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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Venality / Orange Julius Squeezed Out

Orange Julius Squeezed Out

by Zandar|  September 25, 20159:40 am| 408 Comments

This post is in: Republican Venality, Our Failed Political Establishment

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John Boehner is out, folks. The NY Times:

Speaker John A. Boehner will resign from Congress and give up his House seat at the end of October, according to aides in his office.

Mr. Boehner was under extreme pressure from the right wing of his conference over whether or not to defund Planned Parenthood in a bill to keep the government open.

Holy hell.

[UPDATE] National Journal’s Alex Rogers with this home run tweet:

Yesterday Boehner’s office said: http://t.co/sYx9VXPaLVpic.twitter.com/4kGeZ224Qo

— Alex Rogers (@arogDC) September 25, 2015

Bwahahahaha.  And yeah, Imani is right, I’ve been waiting to write this headline for years.

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408Comments

  1. 1.

    Cain

    September 25, 2015 at 9:41 am

    Holy shit!

  2. 2.

    satby

    September 25, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Makes you wonder exactly what shoe is about to drop.

  3. 3.

    raven

    September 25, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Damn

  4. 4.

    jayjaybear

    September 25, 2015 at 9:42 am

    OMG…the Republicoup is here! Time for some contradiction-heightening!

  5. 5.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 9:42 am

    It’s been emotional.

  6. 6.

    Yatsuno

    September 25, 2015 at 9:43 am

    The real question is who ends up herding this group of cats?

  7. 7.

    Manyakitty

    September 25, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Do we have any predictions about which of the worse evils will replace him?

  8. 8.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 9:44 am

    As I said below – this ain’t good.

    We’re defunding over Planned Parenthood.

    We’re also getting a raging asshole as Speaker. Secret Service is gonna have to reallocate all its Treasury responsibility to Presidential and Vice-Presidential protection.

  9. 9.

    benw

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Wow – and nothing but the bare bones statement in the Times. Everyone surprised by this!

  10. 10.

    TaMara (BHF)

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Damn. This is not going to end well. What raging asshole is going to take his place?

  11. 11.

    Lee

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Hooooolyyyyyyy Shiiiiiiittt

    Yeah this is going to be bad.

  12. 12.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Both sides do it!!

  13. 13.

    Yatsuno

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    @Botsplainer: Shit. He literally just gave up any authoritah he had to get the caucus to line up with the clean bill the Senate has. Welp…hai der forced vacation!

  14. 14.

    John O

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Yeah, this is certainly going to throw all the cards up in the air in the House.

    I guess I hope the Republicans elect a lunatic, but that’s dangerous business. Better the drunk you know…

  15. 15.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 25, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Tears are falling everywhere!

  16. 16.

    David Koch

    September 25, 2015 at 9:47 am

    Osama bin Laden
    Whitey Bulger
    Andrew Breitbart
    Mitt Romney
    Bob Novak
    David Broder
    Dennis Hastertt
    FIFA
    Boehner

    BAMF

  17. 17.

    Rey

    September 25, 2015 at 9:47 am

    He was such a blubbering mess yesterday. Not surprised, which sociopathic Repub do we get now??? btw, I really like having Brian Williams on MSNBC when important stuff like this happens, makes them seem legit- LOL

  18. 18.

    benw

    September 25, 2015 at 9:48 am

    @beltane: Excellent point!

  19. 19.

    Kay

    September 25, 2015 at 9:48 am

    @Botsplainer:

    I agree. I think Boehner and Obama have a solid working relationship (as much as humanely possible) despite all the bullshit Boehner pumps out for the base.

  20. 20.

    Betty Cracker

    September 25, 2015 at 9:49 am

    Boehner was never anything more than an ambitious bagman. He didn’t understand he was signing up to run an asylum for the criminally insane, but that’s where he ended up. He couldn’t contain the Kamikaze Kaucus when they crashed the government over funding the ACA, and I guess Boehner didn’t fancy finding his stones back in the tea party vice over the even dumber and more pointless defunding of PP. So long, Weeping Cheetoh!

  21. 21.

    ET

    September 25, 2015 at 9:49 am

    I live/work on the Hill and I think the tectonic plates on the Hill start to move.

  22. 22.

    Suzanne

    September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

    I wonder if he is resigning to avoid embarrassment, and, if so, what sort exactly.

    Or maybe he is sick of being associated with those fuckers he leads.

  23. 23.

    Gavin

    September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

    OK, so the culture wars never stopped.. no real news there. But why would he resign his seat? Something smells fishy.

  24. 24.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

    So who is going to be the speaker now?

  25. 25.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

    I wonder if the old story about Boehner having an affair might turn out to be true.

  26. 26.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 9:51 am

    @Suzanne: He had a change of heart after listening to Pope Francis?

  27. 27.

    White Trash Liberal

    September 25, 2015 at 9:51 am

    Speaker Gohmert and a default followed by debt ceiling collapse.

  28. 28.

    Anya

    September 25, 2015 at 9:51 am

    I blame the Pope

  29. 29.

    Yatsuno

    September 25, 2015 at 9:52 am

    @Suzanne: A resignation this sudden is either immediate health concern or scandal. As he still gets a rather sweet pension no matter what (with an awesome health kicker to boot) it makes no difference to the AOS. I wonder why though.

  30. 30.

    Redshift

    September 25, 2015 at 9:52 am

    @Yatsuno: But on the other hand, he also eliminated the threat of consequences for relying on Democratic votes to pass the funding bill, so it may make a shutdown less likely, paradoxically.

  31. 31.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 9:53 am

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Not Eric Cantor. HA! HA! HA!

  32. 32.

    MattF

    September 25, 2015 at 9:53 am

    I’m poised between “Ha ha” and “Uh-oh.”

  33. 33.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 25, 2015 at 9:53 am

    Any chance he was prompted to this after listening to the Pope’s speech about public service and whatnot?

  34. 34.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 25, 2015 at 9:54 am

    @schrodinger’s cat: One wavelength, we are on it…

  35. 35.

    JMG

    September 25, 2015 at 9:54 am

    I assume the next Speaker will be out of Boehner’s leadership cadre. I also assume this move allows him to do whatever he damn pleases in terms of cooperating with Pelosi on a continuing resolution on the grounds of “you can’t fire me, I quit!” By Christmas, he’ll have some cushy K St. job like President of the National Association of Golf Course Owners and the next budget crisis will be some other sap’s problem.

  36. 36.

    Emma

    September 25, 2015 at 9:54 am

    So who put the horse’s head on his bed?

  37. 37.

    MattF

    September 25, 2015 at 9:54 am

    @FlipYrWhig: Um, “Gosh, I’m such a shithead, I’d better quit.” Sounds right to me.

  38. 38.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 9:55 am

    My money is on Kevin McCarthy.

    It will be an atrocious year. These fuckers are just wanting to see the world burn.

  39. 39.

    mai naem mobile

    September 25, 2015 at 9:55 am

    I blame the Pope. Thank Frank.

  40. 40.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 9:55 am

    The gastrointestinal bug that caused the Donald to be vomited up onto the national stage is going to bring forth another doozy for House Speaker. They should just go the full Gohmert just so we can watch the Village contort themselves in trying to depict the Repugs as sane.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    September 25, 2015 at 9:55 am

    He’s now free to cut a deal with Pelosi to keep the government open and pay our debts.

  42. 42.

    Yatsuno

    September 25, 2015 at 9:55 am

    @JMG: That makes the most likely candidates either McCarthy or Scalise. Fuck.

  43. 43.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Not surprised at all. Good for him. My only question is was his final decision made before or after Pope’s visit.

  44. 44.

    Baud

    September 25, 2015 at 9:56 am

    @Redshift:

    Beat me to it.

  45. 45.

    Redshift

    September 25, 2015 at 9:56 am

    If a scandal or health issue doesn’t come to light, my bet would be that he’s resigning with enough time left in Obama’s term to prove that it wasn’t just that he was a bad Speaker, nobody can herd these cats.

  46. 46.

    D58826

    September 25, 2015 at 9:56 am

    @TaMara (BHF): Ted Cruz of course. Surely he can be a Senator, run for president and preside over the House all at the same time. And In his spare time he can lecture the Pope on morality.

    Was feeling a bit optimistic that the Senate bill and Nancy would combine to get the House to pass a clean CR by 9/30. Noe who knows. On the other hand Nancy might still ride to the rescue.

  47. 47.

    Jack the Second

    September 25, 2015 at 9:57 am

    Does the election of the speaker require a majority or a plurality? If Republicans can’t get their act together, could we see a Speaker Pelosi in the near future?

  48. 48.

    TG Chicago

    September 25, 2015 at 9:58 am

    Has the stock market started to tank yet? Because this clearly indicates that we can expect a shutdown. And the economic turmoil will clearly be Obama’s fault. :-P

    I wonder how many “both sides” journalists will point out that the crazies ousted Boehner because he was (in their belief system) too willing to compromise. My guess=zero. Committed centrists are as bad as wackadoo wingers in clinging to their ideology despite the contradictions of reality.

    And obviously the wingers were listening to the pope yesterday, as he was going on and on about working together….

  49. 49.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 9:58 am

    @FlipYrWhig: I heard he was heavily criticized by his caucus for being too excited by the Kenyan Muslim Communist pope’s visit.

  50. 50.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 9:58 am

    On radio, a pundit said that all Boehners friends who are moderate GOP are out of their seats in Congress. Alert me if we hear that truth from our corporate press.

  51. 51.

    Betty Cracker

    September 25, 2015 at 9:59 am

    @Yatsuno: It might be a health issue or impending scandal. But my guess is he just doesn’t have the stomach for another government shutdown fight, at least not one where he has to put his speakership in the hands of the lunatics in his own caucus.

  52. 52.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

    @Redshift: yes. And gives his successor a leg up on 2016 elections. Smart move.

  53. 53.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

    @beltane:

    Orange Julius gave them the pip by palling around with.. well, you know.

  54. 54.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

    @Emma:

    So who put the horse’s head on his bed?

    Paul Ryan did reiterate his support two days ago.

  55. 55.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

    So forevermore it will be: “John Boehner, failed Speaker of the House of Representatives”.

    Failed to stand up to extreme right wing nut cases, failed, despite some middling attempts, to exert the kind of authority people in that position have traditionally exercised. Failed.

    Another tough-talking swaggering conservative who in his actions turns out to actually be a whining coward.

    Cue David Brooks, Charles Krauthammer, the Ghost of David Broder, and the entire young gentelmen’s Betlway chorus en masse: “If only Barack Obama had met him halfway instead of insisting on being a hard-left socialist, Boehner would still be Speaker”

  56. 56.

    dedc79

    September 25, 2015 at 10:01 am

    First order of business post-resignation: a 72 hour bender.

  57. 57.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:02 am

    @catclub:

    Was that support expressed in the form of charts and graphs and a budget plan full of sound and fury?

  58. 58.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:02 am

    @Morzer:

    Not Eric Cantor. HA! HA! HA!

    I think Speaker of House does NOT have to be a member. Maybe Trump? Antonin Scalia? Ann Coulter?

  59. 59.

    Keith G

    September 25, 2015 at 10:02 am

    If this is happening because of idealogy, good for John Boehner I wish he done this earlier.

    While his drinking and smoking certainly have
    taken some years of his life, saving the Republican Party from itself has also taken a toll on his life span. Now, he can just walk away and let the assholes be the complete assholes that they are and let the public decide from that who should have power in this country.

  60. 60.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:03 am

    More I think about it, this feels like a chess move specifically to benefit Calgary Ted.

  61. 61.

    shell

    September 25, 2015 at 10:03 am

    Is it really that shocking? Surprised he lasted this long dealing with the new lunatic fringe of his Congress. Maybe the jockeying for power will take attention away from the shutdown/Planned Parenthood kerfuffle.

  62. 62.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:03 am

    John Boehner is now free to spend his days on the golf course. Given a choice between golf and trying to reason with teabaggers, who can blame him for choosing golf?

  63. 63.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:04 am

    @TG Chicago:

    Has the stock market started to tank yet?

    Not yet. Up 1%+

  64. 64.

    dmsilev

    September 25, 2015 at 10:04 am

    It’s interesting timing. You’d think he’d have waited a week to make the announcement, so that either the budget would have been kicked down the road (continuing resolution for a few months) or that we’d be in a shutdown state. Now, this upends the whole thing. Maybe it’s a “fuck it, I don’t care any more” moment, and his last effective act as Speaker will be to pass something with the help of Pelosi.

  65. 65.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:04 am

    @catclub:

    There’s always Scott Walker…..

  66. 66.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 25, 2015 at 10:04 am

    @shell:

    Maybe the jockeying for power will take attention away from the shutdown/Planned Parenthood kerfuffle.

    By all accounts the determination of the Tea Baggers to vote against any budget that doesn’t include defunding Planned Parenthood is exactly the cause of his resignation.

  67. 67.

    Kay

    September 25, 2015 at 10:05 am

    @Morzer:

    I wonder if the old story about Boehner having an affair

    It’s a really old story. We have a former Dem county chair who said he had a reputation as a “skirt chaser” when he was in state government. Even the language is old. :)

  68. 68.

    gogol's wife

    September 25, 2015 at 10:05 am

    @Yatsuno:

    My God, when somebody mentioned “Kevin McCarthy” above, I thought they were referencing Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and that what we can expect is to be running on a highway at night trying to get someone to listen. That still seems more likely to me than any other prospect.

  69. 69.

    GregB

    September 25, 2015 at 10:05 am

    If only President Obama had invited Boehner over for a gin and tonic brunch every morning at 10:00 a.m. this could have been avoided.

  70. 70.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:09 am

    I can’t wait to see how David Brooks explains this to us.

  71. 71.

    Keith G

    September 25, 2015 at 10:10 am

    @GregB: you are assuming that it would be a good idea for Obama to help avoid the state of affairs. I’m not so sure that’s the case.

    Allow me to add, that I recognize your snark.. I think that this is good news for the President and for Democrats in general

  72. 72.

    Betty Cracker

    September 25, 2015 at 10:10 am

    At least Boehner kept his staff informed. From yesterday (linked in Z’s update above):

    “He’s not going anywhere,” said Boehner’s communications director Kevin Smith. “If there’s a small crew of members who think that he’s just going to pick up and resign in the middle of his term, they are going to be sadly mistaken.”

    Oops.

  73. 73.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    September 25, 2015 at 10:10 am

    Yeah, as some folks have said above, this is Not Good. Government shutdown for sure.

  74. 74.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 10:11 am

    @shell: I was expecting him to resign as the Speaker after the midterms.

  75. 75.

    Chris

    September 25, 2015 at 10:11 am

    @shell:

    Surprised he lasted this long dealing with the new lunatic fringe of his Congress.

    Might just be that a lot of Republican congressmen realized they’d never be able to give the lunatic voters everything they wanted, but didn’t want to be the ones to have to say that out loud… so instead they were happy to leave Boehner in his place and let him take all the heat.

  76. 76.

    SenyorDave

    September 25, 2015 at 10:11 am

    I used to wonder what it would be like if in some alternate reality Boehner, early on in his term as Speaker, had said something like:

    I don’t agree with the President and the Minority Leader on many things, but we all have a job to do and that entails working together. For my part, I pledge to seek compromise whenever possible and hope my counterparts on the other side of the aisle will do likewise.

  77. 77.

    D58826

    September 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    If Boehner and Nancy succeed in avoiding a shutdown and a debt limit crisis maybe the last line from Tale Of Two Cities would be a fitting end to his career – ‘Nothing in his (public) life became him like the leaving it’

  78. 78.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    @beltane: It’s Obama and the hippies’ fault.

    The tea baggers are never at fault for being hard liners, they’re always just a sort of force of nature with no agency of their own but simply acting like scorpions act; it’s the responsibility of “moderates” to manage and accommodate them.

    In Brooks World.

  79. 79.

    dmsilev

    September 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    @Betty Cracker: I checked over at RedState to see how they are reacting (short version: they’re expecting Boehner’s replacement to “sell out conservatism”), and there was a mention that Boehner’s office gave other members of his “leadership team” just about 5 minutes warning before going public.

  80. 80.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    September 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    @dedc79: How will we even tell?

  81. 81.

    Shana

    September 25, 2015 at 10:13 am

    @Morzer: Signifying nothing?

  82. 82.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 10:13 am

    @D58826: You beat me to it. Ted Cruz has been spending an offal lot of time (sic, btw) on the other side of the Capitol, and I have no doubt one of his acolytes will be his sock-puppet Speaker.

    Better belt yourselves in. It’s gonna be a rough ride now that Boehner’s decided to spend more time with his liver, or whatever’s left of it.

    Paradoxically, I wonder if the disaster that’s about to befall us will increase the odds the Dems can retake the House?

    NAAHHHHH!

  83. 83.

    ET

    September 25, 2015 at 10:13 am

    I have a co-worker who sees him at the Starbucks on Penn and 3rd in the early AM and said he didn’t have as much security today as he has had in the past and she thought he wasn’t looking well. Wonder what the tipping point was.

  84. 84.

    Lee

    September 25, 2015 at 10:14 am

    I agree with Redshirt above. I think this will let him pass whatever he wants with the support of the Dems before he leaves.

    So short-term this is a good thing. Long-term it is going to be a gigantic clusterfuck.

  85. 85.

    Tim C.

    September 25, 2015 at 10:14 am

    This could actually be terrible news. Orange crush was a typical GOP douche, but he knew the world was round. We could very well be in for a total flat earth takeover.

  86. 86.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 10:15 am

    Obama has to be thinking now about how to game a third shutdown/debt ceiling crisis so that it doesn’t get Donald Trump in the White House.

    The 2013 iteration was the first time in my life that I thought an actual breakup of the United States was a non-negligible possibility.

  87. 87.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    September 25, 2015 at 10:15 am

    I think Boehner listened to what the Pope had to say yesterday, realized how similar it was to everything Obama has been saying for 7 years and decided he no longer wanted to deal with the shit-flingers in his party.

    No scandal, no health concerns. Just exhaustion. Could you imagine what it would be like to have to lead that collection of morons, bigots and assholes? All the perks in the world aren’t worth it.

  88. 88.

    Peale

    September 25, 2015 at 10:15 am

    @dmsilev: hopefully they’ll get the debt ceiling lifted as well. If it wouldn’t be so destructive, part of me want the government shut down and not reopened until there is an election. Make the election about continuing to have a federal government. Yeah, there would be a rather large recession that would last years. But I’m getting a bit tired of this as well.

  89. 89.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:15 am

    @ET:

    Given his staff’s apparent lack of knowledge and the number of tears yesterday, I’m still thinking rehab or cancer as a key component.

  90. 90.

    Belafon

    September 25, 2015 at 10:16 am

    @Jack the Second: A majority. I think it’s only happened once where the minority party held the speaker’s position.

  91. 91.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:16 am

    @dmsilev: Maybe it did have something to do with the pope’s visit, something that impelled Boehner to get up and say “Screw this shit.”

  92. 92.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:17 am

    @Poopyman:

    I think it’s about time that the GOP let their freak flag fly and showed the world just how crazy they really are. Might be the best thing for all of us to bring the whole stage set crashing down on the asylum.

  93. 93.

    Belafon

    September 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Steve Scalise is the current number 2, the self proclaimed David Duke without the baggage.

    If he stays in power and a Republican becomes president, we’ll be back to the early 1900s. The first order of business will be removing minorities from government positions.

  94. 94.

    Ryan

    September 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Wonder who else the Pope is going to exorcise while in country.

  95. 95.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

    @Anya: I blame Obama. Thanks Obama!

  96. 96.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 10:20 am

    @ET:

    Wonder what the tipping point was.

    Right about when the elbow gets above the shoulder. Rimshot!

  97. 97.

    gelfling545

    September 25, 2015 at 10:20 am

    @schrodinger’s cat: I was hoping that might be the reason he got all emotional: that he looked into his sinful wicked heart & was appalled. Well, maybe. I guess anything could be possible.

  98. 98.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:21 am

    @J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford: Boehner was visibly moved, almost to the point of having a breakdown. If he was already planning to step down, the need to feel at peace may have become overwhelming.

  99. 99.

    Belafon

    September 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

    @Belafon: Update, sorry, fed invalid information. Scalise becomes Majority leader. McCarthy could move up to Speaker if they were to vote on next in line.

  100. 100.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

    @Botsplainer: I can’t game that far out (and I’m not certain the AOS can, but there’s plenty of folks around him who can), but I’ll defer to your analysis.

    Also, too, sorry to hear about your incident. I missed the description, and should probably do some actual work instead of looking for it.

  101. 101.

    dmsilev

    September 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

    @Ryan: Will he take requests? I’d like to request he go after Dick Cheney.

  102. 102.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

    @beltane:

    Maybe it did have something to do with the pope’s visit, something that impelled Boehner to get up and say “Screw this shit.”

    That would be a real shame, because I bet the POPE would want to bring a message that gives reasons for keeping on and NOT giving up.

  103. 103.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

    Maybe this was like Henry IV at Canossa: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_IV,_Holy_Roman_Emperor

  104. 104.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

    @Belafon:

    The first order of business will be removing minorities from government positions.

    Men are a minority in this country.

  105. 105.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

    @Belafon:

    If he stays in power and a Republican becomes president, we’ll be back to the early 1900s. The first order of business will be removing minorities from government positions.

    I’m thinking that the apparent goal of movement conservatives is a polity that has the outward trappings of a free democracy and a pretty sounding, unenforceable set of constitutional rights. Power, however, will be in the hands of puppets controlled by financial elites, mostly inherited. Think Mexico under the PRI in the 70s and 80s, or Venezuela in the decades prior to Chavez.

  106. 106.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

    @catclub: Yes, but Boehner may have felt he wasn’t up for martyrdom, which was the next step on his path if he obstructed the will of the tebaggers. He is not a courageous man by any means.

  107. 107.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 10:27 am

    @Botsplainer: My thought was serious health issue as well. The ladies’ man scandal talk has indeed been around since his OH statehouse days and “skirt chaser” was still in common usage, as Kay pointed out.

  108. 108.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:27 am

    @Peale:

    hopefully they’ll get the debt ceiling lifted as well

    This seems to make it possible to bring up bills that pass with mostly Democratic support. It would really be funny if he brought up that Immigration bill that has never gotten a vote in the House.

    The far right has lost any leverage over him. Interesting!

  109. 109.

    dmsilev

    September 25, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Apparently one story that is circulating is that Boehner wanted to step down last year and hand the Speakership over to Eric Cantor, but that plan went down in flames after Cantor got Tea-Partied in his primary.

  110. 110.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:29 am

    @beltane:

    Boehner may have felt he wasn’t up for martyrdom

    He’d lost his zest.

  111. 111.

    ArchTeryx

    September 25, 2015 at 10:29 am

    @Emma: @catclub: Horse’s head, nothing. Someone from K Street put a big check under his bed with a little handwritten note: “Good only until October.”

  112. 112.

    Amir Khalid

    September 25, 2015 at 10:30 am

    @Yatsuno:
    Maybe the Republicans could give one of these guys a call.

  113. 113.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 10:30 am

    From the WaPo:

    The shocking move means there’s unlikely to be a government shutdown next week. Following Boehner’s announcement, House Republicans said there was agreement to pass a clean spending bill to avert a government shutdown. Several members of the Freedom Caucus, the conservative group which led the revolt against Boehner’s leadership, said they will now support the spending bill without demands to defund Planned Parenthood attached to it.

    “The commitment has been made that there will be no shutdown,” said Rep. John Flemming, (R-La.).

    The House intends to vote next week on a clean spending bill and then move on to budget reconciliation — where, Republicans said, both repealing the Affordable Care Act and stripping Planned Parenthood of funding will be considered.

    Reconciliation bills are considered under special rules that require only a simple majority to pass and they cannot be filibustered in the Senate.

  114. 114.

    JPL

    September 25, 2015 at 10:31 am

    @ArchTeryx: Doesn’t he have to wait before becoming a lobbyist.

  115. 115.

    Eric S.

    September 25, 2015 at 10:31 am

    When ever I think of the GOTea I can’t help but think of this. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

  116. 116.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:31 am

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    Just heed the warning – never, ever, ever go and hand-deliver an invoice at the home of a client in order to shame them into taking care of it. It has worked in the past – but nobody has ever been there to greet me.

    I’m convinced that the only reason I’m alive today is that there were two of us in the car and I kept shouting that neither of us was armed as my hands were up and visible in the window. He could come up with a lie on one shooting, but he could never explain two.

  117. 117.

    J.D. Rhoades

    September 25, 2015 at 10:33 am

    @SenyorDave: The Teahadists would have literally slit his throat on the House floor.

  118. 118.

    Hawes

    September 25, 2015 at 10:34 am

    @Anya: Francis’ first miracle on his way to canonization

  119. 119.

    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 10:34 am

    A bit late to the party, but I’m guessing Boehner will have some choice words for his GOP colleagues.

    Now we will see whether he is made of stern stuff or just tears and booze.

  120. 120.

    Keith G

    September 25, 2015 at 10:35 am

    The reporting is a Boehner had planned to resign much earlier, but political leadership considerations within the caucus forced him to stay later than he desired. And the Hill newspaper is reporting that Congressman Ryan is not going to be a candidate for Speaker of the House.

  121. 121.

    Eric S.

    September 25, 2015 at 10:35 am

    @beltane:

    Given a choice between golf and trying to reason with teabaggers

    Please, please, please give me a 3rd choice.

  122. 122.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:36 am

    @Poopyman:

    The House intends to vote next week on a clean spending bill and then move on to budget reconciliation — where, Republicans said, both repealing the Affordable Care Act and stripping Planned Parenthood of funding will be considered.

    Reconciliation bills are considered under special rules that require only a simple majority to pass and they cannot be filibustered in the Senate.

    Christ on a stick.

    They’re working with Cruz.

    Next head on the block is the Turtle, but Turtle is a master conniver of longstanding, and actually does have a core philosophy that the government is about governing.

  123. 123.

    raven

    September 25, 2015 at 10:36 am

    @BGinCHI: did you hear about Ort getting thrown in jail?

  124. 124.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 10:37 am

    @Eric S.: Ummmm, a regular on Morning Joe?

  125. 125.

    Amir Khalid

    September 25, 2015 at 10:39 am

    I’ve always wondered why Böhner hung on to the Speaker’s job for so long, when it seemed such a rotten place to be. His own caucus despised him, and the Democratic party couldn’t cut deals with him because he had a hard tme delivering his party’s House votes.

  126. 126.

    Chris

    September 25, 2015 at 10:39 am

    @J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford:

    I think Boehner listened to what the Pope had to say yesterday, realized how similar it was to everything Obama has been saying for 7 years and decided he no longer wanted to deal with the shit-flingers in his party.
    …
    No scandal, no health concerns. Just exhaustion. Could you imagine what it would be like to have to lead that collection of morons, bigots and assholes? All the perks in the world aren’t worth it.

    I don’t know if I believe it, but I kind of hope it’s true. Or the romantic in me does, maybe.

    Wingnut Uncle retweeted something the other day that had a picture of John Paul II and one of Francis next to each other, with the caption “THIS GUY RISKED HIS LIFE AGAINST COMMUNIST OPPRESSION – THAT GUY THINKS YOU SHOULD EXPERIENCE IT.” (Which is pretty much the teabagger reaction in a nutshell). When the hysteria and “if you’re not with me you’re against me” demands for purity have reached the level of absurdity where people can unironically call a Pope a communist and not see how fucking ridiculous they’ve become… I can see that being the kind of last straw that convinces someone that “I just don’t want to deal with these barking lunatics anymore.”

  127. 127.

    yellowdog

    September 25, 2015 at 10:39 am

    @D58826: Cruz could be elected Speaker. There is no requirement to vote for a person who is a member of the House of Representatives.

  128. 128.

    sharl

    September 25, 2015 at 10:40 am

    What I’m hearing on the radio now is that Boehner is a committed, serious Catholic, and he’s been trying to get this and previous Popes to speak before Congress for years. So yesterday was a huge personal victory for him. The speculation from those I’m listening to is that this is him leaving on a (personal) positive note.

    This speculation seems plausible to me, especially given the bleak and uncertain future facing him if he had decided to stick it out.

    Right now the off-the-record chatter seems to be favoring a CR (Congressional resolution) that would temporarily fund Federal operations through December, allowing the House to work out its leadership issues and decide how to proceed on the budget issue.

  129. 129.

    Hawes

    September 25, 2015 at 10:41 am

    For Boehner to get his soft landing on K Street, he will probably need to raise the debt ceiling until 2016, get a CR to cover a few more months – maybe longer – and then ride off with a hearty, “Fuck you, Teanderthals!” to his Krazy Konservative Kaucus.

    The result will either be GOP moderates allying with Democrats to get a guy like Charlie Dent into the speakership or complete abdication to the Krazy Konservative Kaucus.

    If the former, maybe we see some weak immigration legislation and some mild voting rights protections.

    If the latter, well, Lenin said you had to heighten the contradictions. A Krazy Kaucus speaker could, potentially, possibly flip the House.

  130. 130.

    D58826

    September 25, 2015 at 10:41 am

    @Poopyman:

    The House intends to vote next week on a clean spending bill and then move on to budget reconciliation — where, Republicans said, both repealing the Affordable Care Act and stripping Planned Parenthood of funding will be considered.

    Reconciliation bills are considered under special rules that require only a simple majority to pass and they cannot be filibustered in the Senate.

    .

    I’m not sure why they think this will avoid a shutdown. If either provision is in the final bill Obama will veto it and there are not the votes to override. We then are back to square one.

    As far as the teaparty voting for the CR, why not they got the scalp they wanted

  131. 131.

    Hal

    September 25, 2015 at 10:41 am

    If does a press conference, how hard is he going to cry?

  132. 132.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 10:42 am

    Renowned Buzzfeed reporter asks …

    Rosie GrayVerified account
    ‏@RosieGray Rosie Gray retweeted Ali Gharib
    now i’m curious: has anyone ever resigned from the papacy?

    (h/t zombie Dick Nixon’s tweet)

  133. 133.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:42 am

    @Botsplainer: Turtle knows where the bodies are buried. He isn’t going anywhere and he certainly isn’t going to follow Ted Cruz on his cliff jumping mission.

  134. 134.

    EZSmirkzz

    September 25, 2015 at 10:42 am

    Well ladies and gentlemen, now you’ve got your wish. You’ll no longer have John Boehner to snicker around any longer.

  135. 135.

    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 10:44 am

    Yeah, I think we know why he was so boo-hoo when the Pope was visiting. I mean, he cries easily, which is actually admirable, but he must have known the putsch was coming.

  136. 136.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 10:44 am

    @EZSmirkzz: Hi DougJ!

  137. 137.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 10:44 am

    @Redshift: The resignation is well timed for that. By resigning in 30 days, he stays on as SOTH long enough to broker a budget bill. There’s a small part of me that wants the agreement to terminate in 12 months or so – just in time for the 2016 general election, so we can see what b#tsh!t-crazy GOTea misbehavior looks like right before the US heads to the polls.

    This could be the masterstroke of the Establishment GOP that the VSPs insist still exists: by enabling a bipartisan budget for the 2015 cycle and then stepping aside, Boehner a) hints that there are still GOP congresscritters who actually believe in government functioning effectively and b) sets up the Teahad for The Big Bad Fall right before a major electoral cycle. Assuming the wingnuttiest among them will behave predictably (and predictably crazy), this could relegate the nativist/Bircher/Birther craziness to a corner for some time.

  138. 138.

    SenyorDave

    September 25, 2015 at 10:44 am

    @J.D. Rhoades: But the Villagers would have showered him with love

  139. 139.

    Morzer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:45 am

    @Poopyman:

    Oh you know, only the pope before this one.

  140. 140.

    Amir Khalid

    September 25, 2015 at 10:46 am

    @Poopyman:
    A Pope did resign, just a couple of years ago. Does this Rosie Gray person actually not remember that?

  141. 141.

    Mike in NC

    September 25, 2015 at 10:46 am

    @dedc79: Boehner leaving to spend more time with his close friends Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, douchebag.

    All hail Speaker Goehmert!

  142. 142.

    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 10:47 am

    @raven: NO. What happened? I thought he was in poor health….

  143. 143.

    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 10:47 am

    @D58826:

    Republicans said, both repealing the Affordable Care Act and stripping Planned Parenthood of funding will be considered.
    Reconciliation bills are considered under special rules that require only a simple majority to pass and they cannot be filibustered in the Senate.

    Damn. If they actually manage to destroy ACA I think that will be the end of the GOP. Their base may think it’s still a great idea, but millions of people would lose insurance, post haste. It is true sociopathic insanity, but by no means will that deter the current Republican stampede of evil.

  144. 144.

    JPL

    September 25, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Dave Weigel is tweeting the Cruz speech
    Cruz to social conservatives: “You want to know how much you terrify Washington? Yesterday, John Boehner was the speaker of the House.”

    Cruz says that Obama’s meeting with Xi Jinping is a meeting “between the world’s most powerful communist and the president of China”

  145. 145.

    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 10:48 am

    @schrodinger’s cat: Seriously. He’s not even trying anymore.

  146. 146.

    Manyakitty

    September 25, 2015 at 10:48 am

    @Amir Khalid: I hoped that was a joke…

  147. 147.

    NickM

    September 25, 2015 at 10:49 am

    For a moment, I thought that a disastrous House Speaker over the next year could help turn things around in 2016.

    Then I remembered I’m living in a country where Donald Trump is considered a legitimate candidate for President.

  148. 148.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    @Botsplainer: Yikes. I’m so very glad to hear you made it out in one piece. Among the reasons I admit to not missing practice. She says as she prepares to play co-counsel on a criminal case, with an official meeting with client, and big dog defense dude, this afternoon.

    In admittedly poor taste under the circumstances, I’ve mentioned before that criminal law is so much more polite than family law. I’m really sorry to hear you had that adventure.

  149. 149.

    David Koch

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    Big news day unfolding:

    FIFA president Sepp Blatter under criminal investigation in Switzerland

  150. 150.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    @JPL: He has to wait before becoming a registered lobbyist.
    He can be a senior counsellor to some lobbying firm, and just sit in his office and make phone calls and introductions.

  151. 151.

    RSA

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    He had a change of heart after listening to Pope Francis?

    Maybe his “private audience” took place in a confessional, and this is his penance.

  152. 152.

    shortstop

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    @JPL: No matter what comes out of his smarmy, smirky mouth, no matter how much he riles up the crazies, he’ll never get above 6 percent in the polls. And that makes me smile.

  153. 153.

    yellowdog

    September 25, 2015 at 10:50 am

    @Chris: Does EVERYONE have a wingnut uncle? I don’t because they have all died. I suspect that a couple of them would have fit the classification, but I didn’t have much to do with any of them. I know at least one of my many cousins is a fervent Trump supporter.

  154. 154.

    scav

    September 25, 2015 at 10:51 am

    @Morzer: & @Amir Khalid: There you go again, trying to confuse a reporter with facts, mere facts and memory games (unless applied correctly to events witnessed in a limited number of TV shows or movies). Silly biological entities.

  155. 155.

    mai naem mobile

    September 25, 2015 at 10:51 am

    I wonder if this.has.something to do with Dennis Hastert. I think his court dates coming up. I’m guessing he just got tired and had planned this and was waiting for the Pope visit.

  156. 156.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:51 am

    @JPL: Ted Cruz needs to be put in a straightjacket. No wonder Boehner stepped down, he’s set for life, why spend the remainder of his career acting as the role of insane asylum warden.

  157. 157.

    Dissatisfied Customer

    September 25, 2015 at 10:51 am

    This is great news for John McCain!

  158. 158.

    shell

    September 25, 2015 at 10:52 am

    With all this uproar over Boehner, I cant seem to find out. Did the Pope already make his speech, will make his speech and when? Thought it was supposed to be at 10am.

  159. 159.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:53 am

    @yellowdog: Yes, he’s called Crazy Uncle Liberty and he lurks somewhere in everyone’s family tree.

  160. 160.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 10:54 am

    @beltane: Hell, the Turtle buried some of the bodies. But it’s going to get (horrifyingly) interesting.

  161. 161.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 10:54 am

    @shell: The Pope’s speech to Congress was yesterday at 10am. Boehner, a devout Catholic, was an emotional wreck before, during, and immediately after the speech. Today’s speech was in front of the UN General Assembly.

  162. 162.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 10:55 am

    @yellowdog:

    Does EVERYONE have a wingnut uncle?

    Both my parents are only children.

  163. 163.

    srv

    September 25, 2015 at 10:55 am

    This is good news for Donald Trump.

  164. 164.

    Eric S.

    September 25, 2015 at 10:55 am

    @Poopyman:

    a regular on Morning Joe?

    Honestly, I’ve never seen a single second of this show. It is TV and not radio, right? The rest of you do make it sound horrible though.

  165. 165.

    geg6

    September 25, 2015 at 10:55 am

    @Baud:

    This was my first thought when I saw the headline.

  166. 166.

    shell

    September 25, 2015 at 10:56 am

    @beltane: The UN, thats what I meant.

  167. 167.

    MikeTheZ

    September 25, 2015 at 10:58 am

    @Poopyman: So there probably will be a shutdown after Obama vetoes the reconciliation bill that they slip ACA Repeal into…

  168. 168.

    scav

    September 25, 2015 at 10:59 am

    @shell: This should at least get you to the Guardian liveblog of it and other current papal activities. Why not, here’s the Guard on current Blatter Splatter to max-out linkages.

  169. 169.

    raven

    September 25, 2015 at 10:59 am

    @BGinCHI: check the flagpole
    It was littering!

  170. 170.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:00 am

    @Amir Khalid: Yes, and the very first time that happened, too. Popes tend to leave the Vatican feet first. OTOH, there’s a history of unpopular/unfavorable Pontiffs being quietly poisoned (one reason rumours about JP1 being poisoned persist: there’s precedent), so there IS a mechanism for removing an unpopular Pontiff – just not one that’s especially pretty.

  171. 171.

    Aleta

    September 25, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Hoo boy

    “Americans deserve a Congress that fights for opportunity for all and favoritism to none,” said Michael A. Needham the chief executive of Heritage Action, a policy arm of the conservative Heritage Foundation. … Today’s announcement is a sign that the voice of the American people is breaking through in Washington. ”

    (From the Nyt link in Z’s post)

  172. 172.

    danielx

    September 25, 2015 at 11:02 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    He couldn’t contain the Kamikaze Kaucus when they crashed the government over funding the ACA, and I guess Boehner didn’t fancy finding his stones back in the tea party vice over the even dumber and more pointless defunding of PP.

    I have to admit that after a few years of trying to persuade lunatics (who cannot be put in straitjackets nor yet medicated into docility) not to piss in the potted plants and fling shit at the walls, I’d be contemplating trading in ulcers and headaches for a few martinis after eighteen rounds*. With great longing.

    *If I played golf, which I regard as one of the more egregious wastes of time and pseudo-exercise ever invented. I don’t give a shit how much business is done on golf courses.

  173. 173.

    DTTM

    September 25, 2015 at 11:02 am

    I made the mistake of listening to a few crabby Tea Party types calling C-Span who were ecstatic and want the Turtle to go next, all because they have not impeached our Prez who is Destroying “DESTROYING! I tells you!” the U.S.

    They really hate PBO with an irrationality I don’t understand. Is it as simple as skin color aka birtherism?

    This is why I worry about our future with megalomaniac opportunists like Trump going against an increasingly vulnerable HRC.

    These right wingers really want to smash the system with no concern for the consequences and it worries me.

  174. 174.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 11:02 am

    Boehner was going to hold a press conference but decided at the last minute not to address reporters. How strange. This is one Boehner press conference I’d actually want to watch.

  175. 175.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:03 am

    @Aleta:

    I’m saddened that the Weathermen don’t seem to be around anymore.

    In a just world, that asshole would need to check the underside of his car with mirrors every time he left the house.

  176. 176.

    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 11:03 am

    @MikeTheZ: Well, there will be an override vote and then (maybe?) a shutdown. Perhaps a couple rogue Dems will vote to override, the ACA will collapse, and we’ll have finally seen the stark reality of Republican disdain for actual living, breathing humanity.

    But, yeah, shutdown seems very likely.

    The point, I suppose, is that the GOP will no longer be doing show votes with no consequences. McConnell is in a very tight spot, not that he’s ethical or even humane, but he knows how damaging actually passing repeal would be. The ACA is working and he and plenty of even the asinine Villagers know it.

  177. 177.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:05 am

    @Aleta:

    “Americans deserve a Congress that fights for opportunity for all and favoritism to none”

    That’s rich coming from a spokesbot for an outfit committed to making Ahmurrca a paradise for the Right Kind of People.

  178. 178.

    Alex S.

    September 25, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Shutdown, here we come, FUCK YEAH!!

  179. 179.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Boehner and Pelosi will work out a deal on the budget and then Boehner will drunk drive his golf cart into the sunset. Following this, the GOP crazies in the House will fling poo at the rest of the world as we go into the general election season.

  180. 180.

    Aleta

    September 25, 2015 at 11:08 am

    They want someone who won’t even speak to the President for the rest of his term.

  181. 181.

    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 11:09 am

    Yep.

    Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft
    With Boehner resigning, it looks like the Republican Party is one step closer to realizing their master plan of Whig v2.0.

    OK, an ex NFL punter understands that Boehner resignation means the wheels are comin’ off the GOP. Pundits?

  182. 182.

    ? Martin

    September 25, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Man, this is going to be ugly.

  183. 183.

    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:10 am

    @Aleta:

    They want someone who won’t even speak to the President for the rest of his term.

    Aide: “Congressman Scalise, the President is on line 1”
    Scalise: “Just tell that boy to fuck off”

  184. 184.

    MomSense

    September 25, 2015 at 11:12 am

    @Botsplainer:

    My son asked me who he got caught in the men’s room with.

  185. 185.

    danielx

    September 25, 2015 at 11:12 am

    @DTTM:

    They really hate PBO with an irrationality I don’t understand. Is it as simple as skin color aka birtherism?

    That’s a large part of it, and indeed many of the Republican base need nothing than contemplating the idea of a black man in the Oval Office to give them their daily rage fix. However, if Obama’s last name was Anderssen and he was pale as Marley’s ghost with blue eyes, his policy stands would still get him labelled as a Traitor to All that is True, Good and Right about America. The wingnut base has been conditioned for the last three decades to regard anybody to the left of Genghis Khan as UnAmurikan, and they’ve absorbed that conditioning with relish.

  186. 186.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 11:12 am

    @RaflW: At this point, they’re not going to destroy the ACA unless they can get a Republican President in. I don’t think there is any threat left that they can hang over the Democrats’ heads to get them to cave on that, since the ploy would be so transparent.

  187. 187.

    amk

    September 25, 2015 at 11:13 am

    will the gop ass kissing media start the republicans in a disarray meme at least now? I doubt it.

  188. 188.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Why is anyone surprised? This offers more evidence of the further rightward drift of the Republican party. But we already knew that from the insane Republican presidential candidate lineup.

    Really GREAT news for Democrats here. The big problem is that the House hitherto has remained a fortress of far-right Republican power. But with a new extremist as Speaker, the House Republicans will recklessly embark upon self-destructive quixotic effort after self-destructive quixotic effort — trying to shut down Medicare?

    You got it. Think that will go over well with voters? Ha!

    Voting for a debt ceiling government shutdown? You betcha. And the voters will explode with rage as their social security checks and medicare checks and food stamps and VA hospital visit evaporate. Yeeeeeee-hah!

    Voting in favor of impeaching the next Democratic president? Yup. And the public will recoil with the kind of disgust previously only seen in episodes of FEAR THE LIVING DEAD.

    This is a huge win for the Democrats. I predict a shift from Republican control back to Democratic control in another 3 years because of this. Once the public gets a taste of the full failed crazy extremism of the House Republicans, you’ll see voters fleeing the Republican party like the plague. The big problem for Repubs is that the House holds the power of the purse — and when you shut off someone’s money, that really angers them here in America.

    In Shithole America you can kill someone’s children or murder their wife or husband or put them in jail, and they’ll get mildly annoyed…but they’ll get over it. Force Americans to use the world’s shittiest and most corrupt health care system so that their children or spouse dies of some preventable disease, gun down a parent’s children in the insane War on Drugs, or blow away someone’s kids in a pointless endless unwinnable foreign war, and Americans will get a little bit peever — but only a little.

    But in Shithole America if you take away someone’s money, they will explode with the kind of rage only witnessed in other cultures in parents grieving over dead children. The House Republicans are going to destroy themselves, and it’ll be ugly to watch because of the sheer number of Americans who get brutalized as collateral damage. But in the end, the Republican party will permanently damage itself.

    Voting against abortion gets a few liberals upset… but voting to end Social Security and then having a Democratic president veto the crazy bill, that’ll really open voters’ eyes.

  189. 189.

    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:13 am

    @RaflW: I think this is right.

    Let us hope they proceed. Go ahead and putsch out the moderates (I can’t believe I’m calling Boehner a moderate). Long knives.

    The GOP is on its way to being a small, evangelical white supremacy party.

  190. 190.

    Aleta

    September 25, 2015 at 11:13 am

    @Botsplainer: “paranoia runs deep” — he’s got someone who does that already

  191. 191.

    mdblanche

    September 25, 2015 at 11:15 am

    @Morzer: Tired and emotional as the Brits would say.

  192. 192.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:15 am

    @DTTM:

    Is it as simple as skin color

    Yes, most likely. Those People aren’t qualified to attend postsecondary schools: everyone knows that they need quotas and lower standards to get in, because their natural capacities are too low to make the grade. So for any one of Them to achieve some high office must needs have cheated somewhere to get there. Nobody they know would admit voting for one of Those People, so the ballot had to be rigged. Plus he has a funny name, which is not Ahmurrcan at all. Etc. etc. They cannot grasp the idea that there are some people who aren’t exactly like them who can achieve great things, and they’re too invested in “we gave them Freedom™ and it wasn’t enough” to admit anything different. It’s one reason the Southern Strategy was so successful for so long: the folks who accepted Atwaterian campaigning just knew that busing would put their kids in the same schools with uneducable thugs, that Affirmative Action meant that incapable unqualified Other people got special treatment and unmerited promotion, that Welfare™ was paying single POC women to stay home and have a dozen baybees (with a matching dozen fathers – hence the focus on “restoring the family”) on their tax dollar, etc. So a non-white POTUS simply has to be either a master schemer or the tool of some larger nefarious plot (probably cooked up at the UN) to take away their money property daughters country.

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    Aleta

    September 25, 2015 at 11:17 am

    @Aleta: edit: strikes deep

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    Ksmiami

    September 25, 2015 at 11:18 am

    @RaflW: just wait till the insurers on k street have their say. Congress if it isn’t already will become even more irrelevant… “Is that gasoline I smell?”

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    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Some friends and I wargamed the picks of a Trump administration:

    POTUS: Trump
    VPOTUS: Ivanka (they can turn Blair House into condos, Ivanka can double up as FLOTUS)
    SECDEF: Lindsay Graham
    TREAS: Dick Fuld
    STATE: John Bolton
    LABOR: Scott Walker
    CJSCOTUS:Ted Cruz
    AG: Mark Levin
    SPEAKER: Gohmert!
    US CIVIL RIGHTS COMMISSION: Steve Scalise

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    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 11:18 am

    @DTTM:

    They really hate PBO with an irrationality I don’t understand. Is it as simple as skin color aka birtherism?

    It’s overdetermined. It’s racism, it’s decades of increasingly unhinged opposition to anything a Democrat does or says, and it’s the presence of a propaganda apparatus that allows people to envelop themselves in these nonsensical assertions hammering away at them 24 hours a day.

    I am sometimes in situations where Fox News is playing on a public TV screen. It feels like an almost physical assault: all these people agreeing with each other in alarmed and hectoring tones about nonsense that they all agree should make you angry and scared, scared and angry and hateful. There are people who voluntarily listen to this all day long and just leave the TV there as background noise.

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 11:21 am

    @Bill E Pilgrim:

    Cue David Brooks, Charles Krauthammer, the Ghost of David Broder, and the entire young gentelmen’s Betlway chorus en masse: “If only Barack Obama had met him halfway instead of insisting on being a hard-left socialist, Boehner would still be Speaker”

    So very, very, sadly true.

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    different-church-lady

    September 25, 2015 at 11:21 am

    @mclaren:

    Really GREAT news for Democrats here.

    If the country survives.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:22 am

    @BGinCHI:

    Bingo!

    In Shithole America, if the gov’t kills your kid, a parent will sigh with sadness. But if the gov’t takes away $100 a month, the same parent falls to hi/r knees weeping uncontrollably, rending their clothes, and tearing their hair out while howling with grief.

    Remember: the governing system in Shithole America is capitalism, which means “moneyism.” Money is what counts in Shithole America, not people. Mess with peoples’ money and they’ll erupt with the kind of maddened frenzy only seen in antique lynching photographs.

    It will be a sight to behold when the House votes to shut down Social Security or Medicare and a Democratic president vetos the bill.

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 11:23 am

    @mclaren:

    This is a huge win for the Democrats. I predict a shift from Republican control back to Democratic control in another 3 years because of this. Once the public gets a taste of the full failed crazy extremism of the House Republicans, you’ll see voters fleeing the Republican party like the plague. The big problem for Repubs is that the House holds the power of the purse — and when you shut off someone’s money, that really angers them here in America.

    Totally agree. Wouldn’t put it past Nancy Smash! to get in front of a camera today, pleading for moderate Rs and Independents to please join with the Democrats and save our country from the radical extremists in the Tea Party wing.

    Pleeease, Nancy???

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    Geeno

    September 25, 2015 at 11:23 am

    I think Boehner did this as a kind of FU to the rest of the caucus. I doubt there’s anyone eager to jump into his shoes; that’s why he still has the job after all. He probably sat in a meeting with some of the wingnut caucus and heard yet another ultimatum, and he just said “fuck this”.

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    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 11:23 am

    @boatboy_srq:

    because their natural capacities are too low to make the grade

    Ben Carson, oddly enough, excepted.

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    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Oh, nearly forgot – Rick Scott to head HHS

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    feebog

    September 25, 2015 at 11:24 am

    @MikeTheZ:

    So there probably will be a shutdown after Obama vetoes the reconciliation bill that they slip ACA Repeal into…

    No, that’s why the Boner is sticking around for a month. He can now use Democratic votes to pass at least a short term resolution. I would not be surprised to see action on the debt limit before he leaves as well.

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    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 11:24 am

    @BGinCHI:

    The GOP is on its way to being a small, evangelical white supremacy party

    That is what it’s looking like. Whatever Boehner’s real reasons for leaving, the optics of a Catholic Speaker of the House being pushed out of office within 24 hours of a pope’s address to Congress are very, very bad. Other than some extreme RW nutjobs like Antonin Scalia, the GOP is an evangelicals only party, with all the untethering from traditional civic values this entails. There can never, ever be any appeals to the consciences of people who know they are “saved” and whose shit is therefore inacapable of stinking. Theirs is a nihilist parody of Christianity.

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:25 am

    @mclaren: I’m weighing the benefits of being complimented by you.

    This could be bad for my rep.

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    debbie

    September 25, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Hearing the audience cheering when Rubio announced Boehner’s resignation at the Value Voters Summit is chilling:

    http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/watch_conservative_voters_wildly_cheer_as_marco_rubio_announces_john_boehners_resignation/

    I first heard it on the radio and immediately flashed back to the video of Palestinians dancing and cheering the news about 9/11.

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:27 am

    @beltane: We believe in nussing!!!

    /German Nihilists, bowling alley parking lot

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    DTTM

    September 25, 2015 at 11:27 am

    @boatboy_srq:

    Hence the rise of Trump, which really does scare the hell out of me, because HRC may not be able to overcome this anti-establishment sentiment, and definitely not Sanders. I really wish VP Biden had the energy to get out there and keep the crazies behind the door.

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    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 11:27 am

    The news evidently came as a complete shock to Democratic leadership, with Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi saying of the GOP conference: “God knows what’s next over there. Coming from earthquake country, this is a big one.”

    found over at Slate.

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:27 am

    @debbie: Or, you know, Nuremberg.

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    b1narys3rf

    September 25, 2015 at 11:28 am

    The only hope of decimating or at least reducing the R majorities in both houses is that their screwups are so bad, and Hillary is able to take advantage of it enough, that a Presidential election year makes the difference.

    Sadly, I fear that HRC’s team are not up to it, even if they’re handed opportunities on a silver platter.

    Every half-sane oligarch in this country needs to be weighing in both behind and in front of closed doors against what the Rs are about to do, but I wonder if there are enough with the courage.

    It is absolutely insane that in one of the few countries to have anything resembling a real recovery after the events of 2007-8, one major political party is now insane and delusional enough to try flushing it down the toilet. The 2014 election emboldened them again. To every Dem who failed to show up and vote, and to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, I say EFF U.

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    ET

    September 25, 2015 at 11:28 am

    @Botsplainer: That is what my co-worker thought as well.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:29 am

    @different-church-lady:

    If the country survives.

    Don’t despair. America has been through worse periods and came out okay. Look at the haymarket riots in the 1880s and 1890s, when the gov’t sent militias in to gun down striking women and children at the behest of the Pullman Company.

    Look at the Palmer Red scare in the 1920s, when boatloads of progressives were stripped of their citizenship and deported unconstitutionally.

    Look at the Vietnam war, when Nixon went berserk and sent the national guard out to arrest so many people in Washington D.C. protests that entire stadiums had to be razor-wired off and filled with arrestees.

    Or how about the Alien and Sedition Act?

    This is peanuts. Come next November, we’ll have a Democratic president and a Democratically controlled senate. That’s plenty of power to countervail the insane Republican-controlled House.

    Meanwhile, the Repubs in the house will fly their full far-right freak flag, and the entire country (except for the usual 27%) will recoil with appalled disbelief of a kind formely only seen in the last reel of a horror movie.

    I for one look forward to seeing the House vote for a military appropriations bill that includes a rider abolishing the IRS. When the Democratic president vetoes that monstrosity even the far-right voters will reluctantly approve.

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:30 am

    @DTTM: Fuck it. Let them out. Let’s do this now and get it over with.

    These fucking nuts need to drive themselves right off the cliff in full view.

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    Grumpy Code Monkey

    September 25, 2015 at 11:31 am

    @Dissatisfied Customer: Okay, can we all agree that joke’s sell-by date passed a long time ago? The can is starting to swell.

    Shit. This is truly unexpected. But I wouldn’t have held out near as long without shooting at least one of those assholes, so I can’t judge.

    Christ, the thought of Speaker Gohmert makes me ill.

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    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:31 am

    @catclub: Carson, like Cain before him and West before him, are the exceptions that prove the rule. They can claim that they never took no handouts, that their rise to prominence is entirely due to aptitude, fortitude and Grace™, and that most Other People who look just like them are lazy iggerant moochers who deserve no pity.

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:32 am

    @mclaren: Add these examples to your history, just for completion’s sake:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE

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    JPL

    September 25, 2015 at 11:32 am

    @debbie: Wow! Strange values indeed.

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    gian

    September 25, 2015 at 11:32 am

    @Anya:
    Someone probably beat me too it but they were reporting yesterday that he’d been trying for over 20 years to get a Pope to speak to Congress and JP 2 and Benedict turned him down.
    And he was crying (and looked sober) yesterday.
    I think he got a lifelong goal accomplished and sees no future in dealing with the nihilists like cospeaker Cruz

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    Mike J

    September 25, 2015 at 11:33 am

    @debbie: The look on Rubio’s face says he knows what his fate will be if he ever dares compromise on anything.

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    debbie

    September 25, 2015 at 11:34 am

    @Mike J:

    Paging Dr. Frankenstein: Meet the monster you created.

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    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Fuck, I’m actually finding myself nodding along with McLaren.

    I’ve got a lot going on, and that’s just the dingleberry on top of the shit sundae.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:35 am

    @DTTM:

    I really wish VP Biden had the energy to get out there and keep the crazies behind the door.

    LOL! VP Biden is the craziest of the crazies.

    Biden is a DINO who is more extreme than all the most far-right Republican extremists on every issue but gay marriage.

    Joe Biden, the “Band of One” needs watching. Last night I was reading a speech he gave on the Senate Floor in 1991, in which he claimed Pres. Bush wasn’t tough enough on crime and his crime bill was tougher than Bush’s. The cite is 137 Cong Rec S 8263.

    Leopards don’t lose their spots. If he gets elected we’ll live in a police state. His major priority is throwing more money at police, DEA, Homeland Security and anyone else with a badge.

    Here’s some quotes from his speech pushing for his 1991 crime bill over then President Bush’s bill. He thought Bush was soft on crime.

    “…Let me put it another way, Mr. President. In the past 1,000 days, Congress has given the power to the President to take away every penny a drug dealer makes, seize their houses, their cars, their boats, their jewelry, lock them up without parole or probation, and even execute them if need be…. (..) He wants the death penalty. I want it. He wants a change in habeas corpus. I do. He wants a change in the exclusionary rule. I want it… But that is it, by and large. [President Bush] does not want more prosecutors. He does not want more prisons, and he does not want more police. He does not want more aid to local law enforcement. He does not want help to fight juvenile gangs in America. The list goes on.” — Senator Joe Biden, 1991.

    Source: “Joe Biden’s One-Man Band.”

    This is the supposedly “sane” candidate you want to run for president.

    Are you drunk, brain-damaged, or just wacked out on hard drugs?

    Lie down and sleep it off, kiddo. You’ll make sense in the morning.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 11:36 am

    @BGinCHI: Yep. This.

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    debbie

    September 25, 2015 at 11:37 am

    @JPL:

    Did you catch the guy in the upper left corner cheering and waving his tricorn hat?

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    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 11:37 am

    The wingnuts on Twitter are saying that Boehner was an “oath breaker”. What on earth are they talking about? I don’t want to go Godwin, but does the Republican party now have oaths and things like that other political party I will not mention? These people are scary and need to be chased back under their rocks.

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    max

    September 25, 2015 at 11:39 am

    Time for a government shutdown. Crap.

    max
    [‘Here we go again.’]

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    BGinCHI

    September 25, 2015 at 11:39 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Don’t make me come all the way over the ocean and sort that fucking place out.

    I got stuff to do here.

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    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:39 am

    @DTTM: Trump is fearsome only in his ability to motivate the GOTea base in ways that Koch/Adelson/Murdoch never could: he speaks as One Of Us™ (so to speak) and holds accountable the very people who are funding the other candidates and hoping to hold on to power (behind the scenes of course). Assuming he gets the nomination, he’s beholden to a GOTea who’s honked off just about every voting demographic except Entitled Resentful White Men. ANY Rethuglican in the WH in 2017 is cause for concern, but given the alternatives (pResident Cruz, anyone?) Trump seems less bad than most with his take on investment banking, hedge funds and inherited wealth (above a certain point). I certainly won’t vote for him, but should he get the WH I’d be less likely panic than I would be with most of the rest of that pack. I’m more worried about a SOTH Huelskamp, King or Gohmert than I am of The Donald.

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    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:40 am

    @mclaren:

    Ah, there’s the McLaren I know.

    Thanks for that, you were making me nervous.

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    Anoniminous

    September 25, 2015 at 11:40 am

    Well.

    This was unexpected.

    Wondering if the resignation was the price needing to be paid so the GOP nutburgers would pass the funding bill.

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    gian

    September 25, 2015 at 11:40 am

    @beltane:
    He has to released from his curse by isuldurs heir … Or the Pope. Tolkien was Catholic after all

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    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 11:41 am

    @RaflW: To be fair, he’s a really intelligent and thoughtful ex-NFL punter. And my opinion has nothing to do with the fact that he’s hot. I’ve always been able to tell the difference; he’s the all too rare combination.

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    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 11:42 am

    @mclaren:

    Don’t despair. America has been through worse periods and came out okay.

    Wait, I thought it turned into Shithole America.

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    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 11:43 am

    The lunatics have finally taken over the asylum.

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    srv

    September 25, 2015 at 11:43 am

    @mclaren: You and your facts will never make any headway against the BJ ideology or idolatry.

    We need another 100,000 Clinton Cops. Remember that one?

  238. 238.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:44 am

    @b1narys3rf:

    Sadly, I fear that HRC’s team are not up to it, even if they’re handed opportunities on a silver platter.

    This is the common wisdom right now, but let’s look at the record of Hillary’s moves over the last 6 months. She has so far been pitch-perfect.

    I don’t see a single misstep.

    HRC’s campaign had a perfect campaign launch video, her talking points have been excellent, she’s come out on exactly the right side of the pharma debates and the TPP, she’s moving fast to take progressive high ground on all these issues. (Whether she actually governs that way is another matter, like Obama, who always faked left and then moved right.)

    These stands strongly appeal to the mood of the country right now. The Republicans don’t realize how ugly the mood is right now for plutocrats, and how bad the economy still is even in 2015 — the Republicans haven’t really internalized the brutal fact that the top 1% has captured 93% of the GDP growth coming out of the recovery since 2009.

    People are pissed, and even the Republicans I’ve talked to can’t stomach Jeb’s tax-cuts-for-billionaires plank.

    As for Trump, forget him. He’s already self-destructing (as others have pointed out on this forum) by dialing it down to appeal to voters in the general election. Trump’s antics may appeal to the Republican primary voters, but they alienate likely voters in the general election.

    I just don’t see any way for a Republican to win the White House next November.

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    dlm

    September 25, 2015 at 11:44 am

    I didn’t read all the comments so this may have been mentioned. After watching him break down a few times while the Pope was speaking, I thought he was taking the messages to heart. I think he can’t stomach the dirty, stab you in the back politics anymore. And of course, the insanity of it all.

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    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 11:45 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Shithole maybe. Hellhole America has not been achieved quite yet. Give it time.

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    gian

    September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am

    @gian:
    Isildur. Fat fingers on my phone

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    Botsplainer

    September 25, 2015 at 11:48 am

    @boatboy_srq:

    One thing for me over the past 20 years – it has become readily apparent just how mediocre Our White Betters in the conservative movement really are, and just how white privilege enabled them to collect credentials and income that bolstered their mediocrity.

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    redshirt

    September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am

    I don’t know what to think until Chuck Todd tells me what to think.

    So what do I think?

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    Karen

    September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am

    I think the conversation went like this:

    GOP “Here is what you’re going to do. Quit Congress and keep your dignity. If you don’t, then you will face a humiliating and embarrassing demotion so (some GOP guy) who is more in line with our platform and will command the opposition party will take your place.”

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    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 11:50 am

    This is a problem for the GOP right now. Why not let it play out before freaking out and hitting the panic button.

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    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 11:51 am

    @redshirt: Run around like your hair is on fire because we are all going to die.

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    raven

    September 25, 2015 at 11:51 am

    @schrodinger’s cat: aw come on, don’t ruin their fun!

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    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Just saw the news and wham! over 200 posts already.

    I imagine that the Tea Party people are wildly celebrating. Could we be closer to the madness of another government shutdown?

    I share the sentiments that things may get worse, and it certainly ups the ante on the GOP presidential Hunger Games.

    @feebog:
    RE: So there probably will be a shutdown after Obama vetoes the reconciliation bill that they slip ACA Repeal into…

    No, that’s why the Boner is sticking around for a month. He can now use Democratic votes to pass at least a short term resolution. I would not be surprised to see action on the debt limit before he leaves as well.

    Interesting speculation. There are a number of tax and budget issues remaining (esp the tax extenders). I suppose that the Wizard of Orange could be staying around to help get these items taken care of smoothly, but I am just not used to the idea of Boehner actually co-operating with the President and the Democrats to get things done.

    I’m still reeling at the news.

    Months ago, we had the pundits all weighing in on what the lame duck presidency of Obama would be like. Now we have Obama still finding ways to get things done, and Boehner looking like lame duck a l’orange.

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    Anoniminous

    September 25, 2015 at 11:52 am

    @redshirt:

    That vanilla ice cream is better with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a big cherry on top?

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 11:53 am

    @catclub: I was thinking I’d have LOVED to be a fly on Nancy Pelosi’s wall when she found out about this.

    My question: is it possible she will emerge a lot stronger now? The Tea Party types are whackadoodles living in a bubble of epistemic closure. I don’t see them being able to effectively govern.

    Maybe this will blow up very badly on the Tea Party types. Outside of their email chain and talk radio world, they are extremely unpopular with the American public.

    This actually might end well, do you think, after a lot of conniption in the meantime?

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    Kerry Reid

    September 25, 2015 at 11:54 am

    @Botsplainer: Except that the Weathermen tended to blow up themselves and low-ranking people in law enforcement rather than major players.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 11:54 am

    @Brachiator: Flaming lame duck a l’orange.

    Still full from breakfast, but it’s popcorn time.

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    PaulW

    September 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

    that dead pool list for Presidential candidates should have an updated list for dead pooling the series of failed Speakers the Far Right are going to shove into that office before they find out their shutdown obsessions don’t work for sh-t.

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    LanceThruster

    September 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

    Holy Weeping Cheetos, Batman!

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    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

    @Botsplainer: I’m still trying to decide whether the overt racism/sexism/anti-Otherism in the GOTea is conviction or projection.

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    Roger Moore

    September 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

    @JMG:

    By Christmas, he’ll have some cushy K St. job like President of the National Association of Golf Course Owners

    My prediction is that he’ll be the new head of DISCUS, the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States. He’s retiring to spend more time with his good friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

    @beltane:

    The wingnuts on Twitter are saying that Boehner was an “oath breaker”. What on earth are they talking about? I don’t want to go Godwin, but does the Republican party now have oaths and things like that other political party I will not mention?

    Boehner compromised. He refused to run defectors out of the Republican party when they crossed the aisle to vote against the gov’t debt ceiling shutdown.

    To today’s movement conservative, compromise = treason.

    If you want to see the future of the Republican party, look at Ann Coulter. And her career over the past 15 years is very instructive. She went from appearing on major Sunday political talk shows and writing columns for TIME magazine to being shunned by the major media and relegated to fringe talk radio shows and lunatic outlets like Glenn Beck’s fading show. Her extremism made her so unpalatable to the general American that she has simply faded from view.

    Ann Coulter (and soon the entire Republican party) is now out where the buses don’t run, in terms of media coverage and social impact. They’re out in the political wilderness along with the chemtrails fanatics and the David Icke aliens-control-all-the-world’s-royal-families nutjobs.

    The same thing will happen to the Republican party.

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    PaulW

    September 25, 2015 at 11:56 am

    Seriously, though. With the likelihood of the Far Right hijacking the House to push their Shutdown agenda, how many of the remaining RINOs – the Main Street Republicans who are actually keen on policy and stuff – are going to jump ship and join up with the Dems to shift the majority control?

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    Infamous Heel-Filcher

    September 25, 2015 at 11:57 am

    @Elizabelle: Maybe this will blow up very badly on the Tea Party types. Outside of their email chain and talk radio world, they are extremely unpopular with the American public.

    They poll poorly, but still get elected. They are popular enough with the only people who matter: those who show up to the polls every election (and not just on the first Tuesday of November of years divisible by 4).

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 11:57 am

    So folks, what do we think this does for Mr. Jeb! “lose the primary to win the general” Bush? Think the modern GOP is going to go along with that kind of milquetoast crap? LOL

    Hey Marco and Ted, let’s see y’all really duke it out now…

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    Frankensteinbeck

    September 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    @DTTM:
    There is no anti-establishment sentiment, or at least not more than the meaningless slogan it ever was. Trump catapulted to the lead by saying Mexicans are racists and murderers. Spot #2 on the Republican side is Carson, who says racist shit that’s almost as bad, but with My Best Friend Is Black flavor. White racism will never have more general election power than it did during Obama’s presidency, and Trump is a catastrophic -50 approval among Latinos. Hillary and Bernie are running a pretty normal primary, except maybe friendlier than most. What’s going on over there has no application to us other than showing off exactly what the GOP is made of.

    @Jack the Second:
    Last time this came up, the answer was ‘There is a very real possibility this could lead to Pelosi as speaker, because the vote goes with the majority of Reps who actually vote. If enough Republicans sit out the vote, she wins.’ Normally that is an absolute impossibility, but these are weird times.

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    Gin & Tonic

    September 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    @mclaren: Who are you and what have you done with mclaren?

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    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    @Karen: More like:

    GOTea: We’re gonna replace your a## with somebody who’ll do what we want. We’re tired of you bending and caving, and we want someone who’ll oppose unGodly Kenyan cryptoMuslim IslamoFascoSoshulism Every. Single. Day.
    Boehner: Fine. I’ll give you thirty days’ notice. Good enough?
    GOTea: GREAT!
    [pause]
    Boehner: Now, about that budget resolution…
    GOTea: [facepalm]

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    I’m feeling good about this, more and more. The GOP is crazy to be going after Planned Parenthood. Even if we don’t have a government shutdown, it’s a stupid, stupid stunt to even contemplate.

    Maybe stuff like this has to happen to wake up peeps to realize there aren’t as many moderate Republicans out there as our corporate media mouthpieces have led them to believe.

    Might we be seeing the beginning of peak wingnut and a reckoning at the polls in 2016?

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 11:59 am

    @boatboy_srq: You called it.

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    PaulW

    September 25, 2015 at 11:59 am

    @b1narys3rf:

    To every Dem who failed to show up and vote, and to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, I say EFF U.

    Actually, by forcing this situation where the Republicans are self-destructing like this, in full view of the world and public at large, this might have the advantage of convincing enough Americans to avoid voting Republican for the next ten generations.

    Of course, we may end up with a scorched crater where most of the East Coast used to sit, but it’ll be worth it.

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    DTTM

    September 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    @mclaren: I wish I could be as sanguine about HRC’s chances, but yet another story in the Times which shows her caught in a lie about Huma’s multiple jobs. This stuff has been driving her unfavorables higher and higher and drowning out her message.

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    Baud

    September 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    @Elizabelle: Maybe GOP in Disarray will also encourage more good Democrats to run in more districts, increasing our chances in November 2016 of making positive gains.

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    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    The GOP is on its way to being a small, evangelical white supremacy party.

    @beltane

    Other than some extreme RW nutjobs like Antonin Scalia, the GOP is an evangelicals only party

    Don’t think this is quite right. The Tea Party Ascendant is very different from the Christian evangelicals (even though there is overlap). You also have a smattering of neo-libertarians of varied and no religious conviction. The white supremacist branch of the party must tussle with arch-nationalists who can include a Bobby Jindal as long as everyone bows down to a rigid vision of Christian America. And the money and Chamber of Commerce wing of the party does not understand how they lost control.

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    Heliopause

    September 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    Funny thing, I get up here on the left coast and instead of covering this genuinely important political news the cable networks are instead showing pointless, soporific religious rituals on my television.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    @Infamous Heel-Filcher: Maybe this will instill some fear of the crazies in saner voters and get a few more to sacrifice their time to show up and vote.

    Maybe fear is not such a terrible organizing principle after all.

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    Anoniminous

    September 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    GOP holds a 59 seat advantage. Typically the party with the most seats votes for Speaker and the minority party stays out of it. This time? I don’t know. Dems hold 188 seats and it takes 218 to elect. Thus 30 GOP and 188 Dems have the numbers to elect.

    And see: @PaulW

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I imagine that the Tea Party people are wildly celebrating. Could we be closer to the madness of another government shutdown?

    Even better. The crazed Tea Party fanatics will try to ram through a shutdown but Boehner will block them. Because what can the GOP leadership threaten Boenher with now? He’s on his way to becoming a fantastically well-paid lobbyist, so like the honey badger, he doesn’t give a fuck.

    Thus the Republicans in the house will not only reveal themselves to the general voters as insane, but impotent as well. Two great flavors that go great together!

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    Peale

    September 25, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    @PaulW: none. It’s an election year and defecting will end their careers. Well, actually we only have four months every two years that aren’t election years. I think we’re the only country that opts for 20 month election years.

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    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    @boatboy_srq: I’m thinking lots of it doesn’t have be be either/or

  276. 276.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Don’t think this is quite right. The Tea Party Ascendant is very different from the Christian evangelicals (even though there is overlap).

    Exactamundo. Remember that the Tea Party is entirely a fake creation of the Koch brothers, a bought-and-paid-for trojan horse exclusively designed to slash environmental regulations and cut the capital gains tax. The social wing of the Republican party is an entirely different animal, one in which ICBMs (Insane Conservative Billionaire Monsters) like the Kochs have no interest, except as useful idiots.

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    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    @Peale: I have never understood the rationale behind elections held every two years..

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    Oh hey look: Ted Cruz is already on this, surprise surprise

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-john-boehner

  279. 279.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    Fox Watching: seems to be Andrea Tantaros up. PBO and President Xi to hold a Rose Garden news conference in a few. They were throwing out all kind of charges China will have to answer for. Cuz, you know, Reds.

    Now they’re back to the other big story of the Day: the Pope.

    Have not heard the word “Boehner” yet.

    Not enough going on on this big news day.

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    scav

    September 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    The flaming purity stomping works until it doesn’t work, and they apparently decided that nothing more is needed than more fervent purity stomping and flaming inside of their tent, because it’s theirs theirs theirs as well as their country and their religion (that interfering pontiff, not following the voices of Kim Davis etcetera) and their planet to drive into the ground at high speed. What part of theirs don’t we apparently get? It’s clearly Everything. GOP Outreach don’t even extend to all members under the tent anymore. It’s their party and they’ll stomp if they want to.

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Also – not sure if this has been covered yet but – wonder how Eric Cantor is taking the news?

    SO CLOSE, Eric!

    lol

  282. 282.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 25, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    @boatboy_srq:
    Distinction without a difference. Projection is a way you make yourself sincerely believe something. Psychology and neural science is very clear: All this crazy projection and rationalization and refusing to see what you don’t want to see happens first. Logical thought happens second, and may or may not be able to overcome any of that.

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    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 12:09 pm

    @Jeffro: The theologically pure party doesn’t need any Catholics or Jews in leadership positions.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Might we be seeing the beginning of peak wingnut and a reckoning at the polls in 2016?

    We haven’t yet gotten close to peak wingnut. That would be something like…oh, say, voting to shut down Medicare + Social Security and transfer the funds to a war with Saudi Arabia and Iran and Egypt.

    2016 is too close for a reckoning at the polls as far as the House of representatives is concerned. There will almost certainly be a reckoning in the senate, and in the presidency. But we need another 2 years to get a full taste of the foetid dementia of the House extremists once their deepest id gets unleashed.

    Your average voter doesn’t follow politics unless something huge looms. Say, a gov’t shutdown, or the House voting for a bill that abolishes habeus corpus and declares martial law in the Global War on Terror — a bill that then gets vetoed by the president. That would get voters’ attention.

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    Mike J

    September 25, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    @scav:

    The flaming purity stomping works until it doesn’t work

    And the doesn’t work depends entirely on your definition of work. If your only goal is to continue to get elected, it could work far, far, far beyond any utility in accomplishing what you claim to be your goals.

  286. 286.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 25, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    @mclaren:
    The Tea Party the Kochs bought and paid for are the social conservatives. Do you think there’s a magical group of primary voters waiting for an instruction sheet and fifty dollars? The candidates the Kochs got into power are the ones trying to blow up the country, not the ones merely voting to lower rich people’s taxes. The Kochs are greedy, but they are also batshit insane. They’re not the Chamber of Commerce.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    @Peale: Time to drag up a favorite NY Times op ed by a poli sci prof at Duke: Cancel the Midterms. **

    He’s right. It becomes a permanent campaign, and you get a different 2-year electorate than you do for 4-years.

    What’s more, our congresscritters represent their funding sources now. Not their constituents. So let’s drop the crap about being able to vote them out of office. It’s not easy.

    ** I see that National Review put up an article in response: “Let’s not cancel the midterms.” They call Professor Schanzer’s well-reasoned essay a “rant.” Hot Air calls the idea a “tantrum.”

    So you know they realize the GOP would not hold as much power at all if they had to face a presidential year electorate.

    We might need to change our system of elections, to protect democracy.

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    scav

    September 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    @Mike J: But you’re still extrapolating that the working to get elected will continue in the future because it did so in the past. I’m not so foolish as to predict when, but the puddle will eventually shrink to the size of the rotting fish.

  289. 289.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    @Jeffro:

    So folks, what do we think this does for Mr. Jeb! “lose the primary to win the general” Bush?

    Very good point.

    Jeb is trying to appear moderate even as the far-right extremists mount a putsch inside the Republican party. This is only going to make things harder for Jeb.

    I still think Jeb will be the eventual nominee, but this weakens him even further in the general election. We may well see the kind of lack of Republican enthusiasm for Jeb in the general that destroyed Romney’s run in 2012.

    Plus, seriously…can you imagine the devastating ads HRC can run against Jeb in the general election? They just have to quote Jeb’s tax plan and run clips from the 2009 financial crash. It’s a no-brainer. The campaign ads practically write themselves.

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    gian

    September 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    @Elizabelle:
    I’m sure the GOP has the unskewed polls saying that targeting PP is genius.
    Either that or echo chamber of hate radio

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    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Might we be seeing the beginning of peak wingnut and a reckoning at the polls in 2016?

    Peak Wingnut is a lie. And no, there will be no reckoning at the polls in 2016. The modern GOP is a classic example of “careful what you ask for”. They wanted gerrymandering to maintain easy seats? You got it! But now they can’t control the monster and the crazier you are the better your chances of election. How can leadership threaten any member whose only goal is re-election?
    You want to get rid of pork? You got it! But now leadership has zero leverage beyond committee membership and what rwnj wants to be part of establishment leadership?
    You want UNLIMITED CORPORATE CASH? You got it! Now guess what? The billionaires have stuffed the traditional millionaire funding mechanism under the couch so much scattered cushion change.

    In short, there is no mechanism for reckoning until maybe 2030 census, if we make it that far.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: Well that’s depressing.

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    Peale

    September 25, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    @mclaren: boehner can block the shutdown one more time, but apparently we are opting to just delay it until December 31.

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    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    @DTTM:

    I wish I could be as sanguine about HRC’s chances, but yet another story in the Times which shows her caught in a lie about Huma’s multiple jobs. This stuff has been driving her unfavorables higher and higher and drowning out her message.

    Problem is, I am not sure there is much of a coherent message yet.

  295. 295.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I think the idea originally was that the House of Representatives was supposed to be a close representative of the will of the voters in every state, so there was a rapid feedback cycle. And the Senatorial elections were staggered for the opposite reason, so there would always be somebody with some seniority in there.

    Of course, the framers of the Constitution didn’t foresee this resulting in a perpetual campaign.

  296. 296.

    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    The Tea Party started as a fake movement filled with racist revanchists who babbled incoherently about taxes and spending as their cover. That ugly face has been stripped away to leave a core of outright racist social wingnuts who hate everyone but them. Their religion is a figleaf to what they really want done.

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    Betty Cracker

    September 25, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    @mclaren: It might go down that way. Scary times, but we might get a tasty omelette after many eggs are broken.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    @Peale:

    Yes, Boehner will at best be able to manage a delaying action. That leaves Obama yet another chance to become the hero and make the R’s look like criminal lunatics. Which is great as far as I’m concerned.

    The important point is that the next president (a Democrat) will get most of the benefit of vetoing the insane Republican house bills. All good news.

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    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    LA Times has a piece on McCarthy, who could become Speaker. Not a nice fellow, of course.

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    Anoniminous

    September 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Originally the Senate was indirectly elected by the state legislators.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Problem is, I am not sure there is much of a coherent message yet.

    Respectfully, I must disagree.

    The Democratic party has now coalesced around a unified agenda: reform health care even more (particularly wrt pharmaceutical prices), reduce inequality through aggressive gov’t action including progressive taxation, and more financial regulation.

    In fact, the Democrats are now more unified in favor of these major initiatives than at any time in the past 30 years. It’s the Republicans who are now in disarray, offering a disparate melange of incoherent half-baked nostrums — Jeb’s tax-cuts-for-billionaires (been there, done that, crashed the economy and impoverished the country), Trump’s deport-all-the-Mexicans (a tired rehash of Pete Wilson’s disastrously failed agenda in California in 1995), Carson’s ramp-up-the-global-war-on-terror (once again, been there, done that, everyone’s tired of it including Republicans). Nothing but failed policies tried under Dubya’s maladministration.

    It’s the Democrats who have now unified strongly in favor of progressive policies that are hugely popular with voters. That’s a huge change, by the way. First time in my lifetime.

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    ET

    September 25, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    The Librarian of Congress who announced his retirement as of 12/31 just a few weeks ago just announced his retirement has been moved up to 9/30. A race off the Hill!

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    RaflW

    September 25, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Yes to all. He was great on same sex marriage in MN, too.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    When you’ve been around as long as I have, you’ll know that these “we need a fundamental change in the American electoral system” come and go every 4 years. Nothing ever comes of it.

    To paraphrase Don Rumsfeld, we go into elections with the electoral system we have, not the one we want. There is simply no national appetite for major changes in the wonky details of the our electoral system of the kind you describe. It would mean an amendment to the constitution, and with current political gridlock, that ain’t gonna happen.

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    jurassicpork

    September 25, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    Boehner’s Top 10 Reasons for Resigning.

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    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    I seriously doubt there is any scandal involved. IMO Boehner just said fuck it all. I can get a no show job making millions while golfing around the world. And I’d choose to stay here and watch this place get crazier for at least the next four years? Nah to that nonsense.
    I personally hope he goes out on a high note and brings along 30 or 40 R members to vote with the almost entire D block to get 3 or 4 useful bills through as a big FU to the nutters and a final flag to alert the public.

  307. 307.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 25, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    @Yatsuno: The one with rabies.

  308. 308.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I have never understood the rationale behind elections held every two years.

    It actually made good sense, prior to the advent of TV advertising that forced House representatives to spend enormous amounts of time raising campaign money.

    The House acts as a fast-feedback mechanism to respond quickly to changes in voter sentiment while the senate serves as a longer-term circuit breaker to dampen excessive enthusiasm and shut down unwise policies. Ingenious, really.

  309. 309.

    Debbie

    September 25, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    The best part is that the GOP glommed onto the Tea Party thinking they’d be of use in their Rovean drive toward a permanent majority, but they in fact are the ones ensuring the GOP’s status as a permanent minority.

    Lay down with ravening dogs, and you’ll wake up feeling like a chew toy.

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    @mclaren: If the Tea Party elements are out to purge the party of squishes like Boehner, and we have the anti-establishment candidates polling above 50% combined in the primaries…I’m not seeing how Bush gets it done.

    Perhaps I’m giving them too much credit, but my guess is the GOP Establishment will look ahead and see how badly Bush would do in terms of
    – general campaigning
    – uniting the party’s Tea Party, Establishment, and religious right wings
    – against HRC (both generally and also making the ‘no dynasties’ argument)
    – possibly bringing out younger or Latino voters
    (again, not agreeing with their logic or arguments, just guessing what’s on their minds)

    In the face of all that…they’d still go with Bush? Rubio can take orders just as well. Every giveaway to big business and billionaires in Bush’s tax plan can be proposed by Rubio just as well. Rubio has more cred with the TP and with the fundies, that’s for sure.

    What I think will be more and more interesting is watching Cruz go after Rubio…but delicately, perhaps?…in the hopes of winning rather than extorting that VP slot…

  311. 311.

    Keith G

    September 25, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    @Corner Stone: Exactly.

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    JoeShabadoo

    September 25, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: They also didn’t see the number of representatives being capped at 435. The United States population in 1911 was 94 million. Now its 322 million. We still have the same number of representatives.

    228 million more people split among the same number of representatives. As far as I’m concerned this is one of the biggest problems with the electoral system today. And people wonder why so many don’t vote because they think it doesn’t matter. Having one representative for so many people also greatly increases the power of money over the individual voter because of the need for huge and expensive outreach.

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    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    @mclaren:

    we go into elections with the electoral system we have, not the one we want

    also the broken voting machines.

    The 2000 election has probably made voting machines worse – easier to hack, and more prone to breaking.

  314. 314.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    September 25, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    My blood work came back. Cholesterol is going down like VW Stock.

    My mechanic quoted me $1650 on repairs to the older car, which I declined, freeing me to consign its to jalopydom and look for a newer used car.

    John Boehner is out as the mask of normal on the GOP crazee.

    And it’s Friday.

    Feeling pretty good right now.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    September 25, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    I think the spokesbot’s explanation is on the money here: the nutjob caucus was planning a coup, and having brought Papa Francisco to Congress, Boehner’s now all “fuck you I’m done, I am so done”.

  316. 316.

    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    @Jeffro:

    If the Tea Party elements are out to purge the party of squishes like Boehner, and we have the anti-establishment candidates polling above 50% combined in the primaries…I’m not seeing how Bush gets it done.

    I agree with you wholeheartedly. I’m not seeing how Jeb pulls a win out of the general election even without this new wrinkle.

    But then again, remember that the Republicans are by and large authoriatarians. When their leaders shout “Jump!” they make like frogs.

    The other thing the 2012 election taught me is that the Republican party really is a smokescreen for oligarchy. All that counts in the Republican party is cash. Romney was deeply hated by the rank and file as a cultist (they think Mormons are on the same level as Scientologists) and as a squishy pseudo-liberal ex-pro-choicer. But once Romney’s cash started gushing, all other considerations became moot.

    Jeb has the same kind of deep pockets, and it’ll buy him the nomination. Not the general election, though.

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    scav

    September 25, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    O! I suddenly remembered how “uncertainty” was once touted as ever so dangerous to the holy markets and to be avoided at all costs. Oh dear. Wither shall they turn to, the sober business suited types. This wasn’t the tiger they brought to the dance.

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    mdblanche

    September 25, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    @boatboy_srq: Why not both?

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    feebog

    September 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Interesting speculation. There are a number of tax and budget issues remaining (esp the tax extenders). I suppose that the Wizard of Orange could be staying around to help get these items taken care of smoothly, but I am just not used to the idea of Boehner actually co-operating with the President and the Democrats to get things done.

    I’m going with the theory that he has no more fucks to give and is tired of the crazies in his caucus. He has done a miserable job controlling them, but he asked for the job, so little sympathy from me. Passing a continuing funding resolution and upping the debt limit could be his FU to these guys.

  320. 320.

    jl

    September 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    Gutless wonder. Cheap two bit hood Boehner walks off.
    To avoid turmoil that would damage institution, he says. WTF wimp ass BS is that?
    What about trying to get the country through a fiscal shutdown crisis caused by crazies in his own caucus.
    So, the guy wanted to be a GOP machine boss in the House, and if that doesn’t work out, he just walks?

    Only silver linings I can see are, as some other commenters have written, rips the mask off the ‘reasonable GOP daddy’ line. Not tough, not responsible, can’t git ‘er done, hypocritical corrupt crony capitalist machine politicians all the way down (which is an insult to turtles both real and mythical)

    And, very good chance the country will get to see the House GOP crazy play havoc with the country for a whole year before the election, which might educate enough voters to improve results in the general.

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    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    @mclaren:

    The other thing the 2012 election taught me is that the Republican party really is a smokescreen for oligarchy. All that counts in the Republican party is cash.

    Great point, agree completely. Perhaps I am giving the oligarchs too much credit, but from my view Rubio would be more likely to win the nom and possibly the general, therefore being a better “investment” for them.

    Rubio’s campaign and PACs are #3 on the GOP side, at about $42M on 8/1/15 vs Bush’s $120M – a big gap, but still a significant amount of support. Perhaps even more importantly, since there’s no limits on PAC giving, one GOP sugar daddy could bring them to parity (or put Rubio far ahead) in the time it takes to write one check.

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    Goblue72

    September 25, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    The Tree of Liberty must be periodically watered with an Orange Julius.

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 12:59 pm

    Item: The C.E.O. of Volkswagen has resigned after revelations that his company committed fraud on an epic scale, installing software on its diesel cars that detected when their emissions were being tested, and produced deceptively low results.

    Item: The former president of a peanut company has been sentenced to 28 years in prison for knowingly shipping tainted products that later killed nine people and sickened 700.

    Item: Rights to a drug used to treat parasitic infections were acquired by Turing Pharmaceuticals, which specializes not in developing new drugs but in buying existing drugs and jacking up their prices. In this case, the price went from $13.50 a tablet to $750.

    Source: Paul Krugman’s latest op-ed, New York Times.

    Meanwhile, Jeb Bush’s latest policy speech lays out massive deregulation of a kind not seen since the Reagan years.

    This is an example of the kind of tone-deafness to public sentiment that proves absolutely fatal to a politician.

    The house is flooding and Jeb is yelling “Fire!”

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    mclaren

    September 25, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    @Goblue72:

    Sir, you have won this thread for today.

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    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 1:06 pm

    @mclaren:

    The Democratic party has now coalesced around a unified agenda: reform health care even more (particularly wrt pharmaceutical prices), reduce inequality through aggressive gov’t action including progressive taxation, and more financial regulation.

    I think that, unfortunately, except for the drug cost proposal, this stuff is too diffuse and abstract for people who are not political wonks.

    The Republicans may lie with over-simplifications, “tax cuts equal more jobs,” but what you think is the Democratic message is not an effective response.

    Citizen. I need a job.

    Democratic leader. No, my good man, what you need is a reduction in your income inequality. I’ve got some progressive taxation and financial regulation for you.

    Citizen. Is this going to get me a job?

    Democratic leader. Well, no.

    Also, the idea that progressive taxation has anything significant to do with income inequality is an odd notion that I see offered here and elsewhere, but without substantiation.

    I agree that the Republicans are in disarray, but Trump’s vile but easy-to-comprehend promise to deport all the illegal immigrants is clearly popular with a segment of the voters. What is the Democratic Party response to this?

    It’s the Democrats who have now unified strongly in favor of progressive policies that are hugely popular with voters. That’s a huge change, by the way. First time in my lifetime.

    The Democrats show potential, but I don’t think they have arrived yet.

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    shell

    September 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    Could we be closer to the madness of another government shutdown?

    Of course, cause Cruz assures them that the Democrats will get the blame if it does. Cause that worked out so well the last time. And the time before that, with Gingrich.

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    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    Paul Waldman at Plum Line. Not exactly high praise, but accurate.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2015/09/25/was-john-boehner-a-victim-of-circumstance-or-an-incompetent-bumbler/

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    CONGRATULATIONS!

    September 25, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    @mclaren: Thank God, someone who isn’t running around with their hair on fire about Hillary. Some idiot posited that she needed to “do something” because the GOP was getting all the press these days.

    To which I say two things:

    1. When your opponents are busy cutting each other to shreds with knives, don’t step into the middle of that.
    2. She can just kick back, do what she’s doing, and start her campaign AFTER the GOP has their designated loser.

    She hasn’t fucked up once, as you said. And I expect that to continue. She may not be quite as personable as her husband but she is a lot smarter. She’ll be just fine as a president.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    What’s this, a Boehner presser? Was outside, and came into this fresh delectible.

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    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    The Q: you were obviously emotional yesterday. Did Pope Francis lead you to this decision?

    A: says Pope said kind words about his commitment to kids and education, and asks that JB pray for him

  331. 331.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Reporter: Mr. B, you have said “A leader who doesn’t have anyone following him is just a guy taking a walk.”

    Now the question: do you feel you were pushed out?

    A: I feel good about what I’ve done, tried to do the right thing for the country ….

    Another reporter trying again, since a nonanswer …

  332. 332.

    Doug R

    September 25, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    @Jack the Second: I like your thinking

  333. 333.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    JB: I would not describe it as having had enough … having a vote like this, is not very healthy. Says he’s trying to strengthen the institution.

    “If the Congress stays focused on the American people’s priorities, there will be no problem at all.”

    And there, said with a straight face …

  334. 334.

    GregB

    September 25, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Speaker Gohmert!

  335. 335.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    First person he called: his wife. And then … his Chief of Staff; told him late yesterday he was thinking of resigning today; that he’d sleep on it …

    walked to Starbucks, went to Pete’s Diner, said Yeah, I think today’s the day. Sr. Staff meeting at 8:45; told them “this is the day”

  336. 336.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    What will he miss?

    Well of course all of you [reporters]. Laughter.

    Says he’ll miss the camaraderie in the House. Uh huh. He talked to Maxine Waters yesterday after 5:00; she says she watched him yesterday and called to say she was really proud of him. They started in House at same time …

  337. 337.

    burnspbesq

    September 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    @Botsplainer:

    McCarthy seems like the most likely option, but that Chicken Little voice in my head says Scalise.

  338. 338.

    rikyrah

    September 25, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Boehner was never anything more than an ambitious bagman

    tis true.

    he became Speaker in the wrong time for him. 15-20 years ago, he would have been perfect for the job.

    PS- I don’t mean that he would have been anymore effective, just that his brand of incompetence wouldn’t have been obvious so fast.

  339. 339.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Boehner has acted with a lot of humor and dignity.

    Reporter says he seems like he feels relieved. Boehner sings, zippity do dah.

    Says decision just made this morning, hasn’t sunk in, made for the right reasons … END

  340. 340.

    Amir Khalid

    September 25, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    I don’t know why. But the mere fact that the Republican party’s Teabagger tendency is celebrating Böhner’s demise from the House makes me suspect that it is going to turn out badly for them.

  341. 341.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Rephrasing then, because there does seem to be a difference: do they really think Other people are stupid/evil/psychotic, or can they not handle their own evil/stupidity/psychoses so insist that Others are worse? Because you don’t have to be stupid/evil/psychotic to think other people are.

  342. 342.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 25, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    @Amir Khalid: The Republican party is in free fall, whether they take this country and the world economy with their debt ceiling shenanigans, along with them is the question.

  343. 343.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Yup.

    C-Span callers: first two callers: Democrat line praised him, GOP lady ripped into him for caring more about “the institution” than the people. Talks about how Freedom Works helped her with some issue or another.

    The Republicans. They are anarchists. Burn it down, they say.

  344. 344.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:32 pm

    Did anyone notice David Brooks waking up, kind of, in today’s column? Something shocked him.

    “The American Idea and the GOP.” He notices the GOP has become exceptional, and for the wrong reasons.

    As always, the readers comments were better.

  345. 345.

    Jeffro

    September 25, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    @shell:

    Could we be closer to the madness of another government shutdown?

    Of course, cause Cruz assures them that the Democrats will get the blame if it does

    Actually, Cruz is actively campaigning against both GOP squishes like Boehner & McConnell AND Obama/Clinton/PP/Dems in general. He thinks he’s going to grab all that Trump- and Carson-led anti-establishment anger in both the primary and the general.

    Or, at least do well enough to extort himself a VP slot.

  346. 346.

    Joel

    September 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    @Corner Stone: That’s about the sum of it.

  347. 347.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    The Tea Partiers are burning up the C-Span phone lines. As always. This lady is a classic. Ted Cruz fan, used to be a Democrat (she says) but saw the light with Ronald Reagan.

    Now she says Abraham Lincoln set the slaves free, and Martin Luther King — she’s saying nice things about him too. She says everyone should vote.

    Well all righty.

    Next caller: prob Dem line, sounds like an African American lady: says she was worrying about Boehner yesterday. Says God told Boehner to stop down.

    Well all righty again.

  348. 348.

    Kendall

    September 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    @catclub: But surely the right kind of minority.

  349. 349.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    @Elizabelle: Maxine Waters? Boehner’s just trolling them now. Good for him.

  350. 350.

    mr_gravity

    September 25, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    Maybe he’s going to run for president.

    I kid.

  351. 351.

    the Conster

    September 25, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    From Twitter: The GOP have finally created one job.

  352. 352.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    @beltane: I know. That was superb.

    I think he’s just plain had enough. WaPost headline said shutdown is less likely now. If Boehner accomplished that, good for him.

    A mad at Tea Partiers Boehner who’s off the Tea Party tiger’s back could be grand theatre. A pageant, even.

  353. 353.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 25, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    I like Pierce’s take:

    Way I figure it is this. In their private chat yesterday, Boehner explained to the pope the problems he was having with the flying monkey caucus, and Papa Francesco who, after all, heads a bureaucracy with a long history as a seething cauldron of ambition, scandal, murder and betrayal, as well as a unique tradition of crazy institutional proceedings (See: Cadaver Synod), listened to Boehner’s plight and said, mildly, “Jesus H. Christ in a Fiat, my son, these people crazy. Get out while you can.” That’s the way I’m going to figure it, anyway.

  354. 354.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    Black self-described conservative woman on C-Span: she says Boehner is anti-conservative. She wants Mitch McConnell to step down next.

    That tiger won’t feed itself. Enjoy, GOP.

    OK. She endorses Dr. Ben Carson.

    Paul from independents line: Thinks “best thing Boehner has ever done is smoke cigarettes.” That’s a direct quote.

  355. 355.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    C-Span, David Jolly, Boehner supporter: says JB did the right and honorable thing.

    Started out talking about the idiots in his party who will divide them all. Jolly is very upset.

    “Those within our party who seek to divide us and shut down the govt, they can take a small victory …”

    Good to see knives come out among the tiger tamers.

  356. 356.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    Boehner’s supporters are talking about the “shutdown caucus.”

    Will that make it to the mainstream media? It was said by Republicans, so maybe they’ll report it …

  357. 357.

    Ruckus

    September 25, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    The fact is that the crazies think that destroying politics and the government is the answer to everything and having convinced a not small enough minority that they are right gives them some power to do exactly that. Only time and effort will tell and that is a very risky solution. But it has happened before so maybe they will.
    Maybe JB trying to hold it all together is the problem. Maybe the whole mess needs to come to a head. That most likely won’t kill the issues but it may give them a stark choice of get along or get out. One can only hope.

  358. 358.

    beltane

    September 25, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    @Elizabelle: The big money people do not care for the “shutdown caucus” so maybe the media will report it. It will be interesting to hear the responses of the Clown Car. Big money might not want a shutdown, but Republican primary voters sure will. Who will they pander to, that is the question.

  359. 359.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    C-Span: Thomas Massie says teatard members heard from their supporters at Town Halls over the recess, it’s not an accident this happened just after they got back.

    Reporter: Will there be a shutdown?

    Massie: “I don’t know what the President has planned.”

  360. 360.

    schlemazel

    September 25, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    Sorry if this is covered by someone above but 350+ comments is too man to read. Short term I am betting this is great news. For all his failings Boner is not crazy, he wanted government to work. My bet is that he is going to force votes for a continuing resolution and maybe a couple other things that have been blocked up in the House. He knows this is fatal to him that the wingnuts will come howling in fury at the adults doing the right thing. He can now shoot them the double birds, laugh and walk away. As much as I hate the mans politics I actually feel sorry for him and respect the job he did of trying to control the shit factory his party wants so badly to be.

    Long-term the question is who replaces him. My guess is it won’t be some relatively sane asshole but one of the full bore loonies, Gomert or King say. The best case would be those assholes nuking each other and that a ‘moderate’ Republican, or better yet an actual Democrat gets the Speaker-ship based on Dem votes. This would not only cause huge waves of vitriol splashing against Republicans further sundering the shit factory but also give the House saner leadership that would be mostly immune to the wingnuts.

  361. 361.

    Karen

    September 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    Vote for Bernie all you want. But when HRC or whoever else is running becomes the Dem candidate, vote for them even though they aren’t perfect. Look at it this way. Any Dem candidate would be preferable over President Cruz. President Huckabee. President Fiorina. Just think of that. At least with a Dem you get at least 50 or 60% of what you want. With the GOP, you not ony get nothing you want but you get 100% f what you don’t want.

  362. 362.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    OT: What about Syria ( and Russia)?
    http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-25/why-putin-wants-to-meet-obama

    Given Obama’s reluctance, it’s interesting that Putin still wants to talk. He’s done a lot of homework, talking in quick succession with Saudi King Salman, Netanyahu and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who came to Moscow for the opening of a large new mosque. He’s making sure the cease-fire holds in Ukraine. He hasn’t acted in Syria, apart from bringing in some hardware and a limited number of troops (there have been no confirmed reports of the Russian forces doing any fighting). He has also found an unlikely ally in German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who has suggested talking to Assad as well as his allies in Iran and Russia to resolve the conflict. Merkel needs peace in Syria to help her deal with the refugee crisis that threatens to undermine her in Germany.

  363. 363.

    the Conster

    September 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    All I know is that every day I wake up and see Obama presidentin’ on my teevee, is a good day. I pray for his health and well-being every damn day.

  364. 364.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    I think this is further evidence that the Democrats are in disarray.
    This is also excellent news for John McCain.

  365. 365.

    WDS

    September 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    I certainly wouldn’t celebrate too much – it appears that the one high on the list for the job is FAR worse than Boehner … one article describes him as David Duke without the baggage. All this smacks of “A known devil, etc…”

  366. 366.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    @Karen:

    At least with a Dem you get at least 50 or 60% of what you want. With the GOP, you not only get nothing you want but you get 100% of what you don’t want.

    THIS.

  367. 367.

    Mike J

    September 25, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    @b1narys3rf:

    Every half-sane oligarch in this country needs to be weighing in both behind and in front of closed doors against what the Rs are about to do, but I wonder if there are enough with the courage.

    GE already announced they’re moving jobs to France because the crazy people killed the ExIm bank. The problem isn’t that the crazy people don’t care, it’s that they actively work for the worst possible outcome for America, all in hopes they can blame it on Obama.

  368. 368.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    C-Span 1 will rerun Boehner briefing at 2:00 p.

  369. 369.

    boatboy_srq

    September 25, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    @schlemazel:

    Long-term the question is who replaces him. My guess is it won’t be some relatively sane asshole but one of the full bore loonies, Gomert or King say.

    I can easily see this as a situation where the Speaker’s chair is empty for some extended period: the Teahad doesn’t have the votes to put one of theirs in that chair, the Establishment (or what’s left of it) certainly doesn’t, and it’s unlikely at best that Dems could persuade enough GOTea members to vote for Pelosi to give it back to her. I figure we’ll go 4-5 rounds of ballots before anyone emerges as even the leading contender.

  370. 370.

    Mike J

    September 25, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    @Elizabelle: Are you going to repeat every line of it here that time too?

  371. 371.

    Elie

    September 25, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    @CONGRATULATIONS!:

    I agree.

    Sigh– these are very scary and unpredictable times, however. I hope her team is paying attention and modeling different scenarios through this period. Things might get really crazy in my opinion… There is functionally no Republican Party anymore. Its a group of factions without a coherent core leadership or message beyond “every person for themselves”. There is no coherent policy or strategic vision — just reactionary excess… they are completely unable to govern in my opinion and are completely irresponsible but dangerous in their unpredictability. Chaos theory is probably the best model.

    Its the prolonged stress of dealing with such events that raises doubts in my mind about anyone over 70 being President. Hillary is ok on the age but I just pray she is fit to tackle what is ahead. The movie “Gravity” comes to mind — a series of unexpected catastrophes requiring a hell of a lot from leadership that will not have time for self doubt…

  372. 372.

    Poopyman

    September 25, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    Yet another WaPo opinion piece (like all of them) that I’m not going to read:

    Boehner’s selfless resignation
    By Jennifer Rubin

    Riiiiight.

  373. 373.

    the Conster

    September 25, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    @schlemazel:

    I get the feeling that this is an overplay by the wingnuts, as extremists are wont to do. Overreach, and you fall. There is only so much crazy that institutions – especially financial institutions – can withstand. There’s way too much at stake to let a few obviously delusional nutballs from the hinterlands hijack the rudder of the ship of state, and starting today, you’re going to see the sand start getting thrown into their gears by the MSM and the money class. Nobody with skin in the global financial game likes this kind of uncertainty/insanity, and the crazies need to be put back on the sidelines.

  374. 374.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    @schlemazel:

    My bet is that he is going to force votes for a continuing resolution and maybe a couple other things that have been blocked up in the House. He knows this is fatal to him that the wingnuts will come howling in fury at the adults doing the right thing.

    I agree with this. But put yourself in the shoes of one of those moderate GOP reps who would vote with the Democrats to pass those bills. Where will they be when the speaker and all the senior GOP spots are taken by far right crazies? This consideration may make them tend to vote more with the far right than they would if Boehner was staying on to take heat ( and give out favors).

    We shall see.

  375. 375.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2015 at 2:00 pm

    @Anoniminous: Indeed. But even so, the schedule of the Senate elections is actually written into Article 1. The 17th Amendment kept the timing the same but changed the method of election.

  376. 376.

    schlemazel

    September 25, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    @boatboy_srq:
    No, Nancy stands no chance. What would be lovely would be a blew dog Dem – Say a Colin Peterson – getting 30-40 moderate GOP votes and all the Dems. The rabid wingnuts would immediately start blaming each other and set the party on fire. Now it is certain that some of those 30-40 goopers would pay with their seats but they just might do it because the see the crazy up close.

    For this to happen we need to have the sort of ego-driven pissing match currently going on for President. 3-4 wingnuts each driven by personal enrichment and refusing to back down. That opens the door. I sincerely doubt this can happen but damn it would be fun to watch! I expect the sort of blood letting to occur but eventually one rat to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. That should cause a lot of hurt feelings and back stabbings which is a good start.

  377. 377.

    catclub

    September 25, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    @Mike J: I saw that too, but it sure is not getting much coverage in the media.

  378. 378.

    SoupCatcher

    September 25, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    @Elizabelle:
    Thanks for the heads up!
    Boehner’s entrance to that press conference was awesome!

    Zip a dee doo dah, indeed.

  379. 379.

    b1narys3rf

    September 25, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    @Mike J:

    GE already announced they’re moving jobs to France because the crazy people killed the ExIm bank. The problem isn’t that the crazy people don’t care, it’s that they actively work for the worst possible outcome for America, all in hopes they can blame it on Obama.

    And when Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, the Costco guys etc. start hemorrhaging money, they need to open up cans of whoop ass. Could they and would they? At this point if the electorate is this asleep, maybe that’s what has to happen. Big Business (other than Adelson and Kochs) should openly declare the Confederate Party as financial traitors.

  380. 380.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 2:09 pm

    @SoupCatcher: Yeah. He sees the upside of not having to deal with these assholes anymore. More power to him.

  381. 381.

    Elie

    September 25, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    @the Conster:

    We keep hoping that there is a coherent and rational something that will take over in the Republican Party at some point, but I just am not seeing it. That may not be totally bad as it hopefully might push them out of power, but I don’t know. We are in for some scary and unpredictable times at the hands of people who don’t know what they are going to do next themselves. That is the most scary part — the complete ad hoc quality of events these days. The Republican “leadership” (such as it is) is not leading anything but just reacting within its various factions. Like putting a five year old in the driver’s seat of a running bus, the kid can’t reach the pedals and steer at the same time so the bus can end up in the ditch or kill a lot of folks before it runs into a tree. (Yes, I think they are that bad). And who will stop it? Who would they listen to? That’s the thing…

  382. 382.

    WaterGirl

    September 25, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    @Mike J: I have no intention of watching the orange man, and I really appreciated the Q&A from Elizabelle. You didn’t?

  383. 383.

    patroclus

    September 25, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    He was a terrible Speaker and I’m glad he’s leaving. His replacement will probably be far worse.

  384. 384.

    Gravenstone

    September 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    @mclaren: Aaaannnddddd here’s the nutcase McLaren we’ve all come to know and loathe. Wondered where you’d been hiding yourself today. Apparently the meds finally wore off?

  385. 385.

    jl

    September 25, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    @Brachiator: One of Sanders main policy proposals to reduce income and wealth inequality is government funding for a massive jobs program, with focus on improving infrastructure. You think the voters cannot understand that?

    I hope HRC proposes something similar.

    So, in terms of communication seems like half of the major declared Dem candidates are there.

  386. 386.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    @jl:

    Boost public investment in infrastructure and scientific research. One of the best ways to drive jobs and improve our nation’s competitiveness is to invest in infrastructure and scientific research. Hillary has called for a national infrastructure bank that would leverage public and private funds to invest in projects across the country. She will call for reform that closes corporate tax loopholes and drives investment here, in the U.S. And she would increase funding for scientific research at agencies like the National Institutes of Health and the National Science Foundation.

    Source.

  387. 387.

    Chris

    September 25, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    @yellowdog:

    Well, not everyone. But don’t worry, my uncle is wingnut enough for many.

    @catclub:

    That’s cheating.

  388. 388.

    The Raven on the Hill

    September 25, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    “After Speaker Boehner fulfilled his dream of the pope speaking, he is just plain tired of dealing with the right wing extremists.”—Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL), quoted at Talking Points Memo.

    Hunh.

  389. 389.

    Gravenstone

    September 25, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    @Amir Khalid: The optimistic view is that the Tea Party have just become the dog who caught the car they’ve been chasing. Leading to that eternal question, “now what?”.

  390. 390.

    Jay C

    September 25, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Not to mention that the Founders wrote the Congressional election cycle into the Constitution going off the (bad) example of the British Parliament, which in those days, IIRC, often sat for many years at a time, with elections (which had a more-restricted electorate than any American state) fewer and further between. The idea of a fixed-term legislature was supposed to provide continuity of government – even more “continuous” in the Senate – but give the people a chance to make any changes by popular vote before too long.

    Also: originally, Congress only met for a few months out of the year; the more-or-less-continual annual session is an artifact of relatively modern times.

  391. 391.

    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    @jl:

    One of Sanders main policy proposals to reduce income and wealth inequality is government funding for a massive jobs program, with focus on improving infrastructure. You think the voters cannot understand that?

    First of all, you acknowledge that this is what is mainly coming from Sanders; it is not official Democratic Party policy, so we come back to the issue of a coherent message coming from the Democratic Party.

    The Republicans oversimplify by promising prosperity (via more jobs) for everyone. And if you are a laid off middle aged man, a woman of almost any age, a guy with an advanced degree, a former car salesman the “focus on improving infrastructure” does not necessarily raise your hopes for getting a job. Infrastructure jobs sounds like construction, especially when someone says “shovel ready,” and seems like it might be targeted to specific areas and younger men without college degrees.

    Lastly, the average person wants a job so that they can earn money, take care of themselves and their family. If they don’t have a job, or have been unemployed for a while, reducing “income inequality” sounds like some highfalutin abstraction.

    This is not to say that income inequality is not important as an overall goal, but it’s not speaking directly to the immediate needs of most people.

    ETA: I ran across some stuff that suggests that infrastructure projects may have a broader impact, but you have to take time to explain it. It is not immediately apparent.

    Even though he got hell for it even from fellow Democrats, the Affordable Care Act is easy to explain and the Republicans stupidly hurt themselves when they attack it. “Obamacare got me health insurance.” Boom. Done. Republicans tried to demonize it by associating it with Obama, and folks go, “I can go to the doctor now. Thanks, Obama.”

    And when liberals say stuff like “Oh, we need to have policies that will replace the Affordable Care Act with a single payer system,” you put people to sleep. “Expanding coverage and keeping it affordable” speaks directly to their needs. “Republicans got nothing but repeal it and good luck…” Again, boom!

    Note that when Hillary says “I am going to make getting prescription drugs cheaper,” people hear it and easily relate.

  392. 392.

    J R in WV

    September 25, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    @yellowdog:

    My wingnut uncle told racist niCLANG jokes, trying to get the goat of his non-racist relatives, whenever we visited up there.

    Then his only niece visited, with her partner, a wonderful black lady named Theresa, who was a teacher, and lead singer in her church choir.

    Props to Uncle, never heard another racist dog-whistle from him for the rest of his life. Not fun any more. He was a good guy, turret gunner on a heavy bomber in the south Pacific in WW II. I just learned from his son last year that before joining the Army Air Corps he drove moonshine from the still into town. A very contradictory guy, but basically a good person.

  393. 393.

    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Hillary has called for a national infrastructure bank that would leverage public and private funds to invest in projects across the country

    Wonkish for days.

  394. 394.

    AxelFoley

    September 25, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    @David Koch:

    Osama bin Laden
    Whitey Bulger
    Andrew Breitbart
    Mitt Romney
    Bob Novak
    David Broder
    Dennis Hastertt
    FIFA
    Boehner

    BAMF

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  395. 395.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    @Brachiator: Oh ffs. “Boost public investment in infrastructure and scientific research.” Pretty damn clear cut to me.

  396. 396.

    PaulW

    September 25, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    @Peale:

    There are Republicans in Purple/Blue states that are not necessarily in the safest of gerrymandered districts. Their own bases within those districts may not lean wingnut. They don’t have to switch fully to Democrat, they could just go Independent and could win that way in 2016 if the voter base approves.

    But there may not be enough of them. There has to be about 30 to 33 of them to pull that off. I count 68 Congresspersons in the Main Street Partnership, which is last I heard the more moderate group of the GOP http://republicanmainstreet.org/members/ and it’s likely those are the ones who could have a say in this.

  397. 397.

    rikyrah

    September 25, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    @Botsplainer:

    Next head on the block is the Turtle, but Turtle is a master conniver of longstanding, and actually does have a core philosophy that the government is about governing.

    Turtle is way smarter and wilier than Orange Glo.

  398. 398.

    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Oh ffs. “Boost public investment in infrastructure and scientific research.” Pretty damn clear cut to me.

    Oh ffs back at you. You’re not the average voter. You should know better.

    And “boost public investment” is not the same thing as “where’s my goddam job.”

    People like James Carville have been admonishing the Democrats to keep it simple since Bill Clinton was running. They don’t always listen and give an advantage to the Republicans.

  399. 399.

    J R in WV

    September 25, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    While I have written many a F U post to mclaren over the years – today you are just wrong. And mclaren is right in most of what he has to say.

    Mclaren, you don’t have to thank me, either. Right is what it is. Carry on!

  400. 400.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    @Brachiator: Fundamentally, jl and I were talking about the fact that both Sanders and Clinton have a jobs plan that involves rebuilding infrastructure. You seem to be stuck on the fact that their websites are not wording these plans as sound bites.

  401. 401.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    @J R in WV: Did you read the specific post Gravenstone was responding to?

  402. 402.

    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    You seem to be stuck on the fact that their websites are not wording these plans as sound bites.

    I made my objections clear in my main response to jl . It has nothing to do with soundbites. People want to know “what’s in it for me?” They are not interested in grand proclamations of progressive principles, or in infrastructure plans that do not provide for more and better paying jobs throughout the economy.

  403. 403.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    @Brachiator: Does this statement from HRC’s website better fit what you are looking for?

    Hillary will invest in infrastructure, clean energy, and scientific and medical research to create jobs and strengthen our economy. And she’ll provide tax relief to working families and small businesses. That’s how we’ll move toward a full employment economy that creates jobs, pushes businesses to compete over workers, and raises incomes.

  404. 404.

    equs_1776

    September 25, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    @Jeffro: I wonder if Boehner finally just said, fuck these guys. If he passes a debt continuation to December with the votes of the whole House, including Democrats, then the Louie Cruz-GOP can get sorely-deserved credit for shutting down the government for Christmas. To stop PP, which has broad support.

  405. 405.

    Elizabelle

    September 25, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    I had faith you could get this one over 400 comments. Good work.

    Listened to McConnell’s tribute to Boehner — sounded like an obit. Reid’s was graceful, and then got interesting (although I forget just what he said)….

    Anyway, I see the Orange one and the Other one (you know, the black guy responsible for all the wingnut derangement) having a good laugh over this one.

    The prospect of a resigned House Speaker and a President out of f*cks to give sounds like a good situation to me.

    @equs_1776: Yup. Life is too short to deal with the morons in the Tea Party and their fellow travelers.

  406. 406.

    burnspbesq

    September 25, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Also, the idea that progressive taxation has anything significant to do with income inequality is an odd notion that I see offered here and elsewhere, but without substantiation.

    Conflating a bunch of stuff there that ought not to be conflated. Let’s unpack, shall we?

    (1) It’s probably correct, as you seem to be asserting, that a more progressive tax structure (side note: it’s an open question whether U.S. Federal and State taxation, in the aggregate, is progressive, because of the hugely regressive effect of state sales taxes) won’t, in and of itself, do much to reverse the trendilne of the U.S. GIni coefficient.

    But …

    (2) So what? The case for progressive income taxation has never depended on any putative ability to remedy income inequality. You make an income tax progressive for one or both of two reasons: (a) you think it’s fair to tax higher incomes at higher rates, because higher income earners benefit more from the mechanisms of the state, or (b) the Willie Sutton Principle.

    (3) it’s far too easy to get obsessed with income inequality and, as a result, ignore wealth inequality, which IMV is just as pernicious. If you want to do something about wealth inequality, you do it by having estate, gift, and GST taxes that people actually have to pay, with a steeply graduated rate structure. (Yes, I know I’m skating past the idea of an inter vivos wealth tax, and I justify it on grounds of bowing to political reality).

  407. 407.

    Brachiator

    September 25, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    The case for progressive income taxation has never depended on any putative ability to remedy income inequality.

    Yep. My point here is that some folks seem to think that a high marginal tax rate will produce magical results with respect to restraining income inequality. They will refer to past high historical tax rates without considering or understanding the concept of effective tax rates.

    it’s far too easy to get obsessed with income inequality and, as a result, ignore wealth inequality

    Agree with you on estate taxes. One side problem here is that wealth inequality is harder to measure. IRS states deal with incomes, AGI, tax rates. Good comparisons of wealth are harder to come by.

  408. 408.

    Full metal Wingnut

    September 25, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    @boatboy_srq: Nope. Ratzinger was not the first to resign. Just the first in a long, long time. Centuries.

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