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Hey Little Girl

by $8 blue check mistermix|  November 6, 20154:59 pm| 66 Comments

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Cécile McLorin Salvant says she felt compelled to record this song (originally made famous by Jack Jones in 1963) despite the sexist lyrics. As far as I’m concerned, I’d listen to her sing the telephone book accompanied by a kazoo band.

Is it cocktail time yet? Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    satby

    November 6, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    Nice!

    Anyone heard from Sooner lately?

  2. 2.

    benw

    November 6, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    I thought this was a hip-hop blog now.

  3. 3.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    Watching a House Hunters: Where Are They Now marathon on HGTV.

    The couples picked bought fixer uppers and they went back to see how the couples and the houses are doing now.

    Mahn…these folks are crafty…they all did most of the renovations themselves…one couple by budgeting and DIY spent only $7000 to renovate and that included some real labor work..

    Woo…that could NOT be me. First of all, I live alone, and I don’t see anything changing for the near future. Who knows, maybe by the time I’m buying a house I’ll have a BF, but I doubt it. So move in ready is the ONLY way for me…lol

    So I don’t know how old this one ep was, but dude…buying a condo in ATL for like $42,000!
    With his renovations…the listing $42000, he bought for $33,000 renovated for about $5500 and now the condo is listed at $60000…wow

    What???

    Is real estate that cheap in ATL?

  4. 4.

    BGinCHI

    November 6, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    “Happy hour has come and gone, much too short and much too long…”

    Name that song.

  5. 5.

    Felonius Monk

    November 6, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    @satby: Haven’t seen anything from Sooner since before the grand opening of the new and better Balloon-Juice, but then sometimes I’m not too observant
    .

  6. 6.

    Roger Moore

    November 6, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    @satby:

    Anyone heard from Sooner lately?

    He’s still on twitter. Earlier today, he was complaining about being out of fucks to give and not even having a line item for them in his budget.

  7. 7.

    burnspbesq

    November 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    CMS is a yooge talent. It’s going to be interesting to watch her develop.

  8. 8.

    grishaxxx

    November 6, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    Prime Bacharach/David – tho, yes, appallingly sexist for us; back then, the Mad Men days, it would have been unobjectionable. Think also “How to Succeed in Business…”, Wilder’s “The Apartment” – the latter the basis for the Bacharach/David/Neil Simon musical “Promises, Promises.” What goes around….

  9. 9.

    PJ

    November 6, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    @BGinCHI: Graham Parker, Protection?

  10. 10.

    Roger Moore

    November 6, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    @lamh36:

    First of all, I live alone, and I don’t see anything changing for the near future. Who knows, maybe by the time I’m buying a house I’ll have a BF, but I doubt it. So move in ready is the ONLY way for me…lol

    Why do you need a boyfriend to do renovations? One of my friends has done extensive renovations of her house, including refinishing all the hardwood floors and repairing the deck. You just need the confidence that you’re capable of doing that stuff yourself.

  11. 11.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Luther in December, Sherlock on New Year’s Day and X-Files in January!

    I.CANNOT.WAIT!

    Sherlock: The Abominable Bride Sherlock | Masterpiece | PBS http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/watch-online/previews/sherlock-abominable-bride-trailer-2/ via @masterpiecepbs

  12. 12.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    Luther in December, Sherlock on New Year’s Day and X-Files in January!

    I.CANNOT.WAIT!

    Sherlock Holmes Trailer
    https://twitter.com/psddluva4evah/status/662759652476735488

  13. 13.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    @Roger Moore: I’ve lived alone for quite some time. I already don’t find the need for a BF for anything. But there are something that I just would rather not have to do. Having a partner who is willing to do those things is an incentive.

    I do not have any desire to do any renovation project like that alone…period. If renovation had to be done and I had money then I’d hire someone.

    But if I had a partner or BF who like that sort of thing, then maybe I’d be more willing to look for a home with some renovation needed.

    But without that, aside from maybe painting walls myself, it’s just NOT something I’m interested in at the moment.

  14. 14.

    goblue72

    November 6, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    @lamh36: Compared to the metro markets in the Northeast (DC, NYC, Boston) or the West Coast major markets (SD, LA, SJ, SF, Oak, PDX & Seattle) – yes.

    You can get a trendy 2 BR loft in a hipster warehouse district neighborhood in Atlanta for $300k – https://www.redfin.com/GA/Atlanta/210-Walker-St-SW-30313/unit-11/home/24630584

  15. 15.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    I like Cecile. Moar, please. Gonna follow her.

    Not such bad advice in the song; don’t take each other for granted. He gets home first, he starts the martinis!

  16. 16.

    goblue72

    November 6, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    @lamh36: Compared to the metro markets in the Northeast (DC, NYC, Boston) or the West Coast major markets (SD, LA, SJ, SF, Oak, PDX & Seattle) – yes.

    You can get a trendy 2 BR loft in a hipster warehouse district neighborhood in Atlanta for under $300k.

    I posted this with a link to a Redfin listing as an example, but stuck in moderation.

  17. 17.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    @goblue72: I posted a comment with an link and it’s it moderation too…

  18. 18.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Still watching HGTV. And um yeah…no to this “tiny house” movement. that is some bullshhhh…I’m too big and tall for some “tiny house” no ma’am

  19. 19.

    Elliott

    November 6, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    Jack Jones, model husband — six times over

  20. 20.

    Trollhattan

    November 6, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    @PJ:
    GP is going to be touring the States with Brinsley Schwarz this winter.

  21. 21.

    Mike in NC

    November 6, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    @lamh36: We get a kick out of shows like ‘House Hunters’ because they often have a couple of 20-something hipsters who turn down a fabulous deal if it means they have to drive more than ten minutes to get to work. Those poor dears. Commuting on the DC Beltway sometimes took us two hours to get home on a rough night.

  22. 22.

    David Koch

    November 6, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    “West Point” is treading world wide on Twitter

    HA!

    Atleast ¿ Jeb? ‘s campaign is good at one aspect of campaigning – planting oppo research.

  23. 23.

    Roger Moore

    November 6, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    @lamh36:
    I’m just thinking that a fixer-upper gives you a chance to move into a better neighborhood than you might be able to get into otherwise. The friend who refinished her own floors always says you want to buy a bad house in a good neighborhood rather than a good house in a bad neighborhood (i.e. location, location, location) because it’s easier to improve the house than the neighborhood.

    Of course this is in LA, where even bad neighborhoods are expensive by normal standards. The LA Times has a regular feature where they show typical houses available for so much money in different parts of the LA area. It’s pathetic how little you get for your money.

  24. 24.

    Gvg

    November 6, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    Condo prices are usually a lot lower than houses and they go up and down more in most places. Tampa is an exception because of the larger retired population that wants condos. When my cousin was hunting here in Gainesville about 15 years ago the condo market was so hot they were selling for asking prices the day they came on the market and she missed a bunch till she and husband agreed that she should leave work when realtor called and make an offer if she thought it matched agreed on parameters. After market crashed, they couldn’t sell it and currently rent it out. Gainesville has always had a rather extreme boom bust real estate cycle because of the University and developers always being kind of behind the curve. Right now they seem really cheap here, but you have to be careful of area. You always have to look at what the resale potential is in case you need to move. Look into the condo boards. Make time to join and vote so they don’t go control freak just because a few friends are the only ones who want to bother running for board. Decide which ones are acceptable and wait for a good one to come on the market. Currently people are still renting and putting off buying. Rents here are higher than mortgages. That doesn’t usually last, but a lot of people were really hurt by both real estate bust around 05 and economy bust in 08. People are buying houses, but a lot still only want to rent. Condo’s usually aren’t quite as reliable investments as houses but if you don’t want the house maintenance it may be good for you. Look into pet rules too. Townhouses often have little fenced back “yards” that can be OK for dogs if allowed and cats love screened porches. Many don’t allow any pets.

  25. 25.

    tybee

    November 6, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    where i need to be…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BhwLamL_8

  26. 26.

    gogol's wife

    November 6, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    @grishaxxx:

    I distinctly remember when that song came out, and I found it nauseating at the time.

    Despite my great respect for the talents of Bacharach/David. Alfie is a masterpiece.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 6, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Did you catch her interview on “Fresh Air” two or three days ago? I heard snippets but not the whole thing; reminder to self to listen to the podcast.

  28. 28.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    @lamh36:

    (FYWP. Reposting because of [pointlessly] forbidden word. Don’t nobody say “Watson”!)

    Gotta say that Elementary got off to a great start last night. Really good episode. Holmes has been pounded down, so it will be interesting to see how he copes with that, and Watson is upping her game. She was great threatening a smug suit: “Let me ask you a question. What’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”

    And when is the finale of Person of Interest? I keep getting panic attacks that I missed it.

  29. 29.

    bystander

    November 6, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    “Moon of Alabama”

    We also have Hal David to thank for the great lyric to Bachrach’s love theme from “A House Is Not a Home”.

  30. 30.

    Marc

    November 6, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    I went over to the dark side and watched some Fox News clips about Ben Carson and his West Point lies. They’re furious. He’s toast.

  31. 31.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Thanks. Am enchanted by Mlle Salvant.

    Per her website, she gave a concert in Berlin last night. On a European tour. She’s the voice of Chanel “Chance.”

    Watched the Jack Jones version up on youtube — ugh. It’s more “dress up or he’ll leave you. Little girl.” Cecile’s and Dionne Warwick’s versions are more like advice to a beloved woman friend. Cecile’s is my fave version.

  32. 32.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    @Marc: Ben Carson story led the ABC evening news, but I was thinking about Cecile and missed the tone of the story.

    Carson’s evangelical supporters may forgive him. Other “screw the establishment” types? Prob not.

  33. 33.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 6, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    @BGinCHI: It ain’t the knife in the heart that tears you apart.

  34. 34.

    gogol's wife

    November 6, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    @lamh36:

    That gives me little tingles. I’m not stepping away from my TV set that day.

  35. 35.

    lamh36

    November 6, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    I don’t watch Colbert’s Late Show nearly enough.

    I found this skit with Daniel Craig, genuinely funny.

    Daniel Craig Reveals A Deleted Scene From “Spectre”
    http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/stephen-colbert-dashes-daniel-craigs-plans-in-hilarious-spectre-scene-20151105

  36. 36.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    @Marc:

    Furious at Ben or furious with the lamestream media for being mean to him?

  37. 37.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    The least Bacharachian Bacharach song ever: Love, “My Little Red Book.” (Totally lame lip-sync, but interesting video.)

    ETA: Just saw this great comment on that video: “It’s not easy to play tambourine and sing at the same time. It took the later Partridge Family to develop that advanced skill.”

  38. 38.

    goblue72

    November 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    @Roger Moore: Los Angeles (like most of coastal California) has expensive housing because it chose to have expensive housing –

    https://www.cp-dr.com/node/3717

    Most of coastal California has zoned itself into a supply constrained market guaranteeing high housing costs and lack of affordability. Its not an accident; its by design (even if partially, though not entirely, unintentional)

  39. 39.

    Emma

    November 6, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    @Elizabelle: She does a kickass version of “What a Little Moonlight can Do.”

  40. 40.

    Marc

    November 6, 2015 at 6:54 pm

    @Steeplejack: And now there appears to be a counter-movement. Go figure. Having seen his direct claims in print and in speeches, I don’t think that he’s going to be able to escape from this one. I’d wager that it’s a dead cat bounce.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    November 6, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    @Marc

    dead cat bounce

    Lamest carnival midway game ever.

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 6, 2015 at 7:02 pm

    @NotMax: Says you. I once won a bag of hair playing it.

  43. 43.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    @Emma: I have a Billie Holliday recording of that song. Hunting down Cecile’s version now.

    She’s a Floridian. Gonna do some concerts there later this month; will be in NYC (Lincoln Center?) and a few other cities in 2016.

    I love her voice and phrasing.

  44. 44.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    More lesser-known Bacharach (and can’t forget Hal David’s lyrics): Chuck Jackson, “Any Day Now.”

    Damn you, YouTube, I can’t escape your clutches.

    Cécile McLorin Salvant, “Nobody.”

  45. 45.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 7:10 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Here you go: Cécile McLorin Salvant, “What a Little Moonlight Can Do.”

  46. 46.

    satby

    November 6, 2015 at 7:10 pm

    @Steeplejack: I stream the shows, so I have to wait till tonight, but I have been looking forward to Elementary’s return since spring. I love all things Holmes.
    @lamh36: I could watch this all day too.

    Ok, so full disclosure: in my earlier years before IT I was a licensed PI in IL (I wanted to be a legal investigator, so I got a paralegal cert from Roosevelt Uni and went to work for a detective agency to get experience). Sometimes I get curious about things and people get offended when I check up on them (which I always do openly)…. just in case anyone was wondering about the extreme reaction I got earlier to a fairly innocuous question.

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Eh, on that one give me Cassandra Wilson.

  48. 48.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 7:17 pm

    @satby:

    Seriously, it’s a great start to the season. I was actually a little surprised at how good it was (Elementary being halfway in my “guilty pleasure” category). But I don’t want to oversell it. Let me know what you think.

  49. 49.

    satby

    November 6, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    @Steeplejack: I think I’m going to go watch it right now.

  50. 50.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    @satby: We should put you on troll patrol. Interesting background.

  51. 51.

    Pogonip

    November 6, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    Someone mentioned the kazoo. There was at least one song with a kazoo solo: “Johnny Get Angry,” performed by Joanie Summers, early ’60’s. Evidently Johnny got so angry that no one ever ventured a kazoo solo again.

  52. 52.

    Roger Moore

    November 6, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    @goblue72:

    Most of coastal California has zoned itself into a supply constrained market guaranteeing high housing costs and lack of affordability. Its not an accident; its by design (even if partially, though not entirely, unintentional)

    An important point left out of that article is the pernicious effect of Prop 13 on all that. In most places, skyrocketing housing prices have both good and bad effects for homeowners, since they lead to rising property taxes as well as rising home values. Prop 13 protects homeowners from rising taxes, so they see little downside in outrageous housing prices. If property owners weren’t shielded from rising taxes, they might be more inclined to support policies that would keep prices in check.

  53. 53.

    Gimlet

    November 6, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    @Pogonip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjU8Xf6qrA

  54. 54.

    Roger Moore

    November 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    @Roger Moore: [Responding to myself because I can’t edit]
    A big factor in the expensive property on the West Coast is the lack of space. For all its reputation for sprawl, Los Angeles has spread about as far as it reasonably can. It’s hemmed in by the ocean and the mountains. The LA urban area is now the densest* urban area in the country, and there simply isn’t any open space for new development this side of the Inland Empire and the High Desert. Building anything new within the urban area means tearing out something old, which makes it inherently more expensive and more prone to opposition by NIMBYs.

    *By conventional measures of density, which are reasonable for figuring out how many people can fit; I realize that population weighted density makes more sense for other purposes.

  55. 55.

    Kathleen O'Neill

    November 6, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    @grishaxxx:
    Thatsong brings back memories of how stifling the early 60’s were. Eeegads.

  56. 56.

    raven

    November 6, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    @Steeplejack: I’ve seen her twice, killer!

  57. 57.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    @Emma: Thanks, Emma.

  58. 58.

    gogol's wife

    November 6, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    @Pogonip:

    I want a brave man, I want a cave man

  59. 59.

    Hob

    November 6, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    If you ever get the chance to see Cécile McLorin Salvant live, do so. I had the pleasure of seeing her recently, doing that song among others, along with her excellent backup band. Her version of “John Henry” is particularly stunning, even more so live than the one they recorded.

  60. 60.

    Gimlet

    November 6, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    Huffpost

    Viggo Mortenson – As disturbing as the police brutality that we’re talking about — these instances of abuse of power that have unfortunately caused the death of people, unarmed citizens — as disturbing as that, if not more so in the long run, are the people who are condoning it, these heads of police unions, by going after Tarantino instead of sitting back and going, ‘Yeah, we know there are some issues.’ It has become endemic because these people are condoning it. That’s what they’re doing when they go after the messenger like that.

  61. 61.

    Steeplejack

    November 6, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    @raven:

    Cassandra’s the bomb!

  62. 62.

    satby

    November 6, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    @Elizabelle: I looked on LinkedIn and Googled… But now I’m blocked on the Link… because what kind of asshole checks out people openly on a professional social media site? Seriously, I suck.

  63. 63.

    satby

    November 6, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    @satby: Yep, it’s good. I likey.

  64. 64.

    Pogonip

    November 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    @gogol’s wife: Every girl wants someone who/she can always look up to…

    I’ve got one! My kid’s a foot taller than I am. But he can’t play the kazoo.

  65. 65.

    Plantsmantx

    November 6, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    @Steeplejack: I like Salvant a lot, but I’ll choose Dianne Reeves’ rendition

  66. 66.

    Aleta

    November 6, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Betty Carter – Caribbean Sun
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIDffk1LIIw

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