Do you enjoy your comedy with misogyny and racism? Then perhaps Artie Lange is for you. The comic, a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show, tweeted this sexual scenario using ESPN’s First Take moderator Cari Champion, who is black:
“Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerk off to chick on First Take I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the shit out of me & runs free,” he wrote, later adding, “Then I cum & she’s free! Happiest ending ever!”
Because it’s never too soon for slavery sex fantasies, are we right? Lange has since been banned from ESPN and dropped from @midnight. Lange apologized for the tweets, sort of. He went the route of “PC groups are ruining comedy, but I’m sorry if I offended Cari Champion.”
Team Blackness also discussed a Florida man who was jailed for feeding the homeless, Harvard University’s anal sex class, and a look at some of our newly elected Republican officials.