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You are here: Home / Open Threads / State of the Union Open Thread – 9pm EST

State of the Union Open Thread – 9pm EST

by Anne Laurie|  January 12, 20168:39 pm| 346 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Daydream Believers

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Time to Get Rid of the The "Time to Get Rid of the State of the Union" Thinkpiece

— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) January 12, 2016

"President should lead and use the bully pulpit" "What if he gave an annual speech to the nation?" "No, no, no. I don't want to cover that."

— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) January 12, 2016

Lifehacker has a whole list of streaming options, if you don’t want to watch it on network tv.

The Washington Post liveblog is here.

The Guardian liveblog here.

CBS will be streaming, here:

… The president previewed the address in a video last week and said he wants his speech to highlight not only the progress the U.S. has made and what he wants to accomplish in his final year, but “what we all need to do together in the years to come.”

The White House has invited a number of people to sit in the box with First Lady Michelle Obama during the address, and one seat has been reserved and will be left vacant to represent “victims of gun violence who no longer have a voice.”

Other White House guests include Connecticut Gov. Dannel Malloy (D); the CEO of Microsoft, Satya Nadella; Jim Obergefell, the lead plaintiff in the landmark Supreme Court same-sex marriage case; Spencer Stone, one of the three Americans who thwarted a potential terrorist attack on a Paris-bound train in August; one of the partners of a San Bernardino terrorist attack victim; and a Syrian refugee who moved to the U.S. with his children in December…

Who attends: Vice President Joe Biden will sit behind the president, next to Speaker Ryan. Members of the House and Senate will file into the House chamber for the speech. Some of the 2016 GOP presidential candidates will be there. Sens. Marco Rubio and Rand Paul will attend, but Ted Cruz is skipping it in favor of his own campaign event in New Hampshire. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie will be delivering his state of the state address on Tuesday.

A number of Supreme Court justices usually show up, as well as members of the president’s cabinet. There’s always a “designated survivor,” who is a member of the cabinet designated to be at an undisclosed location when he delivers the speech, in case something happens to the president, vice president and speaker. Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx was the designated survivor last year.

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis who spent five days in jail defying a court order to license same-sex marriages will be in the chamber, although no one has revealed which lawmaker invited her.

Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, on Tuesday said he won’t be there, and further, he has reserved an empty seat in the House chamber’s gallery during the State of the Union to represent “the lives of more than 55 million aborted babies.”….

Welp, the ceremonial March of the Senators has begun…

ETA: First Lady looks incredible in a sleeveless mango dress.

Once again, the SCOTUS Retrograde Boys (Scalia, Thomas & Alito) chose not to be here. Designated “Cabinet member who’ll be in charge if a meteor takes out the building” is Jeh Johnson — Homeland Security head.

The President is in the house — shaking hands & kissing ladies (including the Supremes!). Mitch McConnell, right behind him, looks like his hemorrhoids are acting up.

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346Comments

  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Ah, Chuck Todd.

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    I think Moochelle may be wearing Prince-esque Purple! And it’s raining!

  3. 3.

    Keith G

    January 12, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I will watch some streaming recap tomorrow. That is not a comment on Obama, but just a comment on my relationship to news and politics as of early Jan, 2016.

    Knock em dead. Mr. President. Really.

  4. 4.

    beltane

    January 12, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I’m glad the aborted babies will be in attendance, it wouldn’t seem complete without them.

  5. 5.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Michael Gerson, Dubya’s old speechwriter / apologist, truly has a mouth that cries out for a fist in it.

    (I haven’t been able to avoid his words, but this is the first time — on the CBS livestream — that I’ve had to listen to his Sylvester-sputtering lies & BS leak out of that conspicuously-oh-so-sincere yap.)

  6. 6.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 12, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Who’s going to ruin their career by doing the R response?

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Not for nothing, but a site complaint. Can we have the blog so that when you click on the link for “Comments” it goes to below the OP and where the comments actually start? It’s incredibly frustrating to scroll down a long read post, then click Comments link and have to spend 3 seconds or more of my precious time to get to the comment box to sample all the witty and erudite postings of our own highly injury prone jackals.

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Isn’t it Gov Haley of SoCar?

  9. 9.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 12, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Corner Stone: Probably. I haven’t paid any attention.

  10. 10.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    What does Beschloss translate to in English?

  11. 11.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: I muted it when Chuck told us he was going to tell us what President Obama is really thinking.

  12. 12.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 12, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    Nikki Haley, Governor of South Carolina.

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: It is.

  14. 14.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: The woman who took down the treason flag in SC. That doesn’t endear her to the Republican base.

  15. 15.

    jl

    January 12, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    I thought this thing had started. All I see is pundit BS, a WH focus group / remote audience of some kind and title screens.

    Somebody said that the Senators were already marching in. How long does it take those rich geezers to get their asses into the chamber anyway.

  16. 16.

    JPL

    January 12, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    If only Steve King cared about all those who were born.

  17. 17.

    Anoniminous

    January 12, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Beschloss = Decided

  18. 18.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Biden is trying to convince Paul Ryan to be the dark horse in the brokered GOP convention.

  19. 19.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Purple seems to be the color of the evening.
    Yeah, I’ll be here all night.

  20. 20.

    beltane

    January 12, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Corner Stone: Google translate says Beschloss is the German word for “decided”.

  21. 21.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    Who’s going to ruin their career by doing the R response?

    Nikki Haley.

    Guardian liveblog had a photo of her ‘poised & ready’ some minutes ago…

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Kind of annoying to hear the talking heads repeatedly refer to it as his final State of the Union address.

    Other than tradition, there’s nothing keeping him from delivering another before the next inauguration.

    Article 2, Section 3 of the Constitution:

    He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient….

  23. 23.

    Betty Cracker

    January 12, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Would love to hear what Biden and Ryan are talking about. Probably the most innocuous shit in the world.

  24. 24.

    jl

    January 12, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I am pre-grouchy for this one. I was promised a new and exciting SOTU. So, better be some dancing bears, fireworks, WH garden cooking demo or something, or I will be pissed and that will be how Obama failed me today. I don’t even want to spy a damn GOPer pol, or hear one. More I think about, probably catch in youtube later, when in no danger of running into punditbafflegab or GOPer responses.

    Edit: Music. I want some music. I want damn Public Enemy and NWA bringing down the house. That is olde tymey grandpa music by now anyway. And Lin-Manuel Miranda freestying some themes from Hamilton in the background. Don’t got that, this thing aint ‘new kind of SOTU’ enough for me.

    I’ll catch it later.

  25. 25.

    PsiFighter37

    January 12, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Wonder if Ryan is still upset about how badly Biden stomped him the VP debate 3.5 years ago

  26. 26.

    beltane

    January 12, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Biden’s probably asking him how the kids are doing, etc. That’s the kind of man he is.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Michelle!!

  28. 28.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Our SCOTUS looks so ridiculous.

  29. 29.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Simon Maloy
    ‏@ SimonMaloy
    ten whole years #NeverForget
    Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms; creating or implanting embryos for experiments; creating human-animal hybrids; and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.

    Remember the Manimal SOTU?

  30. 30.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Mars, bitchez!

  31. 31.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @NotMax:

    Other than tradition, there’s nothing keeping him from delivering another before the next inauguration.

    He has to be invited to speak in congress. He can give as many speeches as he wants that aren’t in front of congress, but, barring some catastrophe, will probably not be invited there.

  32. 32.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 12, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    OMG, has Michelle ever looked better?

  33. 33.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Mrs O was stunning!! Jealous…

  34. 34.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 12, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Yeah, no. Notorious RBG is wonderful in her over-the-top lace jabot.

  35. 35.

    Anoniminous

    January 12, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @NotMax:

    He can give as many State of the Union addresses as Congress invites/asks him to.

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    What channel are you guys watching? I am not seeing Michelle yet.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Vilsack has done a good job staying out of the news.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @WaterGirl: MSNBC.

  39. 39.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Well it worked. There are no manimals running around in my neck of the woods. Thanks Bush.

  40. 40.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    Does the existence of Wolf Blitzer prove that God does not exist?

  41. 41.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Paul Ryan looks like someone stole his tricycle.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @dmsilev: Or that the devil does.

  43. 43.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @Baud: since the Shirley Sherrod fiasco (not to be That Guy, but that was a fiasco)

    @Patricia Kayden: you’re right, I’m gonna have to chalk that up as his domestic achievement

  44. 44.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Baud: Thank you. I think I preferred seeing Boehner to seeing Paul Ryan. Can’t we just substitute the photo of him with the barbells from the last election?

  45. 45.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I forgot that was Ag.

  46. 46.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Probably bad memories of the last event he had to do with Biden.

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Anonimous

    Nay. Nothing requires it be delivered in the Capitol, just that it be addressed to the Congress. Nor that it be delivered in person (historically, many were sent in writing).

  48. 48.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    They’ve turned up the mic. I can hear everything.

    Thanks NSA tech.

  49. 49.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Baud: Vilsack should have been sacked moments after Shirley.

  50. 50.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Warm hug from RBG. Nice.

  51. 51.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: A group of nine doddering old farts completely immersed in political goal scoring. That’s who sets policies for 330 million people.

  52. 52.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Paul Ryan:

    “The Prezint is near!”

  53. 53.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    What’s the over-under on how long it takes before Biden gives Ryan a wedgie?

  54. 54.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Fired up! Ready to go!

  55. 55.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    “First, on Iran. I have completely capitulated. They now own our Fort Knox and Goldman Sachs.”

  56. 56.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    LOL PBO IS GOING TO KILL IT

  57. 57.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @dmsilev: Like Buford to Baljeet on Phineas & Ferb.

  58. 58.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Oh, he’s sinking Paul Ryan’s career. Hahahaha

  59. 59.

    WereBear

    January 12, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Remember the Manimal SOTU?

    Still trying to forget.

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Paul Ryan needs to work on his game face behind Barack Obama on camera.

  61. 61.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    “Tonight is my last State of the Union Address. Next year, I look forward to delivering my first State of the Caliphate Address.”

  62. 62.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Paul Ryan is trying to find his resting bitch face.

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @Baud: Paul Ryan has already sunk Paul Ryan’s career.

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @the Conster: we had the same thought!

  65. 65.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @dmsilev: That VP debate in 2012 was enough of a wedgie. Anything more would be child abuse.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Bernie!

  67. 67.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: What’s he doing? The White House livestream cuts his head off.

  68. 68.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Bernie!

  69. 69.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Weird spacing/pausing so far. Pick up the pace, Mr. President!

  70. 70.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    The gray striped tie is tres classy.

    (Presume it does not carry a Trump label. :) )

  71. 71.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    he called them a’feared!

    prepare the macho pout-sturing and outrage

    @the Conster: LOL! literally, my word as a Biden

  72. 72.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    How rude is it that Gabby’s husband didn’t even see fit to attend the SOTU with her!

  73. 73.

    Darkrose

    January 12, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Paul Ryan has an even more punchable face than Don Mattingly. I just want to go up and pop him one in the mouth.

  74. 74.

    TheMightyTrowel

    January 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @NotMax: I love it but it’s the exact same colour of his hair and that kind of makes me sad.

  75. 75.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Instead he looks like a smirking smarmy douchecanoe with too big ears who looks like he doesn’t belong there.

  76. 76.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @mdblanche: Ryan seems to realize the camera is on him at all times. But he has kind of a smirk, I think. He was tilting his head this way and that way as if he was trying to find the right pose. Ryan seems to have settled on the smirk.

  77. 77.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    goooo, Obama!!! My last chance to cheer for my fav pres!

  78. 78.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Corner Stone: She’s someone’s guest, and each Congresscritter is allowed only one. Too bad nobody else had one to spare for Mark Kelly, though.

  79. 79.

    dr. luba

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @dmsilev: No, that is evident in the fact that Bowie is dead and Trump lives.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Warren’s down with the purple theme tonight.

  81. 81.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Knowing that the end is near, as inspirational as President Obama may be, it is really quite sad knowing the next President is very very unlikely to measure up. The President talks about choices, but when you look at who is running, the choices just aren’t very good.

  82. 82.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I’m looking through the audience and gallery but I can’t locate Baud

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @the Conster: I almost used the word smarmy, too!

  84. 84.

    Eric S.

    January 12, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I haven’t watched one of these live in several years. I had almost forgot how much I hate the applause breaks every 30 or so seconds.

  85. 85.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Who invited those two nuns that CBS keeps focusing on? And why does one of them look like Scalia’s biological sister?

  86. 86.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Realizing that Ryan has resting smirk face. Ugh.

  87. 87.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @David Koch: I’m sitting next to Kim Davis.

  88. 88.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Steeplejack: Makes me want to smack him. And I’m not usually a “smacking” kind of gal.

  89. 89.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Anne Laurie: I think the second one is actually Scalia in drag.

    I believe those are the nuns that are suing the US government because contraception is icky, and I believe Speaker Ryan invited them.

  90. 90.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Digging the whitehouse feed that cuts off the background heads and offers some decent charts and graphs. Also loving the speech!

  91. 91.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Bernie Sanders — sitting with my Senators, Warren & Markey, and Al Franken — just pulled out a notepad & started writing something…

  92. 92.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Baud: give you a dollar if you sneeze on her

  93. 93.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    “The United States has the strongest most durable economy in the world.”

    Unfortunately we’re beating some alarmingly weak competition.

  94. 94.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Baud

    The one shot I saw of Michelle, she was wearing some sleeveless tangerine shmata.

  95. 95.

    jl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    I can’t avoid this thing. Yahoo news says Orrin Hatch is the ‘designated survivor’. Get this thing over with asap, and get Barack and Joe headed off in different directions asap. I think I will have a SOTU drinky.

  96. 96.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    peddling fiction is right.

  97. 97.

    muddy

    January 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Anne Laurie: It’s really him in disguise.

    ETA: @dmsilev: Drag is the better word, thanks.

  98. 98.

    SRW1

    January 12, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    If Ryan ever wants to be able to project gravitas he needs to get a grip on his smirk.

  99. 99.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Who’s the thoughtful bearded guy?

  100. 100.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    This is really awkward so far.

  101. 101.

    WereBear

    January 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @jl: Yahoo news says Orrin Hatch is the ‘designated survivor’.

    That’s a dystopia in the making.

  102. 102.

    jl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Irony Abounds: HRC or Sanders will be pretty good follow ups. One of them gets it, will make a nice series of admins in the history books. You wait and see.

  103. 103.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    He has no lips, no heart and no soul, like McConnell. That’s why they hate PBO so much.

  104. 104.

    Skerry

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @jl: I read that Jeh Johnson, Sect of Homeland Security, is the designated non-attendee.

    ETA: Please, someone tell me that Orrin Hatch is not in the line of succession.

  105. 105.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Holding my iPhone up to cover Ryan’s face. His smug expression almost makes me miss the boozy Agent Orange.

  106. 106.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    This will cause the fundies to freakout: Photo emerges of Obama laughing at Pope Francis

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @SRW1

    Too involved getting a grip on his thighs. Hasn’t applauded once yet.

  108. 108.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I’m watching PBS.. so much better than anywhere else.. no talking heads!

  109. 109.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I believe those are the nuns that are suing the US government because contraception is icky, and I believe Speaker Ryan invited them.

    Figured it would be some stunt like that. At least I haven’t seen the cameras picking out Kim Davis — yet.

  110. 110.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Mike J:

    Took it down so that they could showcase it in a $3.5 million “museum” setting.

  111. 111.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    OoooOOOoooohhhh!!! Snap!

  112. 112.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Corner Stone: Congress laughed very nervously.

  113. 113.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    “We should strengthen Social Security and Medicare”.

    Biden stands and applauds, Ryan looks like he just stepped in a pile of dog crap.

  114. 114.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @MomSense:

    His smug expression almost makes me miss the boozy Agent Orange.

    Son of a barkeep!

  115. 115.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Ryan is going ot have a hard time keeping that face straight the whole time… Obama needs some more zingers. :)

  116. 116.

    Rommie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Hah, was Biden trash-talking there? ;)

  117. 117.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Good God! Sockulism!!

  118. 118.

    PsiFighter37

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Someone needs to tell Paul Ryan that the Speaker needs to stand up and applaud sometimes, too. Seems like he’s content being an asshole with his douchebag smile and not clap at anything.

  119. 119.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    No, Obama. Speaker Ryan has expressed interest in tackling poor people, not poverty.

  120. 120.

    opiejeanne

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Who is the best woman seated to the left of Ryan?

  121. 121.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    He just put the bull ring on Ryan for poverty BS.

  122. 122.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    hahah,a, Obama.. it looked Biden was giving Ryan a high 5 after the whole there is red tape to be cut, comment by Obama :D

  123. 123.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Bernie on the TV w/r/t corporate profits.

  124. 124.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    what a petty thing to stand and applaud for: deregulation

  125. 125.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Kay is not going to like all this “retraining/retooling” stuff, and I agree with her. The people are available; the jobs aren’t.

  126. 126.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Even Boehner stood up and applauded sometimes and he always guzzled a full bottle of wood alcohol before these things.

  127. 127.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    I love no fucks to give Obama!

  128. 128.

    Snarkworth

    January 12, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Biden is whispering jokes to Ryan, hoping to crack him up.

  129. 129.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    It’s all they’ve got.

  130. 130.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    foodstamps didn’t cause the financial cries, recklessness on Wall St did

    fuck you jeb

  131. 131.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @MomSense: I do too, but I’m not sure this is it, except for a few zingers.

  132. 132.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    If someone looped a garrote around Ryan’s neck would he change his expression?

  133. 133.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Bernie Sanders … just pulled out a notepad & started writing something…

    Writing the SOTU address he’ll deliver next year calling for the end of capitalism.

  134. 134.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    love the sputnik / space comments. we didn’t make our own reality, we put ourselves on the moon 12 years later. go barack!

  135. 135.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    He’s mocking the shit out of the GOP but doing so in a splendid humorous way. Love it.

  136. 136.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Sputnik-was-fake conspiracy theorists unite!

  137. 137.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yes, that was good.

  138. 138.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Baud: This really is not it. So far.

  139. 139.

    mak

    January 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Republicans would refuse to applaud if the President announced that he’d cured Alzheimers AND sucked Putin’s dick.

    Somebody, somewhere, has got to promise to kick Ryan square in the nuts, preferably while he’s wearing that smug fucking smirk.

  140. 140.

    muddy

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Corner Stone: I need scientific data, wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions.

  141. 141.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Corner Stone: My expectations were raised since this is the last one.

  142. 142.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    I just want Barack to turn to all the republicans and say what I say nearly ever single day:

    What the fuck is wrong with you people?

  143. 143.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @David Koch: Do they ever not freak out?

  144. 144.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    Onion Joe to Major Tom…

  145. 145.

    Eric S.

    January 12, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    Ryan won’t even applaud curing cancer.

  146. 146.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @mak: I thought sucking Putin’s dick was the cure for Alzheimers.

  147. 147.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @Corner Stone

    Practicing his best C3PO impression.

    “If you don’t mind, sir, I’ll just shut down for a while.”

  148. 148.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud: I laughed out loud. Really.

  149. 149.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Waits until after Bowie dies to start curing cancer. Thanks Obama.

  150. 150.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Haha. They had McConnell on the TV for the war on coal.

  151. 151.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Eric S.: Professional courtesy.

  152. 152.

    ? Martin

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    I’m starting to suspect that Obama doesn’t send all of his own tweets.

  153. 153.

    Kay

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @mdblanche:

    and he always guzzled a full bottle of wood alcohol before these things.

    I miss that about him, though.

  154. 154.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @mdblanche: Wood alcohol. You all are some funny people.

  155. 155.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @David Koch:

    I’m looking through the audience and gallery but I can’t locate Baud.

    He is truly an outsider’s outsider. Not a faux outsider like Cruz.

  156. 156.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    Yeah, solar is great. Except for in NV where Warren Buffet’s power station and regulations are killing it.

  157. 157.

    Mike in NC

    January 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    When they trot out Nikki Haley, try to remember there isn’t a molecule of difference between her and Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann. She has repeatedly called union members cockroaches who are not welcome in “her” state, and has basically done nothing to improve the lives of the benighted people of South Carolina, one of America’s armpits that ranks alongside Alabama and Mississipi for low quality of life.

  158. 158.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Steeplejack: Rafael Cruz is such an outsider he wasn’t even born in America.

  159. 159.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I will never interrupt your NCIS shows for something as stupid as the SOTU. You can count on that.

  160. 160.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    The Joint Chiefs apparently don’t think we’re so powerful.

  161. 161.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    You lie!

  162. 162.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @David Koch: But is there any proof Baud was even born at all?

  163. 163.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Ok, jingoist militaristic rhetoric could be skipped.

  164. 164.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Who’s the purple lady with no head who is sitting behind the Chiefs of the armed forces?

  165. 165.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Ryan does seem to be fighting having a Rubio/water moment on camera.

  166. 166.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Finally something Ryan can applaud.

  167. 167.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @? Martin: Are you sure he doesn’t have an iPhone or something hidden on that podium?

  168. 168.

    schrodinger's cat

    January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @Baud: eeww, why? I had better expectations from you.

  169. 169.

    SRW1

    January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Ryan knows he under observation by the Freedumb Caucus and can’t afford even one wrong facial expression. He probably also nailed his ass to the chair in order not to fall prey to any reflex of joining a standing ovation.

  170. 170.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Peter King = IRA sleeper cell

  171. 171.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    This speech. Who wrote it?

  172. 172.

    lol chikinburd

    January 12, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    FUCK CANCER.
    FUCK CANCER.
    FUCK CANCER.
    FUCK CANCER.
    FUCK CANCER.
    FUCK CANCER.

    Obama chose the “FUCK CANCER” option during the second mission. Maybe oughta watch out for extraterrestrial invaders, and keep a close eye on Keith David.

  173. 173.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    NO FUCKS LEFT TO GIVE OBAMA LAYING TRUTH BOMBS DOWN

  174. 174.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Baud: If you’re really that powerful, applauding yourself just looks desperate.

  175. 175.

    oldgold

    January 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    So far, so good.

  176. 176.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    OMG, my cousin just put up two photos on FB – one of Paul Ryan and one of Eddie Munster, side by side. The resemblance is uncanny.

  177. 177.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I wanted to give her her official pink slip from the Democratic Party.

  178. 178.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: Keenan?

  179. 179.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Anyone else think McCain’s demeanor seems kind of odd tonight?

  180. 180.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @SRW1: Somebody check if he’s blinking “SOS”.

  181. 181.

    mak

    January 12, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @Baud: Aaah, well, that would explain why their asses are glued to their chairs.

  182. 182.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    John McCain eclipsed by somebody stating up in front of him to applaud. Perfect.

    Who was that he was sitting next to?

  183. 183.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @David Koch:

    Touché.

  184. 184.

    jog

    January 12, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    McCain is such a bitter old man, can’t even stand when BO talks about the Terror.

    “Twisted souls plotting in apartments ….”

    I’m gonna miss this guy’s rhetoric. And just about everything else about him.

  185. 185.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    AUMF!

  186. 186.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: The next Mrs. McCain??? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  187. 187.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Oh, he is slamming the warmongers and neocons and chest thumping cowards.

    The Scarboroughs

  188. 188.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Haven’t heard the words “yooge” or “classy” yet.

    ;)

  189. 189.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @mdblanche: The greatest trick Baud ever pulled is convincing the world he doesn’t exist.

  190. 190.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Baud: I loved it when Obama said “take the fucking vote, you cowards!”

  191. 191.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Baud:

    You can fuck with NCIS: New Orleans all you want. And CSI: Cyber, also. In fact, please do.

  192. 192.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Mike J: Maynard James Keenan?
    If so, I am totally all in.

  193. 193.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Benghazi!

    Probably not in the way the GOP was hoping though.

  194. 194.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Such stony faces from the people being told to do their damn jobs.

  195. 195.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Srsly. I winced all the way through that.

  196. 196.

    Zinsky

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Don’t go bragging about killing people, Obama. Bad karma.

  197. 197.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Ask Bin Laden. Oh, wait…you can’t. Mr. Laden, he dead.

  198. 198.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: IMHO, it’s the biggest hypocrisy in the GOP and the media today.

  199. 199.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Steeplejack: When Baud is president, CSI:cyber will be just a distant memory. He has pledged to wipe it from the earth. (I hope.)

  200. 200.

    dmsilev

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: It is a pity, though, that Obama didn’t phrase it in that way.

  201. 201.

    ? Martin

    January 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @dmsilev: He’d have to be tapping out tweets with his dick if he does. And it’s not that I doubt he could do that, but I’m surprised he can type that quickly with his dick without looking.

  202. 202.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Steeplejack: We’ve lost the fear war in the U.S.

  203. 203.

    Mike R

    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Is Alito at the speech didn’t see Obama greet him

  204. 204.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    republicans seem unhappy that bin Laden is dead ?

  205. 205.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @TaMara (BHF):

    Separated at birth.

  206. 206.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Agreed. Last SOTU, and not one single “motherfucker” yet.

    Thanks, Obama.

  207. 207.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @? Martin: I find your lack of faith, disturbing.

  208. 208.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: Cody.

  209. 209.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    The lesson of Vietnam, the lesson of Iraq that we should have learned by now.

    But there is a smarter way.

    (Someone check if McCain can still blink with both eyes.)

  210. 210.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    NOOOO!!, Not the TPP!!
    Fuck you!

  211. 211.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Mike R: Alito, Scalia and Thomas aren’t there.

  212. 212.

    Angie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @PsiFighter37: i
    Amazing how Ryan is what we are all talking about. I agree I’m so focused on him and his smug look. I think this will be something that is going to be talked about after the speech. I just don’t understand why sometimes they can’t just agree that maybe I don’t know poverty is bad and why can’t people just talk about that agree on it anything. Watching Ryan behind the president just screams partisan politics. I just don’t get why it always has to be so divided. Watching this makes me think Congress in our presidents will never agree on anything which means they’ll never get anything done. All of this came to my mind because of Ryan sitting behind the president LOL

  213. 213.

    ? Martin

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Mike R: No, Thomas and Alito are absent. Scalia is in the back dressed as a nun.

  214. 214.

    Helen

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    He needs to find his groove. Needs to find his inner preacher. Whoever wrote this should be fired.

  215. 215.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Baud: Just tell me that we at least have one more of those media dinners where Barack can pull out Luther again. We might hear motherfucker yet!

  216. 216.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    What do you mean “tonight”?

  217. 217.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @? Martin: ! ! !
    O’Toole and Richard Harris?

  218. 218.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: There’s still one more White House Correspondent’s Dinner, I think.

  219. 219.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Helen: Maybe we’ll get some fire at the end.

  220. 220.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @? Martin: The last POTUS tweet I see is from 2 hours ago: https://twitter.com/POTUS

  221. 221.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Glad to see him hand the rethugs their asses on fearmongering and playing into ISIL’s recruiting program.

  222. 222.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Mike J:

    Dakota Cody ?

  223. 223.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @WaterGirl: That’s how his speeches usually go.

  224. 224.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Baud: Could not think of the name! thanks

  225. 225.

    Mary G

    January 12, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Shut down Gitmo, yeah!

  226. 226.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Mike J: Diablo Cody ?

  227. 227.

    PsiFighter37

    January 12, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Looked like Kelly Ayotte had a major sad about Guantanamo getting closed. I hope Hassan beats her like a drum.

  228. 228.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Future ex-Senator Ayotte wiping her tears

  229. 229.

    Pogonip

    January 12, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @David Koch: That’s because, as Baud was cycling to the White House (faster than driving), he was hit by a June bug which knocked him off his bike. Since he can’t get there in time, SGM John G. Cole, USA Retired, is now delivering the traditional after-speech: “My fellow Americans. I hate you all. Bite me and goodnight.”

  230. 230.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Trump just won the GOP nom.

  231. 231.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @TaMara (BHF):

    It is so good to hear.

  232. 232.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @Helen: This is a really poor speech. It’s just bad in delivery, content, meter, everything.

  233. 233.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    ABC News just flashed on Rubio and he looked like he got caught sexting his girlfriend. It was weird.

    ETA: Man, my President just shut down Trump. Yes.

  234. 234.

    khead

    January 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    @Baud:

    “Our reach has no limits.”

  235. 235.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Obama goes after Trumpism, Paul Ryan decides he should half-heartedly applaud a critique of bigotry and racism

  236. 236.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    I just love this POTUS so much.

    Paul Ryan looks like he is doing Kegels.

  237. 237.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I wonder who the new Speaker will be.

  238. 238.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Moderation? WTH?

    I was in no way immoderate.

  239. 239.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Suzanne:

    LOLOLOL!

  240. 240.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: He did a quick little FB video from the oval just before the speech and I thought he looked awful, like flu-like awful. Like he hadn’t slept all week.

  241. 241.

    Al Swearengen

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: If you think that, you’re an idiot. Honey Obama don’t care!

  242. 242.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    ugh. kim davis.

  243. 243.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Nice little E Plebnista moment.

  244. 244.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: Cody Keenan. Took over when Favreau left.

  245. 245.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Paul Ryan’s drugs must’ve kicked in, he looks kinda….blissed out.

  246. 246.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    They finally found that troglodyte Kim Davis in the crowd.

  247. 247.

    ? Martin

    January 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Kim Davis! Everybody drink!

  248. 248.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    John McCain eclipsed by somebody stating up in front of him to applaud. Perfect.

    Who was that he was sitting next to?

    I want to say Susan Collins, but I don’t think that’s her. *Some* Repub lady I’ve seen in the news, but not recently…

  249. 249.

    Al Swearengen

    January 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    The speech is fine.

  250. 250.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Suzanne:

    He’s wearing ben-wa balls.

    (Note to self: Check if one “wears” ben-wa balls.)

  251. 251.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Increased rancor and suspicion. Maybe Lincoln could have done better than I am, but this cannot be my task alone.

  252. 252.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): He does seem a little more low energy than usual. Maybe he is fighting something.

  253. 253.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    He has lost the entire crowd now.

  254. 254.

    Cacti

    January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Any reaction shots from president-in-exile McCain yet?

  255. 255.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Politicians should not be able to pick their voters instead of the other way around.

  256. 256.

    mdblanche

    January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Don’t be so hard on yourself, Mr. President. Despite his talents, the rancor when Lincoln was president was even worse.

  257. 257.

    the Conster

    January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    This is the peroration of PBO’s last SOTU. He’s the best speaker anyone of us alive will ever see. Stand up people, your president’s passing.

  258. 258.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    More of a lecture than a speech.

  259. 259.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    It is past time for Susan Collins to leave the senate. If she can’t even muster a pleasant face for the idea of civility then she should go.

  260. 260.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Huge (hypocritical) ovations against gerrymandering and money in politics. Yay!

    ETA: Ditto for “easier to vote.”

    ETFA: I’m a few minutes behind and can’t find any gaps to catch up.

  261. 261.

    Al Swearengen

    January 12, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @NotMax: Congress needs a lecture in civics.

  262. 262.

    Cacti

    January 12, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    I miss President Obama already.

    The top 2 Dem candidates are a retread and an ineffective prig.

    Sigh.

  263. 263.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @MomSense: I don’t see how unless she gets primaried from the right.

  264. 264.

    ? Martin

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @NotMax: Congress needs to be beatenlectured.

  265. 265.

    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    Looked like Kelly Ayotte had a major sad about Guantanamo getting closed. I hope Hassan beats her like a drum.

    Dang! How did I miss id’ing her?

    Verily, high office (Lead Handmaiden to the Future Lords of the Republic of Gilead) ages one. She looks way older than her years!

  266. 266.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @MomSense: you are dougj ‘s parody centrist account and I claim my five pounds.

  267. 267.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    If we give up now, then we forsake a better future. If we do that, people with more money and power will screw things up even worse. We can’t afford to go down that path, it doesn’t get us the economy and security we want and contradicts everything that makes us the envy of the world.

    Whatever you believe, our collective futures depends on your willingness to uphold your duties as a citizen. Vote, speak out, stand up for others, especially the weak and the vulnerable.

  268. 268.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Baud:

    A bunch of somethings in the same room.

  269. 269.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: Um, one doesn’t “wear” Ben-wa balls. Not that I would know.

    @Corner Stone: Dood. Who pissed in your cornflakes?

  270. 270.

    jog

    January 12, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Cacti:
    Looks as bitter as he did in 2009. You’d think a guy who survived the Hanoi Hilton wouldn’t harbor such emotions.

    Not too many politicians recently mention how we need to help out the weak and vulnerable.

  271. 271.

    gogol's wife

    January 12, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    And just how are you going to check that?

  272. 272.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Barack Obama really believes in the goodness of people. Thank god. What is wrong with these people who want to “lead” in office but don’t believe in people?

  273. 273.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Mike J:

    Every election she rubs our noses in her I’m so moderate, oh so civil and bipartisan shtick and I’m fucking sick of it.

    Proud to say I’ve never voted for her or said one nice thing about her. Just really grating that she runs on civility and is sitting there with a sour face while the President talks about it.

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    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Suzanne: It’s not a good speech. Not good in delivery, content, energy, spacing. Anything.
    I believe Obama is the best publicly elected orator in our lifetime and is preternaturally gifted as a speaker. This is not his best effort, by far.

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    debbie

    January 12, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Win!!!

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    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @WaterGirl: I don’t know how eight years of dealing with those fuckers didn’t beat that out of him, but you are right—he still genuinely believes people are good.

    I love him so much. So so so much.

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    Booger

    January 12, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Corner Stone: To decorate something with schloss.

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    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Clear eyed big hearted undaunted by challenge, belief in unconditional love and hope for the future. I believe in you.

    Good close.

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    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    And it’s muted before the talking heads start up.

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    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    And that is that.

    Ryan deigned to stand and give a golf clap.

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    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Michelle used to hate hearing him speak, it made her so nervous. I wonder if she is over that by now. I think so.

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    jog

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    That’s a goddamn impressive peroration. Old school Obama.

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    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: Did anybody else LOL that the Ohio Gooper who invited her didn’t know he did? h/t Raw Story

  284. 284.

    MomSense

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Baud:

    Our best chance was in 2008 but we blew it.

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    Anne Laurie

    January 12, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Speaking of people we’ll miss, has any President had a better corner man than Joe Biden? The comparison between his always-on-key reactions & Paul Ryan trying to thread the needle between ‘stern opposition’ & ‘pissy-pants loser’ is *not* flattering to the Repub or his party…

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    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    I’m in tears, mostly because I’m not going to see his like for the rest of my life. It is the knowledge that this is a good man, and he cares.

    The sarcastic part wants to say, that I thought he looked at me and was talking to me, and I saw starbursts. :-)

    Thank you Obama!!

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    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    On the Internet. Gingerly and with trepidation.

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    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 12, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Baud: Yup. I had the same impression when the Kenyan Socialist said it.

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    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    FOUR MORE YEARS. FOUR MORE YEARS.

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    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    whitehouse feed has Biden bonus.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    I love this President very much.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Hear hear!

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    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 12, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): When MSNBC showed Marco(Boy Wonder) he looked antsy to get the hell out of there and head to Iowa.

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    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Or head to the water fountain.

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    oldgold

    January 12, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Tough crowd here. It was a good and serious speech that was well delivered. Was it the damn Gettysburg Address? No. So what?

  296. 296.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @oldgold: I think expectations were raised since this is the last one.

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    Redshift

    January 12, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    What is wrong with these people who want to “lead” in office but don’t believe in people?

    They don’t want to lead, they want to rule.

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    Poopyman

    January 12, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @slag: The NYT feed on Youtube is completely comment free. And you can hear the chatter.

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    Mike R

    January 12, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Does anyone else think that Nora and whoever the other squirrel that followed her are about as disgusting as abucket of spit. Sorry on my phone and it is too small for m2 fat fingers

  300. 300.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Peter Sagal ‏@petersagal 1h1 hour ago
    If Trump is elected, this is the last SOTU we’ll see for four years that does not involve chained slaves pulling a palanquin.

  301. 301.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: I’m sure Marco has a date with Bill-O or Sean to express the judgment he totally didn’t make until he heard the speech and gave it mature reflection

  302. 302.

    JPL

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @WaterGirl: I thought he was going to do full Friday Night Lights.. clear eyes, full heart, can’t loose.

    I loved the speech and thought it was from the heart.

  303. 303.

    amk

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @NotMax: and that’s wrong?

  304. 304.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Suzanne: I truly love him, too. He’s a great man and we are so lucky to have had him. He has not lost himself even tough he watches the republicans try to burn down this country ever single day. And still he believes in the goodness of our citizens.

  305. 305.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Cacti: Well, there’s Baud!!!2016!!!

  306. 306.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: It a State of the Union speech, not a campaign speech, it went about as far in that direction as would be appropriate. It was just fine, it made clear that the Republican doom and gloom is utter nonsense, and it touched on all the things that the average joe sitting at home could relate to.

  307. 307.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    When is Nikki Haley? Is there a set time?

  308. 308.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: He’s not going to Iowa. That sounds like effort.

    @SiubhanDuinne: God, I love him. So proud I voted and pounded the pavement for him.

  309. 309.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @Poopyman: Any curse words yet?

    Biden’s talking about shaming people into changing the political system.

  310. 310.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Cue the Republicans to dismiss the entire thing as pie in the sky, touchy-feely unmanliness.

  311. 311.

    Baud

    January 12, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: I am both of those things!

  312. 312.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @JPL: He still hasn’t given up on us. The audacity of hope, indeed.

  313. 313.

    pseudonymous in nc

    January 12, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I believe Obama is the best publicly elected orator in our lifetime and is preternaturally gifted as a speaker. This is not his best effort, by far.

    It’s the speech that a great and gifted orator would give after seven years of dealing with the gaggle of arseholes on one side of the chamber. It was a knowing speech, defined by a sense of the limits of what the presidency can achieve but also that it can offer a national message that’s aspirational and distinct from the dumpster fire of primary season.

    Sorry not sorry you disliked it.

  314. 314.

    Redshift

    January 12, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Anne Laurie: It’s easier because Uncle Joe is having an honest reaction, in contrast to Ryan’s listening to what’s being said and quickly deciding what emotion to try to fake.

  315. 315.

    slag

    January 12, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Biden on Obama: “This guy has more character in his little finger than most people have in their whole body.”

  316. 316.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Suzanne: If only. I only hope something miraculous happens and someone like Elizabeth Warren or Joe Biden emerges as the Democratic nominee so I’m not forced to vote against someone as opposed to for someone.

  317. 317.

    Steeplejack

    January 12, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Nikki Haley in five minutes, according to C-SPAN.

  318. 318.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @Irony Abounds: Come on. I have seen a few of his SOTU’s. Ok, all of them.
    Don’t yank my garters and tell me it’s a free bread line.

  319. 319.

    NotMax

    January 12, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Gun control? May have missed it, but if so it was a cursory mention.

  320. 320.

    Poopyman

    January 12, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @slag: Nah. And now they’ve sut down until Nikkitime.

  321. 321.

    SRW1

    January 12, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    Did I see that right, poor Paul Ryan had to wait all by his lone self until Obama had completed his shaking hands tour and left the room before Ryan could gavel the session to a close?

  322. 322.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 12, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @NotMax: It was in the opening list of objectives and phrased as “reduce the number of children killed by gun violence”.

  323. 323.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @pseudonymous in nc: It didn’t work. That’s just the truth of it. Sorry you don’t have the ability to actually evaluate the speech and its delivery.

  324. 324.

    WaterGirl

    January 12, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Redshift: Rule the “lesser” people. I am sad that we only have another year of Barack Obama as our president, but not half as sad as it would be to look at the world that way.

  325. 325.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    @Corner Stone: You think any SOTU speech was great? It is a rare occurrence no matter who is President. I have no idea what you were looking for, but my guess is nothing he could have said or done would have pleased you. And don’t worry, I’ll leave it to you to yank your own god damn garters.

  326. 326.

    PsiFighter37

    January 12, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Speech, frankly, was okay – not really amazing. They should’ve brought Jon Favreau back for one last memorable speech.

  327. 327.

    SRW1

    January 12, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    A quote from The Guardian live blog:

    Former Arkansas governor and current terrible Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee thought Ryan looked bored up there, sitting behind the president.

    Oh wait – no he didn’t. He thought Ryan looked like he wanted to ride rollercoasters with an international cocaine and heroin trafficker. You know the look.

  328. 328.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Irony Abounds: Eh. I’ll vote for Bernie or Hillz (or Baud) without any regrets, because moving forward is the most important thing. Never lose ground.

    Nice Tex Cruz trolling during the speech.

    Shit, I would have basically spent the entire speech saying “NYAH NYAH NYAH, FUCKERS”, but that is why, for a President, I make a really good architect.

  329. 329.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @Irony Abounds: I am on record on this very blog blowing my nuts on previous PBO SOTU’s.
    Don’t really care if you want to hear that or not but it’s truth. The other truth here is that this SOTU was sub par for him . Wevs.

  330. 330.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Well, Ms. Haley won’t have to worry about matching deeds with soaring rhetoric.

  331. 331.

    amk

    January 12, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @pseudonymous in nc: yup, a guy who throws around fucks over trivial football games. ’nuff said.

  332. 332.

    Kay

    January 12, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    “We like Nikki Haley because of what she did with that flag”

    C. Matthews, moments ago

  333. 333.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    @Corner Stone: Well, whatever blows your nuts. Most SOTUs, even Obamas, are boring and overly long. I felt this speech was just fine under the circumstances, and your truth isn’t anyone’s but your own.

  334. 334.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Nikki’s eyebrows are rising pretty high.

    As an Indian, I would like to extend a fuck you to Nikki Haley.

  335. 335.

    Cacti

    January 12, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @Cain:

    As an Indian, I would like to extend a fuck you to Nikki Haley.

    Nimrata “call me Nikki” Haley

    As opposed to Rafael “call me Ted” Cruz, or Piyush “call me Bobby” Jindal.

  336. 336.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    On which channel does Baud deliver his SOTU response?

  337. 337.

    Irony Abounds

    January 12, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    @Cacti: They must have previously worked for Comcast Customer Service.

  338. 338.

    Corner Stone

    January 12, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @Irony Abounds: How ironic.

  339. 339.

    japa21

    January 12, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    This was not his finest oratorical effort. And he doesn’t give a rat’s ass. He wasn’t really going for the inspirational. He was going after the naysayers and the doom and gloomers and the haters. In other words, he was going after the GOP.

    This was the opening salvo for the campaign year. And he was great at that. And he definitely, based on this, is not going to go quietly into the night.

  340. 340.

    David Koch

    January 12, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Cacti: What about Donald Drumpf?

  341. 341.

    farthestnorth

    January 12, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    I was hoping Kim Davis would give the rebuttal

  342. 342.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 12, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @David Koch: It’s a virtual channel.

  343. 343.

    Cain

    January 12, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    I would have liked to have seen Senator Obama at the SOTU. But he did a great job regardless.

    I would say that Nikki probably did the best response from all the other 8 republican responses.

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    schrodinger's cat

    January 12, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @David Koch: TunchBlog.

  345. 345.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    January 12, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @oldgold: I liked it a lot. I listened to it while doing other things, so I didn’t see too much of the video.

    I thought he was speaking to history mainly, not mainly to people watching or the talking heads.

    He was more than alluding to Kennedy when he talked about us conquering cancer and AIDS and malaria. I liked that he explicitly swatted down the doom and gloom, we’re broke and can’t do anything, and Daesh is going to kill us in our beds crowd. I liked that he again brought up the importance of Citizenship and us not just sitting around waiting for the politicians to fix things for us.

    Was it his best? Dunno. But I think history will treat it as an important speech.

    I hope voters wake up and take to heart some of the things he said. But tribalism is a really powerful thing in the USA… :-(

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    January 12, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Sorry you don’t have the ability to actually evaluate the speech and its delivery.

    Sorry about the stick up your arse.

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