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Archives for August 2015

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 5, 201512:58 pm| 204 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

The NYT published a guest op-ed by a doctoral student from Zimbabwe that provides an alternative view of the Cecil the Lion flap. The author was made aware of the incident when American friends started offering him condolences on the death of Cecil via social media. He was puzzled:

In my village in Zimbabwe, surrounded by wildlife conservation areas, no lion has ever been beloved, or granted an affectionate nickname. They are objects of terror.

When I was 9 years old, a solitary lion prowled villages near my home. After it killed a few chickens, some goats and finally a cow, we were warned to walk to school in groups and stop playing outside. My sisters no longer went alone to the river to collect water or wash dishes; my mother waited for my father and older brothers, armed with machetes, axes and spears, to escort her into the bush to collect firewood.

A week later, my mother gathered me with nine of my siblings to explain that her uncle had been attacked but escaped with nothing more than an injured leg. The lion sucked the life out of the village: No one socialized by fires at night; no one dared stroll over to a neighbor’s homestead.

When the lion was finally killed, no one cared whether its murderer was a local person or a white trophy hunter, whether it was poached or killed legally. We danced and sang about the vanquishing of the fearsome beast and our escape from serious harm.

None of this makes the Great White Tooth-Drillin’ Hunter who killed Cecil the Lion any less of a gigantic, leaky douchecanoe. But it’s an interesting perspective.

Open thread!

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Soundtrack for the GOP Debate

by Tom Levenson|  August 5, 201511:27 am| 142 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It, Clown Shoes, Good News For Conservatives

Couldn’t find a better choice than this:

 

I think they should cue up the change at about 1:20 for everytime the Donald or his tame scalp tribble commits an utterance.
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BTW — in case you’re wondering, those are theramins inside the matryoshas.  And yes, the world is not only stranger than we thought, it is stranger than it is possible to imagine.  See also Florida.
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Alternative GOP appropriate musical suggestions, anyone?

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Trials And Tribulations

by Zandar|  August 5, 20158:51 am| 131 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Post-racial America, Shitty Cops, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Nobody could have predicted, Our Failed Media Experiment

Didn’t take long for this to happen, did it?

Some of the contents of Sam DuBose’s car at the time of his death have been identified.

WLWT has confirmed through CPD’s search warrant inventory document that four bags and a jar of marijuana were in Dubose’s car at the time of the July 19 traffic stop that ended in former UC Officer Ray Tensing fatally shooting DuBose.

However, multiple sources have told WLWT officers found a little less than 2 pounds of marijuana.

No officials were immediately able to confirm the amount of marijuana found.

According to reports, the marijuana was found in the car’s center console, under the front passenger seat and on the floor behind the driver’s seat.

Police sources said the street value for the amount of marijuana found in DuBose’s car is  anywhere between $2,000 and $5,000 depending on the quality and the demand.

Police said any marijuana weighing more than two pounds is considered a felony.

Officers said the search warrant was obtained two days after the deadly shooting.

Because a police state that murders people certainly isn’t above planting evidence after the fact, even if having pot was worth justification for Sam DuBose’s summary execution by Ray Tensing, or that it had anything at all to do with Tensing pulling the trigger.  Because of course a black person killed by a white cop had pot on them, right? Michael Brown, Sandra Bland, Sam DuBose, yadda yadda forever and ever amen.  Always do, ya know.

So now thanks to the Cincinnati media that bungled this story from day one, accepting the police report that Tensing was being dragged and didn’t think to question it until after the bodycam footage surfaced, we have the same media accepting this police report, a warrant executed two days after the shooting, by cops that we already know lied to the media in the first place.  It’s not like they’d have any motive to make DuBose look like a felon or anything.

The stenography goes unquestioned again around here.  Good job, guys!

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DC Meet-Up

by DougJ|  August 5, 20157:25 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: Meetups and social events, Readership Capture

I think what I’ll do is scout some places out tonight and tomorrow morning and then post the place tomorrow morning. Let’s tentatively set the time for 8 pm.

Hope to you DCers at the meet-up tomorrow.

Update: I’ll tweet it too @DougJBalloon is my handle.

Update It’ll be Ventnor’s or the Black Squirrell

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Depraved Appetites

by Anne Laurie|  August 5, 20155:21 am| 118 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Election 2016, Open Threads

I wish our red tabby Rocket would confine himself to eating actual food products. His taste runs to clothing (from socks to jeans to party dresses) and household fibers. We not only have to store all garments behind closed doors — he’s mastered opening dresser drawers, but not turning doorknobs — the toilet brush has to be bunjee’d into its case to keep him from gnawing the bristles.

Speaking of depraved appetites, commentor Paul W. is working on a comprehensive drinking game for Thursday’s GOP debate. I’m not a drinker myself, but I have an informed suspicion that the current guidelines would lead to acute alcohol poisoning somewhere around the half-hour mark. Go read, and let him know your opinion…

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Apart from slaking the pain, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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Late-Night Horror Host Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  August 5, 20152:22 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Proud to Be A Democrat, Assholes, Our Failed Media Experiment

Cecil the lion immortalized as Beanie Baby http://t.co/oSvyJ67d0W pic.twitter.com/LR76CGvQHs

— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) August 4, 2015

Maybe one of the lower-polling GOP candidates could shoot it with a shotgun for publicity. https://t.co/AyIEPoibsj

— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) August 4, 2015

I can’t play Vampira, much less Vampirella, but with enough green body paint I can fake a pretty good Broom-Hilda. In the spirit of past-its-sell-by-date late-night schlock, some recent ‘Hail to the Hairpiece’ cheez…

"His ego is driving this train…and he keeps blackmailing the party with this 3rd party idea." @TheRickWilson #Trump pic.twitter.com/F9rlMM8vn4

— CNN Tonight (@CNNTonight) August 5, 2015

There is nothing more tiresome than respectable Republicans pretending that they don't know how all this ever happened to their party

— SkarkWeekSneak (@word_34) August 4, 2015

Matt Bai, at Yahoo Politics, “Donald Trump Amuses Us to Death“:

… This was back in 1999, just like the Prince song, when I was a junior political correspondent at Newsweek, and Trump was pretending to run for president for the very first time. His venue then was a complete train wreck called the Reform Party, which for a brief moment, believe it or not, was a pretty big deal in American politics, but by that point was ripping itself in half.

Founded by Ross Perot in 1995, Reform was then led, nominally, by the wrestler-turned-Minnesota-governor Jesse Ventura, a populist libertarian with whom I spent an inordinate amount of time in those days. But Pat Buchanan, the disenchanted social conservative, had decided to stage a hostile takeover so he could use the party’s ballot line to run for president again — an eventuality Ventura was so determined to stop that he would have gladly thrown his support behind any half-wit degenerate who came through the door with some cash and a plausible resume.

And in walked Donald Trump…

Marcy Wheeler, at Salon, enjoying the show:

… While once thought of as a flash in the pan, Trump’s candidacy has proven to be a far bigger problem for the Republican Party than establishment figures ever expected. In coping with such a colossal headache, the Party seems to be following the Kübler-Ross model of grief — the model frequently used to describe how people come to grips with the death of a loved one.

Most institutional Republicans still appear to still be in the denial stage: “He doesn’t really want to be President, he just wants to run and get lots of attention doing so.”… “As soon as yet another imagined dream candidate gets in the race he’ll start eating into Trump’s lead.” “He — or an staffer — said something so offensive it will make him toxic.” Curiously, this latter form of denial always seems to focus on what Trump said, not what he did.

It’s that series of things that Trump has said, starting with the claim that immigrants are rapists,, which Republicans (fairly) worry might damage the party brand, that has led them to start lashing out — although the response was muted, as anything short of full-blown nativism risks damaging the national prospects of GOP candidates these days…

As Trump’s continued strength — and decisive pull in any third-party bid has become clear — the focus has shifted to securing assurances that he won’t withdraw his considerable fortune from the GOP and run on the Donald Trump Party ticket…

Kitsch is King: Trump and the Right Wing Authoritarian Style https://t.co/khHbVnWiUk From earlier today…

— Billmon (@billmon1) August 4, 2015

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JEB!, Lunging to Pander: Today’s Timeline

by Anne Laurie|  August 4, 20159:30 pm| 253 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, JEB! = John Ellis Not-Bush 2016, Religious Nuts, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Vagina Outrage, Assholes, Just Shut the Fuck Up

"I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues," Jeb Bush says at Southern Baptist Convention.

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) August 4, 2015

JEB!, dude, you know and I know and they know you know: The Southern Baptists are not voting for you in the GOP primary. You’ll be lucky to get their votes in 2016, even if the competition is Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Satan (assuming the SBs can differentiate between those three). Why say this crap, howevermuch it balms your wondered wounded spirits, when it’s not gonna win you any votes and it’s guaranteed to make you a media pincushion… again?

I swear, I have not seen a professional politician campaign this ineptly, and half-heartedly, since Teddy Kennedy primaried Jimmy Clinton Carter in 1980. And Teddy had the Secret Service funneling him a steady stream of plausible assassination threats. What’s keeping JEB! from dropping out before he embarrasses himself any further? The Look Bar will give him at the family compound, come Thanksgiving?

.@JebBush: You are absolutely, unequivocally wrong. https://t.co/a6O17dlEh4

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 4, 2015

A few more months of this and the GOP will be wishing for a candidate with the political skills of @MittRomney https://t.co/iiuiXLPz4f

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) August 4, 2015

Townhall political editor:

Did Cecile Richards & Hillary Clinton script this line for him? Big unforced error on important, timely issue. https://t.co/ZS3unEvQUp

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 4, 2015

Professional conservative commentor for hire:

Doesn't sound as bad in context, but yeah, Jeb is clearly past his prime as a campaigner https://t.co/um9ro8n1sO

— John Tabin (@johntabin) August 4, 2015

Jeb Bush's statement doesn't sound any better in context. pic.twitter.com/I1fV7kwD2y

— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) August 4, 2015

That Jeb quote was like watching a car get within 5 feet of the finish line then careening into the stands.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) August 4, 2015

That was fast: Here is @JebBush's clean-up statement pic.twitter.com/sySJHqTLuc

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) August 4, 2015

Bonus public embarrassment from last night’s debate, via the NYTimes:

… Mr. Bush, the former Florida governor, whose eight years out of office has left many wondering about his adroitness as a debater, delivered a low-key and sometimes halting performance — particularly on the subject of the Islamic State. He said America “needs to pick a strategy and stick with it,” but when asked about putting American forces on the ground to fight it, his answer seemed wobbly: “I’m not sure that’s necessary.”

He also stammered through his attempt at a joke about his famous family. “My dad is the probably the most perfect man alive, so it’s very hard for me to be critical of him,” he said. “In fact, I’ve got a T-shirt that says, uh, at the Jeb swag store, that says I’m the, um, I’m the, my dad’s the greatest man alive. If you don’t like it, I’ll take you outside.”…

Chroist Jayzuz, as my old man would’ve said, this is the best the Repubs can do for a “sane, grownup” candidate?!?

And here we were all expecting Trump/Cruz/Perry/Santorum to do something insane during the Fox debate on Thursday. I guess when the Rich WASPs break, they break bad(ly).

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