For some reason, National Organization for Marriage founder Maggie Gallagher’s not at all weird or arcane explanation of why she won’t attend your diabolical gay nuptials (because Satan!) reminds me of The Onion’s timeless classic, “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?”
I’m not really sure why Gallagher’s screed reminds me of The Onion piece. Maybe it’s Gallagher’s tired-of-it-all tone, as if she and her fellow butt-hurt champions of “religious liberty” are just soooo fucking weary of explaining to you people over and over why they can’t come to your gay wedding. As if Gallagher, Douthat, Rubio, Pence, et al, are in greater demand at gay weddings than Lady Gaga and both Indigo Girls.
Personally, Gallagher has nothing against you people. She just doesn’t want to be there when Jesus decides to turn on the hellfire and brimstone spigot. So just stop asking her, okay? Thanks, perverts!
PS: Open thread!