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Endings

by $8 blue check mistermix|  November 15, 20149:33 am| 20 Comments

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The Philae lander’s batteries have been exhausted and the lander has shut down, perhaps to be revived in August, 2015 as 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko makes a closer approach to the sun.

John Doar, fearless civil rights attorney in the 60’s and Watergate staff attorney in the 70’s, died this week.

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    November 15, 2014 at 9:46 am

    The information that they received from Philae should be valuable so all is not lost. May the little alien awaken next year after a rest.

  2. 2.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 15, 2014 at 10:03 am

    Does anyone know whether Philae has the capacity to push the comet a bit? It would be grand to find out how much eventual change in trajectory is accomplished by x amount of force.

    ETA:
    Of course, the weight of Philae might also have an effect.

  3. 3.

    jurassicpork

    November 15, 2014 at 10:06 am

    We were had, by Obama, by Gruber, by the entire United States Congress.

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    November 15, 2014 at 10:11 am

    @Linda Featheringill: Not appreciably. Philae didn’t have any serious thrusting capability built in, and even a small comet is vastly vastly heavier than the probe.

  5. 5.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 15, 2014 at 10:14 am

    @dmsilev:

    Thanks.

  6. 6.

    horatius

    November 15, 2014 at 10:29 am

    @jurassicpork: oh noes. They conspired to give us health insurance coverage. What will the dastardly Obama administration think of next?

  7. 7.

    nastybrutishntall

    November 15, 2014 at 10:31 am

    @jurassicpork: Oh, fuck off.

    ObamaCare has undoubtedly saved lives and over 10,000 fewer Americans are dying every year through lack of coverage. It has driven down premiums, deductibles and co-pays as well as abolishing the prejudice against those with preexisting conditions. And your child can remain on your health care plan until they’re 26.

    Yeah, what a terrible thing has happened to us all. Not a single goddamned unicorn. Obama: History’s Greatestest Monster.

  8. 8.

    hildebrand

    November 15, 2014 at 10:32 am

    @jurassicpork: That is one of the most foolish pieces of magical thinking knavery I have ever seen. Did the author raid every last FDL inspired website, dump the standard laundry list of complaints of the ACA into a blender, and smash down the ‘puree’ button in righteous fury? Did the writer cackle like a bad movie villain when they wrote this? ‘This time I have you, Mr. Bond!’

    Jeez.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    November 15, 2014 at 10:34 am

    I can’t believe you all clicked on a jurassicpork link.

  10. 10.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 15, 2014 at 10:36 am

    @jurassicpork: You are probably the single most irritating person on the entire Internet. Your entire life seems to involve complaining about why your entire life involves complaining. Go the fuck away and stay there.

  11. 11.

    Amir Khalid

    November 15, 2014 at 10:38 am

    @Baud:
    I did once, a long time ago, but I have since repented.

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    November 15, 2014 at 10:38 am

    @Baud: Look on the bright side. At least he wasn’t begging for money this time.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    November 15, 2014 at 10:41 am

    Speaking of Obamacare, Judge Pillard, in her first major opinion on the DC Circuit, knocked it out of the park yesterday in rejecting the Catholic Church’s claim that filling out a religious exemption form to avoid covering birth control violated the Church’s religious freedom.

  14. 14.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    November 15, 2014 at 10:52 am

    @Amir Khalid: It turned me into a newt. I got better…

  15. 15.

    J

    November 15, 2014 at 11:53 am

    The NYT obituary of John Doar makes for moving reading, as do the comments, many by people who knew him or were inspired by his example. One note sounded frequently in those comments is just how hard it is to imagine someone as principled and decent playing a part in public life nowadays. That he was a Republican is a reminder of an era that now seems as distant as the Trojan war.

  16. 16.

    Cervantes

    November 15, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    Philae weighs about 100 kg.

    The comet, so far as we know, weighs about 10,000,000,000,000 kg.

  17. 17.

    satby

    November 15, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    @J: indeed.

  18. 18.

    Kathleen

    November 15, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    @J: His story brought tears to my eyes. Such bravery, courage and integrity.

  19. 19.

    dance around in your bones

    November 15, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    Ya know, I have compassion for jurassicpork, even though he returns again and again to the good people of BJ for help with $$ issues.

    I’ve been there. It’s fucking scary.

    Eta: Didn’t click the link.

  20. 20.

    Tree With Water

    November 15, 2014 at 4:02 pm

    Now the scientists know how I feel trying to program a TV.

    And Doar’s life should be made into a movie starring the best actors on the planet.

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