hockey conference, which I’d wanted for decades.

    Of course, it came right about the time when I switched over to women’s hockey primarily and there’s only four Big 10 schools with women’s teams, so I don’t actually watch much Big 10 Conference hockey . . .

  66. 66.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    @raven: Nope. I live in Illinois as you know and the game isn’t on.

  67. 67.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    Aite, off to Sanford Stadium. Hold down the fort.

  68. 68.

    skerry

    October 4, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    @Tommy: My kid is at the OSU-UMD game in College Park today.

    Yeah, it’s all about the money.

    I have a friend who started grad school at Rutgers this fall after retiring from the USAF. Told her it was the hard way to get a Big Ten degree.

  69. 69.

    skerry

    October 4, 2014 at 2:56 pm

    @Tommy: Purdue-Illinois is on ESPN2 livestream

  70. 70.

    Tommy

    October 4, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    @skerry: Yeah got rid of cable a few months ago. Can not seem to get the streaming channels. They ask for a code I don’t have anymore.

  71. 71.

    BruceFromOhio

    October 4, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    @raven: How splendidly simple. Good for Chick, good for the students, and nice work by the board.

    So how the heck do you *know* this stuff?

    ETA, ok n/m.

  72. 72.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    Whew!

  73. 73.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 4, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    Good lord. Oregon deserved to lose just for those hideous uniforms. Unfortunately, they’ve won plenty of times when I’ve said the same thing.

  74. 74.

    Mustang Bobby

    October 4, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    I have an important announcement:

    COMCAST YOU SUCK DRY GREEN DONKEY HOOTERS.

    Do not tell me a service call will be free and then hit me up for a $60 service charge.

  75. 75.

    PaulW

    October 4, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    @raven:

    Have you seen Caddyshack? I’ve lived it!

    You do drugs, raven?

  76. 76.

    PaulW

    October 4, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    what’s this about Katy Perry hitting on a college quarterback?!

  77. 77.

    PaulW

    October 4, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    My mom WAR EAGLE is at the Auburn game today GO AUBURN and so with Florida winning KEEP HARRIS AT QB, MUSCHAMP OR IT’S YOUR ASS today’s shaping up to be a good day.

    Gotta finish this damn story.

  78. 78.

    S. cerevisiae

    October 4, 2014 at 4:05 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Screw the Big Ten conference – Go Bulldogs!

  79. 79.

    Mustang Bobby

    October 4, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    Comcast update: I hung on the phone for an hour, got to talk to a supervisor, and got the whole fee waived. It pays to be politely persistent.

  80. 80.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    @efgoldman: That game was many things, but boring it was not.

    @PaulW: I don’t know what (Georgia alum) Muschamp was doing putting Driskel back in to run out the clock after Harris led the only successful drive in the whole fucking game! Driskel damn near screwed the pooch in a formation my grandma could manage! I was cursing loudly enough to be heard in Knoxville.

  81. 81.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Pulling for the ‘Dores and Ole Miss, but will likely be disappointed. Will be cheering on the ‘Cocks in the late game.

  82. 82.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Ole Miss came to play.

  83. 83.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    Anybody but me think it’s kind of messed up to see Baylor at #6 and U of TX unranked?

  84. 84.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    That was unbelievably bad by Ole Miss.

  85. 85.

    Alex

    October 4, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    Interestingly enough, CBS’s high ethics took a vacation when Lara Logan spent a year on a bullshit 60 Minutes Benghazi story that was debunked in slightly more than sixty minutes. Logan is still there, proving that, if Dan Rather had tits and a cute accent — Texas accent doesn’t count– he’d still be on 60 Minutes.

    Can one of you tell me why this quote from TBogg is not prototypically sexist, if not misogynistic. Been trying all afternoon to come up with an answer and have failed.

    He’s so funny though. Thank god he’s a liberal.

  86. 86.

    Steeplejack

    October 4, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    @Alex:

    Did you mean for only the first paragraph to be blockquoted? And do you have a link for that?

  87. 87.

    Mnemosyne

    October 4, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    @Alex:

    It’s that tricky thing, though — TBogg is saying that Logan only kept her job because of sexism, so he’s pointing out the sexism that let her keep her job. Personally, I think it’s more because she’s completely in the tank for the right wing, but the fact that she’s a perky blonde with a cute accent who’s completely in the tank for the right wing sure didn’t hurt.

  88. 88.

    jayboat

    October 4, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Top (newest) post @TBogg’s [now almost unreadable] page.

    I’m glad you said that. He’s practically mailing it in these days, and no bassett pix in like, forever.

    Still love his flashes of brilliance, tho.

    On the other hand, Sir Charles Pierce seems to be on a roll with butter.
    He’s been slicing and dicing as sharp as I’ve ever seen him.

  89. 89.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:02 pm

    The obnoxious 25 minute halftime made me leave. I missed 3 minutes of the game.

  90. 90.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    @efgoldman: It’s homecoming so they have the regular and alum bands. I pay my dough and go over but it’s so close it’s just as easy to come on home and watch.

  91. 91.

    jayboat

    October 4, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    @efgoldman:
    I try to look past re-designs as long as the body copy isn’t in comic sans.

    I’m still a regular reader, maybe the design puts me in a crappy mood, subliminally-speaking. 8-]

    I got spoilt with the doggie pix.

  92. 92.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    @efgoldman: They have fucking Lee Greenwood at the half of the Auburn game, I mos def will be on the concourse for that shit.

  93. 93.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    61 yard pick on 4th and 2 as Vandy tries to get cute!!

  94. 94.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 4, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Long time passing?

  95. 95.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 4, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    If I were Melvin Gordon, I would be really pissed right now.

  96. 96.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    @efgoldman: Everyone’s gone to the moon. . .

  97. 97.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    @efgoldman: I’ve been pretty gentle on this band thing so far. I f I had my way they’d have 12 minute half’s like the bigs.

  98. 98.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 4, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    @Alex: They did need to fire her, but if they didn’t do it because they think of her in sexual terms, then that’s on them.

    Btw, I refuse to use the word “sexy” for women men find sexually appealing. It shifts sex onto her. She may or may not have any interest in sex. It’s the people looking at her who are thinking sexy thought.

    Sorry. I gather I’m supposed to be talking football. Go Cyclones!

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 4, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    @efgoldman: No good team should have its quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions in the end zone and certainly not on a day that their RB rushes for over 260 yards (so far).

    ETA: Yeah, but I have yet to eat today so well see what happens when I do.

  100. 100.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    Where’s Katy Perry!!!!!

  101. 101.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 4, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: May be some hot and spicy chicken soup?

  102. 102.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    @efgoldman: She was really funny on Game Day and the only one that picked Ole Miss to beat Bama!

  103. 103.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    Katy Perry and the corndogs!

  104. 104.

    lurker dean

    October 4, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    @rikyrah: i haven’t seen her around, hope she’s well.

  105. 105.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 4, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    @efgoldman: Steve ate them for his supper.

  106. 106.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    I am making a chicken curry with spinach and all the remaining fresh herbs in the garden in the garden and oven fries.

  107. 107.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    Ole Miss needs to play somebody over the top. Keep everybody in front.

  108. 108.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:06 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I’m going to use my current wok with some fresh citrus zest and thin chicken pieces.

  109. 109.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    Somebody tackle these motherfuckers.

  110. 110.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Beep beep beep. Coming back for holding.

  111. 111.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    @Corner Stone: Right? Jeebus, they’re killing me!

  112. 112.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    That looked like an INT.

  113. 113.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    Ole Miss intercepted that ball!

  114. 114.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I think that was an INT. Game over, man. Game over.

  115. 115.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    YESSSSSSSSS!

  116. 116.

    Corner Stone

    October 4, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    Ball game!! Katy Perry wins again!

  117. 117.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    Suck it, Saban!

  118. 118.

    Hill Dweller

    October 4, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    I don’t understand why Saban can’t buy an effective pass rush at Alabama. They haven’t had one in a few years. He must have had a bigger budget at LSU.

  119. 119.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe I can make a buck on the damn Ga_Fla tix!!

  120. 120.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 4, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: What citrus are you using?
    I made a hot sauce with Thai red dried chillies and Guajillo chillies and sesame, lots of garlic and some tomato paste, oil and vinegar, its really good.

  121. 121.

    shelley

    October 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Still nothing but football? This thread went up at 11:30 AM.

  122. 122.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    @shelley: shooo

  123. 123.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    @shelley: See above.

  124. 124.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I had to put up with soccer and hockey for the first 2 hours!

  125. 125.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    @raven: Haha! I’m pissed at the SEC channel. Their stupid crawler said LSU-Auburn kickoff was at 8 PM, and I believed it and missed the first two scores!

  126. 126.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Oh no! I left at the half because I had a feeling Ole Miss was going to beat Bama.

    eta ESPN’s website is good for game times and stations.

  127. 127.

    Doug r

    October 4, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    @Amir Khalid: the BC Lions are playing the Hamilton Tiger Cats right now. More football.

  128. 128.

    JCT

    October 4, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    Not a Notre Dame fan by any stretch but poor, poor Stanferd trees!! Hah!

  129. 129.

    Phylllis

    October 4, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    @raven: I picked Ole Miss to be ‘Bama. Sure wish I’d gone with my gut & picked MSU. And, Go Gamecocks!!

  130. 130.

    khead

    October 4, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Best 3:30 shift on a Saturday that I can remember in QUITE a while. Just incredible.

  131. 131.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    @Phylllis: Go ‘Cocks!

  132. 132.

    khead

    October 4, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    I really don’t understand why SEC kickers suck. It’s one scholarship and the dude may save your season.

  133. 133.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Man, Auburn is beating LSU like a rented mule.

  134. 134.

    Doug r

    October 4, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    @lol chikinburd: Sunday night is cartoon time in our house

  135. 135.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    @Betty Cracker: @Betty Cracker: They’ll kill us.

  136. 136.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    @efgoldman: A south carolina cheer leader is hurt.

    eta Man, I hope it’s only a precaution but they have her face covered in bandages or straps while the wheel her off.

  137. 137.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    @raven: Hope she’s okay. I missed the incident switching back and forth between the two games.

  138. 138.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I got the PIP goin but missed it too.

  139. 139.

    JCT

    October 4, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    @raven: Apparently one the most high- risk college sports. Some terrible injuries .

  140. 140.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    @JCT: I’m surprised the camera peeps don’t get stampeded more often. My daughter films high school games, and she’s had tons of close calls, but she’s quick enough to dodge the oncoming behemoths, thank dog.

  141. 141.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Ever see “The Fortune Cookie”? Matthau is insane!

    “A cameraman is knocked over during a football game. His brother in law as the king of the ambulance chasing lawyers starts a suit while he’s still knocked out. The cameraman is against it until he hears that his ex-wife will be coming to see him. He pretends to be injured to get her back, but also sees what the strain is doing to the football player who injured him.”

  142. 142.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    Cheerleader stabilized for precautions only. Yay.

  143. 143.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    @raven: Never saw that. Always liked Walter Matthau.

  144. 144.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    @Betty Cracker: It is hilarious and Archie Moore makes a cameo as a bartender cleaning up a fight in his joint.

  145. 145.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    Damn, nasty hit on the LSU receiver.

  146. 146.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Typical Auburn cheap shot.

    Trailer from the Fortune Cookie.

  147. 147.

    JCT

    October 4, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I used to do the still photography for some high school sports and it was a great way to learn situational awareness and quick reflexes!

    And no kidding those football players, even in high school are BIG.

    Both my kids participated in “hold your breath” sports – daughter en pointe for years and son a baseball catcher. Probably why I went gray so early.

  148. 148.

    khead

    October 4, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    If Mississippi was West Virginia, every single couch in the state would be on fire right now.

  149. 149.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    @raven: Glad we don’t gotta play those bastids this year. Looks like a fun movie!

  150. 150.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    @JCT: My kiddo weighs about 100 pounds, so I do worry about her getting crunched by a cornerback. She also plays catcher sometimes on the softball team, so she’s taken a few cleats to the head too. She’s tough, though. At least catchers have a lot of armor on.

  151. 151.

    Keith P

    October 4, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    I expected a more competitive half out of LSU. This is usually a tough, tough game.

  152. 152.

    JCT

    October 4, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Agree re: armor – apparently the official term (according to my son) is “tools of ignorance” because only a dope would subject themselves to all the abuse!

  153. 153.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    @Keith P: It’s a snooze-fest. I don’t understand why LSU doesn’t bench their QB. Worked for the Gators!

  154. 154.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m mostly watching the REAL USC (Gamecocks). It’s a decent game too — 17-14. Can’t make myself care about the PAC 12.

  155. 155.

    Keith P

    October 4, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Didn’t LSU already bench their last QB? Although it’s not a bad idea. The guy has completed one or two passes, and if you’re gonna beat Auburn, you have to hit their secondary (and of course stop them from scoring while you’re at it).

  156. 156.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    @Keith P: I’m not sure. The dude is overthrowing everyone though.

    Cats and Cocks tied up at the half. Spurrier just said: “It’s a tie game. Whoever plays best in the 2nd half will win.” Thanks, Captain Obvious!

  157. 157.

    raven

    October 4, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    @efgoldman: No, Carolina is up.

  158. 158.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @efgoldman: Kentucky is a basketball school. They’re tied up now, but I think the ‘Cocks will come out and take care of business.

  159. 159.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 4, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Damn east coast bias.

  160. 160.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 4, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop: the accident yesterday, today I wake up to a barking Cocker and roll over to look at the phone and feel something warm and wet under my arm. At least the dog let me know she barfed. Damn that Cocker’s barf is the worst stink. BTW, I’m doing OK.

  161. 161.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    @efgoldman: Every conference has a patsy or two. In fact, many conferences are patsy-majority. KY has shown flashes of competitiveness a time or two over the years. They appear to be better this year than last. If they we’re in the ACC, they’d be perennial contenders. So would Vandy.

  162. 162.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: I’m totes an SEC homer.

  163. 163.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    @efgoldman: Are you suggesting there’s supposed to be parity in any conference? I don’t think there is. Teams do seem to play up to their conference level, so a mediocre team in a great conference can utterly destroy a top team in a shitty conference.

  164. 164.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 4, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    Since this is apparently an ecumenical football thread, I’ll mention that the Australian Rugby League Grand Final is being played in Sydney tonight.

    The Canterbury Bulldogs (boo, hiss) vs South Sydney Rabbitohs (rah rah).

    In case you are wondering what a rabbitoh is, it was a person who sold rabbits for food in particularly poor neighborhoods during the depression of the 1930’s when it was the only meat the unemployed could afford. They would catch the rabbits in fields around the city and wander the poorer streets shouting “rabbit-oh”.

    Opposition supporters would chant the word in an attempt to embarrass the Souths players. Souths supporters would chant the word back when their team won.

    In a somewhat ironic socioeconomic twist the Souths team is now owned by Russel Crowe.

  165. 165.

    burnspbesq

    October 4, 2014 at 10:45 pm

    @Tommy:

    but how is Maryland in the Big Ten?

    For the same reason that Colorado and Utah are in the Pac-12 and Louisville and Notre Dame are in the ACC.

    At one point it looked like San Diego State was going to end up in the Big East, but then all the heathen schools with football teams broke off to form the AAC and the Big East went back to its origins as a glorified CYO league.

  166. 166.

    burnspbesq

    October 4, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    @Viva BrisVegas:

    If it’s not 15 a side, it’s not rugby.

  167. 167.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    And Kentucky-South Calacky are tied again. C’mon ‘Cocks!

  168. 168.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 4, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    If it’s not 15 a side, it’s not rugby.

    Thank god for that.

  169. 169.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 4, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    @Viva BrisVegas: We exchanged a message or two a while back about a trip. I ended up spending four days outside Port Douglas, and it was great. Water and air temperatures about the same, both moderate, completely warm enough to swim and snorkel without a wetsuit, but still far from stinger season. Would definitely go back if the opportunity arose. Spent a few days in Sydney as well, and thoroughly enjoyed that. A very picturesque city. Walked across the bridge at sunset, but chose not to spend $250 to climb it, as that seemed like a real rip-off. The opera house is absolutely spectacular, and the behind-the-scenes tour is well worth the money.

  170. 170.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    Well, poop.

  171. 171.

    khead

    October 4, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    Arizona State over USC via Hail Mary.

    Just a great day of football.

  172. 172.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 4, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Hi G&T,

    Glad you liked Port Douglas. The first time I ever went there was the early 70s, when it was still a smallish fishing village. There has been a lot of development since then. I don’t know if you got to Cape Tribulation and the Daintree River, but they are worth a look if you ever go back. A bit further north is Cooktown, which I always liked because it had a frontier vibe going, but it is now developing into a tourist hub as well.

    I’d also recommend Hinchinbrook Island a bit south of Cairns.

    I lived in Sydney for 40 years. Have you ever noticed how hard it is to recommend a place for tourism if you have lived there a long time? Glad you liked it though.

    Somewhat serendipitously, I just got back from a trip to Hawaii yesterday.

  173. 173.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 4, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    @Viva BrisVegas: The Port Douglas part was actually between two busy periods for us, so our primary objective was to lay on the beach and relax. Went out on a day trip on a boat, but didn’t head any further north. In talking to people there, it seems we lucked into an ideal time – just before school holiday week, well before summer, but nice and warm (not hot.)

    I hear you about recommending things, particularly in cities that have a lot going on.

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