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Women’s World Cup Netherlands v New Zealand Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 6, 20158:50 pm| 28 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 6, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    I wasn’t New Zealand to win, but am afraid Netherland will.

  2. 2.

    Emerald

    June 6, 2015 at 9:34 pm

    OT a bit, but, um, hey, did anyone notice that we have a new Triple Crown winner? First time in 37 years!

    I mean, Wow! (And I’m not even a racing fan.)

  3. 3.

    Aleta

    June 6, 2015 at 9:39 pm

    Looking forward to the recipes if you continue that. They were fantastic. (New Zealanders taught me to eat fresh tomatoes on toast; habit still going strong.)

  4. 4.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    June 6, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    Well, looks like the NYT is emanating giant squid clouds of butt-hurt b/c Hillary’s flipping the script from ’08:mobile.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/us/politics/hillary-clinton-traces-friendly-path-troubling-party.html?…

  5. 5.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant):

    Hillary Rodham Clinton appears to be dispensing with the nationwide electoral strategy that won her husband two terms in the White House and brought white working-class voters and great stretches of what is now red-state America back to Democrats.

    Instead, she is poised to retrace Barack Obama’s far narrower path to the presidency

    1992: 370/168 44,908,254/39,102,343
    2008 365/173 69,297,997/59,597,520

    Clinton won five more electoral votes than Obama, and the Times wants to talk about Obama’s “far narrower path?”

  6. 6.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 6, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    @efgoldman: And some of them so lonely!

    Also, too. For anyone interested Netherlands won 1-0 (though I didn’t watch it, just reporting the result)

  7. 7.

    fuckwit

    June 6, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    Fuck the High Broderist New York Fucking Times. Fuck them! With a rusty pitchfork, fuck!

  8. 8.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 6, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    @fuckwit: I think we are going to need more than one rusty implement. I am willing to bring my own.

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): I would need to go up to our cabin, but I think I could find a few in the shed.

  10. 10.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 6, 2015 at 11:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was going to say that buying them is no good because they have to be rusty. I am sure some smart person could come up with a way of selling the rustiest ones, for political purposes.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 12:09 am

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): Some people want to monetize everything.

  12. 12.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 7, 2015 at 12:16 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: True true. But I wasn’t thinking of the monetization angle, more about making sure we had enough. For the movement.

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 12:21 am

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): We could just have the local soviets ‘nationalize” the things.

  14. 14.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 7, 2015 at 12:28 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Oh yes, we could liberate them. Excellent idea. Me and my false consciousness talking about selling them.

  15. 15.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 12:31 am

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): “Liberate.” That is the word I was seeking.

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 12:34 am

    Wow, fresh tomatoes mentioned on this thread as well. It must be the season.

  17. 17.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 7, 2015 at 12:39 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Not to worry. You will be refered for a refresher lingo course tout suite ;)

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 12:48 am

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): Is the one of those courses where “intellectuals’ and “liberals” work with their hands for a while?

  19. 19.

    rikyrah

    June 7, 2015 at 12:51 am

    @Mike J:

    Hillary Rodham Clinton appears to be dispensing with the nationwide electoral strategy that won her husband two terms in the White House and brought white working-class voters and great stretches of what is now red-state America back to Democrats.
    Instead, she is poised to retrace Barack Obama’s far narrower path to the presidency

    Oh, this just tickles me.

  20. 20.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 7, 2015 at 1:01 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Indeed. If one is lucky one gets sent to make beer.

  21. 21.

    magurakurin

    June 7, 2015 at 1:11 am

    judging from the last three or four “football” threads, it seems that very few people really give a shit about soccer. We have some comments about rugby, horse racing and Hillary. Soccer, not so much.

    but it looks good on you, though.

    (sorry, can’t resist taking a jab at soccer and its fans….I have issues…what can I say? I’m sure the fans are having a very rewarding time watching these Women’s World Cup games….oops….matches. Lot’s of excitement on the field…..oops…..pitch.)

  22. 22.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 1:14 am

    @magurakurin: As one of the people who made rugby comments, I can say that I will start taking an interest in the Women’s World Cup once it enters the elimination phase. I think a lot of people are that way.

  23. 23.

    magurakurin

    June 7, 2015 at 1:44 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: fair point, but it still doesn’t resolve my issues. Soccer, the Olympics and Apple…haters gotta hate…guilty as charged.

    oh and Go Nadeshiko….頑張れなでしこ

  24. 24.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 1:50 am

    @magurakurin: Hate on, if it makes you happy. It causes no distress to me.

  25. 25.

    magurakurin

    June 7, 2015 at 2:03 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: thanks, bro. ;)

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 2:11 am

    @magurakurin: ::bro-fist::

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2015 at 3:03 am

    Not even a pre-programmed late night thread? One haz a sad.

  28. 28.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2015 at 3:33 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: grindr is pretty lively this time of night, you could try that.

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