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CONCACAF Gold Cup Semi-Final USA v Jamaica Open Thread

by Randinho|  July 22, 20155:58 pm| 28 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Wyrm1

    July 22, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    I’d rather be playing the Reggae Boyz than Haiti. Jamaica is a better team than Haiti, but they lack the speed that the US struggled with in group play. I think 2-0 is about right.

  2. 2.

    raven

    July 22, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    Lot a bitchin about the women playing on artificial turf. That ain’t grass.

  3. 3.

    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    Anyone have a streaming option that doesn’t require a subscription. SporTV is not covering either game here.

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    MattR

    July 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    @Wyrm1: I’ll have to go 2-1 USA because of the American defensive center backs. Are Brooks and Alvarado supposed to have tremendous upside? Is that why they are starting? They have looked pretty terrible all tournament. I thought the Gonzalez and Ream pairing was much better and Gonzalez was an improvement over Brooks in the last match. I was actually shocked that neither Brooks or Alvarado was dropped for Besler after the group stage.

  5. 5.

    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    Found one! Thanks anyway

  6. 6.

    raven

    July 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    @Randinho: Good, I had no help.

  7. 7.

    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    My live stream is in Portuguese de Portugal, btw! Sounds like Russian.

  8. 8.

    Baud

    July 22, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    @raven:

    Georgia Dome! (Just learned about venue).

  9. 9.

    Tripod

    July 22, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    US showing speed going forward but lacking final pass.

    Barnes got dished a nice pass in the middle of the box and put it in the cheap seats. Not sure what the US center backs were doing.

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    raven

    July 22, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    @Baud: Yup, I gotta go down there tomorrow. I bet it was a mess at 5 with the Braves-Dodgers just getting out.

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    raven

    July 22, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    @Tripod: There ain’t no cheap seat there tonight with both the US and Mexico playing. I think the worst seat (the ones that I get for the SEC championship game) were $150.

  12. 12.

    dedc79

    July 22, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    Um… not good

  13. 13.

    Tripod

    July 22, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    @raven:

    Yikes.

    Bit of a unlucky bounce for the US – they aren’t reacting well to the goal, look flustered in midfield.

  14. 14.

    Tripod

    July 22, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    That was a hell of free kick.

    2-0 Jamaica

  15. 15.

    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    A bit of a defensive collapse so far

  16. 16.

    Tripod

    July 22, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    US looks to be playing to get to the locker room rather than to get one back.

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    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    @Tripod: Probably not a bad idea at the moment. They need to regroup.

  18. 18.

    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm

    Okay, let’s see a repeat of USA v Slovenia from 2010 without the mysterious disallowed goal.

  19. 19.

    MattR

    July 22, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    US looked like the better side up until the goal. Will be interesting to see if the Jamaicans come out more defensively in the second half and if the US is able to continue getting quality scoring chances against that more defensive posture.

    (EDIT: And I guess the answer to the latter is “YES!!!!!”)

  20. 20.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    July 22, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    Hockey-style rebound goal to make it 2-1.

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    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    That’s one.

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    raven

    July 22, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    It’s the Georgia Dome not the Atlanta Dome!

  23. 23.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    July 22, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Man, female track athletes don’t wear clothes anymore, do they?

  24. 24.

    dedc79

    July 22, 2015 at 7:17 pm

    So many missed opportunities just in the past few minutes…

  25. 25.

    Wyrm1

    July 22, 2015 at 7:21 pm

    Well, we have definitely struggled with their speed, but the defense was embarrassing on the first goal (great header by Mattocks though) and the second was just a great free kick from a stupid foul by Guzan. Hopefully we will get the second back, we seem to be swarming in the second half

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    Randinho

    July 22, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    Well, I’m going to pull for a Mexico v USA third place game. Go Panama!

  27. 27.

    Wyrm1

    July 22, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    @Randinho: Same with me. Mexico/US in the consolation game would at least show an increase in CONCACAF depth past these two squads.

    Jamaica outplayed the US and probably deserved the win…. oh well.

  28. 28.

    Tripod

    July 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    Jurgen Klinsmann is a Harold Hill level bullshit artist.

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