Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

The revolution will be supervised.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

So many bastards, so little time.

Consistently wrong since 2002

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickle?”

“And when the Committee says to “report your income,” that could mean anything!

Trump’s legal defense is going to be a dumpster fire inside a clown car on a derailing train.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

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From the NYTimes:

It is a portrait of deep frustration. Jeb Bush’s campaign has 10 paid staff members in Iowa, it has made 70,380 phone calls to state Republicans and it has collected 5,000 email addresses. For all that, it has recruited just four volunteers statewide and has identified only 1,260 supporters…

On Saturday, both [Bush and Rubio] will appear with eight other Republican candidates at a forum in Des Moines. Iowa, the state with the first nominating contest, has been rocky terrain for Mr. Bush because of its large evangelical bloc and hostility to mainstream politicians…

The ghost of Teri Schiavo has zero fvcks to spare for you, Gov. Bush.

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Now that you’ve got a metric for “low FUN bar to clear,” what’s on the agenda for the start of the weekend?

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174Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    I’m putting the finishing touches on my 1000-page PowerPoint presentation explaining why I’ll win the Democratic nomination for president of the United States.

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    Walking around campus this morning, I saw a student wearing an …interesting costume. A Jeb! button, a home-made sign with the RNC elephant logo, and a diaper.

    Not really sure what to make of it. Commentary on the cry-baby nature of the modern Republican party, or maybe just someone dressing up as Senator Vitter.

  5. 5.

    Anoniminous

    I’m waiting to find out if the various Presidential campaigns can find a network who will have “moderators” for their next “debate” who won’t be so “partisan” as to ask any questions.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    @Anoniminous Each GOP candidate should be able to bring his or her own moderator who will have exclusive rights to ask that candidate questions. Only way to be fair.

  8. 8.

    Cacti

    @Anoniminous:

    I’m waiting to find out if the various Presidential campaigns can find a network who will have “moderators” for their next “debate” who won’t be so “partisan” as to ask any questions.

    By 2020, the RNC will have made the nomination into a silent auction between the Kochs and Sheldon Adelson.

  9. 9.

    BGinCHI

    I hope Barbara Bush is suffering, but I’m sure she has had that part of her brain removed. Or maybe rich people just don’t feel shame.

  13. 13.

    dmsilev

    @Baud: Perhaps each candidate could ask him or herself a question, and then answer it. I’m pretty sure Jeb would manage to bobble that as well.

  19. 19.

    Mike J

    In 2012, ~120k people caucused for the Republicans. Jeb? has identified about 1% of the turnout as voting for him.

  20. 20.

    Betty Cracker

    A group of BLM protesters briefly shouted Hillary Clinton down at a campaign event in Atlanta:

    @darrensands:

    Protesters have interrupted Clinton’s speech chanting Black Lives Matter and “The hell you talmbout?”

    After competing chants, etc., the protesters were led outside.

  26. 26.

    jl

    And just think, Jeb? is the ‘organized’ GOPer.

    I can’t find the website right now that I have been following that has the details on campaign ground organizations, but I remember HRC had almost 30 paid Iowa staffers in charge of recruitment and organization earlier this summer, and Sanders was building up to get close to HRC as fast as he could. HRC campaign has no problem recruiting volunteers, and Sanders is turning them away since numbers are outrunning his ability to manage. His campaign is getting contact info to bring them in when organization builds out and can handle them.

    This is a Democratic advantage of actually running real political campaigns rather than focusing on a media freak show in the primaries.

    And as I noted in a previous thread today, the new heart throb Rubio is going light on ground organization, following the Romney road. most of his organization is volunteers, and somehow they will be effective in doing the grunt work when the time comes to actually get people to vote or caucus.

    Edit: I think maybe Trump is catching up on actually organizing, but will have to find that website that has an updated listing of all the paid staff and field offices. Anyone know which one I am talking about? (Damn, I am so unorganized about bookmarking and that stuff. I rely too much on my spontaneous search-fui)

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    @Baud

    Slide 883, “Change the name of the country to Baudi Arabia” may need to be pulled for retooling.

    Ditto for 884, “The White House will become the Baudi House.”

    Slide 666, “Watch This Space” is pretty cool, though.

  33. 33.

    Gin & Tonic

    @NotMax: I dunno. I think he could get votes with the homophony between “Baudi” and “bawdy.” I’d def go to a party at the bawdy house (if I was invited, of course.)

  34. 34.

    piratedan

    well then, lets keep this party going with more quotes that show just how inept a politician Jeb! really is and how he separates himself from the field by being not only tone deaf, but also mildly sociopathic!

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    @Baud

    You can probably get away with blowing that one off and blaming the omission on a spurt of the moment technical glitch.

  38. 38.

    jl

    @BGinCHI:

    ‘ @Baud: Who will your moderator be? I’m guessing we will be seeing you in the next Dem debate. ‘

    Every BJ commenter will be the moderator for that commie fascist threat to humanity stalking horse degenerate (and crook) (and establishment politics as usual) (and dangerous radical revolutionist) Baud.

  39. 39.

    Roger Moore

    @Anoniminous:

    I’m waiting to find out if the various Presidential campaigns can find a network who will have “moderators” for their next “debate” who won’t be so “partisan” as to ask any questions.

    That’s totally unfair. The Republicans want the moderators to ask questions; they’ll just demand that each candidate be allowed to write his own questions for the moderator to ask him. It will preserve the superficial appearance of previous debates without the chance of any unpleasant questions. No guarantee ¿Jeb? will be able to come up with clever answers, of course.

  40. 40.

    Baud

    @BGinCHI:

    Cole: Candidate Baud, I’ve been told that you’ve been a regular commenter in my blog for five years. Having never read the comment section in that time, tell me something about yourself and other Juicers.

  42. 42.

    SoupCatcher

    @Baud:

    Had to completely retool Slide 69 to avoid unintended offense.

    As long as you left in the infinitive form on Slide 269.

    eta And then the needs list on Slide 469…

    eta Was there a zombie Slide 869?

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    Senior moment #919 (collect ’em all!): Poured the first cup of coffee of the day 20 minutes ago.

    And left it sitting in the kitchen.

  46. 46.

    BGinCHI

    @Baud: …did I mention that I forgot to shut the door all the way because I was reading the back of a Coco Puffs box and all my pets got out and then I chased them in my terry cloth robe, which I got on my last trip to the Big City, but I didn’t find them and so I bought a sandwich, OK THREE sandwiches, and then went home and when I woke up on my recliner they were all licking my toes?

  47. 47.

    jl

    @Anoniminous: Yes, thanks.

    But they used to have capsule summaries by state so it was easy to compare the candidates. Maybe they removed it or I just can’t find it now.

    But even with out that, anyone interested to click around and compare the HRC and Sanders political organization to the GOPers. Pretty sad comparison. And looking at Rubio’s I think consistent with what I read about his light Romney style approach to ground organization.

    Stuff like that gives me hope for 2016.

  50. 50.

    BGinCHI

    Back to back headlines at TPM:

    Rules Of Next Republican Presidential Debate Unveiled

    TV Weather Report: ‘More Poop In The Forecast’

    Sometimes correlation is causation.

  54. 54.

    Calouste

    @jl: Clinton pulled in slightly less cash ($77MM compared to $81MM) than Bush, Carson and Cruz, the top 3 Republican fundraisers combined. And apparently a lot of Carson’s expenditure is on actual fundraising/consultants.

    Bush btw must have run into some serious issues with fundraising recently. He raised $24MM last quarter, spend $14MM and has $10MM on hand. You’d expect that he could make February quite comfortable with those numbers, and there would be no need to make the cuts he is making now, unless his fundraising has completely collapsed.

  59. 59.

    Baud

    Jeb’s “Having A Blast” Running For President, He Says Everything’s great!

    So I’m not saying this is likely, but has anyone checked to make sure Jeb doesn’t have easy access to firearms?

  62. 62.

    jl

    FYWP press ate my scandalous earth shattering revelation about the vile Bod campaign.

    BJ in the bag for big Bawd? It sure is.

    I smell a rat.

  65. 65.

    JustRuss

    @NotMax: Can’t count the number of times I’ve left for work with my thermos full of nice hot coffee sitting on the kitchen counter. Fortunately we now have a housemate who drinks java, so I just text her that I left her some Joe when I get to work. At least it’s not going to waste.

  66. 66.

    Elizabelle

    Now up on TCM: Dracula AD 1972. With Christopher Lee. Apparently about to turn up in swinging London.

    Why yes. It is a Hammer film.

  67. 67.

    Anoniminous

    @jl:

    Click on the Presidential Candidates box, then on the candidate, then look for the blue organization link in the left hand column under their photograph. Which takes you to here.

  74. 74.

    dmsilev

    @Baud:

    So I’m not saying this is likely, but has anyone checked to make sure Jeb doesn’t have easy access to firearms?

    Maybe he’s going to stage a grand comeback in the next GOP debate (only 11 days away!) by taking out, literally, one of his competitors. Ted Cruz, say. That would have to be worth several percentage points in the polls.

  75. 75.

    Roger Moore

    @Baud:

    So I’m not saying this is likely, but has anyone checked to make sure Jeb doesn’t have easy access to firearms?

    He’s from Florida; of course he has easy access to firearms.

  76. 76.

    Booger

    Again, this campaign is the most passive-aggressive F-U to a mother in the history of passive-aggressive F-Us to mothers. We can only hope the elders live long enough to see Jeb! fail miserably.

  79. 79.

    jl

    @Anoniminous: Yes, thanks, I could find the lists for each candidate. But there should be summaries some place where you see, for example, summary of each candidates organization for Iowa, as you scrolled down.

    But, yes, if you go to that link you gave, a person can look at campaign ground organizations for all the candidates. But you have to click around to compare, or copy out into a doc to compare state organizations side by side.

  81. 81.

    Ajabu

    Kepp me in your thoughts, Juicers. Tomorrow morning I begin the drive back to California from Atlanta.
    Driving a 26′ truck & towing my car. Alone. At my very advanced age. It’s making me nervous as hell.
    I haven’t done this in 20 years (and felt too old for it THAT time.) Lack of money makes you do crazy shit.
    No way I could afford to hire somebody to do the driving. Paying to pack the truck was all I could manage.
    So, I’m off on Halloween morning. And, there’ll be no backing up. I’ve never figured out how to do that with a carrier or something going in another direction. I’m going forward only! If backing up is necessary I’ll wait till an actual truck driver comes by and beg him to do it.
    I’m dreading this trip but you do what you gotta do, I guess.
    Hopefully, I’ll keep you posted.

  84. 84.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    Speaking of TCM tonight, my Lewton recommendations are:

    “Cat People” (8 pm ET)
    “Val Lewton: Man in the Shadows” (Martin Scorsese’s documentary – 9:30
    PM ET)
    “The Leopard Man” (12:15 am ET)
    *”The Body Snatcher” (2:45 am ET)*

    “The Body Snatcher” is the best of the three Lewton movies Boris Karloff starred in, but “Isle of the Dead” and “Bedlam” aren’t bad.

    If you have to choose only one from tonight’s lineup, go with “Body Snatcher.”

  91. 91.

    Zinsky

    @BGinCHI: @Booger: What would be even better is if the entire Bush crime family were in a federal penitentiary awaiting execution. These filthy criminals need to pay for all the damage they have done to American democracy.

  92. 92.

    feebog

    @Ajabu:

    Hopefully you will not run into any really bad weather. Good luck and let us know when you get back to California.

  94. 94.

    hitchhiker

    I love the Baudy Bod campaign. Can we have buttons that say BAUDY BOD FOR 45?

    I hope each of your slides has at least one row of words that spell themselves out one letter at a time, with starburst sound effects?

  95. 95.

    Uncle Cosmo

    @NotMax: Va piano, bene–but be sure to take along the 4 basic necessities of life:

    Aqua fresca,
    Vino puro,
    Fica stresa,
    Cazzo duro.

    Stick that in your Web translator!

  96. 96.

    jl

    @hitchhiker:

    I happen to know that a leaked Bawdy Bod Baud campaign ppt slide deck presentation for donors consists of cheap p 0 r n clips and promises of free hookers and blow and gallons of Nightrain for campaign backers.

  97. 97.

    David Koch

    The funny thing is Rubio raised less than half of what ¿Jeb? did last quarter ($13 mil vs $6 mil) and their poll numbers are similar (mid single digits).

    But while Jeb is on life-support, the “liberal” media wants to portray Rubio as juggernaut.

    Math, how does that work?

  99. 99.

    Keith G

    @Ajabu: I know that you’ll probably have other things on your mind, but try to enjoy the drive as much as you can. I miss my cross country jaunts and even if a road trip is not under optimal conditions, it is still a road trip. I actually envy your chance to see a large swath of the country

    At least it looks like you will catch a break with the weather. Safe and happy travels!!

  100. 100.

    Baud

    @jl:

    cheap p 0 r n clips and promises of free hookers and blow and gallons of Nightrain for campaign backers.

    And that’s how I’ll turn Utah blue.

  102. 102.

    srv

    I’m going to take 4 bags to Goodwill and do a powerpoint about it.

    Voodoo campaigning:

    Christine Ciccone, the chief operating officer with former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign, is no longer with the organization.

    Bush’s campaign confirmed to POLITICO on Friday that Ciccone left as part of a reorganization announced last week.

    This doer is going to be a rising talker.

  106. 106.

    David Koch

    Baud or Bust.

    I’ve already made it known, if Baud doesn’t win the nomination, then I’m not voting in the general election.

    It’s time to teach the establishment and the Dems a lesson.

  108. 108.

    NotMax

    @Uncle Cosmo

    Have been using the proverb (in its original euphonious Italian) for at least the last 45 years, long before web translators.

    The translation linked is a little too pat, but best could find on a quick and dirty search.

  109. 109.

    Baud

    @David Koch: I appreciate that, DK. But I oppose PUMAism in all its forms, even for me. We need to support whoever wins the Democratic nomination. We shouldn’t try to undercut them until after they win the election.

  111. 111.

    Iowa Old Lady

    Has anyone else been watching Colbert on the Late Show? What do you think? I’m kind of disappointed. It feels like most of the time a guest is promoting something so the show is mostly marketing.

  112. 112.

    David Koch

    Those who have looked into Marco’s background in the past have been concerned with what they have found.

    This is from ¿Jeb?’s slides. This is why Romney didn’t even bother to vet him.

    Even before the Republicans chose a presidential nominee it was widely assumed that Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., would be at the top of anybody’s list of vice presidential candidates. The reasons are obvious: Not only is he young, charismatic and wildly popular with conservatives, but he could also help Republicans win a key state (Florida) and make inroads with Hispanics.

    But knowledgeable Republican sources tell me that Rubio is not being vetted by Mitt Romney’s vice presidential search team. He has not been asked to complete any questionnaires or been asked to turn over any financial documents typically required of potential vice presidential candidates.

    a whispering campaign has spread in Washington suggesting that Rubio may look good on paper, but he cannot “pass vet” for the vice presidential nomination.

    It’s well known that Rubio’s background is as messy as John Edwards. And like Edwards, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes out.

  114. 114.

    MazeDancer

    In severing their relationship with NBC, the GOP cancelled the Telemundo debate. Gee, and they were doing so well with their Hispanic outreach up til now…

    Even GOP consultant Steve Schmidt said on MSNBC that the GOP has to win 40% of the Hispanic vote to win the Presidency.

    (On the other hand, maybe no Telemundo debate will help, less exposure.)

  115. 115.

    shell

    Lots of good, classic horror flicks on tonight and tomorrow.. But sad that nobody is showing Rosemarys Baby.

  116. 116.

    Baud

    @MazeDancer:

    Even GOP consultant Steve Schmidt said on MSNBC that the GOP has to win 40% of the Hispanic vote to win the Presidency.

    How’s that even conceivable? W. barely got that, and he’s by far the best they eve had.

  118. 118.

    David Koch

    @Baud: he’s wrong. For a republican to win they’ll need atleast 52% of the Latino vote.

    50= (.72)W*60%+(.10)L*52%+(.13)B*6%+(.03)A*26%+(.02)O*38%

    Where W=white, L=latino, B=Black, A=asian, O=other

    This is based on the demographics of 2012. But for the past 24 years, the white vote has declined on average 2.6% per cycle, while the POC vote has risen. So if the white vote declines to 69 to 70 percent, then he will need more than 52% of the latino vote. Especially if Hillary get 43% of the white vote, like Kerry and Gore did.

  121. 121.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    @David Koch:

    You just gave me a happy vision of a repeat of Obama’s 2004 campaign for US Senator, where his opponent had a nasty divorce scandal burst a few months into the campaign and they had to bring Alan Keyes in off the bench to have a warm body to oppose the Obama juggernaut.

  122. 122.

    David Koch

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone): yeah, that was mind blowing. The guy was married to a movie star. Star Trek fans will remember the gorgeous Seven of Nine, Jeri Ryan . And he was satisfied with that. He would take her to sex clubs in Europe and demand she have sex with other men, which she resisted and led to the divorce.

    Party of family values, defending the sanctity of marriage – what bullshit.

  123. 123.

    dmsilev

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone): The divorce was a few years prior to the campaign, it was just that some of the records were unsealed just after the primaries. Good times, good times. That, of course, was also the election that gave us the 27% Crazification Factor.

  126. 126.

    gogol's wife

    I can’t believe I missed watching this whole film. Michael Kitchen is in it! Cushing and Lee in disco 1972 London. The soundtrack alone is pure gold.

  130. 130.

    Suzanne

    @Ajabu: I can’t back up a trailer, and I never could. Hell, I drive a CR-V, and I get nervous on those occasions when I have to drive anything larger. Good luck.

  132. 132.

    dogwood

    @David Koch:
    Ryan didn’t demand she have sex with other men; he wanted her to have sex with him in front of others. At the time some republicans tried to argue that it was unseemly, but not adulterous.

  133. 133.

    catclub

    @David Koch: Of course this ignores the fact that in order to win the Electoral college you only need something like 23% of the vote – if you can parsimoniously win all the small states and few others.

  134. 134.

    Suzanne

    So I know that I have told y’all about the new behavioral hospital project I am designing that has been consuming a great deal of my time. We go in for a building permit on November 9, so I am going to be working a lot this weekend. Just in time for me to start coming down with The Snots.

    I went over to Trader Joe’s and stocked up on wine and chocolate.

  139. 139.

    Matt McIrvin

    @catclub: In principle you could win the Electoral College with much less than 1% of the vote, if nearly everyone in the states you carried stayed home, while turnout was strong in the states you lost.

  140. 140.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    My weekend? I just flew back to Detroit from Pennsylvania this afternoon. Tomorrow I leave for a week in Germany. Oh, and my week started with 2.5 days in Ontario. By the time I get back on 11/08 I’ll have spent 2 nights in my own bed out of 16 days.

    I have no idea where I am in the morning until I turn on the light, and sometimes the answer is just ‘Hilton, somewhere”.

  141. 141.

    Roger Moore

    @catclub:
    You can theoretically win with much less of the national vote than that if the states you win have very poor turnout and the states you lose have high turnout. This is more than just a theoretical proposition, since the Republicans are trying hard to suppress turnout in the states where they tend to do well.

  145. 145.

    Mike J

    @Matt McIrvin:

    In principle you could win the Electoral College with much less than 1% of the vote, if nearly everyone in the states you carried stayed home, while turnout was strong in the states you lost.

    There’s no (federal)law that electors be picked by popular vote. The state lege could simply pick electors for whichever party they wanted with no voting. 31 of 50 are currently controlled by Republicans.

  146. 146.

    Felonius Monk

    Jeb? is now running a Zombie Campaign —- his quest for the nomination is dead, but it keeps crawling ahead on its hands and knees.The big question is who will put it out of its misery and when?

    /Baud — A Man for All Reasons!

  147. 147.

    Jim, Foolish LIteralist

    Chris Hayes has two Republican guests, one of whom is the Congressman who resigned after being arrested for cocaine possession last yearish, to talk about Bush v Rubio. Both are pretty strongly pro-Rubio.

    Trey Radel, as a pundit, is like the small market TV reporter he apparently once was, or a very confident used car salesman.

  148. 148.

    SRW1

    “Governor, I understand that that your campaign is not terminal, but can you comment on rumors of it being in a vegetative state?”

  149. 149.

    redshirt

    @Ajabu: Good luck!

    I made the cross country drive in a big truck and trailer last year, so here’s a few tips:

    1. Plan your stops ahead of time, and research hotels. You don’t want to pull into a town with 2 hotels and neither allows truck parking.
    2. Bring a cooler and keep foods you like. Truck stops and fast food gets old fast.

    And like others said, go slow and enjoy the views!

  150. 150.

    Anne Laurie

    @dmsilev:

    Maybe he’s going to stage a grand comeback in the next GOP debate (only 11 days away!) by taking out, literally, one of his competitors. Ted Cruz, say. That would have to be worth several percentage points in the polls.

    Were one of these Repub luzers to successfully eliminate at least one of their competitors this way (making a minimum of two, since I believe there’s a rule against running for president while on bail) *I* might have to switch parties and vote for him in the primary!…

    (… c’mon, this is Massachusetts, our primary doesn’t count anyways.)

  152. 152.

    Roger Moore

    @SRW1:

    “Governor, I understand that that your campaign is not terminal, but can you comment on rumors of it being in a vegetative state?”

    I’m sure that Bill Frist, MD can testify to the contrary.

  153. 153.

    dmsilev

    @Anne Laurie:

    I believe there’s a rule against running for president while on bail

    There is? Since when? You might not be able to vote in many states, but the Constitutional requirements to run for President don’t include “isn’t a felon or out on bail”.

  154. 154.

    SRW1

    @Calouste:

    If Jebbie’s fundraising has collapsed, it’s because big money has abandoned him. His small donor contributions have always been paltry.

  161. 161.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    @PurpleGirl:
    My colleague is taking a weekend trip to hit as many countries as possible:
    “Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Italy, Austria, then staying the night in Prague, Czech Republic. Back to Germany on Sunday”

    I’ll be reading Dorothy L Sayers books instead.
    Travel. Bah.

  162. 162.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @Ultraviolet Thunder:

    I’m doing my Annual Rereading of the Dorothy L. Sayers books myself. Am paying particular attention this time around to all the named pubs, clubs, hotels, tea-shoppes, rooming-houses, and the like. There are a goodly number of them mentioned in the canon.

  166. 166.

    mclaren

    Jeb is “having a blast” in the same sense that Wile E. Coyote lighting his ass up with a giant rocket in order to catch the Roadrunner was having a blast.

    If memory serves, there were about three singed hairs of the coyote left floating down to the bottom of the canyon.

  167. 167.

    J R in WV

    Now-a-days here in WV when you plead out to election fraud charges, they make part of the deal that you won’t ever run for any elective office again.

    So you have to accept appointive positions, like Emergency Response Manager, or Volunteer Coordinator, or Parks and Recreation Manager… or Transportation Manager for the School Board!!

  168. 168.

    mclaren

    @Felonius Monk:

    Jeb? is now running a Zombie Campaign —- his quest for the nomination is dead, but it keeps crawling ahead on its hands and knees.The big question is who will put it out of its misery and when?

    I tuned into an episode of the new TV series Fear the Living Dead last night in order to see what it was like, only to discover that I was watching the Jeb Bush campaign.

  173. 173.

    SFAW

    @mclaren:

    Jeb is “having a blast” in the same sense that Wile E. Coyote lighting his ass up with a giant rocket in order to catch the Roadrunner was having a blast.

    Maybe that explains all the boxes labeled “ACME Campaign Supplies” spotted at Jeb!’s campaign headquarters.

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