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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2016 / Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Return of the Romneybot

Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Return of the Romneybot

by Anne Laurie|  January 9, 201511:50 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Assholes, Romney of the Uncanny Valley

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I can remember when Romney stood out from the 2012 field bc the REAL GOP talent was waiting for 2016.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) January 9, 2015

I’m stocking up on blood pressure medication. Annie Linksey & Lisa Lerer at Bloomberg Politics, “Romney Opens the Door to Another Run at the White House“:

Mitt Romney told donors in New York on Friday that he may run for president in 2016, a development that could upend the Republican field.

Toward the end of a meeting with about 30 donors at a midtown Manhattan office, he said: You all can leave from here and tell your friends I’m considering a run, according to a person who was there. When asked if he would like to be president, Romney smiled and said that he’s run twice and so of course he wants the job. The person declined to be named because they weren’t authorized to discuss it publicly…

Previously, Romney has told former aides that he didn’t believe Bush could win. In a hypothetical Bush-Clinton match-up, Romney told confidants that it would come down to a referendum on the dynasties previous administrations, and that voters would opt for Clinton nostalgia over Bush because it was a better economic period, two former advisers to Romney said. At least a few former aides were caught off-guard by Romney’s remarks, as they had no indication this kind of an announcement was coming…

Apparently, Mitt Romney's remaining ambition is to replace Harold Stassen's photo in the political dictionary next to "Perennial Candidate."

— Billmon (@billmon1) January 9, 2015

Team Romney is probably rebooting ORCA at this very moment

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) January 9, 2015

In Taken 3, Liam Neeson rescues his daughter from having to endure another Mitt Romney presidential campaign.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 9, 2015

Actually, the one time I met Mitt Romney in person, I was impressed by his impeccable tailoring. So perhaps he just doesn’t want the Plutocrat’s Party to be represented by this:

Awww hell no pic.twitter.com/0fNxZpjAfT

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) January 8, 2015

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  1. 1.

    askew

    January 10, 2015 at 12:03 am

    The only thing more depressing than Hillary vs. Mitt is Hillary vs. Romney. Any way those contests end, Americans lose.

  2. 2.

    David Koch

    January 10, 2015 at 12:03 am

    R.I.P Rod Taylor

  3. 3.

    Baud

    January 10, 2015 at 12:03 am

    When asked if he would like to be president, Romney smiled and said that he’s run twice and so of course he wants the job.

    Mitt Romney didn’t really want to win, his son Tagg Romney claims in a recent interview.

    “He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve met in my life,” Tagg Romney told the Boston Globe. “If he could have found someone else to take his place . . . he would have been ecstatic to step aside.”

    The oldest Romney son said his father is a “private person” who wanted to help put the country back on its feet, but hated the limelight that came with presidential politics.

    Tagg Romney told the newspaper that he and his mother Ann had to convince Mitt Romney to run for the presidency.

    Romney better set the record straight soon, or some people might start to think he’ll say anything to win the election.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    January 10, 2015 at 12:09 am

    I’m getting ads for Russia Dating Online.com.

    Thanks, Bob in Portland!

  5. 5.

    David Koch

    January 10, 2015 at 12:17 am

    This shouldn’t be a surprise. Mittens was running all year long. That’s why he was on all those tee vee shows feeding red meat to the teatards. Plus, Chaffetz revealed 6 months ago that Mittens would run again.

  6. 6.

    srv

    January 10, 2015 at 12:19 am

    It’s time for another liberal president, we haven’t had one since Nixon.

  7. 7.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 10, 2015 at 12:20 am

    @askew: Golly, you managed to mention Hillary here. One is so surprised. Obsession is unattractive.

  8. 8.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 10, 2015 at 12:21 am

    Just as his dad didn’t quite grasp some of the precedents for the term “New World Order”, Jeb doesn’t quite get that “Right To Rise” has the same sort of cadence and impression as “Triumph of the Will.”

  9. 9.

    RaflW

    January 10, 2015 at 12:22 am

    Mitt Romney told donors in New York on Friday that he may run for president in 2016, a development that could upend the Republican field. the Republican biscuits and gravy platter.

    What a shitshow. And these jokers are one of our two “major parties.”

  10. 10.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 10, 2015 at 12:24 am

    @Baud:

    Romney better set the record straight soon, or some people might start to think he’ll say anything to win the election.

    I cannot imagine how anyone would ever get that impresssion from Mitt “Obamacare, based on Romneycare, is terrible!” Romney.

  11. 11.

    Peale

    January 10, 2015 at 12:25 am

    @efgoldman: a brawl between those two would have all of the excitement of snails in heat without, without the fiery passion.

  12. 12.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:25 am

    it is entirely wonderful that mittens might be back among us. it is even appropriate.

  13. 13.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 10, 2015 at 12:27 am

    @efgoldman: We’re going to need to open up negotiations with the Skrull Galaxy for popcorn imports, stat.

  14. 14.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:27 am

    the thing is, hillary is not a walk, but it is really hard to see who on the right is not a joke at this point?

  15. 15.

    Hal

    January 10, 2015 at 12:28 am

    Has there ever been a general election candidate that previously ran in the general election and lost, or would Romney be the first?

    Also, another lovely GOP Pres Candidate, Mike Huckabee, wonders if Beyonce just might be a protitute.

    Why? Beyoncé is incredibly talented — gifted, in fact,” he writes. “She has an exceptional set of pipes and can actually sing. She is a terrific dancer – without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom. Jay Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?”

    http://mic.com/articles/108072/gop-presidential-hopeful-mike-huckabee-says-jay-z-acts-like-beyonc-s-pimp?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social

  16. 16.

    RaflW

    January 10, 2015 at 12:28 am

    And let’s just unpack that “voters would opt for Clinton nostalgia over Bush because it was a better economic period” crack that Romney is reported to have said.

    It’s not like the economy just sort of happened to Bush. Or to Clinton. I know whole PhD dissertations are written on whether presidents impact economies very much, but the Clinton/Bush approaches couldn’t have been more different.

    Clinton – balanced budgets to the point of surplus, and a great economy.
    Bush gave away the farm to the rich and we’re still f*ked lo these years later. Sure, the caviar set is flying high, but it’s been 12+ years of Bush shit running downhill for middle and workingclass folks.

    So, yeah, Mittens. Voters would opt for Clinton nostalgia over Bush. Because it was a better economic period!

  17. 17.

    jl

    January 10, 2015 at 12:29 am

    Hey, wait a minute.

    Sure Stassen made himself into a joke with the perpetual candidate stuff, but Mitt Romney is no Harold Stassen.
    And Harold Stassen is not alive to defend himself against being associated with what the GOP has become…
    While Mitt Romney is… well…

    OK, let me think that one through.

    OK, I’ll try another way to contrast the two. Stassen politically was much more like Mitt Romney father, George Romney.And IIRC, Stassen actually did march with Dr. King, which was slightly better than George Romney, though I think it was just accident that George never actually was in the same march as King. But anyway, George Romney was a sincere supporter of civil rights, so you should get the contrast.

  18. 18.

    max

    January 10, 2015 at 12:29 am

    @David Koch: That’s why he was on all those tee vee shows feeding red meat to the teatards.

    And everybody on this blog, in December 2012 (actually November as well, I think), poo-pahed me when I said the SOB would run again. The dude thought he got ripped off in 2012, you could see it in his face. He was *supposed* to win damn, and save the nation from !Communism¡ and other UnAmerican brownsters.

    @Villago Delenda Est: Jeb doesn’t quite get that “Right To Rise” has the same sort of cadence and impression as “Triumph of the Will.”

    I think he gets it just fine. It has three meanings: The ostensible Romneyesque Up With Rich People! theme, the implicit ‘We’re gonna win this time!’ theme AND the Seig Heil theme.

    Very Bushie.

    max
    [‘It’s their crazy Nazi in the attic riff.’]

  19. 19.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:29 am

    @Hal:

    nixon, but he was smarter.

  20. 20.

    Peale

    January 10, 2015 at 12:30 am

    @Hal: I didn’t realize Beyoncé gave up control of her career when she married him.

  21. 21.

    Tenar Darell

    January 10, 2015 at 12:31 am

    Why won’t it go away and “get lost!” Wasn’t this robot properly imprinted with the three laws?

  22. 22.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:31 am

    and the question is, as always, so do progressives get a vote? hillary ain’t a progressive, but she may be the closest we come to white house. in the immediate future.

  23. 23.

    RaflW

    January 10, 2015 at 12:32 am

    @Hal:

    Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?

    Does it occur to Huckabee that Beyonce is a self actualized woman who uses the allure of sex to enrich herself? Shocking, I know. That self-actualized part is just too much to contemplate.

  24. 24.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 10, 2015 at 12:32 am

    @Hal: Richard Nixon lost in 1960, then went on to lose the California governor’s race in 1962 (“You’re not going to have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore”) then went on to take the Presidency in 1968, and get reelected in a landslide in 1972. Of course, we all know what happened after that….

  25. 25.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 10, 2015 at 12:33 am

    @Baud: “He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve met in my life,” Tagg Romney told the Boston Globe. “If he could have found someone else to take his place . . . he would have been ecstatic to step aside.”

    God that is such a steaming pile of Rafalca shit, even making allowances for politicos and their families. If it did come down to Willard vs The Smart Bush, I’d put my money on Willard. The White Horse Mormon JFK wants it more than Oedipus Minor.

  26. 26.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 10, 2015 at 12:34 am

    @RaflW:

    That self-actualized part is just too much to contemplate.

    Yes, it causes Huckabee’s fragile cerebellum to lock up and go into maintenance mode.

  27. 27.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:34 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    exactly. not unprecedented, but takes a hell of an effort. mittens? not sure.

  28. 28.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:36 am

    seriously, would love to see John’s opinion on this whole thing. like me, he comes out of the conservative movement, and it affects how we think about these things.

  29. 29.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:37 am

    although I’m pretty much always right, I do have my biases.

  30. 30.

    RaflW

    January 10, 2015 at 12:38 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: There’s more than a whiff of fascism in that name.

  31. 31.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:39 am

    seriously, not just my odd obsession, would love to know omnes’ opinion on this whole thing.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 10, 2015 at 12:43 am

    @Little Boots: I grew up as a pro-union Democrat. And I see no reason to alter that view;

  33. 33.

    jl

    January 10, 2015 at 12:43 am

    @Hal:

    ” Has there ever been a general election candidate that previously ran in the general election and lost, or would Romney be the first? ”

    I know Andrew Jackson lost to J Q Adams then won. Grover Cleveland won one, lost one, then won the next. I think William Jennings Bryan ran in two races in a row and lost both, but not sure. Too lazy to look it up. Must be a few more who ran more than once. (Edit: and as a commenter above mentioned, there was the Nixon incident).

    I think domestic economy will be still on a long slow upswing until election, Maybe right now is when suboptimal macropolicy that is not quite bad enough to interfere with a long desultory expansion will help the Democrats. So I don’t think Mitt would have much chance. And Mitt has less personality than Nixon, which given who Nixon was, is one good thing you can say about Mitt personally, but not sure it helps him politically.

  34. 34.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:44 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    good, we need to talk about hillary.

  35. 35.

    Mike in NC

    January 10, 2015 at 12:45 am

    @David Koch: Damn, he was so good as Winston Churchill in “Inglorious Basterds” and in dozens of other roles.

  36. 36.

    srv

    January 10, 2015 at 12:46 am

    OSHA, EPA, CPSC, Federal Affirmative Action… any other Executive Orders?

    Boy, we could use a president like Milhous again.

  37. 37.

    jl

    January 10, 2015 at 12:46 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    ” I grew up as a pro-union Democrat. And I see no reason to alter that view; ”

    Harrumph… seems like a rather evasive answer to me…

    Now excuse me while I down my Fool’s Gold special with some good whiskey.

  38. 38.

    KG

    January 10, 2015 at 12:49 am

    Is Mitt Romney capable of running a campaign that doesn’t amount to “told ya so!”?

    Because I don’t think he is capable of doing that. And if the economy is still improving, it’s going to be a terrible campaign strategy

  39. 39.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:50 am

    we need to figure out what we want. I know I’m not sure.

  40. 40.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:51 am

    omnes, democrats are not exactly pro union these days. pisses me off.

  41. 41.

    Tonto2

    January 10, 2015 at 12:51 am

    He might have a chance if he can convince us all to celebrate his success in bankrupting companies and stealing employee pensions funds.

    On the down side, he appears to be one of the few multi-millionaires on the planet whom “W” could spot 30 points in an IQ match and still beat.

  42. 42.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:52 am

    it’s pissing me off, lawyer. what can we do?

  43. 43.

    Mike in NC

    January 10, 2015 at 12:55 am

    @Tenar Darell: I do look forward to more shots of the Rmoney campaign bus pulling into random places, where Mittens emerges and pretends to be completely surprised by the love of the crowd of the unwashed masses.

  44. 44.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:55 am

    omnes, you’re brilliant, we all know it. what the hell is going on here?

  45. 45.

    Hal

    January 10, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Romney’s best chance at winning was against Obama in 2012. Given that Romney’s entire campaign strategy was his version of Olive Oyl’s “If I Were President” in which the country becomes a paradise immediately after inauguration, I just don’t see what platform or strategy Romney has left.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    January 10, 2015 at 12:58 am

    Perhaps he’ll self-finance.

    With Mittcoins.

  47. 47.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 12:59 am

    sorry to lay all this on you, but damn, I just don’t know. it all sucks so much sometimes. it is not your obligation to solve this nation’s problems, but damn, just sometimes I wish it were somebody’s obligation. so sick of this thing. maybe I need more rest, but we all need something.

  48. 48.

    RaflW

    January 10, 2015 at 1:06 am

    I know it absolutely will not happen, because the RWNJs are running the show (or running amok). But, for sake of argument, wouldn’t it be curious if the Mitt-bot that ran and won MA in 2002 were somehow to re-energize that sub-routine?

    If he ran to the left of the mass of snarling jackalls like Huck and the rest, he’d actually have a shot, I’d wager. But I simply cannot see it. Mitt-bot 2012 had to erase a lot of earlier programming to be a “viable” GOPer. He’s overwritten whatever blend of compassion and hubris led him to create Romneycare.

    Now that he’s forsaken it, he’d be skewered by his base for taking it back in and forgiving it. So it’s just a silly exercise on my part.

    But he could out-triangulate Clinton, from R to L, if he really, really wanted to. The deafening, endless cries of Betrayal! would be amazing.

  49. 49.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 1:07 am

    @efgoldman:

    life is mean

  50. 50.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 1:14 am

    I might just have to, with the monkees, for omnes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU615FaODCg

  51. 51.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 1:24 am

    jeez, where are the nightowls?

  52. 52.

    mclaren

    January 10, 2015 at 1:26 am

    This just keeps getting better and better. Now all we need is for Cheney to throw his hat in the ring…

  53. 53.

    David Koch

    January 10, 2015 at 1:28 am

    This is gonna be so much fun watching Mitten’s super pac dump 100 millions of attack ads carpet bombing smart bush.

  54. 54.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 10, 2015 at 1:30 am

    @efgoldman: It’s the onions on your belt, they kinda smell.

  55. 55.

    Redshift

    January 10, 2015 at 1:30 am

    @RaflW:

    And let’s just unpack that “voters would opt for Clinton nostalgia over Bush because it was a better economic period” crack that Romney is reported to have said.

    I don’t disagree with your analysis, but my reaction to that line is that he’s showing his clueless plutocrat robot side again. The primary contrast between W and Clinton being that it was “a better economic period”?

  56. 56.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 1:31 am

    billinglendale, at night, yay

  57. 57.

    Little Boots

    January 10, 2015 at 1:39 am

    everyone’s sleepy

  58. 58.

    wasabi gasp

    January 10, 2015 at 1:50 am

    Popcorning for a twerk bug in the firmware update when interfacing with black folks.

  59. 59.

    Tree With Water

    January 10, 2015 at 1:53 am

    I knew Romney was planning to run six months ago, when one of his sons posted a photo of regular guy Mitt deigning to stand in line at the post office to mail a package. I’m pretty sure both he and his horse loving wife think a Romney presidency has been ordained. They seem to possess a Moroni-paid-them-a-visit type confidence that it’s written in the stars.. a conceit that made election night 2012 all the more enjoyable.

  60. 60.

    patrick II

    January 10, 2015 at 1:59 am

    Jeb is forcing Romney’s hand. If he doesn’t declare soon, Jeb will have locked up much of the republican big money.

  61. 61.

    Mike J

    January 10, 2015 at 2:04 am

    I was just about to change one of my gaming id’s, Rafalca. Now it may be current again.

  62. 62.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 10, 2015 at 4:20 am

    Speaking of people we didn’t think would resurface quite this early in 2015:

    I’ll hedge this comment with the usual warnings about possible hoaxes — so far I can’t find any confirmation (although it’s been only a few hours) — but if the linked image is legitimate it would appear that our old friend from Florida, George Zimmerman, was arrested late last night on aggravated assault charges. No bail.

    http://webbond.seminolesheriff.org/InmateInfo.aspx?bkgnbr=201500000325

  63. 63.

    mdblanche

    January 10, 2015 at 4:38 am

    @patrick II: And now Mitt and Jeb can split the Republican big money and give one of the grifter grade candidates a shot to steal the nomination while the GOP establishment neutralizes itself by reenacting the War of the Roses.

  64. 64.

    xenos

    January 10, 2015 at 4:47 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: with a weapon, too. A stick? Numchucks? A not very squishy pillow?

  65. 65.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 10, 2015 at 5:01 am

    @xenos:

    Those all sound way too imaginative for our George. I guess if it’s true there will be more details in the morning news reports.

  66. 66.

    Keith G

    January 10, 2015 at 5:45 am

    One way that a Romney v Clinton contest would be beneficial for Hils is that age would be taken off the table.

  67. 67.

    raven

    January 10, 2015 at 5:54 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: If you google Seminole County Sheriff you get this page.. WeBond is a legit link and he does show up there. How did you know?

  68. 68.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 10, 2015 at 5:55 am

    Mitt v. Jeb debates:

    http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2015/01/mitt-romney-jeb-bush-presidential-debate-2016

  69. 69.

    Shalimar

    January 10, 2015 at 6:02 am

    @efgoldman: We won’t get to see the bare-knuckles brawl. It is going to happen over phone calls to numerous money people in the next few months and only the winner is actually going to get into the race.

    Their arguments are clear: Bush says picking Romney is picking a certain loser since he has already lost twice and Romney says picking Bush is picking a certain loser since voters aren’t stupid enough to put another Bush in power after the last one was such a disaster.

    Romney is screwed. Republican primary voters clearly are that stupid. You have to assume all the grifters among the Republican money classes know this better than anyone.

  70. 70.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 10, 2015 at 7:19 am

    @raven:

    Someone had it up on my FB page, but that person has been known to fall for hoaxes before so I wanted to be cautious absent further confirmation.

  71. 71.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    January 10, 2015 at 7:54 am

    Mitch McConnell dresses very well, also too. I saw him walking through DCA years ago. He’s a rather short fella.

    Cheers,
    Scott.
    (Who doesn’t think “the clothes make the man”.)

  72. 72.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    January 10, 2015 at 7:59 am

    It almost as if Rmoney think’s he’s entitled to be President or something…

    Cheers,
    Scott.
    (Who won’t forget the way he spits the word “Entitled” in that clip…)

  73. 73.

    Fred

    January 10, 2015 at 8:12 am

    Mitt, Jeb, Rand? Oh yeah and Newt!
    Who f”kin’ thinks up these names? And why do people with stoopid names all become Republicans?
    Maybe there is a “Stoopid Republican Baby Names” book, sold only at racist country club pro shops.

  74. 74.

    Fred

    January 10, 2015 at 8:17 am

    As to Mitt, I’m sure Candidate Etch-A-Sketch will be sure to keep his pie hole shut if he is ever again tempted to tell anyone what he Really thinks. There is no such thing as a “Quiet Room”. Ya never know when some peon has his I-phone all charged up and ready. Ya just can’t get good help any more.

  75. 75.

    debbie

    January 10, 2015 at 8:23 am

    We’re gonna need a bigger clown car.

  76. 76.

    catclub

    January 10, 2015 at 8:47 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: yes on this. Right to Rise is part ‘South will rise again’

    with fascist overtones. Strange choice.

  77. 77.

    catclub

    January 10, 2015 at 8:51 am

    @mclaren: Hood. Cape? Whip? Taser?

  78. 78.

    Josie

    January 10, 2015 at 9:43 am

    @catclub: Strange indeed. When I first read that, my immediate reaction was, “Excuse me? What exactly does that mean?” But I guess I am not the target audience.

  79. 79.

    shelley

    January 10, 2015 at 10:50 am

    Donors? The man’s got more money than God! Forget that, more dough than all the denizens of Mt. Olympus

  80. 80.

    mellowjohn

    January 10, 2015 at 10:53 am

    @Hal:
    also too, thomas dewey, 1944 and 1948.

  81. 81.

    Egypt Steve

    January 10, 2015 at 11:42 am

    If the Romneybot is rebooted, that will be proof enough for me that God exists and that He loves us.

  82. 82.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 10, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    I think Romney has a good chance of capturing the Republican nomination again. Most of the Republican base loathes him but they know he represents everything liberals despise so that makes him gold.

  83. 83.

    VOR

    January 10, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    @Fred: JEB is actually his initials, his full name is John Ellis Bush. I suspect Jeb makes him sound more like a common man of the people.

  84. 84.

    brantl

    January 10, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    Actually, the one time I met Mitt Romney in person, I was impressed by his impeccable tailoring.

    As you would know if you checked, any dummy can were an impeccable suit. Mitt pretty much is just an impeccable suit. Take off the clothes and all the metal joints of the Mittbot 3000 are plain to see.

  85. 85.

    Bill Arnold

    January 11, 2015 at 12:03 am

    @Hal:

    Has there ever been a general election candidate that previously ran in the general election and lost, or would Romney be the first?

    Besides the major party candidates listed above, there have been minor party serial candidates. The one that comes to mind is 4 time candidate Gus Hall (CPUSA), (72,76,80,84).

  86. 86.

    Proud Liberal Dem

    January 11, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    So, what is Romney’s platform for 2016? Heck, what was his platform in 2012? I STILL have no idea.

  87. 87.

    Proud Liberal Dem

    January 11, 2015 at 8:24 pm

    @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet: Queen Ann seems to think so. *ugh*

  88. 88.

    Proud Liberal Dem

    January 11, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    @KG: Given that nothing he has warned us about has actually happened (Russia’s Putin made a lot of noise and flexed his muscles for awhile leading to a right-wing Putin admiration society but Putin is now floundering because of Obama’s sanctions, Unemployment is down BELOW where Romney promised, gas prices are down, and Obamacare still has yet to kill or a job or a person), it would be an unbelievably stupid strategy. Which is, of course, why he will definitely choose to use it!

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