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You are here: Home / Organizing & Resistance / Enhanced Protest Techniques / Further to Endorsing Cole’s Opinion of Sen. Udall

Further to Endorsing Cole’s Opinion of Sen. Udall

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 20145:48 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Proud to Be A Democrat, Security Theatre

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Mark Udall currently giving a career-defining speech about the CIA to an empty Senate floor, two dozen tourists, and one reporter. #thistown

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 10, 2014

The search for One Fucking Basic Thing We Can Agree About continues with "torture is horrific and useless." Let's really try for this one!

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) December 9, 2014

Max Fisher, at Vox:

… There’s something crucial we shouldn’t lose sight of: Torture was a terrible idea from the beginning because it was clear from the way the program came together that the CIA’s torture regime was never going to work, because it was based on copying Chinese torture methods designed not to elicit truth but to force false confessions…

BREAKING: pointing out that other countries do worse does not in fact absolve the United States of torturing people. #tuquoquery (1/2)

— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) December 9, 2014

If your respond to US torture with "what about Russia?" you're using the same gambit Putin's acolytes use in response to US criticism (2/2).

— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) December 9, 2014

There are stark differences in opinion on torture along party lines. http://t.co/UDCFBa97F0 pic.twitter.com/6ONYLnSyIg

— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) December 10, 2014

“This inhumane and brutal treatment never should have occurred.”- GOP Senator Susan Collins does not join minority report.

— Joe Trippi (@JoeTrippi) December 9, 2014

As Udall talks, worth noting that McCain is the only Republican to take the floor in support of releasing CIA report http://t.co/VxweFGrCTH

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 10, 2014

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  1. 1.

    Iowa Old Lady

    December 10, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    When I hear “other countries do worse,” I put on my mom hat, and is often the case, it’s clarifying as to what I should say. In this case, it’s “we’re not talking about Billy down the street, we’re talking about you.”

  2. 2.

    srv

    December 10, 2014 at 5:56 pm

    America is Awesome with sociopaths.

  3. 3.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    The “other countries do it” defense is the reason why much of the rest of the world views the US as self-righteous at best, and monstrous hypocrites at worst.

    It’s much the same as when 2,996 civilian deaths on 9/11 was used to justify over 100,000 civilian deaths from invading Iraq in 2003.

  4. 4.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    David Roth:

    The search for One Fucking Basic Thing We Can Agree About continues with “torture is horrific and useless.”

    As illustrated by the 538 graph above, good luck getting Republicans on board with that one.

  5. 5.

    D58826

    December 10, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: My Mom’s pet phrase was ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’. But I guess in today’s Washington that is just so old fashion.

  6. 6.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    @Cacti:

    The “other countries do it” defense is the reason why much of the rest of the world views the US as self-righteous at best, and monstrous hypocrites at worst.

    On torture, the Bush administration has, in fact, turned the US into monstrous hypocrites.

  7. 7.

    BGinCHI

    December 10, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    This is what a Colonial power looks like when it is beginning its death throes.

    Or, the First Rule of America Awesome Fight Club: Don’t talk about anything that goes against the Master Narrative.

  8. 8.

    Anne Laurie

    December 10, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    @D58826: Yeah, these days you can’t get a GOP Right endorsement unless you’re rooting for all the wrongs!

  9. 9.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    @D58826:

    My Mom’s pet phrase was ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’.

    My response to that was “…but three lefts do.”

    I was a smart-ass kid. And now, I guess, I’m a smart-ass adult.

  10. 10.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    December 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    Mark Udall currently giving a career-defining speech about the CIA to an empty Senate floor, two dozen tourists, and one reporter.

    Hooray for democracy!

  11. 11.

    scav

    December 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    ‘Merca!!! No Better than the Least Common Denominator!!!

    Foam Finger Amen and Awesomeness Unleashed!

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    December 10, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    @Cacti:

    The “other countries do it” defense is the reason why much of the rest of the world views the US as self-righteous at best, and monstrous hypocrites at worst.

    Wait a second. What about the cries of, “But Germany is spying on us too! What do you think they are doing?”

  13. 13.

    jl

    December 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    I guess if we all start doing anything we damn please, short of serial murder, it’s all OK since there are some other people who do worse.

    Thanks for posting Udall speech. How can we get this Panetta Review released?

    And, not a fan at of all of old daddy war-grumps McCain, but glad to see he has at least some principles left and is speaking out.
    Of course, it gets him lots air time to be the only GOPer with any principles left at all, lots of national sound bite time, so there is that irresistible allure for him in speaking out… but still.. he dong something good for once after a long time of not doing anything positive.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    @CONGRATULATIONS!:

    Yeah, democracy said they didn’t want Udall as a senator anymore.

  15. 15.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Wait a second. What about the cries of, “But Germany is spying on us too! What do you think they are doing?”

    Yes, because spying and torture are moral equivalents.

    Dudebro derp!

  16. 16.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    @JGabriel: Maybe it’s just that the rest of the world sees us more clearly than we see ourselves.

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    I am appalled at the number of Democrats who think that torture is sometimes or often okay.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    I wish this torture report could have come out before the midterms, instead of EBOLA! EBOLA! and ISIS! coming to kill us in our beds.

    I am glad to see that Time magazine chose Ebola fighters as their persons of the year. Courageous souls.

  19. 19.

    RaflW

    December 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I echo that. The GOP graph line is disgusting but unsurprising. The Dem line is appalling.

  20. 20.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yes, 45% in favor is nothing to brag about.

  21. 21.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    @Baud:

    That’s Mark Uterus you are talking about.

    I saw the comment boards before the election.

    I hope Colorado has a Rockies-sized case of buyer’s remorse over going with “What, me, a record?” Cory Gardner. Whom the Denver Post endorsed. To their shame.

  22. 22.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    December 10, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    I wonder how many Colorado voters (or non-voters) are kicking themselves tonight…

  23. 23.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.

    We are all M. Gustav now.

  24. 24.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    Both sides, hmmm? The torture issue is pretty much a Rorschach test.

    Why the uptick in mid-2009 in Democratic support for torture? Is it the beginnings of the RW wurlitzer over our Kenyan president?

  25. 25.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I’ll help kick.

  26. 26.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 10, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    I still want to talk to a Gardner/Hickenlooper ticket-splitter. What could they have been thinking?

  27. 27.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    December 10, 2014 at 6:20 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    When are we going to have another Balloon Juice gathering?

  28. 28.

    Suzanne

    December 10, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I am oftentimes somewhere ranging from disappointed to horrified with my fellow Democrats (and liberals and progressives). I am trying to be better about fighting only the real enemy, but it’s difficult.

  29. 29.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    @Elizabelle: The right-wing, with full assistance from the mainstream media, decided to take Obama down with full-blown racism and anti-Muslim propaganda. It didn’t prevent Obama from winning a second term but did help to make this country an uglier, more hateful place.

  30. 30.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Good question. We have a $25 gift certificate from Murphys for coming in 2nd or 3rd on trivia night.

    Our DC and Maryland contingent would rather do a non-Alexandria event.

    Do you think after the holidays? Something to brighten up a dark January or February evening?

  31. 31.

    skerry

    December 10, 2014 at 6:25 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): All of them, I hope.

  32. 32.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    @beltane:

    The right-wing, with full assistance from the mainstream media, decided to take Obama down with full-blown racism and anti-Muslim propaganda. It didn’t prevent Obama from winning a second term but did help to make this country an uglier, more hateful place.

    The ugliness and hate were always there. The past 6-years have just brought it back into the light.

  33. 33.

    Mike G

    December 10, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    Interesting. Whenever Republicans compare the US to other countries, it’s always against the worst places in the world —
    “At least we don’t have millions in gulags like Russia!”
    “At least you’re not making 60c an hour in China!”
    “Our fundies don’t chop off heads like in Iran!”

    You never hear them compare the US to France’s health system, Switzerland’s roads or New Zealand’s crime rate.

    It must be that “American Exceptionalism” I keep hearing about (i.e. thump my chest and brag about how awesome we are, and shout down anyone who points out ‘facts’).

    Talk about the soft bigotry of low expectations.

  34. 34.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    If Russia jumped of the High Bridge would you? I don’t care what the other countries do I only care what YOU do!

    WTF with 40+% of the Dems? Jay-zeus when is that fucking meteor gonna get here?

  35. 35.

    Corner Stone

    December 10, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    @Cacti: Good one, Dudebro!

  36. 36.

    Liberty60

    December 10, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Why the uptick in mid-2009 in Democratic support for torture?

    In my personal case, it was because I supported waterboarding Tea Partyists.

    YMMV.

  37. 37.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    @Cacti: The hate was always there, but the haters have now been given the green light to wear their brown shirts/white robes out in the open. All that is diseased in our society has come scurrying out from the woodwork these past few years.

  38. 38.

    Mike J

    December 10, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    @Mike G:

    You never hear them compare the US to France’s health system, Switzerland’s roads or New Zealand’s crime rate.

    “Obama has single-handedly turned our once great society into a Ghetto Culture, rivaling that of Europe.”
    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/education/2014/12/10/fsu-teacher-resigns-following-facebook-posts/20191895/

  39. 39.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    @Schlemazel: During the cold war this country made every effort to at least look better than the Soviet Union. We don’t care anymore. If this country was a person it would be walking around in its soiled pajamas, hair un-combed and teeth unbrushed.

  40. 40.

    Iowa Old Lady

    December 10, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    @Schlemazel: Exactly. The mom hat wins.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    @beltane:

    I am America.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 6:37 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I am trying to be better about fighting only the real enemy,

    That is probably the least Democratic thing you could possibly do.

  43. 43.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    We have a $25 gift certificate from Murphys for coming in 2nd or 3rd on trivia night.

    When you use the certificate, lift a glass of red wine in my general direction. I was part of Team Balloon-Juice (I think we got second prize) — one of my favourite memories from my September road trip!

    And back on topic, this has to be one of the saddest things I ever read:

    Mark Udall currently giving a career-defining speech about the CIA to an empty Senate floor, two dozen tourists, and one reporter.

  44. 44.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    @beltane:

    During the cold war this country made every effort to at least look better than the Soviet Union. We don’t care anymore. If this country was a person it would be walking around in its soiled pajamas, hair un-combed and teeth unbrushed.

    Even the hated military industrial complex has completely let itself go in the absence of an international rival. Where they used to produce cutting edge, highly functional stuff like the F-15, F-16, F-18, etc., they now churn out execrable turds like the F-22 and F-35.

  45. 45.

    elmo

    December 10, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    This is the greatest, awesomest, most exceptional and amazing country that has ever existed in the history of the world, and you must hate America because you want it to be better than the gulag.

  46. 46.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    I see from Noisemax that Peter King has declared the torture report to be a “slander” on the good name of the CIA (stop laughing!).

    Sorry Pete, but truth, by definition, cannot be slander, libel, or defamation.

  47. 47.

    Gene108

    December 10, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    @jl:

    Serial murder was not a problem and viewed as necessary to maintain social order and thus we had lynchings well through the first half of the 20th century and dedicated opposition to any attempt to make the practice effectively illegal, until the 1960’s.

    In short, there’s an ugly history of abuse and torture in this country that was widely viewed as justified, where it was practiced and those adherents begat children, who begat children and so on, so such values persist in our society.

  48. 48.

    Quaker in a Basement

    December 10, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    “…an empty Senate floor, two dozen tourists, and one reporter.

    Greatest deliberative body in all of history, ladies and gentlemen.

  49. 49.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    @elmo: We are awesome! Awesome!! AWESOME!!! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!

  50. 50.

    burnspbesq

    December 10, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I wonder how many Colorado voters (or non-voters) are kicking themselves tonight…

    My money is on “none.”

  51. 51.

    burnspbesq

    December 10, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Where are all the Nader 2000 voters who thought there was no difference between Bush and Gore?

  52. 52.

    Cacti

    December 10, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Also too, the statements from politicians that torture “isn’t who we are” is revisionist nonsense.

    We had a vigorous, CIA-conducted torture program of suspected VC insurgents during the entire Vietnam war.

    Some of the methods used included:

    Rape, gang rape, rape using eels, snakes, or hard objects, and rape followed by murder; electric shock (‘the Bell Telephone Hour’) rendered by attaching wires to the genitals or other sensitive parts of the body, like the tongue; the ‘water treatment’; the ‘airplane’ in which the prisoner’s arms were tied behind the back, and the rope looped over a hook on the ceiling, suspending the prisoner in midair, after which he or she was beaten; beatings with rubber hoses and whips; the use of police dogs to maul prisoners.

  53. 53.

    Lightfoot

    December 10, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    @Quaker in a Basement:
    I agree..Hah!

  54. 54.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    @Cacti:

    Oh, it’s worse than that:

    In one of the interviews, King said of waterboarding and related abuses, “I don’t believe these are torture at all… We’re not talking about anyone being burned or stabbed or cut or anything like that. We’re talking about people being made to stand in awkward positions, have water put into their nose and into their mouth. Nobody suffered any lasting injuries from this.”

    Source: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/peter-king-defends-torture-prisoners-awkward-positions

  55. 55.

    Bokonon

    December 10, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Ticket splitters in Colorado? If you want to meet them, maybe look for one of those people who read the Denver Post’s endorsement of Cory Gardner as someone who was an innovative moderate that could “work across the isles” and get things done, and wasn’t really that scary on abortion restrictions and such. You know, almost like a Republican version of Hickenlooper. A cure for partisanship and division!

    You know – that alternative universe version of Cory Gardner that the scum-sucking lying ass editorial board of the Denver Post served up to undecided voters right before the election.

    Some people are just plain trusting of authority, including the print media. Others are just plain stupid, and are easily conned.

    But I hand the Denver Post a big, heaping pile of responsibility for that weird election result.

  56. 56.

    Mike E

    December 10, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    @Baud: …and, so can you!
    /Colbert

  57. 57.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Peter King also wouldn’t have considered the rack or “pressing” to be torture since they didn’t involve stabbing.

  58. 58.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 10, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    @Bokonon: That endorsement absolutely baffled me. I thought that paper endorsements weren’t supposed to mean much any more though? Or is that only for presidential elections?

    ETA: OK, it didn’t baffle me, the Post is and has always been a conservative rag on the editorial side, especially after they killed off the subsumed RMN staff after the merger. Still, like, it seemed so obviously the wrong choice!

  59. 59.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    based on copying Chinese torture methods designed not to elicit truth but to force false confessions…

    Of no matter to such vile fascist scum as the deserting coward and the Dark Lord.

  60. 60.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Still, like, it seemed so obviously the wrong choice!

    You’re assuming they were making the decision based on the merits of the candidates.

  61. 61.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Actually, I would say that it did matter to them. They okayed torture and interrogators tortured in order to get false confessions. The torturers knew the results the higher-ups wanted and they got them.

  62. 62.

    pluege

    December 10, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    wow, that chart pretty much says being a sicko, demented sadist is non-partisan.

    And no doubt everyone of those M-Fing immoral monsters think George Washington to be ultimate Founding Father ignoring the fact that he swore off torture.

  63. 63.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 10, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    @Baud: Nah. Like I said, it’s been a rag for decades. This one was just especially blatant.

  64. 64.

    JPL

    December 10, 2014 at 7:13 pm

    Until MSM talks about the effectiveness of torture, the poll won’t change. It doesn’t work.

  65. 65.

    KG

    December 10, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    @pluege: swore off torture, and in many cases prisoners were in better conditions than soldiers during winter camps, oh, and he also engaged in regular prisoner exchanges.

  66. 66.

    Kristin

    December 10, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    Dick Cheney is, of course, still defending torture. He is a monster.

  67. 67.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    BTW, if there were any liberal Christian leaders left in this country, this is where they could really make a name for themselves.

    But there aren’t.

  68. 68.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I didn’t compose that comment properly; you’re exactly right that they wanted propaganda material and the truth, if any, was utterly secondary.

    Also, the Dark Lord needs fap material.

  69. 69.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    Ferguson protesters were named 1st runner-up to be Time’s Person of the Year. A bit surprising, they probably would have “won” outright if not for fear of offending whatever is left of Time’s readership: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/10/1350760/-Ferguson-Protestors-named-as-runner-up-in-Time-s-Person-of-the-Year-award

  70. 70.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    @Baud: Prezactly.

  71. 71.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    You must venture north again! And I will spot you a glass of red wine.

  72. 72.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    @Kristin: Counsel for monsters on line 2, Kristin. They are deeply offended by the comparison.

  73. 73.

    Jacel

    December 10, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    The opening segment on Rachel Maddow’s Tuesday show was phenomenal. She started with a history of how the CIA went in for torture starting in the early 1960s. Their mistreatment of a Russian KGB defector taught them that torture was NOT productive, leading to dropping that technique for quite a few years.

  74. 74.

    Kristin

    December 10, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Fair. I should have thought that through better. :)

  75. 75.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 7:29 pm

    @Kristin:

    I saw somewhere that he said the torturers (not that that was the word he used) should be given the Medal of Freedom.

    Said it before, saying it again, and likely not for the last time: There are very few people on this planet whose deaths I actively and consciously wish for, let alone slow, agonizing, excruciating deaths. Dick Cheney is the exception. I will laugh, dance, and cavort merrily the day I learn that he is an ex-Dick. I will cheer, pour a glass of champagne, and put celebratory music on the CD player. I will seek out a newspaper with his horrible sneering visage on the front page and take a giant dump on it. Then and only then will I log on to Balloon Juice to share the joy with all y’all.

    That happy day cannot come soon enough. The OED unabridged hasn’t enough words in it to describe the utter loathing and contempt I have for this subhuman monster.

  76. 76.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 7:29 pm

    I simply have to add this distasteful joke because it is as dark as the situation:

    If the government can call this “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” (EIT is the new, cool, term)
    Then a rapist can claim he is implementing “Enhanced Dating Techniques”

  77. 77.

    scav

    December 10, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    @Schlemazel: Pre-emptive Consent.

  78. 78.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Thanks! I am thinking about a return trip your way sometime in 2015. Although there’s a handful of western states I’ve never visited, so I may do that trip first. Anyhow, whenever and wherever, I’ll let the appropriate Juicers know so we can plan meetups.

  79. 79.

    JPL

    December 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    @Baud: The Berrigan brothers come to mind.

  80. 80.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Yeah, anyone remember the shopping mall in Ohio or the library in LA they were definitely targets for terror attacks? Gee, I wonder how they got those tips?

  81. 81.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    @JPL:

    Looked them up on Wikipedia. One is dead and the other like 90. Not exactly the future of liberal Christianity.

  82. 82.

    smintheus

    December 10, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Torture was a terrible idea from the beginning because it was clear from the way the program came together that the CIA’s torture regime was never going to work…

    No, torture was a terrible idea from the beginning because it was illegal and unAmerican. Debating whether illegal policies might have “worked” is to miss the issue.

  83. 83.

    A Dem in Colorado

    December 10, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    @Bokonon: I know most of the press pack that covered the race. I think this was a rare instance where reporters, especially the TV media (surprisingly), let the public know just how dishonest they think Gardner is. And it wasn’t editorializing or sneaking in a hidden agenda—they let it show by repeatedly challenging him on his record and evasions.

    Also, several other editorial boards aside from the Denver Post endorsed Udall and noted Gardner’s dishonesty. The shame is it didn’t matter.

  84. 84.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    December 10, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    @Schlemazel: It wasn’t the library in LA; it was the originally named “Library Tower”, the tallest building in LA. I think shrub called it the “Liberty Tower”. It’s across the street from the LA Central Library, but is not part of the library.

  85. 85.

    KG

    December 10, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    @Schlemazel: after the 2001 World Series, we should have realized that AQ had blown its wad on 9/11. we should have definitely figured that out after NYE and the Super Bowl passed without incident. i don’t get how we couldn’t realize that the alleged targets didn’t make sense. either we didn’t care or were too blinded by fear to realize it. this last decade and a half has just been depressing.

  86. 86.

    Mike G

    December 10, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    @Mike J:

    I guess I should have specified I meant comparisons to the actual Europe, not the crumbling Muslim-dominated socialist hellhole of their fevered imaginations.

    What miserable, pinched lives they must lead, imagining mediocrity and ruin and scary, scary people everywhere outside the sainted borders of the USA.

  87. 87.

    KG

    December 10, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    @smintheus: illegal, immoral, uneffective, and unamerican. they hit for the cycle with that.

  88. 88.

    A Dem in Colorado

    December 10, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I don’t really know if the endorsement mattered to many voters, and frankly don’t have the stomach to really think about it a lot. But it certainly helped reinforce the narrative that Udall was a one-note candidate and helped Gardner get away with his lies and evasions. I don’t think “The Narrative” is the end-all thing, but the editorial exemplified conventional wisdom in exactly the way the GOP would have wanted.

  89. 89.

    JPL

    December 10, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    @Baud: They were quite active during the day. I can’t think of anyone recently that was as effective and had a large following.

    The nuns of the bus have been great dealing with inequality and the United Methodist Church has been progressive.
    I haven’t heard any religious leader speak out against torture.

  90. 90.

    A Dem in Colorado

    December 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Mark Udall currently giving a career-defining speech about the CIA to an empty Senate floor, two dozen tourists, and one reporter.

    There’s a painful poignancy, isn’t there? It also is a too-perfect metaphor for Sen. Udall’s career and approach to politics. A very hard worker, dedicated to tough and important issues that aren’t sexy, a voice in the wilderness…and only able to find his voice too late and unable to drive the media agenda.

    What a goddam shame.

  91. 91.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    thats the one – I couldn’t remember anything other than the library part – or in Boy Blunders case LIE-barry.

    @KG:
    We went 10 years between attacks from OBLs boys, our reaction to 9/11 was irrational & a strong leader with a decent sense of history and a clear idea of defending the country would have calmed rather than inflamed.

  92. 92.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    @smintheus:
    The problem is you are fighting with a bunch of amoral, anti-intellectual, unAmerican thugs who would only be against torture if they understood it was also ineffective. The other arguments would be like explaining opera to a sow.

  93. 93.

    Tree With Water

    December 10, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    @Cacti: “We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we’ll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them”.

    Hunter Thompson 2004

  94. 94.

    Wag

    December 10, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I’m not kicking myself. I voted for him, I walked the precints for him. I gave him money. Mark ran a losng campaign focused on abotion. If he has widend his apeal and had given this speech before the election things might have been different.

  95. 95.

    Wag

    December 10, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    @A Dem in Colorado:

    This. Mark grew his spine a couple of months too late

  96. 96.

    GregB

    December 10, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    @Baud:

    In his defense, he’s a spry 90.

  97. 97.

    Bokonon

    December 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    @A Dem in Colorado: I agree. The shame is that all that other press coverage (and the other editorial endorsements) just didn’t matter in the end.

    But I think that the Denver Post’s endorsement really did make a difference, at least in the Denver area. It gave Gardner cover, allowed Gardner to shuck off the most damaging charges against him, while depriving Udall of oxygen. And it gave a lot of people in the squishy middle an excuse to engage in ticket-splitting. I would give it a point or two swing in the polls. Plus momentum in the final stretch of the Senate race.

    Anecdotal evidence – I can’t tell you how many people here in the Denver suburbs I heard repeating the Post’s characterization of Udall’s campaign as “obnoxious” and “single issue” after the Denver Post issued that editorial. Those words really stuck. They had an influence. And people could then go ahead and vote for Gardner happy that they were voting for “change” without … well … you know … the bad feelings that you get when you vote for a lying smiley smiler with an extremist voting record.

    It didn’t help that Udall’s campaign (and the independent groups running all those ads for him) really was tone deaf and single issue. They leaned right into that punch.

  98. 98.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    @Wag: That is more than a bit harsh and unfair. The guy has been doing very good work on often unpopular issues since he was elected. It takes a spine to do that.

    ETA: Of course you know all that since you worked toward his re-election.

  99. 99.

    smintheus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    @Schlemazel: There’s another problem: You leave an opening for torture apologists to argue that we should look to develop more effective forms of torture.

    Would you debate the efficacy of locking suspected criminals up without a trial? Seems to me that supposed utility is beside the point.

  100. 100.

    MomSense

    December 10, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Same here. I expect the Repubs/fright wingers to be horrible.

  101. 101.

    Baud

    December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    @MomSense:

    They won’t disappoint you.

  102. 102.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    @smintheus:
    If 60% of goopers & 40% of Dems favored lock up without trial than, yes, I would argue the effectiveness of it because obviously too many do not get the morality of it.

    If someone suggests we work on more effective methods I would volunteer them to be the subjects.

  103. 103.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    @beltane:

    Peter King also wouldn’t have considered the rack or “pressing” to be torture since they didn’t involve stabbing.

    Can’t we just skip all these ineffective devices and go straight to Madame La Guillotine?

  104. 104.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    This is fun and a lot more uplifting than most of what we have been seeing around here.

  105. 105.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    @A Dem in Colorado:

    Yes, it’s heartbreaking.

  106. 106.

    SatanicPanic

    December 10, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    I don’t care what you nerds say, America is awesome and I’m glad Bush waterboarded the ISIS to protect us from Ebola.

  107. 107.

    smintheus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    @Schlemazel: It’s a question of legality, not morality. “X is illegal” ought to be the end of the discussion “Should we do X?”.

  108. 108.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 10, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    @smintheus: I dunno there are plenty of unjust laws. You wouldn’t ask people not to question drug laws, for instance. Now for something as obviously cut and dried as torture, which is definitely illegal for a reason, and has been thoroughly debated for centuries and such, that should be the end of the debate. But it’s just an argument from authority at its heart and those are often lousy arguments.

  109. 109.

    Gex

    December 10, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    Somewhat tired of the kudos McCain’s getting now, given that he refused to speak so clearly on the issue when we were making these decisions.

    Yeah, he’s on the right side now. But we might not be having these discussions if he could have spoken more forcefully against torture as an established Republican. The chart above shows that torture only has majority support with those guys. And perhaps that’s because this was treated like a partisan issue by people like McCain.

  110. 110.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: there are also exception to laws for things like exigent circumstances. Going with illegality and illegality only allows a defense of “but we really needed to, ticking timebomb, mushroom cloud garble garble garble.”

  111. 111.

    skerry

    December 10, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    OT: Ohio anti-abortion rights “heartbeat bill” failed to pass the Republican House

    A bit of good news

  112. 112.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    December 10, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: This is pretty awesome too.

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 10, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Holy crap, so it is.

  114. 114.

    Elizabelle

    December 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    @efgoldman: I look forward to seeing you and the marvelous Mrs. ef again in 2015 too. Either in northern climes or nearer the fever swamp on the Potomac.

  115. 115.

    Schlemazel

    December 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    @smintheus:
    People know torture is illegal but still support it because “we need it now”. That is the amoral position of 60%R/40%D. They do not give a shit it is illegal. Your position is technically correct but it will not will the debate.

  116. 116.

    MomSense

    December 10, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    @Mike G:

    I met a woman in the coffee shop and noticed her Swedish accent. She told me that she married an American and moved here. When I asked her why on earth she would leave Sweden for the US we had a good laugh. She told me that every American she had met so far had asked her if she had married so she could get out of Sweden. People here have no clue how good life is in other countries. Her husband was in the military and they were pretty much counting the days until they could go back to Sweden.

  117. 117.

    beltane

    December 10, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    @MomSense: My and my husband’s entire extended families live in different parts of Western Europe. All of them enjoy a higher quality of life than we do and none of them envy us for living here. We are seriously thinking of joining them.

  118. 118.

    Anne Laurie

    December 10, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    @beltane:

    Ferguson protesters were named 1st runner-up to be Time’s Person of the Year. A bit surprising, they probably would have “won” outright if not for fear of offending whatever is left of Time’s readership

    Didn’t the “award” go to the people fighting Ebola? The Ferguson protestors are awesome & essential for us Americans, but the fighting against Ebola is global.

  119. 119.

    grandpa john

    December 10, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: We probably could pay off the national debt at 5 bucks a head to piss on his grave , and 10 bucks for also getting to take a dump.

  120. 120.

    MobiusKlein

    December 10, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    @Liberty60: Why uptick in 2009?
    Because party identification is not a fixed thing.

    After 2008, I suspect many of the otherwise R leaners identified as D. They didn’t all change every position they held previously.

  121. 121.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 10, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    @grandpa john: Yup, my back-of-envelope calculations suggest you’re right.

  122. 122.

    Santa Fe

    December 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @MomSense:

    Can’t believe I’ve finally reached this point, but do any folks have recommendations on reading and research for potential ex-patriates? :)

    D.

  123. 123.

    smintheus

    December 10, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    @Schlemazel: The argument “what’s good for you?” will definitely lose the debate.

  124. 124.

    smintheus

    December 10, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: It’s an argument for respect for the law.

    If the torture-lovers want torture, then they should be told they need to change the law. In fact, they would need to abrogate international treaties and amend the Constitution. Let’s see if they have the balls to introduce a constitutional amendment authorizing torture. If not, then they open themselves up to mockery.

  125. 125.

    Linnaeus

    December 10, 2014 at 10:50 pm

    @smintheus:

    No, torture was a terrible idea from the beginning because it was illegal and unAmerican.

    Agree with you about the former, though the graph in the post (among other things) doesn’t inspire confidence in the latter.

  126. 126.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    December 10, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    @Elizabelle: Foreign Policy (from 2012):

    So why exactly have Americans become more supportive of torturing and assassinating terrorists under Obama than they were under President George W. Bush? Many reasons, I suspect. But three possibilities seem most likely. First, it’s always easier to support controversial policies after the controversy fades. Maybe respondents feel more comfortable supporting torture and assassination when Christopher Hitchens isn’t waterboarding himself, Abu Ghraib photos aren’t plastered all over the Internet, and Saturday Night Live isn’t doing those Lynndie England skits. Or as Harvard Kennedy School of Government professor Matt Baum put it more eloquently, “It is possible that support for these policies hit a low point after the Abu Ghraib scandal and has more recently rebounded to its prior equilibrium.”

    Second, there may be an “only Nixon can go to China” logic at work. Because Republicans have a general reputation for being tough on national security and Democrats have (or at least used to have) a general reputation for being weak on national security, Americans are more likely to think assassinations and harsh interrogation practices are justified if a Democratic president uses them. Conversely, they are more likely to trust diplomacy when the president conducting it is a Rambo-minded Republican. But this logic does not quite fit the facts. Although it is true that Obama has continued and even expanded many contentious Bush-era counterterrorism policies — military commissions, indefinite detentions, and the targeted-killing-by-drone program — harsh interrogation policies are not among them. On Jan. 22, 2009, two days after his inauguration, Obama signed an executive order that made waterboarding and any other interrogation methods not listed in Army Field Manual 2-22.3 illegal.

    This leaves option three: media effects — specifically, the influence of spy movies and TV shows. This sounds silly, I know, but the data say otherwise. As I noted in my last column, spy-themed entertainment has skyrocketed over the past decade or so. And there is plenty of anecdotal evidence suggesting that the boundary between fake spies and the real world is blurring in some disconcerting ways, from CIA directors pondering Hollywood hypotheticals in their confirmation hearings to Twitter users thanking Jack Bauer when Osama bin Laden was killed.

    Makes sense. Culture matters.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  127. 127.

    Ruckus

    December 11, 2014 at 12:14 am

    @beltane:
    I could be adopted if you are so inclined and decide to move.

  128. 128.

    sm*t cl*de

    December 11, 2014 at 3:41 am

    An increase from 50% to 70%? Apparently the Republican leadership have managed to redefine “Enthusiasm for murderous sadism” from a frequent corollary of party membership to an actual requirement. Now it’s another purity test.

    There are probably also a lot of people who belatedly realised that when they voted Republican they were in effect supporting murderous sadism, at which point they decided to become actively enthusiastic in their support, because the alternative was to admit that they were politically stupid. Human beings don’t seem to like admitting to error. There is nothing so stupid that cognitive-dissonance reduction can’t make it stupider.

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