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I Love Playoff Hockey

by John Cole|  April 19, 20153:28 pm| 119 Comments

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And baseball can sometimes be moderately entertaining:

Ehh, that works.

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  1. 1.

    SWMBO

    April 19, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    I would think that you are moderately pleased with the outcome of last night’s game.

    Did they call the guy safe or out?

  2. 2.

    RobertDSC (Quad Intel Mac)

    April 19, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    The Dodgers are playing well and I’m glad.

    I’m still blown away by the premiere of the third season of Orphan Black. A ferocious opener.

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    The refs in the HOU-DAL game last night were insane on calling post play really tight. Of course, they only decided to call it after Howard had 5 blocks in five minutes.
    I guess they want The Beard to run this series.

  4. 4.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    @RobertDSC (Quad Intel Mac): Orphan Black rocks!

    If you could get me playoff hockey in the regular season I’d be a fan. But it is like two different games. Same thing I think when I watch hockey in the Olympics. I want that game played.

  5. 5.

    way2blue

    April 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Here’s my favorite from yesterday’s (SF Giants v AZ Diamondbacks):

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    April 19, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    I hope whichever team you support has a better day that my Liverpool FC did at Wembley in the FA Cup semifinal: an equalising goal disallowed by a referee’s wrong offside call.

  7. 7.

    Betty Cracker

    April 19, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    Wait a tick, WTF happened in that vid?

  8. 8.

    Hungry Joe

    April 19, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    “Orphan Black” is so much fun that it’s almost to much to bear. And Tatiana Maslany may be the greatest actor in this quadrant of the galaxy. After the show last night I started to say to my wife what a shame it was that the actor playing Helena didn’t have very much to do in this episode … and then I remembered.

    I don’t think cable is given near enough credit for its contribution to television. Never mind the 500 channels of crap; try to imagine network TV coming up with The Sopranos, Deadwood, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, or Orphan Black (just to name my faves). THIS is the Golden Age of Television … unless it gets even better. For my money, it now beats movies, which — and we rarely stop to think about this — must be crammed into lengths of 90- to 150 minutes. Why? In addition to economic factors, there are butt-soreness and attention factors. But now, on TV, great stories are being told over 5, 10, 20, 50 hours. It’s a significant artistic breakthrough.

  9. 9.

    RK

    April 19, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    @SWMBO:

    He’s out. Doesn’t matter if the ball got stuck in the mitt’s webbing.

    @Betty Cracker:

    Ball got stuck in the mitt which doesn’t matter.

    @Hungry Joe:

    You don’t find those shows–all shows that last that long–overstay their welcome? And most turn into-or were at the onset though hidden–glorified soap operas, no?

  10. 10.

    Hunter Gathers

    April 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker: The ball got stuck in the pitcher’s glove, so he tossed the glove with the embedded baseball to first base to get the out. Happens every now and then.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    @RK: Yep, possession. He’s out as called.

  12. 12.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    @Hungry Joe: I agree.

    The medium is the message :)

    These independent channels are set up beautifully to tell complicated stories over long periods — without the constraints and pressure that complicated previous attempts.

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    “Come and play with me, Steeplejack.”
    /Upton

  14. 14.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    @Hungry Joe: I am so all in with everything you said. When I got rid of cable a year ago I started to watch a lot of shows via the BBC on Hulu. They have a number of shows they don’t drive into the ground. The writers know the show is going to be 10 shows. That is it. So they tell the story with that in mind.

    American shows are starting to go there.

    The first couple, well they were popular and amazing, they are doing another season. Fuck! I just don’t know how as a writer you can make a wonderful story and not know how many hours you have to tell it.

    I recall Chris Carter of X Files fame talking about his experience with Fox. As they went to the fourth year he said he knew how to end the show, the story arc was in place.

    They told him they owned the show, so him. They ran it for another six years and ran it into the ground. Carter had a great quote, “if somebody is going to run my show into the ground it might as well be me collecting a pay check.”

  15. 15.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    April 19, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I’ve moved on to Hannah and her horse.

  16. 16.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): That is definitely one beautiful horse.
    Great diction, also too.

  17. 17.

    JenJen

    April 19, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    It just doesn’t get any better than Stanley Cup playoff hockey.

    Allez Les Habs!!!

  18. 18.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    @JenJen:

    Allez Les Habs!!!

    That’s more than enough of the Muslim language up in this place, thank you very much!

  19. 19.

    Shell

    April 19, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    How does a ball get stuck in a glove? Well, obviously it can.

  20. 20.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm

    “…And there’s a lady on my baaaccckk…”

  21. 21.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    @Shell: Well you have not played a lot of baseball have you :).

  22. 22.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    I’m still a little undecided on this LeBron kid. Not sure he’s all that great at communicating with his teammates. Maybe he can improve that with a little coaching.

  23. 23.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    @Tommy: I recall Chris Carter of X Files fame talking about his experience with Fox. As they went to the fourth year he said he knew how to end the show, the story arc was in place.

    They told him they owned the show, so him. They ran it for another six years and ran it into the ground.

    Explains a lot. I didn’t even watch it after that breaking point.

    I’ll never forget a Nancy Travis show where she was a free-spirited TV producer who became a couple with a straight-laced ADA. It was a very funny show that had a successful first season. The network suits were thrilled and ditched the ADA, saying they wanted all madcap.

    You can’t do comedy without a straight man. I think it lasted six weeks after that.

    And it wasn’t funny anymore.

  24. 24.

    RK

    April 19, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    @Shell:

    The leather webbing gets stretched, thus loose, allowing a ball with enough force to become lodged. Mitts aren’t sold that way.

  25. 25.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    @Corner Stone: LOL. I grew up in Illinois so Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. LeBron might not have the titles Jordan has but watching him play I am not sure there has ever been a more dominant player. Maybe Wilt, but I am too young to have seen him play.

  26. 26.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    @RK: Yeah buy a new glove you have to work it. It doesn’t shape to your hand and it will almost help you catch a ball with hit in the mit you have spent time with. But there is webbing in a glove. Hit hard enough it will “stick” there.

  27. 27.

    Hungry Joe

    April 19, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    @RK: Sure, some shows overstay their welcome and become (or were always) just glorified soap operas. So what? They’re great for a while, and then they’re not; I suggest you stop watching when they bring in a shark, water skis, and the Fonz. Other shows (e.g., Breaking Bad) are solid from the first episode to the last.The point is, we didn’t see anything this good (save for the occasional BBC/Thames epics like “The Jewel in the Crown” and “I, Claudius) 20 years ago.

  28. 28.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    @Hungry Joe: Look at Fawlty Towers. Six episodes, then a few years later, six more episodes. And it’s a classic.

    And still funny, no matter how many times I watch it.

  29. 29.

    Amir Khalid

    April 19, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    @WereBear:
    It’s my all-time favourite show. The wall-paper on my laptop is a still from the very last shot of season 8: Mulder and Scully celebrating the birth of their son.

    The show lost its way after Chris Carter shut down the original mythology in season 6. There were still plenty of good monster-of-the-week episodes, but now instead of fighting the conspiracy Mulder and Scully were merely watching its collapse. Their personal relationship had to be moved to the spotlight to take its place. It turned the show into a soap opera about two boring white people, as CC had feared would happen.

  30. 30.

    lamh36

    April 19, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    Cooked early today. So this is dinner for the next few days or until the leftovers run out. Lol. Baked Pork Chops, Smothered potatoes, and Green Beans.

    Pic at link:
    https://twitter.com/sherifffruitfly/status/589891684994977792

  31. 31.

    Hungry Joe

    April 19, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    @WereBear:

    Customer: “Just stop talking about the war!”

    Basil Fawlty: “Well, you started it.”

    Customer: “We did not!”

    Fawlty: “You did, too — you invaded Poland.”

  32. 32.

    RK

    April 19, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    @Hungry Joe: Yeah, I happened to hear an interview with some novelist or short story writer a while ago on NPR and he said the best writing these days can be found in these TV shows. I don’t watch many and a soap opera in itself isn’t a bad thing I suppose, but many of these shows seem to become exercises in manipulation.

    And looking again at the vid it appears the pitcher has the ball in his hand initially as he thinks about throwing to second which means he lodged the ball himself which is quite possible but very unusual.

  33. 33.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Well, Mr. Carter said he was inspired by Kolchak: The Night Stalker, and that only lasted one season.

    While it ran, that was my favorite show :)

  34. 34.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    @lamh36: I ordered some high-end stuff from Omaha Steaks. They sent me some chicken fried steaks as a freebie with the order. Having one of those, gravy, some mash potatoes, and green beans for dinner.

  35. 35.

    Pogonip

    April 19, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    Oh, good, a topic most of the gentlemen will be reading. I want to thank whoever recommended Harrys.com a while back. I tried them and haven’t nicked my knee since. I’m getting my son. Mr. Thickbeard, a starter kit too. Maybe Cole should try one on Steve.

    I keep telling Mr. Thickbeard to just let it grow, but since he won’t, at least Harry will save him money and blood. Thanks again!

    Also, I note Lovey is a happy member of the Geg6 family. Yay!

  36. 36.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    @Hungry Joe: A fave. And this one:

    Sybil Fawlty: If I find out the money on that horse was yours, you know what I’ll do, Basil.

    Basil Fawlty: You’ll have to sew ’em back on first.

  37. 37.

    Hungry Joe

    April 19, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    @Pogonip: Tommy gets credit. On his recommendation I ordered a Harry’s razor, and love it.

  38. 38.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    @Pogonip: Pretty sure that was me. About 100% sure it was me. I’ve been giving starter kits to every male I know. They are like you, saying to me wow this is amazing.

  39. 39.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    @efgoldman: We won the game. But it was pretty brutal that we had a double digit lead and they took Howard out of the mix for us.
    And, guess what? The other team caught up while he was out! Huh!

    It’s like I told my son this past Saturday when his hoop team won their game and he was talking about the refs being against them. I said, don’t leave it close enough for them to be a deciding factor. Easier to do in youth sports.
    There’s no doubt their impact when they remove Dwight Howard from the game for 8 to 12 minutes near the end of half.

  40. 40.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    @Hungry Joe: I am SO HAPPY you bought the razor and like it. Hearing you and “Pogonip” bought the product and like it made my Sunday!

  41. 41.

    JordanRules

    April 19, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    Happy DRose got a playoff game under his belt and escaped injury free.

    Woooo Kyrie!

  42. 42.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Oh my, some mention of the hoops in one of these threads. bout time

  43. 43.

    JordanRules

    April 19, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    @efgoldman: I haven’t watched the Borscht Belt Bellhop yet, but I have it on my list and am fascinated by life in the Catskills summer resorts back then. Imagine Wilt on your rec league team!

  44. 44.

    Amir Khalid

    April 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    @WereBear:
    Darren McGavin was a guest on two episodes of The X-Files; his character was a retired agent who had worked the X-Files in the 1950s.

  45. 45.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    @JordanRules: It’s really good.

  46. 46.

    Gene108

    April 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    @efgoldman:

    The number that blows my mind about Wilt that season is 8 minutes.

    One game that season he was on the bench for a total of 8 minutes.

    Other than that he played every minute of every game.

    Mind boggling you can play that much and not have to sit due to foul trouble, some small injury that you see in basketball like a player getting inadvertently poke in the eye, etc.

  47. 47.

    JordanRules

    April 19, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    @raven: It’s now moved up on my list. Maybe tonight!

  48. 48.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    Have ya’ll heard of this one?

    The Battered Bastards of Baseball is one of baseball’s last great, unheralded true stories. In 1973, Hollywood veteran Bing Russell (best known for playing Deputy Clem on “Bonanza”) created the only independent baseball team in America at the time, the legendary Portland Mavericks.

  49. 49.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Yep. Those I watched, knowing the backstory.

    I’m watching them all over again. Now that I know it’s going to stop making sense, I don’t mind.

  50. 50.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    @Gene108: OK that might be the more or most amazing stat I’ve heard of Wilt. When I watch games today they talk about sitting their best players and I am like WTF. Sure they can have back to back games, but most days they play a game or three a week. Seems to me a world class athlete ought to be able to play a full game at peak level.

  51. 51.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    @efgoldman:

    As an anti-Wilt fan, one of the most frustrating things is that he never got in foul trouble.

    Only losers complain about the zebras.

  52. 52.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 19, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    @Pogonip: M.Q got a Harry’s set and doesn’t like the swivel of the blade head. He also finds the scent too strong. The shaving gel has an awesome feel though, so I’ve co-opted it in spite of what I agree is a scent too heavily formulated. Harry’s told him to just keep the kit and refunded the price.

  53. 53.

    dww44

    April 19, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    Can someone provide a quick counter or link to help me rebut this email I just received from a close cousin who is linking to a piece saying that Harry Reid’s “abrupt’ resignation is caused not by inujury but by corruption
    .
    http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/03/corruption-scandals-led-to-harry-reids-abrupt-retirement/

    Yeah, I know I can research this stuff; yeah I know from looking at that website on which side of the political divide their views reside, but golly it would just make me feel better if it were easily possible to rebut this right back at this otherwise sane relative.

    This stuff is just getting so terribly old and depressing. Why would a political movement waste so much time and effort trying to destroy Democrats and liberals? Why is that apparently their only objective?

  54. 54.

    Southern Beale

    April 19, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    Preds 2nd perdiod meltdown arrived right on cue and we aren’t starting the 3rd any better. Sigh.

  55. 55.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 19, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    @raven: Hoops indeed. One of our locals, the Big O, is a very nice man. I’d met him at some kind of event years ago, and then about 5 years after that I saw him at another event, where unsurprisingly he had a big crowd so I stayed out of the way. As he got over to my area of the room, he smiled and said something to the effect of “were you not going to stop and say “Hi” to me Bella?” When I told him I’d figured he was pretty exhausted by the crowds he just chuckled and said “it’s all part of it.” Now I make sure to say “Hi, Oscar” when I see him at an event, LOL.

  56. 56.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 19, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    @Southern Beale: As a fan of your opponent, I am quite pleased.

  57. 57.

    Tommy

    April 19, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): I don’t know what kit the person got but I don’t think they sell any razor that swivels. As to the smell, same thing. I am anal about this. Their stuff has almost no perfume in it. I don’t work for the company and kind of hate to seem to peddle their goods, but I see none of what you said.

  58. 58.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    April 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    @raven: I watched that last summer. It was highly entertaining.

  59. 59.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): He was awesome.

  60. 60.

    Steeplejack

    April 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    As a semi-retired work-at-home person, I don’t have to shave every day, so my old Mach 3 Turbo is fine (with its paltry three blades), but recently I picked up some Nivea Men sensitive shaving cream that is awesome. Light, pleasant scent, very slippery, and a little goes a long way. It’s way better than what I was using before (Aveeno?). You and/or the mister might check it out.

  61. 61.

    Hal

    April 19, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    @dww44: Judicial Watch is a right wing nutjob website. Just like wing nut daily. If your cousin is a regular consumer of such sites there is nothing you can say that will persuade them otherwise.

    A conclusion I’ve just recently come to myself.

  62. 62.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 19, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    @Steeplejack: I use the Nivea Men gel. Nice stuff.

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    April 19, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    @Steeplejack: I may have to check that out for my bikini area.

  64. 64.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    I just bought an electric razor for the first time and I really like it.

  65. 65.

    Amir Khalid

    April 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    @Steeplejack:
    I continued shaving for years after I was medically retired from my journo job — force of habit. Then one day a couple of years ago, I looked in the bathroom mirror and asked myself, “Self, why bother?” Now I have a partly-gray beard that I trim every few days. I like it better.

  66. 66.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    @Tommy: I misspoke! Instead of pivoting, the razor bends and that doesn’t work because to change the angle you need to change the pressure (I’ll note that he did love the shape of the handle). So of course the reason he didn’t like it is not what I described.

    Given Pogonip’s experience, however, I’ll now try the razor! I also find the gel really heavily scented – with a not unpleasant parfum, but entirely too strong for me. What’s too heavy in terms of fragrance is entirely subjective, but I’ll note that there is still slight fragrance in yesterday’s washcloth.

  67. 67.

    ThresherK

    April 19, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    @Tommy: But Wilt was far, far to the tail end of athleticism, if you look at the distribution curve, so to speak.

    Folks more learned than I have also mentioned this w.r.t. baseball, too. What used to be acceptable power from middle infelders 40 years ago simply doesn’t fly.

  68. 68.

    WereBear

    April 19, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    I use cheap hair conditioner as a shaving gel. Works great! And then it moisturizes.

  69. 69.

    Steeplejack

    April 19, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    @raven:

    My father had a Braun for years that was built like a tank. I had one (electric razor, not a Braun) for a while about a million years ago, thought it was okay, nothing great. Then I had a beard for 30 years. Currently just a ’stache and goatee, and lately I have been hearing a voice telling me the goatee should go.

  70. 70.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    @Steeplejack: Yea, I have a goat and have for years. The biggest pain in the ass for me was my lower lip and the electric handles it quite well.

  71. 71.

    Steeplejack

    April 19, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Shaving every day is a hassle. That’s one thing that prompted me to grow a beard decades ago.

  72. 72.

    Suzanne

    April 19, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    @WereBear: I make homemade sugar scrub from sugar, olive or coconut oil, and essential oil, and I use that to shave. It. Is. Awesome.

    I sprung for some laser hair removal, and I am very excited. First appointment is Friday. WOOT!

  73. 73.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I almost always prefer beards to non-beards on guys, as long as they are decently trimmed and somewhat kempt. IOW, no Duck Dynasty hirsutitude, please — but Van Dykes, goatees, full beards are great. When combined with glasses, pipes, and snifters of brandy, I’m even more smitten. (Yes, I like the stereotypical intellectual in his library. Bring on the leather-elbowed smoking jacket!)

  74. 74.

    dww44

    April 19, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    @Hal: You’re right. She spends far too much time on these sites whilst her radio is tuned to conservative pundits. All day long, every day. The only positive is that she doesn’t appear to tune into Fox. She delights in forwarding stuff to the two liberals (her sister and me) in her life. Re the Reid piece, her comment to me was that she was sure that I wouldn’t agree, given my “bias”, but that she’s so glad he will be gone.

  75. 75.

    fordpowers

    April 19, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    LOL
    I guess thats what you get for 155mm
    Gotdamn!

  76. 76.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Like this?

  77. 77.

    different-church-lady

    April 19, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    Why is that guy in a Cubs uniform? That guy should not be in a Cubs uniform…

    Also, why does Vine not work on my seven-year-old Mac? Vine is just a .gif, right? I mean I know my computer is way not keeping up with the times, but what is it about a damn .gif that’s so bizarre that an old computer can’t deal?

  78. 78.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    @different-church-lady: mp4, try hilighting the file and hit the space bar

  79. 79.

    different-church-lady

    April 19, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    @dww44: You got two choices here:

    1) Call your cousin nuts to her face.

    2) Drop it.

    Any other choice is just a one-way ticket on a tour bus signed for ‘RABBIT HOLE’

  80. 80.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    @raven:

    Hey Raven, I bid on an item in the silent auction in Plains last night — painting by JC of a young boy fishing — and if I had won it I would have given it to you. Probably just as well I was outbid.

  81. 81.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: No rabbit?

    Did you beat feet back or go to Andersonville?

  82. 82.

    different-church-lady

    April 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    @raven: Not sure what you mean by hilight — as in select it the way one would select text?

    Does it rely on Flash? I can’t upgrade my Flash unless I upgrade my OS, and I can’t upgrade my OS without breaking a lot of my other everyday stuff I can’t afford to upgrade. Why? Because I failed to make the proper choices in brain development when I was an infant and wound up being a “creative” person.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    April 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    @SiubhanDuinee

    Monocles?

    Back before I decided that there are about a gajillion things I’d rather do in the morning than attack my face with a sharp object, used to be partial to some of the products from Caswell-Massey.

    That was back when there was just their one store in NYC, which had been there for over 200 years (although they also had a funkily designed mail order catalog). Attention to detail and to quality of ingredients was evident. Understand they have expanded outside of NYC quite a bit since then, so cannot vouch for any of their current items.

    For the bicentennial year of 1976, gifted several people with an aftershave from Caswell-Massey, the same one they originally concocted for George Washington.

  84. 84.

    different-church-lady

    April 19, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    @Hungry Joe:

    I don’t think cable is given near enough credit for its contribution to television. Never mind the 500 channels of crap;

    Bifurcation: it’s a golden age and a nadir at the same time. It all depends on what you’re seeing at the moment.

  85. 85.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    @different-church-lady I’m sorry, you were talking about the vine at the top of the page. Try control-clickig on it and see if you get the “play” option.

  86. 86.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Absolutely!

  87. 87.

    different-church-lady

    April 19, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    @raven: control clicking gets me a brief Flash menu, so yeah, it’s probably that Flash is sorely out of date — software so bad that Steve Jobs chose to die rather than continue in a world ruled by it.

  88. 88.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    @NotMax:

    I think monocles are very cool, but that’s mostly because I lost my heart to Lord Peter Wimsey at an early and vulnerable age. LPW did not, however, have a beard (in fact, there is considerable discussion of his history of being clean-shaven in Have His Carcase).

  89. 89.

    J R in WV

    April 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    I quit shaving in 1968, except for boot camp in 1970.

    Stopped regular barber shop appointments in the late 70s, except when I was looking for a new job, every few years. Then in about 1994, I quit for good.

    Saved thousands of dollars, over my lifetime!

    Spent it on champagne, instead! Will drink some tonight.

  90. 90.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    @raven:

    I got out of there. Weather was UG-LEE. I’ve been to A’ville before and can go there again. This wouldn’t have been a good day for a visit.

  91. 91.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    @efgoldman: I cannot go more than three days without shaving. I start to feel itchy and unclean. In addition, I don’t have a very heavy beard so growing it out wouldn’t look that good. OTOH, I still have a full, thick head of hair up top.

  92. 92.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    @raven:

    If Jimmy had ever painted a picture of a killer rabbit, and I were lucky enough to bid successfully on it, I expect I’d donate it to the Pythons.

  93. 93.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    @raven:

    A little more … pastoral.

  94. 94.

    Suzanne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I bought Mr. Suzanne a prescription monocle for Christmas 2013. He is not a style dude, but I try to buy him nicer menswear items so he has them for the appropriate occasions, since I know he will never buy them himself. One day, I was asking him if he wanted cuff links, tie bars, etc, and he said, “The only one of those types of things I’ve ever wanted is a monocle. I want to cultivate an air of oddity…..or some pince-nez. Like Scrooge McDuck.” He was very surprised and pleased that he got his very own monocle (with chain). I don’t think he knew that I would find one.

  95. 95.

    Suzanne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It’s weird that it really seems to be one or the other. Dude who still have their hair often can’t rock the facial hair, and vice versa. I suppose it’s how the universe finds balance.

    And then there’s me, who finds dudes with shaved heads sexy.

  96. 96.

    Baud

    April 19, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Ctrl + F
    “Shaved balls”
    No hits.
    Am disappointed.

  97. 97.

    Phylllis

    April 19, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    @NotMax: Caswell & Massey No. 6, my late husband’s favorite.

  98. 98.

    Suzanne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    @efgoldman: Come on, have some fun with it.

  99. 99.

    Schlemazel

    April 19, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    had a mustache for 43 years now but my beard looks like heck so I removed it & shave daily. But I still have my hair, My dad had just a tiny bald spot in his 80s, hs dad was bald before 50, maternal granddad still had almost all his hair in his 90s so maybe there is a connection between a decent beard & head hair.

    I have recently started shaving when I shower, I find hair conditioner to be a much better shave cream than the stuff sold for that purpose. Disposable razors last me a long time so I don’t feel any guilt for using them.

  100. 100.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm

    @efgoldman: I could do a monocle. My left eye is maybe 20/25 and the right about 20/40.

  101. 101.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    @Suzanne:

    What a great story! Mr. Suzanne must be an exceptionally cool dude.

  102. 102.

    JPL

    April 19, 2015 at 7:18 pm

    In case it has not been mentioned

    After a two-season exile, the man who took the Broncos to the divisional round in 2011 before being summarily dumped for Peyton Manning will have a new job in the NFL………………………………………………………………
    Per Jay Glazer of FOX Sports, Tim Tebow will sign with the Eagles on Monday. (Yes, Glazer has the scoop, even though Tebow works for ESPN.)

    copied from nbc.sports

  103. 103.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    @JPL: Good, get his sorry ass off the SEC Network.

  104. 104.

    jeffreyw

    April 19, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    Full beards, glasses, and KITTEH!

  105. 105.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Great note from our contractor telling us to forget about starting at all this week.

  106. 106.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    These are a few of my favorite things…??????

  107. 107.

    JPL

    April 19, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    @jeffreyw: Life is Good!

    @raven: He’ll be back.

  108. 108.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    @jeffreyw: Fackin hippie!

  109. 109.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    @JPL: I thought you meant my contractor!

  110. 110.

    JPL

    April 19, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    @raven: Hopefully the contractor arrives first. I expect Tebow to be cut by the end of summer though. lol

  111. 111.

    raven

    April 19, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    @JPL: He can’t dig the footings until it dries out.

  112. 112.

    sacrablue

    April 19, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    @JPL: Great…one more reason to avoid returning to the city of my birth.

  113. 113.

    Shell

    April 19, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    Chuckle of the day: lindsey graham is considering a run for president.

  114. 114.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 19, 2015 at 7:47 pm

    @Shell:

    Speaking of beards.

  115. 115.

    Goblue72

    April 19, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    @Hungry Joe: We almost never go to the big multi-pled cinemas anymore, except for maybe a once a year blockbuster to see on IMAX, like the recent Star Trek movies or superhero movie like Avengers.

    Otherwise, going to the movies means some indie / art house fare at one of the nearby new school places that have sofa or armchair seats, tables, an in-house serving real food cooned to order, and several local microbrews on tap. At that point, it’s closer to “going to the brewpub/taproom/bistro while a movie is playing”.

  116. 116.

    Goblue72

    April 19, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    @Shell: President of what? The Log Cabin Republicans?

  117. 117.

    burnspbesq

    April 19, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I hope whichever team you support has a better day that my Liverpool FC did at Wembley in the FA Cup semifinal: an equalising goal disallowed by a referee’s wrong offside call.

    Yes, but against Aston F’ing Villa, it shouldn’t come down to that. Liverpool was awful, and richly deserved to lose.

  118. 118.

    Linnaeus

    April 19, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Playoff hockey is the best. Go Wings!

  119. 119.

    Emily B.

    April 20, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    @JenJen: Three amazing games so far. Bleu Blanc Rouge!

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