So apparently drunken idiots rioted at the Pumpkin Festival in Keene, NH (thus proving John Oliver wrong- they really do need their MRAP), and in Morgantown, WV, another riot broke out because WVU upset Baylor. I doubt there is much cell phone footage from WVU, because they had all been drinking since 7-8 am and their batteries were probably all dead or they were too drunk to use them.
At any rate, via Jezebel, here are otters eating sushi from chopsticks:
Otters are my favorites, even though I don’t really like the whole concept of a zoo (although if you go to a circus you are dead to me). When I was a kid I used to spend hours at the Good Zoo with my family, and the only thing that broke up my routine of being a little obnoxious bastard trying to drive my parents into an early grave was the otters. I could spend hours watching them. In fact, I did. And still am.
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