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Eat Yer Veggies

by Betty Cracker|  March 5, 20157:54 pm| 108 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Ruviana

    March 5, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    Lots prettier than lima beans!

  2. 2.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    I roasted root veggies last night. Now I’m working on Lil Bit’s swollen eyelid.

  3. 3.

    Botsplainer

    March 5, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    @raven:

    I’m sure you’re getting a ton of cooperation.

  4. 4.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    The dog and I tried to go for a walk but it was bitter cold and the road was so slippery that we were slip sliding the whole time.

  5. 5.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    @Botsplainer: She’s so good and I’ve given her meds in her eyes every day, twice a day for 7 years so it’s no biggie.

  6. 6.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    WESTAMPTON, N.J. — A man who leaned over a plate of sizzling fajitas to pray can’t sue a Westampton restaurant because the dish burned him, an appellate court ruled Wednesday.

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    March 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Just wondering how commenter askew is going to be able to turn the color of those carrots into somehow being Hillary’s fault. And further proclaiming that the Obama WH, who had her onboard for four years mind you, now has to clean up her mess that the color enabled veggies caused.

  8. 8.

    WereBear

    March 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Now I’m craving borscht. That’s not easy to get where I live now.

    And no, I can’t make it myself. I’m not good enough at it yet.

  9. 9.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    They now sell multi-colored baby carrots. I bought a pack but haven’t tried them yet.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    March 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    @raven:

    God, however, is still liable.

  11. 11.

    Violet

    March 5, 2015 at 8:04 pm

    @raven: I’m roasting veggies tonight. It’s cold here. Going to be in the 20’s, which for March here is ridiculous. I covered all the tomato seedlings tonight and just hope the freeze isn’t as bad as they say and the snow peas and sugar snaps make it through. I harvested a ton of those yesterday. Worried about the Swiss chard too but there’s only so much I can cover.

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    March 5, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    @Violet:

    It’s cold here. Going to be in the 20’s, which for March here is ridiculous.

    You north of The Woodlands?

  13. 13.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    Also, in honor of what the end of the last food thread turned into:

    Giant Pacific Octopus cam (from the Seattle Aquarium):

    http://www.seattleaquarium.org/octopus-cam

  14. 14.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    @Violet: It was 67 when we walked the dogs at 6:30 am. It’s 40 now and going down to 32 by dawn.

  15. 15.

    beltane

    March 5, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Beets got a bad rap in the previous food thread. They are delicious with a dash of vinegar and a pinch of sugar.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    @raven: A teabag is really good for drawing out a stye (sp?). Do you have any chamomile tea? That’s what the dermatologist had me try first when I had something crazy going on with my eye.

  17. 17.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    @WaterGirl: What would I do with the teabag
    , soak it I assume? Given the serious problems with her eyes my inclination is to go with the meds I already put in it and take her in in the morning if she’s not better.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    @Baud: and obama!

  19. 19.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    Oregon octopus cam — it’s out now!

    http://hmsc.oregonstate.edu/visitor-center/exhibits/octocam

  20. 20.

    Violet

    March 5, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    @raven: It is so damn cold. Front blew in last night and the wind blew something fierce. I heard this huge THUMP! around 11:30 p.m. Figured a branch might have fallen but it didn’t seem to hit the house so I didn’t get out of bed. This morning I see that one of the compost bins (mostly empty) had been picked up by the wind, blown all the way across the yard and taken out one of the tomato seedling cloches along the way. Pretty impressive. The thump must have been when it hit the fence or even the house.

  21. 21.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    @WaterGirl: She gets this daily:

    What is Neo-Poly-Dex Ophthalmic?
    This prescription eye medication treats bacterial infections of the eyes and eyelids in multiple species including dogs and cats. It contains neomycin, polymixin B, and the corticosteroid, dexamethasone.

    Neo-Poly-Dex Ophthalmic is used in multiple species, including dogs and cats.

    What are the benefits?
    * Prescription medication for bacterial infections of the eyes and eyelids
    * Antibiotic combination of neomycin and polymixin B
    * Contains the corticosteroid, dexamethasone to also treat inflammation

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    @MomSense: I did the splits (literally) stepping out the door onto the ice covered deck a couple of days ago, so no walks for us until the streets clear up.

    I am treating my (slightly) pulled muscles with hot chocolate and RunChata. I had to take advil with it for the first couple of days, but now I’m just down to the RumChata and hot chocolate.

    edit: forgot to ask… hows your crazy girl? (kitty in lap, no caps)

  23. 23.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    @Violet: Big Blow comin.

  24. 24.

    WereBear

    March 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    FERAL CAT ALERT!

    I know we have Juicers who take care of feral colonies. I got a KatKabin for review thinking I could easily find someone who needed it for their colony, locally. But apparently the local folks have been doing too good a job :)

    So if you are one of these lovely people who could use a Kat Kabin to help your flock, and are willing to take pictures and evaluate it for me as a review/post on my cat blog, please let me know?

    You can reach me with my contact form.

  25. 25.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    @raven: Yeah, just get the teabag wet with really hot water. But you’re right, with her history, don’t take the chance. But who knows, it may come in handy some other time for you or the pups.

  26. 26.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    Just got back from the vet. Breathing a sigh of relief that the mass on Missy‘s belly is not cancer. Just an infection.

    Great day.

  27. 27.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    @efgoldman: I am very lucky, I have always been pretty flexible. And I’m a good healer. A good combination for someone like me who often doesn’t look down when she’s walking.

  28. 28.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yea, the google reveals it as a common remedy!

  29. 29.

    David Koch

    March 5, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Great diary on the liberal Daily Kos recommend list:

    I am Not Ready for Hillary

    I really hope that Hillary Clinton, by some mercy bestowed upon us by an act of Fate or whatever, decides not to run for president. I know, I know, you’ve been ready since 2008, just seizing with excitement to continue the Clinton dynasty. Don’t get me wrong, she has name recognition and experience, and it’s long time that a woman commanded the Oval Office. We must ask ourselves, however, should it be this woman?

    Clinton has a long track record in politics and business. Her earliest political escapades were in support of Republican presidential candidate Barry Goldwater, and as president of her chapter of College Republicans. Apparently moved by the Civil Rights movement, she decided to leave the Republican Party, according to PBS. She worked as attorney at Rose Law Firm, which represented large corporate clients such as Wal*Mart and currently represents large firms such as U.S. Bank and Bank of America. Hillary was, in fact, the first female member of Wal*Mart’s board of directors.

    As a United States Senator, Clinton voted to authorize the war with Iraq as part of the “War on Terror.” She voted for the U.S.A. PATRIOT ACT. Clinton is tough on crime and favors the “death penalty, welfare restrictions, and a balanced budget.” As Secretary of State, Clinton was even more of a hawk than Obama.

    She’s also really wealthy and is totally fine with giving speeches to Wall Street Banks for $200,000:

    I just don’t buy the idea that Hillary Clinton would be good for America’s working poor, middle class, or communities of color. That’s why I’m rooting for Elizabeth Warren to change her mind, or for Bernie to announce his bid as a Democrat.

    The person who wrote this makes a great case. You should read the entire indictment.

  30. 30.

    Violet

    March 5, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    @raven: Probably the same front. We’re a day ahead of you.

  31. 31.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Yay

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    @WereBear: I think MomSense works with feral cats.

    @TaMara (BHF): What a relief! That is a great day.

  33. 33.

    Lizzy L

    March 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    It’s another sunny day in Paradise in the San Francisco Bay area, except that we have no water and we’re all doomed.

    The weather weenies are actually predicting rain for next week. Yeah, right. Too late, it won’t increase the snowpack, in fact, it’ll melt it early. DOOMED.

  34. 34.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    @efgoldman: There should be pictures of this grandbaby. You’ll have to remind us in June to watch. Local woman just won a big chunk of money on the show.

  35. 35.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    And if California slides into the ocean
    Like the mystics and statistics say it will
    I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill

    Don’t the sun look angry through the trees
    Don’t the trees look like crucified thieves
    Don’t you feel like desperadoes under the eaves
    Heaven help the one who leaves

  36. 36.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 5, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    @efgoldman: You got nearly that much snow at home, too. Minus the paralysis.

  37. 37.

    Roger Moore

    March 5, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone):

    They now sell multi-colored baby carrots.

    Are they actually baby carrots? Most of the things that people call baby carrots are actually “baby cut” carrots, i.e. full sized or even oversized carrots that have been cut into bite sized pieces. The baby cut carrots are a terrible idea, since the cutting removes the skin and lets them either dry out or get slimy, depending on whether their packaging allows them to breathe or not.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    March 5, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    @David Koch:

    Is this snarky you or sincere you?

  39. 39.

    Violet

    March 5, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Great news!

  40. 40.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 5, 2015 at 8:24 pm

    @raven:

    Not forgetting that it was 73° yesterday.

  41. 41.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Not forgetting that it has now been a month since the work on the sewer was done and it has not been dry nor warm enough to finish the asphalt.

  42. 42.

    WereBear

    March 5, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Yay!

  43. 43.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 5, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    @efgoldman: Wait. Jeopardy?

  44. 44.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 5, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    Nice veggies! Home late, leftover chicken paprikash with a nice shiraz, courtesy of MrsFromOhio, now time to hit the dvr while the thermometer heads once again for single digits. I kidded with the FromOhio clan that we should go get a christmas tree and pretend its 12/20. We are all crabby and prone to playing on the mood swings from the cabin fever. Fer Gaia’s sake, its MARCH, Gaia dammit.

    The Reds open in 31 days, the Tribe in 35, the Pirates in 38. There’s still two feet of snow on the front forty. This is not an appropriate set of circumstances.

    At least it was sunny today.

    @efgoldman: Glad they are back in the neighborhood safely, although LA probably would be nice right about now.

  45. 45.

    WereBear

    March 5, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thanks for info. I’ll post again when I see her.

  46. 46.

    raven

    March 5, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: I had a buddy, long time dead, that was a crazy Jeopardy savant. He’d sit at the bar and just smoke it day in and day out. Of course. the booze killed him.

  47. 47.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    @Roger Moore: I’m sorry to hear that. Ignorance is bliss.

  48. 48.

    Corner Stone

    March 5, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    Wait. Jeopardy?

    Our love’s in Jeopardy, baby. Ooooh-ooh-oooooh.

  49. 49.

    Botsplainer

    March 5, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    Porch thermometer at 10 above, a foot of snow on the ground and its dropping to somewhere between 1 and 5 below by dawn.

    Algore is fat and has a big house.

  50. 50.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 5, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    Eat yer veggies, is this another Hillary thread?

  51. 51.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 5, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    @David Koch: Senator Warren is much more effective where she is, IMHO.

  52. 52.

    David Koch

    March 5, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    @Baud: who wouldn’t support Warren over a warmonger like Clinton?

  53. 53.

    Mike in NC

    March 5, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    @efgoldman: Wife just spoke to her best friend in Herndon, VA. Eight inches on the ground. Better them than us.

  54. 54.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 5, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Our love’s in Jeopardy, baby. Ooooh-ooh-oooooh.

    Where were you, when we needed you? You could not be found.

  55. 55.

    jl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    Thnx for veg pix.

  56. 56.

    PsiFighter37

    March 5, 2015 at 8:35 pm

    Has anyone heard of a group called 21st Century Progressives before? They called me tonight asking me for money, telling me that Democrats lost because they weren’t liberal enough. After telling him no, I couldn’t donate because it requires work pre-clearance, I then proceeded to ask how having Kay Hagan or Mary Landrieu running as flaming liberals would have won their Senate races. I then told him that de Blasio is an amateur at NY politics and that he should shut his trap and focus on running the city instead of becoming the self-styled progressive champion of the universe.

    The guy was like “Wow…you know a lot about this stuff.” Clearly I knew more than this clueless fool who was reading a fucking script and probably didn’t have a damn clue who Thom Tillis was when I mentioned his name.

    Clueless, uninformed people with good intentions…

    ETA: I also asked what Elizabeth Warren is besides a populist and questioned what on earth her foreign policy is. I don’t think anyone knows the answer to this, and it’s probably unholy of me to dare question the hero of the netroots…but foreign policy is a big part of being president, and I have zero trust that Warren would have good instincts…mainly because I don’t think she has any strong views or convictions on foreign policy.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    March 5, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    @David Koch:

    Warren would make a fine nominee, although she’s made it clear she’s not running. I just didn’t know where you stood, and since you are usually snarky, I thought I’d ask.

  58. 58.

    David Koch

    March 5, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: was Lyndon Johnson more effective as a Senator or as a President?

    Just think what Warren could accomplish (like LBJ) with the Bully Pulpit at her finger tips.

  59. 59.

    jibeaux

    March 5, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Pickled carrots are actually delightful…

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    @PsiFighter37: I think they called me within the past week. Did they mention Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken by name? I told them I was donating directly to Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken and Sherrod Brown this month and that would have to be enough from me.

  61. 61.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    @David Koch: What’s with Anne Laurie thinking you’re a troll?

  62. 62.

    Violet

    March 5, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    @efgoldman: Gosh that sounds like fun. Are they including an ice fishing experience and/or snowmobile lessons?

  63. 63.

    Tree With Water

    March 5, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    In Sonoma and Napa counties, our recent unseasonably warm stretches of weather this time of year has grape growers especially on their toes. An early bud and snap freeze killed my uncle’s few acres of grapes in Napa one spring 25 years ago, and killed a lot of other vineyards and cash crops up and down the state, too. The life of a small farmer is such a crap shoot.

  64. 64.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 5, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    They’re probably the baby cut carrots, which I do like. I don’t have too many problems with either mushiness or drying out before the expiration date. Plus full-sized carrots sometimes give me a tummy ache, for some reason. The baby cuts are more digestible.

  65. 65.

    David Koch

    March 5, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: who cares what a sad plagiarist copies.

  66. 66.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 5, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    @David Koch: Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

    Don’t misinterpret, Warren may make a fine executive, and it’s fine to dream big. It’s just not happening today. She said so.

    … I do love imagining her alongside Sherrod Brown and Al Franken in the shithole of Myrtle’s senate estate, making that turtle’s life a living hell.

  67. 67.

    PsiFighter37

    March 5, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    @efgoldman: Yep in finance, but I am required to do it. I actually think it’s part of Dodd-Frank, IIRC

  68. 68.

    Roger Moore

    March 5, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    You just have to check to see if the things are labeled “baby carrots” or “baby cut carrots”. Baby carrots should be actual small carrots, while the baby cut ones are ones that have been trimmed to size and shape. If they still have their skin on, they’re actual baby carrots.

  69. 69.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    @efgoldman: Is that a cute way of saying you think he is a troll, or are you just being cute?

  70. 70.

    Corner Stone

    March 5, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    @efgoldman:

    She crossed that bridge when she came to it, and there he was underneath.

    “Yarrggh! Answer me three questions and I be lettin’ ya pass!”

  71. 71.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    @Roger Moore: Now that I know, I won’t be able to look away. They don’t have their skin on, so I suspect I already know the answer. I don’t know why peeling carrots seems like suck such a chore!

  72. 72.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    She’s doing better. Still some nipping fits but mostly when she either needs a nap or a walk. We are doing an impulse control game with her now that seems to be helping.

    We did have a bit of a messy day today since somehow she stole some cajun fries off my son’s plate. She likes the hots but they don’t like her.

    We’ve had a few playdates with a pup who is the same age and size. They were bounding in deep snow like dolphins. Very cute.

  73. 73.

    lamh36

    March 5, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    GOP Minority Outreach…

    GOP leaders to skip Selma event http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/gop-leaders-to-skip-selma-event-115801.html via @POLITICO

  74. 74.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    @MomSense:

    She likes the hots but they don’t like her.

    Been there, done that. Sorry to hear it.

    I really don’t know that I could handle all the energy of the puppy if I didn’t have Tucker to wear him out, and vice versa.

    Impulse control game?

  75. 75.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:57 pm

    @efgoldman: You, sir, are evading the question!

  76. 76.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    Betty, it was such a great day when you joined Balloon Juice as a front-pager. I don’t say that often enough…

    Loved loved loved your clinton graphic in the previous thread, you captured it all perfectly.

  77. 77.

    satby

    March 5, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    Well, my Maggie dog update isn’t good. She has a failing liver, some sort of copper uptake disease fairly rare but genetically occurring in Lab breeds among others.{I’ve probably garbled that up a bit}. It’s ultimately terminal, though she’s comfortable on medication right now. But combined with her age and the depression she’s been in since Biggie died she’s not really rebounding much.

    And one of my rescues that my son in Chicago claimed as his own crossed the bridge yesterday, but she was 15 and more ready to go than my son was to let her. I’m proud that he did what was best for her in spite of how sad it made him.

    Been a hard year.

  78. 78.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Maybe I seen my opportunity for a good wise-ass comment an’ I took it.

    This girl can’t argue with that!

    That’s not his real name. He posted David Koch-like comments at first, in a snarky sort of way, then he just turned into a regular guy but with that nym. That’s how it seemed to me, anyway. That’s why I can’t figure out why Anne Laurie hates on him sometimes as a troll.

  79. 79.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    @efgoldman: Damn, I was thinkin’ of changing my nym to GW Bush.

  80. 80.

    Scamp Dog

    March 5, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    @Corner Stone: And from Weird Al,

    I lost on Jeopardy, baby, Ooooh-ooh-oooooh.

    Hopefully this does not apply to @efgoldman‘s daughter (daughter-in-law?).

  81. 81.

    PsiFighter37

    March 5, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    @efgoldman: Interesting. Mine didn’t, so I was able to donate freely until the end of 2012, I think. Probably a good thing, given how much dough I tossed to Obama in 2012.

  82. 82.

    trollhattan

    March 5, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    @Tree With Water:
    Have in in-law down-valley, close to Carneros with about twenty acres and he’s experienced just that several times. He also dry farms so these are interesting times in the grape bidnez.

  83. 83.

    David Koch

    March 5, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    @efgoldman: alot of people on twitter use parody accounts. For example, there was a very funny parody account of Rahm Emmanuel.

    As for me, I started a fake twitter account parodying Koch and they got so mad at me I was banned from twitter. No sense of humor those people. Instead of keep fighting and endless battle with twitter and the Kochs I decided to keep using the parody on various site. For instance, click on my name.

  84. 84.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    @WereBear:

    We are in good shape for now. We have several people who have opened up enclosed porches and basements to house kitties on cold nights. We had to suspend the trapping for a bit until the weather warms up.
    Thank you though!!
    I wonder if the NY group could use one. I think John knows how to reach them

  85. 85.

    PurpleGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    BC: I’ve never seen purple carrots. Wow. Do they taste like orange carrots?

    Nice picture, btw.

  86. 86.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 9:15 pm

    @satby:

    Oh Satby I’m so sorry.

  87. 87.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    @PurpleGirl:

    Yes although I don’t think they are quite as sweet. They are incredibly beautiful sliced with the outer layers purple transitioning to red and orange.

  88. 88.

    WereBear

    March 5, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    @MomSense: Thanks! I will post my offer periodically.

  89. 89.

    MomSense

    March 5, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Hold a treat or two or kibble in closed right hand under pup’s nose. Wait until pup backs face away from kibble in closed hand and open your hand. Every time pup moves to take the treat, close your hand until the pup learns to wait with treats exposed on open hand. Then give her/him a treat one at a time with your left hand while praising.
    The goal is to get the puppy to manage herself and learn control. It seems to be helping.

  90. 90.

    Elie

    March 5, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    @David Koch:

    The problem for me is that I am less interested in her past than her current positions and vision. THAT is where I have my questions. What was listed in this snippet was a judgment by her history — being a Goldwater Republican. Why do I care about that? I care about who is alive now and can do something about our many challenges — and who has the intestinal fortitude and drive to take this thing on. I could give a shit even about her past votes on Iraq if she projects a policy vision that makes sense NOW.

    Lets get off of our high horses here. Liz Warren is a nice academic but she has not been through any kind of fire and you know that. She is untried and others was well are untested.

    I donot demand perfection from our generals in this battle… both Sherman and Grant were drunk and depressed for significant parts of their lives, but they did what needed to be done, praise be.

    What I want to see from Hillary is I WANT THIS AND I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO. That is what I want to see and hear

  91. 91.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 5, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    @satby: I’m so sorry to hear that.

  92. 92.

    PurpleGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    @PsiFighter37: I got a call from them the other day. I’ve never heard of them before and haven’t looked them up yet on the net. I said no because I don’t have political contribution money right now. (I am supporting a cat rescue in CT.)

  93. 93.

    Jay C

    March 5, 2015 at 9:56 pm

    @Botsplainer:

    Algore is fat and has a big house.

    But he’s probably warmer than you are right now…..

  94. 94.

    PurpleGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    @David Koch: LBJ was the Senate so long he knew where the proverbial bodies were buried and could play Senate poker at the master level. When he became president, he could bring that information with him and still play master level poker.

  95. 95.

    satby

    March 5, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    @MomSense: @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Thanks. At least she’s ok for now (well not really, but not in pain) and enjoying being part of the house pack. We’ll keep it that way as long as we can.

  96. 96.

    PurpleGirl

    March 5, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    @MomSense: I can send the posting to La Caterina. I have her e-mail addy.

    And also: I’m supposed to meet Morticia (the adult cat that was posted about 2 weeks ago). But the weather last weekend wasn’t good for traveling. Maybe will meet her this weekend.

  97. 97.

    Bill Arnold

    March 5, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    @PurpleGirl:

    Do they taste like orange carrots?

    Orange carrots were bred to be orange to honor William of Orange, it is said. (“probably apocryphal”).

  98. 98.

    Doug r

    March 5, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone): I got her trying to escape http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4wTzdKMDztE

  99. 99.

    Mike E

    March 5, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    @raven: I bet the restaurant staff secretly call that menu item faJESUS! now.

  100. 100.

    Betty Cracker

    March 5, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    @PurpleGirl: I think the purple carrots are a teeny bit sweeter. But it could just be my imagination.

  101. 101.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 5, 2015 at 11:12 pm

    @David Koch: OK, I laughed. Whatever it is you do, some of it is amusing. Thanks for sharing, ‘David’.

  102. 102.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 5, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    @David Koch: Has Warren ever given any evidence of being less of a warmonger than Clinton? Her differences with establishment Democrats are mostly over economics; when people ask her about foreign policy she usually sounds kind of hawkish.

  103. 103.

    JR in WV

    March 5, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    It is 3.6 degrees right now here, with 8-10 inches of snow, and high water from heavy rain yesterday that melted the 13 inch snow cover we were working with last week.

    I have a PT appointment in the am Friday, but won’t be able to get there I don’t expect. I have the scraper blade on the tractor, but being 2 weeks post-surgery I don’t have any business doing that yet.

    Being trapped by snow is OK when you’re ready for it and just as happy to be hermiting. We have a friend who is an RN staying with us since I’m laid up and Ms J is disabled to some degree and can’t help me much. Isn’t that nice? She doesn’t really have any medical duties as the wound is glued shut, but she helps me cook by doing the hands-on.

    We’re having a good time snowed in. Hoping no one is actually getting flooded, sounds like mostly high water across roadways so far.

  104. 104.

    ruemara

    March 6, 2015 at 12:03 am

    @WaterGirl: He disagrees with her. Without shame. And some of her fave commenters. Ergo, troll.

  105. 105.

    Anne Laurie

    March 6, 2015 at 12:26 am

    @Corner Stone: Oh, behave.

    @WaterGirl: To answer directly: I only ever see “David Koch” in the comments ragging on Democrats, highlighting whatever “Dems in disarray” meme the Repubs are pushing, and/or posting the kind of “Let’s you & her (Warren & HRC) fight!!!” crap he’s been shitting on this thread.

    These are classic ratfvcking techniques, as pioneered & perfected by many generations of Republican operatives. “David Koch” has sworn it’s not paid to do this, and insisted that it’s not a Republican, so I am left to assume it’s just got a personality disorder similar to that of Iago.

    Is it a troll, or does it just play one on Balloon Juice? In either case, when the “David Koch” persona forgets itself IRL and gets punched out… or just finds another political blog to shit up… I for one will not miss it.

  106. 106.

    Anne Laurie

    March 6, 2015 at 12:30 am

    @Tree With Water:

    The life of a small farmer is such a crap shoot.

    Every summer, when I labor to produce a few pounds of edible tomatoes, I give thanks to all my ancestors that they had the good sense to get escape their farming heritage as soon as they could scrape together the fare!

  107. 107.

    seaboogie

    March 6, 2015 at 1:20 am

    @raven: I believe that the pups understand that we are trying to help them, and that gives them much forebearance as we tend to them.

    My late Golden Seamus was very patient when I irrigated his unit with saline solution and then applied polysporin under his foreskin when he had yeast infections there. When he had hot spots that were healing and the itching was driving him crazy, he’d lie down beside me to show that he was complying with the “No licking” policy.

    The ultimate test of this mutual trust was when he got hot spots both over and under his tail when I had not dried him off after a swim. The night before, he came into the house very restless and unable to settle and doing that “I’m being a good boy” thing when it was clear that he just wanted to climb out of his skin. I checked his unit a few times, thinking that was the cause, but nothing there.

    I came home the next day to find him lying outside with flies buzzing all over his hind-quarters, which looked damp. Upon closer inspection, I discovered a happy little tribe of maggots working on various tail area hotspots.

    After getting over my initial horror and revulsion, I got busy with the electric trimmer and shaved the hair off those areas and picked maggots off with a tweezers while he laid on garbage bags to catch what we were getting rid of. This finally in the dark, while I would wave my arm every few minutes to turn the motion-sensitive outdoor lights back on so that I could see what I was doing.

    The ultimate was sticking my finger inside his rosy sphincter in order to determine whether the maggots there we coming or going (they were coming, thank Dog). And he laid there patiently for the whole ordeal, because he knew I was helping him. As were the maggots, apparently, because they were feeding on the bacteria that fed the hotspots, although their presence made Seamus feel very “aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh”.

    By the end of the session, I was no longer disgusted by maggots, but rather oddly fascinated. And if you’ve read all of this, you’ve pretty much forgotten Betty’s Spam and lima beans. You can thank me later.

  108. 108.

    raven

    March 6, 2015 at 5:10 am

    @seaboogie: My Ralphie had the same condition.

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