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Fox News Says Young Women Shouldn’t Vote Because They’re All On Tinder

by Elon James White|  October 24, 201412:26 pm| 6 Comments

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All right, Fox News, thanks for yet another gem showing how out of touch conservatives  are. Don’t believe me? Watch this delightful clip from host Kimberly Guilfoyle:

That’s right. All young women are too stupid and lacking in life experience to be on juries. And they’re all on Tinder. Also, black people are all criminals. And white men are just the best. Because every group is a monolith!

Team Blackness also discussed more on Gamergate, additional updates on the Mike Brown case in Ferguson, and Indiana’s brilliant plan to cut tens of thousands off of food stamps.

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    Origuy

    October 24, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Guilfoyle used to be married to Gavin Newsome, then mayor of SF and now Lt. Gov of California. They got divorced in 2005; the public reason was that they had jobs on opposite coasts. You have to wonder if they ever discussed politics.

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    debbie

    October 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    “They don’t get it!…They’re like healthy and hot and running around without a care in the world.”

    That this was spoken by another woman is beyond despairing.

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    debbie

    October 24, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    ETA: Although seeing that chyron at the bottom, “Will the War on Women backfire against Democrats in Midterms?” gets me right back to chuckling.

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    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    In her defense, maybe she’s playing to Fox’s geriatric audience.

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    Kilen

    October 24, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    I believe this deserves a third posting. Perhaps you might even skip the fourth, and go straight to five postings.

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    Bonnie

    October 24, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    This was the most sexiest and stupid thing said yesterday–not to mention insulting to all young women. I was a single young woman once and I was a very knowledge about world affairs, always voted and knew what/who I was voting for. I also was NOT remarkable for my age and sex. Why this woman should have a job is beyond me. Maybe she was just projecting a bit too much about herself.

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Fox News Says Young Women Shouldn’t Vote Because They’re All On Tinder

by Elon James White|  October 24, 201412:26 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

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All right, Fox News, thanks for yet another gem showing how out of touch conservatives  are. Don’t believe me? Watch this delightful clip from host Kimberly Guilfoyle:

That’s right. All young women are too stupid and lacking in life experience to be on juries. And they’re all on Tinder. Also, black people are all criminals. And white men are just the best. Because every group is a monolith!

Team Blackness also discussed more on Gamergate, additional updates on the Mike Brown case in Ferguson, and Indiana’s brilliant plan to cut tens of thousands off of food stamps.

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    LT

    October 24, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Elon, dude, you gotta fix this double post thing you’ve been doing!

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