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You are here: Home / Sports / Kraft’s Balls

Kraft’s Balls

by John Cole|  January 27, 201512:10 am| 95 Comments

This post is in: Sports, Shitheads

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  • “Will they be punished? Probably not. Not as long as Robert Kraft and Roger Goodell are still taking pictures at their respective homes. I think it was just at Kraft’s house last week before the AFC Championship, you know. Talk about conflict of interest.” – Richard Sherman
  • Gotta love the cojones on this jackass:

    Patriots owner Robert Kraft made a surprise appearance at the team’s opening news conference of Super Bowl XLIV on Monday, saying the NFL owed them an apology if its investigation over deflated footballs doesn’t uncover wrongdoing.

    “If the Wells investigation is not able to definitively determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure on the footballs, I would expect and hope that the league would apologize to our entire team, and in particular, coach [Bill] Belichick and Tom Brady for what they have had to endure this past week,” Kraft said, referring to attorney Ted Wells, who is leading the investigation with NFL executive vice president Jeff Pash

    Wells previously conducted the league’s probe into the Miami Dolphins’ bullying scandal.

    Shorter Bob Kraft- “If you can’t prove precisely HOW we were cheating, you owe us an apology.”

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    1. 1.

      Comrade Luke

      January 27, 2015 at 12:16 am

      The fact that they’ve had…what, three press conferences between Belichick and Kraft?…at this point proves that a) they’re wrong,and covering their asses, b) this is a big-time distraction, or most likely c) both.

      And btw, what are the odds that some ball boy took the balls and thought “Yea, I’m going to deflate these balls, and I’m not going to tell Brady or Belichick about it”? Yea, zero.

      They’re guilty, and my guess is that the NFL will completely exonerate them in a Friday news dump during the middle of March Madness.

    2. 2.

      Hunter Gathers

      January 27, 2015 at 12:18 am

      Perhaps if the balls were properly inflated, the Colts would have only gotten beat by 21 points instead of 38. I am seriously sick and fucking tired of hearing about it. My Love/Hate relationship with pro football is swinging back to Hate again. Thank FSM that pitchers and catchers report in a few weeks.

    3. 3.

      Comrade Luke

      January 27, 2015 at 12:19 am

      @Hunter Gathers: It doesn’t fucking matter that they got creamed. The Patriots didn’t know how the game would turn out when they cheated.

    4. 4.

      srv

      January 27, 2015 at 12:25 am

      I internets called, they want their eleventy-billion pixels back.

      I cannot wait until one of Clinton’s bimbos is underenflated.

    5. 5.

      Hunter Gathers

      January 27, 2015 at 12:29 am

      @Comrade Luke: People are acting like Belichik and Brady took turns skull fucking a kitten on national TV. Get the fuck over it.

    6. 6.

      waspuppet

      January 27, 2015 at 12:30 am

      Shorter Bob Kraft- “If you can’t prove precisely HOW we were cheating, you owe us an apology.”

      Well, he IS a Republican, so I’m not surprised he’s got the routine down pat.

      I agreed with Hunter Gathers until this Kraft outburst. And I still think suspending Belichick, for the Super Bowl, or forfeiting the Pats and awarding the Super Bowl berth to the Colts, is ridiculous. But man, they’ve really managed to fk this up.

    7. 7.

      Goblue72

      January 27, 2015 at 12:32 am

      Arguing over PSI is what fantasy football nerds would do.

      And since football is most definitely NOT about what might give a nerd a chub (as opposed to say, baseball), this story is going to go down as one big nothinburger.

      Kraft is a senior citizen midget and he just pantsed the press and dared them to do something about it.

      Fonzie has jumped the shark and left the building.

    8. 8.

      Just Some Fuckhead

      January 27, 2015 at 12:33 am

      @Comrade Luke: Everyone knows you only get expelled for cheating if you ace the test.

    9. 9.

      Hunter Gathers

      January 27, 2015 at 12:34 am

      @waspuppet:

      But man, they’ve really managed to fk this up.

      American football is one giant cluster fuck from pee-wee to pro. I just wish I could kick this shitty habit.

    10. 10.

      Eric U.

      January 27, 2015 at 12:43 am

      @Hunter Gathers: I have only watched a few games this year. I have trouble getting interested in football until November.

    11. 11.

      Violet

      January 27, 2015 at 12:48 am

      They’re going to throw a lowly locker room attendant under the bus:

      The NFL has zeroed in on a New England Patriots locker room attendant who allegedly took the AFC Championship Game balls from the officials’ locker room to another area on the way to the field, Fox Sports reported, citing sources.

      According to Fox Sports, the league has interviewed him and has video.

      The league is still gauging if any wrongdoing occurred, but he is a strong person of interest, Fox Sports reported.

      The location in question was a bathroom in which the attendant can be seen in the video entering and exiting in 90 seconds with the 24 footballs provided by both teams, according to Pro Football Talk, which cited an anonymous league source.

      The bathroom is a small, one-toilet room with one sink and has a door that locks from the inside, the Pro Football Talk report said.

    12. 12.

      srv

      January 27, 2015 at 1:13 am

      @Violet:

      The bathroom is a small, one-toilet room with one sink and has a door that locks from the inside,

      One sink and locking door… sounds like a slam dunk to me.

    13. 13.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 1:13 am

      @Comrade Luke:

      Forgive me for not giving them the credit to know better, but I don’t think the NFL’s process of controlling the weight- and pressure-tested footballs has a lot to be desired- and I think that the Shield’s knowledge of Amonton’s Law is even more wanting. All the League has to do to control the tested footballs is mark them uniquely and at least half of the rumors floating around would disappear.

      It won’t surprise me when fifteen years or so into the future, when one of Bill Polian’s assistant/proteges tells a story on the occasion of the Colts’ GM’s passing, it will go something like this:

      “So back in 2005 or so, Peyton Manning was getting really fed up with the feel of league supplied footballs. The balls were just too slick too often, and Peyton preferred a slightly more pressurized ball on a consistent basis. Tom Brady was also complaining about the slickness, but he liked his footballs slightly less pressurized. Bill Polian and Bill Belichick got together and took these complaints to the NFL’s Competition Committee*, and got the rules changed so that quarterbacks could condition footballs within certain acceptable parameters, and use those footballs in games.”

      “Now there’s a blurb about this in the sports section of the Indianapolis Star, and a physics professor at Purdue, a Colts fan, catches it. This professor calls the Colts’ office and gets Bill [Polian] on the line. This professor explains to Bill that the pressure of the balls correlates to the temperatures, that Peyton’s footballs will “inflate” in hot weather and how Brady’s will “deflate” in cool weather. Bill let’s Peyton know to slightly under-pressurize balls before games in Miami, Tampa, blah, blah, blah…But he keeps the information about cool weather effects in his back pocket, waiting for the day when it would come in handy.”

      “That day came in January 2014. Bill tells Chuck Pagano before the game that if the game is getting away, raise a question about Brady’s footballs. If nothing else comes of it, those assholes in New England will have nightmares trying to explain it away. But, if everything works out, New England might lose Belichick for a year, or maybe even an entire draft over it. Guess which up-and-coming team has one less contender to worry about in the future?”

      *Yes, Polian/Manning and Belichick/Brady were the prime movers behind the rule change.

    14. 14.

      SmallAxe

      January 27, 2015 at 1:43 am

      Big nothingburger, that scapegoat ball boy had exactly 90 seconds in that bathroom to supposedly deflate 12 balls (it’s on film), so unless he’s the flash he just took a piss. Slam dunk sunk.

    15. 15.

      Keith G

      January 27, 2015 at 2:45 am

      the NFL’s process of controlling the weight- and pressure-tested footballs has a lot to be desired-

      Maybe few resources have been devoted because it really is not that important to the outcome of a game. A $10,000 fine also indicates that this is not a big deal. Don’t end zone excessive celebration fines run the same amount?

      Ironically, I bet the NFL would rather the press and public be focused of ball-gate than spouse beatings or traumatic brain injury.

    16. 16.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 2:50 am

      @Violet:

      The location in question was a bathroom in which the attendant can be seen in the video entering and exiting in 90 seconds with the 24 footballs provided by both teams

      90 seconds seems like a pretty limited time frame for deflating 12 balls and making sure they were deflated according to the parameters provided. There’s no way that someone didn’t specify what was expected of the guy, if he does end up taking the wrap -BUT, given the limited timeframe available, it’s also absolutely obvious that he’d have to have done this before to be sure of getting the job done so quickly. In other words, the Patsies can’t just patsify some poor schmuck and expect anyone to believe that this was the first time, the only time and he just happened to do it by accident.

      Put that together with Belichick’s attempt to talk out time with bullshit “science” about how it *could* have happened just a couple of days after telling us that he was absolutely uninterested in game balls and knew nothing about them and had never discussed them, although he was extremely interested in practice balls and had spent years making them as hard to work with as possible.. and you’ve got an organization that has obviously done this repeatedly in the past and is now desperately trying to brazen it out.

    17. 17.

      MoeLarryAndJesus

      January 27, 2015 at 3:08 am

      John Cole has some cojones talking about “cheating” when the Iron Curtain was spun out of steroids.

      And this deflation bullshit is about as well-founded as Sarah Palin’s world view. The NFL has been caught up in bullshit here.

    18. 18.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 3:10 am

      @Keith G:

      Ironically, I bet the NFL would rather the press and public be focused of ball-gate than spouse beatings or traumatic brain injury.

      Or crotch-grabbing- which set BeastMode back about $22K. And let us not forget last year’s controversy between the conference championships and Super Bowl: Richard-Sherman-As-Angry-Thug-Gate.

    19. 19.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 3:17 am

      @MoeLarryAndJesus:

      John Cole has some cojones talking about “cheating” when the Iron Curtain was spun out of steroids.

      Interesting. The “both sides do it so my team of repeat cheats ought to be exempt from criticism” defense. Very Palinesque of you.

    20. 20.

      AxelFoley

      January 27, 2015 at 3:18 am

      @Comrade Luke:

      @Hunter Gathers: It doesn’t fucking matter that they got creamed. The Patriots didn’t know how the game would turn out when they cheated.

      Exactly.

    21. 21.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 3:19 am

      @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):

      The NFL seemed quite happy to make money off that crotch-grabbing – just as soon as they realized that pictures of it would sell to the sort of gullible rubes who want that sort of thing on their walls for spiritual contemplation or some such.

    22. 22.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 3:21 am

      @Hunter Gathers:

      Thank FSM that pitchers and catchers report in a few weeks.

      Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and Pete Rose thank you for your support.

    23. 23.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 3:30 am

      @Morzer:

      Yeah, I don’t get that shit. I’m not down for collectibles unless they’ve got personalized autographs that were signed in front of me just before I shook a hand- and I don’t have anything like that. I only have this hanging on a wall, and only because I was there, and sitting not far from where the photo was made…And it was a Christmas present from my mom, to boot.

    24. 24.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 3:34 am

      @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):

      I’d love to see the NFL’s reaction if Lynch strode into his next press conference and demanded an apology from Roger Goodell for fining a man who was just making sure that his game balls were inflated to the right pressure. That would be one of the great moments for the ages.

    25. 25.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 3:36 am

      @Morzer:

      LOL! Agreed!

    26. 26.

      The Ancient Randonneur

      January 27, 2015 at 5:54 am

      Damn! A little after 3:30 am on the East coast and someone already won the internet.

    27. 27.

      Chopper

      January 27, 2015 at 6:34 am

      Has don lemon coughed up any theories? maybe a black hole gobbled up the air in the balls.

    28. 28.

      Edmund Dantes

      January 27, 2015 at 6:44 am

      How people react to this story goes to show exactly why torture would never work. People are so certain that what they believe is true, it doesn’t matter what happened now even if Pats did nothing wrong. John and others would still be water boarding Brady, Belichick, and Kraft waiting for them to confess.

      “the truth isn’t really what’s important… What really matters is what people come to agree is the truth.” – Greymane

      I really have to question Glazers reporting or source. They knew this was the bathroom. Why the mystery? So f…ing stupid.

    29. 29.

      Graham

      January 27, 2015 at 7:13 am

      Tom Hagen: “This committee owes an apology!”

    30. 30.

      Mike Toreno

      January 27, 2015 at 7:14 am

      Res ipsa loquitur.

      Q.E.D.

      “You may well say it, Brer Hightower! It’s jist as I was a-sayin’ to Brer Phelps, his own self. S’e, what do you think of it, Sister Hotchkiss, s’e? Think o’ what, Brer Phelps, s’I? Think o’ that bed-leg sawed off that a way, s’e? think of it, s’I? I lay it never sawed
      itself off, s’I—, somebody sawed it, s’I; that’s my opinion, take it or leave it, it mayn’t be no ‘count, s’I, but sich as ‘t is, it’s my opinion, s’I, ‘n’ if any body k’n start a better one, s’I, let him do it, s’I, that’s all.

    31. 31.

      Brendan in NC

      January 27, 2015 at 8:23 am

      @Violet: Yup. He’ll be publicly fired – and a few weeks later a large sum of money will magically appear in his bank account.

    32. 32.

      PaulW

      January 27, 2015 at 8:24 am

      Even shorter Bob Kraft: I own you all, kneel and worship me.

    33. 33.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 8:24 am

      The location in question was a bathroom in which the attendant can be seen in the video entering and exiting in 90 seconds with the 24 footballs provided by both teams.

      Incredible. The league owes the Patriots an apology, right now. ESPN owes the Patriots an apology. Troy Aikman specifically owes Brady an apology. What a joke.

      90 seconds seems like a pretty limited time frame for deflating 12 balls and making sure they were deflated according to the parameters provided. There’s no way that someone didn’t specify what was expected of the guy, if he does end up taking the wrap -BUT, given the limited timeframe available, it’s also absolutely obvious that he’d have to have done this before to be sure of getting the job done so quickly. In other words, the Patsies can’t just patsify some poor schmuck and expect anyone to believe that this was the first time, the only time and he just happened to do it by accident.

      Yeah, the ridiculous nature of the accusation proves just how devious and cheaty those Patriots are! Sure it SEEMS ludicrous but that’s just because the Patriots are so good at cheating.

    34. 34.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 8:48 am

      @marduk:

      the ridiculous nature of the accusation

      Three alleged games so far in which the Patriots’ balls were apparently magically deflated. All 12 of them under regulation weight in the last game. Said deflation magically occurred during a very short time span.

      And, of course, the Patriots have form for being unscrupulous and breaking the rules.

      But sure, let’s call it ridiculous just because Robert Kraft has forgotten how he had to apologize to the entire owners’ meeting after being caught last time.

    35. 35.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 9:05 am

      Three alleged games so far in which the Patriots’ balls were apparently magically deflated. All 12 of them under regulation weight in the last game. Said deflation magically occurred during a very short time span.

      11 of 12, allegedly. Pressure, not weight. 2 1/2 hours, not a very short time span. And there’s nothing magical about it at all.

      The league’s been smearing the Pats with anonymous leaks for a week and a half (many of which have been revealed to be false) and they have NOTHING.

    36. 36.

      Svensker

      January 27, 2015 at 9:08 am

      @Just Some Fuckhead:

      This times eleventy.

      Why is it so hard for people to get this?

    37. 37.

      Svensker

      January 27, 2015 at 9:12 am

      @Violet:

      They’re going to throw a lowly locker room attendant under the bus:

      Well, somebody had to tell him to do that, didn’t they? We’re all supposed to believe that a ball boy decided on his own to alter Tom Brady’s footballs in the championship game on his own? “Gee, I hope Mr. Brady doesn’t mind if I alter the footballs just a little. I’m sure it will help him, at least that’s what I’ve heard.” This wasn’t the West Bumfler Regional High School game we’re talkin about.

    38. 38.

      weaselone

      January 27, 2015 at 9:25 am

      @Svensker: @Svensker:

      90 seconds in a bathroom with the 12 balls. Logical conclusion is the guy took a leak. Nobody had to tell the locker room attendant to do anything he didn’t do.

    39. 39.

      Loviatar

      January 27, 2015 at 9:26 am

      I blame Bob Kraft, this is the deal he made

      over the past 15 yrs;
      – made the playoffs 14 yrs (missed it with an 11-5 record)
      – got to 6 Super Bowls (40% of those played during that time)
      – won 3 Super Bowls (20% of those played during that time), with a chance to win a 4th
      – earned hundreds of millions of dollars

      In return he is treated like a GOD in New England and a cheat everywhere else. Who wouldn’t take that deal? More importantly why isn’t the owner of your favorite team making the same deal.

      —–

      As an owner my ONLY question to aspiring GMs and Coaches would be; what would you do to win? And if the answer wasn’t anything and everything, then they wouldn’t even get a second interview.

    40. 40.

      JoeShabadoo

      January 27, 2015 at 9:35 am

      @Violet: No one is getting thrown under the bus, no one is even getting trouble.

      If he took all twelve balls out of the bag, stuck a needle in each one long enough to deflate it, stuffed the balls back in the bag and then casually walked outside in 90 seconds he deserves an MVP award.

    41. 41.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 9:44 am

      @marduk:

      No, all 12 were under regulation inflation. And no, there is absolutely nothing magical about what the Patriots did. They just followed the Patriot Way; cheat and if you get caught be as sanctimonious as possible and pray that the fans and media are dumb enough to believe you.

    42. 42.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 9:48 am

      No, all 12 were under regulation inflation.

      That’s not what the NFL leaked initially. Has that turned out to be bullshit too?

      They just followed the Patriot Way; cheat and if you get caught be as sanctimonious as possible and pray that the fans and media are dumb enough to believe you.

      And this is why the league owes them an apology. They knew they had nothing but they could get the haters all wound up and invested in the superbowl with a smear campaign. How does it feel to be led around by the nose?

    43. 43.

      Ruckus

      January 27, 2015 at 9:50 am

      Having worked in professional sports as a person whose job it was to catch cheating, I’d have to say that I had one and only one person with this attitude. Everyone else took it in stride. Not saying we ended up best friends but they did act like adults. Of course we weren’t on the front page of newspapers/top story on TV, etc, and the dollar value of losing was less(maybe not proportionally to that invested) and we didn’t lose many fans over it either.
      Still WATB is WATB.

    44. 44.

      T. Hunt

      January 27, 2015 at 9:56 am

      The interesting thing is that the NFL is acting like ball inflation is some sort of scientific process when it’s just a casual test performed by humans with very basic instruments (?).

      Question 1) Were the exact pressures written down by the ref who checked the balls? Do we know how close to the min/max they were and were they consistent?
      Question 2) How accurate are the gauges used to check? Were the same gauges used to test the balls at halftime and at the end of the game? Is there any sort of certification for the gauges?
      Question 3) What sort of history exists regarding ball pressure? Do we have 16 seasons worth of data that show that footballs never lose more than 0.5 PSI during a game?
      Question 4) Is there any evidence that anyone knows how balls perform under realworld conditions or did the NFL just go off on some guy saying, “Hey, this ball feels a little soft!”?
      Question 5) Did the NFL start this whole mess to cover up the fact that they have been certifying balls and they have no idea how consistent they’ve been and they now realize they’ve been carrying out this dunbshow and then turning the balls over to god knows who for 15 minutes before every game which renders the entire process of ball checking meaningless?

      I think the NFL got surprised by a random comment and has now freaked out that they have been exposed as an organization run by the Keystone cops. But it sure does take the spotlight off the murders, wife beaters and players that harshly discipline their kids.

      I’m with Kraft on this one; when the NFL realizes that no one tampered with the balls they owe a great big apology to the owner, the coach and the team. Maybe the league should fine Goodell a million or so for being a dick?

      T. Hunt

    45. 45.

      JoeShabadoo

      January 27, 2015 at 10:00 am

      @marduk: I would take any leak, especially the initial leak, with a huge grain of salt. The initial leak also had the balls deflated about double the amount than more recent reports have said.

    46. 46.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 10:24 am

      11of 12 balls underinflated.

      10 of those 11 were underinflated by 1psi or less.

      Those 10 were caused by deflation from league minimum by weather and handling.

      The last underinflated ball was under the minimum by 2psi.

      This ball was the one the Colts took in an interception.

      The Colts tampered with this ball.

    47. 47.

      DLew

      January 27, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Use your aggressive feelings, Cole. Let the hate flow through you.

      Gee, whatever could the ballboy be doing in a bathroom for 90 seconds? Deflating balls at a rate of one per 8 seconds, or taking a leak and washing his hands? Someone call Inspector Poirot, because this is one unsolvable mystery.

      You fell for this MSM fail parade hook, line, and sinker, Cole. It’s fandom. It makes you see what you want to see–kind of like you’re a Fox News watcher.

    48. 48.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 10:43 am

      @fubs: Even 2 PSI is easily explained by weather and play, so no need for conspiracy theories. The fact is that the Pats have nothing to answer for.

      http://www.wcsh6.com/story/news/local/2015/01/22/deflategate-patriots-football-pressure-inflated/22174475/
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsXFX3tDpg

    49. 49.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 10:54 am

      @marduk:

      The fact is that fubs has managed to get just about every fact wrong and the Cheatriots have a very obvious case to answer. Still, it adds a certain amusement to watch the wildly unconvincing explanations they have to resort to as a means of evading the obvious and embarrassing reality of the situation.

    50. 50.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 10:57 am

      @marduk:

      Even 2 PSI is easily explained by weather and play

      Except that it isn’t -and it doesn’t explain why the Colts managed to mysteriously play with balls inflated according to the rules for the entire game.

      Still, I am sure you’ll find a grainy picture of a UFO hovering over the game if you look hard enough.

    51. 51.

      JoeShabadoo

      January 27, 2015 at 11:12 am

      @Morzer:It’s easily explained by the Patriots inflating their balls to the bare minimum while the Colts inflate them more.

    52. 52.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 11:15 am

      @Morzer: @Morzer:

      What facts?

    53. 53.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 11:43 am

      @Morzer: Didn’t bother checking the links, didja? Can’t let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.

    54. 54.

      oldhoya

      January 27, 2015 at 11:45 am

      @Morzer: If the Patriots started at 12.5 psi and the Colts normally inflate theirs to the upper end of the allowed range, then it would be logical for the Patriots’ footballs to fall under the required level while Colts’ footballs remained above it under the same conditions. I don’t think the public knows the starting and ending measurements of the Colts’ footballs — it’s unlikely the league even maintains precise pregame measurements — but it would be interesting to know if the pressures changed in the Colts’ footballs.

    55. 55.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 11:47 am

      @marduk:

      I’ve already seen both you and fubs presenting wildly inaccurate summaries of the facts and ignoring the evidence that can’t be fitted into your conspiracy theories. Just remember, it was the Cheatriots who had to publicly acknowledge that they had cheated and apologize to the NFL after your little episode in 2007. Still, I am sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation….

      Please proceed, Patsies.

    56. 56.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 11:50 am

      @oldhoya:

      That’s an awful lot of ifs for which there is no evidence. Given the Cheatriots’ track record, I think we can dispense with the wildly hypothetical coincidences at this point.

    57. 57.

      lethargytartare

      January 27, 2015 at 11:52 am

      @JoeShabadoo:

      If he took all twelve balls out of the bag, stuck a needle in each one long enough to deflate it, stuffed the balls back in the bag and then casually walked outside in 90 seconds he deserves an MVP award.

      why? I work with people that can insert 180 snap-in terminals into molex connectors every minute. Considering this was likely not his first go around at getting footballs to Brady pressure, 90 seconds is plenty of time.

    58. 58.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 11:55 am

      @Morzer:

      Inaccurate summaries of…WHAT FACTS?

    59. 59.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 11:56 am

      @Morzer: You mean we presented facts that didn’t conform to the lies you would like to believe?

      But what has the NFL really found? As one league source has explained it to PFT, the football intercepted by Colts linebacker D’Qwell Jackson was roughly two pounds under the 12.5 PSI minimum. The other 10 balls that reportedly were two pounds under may have been, as the source explained it, closer to one pound below 12.5 PSI.

      http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/25/nfl-bears-plenty-of-blame-for-deflategate/

      OOPS!

    60. 60.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:02 pm

      @marduk:

      http://deadspin.com/nfl-football-manufacturer-also-says-bill-belichick-is-f-1681802079

      It’s not just Bill Nye the Science Guy who isn’t buying Bill Belichick’s involved and theoretical explanation for how the Patriots’s underinflated footballs might have gotten that way without any nefarious tactics. Representatives from Wilson, the company that makes the NFL’s footballs, say that Belichick’s ball story doesn’t wash.

      Belichick mooted the idea that the difference in atmospheric conditions between where the footballs were inflated before the game and where they were measured at halftime—and found to be underinflated—could go to explain the reported drop in pressure. (It doesn’t explain why the Colts’ balls, which were prepared at the same time and place, were still at regulation psi.)

      “That’s BS,” said Wilson rep Jim Jenkins, who explained to Boston.com the process of making footballs and how they maintain their integrity until game time. (Unless you put it in a freezer, he said, it’s not going to fluctuate wildly under natural atmospheric changes for “maybe a year or two” after being manufactured.) And then again, for emphasis: “That’s BS, man.”

      Another Wilson rep says something catastrophic—and likely intentional—would have to happen to the ball’s internal air bladder to bring about the deflation the Patriots’ balls are accused of undergoing.

      So, in one corner we have facts, the people who actually make the balls in question and the scientific community. In the other, we have conspiracy theorists, Bill Belichick and fans who don’t want to face the truth about the “Patriot Way”.

      I know which side my money is on.

    61. 61.

      zeecube

      January 27, 2015 at 12:02 pm

      @weaselone: Maybe ballboy did a switchreroo. 90 seconds is plenty of time to switch out 12 balls with 12 Brady-approved balls with fake referee marks stored in bathroom.

    62. 62.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      @marduk:

      Neil deGrasse Tyson ✔ @neiltyson

      For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air.

    63. 63.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      @zeecube:

      Dan Graziano ✔ @DanGrazianoESPN
      Follow

      “I’m going to do this even though I haven’t cleared it with Brady or Belichick.” — No Patriots ballboy, ever.

    64. 64.

      Barbara

      January 27, 2015 at 12:10 pm

      I am already planning my Super Bowl-less Sunday. It will involve either ice skating or skiing, plus dinner and definitely wine, depending on the weather and my work schedule. I can’t take it anymore. This will be the second year in a row — last year I was in California and forgot about the time difference, driving back from Mendocino to SF. Boy, that was a lucky break on my part, as I arrived at the beginning of the second half to find the score 35-0.

    65. 65.

      Kevin

      January 27, 2015 at 12:10 pm

      On the Richard Sherman topic, he makes some great points in his column in SI today. Everyone knows how uncomfortable Marshawn Lynch is talking to the media. The media doesn’t talk to every single player (let’s be honest, they are interviewing the LOP, Wilson, maybe some Canadian media wants to talk to the other Wilson (TE), and…maybe Bennett and Avril?).

      If everyone knows how uncomfortable he is, why do we insist on forcing it? Do we really need him to answer “tell us about your 24 yard touchdown run”? Is that really critical? Sherman is right, the NFL and the media at this point are acting solely to embarrass Lynch. There is nothing to gain by having the media prop him up in a chair and ask him questions they know he doesn’t want to answer. It’s all for their silly little columns where they can write about how awful he is for not answering their inane questions.

      It’s all quite pathetic (and if you do venture to SI, hopefully you can read Peter Kings crap without the rage I get from it…what a pathetic excuse for a “reporter” that man is).

    66. 66.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 12:11 pm

      @Morzer:

      NdT and Bill Nye (not a scientist) and the sales rep from Wilson (not a scientist) are talking about a 2psi differential.

      There was a 2psi differential in only one ball, the ball the Colts tampered with.

      All of the other underinflated balls were 1psi under or less, which none of your scientists or pseudo-scientists or non-scientists have responded to.

    67. 67.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 12:12 pm

      @Morzer: Follow my links, clown. Bill Nye is wrong and multiple sources have demonstrated it.

      “We took 12 brand-new authentic NFL footballs and exposed them to the different elements they would have experienced throughout the game,” said HeadSmart Labs founder Thomas Healy in a press release announcing the results of their study. “Out of the 12 footballs we tested, we found that, on average, footballs dropped 1.8 psi when being exposed to dropping temperatures and wet conditions.”

      http://www.digitaltrends.com/sports/bill-nye-ignoring-science-deflategate-teardown-hes-seahawks-fan/

      https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/01/26/scientists-agree-that-football-will-lose-air-pressure-when-moved-cooler-place/2KfFPHn9dARXXCwMgBMSkO/story.html

    68. 68.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      P.S. The lockeroom attendant in question is an NFL employee, NOT a Patriots employee:

    69. 69.

      JoeShabadoo

      January 27, 2015 at 12:19 pm

      @Morzer: @Morzer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsXFX3tDpg
      I’m pretty sure this was already posted. An actual scientific experiment to replicate gameday conditions showed a big a drop in PSI. Celebrity scientists spouting off to get attention can’t compete with an actual experiment that shows the results. Unless Beakman gives us his opinion I’m sticking with with the actual experiment.

    70. 70.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:21 pm

      @marduk:

      I’ll take your name-calling as an admission that you can’t make a convincing case.

    71. 71.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 12:22 pm

      Effing link:

      “A person with intimate knowledge of the process told USA TODAY Sports the ball attendant is a uniformed official – generally the same person each week at a given stadium – who comes to the locker room to pick up the balls and takes them to the officials’ locker room for testing.”

    72. 72.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 12:23 pm

      @Morzer:

      Your first fact!

    73. 73.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:24 pm

      @JoeShabadoo:

      None of which is remotely convincing. The Colts’ balls, which were inflated by the officials to the same range (12.5-13.5psi) as the Cheatriots’ balls, didn’t mysteriously deflate after being measured. Unless you want to argue for a different micro-climate that somehow followed the Colts’ balls around, you’ve got no way to account for the discrepancy without human intervention.

    74. 74.

      Morzer

      January 27, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      @fubs:

      I am sure the Patsies will win a legitimate superbowl some day. And no doubt your prince will appear on a white horse as well.

    75. 75.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 12:31 pm

      @Morzer: Rather than all the links with the proof you’re wrong you’d prefer to focus on my mocking tone. Quelle surprise.

    76. 76.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      None of which is remotely convincing. The Colts’ balls, which were inflated by the officials to the same range (12.5-13.5psi) as the Cheatriots’ balls, didn’t mysteriously deflate after being measured.

      I love how you just make things up out of whole cloth. What PSI were the Colt’s balls inflated to?

    77. 77.

      fubs

      January 27, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      @Morzer:

      Colt’s footballs inflated to 13.5.

      Patriot’s footballs inflated to 12.5.

      Now, here we go, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH: subtract 1 (one) from each figure:

      Colt’s footballs at the half: 12.5

      Patriot’s footballs at the half: 11.5.

      Patriot football intercepted by the Colt’s and tampered with: 10.5.

      Done and done!

    78. 78.

      JoeShabadoo

      January 27, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      @lethargytartare: Did you have a competition at work with hundreds of connectors lined up or did you just pull this out of your nethers like I expect? If he can plug in three connectors of anything every second I am seriously impressed even if you lined them up for him, which you absolutely would have had to do to get anywhere near that number.

      Now you expect this guy to be able to take 12 balls out of bag, pick up each one spread all around the floor (alternatively take them out individually and lay them on the floor only to have to pick them all up and stuff them in the bag at the end.), find the needle hole, put in a needle, deflate them, take the needle out and put them back in the bag within 90 seconds. To even consider this a possibility you basically need to have this employee practicing this regularly and be purposely moving at full speed just in-case the NFL times him during his bathroom break.

    79. 79.

      gratuitous

      January 27, 2015 at 12:37 pm

      Pretty gutsy thing for the Seahawks’ Sherman to say, considering the screw job the Seahawks endured in the 2005 Super Bowl so the Bus could get a champeenship ring all his own in his last season.

      Ooops, probably shouldn’t mention that here.

      I will, however, laugh until I puke if Seattle waxes New England like I think they will.

    80. 80.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 1:34 pm

      More science:

      http://mmqb.si.com/2015/01/27/nfl-deflategate-investigation-patriots/

      By the ideal gas law, a football inflated to 12.5 at 72 degrees and cooled to 51 degrees [the temperature on the field during the first half] will have a final pressure of 11.43 psi, thus a loss of 1.16 psi … A second factor, the expansion of a football as it gets wet, also leads to a drop in psi. This factor contributes another 0.7 psi in pressure drop … Plain English ultimate conclusion: It would be reasonable to expect, based on both experimental results and ideal gas law calculations, for a pressure drop in excess of 1.5 psi to have occurred within the Patriots footballs in the first half, based on the known game-time conditions and the observation that the footballs were inflated to 12.5 relative psi at room temperature.

      Again, the NFL needs to issue an apology.

    81. 81.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 2:05 pm

      @Morzer:

      For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air.

      “The only problem with this hot science take is that Tyson’s numbers, and therefore his conclusions, are nonsense.”
      http://www.avclub.com/article/neil-degrasse-tyson-bungles-science-deflate-gate-s-214373

      OOPS

    82. 82.

      NobodySpecial

      January 27, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      Patriots fans have no explanation for how their fumble rate for the last several years has been obscenely low, while players leaving the system and going to other teams end up fumbling a LOT more for their new team.

      Patriots fans are basically all NASCAR guys – if you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’ is their motto.

    83. 83.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 3:07 pm

      @NobodySpecial: Other than the fact that Sharp’s analysis was garbage, the Patriots straight-up fire anyone who fumbles regularly.

      Comparing this to Sharp’s original table, the data shows that the Patriots still have an advantage in ball security, even when comparing the same players. However, it’s nowhere near the 88% increase that Sharp claims – it’s closer to a 23% increase. That seems more consistent with the idea that the Patriots under Bill Belichick preach ball security, and Belichick’s predilection for players that do not fumble. If these players had combined for just four more fumbles over a seven-year span during their Patriots tenure, their overall collective fumble rate be nearly identical to their non-Patriots fumble rate.

      Once again the haters fail.

    84. 84.

      weaselone

      January 27, 2015 at 3:10 pm

      @zeecube: @zeecube:

      That’s definitely true, but if that is the case then presumably the underinflated footballs must have been brought into the bathroom at some point. There should be footage of that unless the cameras are turned off at some point. Also, the other balls would have been left in the bathroom and would have been removed at some point which could also be on camera.

    85. 85.

      NobodySpecial

      January 27, 2015 at 3:54 pm

      @marduk: Your arguments make little sense if one actually parses the data. When with the Patriots, Welker had 127 touches as a returner with four fumbles, and 690 touches as a receiver with six fumbles. If you take the article’s stated premise:

      Kick returners like Brandon Tate and Wes Welker will have vastly inflated fumble rates simply because fumble rates on punt returns and kickoff returns are much higher than on regular plays. (A study from Football Perspective suggests that the fumble rate on kickoff returns is 3.1%, while the fumble rate on punt returns is 3.5%. Another study, conducted by Advanced Football Analytics and covering a similar period, suggests that the fumble rate on all run and pass plays is 1.67%.)

      Which means that Welker would have had 3.937 fumbles as a returner (spookily close his actual number of four), but on pass plays by average he should have had 11.523 fumbles on his other plays – he had half that. That difference is hard to explain, but one possible explanation is certainly that the punts would have been done with the opponent’s ball, while the offense was done with a deflated ball, which it’s been demonstrated that the Patriots use. By all logic, a team that plays half their games outside a dome, several a year in inclement weather should actually turn the ball over more than a team that plays in a climate controlled dome. The stats simply don’t bear that out. Me? I’m a firm believer in Occam’s Razor, and this is an organization that has cheated in the past and been caught doing it.

    86. 86.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      @NobodySpecial: It’s not MY argument, it’s Daryl Sng. And unlike Sharp, he did correctly parse the data.

      I think it’s hysterical that you cite Welker as your example since Welker’s fumble stats are : With the Patriots – 6. On all other teams – 0.

      Somehow Welker became infinitely better at ball control once he left the Pats!!! What are the Broncos hiding?????

      I demand an investigation.

      (Also, notice how tiny the numbers are anyway- the highest career fumble total is Welker with 6 out of 800+ touches. I challenge any statistician to draw a valid correlation from such a rare event. If you remove one player from the list- Jabar Gaffney – the players fumbled more for the pats than they did for the other teams. Or to quote the linked piece again: “If these players had combined for just four more fumbles over a seven-year span during their Patriots tenure, their overall collective fumble rate be nearly identical to their non-Patriots fumble rate.”)

    87. 87.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      @NobodySpecial:

      All kicks are made with K-balls, which are controlled by the Shield from start to finish.K-balls are more highly pressurized.

      The problem with Sharp’s Analysis (starring Sean Bean, coming to PBS next year- check your local listings) is, then, that he has to go through and adjust every team’s stats, not just the Pats. Punt returners have a high ratio of fumbles/touch on those plays- if you take fumbles on punts out of the equation, other teams might be a lot closer to the Pats.

    88. 88.

      Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

      January 27, 2015 at 4:25 pm

      Also, too, it’s unfair not to adjust the Packers’, Lions’ and Vikings’ numbers for the Peanut Tillman Effect. Twice a year against that guy?!?! Yeah, your fumble numbers are going up.

    89. 89.

      Gavin

      January 27, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      1) Newspaper article summarizing scientists’ findings

      2) Carnegie Mellon (HeadSmart) study

      Read the above 2 pieces all the way through.
      Even Bill Nye didn’t actually do the experiments he’s commenting on.. This shouldn’t be shocking: Nye is a Seahawks fan.

      Gossip has no credibility – this is science, period.

    90. 90.

      marduk

      January 27, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      @NobodySpecial: And a followup: Why Those Statistics About The Patriots’ Fumbles Are Mostly Junk

    91. 91.

      Gavin

      January 27, 2015 at 4:38 pm

      Furthermore, the Pats did not “GET CAUGHT” — the referee is the final arbiter of the rules. The referee agreed with the balls as provided during the game.
      This is no different than the referee calling [or not calling] a cut block, a dangerous hit, etc. There isn’t “coming near to the edge” – either they did, AND YOU CAN PROVE IT, or nothing.

      If you can’t measure it, it didn’t happen.

    92. 92.

      DLew On Roids

      January 27, 2015 at 11:20 pm

      You guys pointing out the Patriots’ fumble rates are onto something! In fact, this doesn’t have to be just fumble-related. In fact, the next time a team goes 15-1 I’ll just assume they were cheating because they were so much better than everyone else.

    93. 93.

      Eric

      January 28, 2015 at 1:17 am

      @marduk:

      Except he didn’t analyze the data correctly. His first article had the Patriots at a 7% differential. Then when astute readers pointed out that he was selecting data that made the Patriots look better, he revised his findings and the Patriots suddenly had a 23% differential.

      Sharp’s study is much more accurate than Sng’s. He already cherrypicked the data, and had to be corrected. He is still using incomplete data, for example, by not including fumble stats for Patriots players *before* they became Patriots.

      He’s just another Pats fan who is devastated to learn that nothing they’ve accomplished since 200 really means anything.

    94. 94.

      marduk

      January 28, 2015 at 8:29 am

      Sharp’s study is much more accurate than Sng’s

      Ignore all the links debunking his analysis. You can just assert that it’s accurate anyway! Problem solved!

    95. 95.

      fubs

      January 28, 2015 at 10:00 am

      Ha ha. NdG admitted he calculated incorrectly.

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