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Today In People Suck, But You Can Help

by John Cole|  October 24, 20148:26 pm| 59 Comments

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In my old stomping grounds of Morgantown, 38 dogs were rescued from a hoarder, completely overwhelming the local shelters. This is personal for me for a couple reasons- Lily was rescued from a hoarder in the same area, and the other three dogs and all the cats (around 20) had to be put down because they were so sickly. If you remember, the first two weeks I had Lily I could not bathe her even though she reeked of cat urine and other foulness because she had a two inch wide open sore running down her spine from mistreatment. The Mon County Animal Shelter is where I picked Lily up, and they are dealing with the brunt of the animals. That’s the place I used to go every payday (when I remembered and had cash) before I had any animals and bring donations of dog food, cat food, and kitty litter. I’d do my shopping for myself, pick up the goods, and then head off to the shelter. Third, Animal Friends of North Central West Virginia is just a great organization and really well run. It’s a no-kill facility located out in the woods, basically, and they take them all. Anything that can not be adopted out by the shelter or other groups, Animal Friends takes. I used to drop food off there and occasionally just stop by to walk some of the dogs, and I always went to their annual fundraiser dinner.

Here are three of the seized animals.

If you have some scratch you can spare, here is a link to the youcaring website for Mountaineers for Mutts, who have a fair number of the animals including a very ill dog with a tumor on her bum. Tell them you stopped by from Balloon juice if you give so maybe they will contact me in the future when they need help.

I’m going to sit and reflect for a while on why it made me cringe when the woman in the video said “tinkle.” For someone with a potty mouth like mine, that’s an odd word to find cringeworthy.

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  1. 1.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    October 24, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    This could be you in a couple of years.

  2. 2.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    Just for you, John Cole:

    Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.

    1 Corinthians 13:1

  3. 3.

    Ruckus

    October 24, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    I don’t get hording in the first place but hording animals? Was this an animal lover just got in way too deep?

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    @Ruckus: It is my understanding that mental illness is usually involved.

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    eemom

    October 24, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I don’t get hording in the first place but hording animals? Was this an animal lover just got in way too deep?

    Haven’t seen or heard from her for more than a decade, but I had a friend who kept somewhere around 40 cats in a studio apartment in NYC, and basically devoted her life to taking care of them. I visited the place, and it seemed to me that notwithstanding there being so many of them in a small space, they actually were well cared for.

    I don’t know if she’d be classified as a “hoarder” or not.

  6. 6.

    Ruckus

    October 24, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    That’s a given. But animals? Was in a business once where the shop was filled to about shoulder height, wall to wall with little trails going to different machines, most of which were hidden, with just junk. Couldn’t see anything useful, all just broken junk. Had to walk sideways to fit in several spots. I imagine it will take 4 people a couple of weeks to clear it out when he dies. If they find the body.

  7. 7.

    Ruckus

    October 24, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @eemom:
    I get that. Well not really but keeping/caring for a lot of animals is one thing, keeping a lot of animals that you can’t take care of in an apartment or house…..
    I used to know a girl whose mom raised show dogs. Had about 10 of them. But of course she got older and unable to actually care for them. We helped but without suspending our whole lives we couldn’t do much. I understand she was able to sell most of the dogs and could still take care of the 2 or 3 remaining ones.

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    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    @eemom:

    Forty cats in a studio? Yeah, hoarder. Maybe the world’s most high-functioning hoarder, based on your assessment that they were well cared for, but still—hoarder.

    ETA: At bottom it’s a question of cats per square feet.

  9. 9.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    40 blogs in a crowded side-bar…. definitely hoarder behavior!

  10. 10.

    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @Morzer:

    But, but—the virtual page is bottomless!

  11. 11.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    October 24, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    @Ruckus:

    IIRC, hoarding is currently considered a form of OCD. People hoard animals because they’re convinced that no one else could possibly take care of them as well as the hoarder does. Usually, though, the hoarder isn’t taking good care of them at all, which is where the mental illness component lies.

  12. 12.

    agorabum

    October 24, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @Steeplejack: hoarder and mentally ill. Perhaps in a harmless way, but dedicating your life to taking care of 40 cats in your apartment is not of normal thought or mind. To a certain extent, it’s a sort of paganistic worship of cats – and valuing them more than self or other people.

  13. 13.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @agorabum:

    Dude, cats are people. In fact, if anything, people aspire to be cats.

  14. 14.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    @Morzer: I am a Leo, but, at the same time, I don’t really aspire to be something I am allergic to. My inner life can be quite complex.

  15. 15.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    But if you were a cat… no, no, I can’t go any further into this hypothetical situation. I don’t want to end up in an apartment hoarding 40 Leos and being diagnosed as a lunatic pagan by the internet.

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    @Morzer: I see that you can glimpse some of the complexities.

    ETA: Since I am white, it is rather unlikely that 40 Law Enforcement Officers will ever be in my apartment. Although the Pagan thing could change the equation a bit.

  17. 17.

    Violet

    October 24, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    Those poor animals. That’s nice of you to highlight the group’s good work, John.

    Hoarding of any kind has to be tied to some kind of mental issue. It’s bad enough when it’s stuff, but when it’s animals that’s just awful. I’m glad they were able to get in and rescue these animals.

  18. 18.

    NotMax

    October 24, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Obligatory Collyer brothers link. Bonus picture gallery.

  19. 19.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I don’t really see the supposed “pagan” side of the equation here. Jews and Christians are supposed to “love the Lord your God with all your heart/mind/soul and with all your strength” – which is more than most “pagan” deities ever demanded. Nothing in excess and all that good Apollonian jazz. If anything, hoarding seems more Judeo-Christian than anything else.

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 10:07 pm

    @Morzer: I don’t know. The Egyptians were pagans and they had cats and shit.

  21. 21.

    Morzer

    October 24, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    No litterboxes though. Maybe that’s why the Sphinx is out in the desert? Cleaning up after that kitty would have been a BAST-ard job.

  22. 22.

    eemom

    October 24, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    @Steeplejack:
    @agorabum:

    Sadly, I have reason to believe there was mental illness involved.

    Also too, the reason I haven’t seen or heard from her in almost 12 years is further evidence: we had a falling out because eedad and I had agreed to adopt one of the kitties, and in the end she had a weird freakout and wouldn’t let us.

    And also three, since I’m in kind of a gut-spilling mood this evening: further sad, because she was really a good person and a very good friend to me at one of the worst times of my life.

  23. 23.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    @Morzer: An ancient rugby song informs us that:

    The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks
    At the height of the mating season, he tries to bugger the Sphinx
    But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice is plugged by the sands of the Nike
    Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile

  24. 24.

    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 10:21 pm

    @NotMax:

    I don’t know why it is, but I can never remember their name. I always think, “Hmm, it’s a somewhat common name, variant spelling,” and every time I’m reminded of it I make a titanic effort to mentally bookmark it, but I never can. The subject comes up and I’m left thinking, “What is the name of those goddamn hoarder brothers in New York?”

    A weird thing, all the more frustrating because I have an excellent memory. An odd glitch.

  25. 25.

    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    @eemom:

    [. . .] further sad, because she was really a good person and a very good friend to me at one of the worst times of my life.

    In my experience, people can have “zones” of mental illness: normal in every way except when something gets in the zone, e.g., in the case of your friend, pet rescue/care/hoarding. All the more disconcerting because of how normal they are in other respects.

  26. 26.

    eemom

    October 24, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    All of which is further to the fact that mental illness IS illness, just like any other.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    @eemom: Except in public perception.

  28. 28.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    @Ruckus:

    It’s more common than you might think.

  29. 29.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    @eemom:

    I don’t think it’s considered hoarding if the owner is capable of caring for them.

    Of course it is eccentric . . .

  30. 30.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    @kc: In a NYC studio, 40 cats is …. excessive.

  31. 31.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    @agorabum:

    To a certain extent, it’s a sort of paganistic worship of cats – and valuing them more than self or other people.

    I fail to see the problem.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    @kc: Allergies.

  33. 33.

    Sandia Blanca

    October 24, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    Total donations of $930 so far, most seem to be from this blog. Keep ’em coming, folks!

  34. 34.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    @eemom:

    we had a falling out because eedad and I had agreed to adopt one of the kitties, and in the end she had a weird freakout and wouldn’t let us.

    Well, that does sound kind of hoarder-ish.

    Sad.

  35. 35.

    eemom

    October 24, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    I don’t know what the DSM definition of animal hoarding is, if there is one; or if the psychiatric gurus recognize it as something distinct from the “hoarding” disorder in general, which as an animal lover I would hope they would. That’s why (being a lawyer, and all about definitions) I wasn’t sure my friend was properly classified as an animal hoarder.

    I do know that Mnem is right that hoarding is a form of OCD.

  36. 36.

    raven

    October 24, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Damn, I had to come back to see this post. Threw in some.

  37. 37.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    OK, that’s valid.

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    @kc: Cats notice that I am very allergic and then come sit on my lap. It colors my judgment.

  39. 39.

    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    They’re trying to cure you. Like homeopathy.

  40. 40.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    @Steeplejack: Bullshit. They are having a go at me. I’ve looked into their eyes.

  41. 41.

    Steeplejack

    October 24, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Never look them directly in the eye. They got the devil eyes.

  42. 42.

    dance around in your bones

    October 24, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    I was so busy today, I am running to keep up with you guys!

    @John Cole : I say “sprankle” when I’m walking the Foo dog. Please don’t hate me for that. I also talk to him constantly and sing. I probably look like a lunatic.

    Also, I watched that drunk Texan video at least twice. I swear that guy passed out on the floor when the cops cuffed him. I hope the video goes viral – “‘Cause ‘Merica!”

  43. 43.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    @Steeplejack: I ain’t askeered. I am just allergic. It is different.

  44. 44.

    kc

    October 24, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    They’re just trying to help!

  45. 45.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 24, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    @kc: I’ve looked into their eyes. Cats don’t want to help. They want to fuck with people.

  46. 46.

    Comrade Luke

    October 24, 2014 at 11:47 pm

    Funny to run into this now. I was just coming home, and I saw someone “disciplining” their dog. Basically, yelling at him and smacking him on the nose, because he wouldn’t sit.

    When I see that, I just want to go up to these people, smack them on the nose, and say “Didn’t do a lot of good, did it?”

    Makes me sick.

  47. 47.

    pat

    October 24, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    40 cats in a studio apartment? The litter costs alone must have been astronomical, not to mention the kibble. And the smell……

  48. 48.

    kc

    October 25, 2014 at 12:07 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    You just haven’t met the right cat.

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 25, 2014 at 12:13 am

    @kc: Yeah, I’ll know when I don’t sneeze and my eyes don’t water and itch. Cats leap to my lap and make eye contact. I am not the kind of person who punts the animal (having played rugby, the punt would be epic), but damn….

  50. 50.

    NotMax

    October 25, 2014 at 12:20 am

    @Omnes Omnibus

    That’s why they have tails. It’s like the hammer throw in the Olympics.

    (But I keed…)

  51. 51.

    Anne Laurie

    October 25, 2014 at 12:24 am

    @dance around in your bones:

    I say “sprankle” when I’m walking the Foo dog.

    Dogs that are, as the expression goes, exercised on lead frequently have a word or phrase to let them know when it’s okay to let go. (For service dogs, standard seems to be ‘hurry up, now’.) Our dogs have always been taught ‘make a spot’, because with our first, the Spousal Unit wasn’t sure the poor puppy wouldn’t misunderstand when one of us humans let fly with an expletive such as we were wont to use…

  52. 52.

    JoyceH

    October 25, 2014 at 12:39 am

    I think animal hoarding and hoarding in general is just recently being recognized as a mental illness. For decades hoarders were just ‘punished’, law cracks down on them and they go right out and do it again because their underlying illness isn’t being addressed.

    In animal hoarding, the hoarder thinks they’re helping the animals and taking care of them, and seem to genuinely not be able to see that the animals are actually in terrible condition, sick and dying, and that they just can’t cope. It’s a bit like how an anorexic looks in the mirror and rather than seeing the skeletal figure that they’ve actually become, think they’re seeing fat.

  53. 53.

    dance around in your bones

    October 25, 2014 at 1:44 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    Sorry, Anne Laurie – I didn’t see your comment until just now. Have been binging on romantic movies on TCM and writing stories for a guy who fell asleep and listening to my employer thumping around upstairs.

    I’m afraid to go up there and ask her what she is doing.

    You have such an extensive education/experience? with dogs – I am in awe.

    This Foo dog is 3/4 Papillon and 1/4 long-haired chihuahua. He weighs about 9 lbs and rules the roost around here. I get a kick out of walking him and letting him ‘sprankle’ wherever the hell he wants. Like all dogs, he always seems to have a few drops left no matter how many times he has peed.

  54. 54.

    cckids

    October 25, 2014 at 2:52 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Cats don’t want to help. They want to fuck with people

    This is why many of us like them so much.

  55. 55.

    Debra

    October 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

    I can’t think you all enough for your support of what we’re doing here. I am the lady in the video that said “tinkle” and yes I can talk like a sailor sometimes too! Anyway – more later as I’m doing a dog transport to get some of these babies on to get the help that they need. I’ve got lots of videos and updates on all the good work that you guys are supporting. more in a bit…. thanks again…

  56. 56.

    skyweaver

    October 25, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    Good on you, John Cole. I just made a tiny donation, it’s literally all I can give until my next payday. And God bless those people who are looking after those animals. I am still haunted by an event in college – we’d drive to New Mexico for some horseback riding. We found a place advertised in the yellow pages (back before the internet) – we drove and found the place deserted but about 40 dogs tied up in the same way. We called the animal control people when we got back to the hotel, but I never knew what wound up happening.

  57. 57.

    Debra

    October 25, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCB_2T8XDmI
    This is the link to the video for Adelaide the aussie in the lead video. Here she’s been groomed and is enjoying the ability to move and use the bathroom freely after having removed all her matts. The groomer had to use Vics vaporub on her nose to stand the stench of the matts. You’ll see how Adelaide was used as a breeder dog…then I filmed the mass on her rear. We’ve already taken a biopsy and expect the results late next week. According to the vet – it’s not looking good…but we’re hopeful. We will do what’s best for her. Right now she’s enjoying her new found freedom — she’s eating well, bouncy, loves to go on walks and as you can see – she’s sassy! She hops before she sits as if in protest saying “I shouldn’t have to work for a yummy!!” She’s fine with the dogs and cats, very inquisitive on leash — It does my heart good to see her enjoying life. And that’s what this is all about!! She deserves to be pampered!!

    Mountaineers For Mutts has also pulled 2 shih tzus, a mama plott hound and her two 2-week old puppies, a pit/lab mix, an adult plott hound and a border collie mix. So far everyone’s doing fine. Scared but fine. The shih tzus were so matted they looked like dreadlocks – so I named them Ziggy and Marley. Ziggy the male had a hernia & a gash on his neck — but he’s all taken care of and doing fine.
    Thank you for your donations!!!
    If I’m not doing these updates correctly – please advise!!

  58. 58.

    Seth

    October 26, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Oh my gosh. Adelaide looks so good! Thank you for your wonderful work.

  59. 59.

    Debra

    October 31, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    I just spoke with the vet – Adelaide the aussie’s cytology results confirm it’s a malignancy. The report cannot tell us the type or extent but they mentioned a fibrous sarcoma which may not be quick to spread. The vet offered that he can get a hold of it and move it around which he felt was a good sign. He’s hopeful he can get in there and remove it, but he won’t know until he goes in. So on Monday 11/3 he’ll do a chest x-ray to see if there’s any signs of it spreading and he’ll keep me informed of what he’s finding/doing. If all goes well he’ll spay her too. He said, for example, he’d not spay her if he finds it’s involving her colon or something drastic. And I’ve given him my wishes for him to use his best judgment. The vet and my goal is that the surgery is curative.

    So that’s it. As I know more, I’ll keep everyone informed. Please send Addie your prayers and positive energies!!!

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