Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

A consequence of cucumbers

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

We are aware of all internet traditions.

It’s a doggy dog world.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

If you are in line to indict donald trump, stay in line.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

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Open Thread: Everything’s Bigger in Texas

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Including the idiocy!

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Chaser:

I really miss Molly Ivins, right now.

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  1. 1.

    Roger Moore

    I thought the lax gun laws were supposed to guarantee there were always plenty of good guys with guns around to kill the terrorists before they got started. So which is it: is Texas unsafe because it gives refugees easy access to guns, or was Paris unsafe because it denied citizens easy access to guns?

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    Germy

    I miss Molly Ivins acutely right now. I can just imagine what she’d be writing about the current crop of presidential candidates.

  6. 6.

    David Hunt

    To my everlasting shame, Joe Barton used to be my Congressman before the districts got moved around. That comment strikes me as right up his ally.

  7. 7.

    hitchhiker

    “household firearms”

    Possibly the strangest phrase I’ve read this morning. And it’s been a mighty weird morning.

  10. 10.

    Fred

    We all miss Molly. Hunter too. They both could see the crooks coming from miles away and could skewer them with a laugh.

  12. 12.

    Ben Cisco

    Good news: Mrs. Cisco is home, after a week in the hospital and two more in rehab.
    Recuperation is progressing at levels “higher than anticipated.”
    A full recovery is expected.

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