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CONCACAF Gold Cup – Honduras v USA Open Thread

by Randinho|  July 7, 20159:27 pm| 16 Comments

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Time for the US men to prove themselves! Can they defend their title and ensure a spot in the 2017 Confederations Cup?

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  1. 1.

    Mike in NC

    July 7, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Rented “Kingsman: The Secret Service” tonight at Redbox and it was a hugely ridiculous and highly entertaining spy movie spoof.

  2. 2.

    Mike E

    July 7, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    Goooool!

  3. 3.

    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    Man, Yedlin has sucked so far today

  4. 4.

    Randinho

    July 7, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    @Bill Murray: I can’t see the game where I am, but per the Guardian it sounds like Yedlin is being treated like a piñata.

  5. 5.

    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    @Randinho: yes, he is having trouble with the ohysicxalness of the Hindurans. Near the end of the half, Andy Najar pretty much threw him out of the way right before Najar hit a screamer.

  6. 6.

    Tripod

    July 7, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    Haiti Panama 1-1 in the earlier game of this group.

  7. 7.

    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    The US passing has just been atrocious especially to start the 2nd half

  8. 8.

    Rekster

    July 7, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    I’m not a futbol fan but I live 2 miles west of this stadium and drove down to the Frisco Library this afternoon around 3 PM and there were fans everywhere. I’m watching and kind of wishing I was there.

    I’m a season ticket holder for the Dallas Stars so that’s where all my “discretionary” income goes since I’m on the government teat (SSN and US Navy Retirement). I’m just happy to be able to continue to get those monthly checks!

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    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Dempsey with his second off a free kick from Bradley. The US haven’t been playing very well offensively except off the corners, but neither has Honduras

  10. 10.

    Tripod

    July 7, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Atlanta FC – boy that name… sucks.

    Gol – I’m not sure Dempsey even touched that.

  11. 11.

    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    goal Honduras by Discua, who just came on. The US center (Brooks, I think) overran the tackle a little bit

  12. 12.

    Tripod

    July 7, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    I was about to say Honduras looked out of ideas, and Discua scores while US backline naps.

  13. 13.

    Tripod

    July 7, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    82:00 – Hernandez just missed the chance at an equalizer.

  14. 14.

    Tripod

    July 7, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    Full time US 2-1

  15. 15.

    Bill Murray

    July 7, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    US gets the win in a mediocre match all around. Defensively the US was mostly pretty good except for the goal, but the midfield and forward passing was quite poor

  16. 16.

    LeeM

    July 8, 2015 at 9:21 am

    @Tripod: I think the full name is Atlanta United FC (AUFC). Am I the only one to see “Awww F***”” as a slogan when they’re not doing well?

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