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Women’s World Cup – Germany v Norway Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 10, 20153:55 pm| 26 Comments

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The two former champions duke it out. Who comes out ahead?

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  1. 1.

    ThresherK

    June 10, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    AAAAAAGH! Where is this? It’s not on FS1 or the local Fox schmoe channel.

  2. 2.

    Germy Shoemangler

    June 10, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    Open thread?

    Key and Peele: an old man learns his heart transplant was covered by… ObamaCare!

  3. 3.

    OnkelFritze

    June 10, 2015 at 4:18 pm

    That’s going to be an interesting game….tomorrow.

    Btw currently an international friendly, Germany – USA 1:1.

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    June 10, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    The BBC lists Germany vs. Norway as kicking off at 21:00 on June 11: you’ve jumped the gun by about a day.

    No matter. We have an open thread.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    June 10, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    In a football-related news story, Brazilian legend Arthur Antunes Coimbra “Zico” has tossed his hat in the ring for the upcoming FIFA special presidential election, joining (if I’m not mistaken) fellow legends Michel Platini (the current UEFA president) and Luis Figo.

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    June 10, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    Now here’s a heartwarming story about a noble canine.

  7. 7.

    Brachiator

    June 10, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    For those who have seen “Mad Max: Fury Road,” a bit of whimsy:

    In just a few weeks at the box office, Mad Max: Fury Road has already inspired a ton of fervent fan devotion. Now it seems the war boys have made it all the way into Amazon reviews…. The film features a chrome spray the war boys use when they think they’re going to meet their end, and that product is fairly similar to Wilton Silver Cool Mist over on Amazon. Uh-oh.

    The war boys have found the cool mist and are hijacking the reviews with hilarious notes like “What a spray! What a lovely spray!” and references back to their fearless leader Joe.

    http://www.blastr.com/2015-5-28/mad-max-fury-roads-war-boys-have-hilariously-infiltrated-amazon-reviews

    http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1432695858&sr=1-1&keywords=wilton+silver+color+mist

  8. 8.

    OnkelFritze

    June 10, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    And the USA has just won 2-1. The German team hasn’t played a single good game since winning the World Cup.

  9. 9.

    Randinho

    June 10, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Dóooohh!!!!!!

    I thought that there were games today, but there aren´t, obviously in honor of my 21st wedding anniversary.

  10. 10.

    BGinCHI

    June 10, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    @Randinho: It’s OK, you gave us a day’s notice so we could record it. For those of us who can’t watch live.

    Amazing friendly today between the US and Germany.

    The US played so well and so aggressively. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a US side play like that.

  11. 11.

    Randinho

    June 10, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    @ThresherK: Sorry for the date screw up and subjecting you to needless gnashing of teeth.

  12. 12.

    shawn

    June 10, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    wouldnt they duchess it out?

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    June 10, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    @BGinCHI:
    I remember when, for teams like Germany and Brazil, it was a national tragedy to lose to the USA.

  14. 14.

    trollhattan

    June 10, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    @Randinho:
    In the States, your marriage would now be old enough to drink. Cheers and congratulations!

  15. 15.

    Randinho

    June 10, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    @trollhattan: Thanks!

  16. 16.

    Brachiator

    June 10, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    @Randinho: Happy anniversary!

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    June 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    @Randinho:
    Oh, before I forget: congratulations to you and your lady on the wedding anniversary.

  18. 18.

    Randinho

    June 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    @Brachiator: Thanks!

  19. 19.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 10, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    @Randinho:

    Happy anniversary, and congratulations!

  20. 20.

    burnspbesq

    June 10, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Somewhere, somebody just registered the domain name “entlassen-low.de”

  21. 21.

    Valdivia

    June 10, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    @Randinho: happy anniversary. Missed the friendly but look forward to this game tomorrow and the CR Spain friendly.

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    June 10, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    @Randinho

    FIFA took away money; women’s soccer took away an entire day!

  23. 23.

    Steve in the ATL

    June 10, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    What is a good site for sports news? Deadspin and Grantland don’t have enough scores and such; Yahoo Sports looks like an old GeoCities site. Are my best options ESPN and SI, assuming I avoid Peter King?

  24. 24.

    Roger Moore

    June 10, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:
    I think ESPN is probably going to be your best choice. I am not terribly impressed with SI.com.

  25. 25.

    Yatsuno

    June 10, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    @Randinho: Mazel tov you crazy kids!

    It’s also odd that I have something in common with Bo Jackson. Namely, two artificial hips. I’m waiting for the Borg nanoprobes to start developing.

  26. 26.

    Randinho

    June 10, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    Thanks to all for the kind words.

    @Steve in the ATL: I like Bleacher Report and SB Nation.

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