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Stanley Cup Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  June 8, 20157:50 pm| 16 Comments

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16Comments

  1. 1.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    Bolts getting some good chances early.

  2. 2.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    Great long pass to Callahan.

  3. 3.

    Betty Cracker

    June 8, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    Gooooaaaallll!

  4. 4.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I heard the ping and thought he’d just missed.

  5. 5.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    Wow. Bolts just saved a goal with that trip.

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    June 8, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    Damn!

  7. 7.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Third time’s the charm for Richards, there. Can’t have the puck in your zone that long on the penalty kill.

  8. 8.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    Tampa Bay is very lucky the score’s tied right now.

  9. 9.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    Nice stop by Crawford on that breakaway.

  10. 10.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    Real missed opportunity on the 5-on-3 for the Bolts.

  11. 11.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    Wow…13 seconds apart!

  12. 12.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 10:30 pm

    @efgoldman:

    3:00 am for you, maybe.

  13. 13.

    Betty Cracker

    June 8, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    Paquette!!!!

  14. 14.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    @efgoldman:

    No, I’m 3 time zones over from you.

  15. 15.

    Betty Cracker

    June 8, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    W00t!

  16. 16.

    Linnaeus

    June 8, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Great win for the Lightning – this game was stolen.

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