Hey all this isn't the real George rr Martin and his tweets are almost tweet of God level bad pic.twitter.com/hiJuYxiYOe
— WARNING: Ed Zitron (@edzitron) February 3, 2015
Monday’s Washington Post article on Rep. Aaron Schock’s new Downton-themed office appeared in the Style section, but Tuesday’s update was relegated to the gossip column:
… Because it is a day ending in ây,â Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) wasted little time asking the Office of Congressional Ethics to investigate whether Schock (R-Ill.) broke House rules by accepting professional interior design work for free. House Ethics rules prohibit lawmakers from accepting free âgifts of services.â…
USA Today politics editor Paul Singer went through Schockâs public office expenditures from previous years and found heâd spent around $100,000 on office furnishings. Those totals wouldnât include this new renovation if he did use taxpayer dollars to pay for his fancified office.
ETA:
My congressional office always had more of an unintentional Antiques Roadshow kind of decor to it, really.
— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) February 3, 2015
That would be this John Dingell: “Having served for over 59 years, he has the longest uninterrupted Congressional tenure in U.S. history”.
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Apart from quibbling about tastefulness and/or value for money, what’s on the agenda for the remnants of the day?
Mike in NC
I’m Shocked at his bad taste and await wingnuts soon bringing up how it was worse when Hillary Clinton decorated the White House Christmas tree with ornaments made from aborted fetuses (I read the book!).
Another Holocene Human
Oh, this is what they care about, his Napoleon complex office (useless rep, fancy office?), not the way he creeps on naked teens at military academies and shit.
People in the closet about their sexual orientation are the worst kind of creeps that exist because that unconscious motivation keeps oozing out at inappropriate times.
Go shack up with Eric Massa and have some bipartisan “talks”.
Another Holocene Human
It is hard to express the full measure of contempt I am dragging around for Aaron Schock and the dumbclucks who voted for him you guyz!
Another Holocene Human
A ballad for Aaron Schock
Mary G
I could have sworn that the reason why Schock’s office staff was so perturbed that this got out (beyond the obvious “of course he’s gay” and hideous taste issues) is that when he got elected in the 2010 election, he made a huge deal out of sleeping in his office on a cot with a sleeping bag. He was not like the Washington insiders who spent hard-earned taxpayer dollars on themselves. Now everyone knows he is.
But I can’t find anything on Google about it, so maybe I am confusing him with one of the other assholes that arrived then. I did find that one of his campaigns reported spending $2,600 on cuff links!
Another Holocene Human
Somebody exile him to the Island of Misfit Reps with Alan “I’m going to Disney World!” Grayson and the ghosts of misfit reps past, Steve Stockman (TX-primaried) and Steve Southerland (FL-lost in the general).
Oh, and take Ted Yoho with you. You’re going to need a large animal vet on an island (?).
CONGRATULATIONS!
Republicans always say government doesn’t work, and then go and make it so every time.
In other, more responsible societies, this man would be in prison.
Another Holocene Human
@Mary G: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/one-fifth-of-house-freshmen-sleep-in-offices/
Lots of names here including Joe “You Lie!” Walsh, the Deadbeat Dad, but couldn’t find Schock on control-F.
Another Holocene Human
@CONGRATULATIONS!: Yeah, when UK MPs were spending oodles of unaudited taxpayer money on themselves it was a big scandal.
lolbrits
Amir Khalid
It looks like we will definitely not have Andrew Sullivan to kick around anymore: He’s not just quitting the blogging scene, but also putting The Dish away for keeps on Friday. He figures his staff cannot hope to carry on without him, the main attraction. (I rather suspect he’s selling them a bit short.)
Mandalay
@Mary G: As far as having done anything illegal goes, those cuff links you found look like a far more promising line of attack than his tacky office.
Didn’t Jesse Jackson Jr go to jail for paying for expensive personal crap from his campaign fund?
burnspbesq
Halftime score Bolton Wanderers 0, Liverpool 0.
Amir sweating bullets.
Amir Khalid
@burnspbesq:
No, not really.
Mandalay
@Amir Khalid:
I just searched in vain for the word “refund” on his web site. I suppose he’s too distraught, and mentally drained, to repay the suckers who just forked up for a year’s subscription.
Mike in NC
@Amir Khalid: I’m sitting here in my enclave on the coast, getting a little misty-eyed about Mr. Sullivan’s impending swansong. Oh, wait. I’m not.
danielx
But does Schock’s office have an $8,000 wastebasket like the office of John Thain, late of the late Merrill Lynch?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Amir Khalid
@Mandalay:
I figure none of them will really miss the twenty bucks.
Arthur
I’m finishing a pot of my chicken and rice soup for my 16 yo daughter who was diagnosed yesterday with Mono…it’s a recurrence as she had it in 6th grade.
Poor, girl. Lethargic, sore neck, sore belly…her throat hurts so much she has to brace herself to swallow. On top of that, she has a sinus infection. Fever broke last night, but blood tests show elevated liver enzymes. She is having an ultrasound tomorrow AM (liver and spleen), another blood draw Friday, and follow up check Monday morning.
The Mrs. is out of town for work, and I feel helpless. Just doing my best to make her comfortable. Raided Kroger’s freezer last night and brought home a couple of different types of popsicles. Thank the FSM for the internet as all of her teachers have sent homework assignments via email.
Hal
How do you manage to procure that much money for office renovations? Especially when your job is dependent on being re-elected every 2 years.
Amir Khalid
Bolton 1-0 Liverpool.
Okay, now I’m sweating bullets.
burnspbesq
Splash! And a thoroughly unjustified penalty for Bolton. Which they convert.
jl
This is the guy with the weird $$$McWhorehouse red office interior decoration?
How did he or his staff figure he could keep what his office looks like secret? Am I missing something? If not, the guy is stupid.
Peale
Sure, its a little weird to be obsessed with the style of Edwardian England based on a TV show. But has anyone mentioned the cash Steve Scalise is shelling out for his cosplay chamber of horrors? No one dares mention that he makes his legislative assistant dress like Sailor Jupiter?
Betty Cracker
@Mike in NC:
LOL — literally!
@Arthur: What a good dad you are!
Amir Khalid
@jl:
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Don’t lobbyists and other Congresspeople drop by? Don’t his constituents come to see him?
CONGRATULATIONS!
@jl: He seems to have been keeping a lot of things secret.
I don’t think you’re missing anything. Just another Congressional psychopath who’s going to take all the money from the rubes who elected him while voting in legislation that will keep them all poor and stupid for decades.
burnspbesq
Sturridge on. Rodgers plays his last card.
Iowa Old Lady
@Arthur: Hope she’s better soon. She’s lucky to get your TLC.
ranchandsyrup
Was sick on sunday (SB) and Monday (anniversary) so I’m takin’ the wifey out for a quick dinner and to pitch some woo to make up for Monday.
Amir Khalid
@burnspbesq:
Do you happen to know if Zach Clough is one of those Cloughs?
Larv
@Peale:
I don’t think they wanted to keep it secret, at least not from people in DC who might actually see it. What they didn’t want was an article specifically about it, especially one that mentioned that he has an interior decorator or that it was inspired by Downton Abbey. That would just feed the rumors about Schock’s sexuality (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Nobody in DC that might drop by particularly cares, but his handlers don’t like those sorts of things getting back to his home constituency in rural Indiana, who might not be as understanding.
Arthur
@Iowa Old Lady: Thanks!
I was the SAH parent until the kids “got too big to cuddle” and went back to school for a diploma and teacher certification; this year I am substitute teaching…super convenient right now.
SiubhanDuinne
@Another Holocene Human:
Joe Walsh was indeed the “deadbeat dad,” but it was actually Joe Wilson who yelled “You lie!” during President Obama’s address to Congress on health care (not the SOTU as most memes have it).
/ Tiresome Pedant
Violet
@jl: It’s a terrible color and would be brutal for those who work in it. I’m sure the Congressman only has office hours every so often. His staff has work work there all the time.
kc
We hate Tweet of God now?
burnspbesq
@Amir Khalid:
AFAIK, he is not.
Superb equalizer.
Amir Khalid
An equaliser from Raheem for Liverpool! Now I’m only sweating sweat droplets.
jl
@Larv:
” Nobody in DC that might drop by particularly cares, but his handlers donât like those sorts of things getting back to his home constituency in rural Indiana, who might not be as understanding. ”
If they thought that a austerity talking GOPer who spends $$$ on some weird-ass McWhorehouse red, Regency-debauched Dumpy Abbey deluxe pompous-ass office secret, then i think they are as dumb as rocks.
burnspbesq
As an American, I am extremely pleased that Raheem Sterling chose to play for England instead of Jamaica.
Amir Khalid
ALL RIGHT!! Bolton 1-2 Liverpool! We’re going on to the next round!
WereBear
@Amir Khalid: I must say that strikes me as incredibly selfish, insecure, and assholish of him.
But I expect no less.
burnspbesq
Bullet. Dodged.
OzarkHillbilly
@WereBear: I rather suspect they’ll be just fine. I can hear the interview now:
“What are your qualifications?”
“I put up with Andrew Sullivan for years.”
“You’ll do anything for a buck, won’t you? You’re hired.”
Roger Moore
@Amir Khalid:
There’s probably some justice to that. It’s not just that the main attraction is quitting. It’s also that the better members of his staff are likely to see this as a logical time to go job hunting. If they’re good enough to keep his blog afloat, they can probably do better as a primary blogger under their own byline rather than sticking with The Dish.
Mike J
Feb 4, 1999, police fired 41 shots at Amadou Diallo.
Roger Moore
@Hal:
The point of an ethics investigation is to answer that kind of question.
Buddy H
@Arthur: Sounds like you’re handling things very well. Lots of dads would be overwhelmed. You’re making chicken soup, getting popsicles. Best wishes to you.
Amir Khalid
@Violet:
What we’ve seen of the office suggests that it doesn’t give off a very Congress-y vibe. Don’t Representatives typically go for personal and local memorabilia in a sober, vaguely patriotic atmosphere?
jeffreyw
Bah, Mrs J talked me into a remodel in the bathroom. They’re here now.
Jeffro
Walker picking up steam: http://www.salon.com/2015/02/04/its_time_to_call_scott_walker_a_2016_frontrunner/
Roger Moore
@Peale:
It could be worse; he could make her dress like one of the Sailor Starlights.
Buddy H
@Jeffro: Walker/Rubio 2016 And if they win, down the drain we’ll go…
Mandalay
Nobody could have predicted…
srv
It’s really sad that you people can’t reach out or support a guy like Schock who enjoys the liberal PBS just like you.
This just shows again that there are no bridges to liberal fascism.
trollhattan
Thank you, Republicans, for making this possible.
About dang time.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
That may not be a real George RR Martin tweet, but I bet he wishes he’d thought of it first.
raven
@jeffreyw: They finished our driveway today!
jeffreyw
@raven: Yay! Looks good.
srv
Dave Frumsplains Bush-lite has a true heir:
Mike in NC
I look forward to when the Koch brothers finish buying up all three branches of the federal government, then start renaming things around DC to honor themselves like some debauched Roman emperor.
Reagan-Koch International Airport, the Koch Center for the Performing Arts, Koch Cathedral, etc.
trollhattan
@Mandalay:
Ninety-five? They couldn’t contain/run away from a 95-year old man until it was his nap time? Was their shift ending?
trollhattan
@Mike in NC:
I think that will be the Reagan Kochthedral.
Violet
@Jeffro: It’s awfully early to be the frontrunner.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@trollhattan:
I’m guessing that, as is the case with many cops, the fuckwad didn’t realize that “non-lethal” is short for “non-lethal for most healthy adults between the ages of 18 and 55 with no underlying health conditions.” What kind of idiot thinks you can fire any kind of projectile at a 95-year-old man without seriously injuring him?
Calouste
@Mandalay:
One beanbag round at 5-6 feet is probably enough to kill a 95-year old. Who could have been safely disarmed by anyone with a minimum of judo training or something like that.
Karen in GA
@raven: Very nice. Congratulations!
catclub
@Roger Moore:
The point of controlling the Ethics committee is to only ask it if you know and like the answer.
CONGRATULATIONS!
@trollhattan: I hope it passes but, sadly, Brown will likely veto it. He’s been very supportive of that brand of lunacy in the past.
Hal
@srv:
Obama radicalized them? Republican voters lost their minds at the sight of a black man in office and went on to vote in the most right wing people they could run for office. Amazing that Frum would put the blame for Republican intransigence on Obama and not on the people the voters put in office.
MomSense
@Amir Khalid:
O/T but that article on The Debunking Handbook you linked to several months ago has been very helpful. My son used it as the subject of a psychology paper and I recently sent it to several friends who are public health officials. They are now using it to change their communications strategies on vaccinations.
I still think it would be a great topic for discussion here. Thanks, again.
Mandalay
@trollhattan:
That sounds good, but it will not necessarily achieve much. Parents currently opting out based on “personal belief” can simply switch to opting out based on “religious belief” without having to be attached to any specific religion.
California, and almost all the other states, should follow the example of Mississippi where opting out is only permitted for medical reasons certified by a doctor.
delk
Since Aaron represents the actual city, I wonder if it will play in Peoria?
Peale
@srv: Jeebus. What the fuck is that? Jeb Bush promises to run the country to the right of his brother. Repeating the same mistake again is “transformative?”
PsiFighter37
Any LA-based Juicers up for a meetup on Friday night? It seems like my HS buddies who are out there won’t be free to meet that night, so I have nothing to do at the present. I know we did one at Golden Road brewing a couple years ago – that was fun!
The Pale Scot
Only on Kindle!
Melanie’s Marvelous Measles
The commenter provided list of other books by the author is great.
KS in MA
@OzarkHillbilly:
LOL
Mike in NC
@Hal: David “Axis of Evil” Frum has probably sent a resume to all 30 Republicans running for president. He gives a bad name to all other shameless hacks.
danielx
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
A Chicago-area police officer, that’s what kind. In fairness, he might not be an idiot – he might have known a beanbag round could be fatal and just not have given a flying fuck.
SiubhanDuinne
@raven:
And the Bohdi approves!
raven
@SiubhanDuinne: He is fairly suspicious of all this activity!
KS in MA
@MomSense:
You mean, this Debunking Handbook? Looks interesting; will read!
http://www.skepticalscience.com/Debunking-Handbook-now-freely-available-download.html
Amir Khalid
@danielx:
In other words, he might have been indifferent to any harm he might cause, rather than unaware of it. Not exactly reassuring.
danielx
@burnspbesq:
No penalty for John Bolton is unjustified.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Amir Khalid
@KS in MA:
Yeah, that’s the one.
Mike E
@Hal: It’s always Obama Obama Obama with
Jan Bradysrv.Amir Khalid
@danielx:
Tsk, tsk. Not John Bolton, Bolton Wanderers FC.
Amir Khalid
Au secours! I am being moderatered! Hilfe mir!
BillinGlendaleCA
@PsiFighter37: As I replied in the other thread, I’m game if not too far from Glendale. Golden Road was fun and about 5 blocks away from me(I walked there last time). I don’t have to try to move my aged car a great distance(it’ll be 30 in Dec.).
MomSense
@KS in MA:
Yes! BBC Future ran several articles on the subject which give a good primer on the subject. Damn but I wish I had read this before my midterm election phone banking.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20141113-the-best-way-to-debunk-myths
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140521-the-best-way-to-win-an-argument
Roger Moore
@danielx:
Also, too, Michael Bolton.
trollhattan
@CONGRATULATIONS!:
Nah, not Jerry 3.0. This Jerry’s like honey badger, he just don’t care. Oh look, he’s biting the head of that cobra.
JPL
@raven: It looks good. In the house I previously lived in, I had the molding painted in the front entrance hall. I have limits on high I will go. Moxie would drop her ball at the bottom of the ladder and couldn’t understand why the painter wouldn’t climb down and play.
danielx
@srv:
Right. Any day now B. Barry Bamz is going to interfere in someone’s end of life decisions and send the DHS nazis to invade a nursing home to carry out his evil designs. Right after he has all the tea partiers sent to FEMA camps and forces them to get gay married. And takes everybody’s guns, of course.
Clearly he’s just like Jeb Bush.
MomSense
@Arthur:
Good on you for taking such good care of your daughter. I always hate when my kiddos are really sick. It is such a helpless feeling. I hope she feels much better soon.
trollhattan
@Mandalay:
IIUC the current California statute lumps religion in, not separately:
Interestingly, the largest local cohort opting out are Pentecostal Russian-speaking immigrants. Don’t tell HODOR! we’re going to infringe on their rights and such.
danielx
@Amir Khalid:
Or alternatively he might have known very well and just wanted to see how the hardware worked. Or he knew and enjoyed it.
Or, again, he might just have been your ordinary idiot.
burnspbesq
@CONGRATULATIONS!:
Governor Moonbeam might have vetoed it. I’m not sure that’s who we have these days. I’ll bet Governor Son of Pat signs it.
JPL
All I want is someone to challenge a person when they said I earned $2.50 cents an hour and did just fine.
Elizabelle
@Amir Khalid: Any word on whether Sully will leave the existing Dish posts up? It would be cool to access the archives. Hate to think all will disappear.
Checking his site now.
BillinGlendaleCA
@trollhattan: Is that the albino cobra that was loose in Thousand Oaks(the area it was loose in was right by my middle school).
trollhattan
@Amir Khalid: @danielx:
There isn’t a chance in Hades their training failed to spell out lethal/non-lethal use. The higher-ups and the weapon manufacturer and their insurance companies want very much to see these gizmos correctly.
Again, a 95-year old man holding the planet’s scariest knife is a threat only to himself if managed correctly. Its just not that hard.
SiubhanDuinne
@raven: Well, I don’t blame him, but he looks pretty mellow in that pic!
BillinGlendaleCA
@burnspbesq: Also the fact that it’s the lead story every night on the local news changes the political calculus a tad bit.
Elizabelle
Incidentally, Professor Krugman is not broken up over Andrew’s impending blog retirement:
Floor Waxes, Dessert Toppings, and Blogging
trollhattan
@BillinGlendaleCA:
Albino Cobra would be a great name for one of those cage fighter dudes!
Mandalay
@trollhattan: Gotcha – you are correct. Since religious beliefs fall under the umbrella of “personal beliefs” in California, that pending legislation would do a lot of good: over 17,000 kids in CA will finally have to get vaccinated.
Mandalay
@danielx:
More likely that he knew a single beanbag round might not be fatal:
How on earth is the best solution for disarming a ninety five year old man with a knife to shoot him five times with beanbags from five to six feet?
gogol's wife
@raven:
I like the fact that it has no snow on it.
MomSense
@raven:
Where’s all the snow??
WereBear
@Elizabelle: I’m with Dr. Krugman. Good riddance!
danielx
A walking, talking argument against inherited wealth.
Also, too, a roaring, screaming, flaming asshole.
danielx
@trollhattan:
Also sounds like a great name for a covert operation of some sort, maybe overthrowing the government of some South American country, say Venezuela…
Good times.
Mandalay
Another public figure caught lying his vile ass off:
It looks like Geraldo’s fog of war was contagious.
Morzer
@danielx:
Isn’t that Lindsey Graham’s nom-de-plume on Chaturbate?
Woodrowfan
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): George RR Marin can’t tweet, he’d kill all 144 characters.. (not my joke but I like it)
Baud
@Mandalay: I used to like Brian Williams. He seems to have gotten smarmier with age. Maybe he’s following the Browkow model.
Mandalay
@Baud: Being smarmy is one thing, but this was an especially offensive self-serving lie.
I think it should end his career, but unfortunately it probably won’t.
trollhattan
@Morzer:
I think it’s his safe word. “Ah say-id, ‘Al-bah-no co-brah!‘”
PsiFighter37
@BillinGlendaleCA: Haven’t really gotten any other responses, which seems to imply that there aren’t many others who are interested… :(
Villago Delenda Est
@Hal: My thought exactly.
Obama is divisive, because he’s blah. That’s what it amounts to, but you’ll never get a hack like Frum to admit to it, because, he’s a hack.
Villago Delenda Est
@danielx: If you’re going to go after egregious entitlements, Conrad Hilton the Current is your star exhibit in doing so.
Villago Delenda Est
@Roger Moore: Michael Bolton the singer, not Michael Bolton the poor guy with the same name in the office.
Roger Moore
@Mandalay:
It would be good if lying were enough to get you fired from today’s media, bu all evidence suggests it is not.
cckids
@Mandalay:
Bet you never thought you’d write those words. (Though I agree in this case)
Jeffro
@trollhattan: Stuck in my head for all eternity, thanks.
Another Holocene Human
@Roger Moore: It’s sad nobody here recognizes a great Sailor Moon reference. I do remember those Starlights cosplays at cons and, um, well … I understand there was something called Kekko Kamen that was even more clothing optional but that was just a little before my time.
Did StarS ever even get broadcast in the US? US and Japanese cartoons always have had this disconnect about “age appropriateness” whatever that is because, sure, let’s say two characters always shown with cherry blossom petals and love bubbles when on screen together are “cousins”. And rice balls and soy sauce are so furrin, call them chicken nuggets and ketchup. Black … ketchup. Yup, that’s the ticket.
And make those male characters female! Otherwise it looks gay! Nobody can tell the difference, all Asians look alike, amirite?
Sailor Moon was a great education.
Another Holocene Human
@SiubhanDuinne: You are correct, damn.
Another Holocene Human
So many pieces of shit in Congress, so little time.
Another Holocene Human
@Larv: What rumors about his sexuality? Aaron Schock creeps on guys. Case closed.
His office just speaks to his priorities, and it doesn’t sound like his constituents (lol, how much money did they donate to his campaign? like they count) rate all that highly.