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  2. 2.

    Phylllis

    Christmas in Dixie by Alabama. And Home for the Holidays by anyone who has ever jumped on the Christmas album grift bandwagon.

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    Dr. Dave

    The “verse” section of White Christmas (which comes before the part that everyone knows) explains that the singer is only dreaming of a White Christmas because s/he is in “Beverly Hills, LA” with green grass and palm trees.

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    low-tech cyclist

    In another thread, a commenter mentioned John McCutcheon’s “Christmas in the Trenches,” which was about the 1914 ‘Christmas Truce.’

  16. 16.

    GregB

    Cold White Christmas by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone.

    “At home is a photograph you taped to your wall/ It’s gonna be a cold… white Christmas in St. Paul.”

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    esc

    When I was a little girl, my dad had a tape of the Vin Scelsa show he played endlessly around Christmas. It had a song called Christmas Morning by Loudon Wainwright that is mostly about New York, though I’m not sure it says so specifically. Reminds me a lot of those times in the minivan.

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    MaryRC

    Christmas in New Orleans — Louis Armstrong’s version. Lovely song.

    Your cares will disappear
    When you hear
    Hallelujah
    Old St. Nicholas is here
    When it’s Christmas time in New Orleans.

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    Tree With Water

    When I think of the Mohawk Valley, I think of Henry Fonda and Claudette Colbert carving a fine life for themselves, that is, until the one-eyed rat bastard John Carradine and his native mercenaries try to burn it down.

    I nominate Little Town of Bethlehem. A fun fact about that song:

    Captured in the Ardennes wearing American uniforms, German infiltrators were serenaded with Xmas carols by captured German nurses the night before their execution in December, 1944. That’s a true story, so be sure to share it with the children on Xmas eve just before they’re off to bed.

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    balconesfault

    There’s Christmas in Austin … I suspect that there’s lots of local band variations on highlighting a given towns holiday highlights.

    Or are we Austinites that unique? I mean, I know we like to think we are …

  29. 29.

    ThresherK

    Diversion time: Looking for a particular holiday song that sounded like a newish punk record (a lot like Green Day) where the singer professed to having holiday cheer foisted on him, and finally went after “satan’s little helpers” with a baseball bat. He ended up in jail where another inmate “went up his chimney” or some other euphemism for…you know.

    I’ve found more than my share of songs with a snippet of lyric, but this one has me stumped.

  30. 30.

    balconesfault

    And Harlingen Texas gets a mention in Robert Earle Keene’s “Merry Christmas from the Family” – which is a hoot and a holler.

    In the same genre, there’s Bruce Robinson’s “Oklahoma Christmas”

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    trollhattan

    @balconesfault:
    Doubt you’re the only little blue dot surrounded by a red sea of idiocy in our fair nation, but your red sea is certainly ginormous.

    Bozeman, Montana comes to mind.

  33. 33.

    ThresherK

    @ThresherK: Okay, don’t know why I didn’t try the precise set of words before, but it’s “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas” by Blink 182.

  34. 34.

    Slamhole

    Christmas in Prison- John Prine

    Chokes me up even after all these years of being free

    The search light in the big yard
    Swings round with the gun
    And spotlights the snowflakes
    Like the dust in the sun
    It’s Christmas in prison
    There’ll be music tonight
    I’ll probably get homesick
    I love you. Goodnight.

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    Mike in NC

    @trollhattan: To be fair, maybe those old farts have only lived in Miami for the past 50 years, and haven’t had time to master the English language.

  38. 38.

    trollhattan

    @Mike in NC:
    Point taken. “Why won’t they learn ENGLISH?!” Where have I heard that before?

    Am a little concerned Henry Winkler seems to have joined them.

  39. 39.

    hamletta

    @sharl: Damn! Beat me to it!

    @bg: One broke Christmas (aren’t they all?) I went shopping and couldn’t find anything anybody would like, and I couldn’t afford anything anyway. On the way home, Merle came on the radio, and I cried so hard, I don’t know how I didn’t drive straight into a tree.

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    dnfree

    Detroit, December. I can’t find a good video of it, but it’s another gritty song about working in the factory.

  42. 42.

    MattF

    Somewhat off-topic… When I was a grad student, we had a contest to come up with a pun on the name of a Christmas song that involved the name of a fish. Yes, there’s some eschatological significance there.

    Anyhoo, my entry was “Little Tuna Bethlehem”, which was declared the winner. The runner-up was “Shark, The Herald Angels Sing.”

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    MichaelSheridan

    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, by Jonathon Coulton

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3DyxaCYlfg

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    Donut

    Damn it, Doug. How do you expect me to turn the mind to Xmas tunes when you quote one of my all time favorite songs in the post title?

    Well, it’s hotter ‘n blazes and all the long faces
    there’ll be no oasis for a dry local grazier
    there’ll be no refreshment for a thirsty jackaroo
    from Melbourne to Adelaide on the overlander
    with newfangled buffet cars and faster locomotives
    the train stopped in Serviceton less and less often
    There’s nothing sadder than a town with no cheer
    Vic Rail decided the canteen was no longer
    necessary there
    no spirits, no bilgewater and 80 dry locals
    and the high noon sun beats a hundred and four
    there’s a hummingbird trapped in a closed down shoe
    store
    This tiny Victorian rhubarb
    kept the watering hole open for sixty five years
    now it’s boilin’ in a miserable March 21st
    wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson’s curse
    the train smokes down the xylophone
    there’ll be no stoppin’ here
    all ya can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer
    no Bourbon, no Branchwater
    though the townspeople here
    fought her Vic Rail decree tooth and nail
    now it’s boilin’ in a miserable March 21st
    wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson’s curse
    the train smokes down the xylophone
    there’ll be no stopping here
    all ya can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer

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    GR

    @chopper:
    Following on, “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” also mentions a place (Los Angeles) so I guess it is the best ever Christmas song in this category, too.

    I don’t think “Father Christmas” by the Kinks specifically mentions a location, but it’s very specific to late-70’s working-class England.

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    Zinsky

    It’s probably appropriate that a place other than Bethlehem is mentioned in a Christmas song since the likelihood that Jesus Christ was born there is near zero. The Gospels of Mark and John don’t even mention the place and the supposed reason for Joseph and Mary to go there (a census) makes no sense since censuses were done in Roman-occupied lands to levy taxes, not count heads. The census takers would be more interested in the assets where you lived (i.e. Nazareth), not where the husband was born (which is highly doubtful on its own. The gospels of Luke and Matthew place Jesus there to convince reluctant Jews he was the Messiah, since the prophet Isaiah said he would come from the lineage of King David.

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    seasonal songster

    I’m a big Xmas song enthusiast. In addition to the ones already mentioned, these also come to mind. I’m sure I could find more if I searched my hard-drive.

    Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant — Diamond Rugs
    (A collaboration between members of Deer Tick, The Black Lips, Los Lobos, Dead Confederate, and Six Finger Satellite)

    Christmas in Harlem — Kanye West

    Christmas in Chicago — Leon Russell
    1972 B-side to “Slipping into Christmas”

    Christmas in L.A. — The Killers feat. Dawes

    Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis — Tom Waits

    Christmas in Capetown — Randy Newman

    Christmas in Heaven — Monty Python

    Christmas in the Stars — C3PO et al.
    From the terrific Christmas in the Stars LP!

    Christmas in Vietnam — Johnny & John
    My copy is from the Rhino “Bummed Out Christmas” compilation.

    The Night Before Christmas (In Texas, That Is) — Gene Autry

    Christmas in Washington — Steve Earle

    No Christmas in Kentucky — Phil Ochs

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