It is every bit as loud and shiny and the acting every bit as wooden as everyone has led me to believe
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) December 13, 2015
George Lucas: And then the Jedi have a gladiator match against a bunch of Pokemon
20th Century Fox: Please stop setting our money on fire
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) December 13, 2015
Obi-Wan: So…we're cool with using this mysterious clone army that we totally didn't order?
Yoda: ¯\_(?)_/¯
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) December 13, 2015
Anakin: LEEEEEROOOOY JENK- [takes force lightning to the face]
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) December 13, 2015
Much more, click here (no, you don’t need a twitter account to read other peoples’ tweets).
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Apart from cheap snark, what’s on the agenda as we wrap up the weekend?
Amir Khalid
Well, episodes I, II, and III are pretty much a lost cause. Episode III is the least bad of the lot, and even there Padme and Anakin’s dramatic impact suffers because the two characters were so poorly developed in the first two movies. But did this Hayes Brown person only find that out now? And who is he, anyway?
Baud
See Star Wars: The Force Awakens® this year and Vote Baud!® in 2016!
May the Vote Be with Baud!
(Everyone else in the world is marketing the movie. Why not Baud?)
MomSense
@Baud:
Vote for Baud I can.
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@Baud:
Um, they’re either getting paid or have paid through the nose for the marketing rights?
Germy
I bought some Baud Action Figures for stocking stuffers.
Germy
Who needs star wars when we have Michael Bay’s Benghazi!
Baud
@Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: How many times have Republicans used rock songs without permission? Nothing ever happens to them.
Besides, I used the ®. I’m covered.
Baud
@MomSense: You are wise, Master MomSense.
Baud
@Germy: I hope it has robots.
Baud
@Germy: Awesome. I thought those had been recalled as a choking hazard.
Gin & Tonic
@Germy: I was at the movies the other day and interspersed with the trailers was an advert for Oliver Stone’s Snowden, due out in May. I’m sure that will be objective.
I say “advert” because it was just a series of white-text-on-black graphics. A “trailer” shows scenes from the upcoming movie. I guess Oliver’s above that, and we should quiver with anticipation just on the strength of his (and Snowden’s) name.
Gin & Tonic
@Baud: No, not *that* kind of action figure.
Eric S.
“Exciting” night near me. The story is still developing but there was a gun battle 1.5 blocks from my condo. Those familiar with the north side of Chicago it was 1 block west of Wrigley field. Basically behind the McDonald’s on Clark Street. It was at Racine and Patterson. This story says at many as 50 shots were fired. The local ABC affiliate is saying as many as 82.
I had no idea it had happened at the time. I went for my morning run and saw the patrol cars blocking off Racine. An hour later when I came back they were still there. That’s when I looked it up.
I think I should be feeling more fear than I currently am.
raven
The garden club loved the gumbo!
Germy
@Gin & Tonic: It’s a teaser trailer. I guess as time goes on, we’ll probably be shown more scenes in extended trailers. But I predict a very limited release.
Roger Moore
@Amir Khalid:
Which presumably has something to do with Lucas being far more interested in computerized effects than human actors.
Baud
@raven: FTW!
Eric S.
I’ve got tickets for the Force Awakens on Thursday. I’m not 100% sure how we are seeing it on the 17th when everything says it comes out on the 18th but we do have tickets.
I’m irrationally excited. I recognize my current state though. I felt like this before Phantom Menace and was disappointed. I hope I don’t feel as bad about the new movie.
Baud
@Eric S.: That sucks.
PaulW
Good news: my newest ebook is now on sale on Amazon Kindle!
Bad news: I listed the COVER ARTIST in the author info by mistake.
It takes about 12 hours to update records, and I hope I can change this error ASAP.
/headdesk
Baud
@PaulW: Congrats!!! No link?
Peale
I’m planning my trip to Japan where I’m going to be raising dark money for Baud’s campaign. I’m planning on starting with the yaoi community, so the comments threads may go a little off for a few days until the donors realize that Baud is not really the fujoshi’s fujoshi and this isn’t the place to post DougJ Adam Silverman slash fiction.
p.a.
@Baud: OMG your action figures are programmed to choke people??!! Duuuuudddeee…
Baud
@Peale:
Good man. Try not to get killed by the yakuza. I heard they are Sanders supporters.
debbie
@raven:
How could they not? Everything’s better with duck!
grrljock
I liked Star Wars when I saw it on grainy, pirated Betamax as a 12-year old. Then, as an adult, I watched it in the theater upon its rerelease and was disappointed at its thin plot (really, the Rebels’ fate hung on feckless Luke?) and its overwhelming maleness and paleness. Leia is literally the only female character in that whole movie. Cured me of my Star Wars fandom.
redshirt
I liked the Prequel trilogy. Sure, it was a disappointment, but it’s a good story with lots of cool moments, so besides the disappointment, why all the hate?
Also, I saw The Phantom Menace first show first day and was underwhelmed, so I won’t be repeating that experience.
p.a.
@raven: Have you ever done the roux and browning in a pan then transferred to a slow cooker? I haven’t, just wondering if I should try.
redshirt
@grrljock: Do any of the Star Wars movies pass the Bechdel Test?
NotMax
But why, oh why would anyone care to?
NotMax
@grrljock
Aunt Paroo.
Also no reason to assume some of the non-humans (Jawas, for example) aren’t female.
Anoniminous
@Peale:
The next wave: Kermit/Yoda.
Green on Green. You know you’d buy it.
redshirt
@NotMax: Aunt Beru.
And no reason to assume all of the aliens aren’t male.
In fact, Lucas made it clear which aliens were female – hint, they had cleavage.
raven
@p.a.: I keep reading about that technique. I don’t have a slow cooker but I have one of those anti-scortch thingies you put on the burner for slow cooking. I simmered the duck yesterday, cleaned the meat off, put the bones back in at let her rip. Then I put the stock in the fridge overnight, harvested the duck fat and used it for the roux. Put it all back together at noon and simmered again until 3.
p.a.
@NotMax: The cartoon was more gender balanced.
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@NotMax:
Beru.
And don’t forget Mon Mothma.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
I got so absorbed in watching A Matter of Life and Death last night that I totally forgot to give the cats their wet food treat last night until I was getting ready for bed. I iz a bad cat mommy. Being a wartime romance, it doesn’t meet the full Bechdel test either, but you won’t care.
For some reason I noticed this time that while soldiers from the Axis powers (Germany, Italy and Japan) were excluded from Heaven, Powell was careful to show a multicultural British heaven, with the first British airmen we see in Heaven being Indian (I’m guessing Sikh from the turbans, but I’m not sure what the WWII uniform of the colonial forces was). And when the second, deliberately “all-American” heavenly jury is convened, it includes a Chinese-American and an African-American.
(If you get TCM through your cable subscription, you can stream it either online or via the Watch TCM app for the next few weeks.)
raven
@Mnemosyne (tablet): That is Stairway to Heaven, no?
Duh, click confirms.
Luther Siler
There’s a video somewhere that compiles all of the dialogue in the entire trilogy from women who aren’t Leia. It’s about a minute and a half long. There is literally ONE line in Empire from a woman who isn’t Leia.
NotMax
@redshirt
Like Jabba?
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@grrljock:
Leia was an action princess who aided her own escape, withstood torture, and shot back against the bad guys, which was not at all the norm for that time or in that genre. Sometimes you gotta take your progress where you can.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
Very brief appearance, but for you, you know who.
redshirt
@NotMax: As shown in the prequels, Jabba was clearly a male. With huge man-boobs.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@raven:
Stairway to Heaven was the US title — they were afraid Americans wouldn’t go see a wartime movie with “death” in the title.
Also, I found a movie for you and the other WWII buffs in the AAA magazine, of all places. Apparently back in 1934, James Cagney’s Here Comes the Navy was filmed onboard the USS Arizona less than 10 years before it was sunk at Pearl Harbor, and the film gives a pretty good view of what the ship looked like in its prime.
dexwood
Shoveled 7 inches of snow from my driveway and sidewalk this morning. Went two houses east to repeat the process for my 88 year old in-laws. Just finished reading The Martian while sipping calvados. Will see the movie during the holidays.
Anoniminous
Since we’re doing Pop Culture …
PostModern Jukebox is awesome.
Germy
60 Minutes is on. They’re doing a segment on the new Star Wars film
raven
@Mnemosyne (tablet): “Stand By for Action (British title: Cargo of Innocents) is a 1942 American war film directed by Robert Z. Leonard, starring Robert Taylor, Brian Donlevy, and Charles Laughton, and featuring Walter Brennan.” was filmed on my dad’s ship before she was converted from a Four Stack DD to and APd.
Relax
Two days until Murphy drops the HAMMER on Trump!
Did everyone see the latest Iowa poll? Trump is sinking. and fast! Cruz will probably win Iowa now, closing off the insurgent “lane” for Trump. What is Trump going to say when he’s just another “loser” and can no longer crow about being in first?
When that happens he will sink like a stone in the week between IA and NH–making it anybody’s game in the Granite State! The candidate with the best organization and biggest bank account will stand to benefit–and that means Jeb.
Cruz’s surge is just what the doctor ordered to take down Trump and open the door for Jeb.
Baud
@Relax: Yay!!
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@NotMax:
The magic of YouTube provided the whole segment with Wayne Brady, Chris Jackson, and Jackson’s right-hand man.
It’s a charity show and apparently “Hamilton” came in second in fundraising to “Kinky Boots,” which is pretty good for the new kid on the block.
NotMax
@redshirt
Never bothered with the prequels. Tried the first of them (also the last time I set foot inside a movie theater) and fell asleep about 1/3 of the way through, woke up for about the last 15 minutes. What I did see of it was positively awful, enough to to sour any inclination to see the others.
Relax
Must read from Jen Rubin on Trump’s evangelical problem.
Meanwhile, Ted Cruz surges and Jeb is poised in NH as an Iowa-sized dumpster fire begins to burn at Trump HQ.
Trump has backed himself into a real corner–he MUST win Iowa or come off as just another “loser”.
raven
@NotMax: Did you know George Takei was in the Green Berets?
Relax
Meanwhile, Trump continues to have problems connecting with evangelicals (See Jen Rubin’s latest take in the WaPo). National Review is increasingly denouncing Trump as not even conservative (by people such as Jonah Goldberg and Charles CW Cooke). Forty percent of Americans say they are “scared” by a Trump Presidency, which shows how unelectable he is. It would be a wipeout–we would lose the Senate and quite possibly even the House, erasing the gains of the Tea Party Movement.
The good news is that GOP voters are beginning to wake up.
A dumpster fire is brewing at Trump HQ….
redshirt
@NotMax: You haven’t been to a movie theater since 1999?
If so, I’m impressed.
NotMax
@raven
Yup.
grrljock
@redshirt: Yep. And Aunt Beru had how many seconds of screen time before she was killed off?
JPL
@Germy: hmmm. I still have football on my tv.
NotMax
@redshirt
That was the last time, yes.
Germy
@JPL: right now Obama’s drug czar Botticelli is on. the Star Wars segment is coming up next.
Gimlet
@Relax:
Relative of yours?
Baghdad Bob’s pronouncements included claims that American soldiers were committing suicide “by the hundreds” outside the city, and denial that there were any American tanks in Baghdad, when in fact they were only several hundred meters away from the press conference where he was speaking and the combat sounds of the nearing American troops could already be heard in the background of the broadcast.
On another occasion he spoke of the disastrous outcomes of previous foreign attempts to invade Iraq, citing a unspecified western history book and inviting the journalists present to come to his home to read it. His last public appearance as Information Minister was on April 8, 2003, when he said that the Americans “are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks.
redshirt
@grrljock: Like 3, and she certainly didn’t speak to another woman.
redshirt
@NotMax: Wow. You’ve missed some spectacles. Mad Max:Fury Road in IMAX3D blew my mind.
Baud
@Gimlet: Wait, all that wasn’t true?
Baud
@redshirt: I don’t go to the movies anymore either.
scav
@Eric S.: Oh, yes, running about in immediate and total fear is entirely the thing to be done anymore. I may indulge in a little myself, despite not having to walk by that parking lot regularly for more than a decade. Is there still that odd garden shrine with freebies on the fence a bit further west? I must have that holy water somewhere . . . .
redshirt
@Baud: I rarely go too, but for certain movies in certain venues, it truly is the best way to experience a movie.
raven
@Baud: Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.
JPL
@Germy: Technically the game is over. There is a little over a minute left but no way for Denver to win. I wish they’d switch…
Eric S.
@scav: Yeah, that house on Addison is still there, shrine and all.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@scav:
Some poor bastard got murdered across the street from my old apartment one night. It was a little freaky because I was home at the time and heard the gunshots, but I didn’t see anything.
The poor guy had been trying to get away from gang life and taken a job at the grocery store across the street from me, and the assholes hunted him down and murdered him one night after work. It didn’t make me feel any less safe in my neighborhood, though, or make me want to get a gun. It was just, “Ugh, how tragic.”
Mike in NC
GOP voters are avoiding the low energy, low testosterone, low IQ member of America’s worst family. He will carry no state primary.
lamh36
A grandfather’s dream come true: proud Aboriginal elder dances with granddaughter at graduation
Follow the link to see the video of the dance! Beautiful!
Can’t wait to start planning my trip to Australia!
dexwood
@efgoldman:
My brother, 8 miles south of the PA border, sent me a a picture of him in shorts and a t-shirt putting up Christmas lights today. ABQ often turns really cold for a spell in December, but that much snow is, generally, an after New Year event.
Heliopause
Purportedly, Brian Epstein drew the line at feminine hygiene products when marketing the Beatles’ likenesses at the height of their popularity. Has Star Wars crossed that line yet? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every-effing-thing else to this point, but since I don’t spend a lot of time on the feminine hygiene aisle I might have missed it.
Say, here’s an idea: A Charlie Brown Star Wars. Charlie Brown is driven into a deep depression by the relentless marketing anschluss of Star Wars, until Linus, in his simple and inimitable way, recites a few lines of Obi Wan dialogue from Episode Four, restoring Charlie Brown’s faith in humanity. Alas, he is crushed to death on his walk home by a Wal-Mart truck laden with Star Wars merchandise.
Peale
@Luther Siler: in Jedi, do they count Ewok dialog towards the female tally?
gogol's wife
@Mnemosyne (tablet):
I answered you on a dead thread. I think that David Niven’s acting in the initial scene is the greatest thing since sliced bread. And charming, charming Roger Livesey showing the camera-obscura to the dogs. I could watch that film every day.
gogol's wife
@Baud:
LOL
NotMax
@redshirt
So you’ve said. Not my cup o’ celluloid.
Actually, not going is more a health decision. When the old theaters were closed or demolished, new multiplexes were built. Am acutely sensitive to something in every one of those places, so much so that the next day I am so very, very sick that can barely sit upright. Liked the original Star Wars so much that braved the risk by going to see the first prequel.
Other people here I’ve encountered here suffer the same malady. Most likely culprit is what is used for insect/vermin control, according to a friend who used to labor for Terminix, one who is licensed to use all kinds of chemicals, up to and including nerve gas for pest control. There’s a sharp, pervasive and most unpleasant metallic stench inside the theaters which those who have no reaction apparently cannot smell at all (and insist to those of us who do detect it that it’s totally imaginary).
CaseyL
AL, thanks for sharing the Hayes Brown tweets; they’re hilarious. I may have to follow him.
I’m planning on seeing the SW:TFA over the Christmas long weekend. Time enough to catch the first round of reviews, but I’m going with a friend who’s a hard-core SW fan and ghastly reviews may not deter her. Gotta say, after what JJ did to Star Trek in Into Darkness, giving him more of my money stings. So this better be good.
gogol's wife
Charade’s on TCM right now (for the 1000th time this month, but I don’t care). I love Audrey’s mustard-colored coat as she flees Cary on the métro.
redshirt
@NotMax: Wow. If I didn’t know already you are wicked smart I would assume you where a modern hypochondriac.
Some movies are fun in the theater.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@gogol’s wife:
I almost forget how much I love that movie between viewings, but then I watch it again. I assume you’ve seen I Know Where I’m Going multiple times if you like Livesey?
gogol's wife
Now there’s going to be a Deanna Durbin murder mystery. It could be really good or really terrible.
Bye-bye, Walter Matthau.
gogol's wife
@Mnemosyne (tablet):
Yes, that’s his dreamiest. Well, maybe Colonel Blimp is even better.
PaulW
@Baud:
I just want people to know I am NOT Istebrak. That’s the artist for the book cover.
…
Oh, hey, the link’s fixed. They have my name on the record now at the Kindle store. Title is BODY ARMOR BLUES.
http://www.amazon.com/Body-Armor-Blues-Paul-Wartenberg-ebook/dp/B019APECC2/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1450054103&sr=8-4&keywords=body+armor+blues
For those of you with Nooks or EPUB reader formats, Smashwords has the book available although it may be still under review and the sample might be all you can get. I’m checking Barnes & Noble to see when the Smashwords version is available… hmm, nope not yet.
To be fair to Istebrak, here’s a link to her gallery page. http://www.istebrak.com/
Cacti
Based on the trailers plus the leaked synopsis previously published online, sounds like Abrams/Mickey Mouse have made a rehash of A New Hope, with slightly different settings and characters.
Yawn.
And Kylo Ren looks like the lamest villain in the history of the franchise. Not even a Sith.
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
PaulW
@CaseyL:
I think part of the problem with Into Darkness was that they were forced – either by their fears or by someone in the studio – to shoehorn Khan into a plot that might not have been best served having him. As a result they had to come up with a storyline that made little sense trying to line up the rebooted universe to follow a familiar path rather than reach for a new unique one.
rikyrah
@PaulW:
link, please.
ThresherK
@redshirt: Crowds make certain things which work, work better. Comedy and tension, particularly.
And the efforts of good editing, photography direction, etc, are sometimes noted best on the big screen.
(Disclaimer: My TV is still a CRT.)
p.a.
@redshirt:
Especially comedies. Crowd effects.
Debbie
@Relax:
And 100% of them wouldn’t vote for any Republican, ammirite?
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@PaulW:
Yep — the “Khan” character would have worked better as someone else because he didn’t have much to do. Plus, Benedict Cumberbatch as a superhumanly strong dictator? Seriously?
I am looking forward to Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, though. That seems like perfect casting.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@p.a.:
Horror movies, too. I kind of like it when people shout advice at the screen during a horror movie.
Adam L Silverman
@Peale: that was uncalled for! And just for that, I’ve put the word out in the aikido community. Try not to grab anyone’s wrists while you’re over there…
NotMax
@redshirt
Clocked above average movie theater time. Worked as an usher in one in the next town for several years when in high school (in full tux, and also floor-length cape when working the line outside). One had to obtain a license from the county government to be able to work matinees. Regardless of sex, that license (which had to be pinned to the chest during matinees) in imposingly large block letters identified one as an Official Matron.
Have mentioned this before, but certainly an odd theater too. No popcorn, free coffee (served in china cups and saucers), tiny candy cart rolled out from a closet only for the time between shows and then hidden away again. The place never, but never, used the studio posters – instead had an in-house artist on salary who made unique posters for each film.
Adam L Silverman
@grrljock: watch the original Kirasawa movie that Lucas ripped off to make the movie: The Hidden Fortress. It’s much better. Even with subtitles.
p.a.
@Mnemosyne (tablet): I enjoy most of that but I’ll admit I covered my eyes several times during the Goldblum/Davis version of The Fly. I’ll never watch that again, home or theater.
NotMax
@p.a.
Yeah, contained too many scenes designed to induce disgust rather than horror.
Joel
As bad as Star Wars I to III were, Indiana Jones IV is that much worse.
redshirt
@NotMax: I worked at a mainstream theater for 4 years – last two years of high school and first two years of college. I saw so many 80’s movies, so many times,
And all the “butter” flavored topping popcorn I could want.
My first experience with “chemicals” – I memorized the ingredients for the butter flavor topping, which did not have any butter at all. I’d let folks know.
Peale
@Adam L Silverman: yep. I’ll just kind of taunt your aikido minions, bu never attack, neutralizing them all with one sneer.
PurpleGirl
@NotMax: There is one movie theater in Manhattan that I no longer go to. Years ago I began smelling mold and when I smelled it for a second movie, that was it. It didn’t make me sick but I really don’t like the smell. There is/was a store on Steinway Street that had the same mold smell and shopping there isn’t fun. So I stopped going in the store like more than 10 years or more ago.
Chyron HR
@Cacti:
No, he basically is, but the Empire just calls him a “Dark Jedi” so they don’t have to pay FICA or give him health insurance.
? Martin
I’m negotiating with the children on which order to watch the series through. Daughter was pretty young when she saw them and realized that everything she knows about Star Wars is from Lego Star Wars. I’m proposing machete order (4,5,2,3,6) but we may do regular flashback (4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6). I’m holding out Holiday Special as a negotiating threat. It’ll go between 4, 5 if kids don’t get their shit together (it is canon, after all).
Ep 2-3 would have been much better had Hayden Christensen had no speaking lines.
NotMax
@Joel
Also too, Highlander II and The Howling 2. And anything including the words Children of the Corn (IIRC there have been 9 made now, including the original).
CaseyL
@PaulW: I’d love to know what really happened with that. The reboot was brilliant (IMO). There was no reason to retread something from the original ST universe and instantly waste the wonderful possibilities of a whole new one (not to mention the whitewashing issue of making “Khan” an eerily pale, eerily blue-eyed Brit).
@Mnemosyne (tablet): I have to defend Cumberbatch. I did like him as a villain; he does vicious very well. Just… not Khan, FFS.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@p.a.:
David Cronenberg does love his body horror. You can probably skip Dead Ringers, too — the friend I saw that with had to walk out and wait for me in the lobby.
p.a.
@redshirt: college classmate worked at a theater. For all our Class C parties (1 night legal liquor sales (when 18 was legal)) he’d get us garbage bags full of day old movie popcorn.
I’m getting verklempt!
redshirt
@p.a.: I did the same. Leftover popcorn is movie theater employee currency.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@? Martin:
I’ve seen Christensen be not terrible in other movies (like “Breaking Glass”), so once afar I blame George Lucas.
ETA: I thought about fixing the autocorrect, but decided I like it after all.
dmsilev
@? Martin:
I’m pretty sure that would count as child abuse.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@CaseyL:
He’s got a great dead-eyed stare … but that doesn’t make him a Khan.
Debbie
@Mnemosyne (tablet):
That tray of implements made me very queasy.
NotMax
@redshirt
Neglected to mention the reason behind the free coffee was that the theater was owned by a coffee company, Otherwise unused rooms in the basement were piled floor to ceiling with the stuff, usually large industrial size bags approaching the end of their shelf life, returned from hotels and such.
Assistant manager of the theater would sometimes fill his pipe with coffee too far gone to serve instead of tobacco and smoke it.
p.a.
@Chyron HR: Contract worker, not employee. “Your evil services are no longer required as of… noon today.”
Mnemosyne (tablet)
Okay, what idiot at the Sundance Channel decided to show the *colorized* version of “Miracle on 34th Street”?
redshirt
Hey lame ass Corner Stone – did you see how your entire team is NE Patriot cast offs?
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
Never done to my knowledge, but have always thought certain silent films would hold up well were they colorized.
(And yes, aware that many were tinted or even included hand-dyed color segments.)
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@NotMax:
Technicolor was invented in the silent days, but the two-strip process had a lot of technical problems, so color wasn’t widely used until the three-strip process was created. Walt Disney had an exclusive license to use Technicolor for animated films for IIRC 5 years, so that’s why there are Disney shorts in color before you see them from other studios.
Probably the most famous surviving Technicolor sequence from the silent days is Lon Chaney dressed as the Red Death in “The Phantom of the Opera.” I’ve seen it, and it’s still pretty amazing, though two-strip color breaks down into blues pretty quickly (as with “Mystery of the Wax Museum”).
Mnemosyne (tablet)
For the animation fans, ABC is showing a special about the making of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” tonight.
Trabb's Boy
NYT opinion piece by PolitiFact writer:
While the piece never directly says it, the Republican/Democratic difference is pretty damning. Granted, Politifact ain’t rocket science, though.
raven
@redshirt: I was wondering if he was going to be here babbling about the fuckin Texans.
Mike J
While I appreciate the Seahawks, I think Field Gulls may be ever so slightly overstating things:
I need a 12 flag to flay off the backstay when sailing past the VMAC. I think I may be scared to not have one.
Mike J
@Mike J: Err, fly off the backstay. Stupid editor still doesn’t work.
redshirt
@raven: He will be if they’re winning, he won’t be if they’re losing. That’s how lame ass Corner Stone rolls.
Central Planning
That Leroy Jenkins tweet made me LOL. I’ll have to follow him on the Twitter
raven
@redshirt: Must be the lords will or some such.
redshirt
@raven: Amen, praise the Lord.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
Very rare 1902 full color film.
Ruckus
@NotMax:
I’d say very rare doesn’t even come close. Pretty amazing stuff.
Schlemazel
@redshirt:
I worked as a projectionist in a small town in the early 70s and they used a butter-based product. I don’t remember what other stuff was in it but it did actually contain butter.
Saw “Dirty Harry” about a dozen times. In the final chase he fires 7 shots before confronting the bad guy with the iconic question. It was the start of my picking out errors in movies. I also learned I could cut 15 minutes out of “The French Connection” and nobody would notice.
Tissue Thin Pseudonym
@PaulW: Bought it.
redshirt
@Schlemazel: 80’s chemistry perfected the butter flavor topping.
Doug R
@CaseyL: Yeah Benedict would have worked much better as the crew member who gets god powers in a remake of the original pilot”Where No Man Has Gone Before”
Duane
@NotMax:
mclaren
@Eric S.:
“The story says 50 shots were fired.” So…a black kid jaywalked. Sounds scary.
Mike G
@Heliopause:
That’s too good not to steal
boatboy_srq
@MomSense: At the polling place see you we will.
JustRuss
@NotMax: Ah yes, Highlander 2: There should be only one!
Grumpy Code Monkey
@Eric S.:
I should have remembered the Ewoks.
Nobody ever claimed that Star Wars and Empire were anything but cheesy, campy fun, but they weren’t insultingly juvenile. WIth Jedi, though, the cracks in the foundation were starting to show (both with the story and the direction), and they manifested most clearly as the goddamned Ewoks (you have the technology to blow up a planet, and you are thwarted by a gaggle of rock-throwing teddy bears).
We dismissed the Ewoks as a glitch, an aberration; they were simply a misstep along the way.
Except that they weren’t; they were a sign of things to come.
I walked out of TPM pissed off. It felt like a very expensive practical joke. It was like everything that was wrong with Jedi made a hundred times worse. It was just … bantha poodoo in so many ways. Jar Jar. Young Anakin (that poor kid, Lucas killed any chance of an acting career for him). Young Anakin building C-3PO (WTF). The Trade Federation. The pod race (which stopped the story dead for a good 10 minutes or so). The fucking midichlorians. The stupid battle droids.
The other two were minor improvements, but only because you can only hit the floor once. Continuity boxes were ticked off in the clumsiest manner possible. No chemistry, none, between Anakin and Padme. Ewan playing Alec playing Obi-Wan. The only redeeming feature of any of the prequels was Palpatine. You’re kind of rooting for him to win when the Jedi turn out to be so fucking useless.
The only good thing to come out of the prequels was this.
Lucas lost his mind sometime in the ’80s, but nobody was willing to admit it.
I do not have high expectations for the new movie, and do not intend to see it opening day. I can wait a few weeks.
I have to admit, part of my reticence to see it opening day is due to how less flattering elements of the geek culture have metastasized over the last decade or so. I saw Wrath of Khan first showing of opening day back in nineteen-eighty mumble. Showed up at the theater a couple of hours early, managed to be near the head of the line. The crowd was excited, boisterous, fun, noisy, etc., but there were nary a pair of pointy ears or some ill-fitting velour shirt to be seen.
Now, you have morbidly obese middle-aged men and women playing dress-up (often with the most inappropriate costumes), which I can understand in the context of a con (where there are contests and awards for that sort of thing), but to go see a movie?
There’s a difference between not growing up and remaining a child.
FortGeek
@Baud:
I have a question, sir. Do you promise ACTUAL 56k throughput, or is this just another 48.8k thing. Have to ask, been hurt before (AT&T, you still suck!).
Cermet
@redshirt: By extracting the “Butter” smell from real butter leading to many workers have lungs removed!!!! That stuff (from real butter!) is deadly … at least to workers at the factory but that health issue for everyone else is an unknown. Scary what companies do.
I’m looking at look microwave popcorn … .