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Go Ospreys!

by Betty Cracker|  February 1, 20154:54 pm| 85 Comments

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Saw this nest-sitter just now when I was running pre-Super Bowl errands.

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It’s an actual “sea-hawk,” I think. Does the sighting of it augur a Seattle victory? I don’t know. I saw people with “Support Our Troops” magnets on their SUVs too, and they’d probably describe themselves as “patriots.”

I’m mostly hoping for a good game. Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    You’re very punny today.

  2. 2.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    We cut back our party big time since the street is still tore up. I decided not to make the small gathering we are having less food centered gig out of respect for a friend who has been battling throat cancer. There is a brand new pizza place around the corner so it seemed like a good opportunity to give them a try and order ahead.

  3. 3.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    Yay!!! Really cool, Betty.

    On our way into Seattle to Middle Kid’s house for the big party. Everybody has been wearing t-shirts honoring various players for the past two weeks, and I mean everybody. It’s amusing to see which player each person is “wearing”, like the woman in her 80s with a Beastmode shirt.

  4. 4.

    Arclite

    February 1, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    Funny Superbowl comic over at Foxtrot.

    I’m gonna go Pats 21-20 over ‘Hawks.

  5. 5.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    @raven: you’re a good friend.

  6. 6.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    @Arclite: I love that comic strip.

  7. 7.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    Oh, and SEA! HAWKS!

  8. 8.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    @opiejeanne: I’m second guessing myself like mad but it’s too late to do anything about it now. He’ll probably show up and tell me he’s been Gumbo Jonesing.

  9. 9.

    schrodinger's cat

    February 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    Enough with the birds, thread needs kitteh, especially the one that stands up to the Austerity Cat.

  10. 10.

    schrodinger's cat

    February 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    I don’t even understand football but I am rooting for the Pats! Since I is a New England kitteh.

  11. 11.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    @raven: Do you have any in the freezer you could thaw if necessary? Or something else that might work in a pinch?

    I’ve got chilli simmering on the stove and will make guac later. I always have chips and guac and queso for Superb Owl.

    The president had Savannah Guthrie try the White House’s Honey Ale. He said the honey was from Michelle’s garden. He said its been getting good reviews.

  12. 12.

    Lee Rudolph

    February 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    Maybe your sea-hawk summers up our way (south-facing coast of MA), where the osprey population has been built back up (with the help of similar nesting platforms) from a DDT-era bare handful. On the other hand, a few of them have been fitted with GPSs, and those seem to prefer wintering in Cuba to doing so in your neck of the woods. Definitely not patriots, right?

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: “learnt” ?

  14. 14.

    Elie

    February 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    Beautiful birds! Also, very amazing… used to have some cool videos of them fishing.. pretty damned amazing…

  15. 15.

    Mike J

    February 1, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    Seahawk over the sound.

    Osprey on the Bonnie Dick

  16. 16.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    @Violet: We’re cool, I went a head with two large pizza’s and we have a bunch of pita chips, hummus and chips and salsa. I just usually go all out with “theme” kinda stuff but neither of these teams really lend themselves to that very well unless you count the “whoppee pies” my bride made the last time the Pats played.

  17. 17.

    Davebo

    February 1, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5meLgJw6Po

    Classic

  18. 18.

    satby

    February 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    Blowing snow, blizzard conditions, and drifts have put a huge damper on my area. I don’t think I’ve seen 10 cars drive by all day. And I’m annoyed with myself for not getting my snowshoes out of my yard shed because I assumed this winter storm warning would result in as little snow as the other ones this year have. I was wrong, but I’ll be snowshoeing tomorrow (can’t go today alone in a blizzard. Even I’m not that nuts)!

  19. 19.

    Mike J

    February 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    @Arclite:

    Funny Superbowl comic over at Foxtrot.

    I’m wearing my acid green football scarf. Originally purchased for Sounders fandom, but the silly people play football in the summer. It works fine for the Seahawks.

  20. 20.

    schrodinger's cat

    February 1, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    @Corner Stone: I don’t know, I prefer it to learned.

  21. 21.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    @raven: I’d go with smoked salmon for Seattle. And some coffee.

  22. 22.

    Mike J

    February 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    @raven:

    I just usually go all out with “theme” kinda stuff but neither of these teams really lend themselves to that

    Corn chips with smoked salmon & bbq sauce.

  23. 23.

    schrodinger's cat

    February 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    @raven: Whoopee pies are disgustingly sweet.

    ETA: How about clam chowder?

  24. 24.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    @Violet: Yea, that ship sailed, we’ll have to muddle through. The important thing is that he feels well enough to come out. It’s been a while since anyone has seen him and we’re all hoping for the best. The party line is that the prognosis for a cure for this kind of cancer is good even though the treatment sucks. Finger crossed.

  25. 25.

    Yatsuno

    February 1, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    @opiejeanne: GO SEAHACKS!!!

    I’ve been talking smack at various points on the Interwebs. It’s been fun.

  26. 26.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: We didn’t even give it a thought since I do the main course and declared no food focus.

  27. 27.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    @raven: Yeah, it’s great that he’s able to come over. You’ve had a rough patch with several friends with cancer, haven’t you?

  28. 28.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    A nice, traditional alternative spelling to “learned.” Also dreamt, leapt, spilt, wept, and burnt. And spelt, for that matter.

    Edit: http://musicofyesterday.com/sheet-music-i/dreamt-dwelt-marble-halls/

  29. 29.

    raven

    February 1, 2015 at 5:27 pm

    @Violet: Yea, very close friend died in the fall as well. I guess it’s our age.

  30. 30.

    schrodinger's cat

    February 1, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    @<a href="#@Corner Stone: comment-5242897″>SiubhanDuinne: Thanks, learned is simple past, while learnt is past participle.

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Well, since you lived through the Depression Era, I guess I’ll have to take this as authoritative.

  32. 32.

    lamh36

    February 1, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    I have absolutely no interest in Superbowl at all. But I do like to watch the half-time show.

    Not this year, I can’t be the only one who thing Katy Perry’s half-time show will be boring as fuq

  33. 33.

    muddy

    February 1, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I am having smelts for supper.

  34. 34.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    Seattle is a relatively small city, 600,000. 30,000 showed up for the fan day (yesterday ?)

  35. 35.

    muddy

    February 1, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    @Corner Stone: This is news to me.

  36. 36.

    Mike J

    February 1, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    @opiejeanne: 4,000,000+ in the metro area.

  37. 37.

    lamh36

    February 1, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    ‏@@anamariecox 1m1 minute ago
    What a complete dick. RT @AntDeRosa: Goodell refused an interview request from NBC. He had this to say about Lynch ..

    https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/562015776010678272

    Check out link, but bascially Lynch has to speak to media cause he works in NFL, and Goddell who’s also in NFL doesn’t because….

    He’s a dick!

  38. 38.

    JordanRules

    February 1, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    @lamh36: She’s bringing out Missy and Lenny. I think it’ll be fun.

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I’m not aware of that distinction. Was always taught that they are valid alternative spellings for both simple past and past participle (although the -t ending is more common in British English, whilst the -ed is more common in American English).

  40. 40.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    @lamh36:

    I can’t be the only one who thing Katy Perry’s half-time show will be boring as fuq

    I saw a recent documentary that said that Kim Jong Un is a big fan, so he’ll probably be watching.

  41. 41.

    The Dangerman

    February 1, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    Dallas needed a miracle (and a bullshit call) to get beyond Detroit…

    …followed by Dallas getting screwed by the rules in Green Bay…

    …followed by Green Bay hacking up one of the top chokes in recent NFL history versus the Seahawks.

    Belichick is a cheat and a bit of a dick.

    Carroll is a dick and a bit of a cheat.

    Since a meteor is out, I’ll root for Seattle but my pick is New England.

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    @muddy:

    Ha ha! As long as you’re not having smelleds.

    @muddy:

    Refers back to one of yesterday’s threads in which CS suggested that, as a self-described Old, I should be able to share first-hand knowledge of domestic abuse issues during the Great Depression.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Me too.

  44. 44.

    BruceFromOhio

    February 1, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    @Violet:

    The president had Savannah Guthrie try the White House’s Honey Ale. He said the honey was from Michelle’s garden. He said its been getting good reviews.

    That was nice segment. I liked how she tried the ‘gotcha’ and he wasn’t playing that.

    “Biden or Clinton?”
    “I love them both!”

  45. 45.

    Mike J

    February 1, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    @lamh36: Via slacktivist:

    “Katy Perry will be doing the halftime and it will be complete maximum evil,” said Christian-brand radio host Jan Markell. Markell also claims that Perry “said she sold her soul to the devil,” apparently not picking up on the fact that Perry said that as a way of making fun of sanctimonious frauds like Jan Markell.

    She used to do religious music (and even released an album) but for some reason the christian supremacists don’t like her the way they do people who claim to be christians while starting wars and torturing people.

    Her music isn’t my cuppa, but she seems to have a sense of humor about what she does.

  46. 46.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I’m afraid that is incorrect. Another Holocene Human rudely asked you that, since you were a self-described old, shouldn’t you be able to authoritatively speak to women suffering domestic violence issues in silence during the Depression Era?
    That was definitely not my contention, as I called that rudeness out.

  47. 47.

    muddy

    February 1, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: No, these are nice and fresh, just came out from under the ice this morning.

    Ah, it was a call-back. I haven’t kept up in here, been recovering from the seasonal job still.

  48. 48.

    muddy

    February 1, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    @Corner Stone: Good for you, always trying to be nice.

  49. 49.

    BruceFromOhio

    February 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    @The Dangerman: Made the call awhile ago, thinking that if Seattle’s D can just Bronco-fy the Pats, I’ll be all wet on this one.

  50. 50.

    JPL

    February 1, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    When we lived in TX and the Pats played the Bears, I had a party and made clam chowder. (NE clam chowder with fresh clams) It was unfortunate because that was the most boring game ever.
    During a blizzard while in high school up in MA, friends came over and we made whoopie pies. They really are sweet but somehow during a snow storm, it seemed okay.

  51. 51.

    Mnemosyne (iPad Mini)

    February 1, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    I’m Tivoing the Kitten Bowl, but that’s about the extent of my participation in Superb Owl Sunday. I lean towards the Seahawks since I’m on the West Coast and Richard Sherman is a local (so Cal) guy.

  52. 52.

    Betty Cracker

    February 1, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    @lamh36: I’m expecting a snooze-fest at halftime too. Never got the whole Katy Perry thing.

  53. 53.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    @muddy: That’s an interesting take. Thanks!

  54. 54.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 1, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    My deep apologies, you are quite correct. Being so old, I don’t always remember things as accurately as I once did.

  55. 55.

    muddy

    February 1, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    @Corner Stone: You’re very welcome.

  56. 56.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Yeah, it was a way tamer pre-Super Bowl presidential interview than the stupid Bill O’Reilly one last year.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    Is 6:30 the kickoff, or do we have to sit through another 30 minutes of coin tosses and intros?

  58. 58.

    Betty Cracker

    February 1, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    I don’t follow NASCAR. Why is Junior saying it’s the last chance to experience the Daytona 500 “as you always knew it”? Moving to a new place?

  59. 59.

    RobertDSC (Quad Intel Mac)

    February 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    Just hoping for a Pats win.

  60. 60.

    Betty Cracker

    February 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    @Violet: I’ve got the White House honey ale on deck for my next home brew project!

  61. 61.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    @Baud: Supposed to be at 6:30 ET.

  62. 62.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    @Violet:

    Thanks.

    I’ve noticed this year’s newsworthy “thing” is talking about how much people eat during the Super Bowl. Who decides this stuff?

  63. 63.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Savannah barely sipped and and didn’t say anything about it. Seemed a little rude not to mention it. The president kept talking about it and she basically ignored it.

  64. 64.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    @Baud: Here’s a link to the Super Bowl schedule so you can figure out when halftime is or whatever.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    @Violet:

    That’s helpful. Thanks.

  66. 66.

    JPL

    February 1, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    @Violet: Waste of a good beer.

  67. 67.

    Baud

    February 1, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    Shouldn’t the team have come out to Katy Perry songs?

  68. 68.

    Villago Delenda Est

    February 1, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    @Violet: Wasn’t that one supposed to be followed up (this is BillO himself saying this) by some absolutely amazing revelations that would shock the entire country?

    That never came?

    Boiling O’Reilly in oil would be too humane.

  69. 69.

    Violet

    February 1, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    I love Idina Menzel’s voice.

  70. 70.

    Betty Cracker

    February 1, 2015 at 6:22 pm

    Survey: Which quarterback is most handsome? This is definitely the hawt-est QB matchup I can ever recall.

  71. 71.

    Elizabelle

    February 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    Glad to see Richard Sherman there. I like him.

  72. 72.

    JPL

    February 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    Fear the hoodie!

    https://twitter.com/mfaboston

    If you page down, they have a wonderful montage of art with hoodies.

  73. 73.

    Elizabelle

    February 1, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Took a good long walk through our Northern VA woods this afternoon. Did not see any owls, but maybe they saw me.

  74. 74.

    JPL

    February 1, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker: After the Green Bay game when Wilson said god wanted him to win, I cringed. I know twenty-five to twenty-seven percent believe that god picks winners, but I’m uncomfortable with that philosophy.

  75. 75.

    Elizabelle

    February 1, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    Gentlemen, start your engines.

  76. 76.

    ThresherK

    February 1, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    Well they just had the coin toss, and it was tails.

    There goes my 17-bet parlay. “I have the worst fking gambling advisors”.

  77. 77.

    The Dangerman

    February 1, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    @JPL:

    After the Green Bay game when Wilson said god wanted him to win, I cringed.

    Wilson was probably concussed by a vicious blindside hit by Clay Matthews; I’ll cut him some slack.

  78. 78.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Wilson was probably concussed by a vicious blindside hit by Clay Matthews; I’ll cut him some slack.

    I honestly believe he was concussed, and have no idea how he finished that game.

    Or should I say, concusst.

  79. 79.

    Elizabelle

    February 1, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    Cole Super Bowl thread up.

    Now with moar puppy footage.

  80. 80.

    The Dangerman

    February 1, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    …and have no idea how he finished that game.

    I have no idea how he passed the concussion test (or if one was given).

  81. 81.

    PurpleGirl

    February 1, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Watched Kitten Bowl and am now watching Puppy Bowl. The taco casarole is in the oven.

    Not sure what to watch on TV this evening.

  82. 82.

    Corner Stone

    February 1, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    (or if one was given).

    He didn’t and they didn’t. Sideline reporter Erin Andrews said during the game that the Seahawk medical staff talked with RW for 2 seconds and said he was fine.
    Which, as I said at the time, means they didn’t dare give him the protocol because they were scared shitless they would have to take him out of the game.

  83. 83.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    @Mike J: I thought the metro area was smaller, but the city itself is smallish.

  84. 84.

    opiejeanne

    February 1, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    @Mike J: 3,000,000 according to Wikipedia. The whole state is only 7.

  85. 85.

    JustRuss

    February 1, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    Are “Support Our Troops” magnets still a thing? Haven’t seen one since everyone with half a brain figured out that Iraq was a cluster. But then I’m not in Florida. We do however have ospreys, which are quite cool.

    Anyone else having problems with the BJ site on Chrome on a Mac? Slow as molasses. Works fine on Safari.

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