This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and it may also double as the whitest thing I have ever seen:
This is whiter than the Oscar nominees.
The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.
Sarah
The faces of the crowd behind them are priceless.
Luther M. Siler
I have a Flash blocker on my browser, so I have to specifically request something to be able to view it– I don’t even get a thumbnail.
I knew what this was before I clicked on it. Jesus.
ruemara
No.
bago
Not enough blondes for a proper Trump pageant.
Germy
The little girl on the left will be Trump’s next wife ten years from now.
? Martin
Something to consider in the federal response to the Oregon Dickweed Rebellion – the feds are facing this in a bunch of places simultaneously, and it’s probably reasonable to assume that there will be a domino effect – that actions in Oregon will immediately spill over into Arizona and Nevada and other places.
Amir Khalid
I could watch only twenty seconds and then I had to stop.
dedc79
This comes pretty close:
max
The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise & Swiss Cheese sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart
on Columbus dayon Confederate Heroes Day.Fixed that for you.
max
[‘ESSENCE OF PURITY! PURITY OF ESSENCE!’]
Germy
@? Martin:
The thought of a GOP win in 2016 is horrifying, but a republican president having to deal with these peckers would be somewhat entertaining to see.
Shell
Whiter than a picture of a polar bear in a snow storm.
Gin & Tonic
I’m never getting those two minutes back, asshole.
JPL
I saw that at TPM and they also have another video with Trump losing his cool
And by the way I don’t like this mic, whoever the hell brought this mic system, don’t pay the son of a bitch who put it in,” Trump said. “No, this mic is terrible, stupid mic keeps popping. Do you hear that, George? Don’t pay him. Don’t pay him! You know I believe in paying but when somebody does a bad job, like this stupid mic, you shouldn’t pay the bastard. Terrible! Terrible!”
My goodness what will the children think about such behavior…
TPM
sorry I messed up the link
JPL
Link to previous comment TPM
schrodinger's cat
Not gonna watch even if you pay me.
JPL
@Gin & Tonic: When I first saw it, I thought maybe it’s going to be a traveling road show.
Shell
@Sarah: Yup, they’re certainly “turnin’ the beat around.”
Germy
@JPL: Trump’s over-the-top irritation about a popping mic reminds me of every white guy I’ve ever known ready to fly into an extreme rage over the slightest thing. And now they want to carry guns everywhere.
Poopyman
@Amir Khalid: Beat ya. I had stopped at 17.
jl
Emotive strip mall populist fascism.
Search youtube for Charles Ives ‘They are there’ or ‘He is there’ to get a more palatable version of this kind of thing. One is done by old Charlie himself.
pat
Why is this not child abuse?
Jesus.
scav
@max: Swiss cheese! good ol “merkan plastic-wrapped Jack cheese, never you mind, and any god-damed holes will be put into it the way god intenteded, with a semi-automatic! Ok, smoothbore if you’re into the old-timey heritage vittles, but still.
Caroln
@dedc79: Friends don’t shoot friends in the head.
MomSense
Nope.
Betty Cracker
There are some things that are just so horrifying that you wish they weren’t real. I’m not talking about everyday slings and arrows like paper cuts, shower curtain mold and death. And I don’t mean things that are merely ill-advised, like Miracle Whip, McRib sandwiches, comb-overs and country rap. I mean things that are just unambiguously unnatural and WRONG — things like the designated hitter rule and child beauty pageants. This abomination of a performance is one of those WRONG things. For shame.
SiubhanDuinne
H/T Digby for this delightful clip — evidently from the same event, judging by the people in the audience.
dr. bloor
@Luther M. Siler: DON’T EVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT.
Keith G
@schrodinger’s cat: I only made it for eight seconds. Good god, I wish that I had’nt.
pamelabrown53
John Cole: the only thing I’d change abut your post is Columbus Day to the 4th of July: moar fireworks.
Captain Oblivious
That would be Miracle Whip, not mayo.
Josie
@max: Are you sure it’s not mayonnaise and Velveeta cheese sandwich? or, even better, mayonnaise and American cheese sandwich?
GxB
As soon as I hear autotune, my gut reaction is to flee.
The fact that I’d estimate a solid third of the voting populace will gladly give this clown their vote tells me that we are too stupid to exist as a species.
dr. bloor
The microphone bit made me more certain than ever that this whole campaign is Andy Kaufman playing the long con. But this…I don’t think even Andy was depraved or sadistic enough for this.
Adam L Silverman
@scav: white American cheese.
bemused
I always feel sorry for the kids when I see crap like this. Their parents probably them to some kind of sick Jesus camp too.
gene108
@Germy:
I don’t know, seems like all the militia types that were marching around to protect freedom, in the 1990’s, all of a sudden backed down when Bush, Jr. became President.
I’m guessing something similar will happen, as America would be in good hands again.
Fester Addams
Whiter than two light bulbs.
Adam L Silverman
@Betty Cracker: this is even worse than Michelle Malkin as a cheerleader.
dedc79
@Caroln: I clicked over to the facebook page for that March to Restore America event and most of the comments express regret at this unfortunate but necessary act of self defense.
Shell
George M. Cohan should sue
Germy
After Trump wins the election and serves two terms, this will be the next winning GOP candidate:
A fully-dressed penis
Brachiator
@Germy:
So, if Trump wins the GOP nomination, will there be a special episode of “The Apprentice” to pick the VP nominee? Would there be a talent competition like the mess shown here? (and no, I could not watch it. Just couldn’t do it).
pat
I don’t get it. I really don’t. A significant number of republicans want to see this vulgar loudmouth in the White House? I can’t wait for the first SOTU.
We really are screwed.
scav
@Adam L Silverman: Superior alternatice note and appreciated.
bemused
@srv:
Yes, it’s much easier now to identify the bigots who freely tell us how much they resent half of Americans.
? Martin
@Adam L Silverman: Cheez Whiz, from the can if you want all-american.
The Golux
@Germy:
Not if Ivanka has anything to say about it.
Germy
@Brachiator:
Miss Universe will be VP.
@gene108:
Or maybe they’ve come too far to stand down. If President Cruz or Trump or even Rubio fails to show the proper respect to them and their tactics, there might be an interesting clash.
JPL
@SiubhanDuinne: That’s a much longer clip then the one I linked to at 14.
On one hand he has the white girls sing and then swears in front of them.
He is crude.
Tom65
@Betty Cracker:
McRib? YOU TAKE THAT BACK
jl
Only Virgil Fox playing Ive’s Variations on America can follow that spectacle, as a musical palate cleanser.
Virgil Fox Legacy | Ives | Variations on America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNpJJLNI6xg
? Martin
Interesting. That video proves you can breed little girls from a test tube full of jingoism.
Gin & Tonic
@Betty Cracker: Sorry, but the McRib sandwich is one of 20th Century America’s crowning achievements.
Keith G
@SiubhanDuinne: That one minute clip really does show the artistry of Trump. On one hand it’s, “Hey, I got problems to complain about just like you.” And then he changes to assert his overlord status, “I’ll tell my people not to pay….”
That is a quality act for the audience he is performing in front of. How very il duce.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
That’s utterly terrifying.
GregB
These Trumpistas are also many of the exact same people who see the mild mannered President Obama as an arrogant tyrant.
That Trump feller has Mussolini written all over him.
Bill
The horror!
(Also, I’m pretty sure the synth back beat is directly stolen from Blondie’s Heart Of glass.)
p.a.
@Gin & Tonic: Without the pickles, I agree.
The vid isn’t that white: there’s (some) hip movement.
Keith P
Looks like the beginning of”The Interview” with the North Korean kids playing guitar.
scav
Apple’s clearly a part of the general threat to ‘Merka too: turning the screens of all out iphones and ipads vaguely red! Not only just darker and less white, but gateway commie!!!! In order to promote sleep, sleep and a loss of vigilence!!!!
Clearly the only thing to do is refuse all upgrades, or break the IOS so that the screens remain blindingly superwhite, if not with more lumens than they already blast! Remove all that confusing text that gets in the way of perfect blinding whiteness!
Betty Cracker
@Gin & Tonic: I’ll take rock-and-roll and the Internet for $500, Alex.
Trentrunner
It’s all fun and games and laughs now, but Trump has a feasible and scarily simple electoral pathway to the presidency:
Get disaffected white working-class people who typically don’t vote to the polls, particularly in midwest states.
Most models showing Dem “firewalls” and electoral superiority use actual voter models, which are fine if only those same past voter groups turn out in roughly the same proportion (including growth since the last election).
It IS possible for Trump to win.
Mai.naem.mobile
The worst part is that The Donald stands a reasonable chance of winning this election. This is not like the crazy unusual people you see running in the British elections where you know its a big home and they have no chance of winning.
Gin & Tonic
@Betty Cracker: Obviously, as with Fury Road, you just don’t get it.
Germy
Whiter than a Brady Bunch/Andy Williams White Christmas TV special, with special guest star Mason Reese.
rikyrah
Walking -While-Non-White.
That was this man’s crime.
PHUCK.OUTTA.HERE!!!!
………………..
Judge throws out case against police officer charged in takedown of Indian grandfather
Jan 13, 2016
There will not be a third trial.
Judge Madeline Hughes Haikala just threw out the case against Madison police officer Eric Parker, who faced up to 10 years in prison for excessive force in the sidewalk stop of an Indian citizen.
Judge Haikala late Wednesday filed a 92-page opinion, ending with: “The Government has had two full and fair chances to obtain a conviction; it will not have another.”
A team of three federal prosecutors had twice tried Parker last year for the takedown of 57-year-old Sureshbahi Patel on the morning of Feb. 6, 2015. Both trials ended with a deadlocked jury.
[…]
Key excerpts from the judge’s analysis and opinion:
Regarding the check subject call: “The record demonstrates that a reasonable officer in Officer Parker’s position would suspect that the individual who the known caller described was involved in a burglary.”
Regarding Patel, a permanent resident, not having identification: “…Mr. Patel, a resident alien, violated 8 U.S.C. § 1304(e) when he left his son’s house without identification. That is a misdemeanor crime for which Officer Parker could have arrested Mr. Patel.”
Signs of resistance: “The slow motion clips from the Government’s enhanced dashcam video supply objective evidence of resistance. The clips show that immediately before Officer Parker took Mr. Patel to the ground, Mr. Patel took a step to the side with his left foot and turned to face Officer Parker.”
On not speaking English: “Trial testimony indicates that Mr. Patel had the opportunity to become familiar with simple English commands like ‘stop’ and ‘come’ because Mr. Patel had visited his son in Alabama twice before Mr. Patel moved to the United States, the more recent visit lasting eight months.”
Germy
@srv: Jeb couldn’t find three little girls to do a Jeb Jam, but he hired one boy with a slide whistle. And cymbals strapped to his knees. It was a small rally; only a dozen or so onlookers.
Citizen_X
Nice Trumpler Youth rally.
Steeplejack
I was able to hang on through the nosebleed, but I blacked out at about the 1:30 mark. Now decompressing with some Paul Davis. Baby steps.
ThresherK (GPad)
@Shell: I am not clicking on that link. Let’s just say the critics have spoken. But what Cohan song is in it?
PS Republicans finally gave up on finding a rocker whose music they can use?
GOVCHRIS1988
Governor Pappy O’Daniel singing “You Are My Sunshine.” with the crowds in Mississippi is less white than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWD2vq-Z5EM
Bobby Thomson
@ThresherK (GPad): it’s to the tune of Over There.
Steeplejack
@Steeplejack:
FYWP!
I was able to hang on through the nosebleed, but I blacked out at about the 1:30 mark. Luckily I had a dead-man switch to stop the video. Now decompressing with some Paul Davis. Baby steps.
Steeplejack
Redacted. But FYWP.
Steeplejack
Redacted. I give up.
Germy
Trump supporters:
Here comes your man
Captain C
@Germy: And he’ll be cheating on her with the other two.
Bobby Thomson
John, he’s trolling us. People point out the Notth Korea/Third Reich overtones; he says “it’s interesting to see who has a real problem with a patriotic song about freedom”; he gets press, his voters eat that shit up; rinse and repeat.
I’m telling you, he could call for a final solution in the election – which Hitler never did – and he’d still poll at least a solid 30 among Republicans.
Germy
Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana slams current spouse Melania: ‘She can’t talk, she can’t give a speech’
SiubhanDuinne
@Keith G:
Yes. That “Don’t pay them” is very much of a piece with “Get her outta here, now!” and “Don’t give him his coat! No. Do NOT give him his coat.”
Germy
What a man
JPL
@Germy: nice
PghMike4
Wow, why do I think I’m watching a scene from The Man in the High Castle, despite all the (real) American flags?
chopper
I can’t even.
Botsplainer
Nixon Now Commercial
The Moar You Know
It’s not like you can say you weren’t warned.
I wrote some additional lyrics:
“Obamacare, just ain’t fair
Open carry, shoot some Freedom in the air.
Stand You Ground with a trigger
If every white guy shoots five niggers
We’ll have made America Great again!”
JPL
@The Moar You Know: Actually the term is the others. At least that’s what
the guy who fixed my septic used.
SiubhanDuinne
@JPL:
Yeah, sorry, I didn’t see your link until well after I put mine up. It’s all over the place now — TPM, Digby, Esquire, and I have no doubt that Booman will put up a link at some point. Other blogs too, I expect.
cmorenc
@John Cole:
You forgot to say it was a white pick-up truck.
Central Planning
I watched the whole thing. I’m pretty sure they were lip syncing.
catclub
@pat: I just winder whether those kids will embarassed or proud in 15 years,
when that video is still on the internet.
Somebody else also pointed out that Columbus day is not the whitest.
catclub
@Captain C: In the SNL, “Meet your second wife” skit, the men were at least embarrassed. Trump would not be.
lurker dean
@rikyrah: pisses me off, but at least it went to trial.
some other interesting points in the article:
“The first trial ended with a jury split along race and gender. Ten white males pushed to acquit and two black female jurors pushed for guilty.”
“The officer who pulled up as Patel hit the ground testified he observed no threat: “To me, he appeared to be in his 70s.”
Adrian Lesher
Looks like something that might come out of North Korea.
WaterGirl
@Amir Khalid: I didn’t even make it that long. Maybe 10 words in, and I bailed. Ugh.
gocart mozart
Trump should have gone with the midget with a broom.
Les Smith
The only thing whiter than that is the population of commenters on this blog entry falling over themselves to demonstrate their self-hate.
David *Rafael* Koch
@@John Cole:: Columbus day isn’t white. It’s Italian, making it a swarthy day.
Villago Delenda Est
As I said over at Wonkette:
“Live, from the Zeppelinplatz in Nürnberg, it’s the Bund Amerikanishe Mädel!“
mak
@dedc79: jheezoss kriste, am I high? I must be high, even though I’ve ingested no hallucinogens of any sort. Between that freaking video, which really, REALLY comes across as parody, especially the lyrics, and that story – which actually missed a couple of sics – things are starting to look unreal around here (or is it “dis-real?” or “im-true (sic)). So, this detachment is what aging feels like. Hmm.
joes527
@dr. bloor: What could Trump possibly do/say to tip off the rubes that it was all a gag, and that he’s tired of it and ready for the big laugh so he can go home and do something else?
I mean other than what he has done/said already.
Poe’s law is going to make that man the republican nominee.
trollhattan
Holy crap, Trump’s having tiny prop girls sing an altered song popular in fvcking World fvcking War One? Are the rights to “Dixie” tied up in litigation? “Oh, I wish I was in the land of Trumpie…”
I hate the use of children, especially young ones, as campaign props.
mak
@Gin & Tonic: Was that two minutes? Felt like 10, at least.
Villago Delenda Est
@joes527: Here’s the rub:
Should Trump actually do that…tell them it was all elaborate political performance theater on his part, they will turn on him like piranha on a wounded cow.
The GOP has created a monster they cannot control. Trump is riding the tiger now, but any slip up on his part will result in the tiger feasting on him. The thing is, I’m not sure he’s aware of this. People in crowds can do things that they as individuals would not consider doing.
NorthLeft12
I would call that video a libel on caucasians everywhere, but I can rationalize the horrifically awkward dance moves, ear torturing singing, and just generally turgid lyrics by observing that this ….production/spectacle…was written, choreographed, and performed by Republican RWNJs or their children.
John, you should have a stronger warning on that video. I plan to have dinner in an hour or so. Hopefully my stomach will have stopped turning over by then.
joel hanes
In the running :
http://www.yaf.org/uploadedImages/Blogs/8049243280181_ORIG.jpg
(Young Americans For Freedom group pic, Obama years)
I can’t find the news photos of the YAF contingent at the 1972 Republican National Convention (all decked out in straw boaters and flags) but they were so white one needed shades.
catclub
@joes527:
He has a line in his speeches where he says that Hillary is tired and will quit. She has been a workhorse for 20 years
and he has been doing this for 6 months. I am voting on her staying power.
HeartlandLiberal
And here I thought Goebbels and the Hitler Youth Movement and their songs were dead.
Guess I was wrong.
goblue72
This is about as interesting as your average Karen Finley performance piece.
different-church-lady
That’s so white it’s clear.
goblue72
@? Martin: What Federal response?
A Ghost To Most
Prussian Blue: The Next Generation.
Baud
What adorable little fascists.
joes527
@dr. bloor:
Lessee … Andy Kaufman dropped out of sight 30 years ago, so he would be older now … In fact he’d only be 3 year younger than this “Donald Trump” is supposed to be.
Add 30 years, some makeup, a ridiculous toupe …. you might just have figured it all out.
The band that played California Lady
Of course, this isn’t disturbing at all, is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=116&v=TW9b0xr06qA
Kat
Whiter than… Wait, what about that woman in black — behind the woman in the yellow jacket?
To actually see the woman in black, I had to click the title to go to youtube, and then click for the full-screen version. I think I deserve compensation for this brave act.
Kat
bupalos
I. Uh. I, I…
Wow.
It’s not real. If it’s real this is the first actually real thing that I ever really truly believed was not real.
There has to be more to this. This can’t just be regular old real. Someone watch it and post the lyrics. I don’t believe this is real.
mclaren
So I guess Trump is going for the pedo vote?
Jack Carter
Oh look, it’s Trump’s third, fourth and fifth trophy wives.
bupalos
I’m guessing this was the point of this, to bait a lot of people into making fun of it and then later announce it was penned by a cancer-stricken gradeschooler so don’t you feel dumb…but I can’t help myself. I had to copy and post the lyrics so people who don’t watch it or duck out after 8 seconds don’t get off easy.
cowardiiiiiiiiice
(are you serious?)
apollo-GEEES, for freeDUMMMMM
(I can’t handle this!)
Whe-enn fredum-rings
ANSWER THE CALL!
On your feet
STAND UP TALL!
Fredums on our shoulders
Yue Ess AAA!!!! (reverb)
Enemeeeeeeees
Of free-DUMMMMMM
face the music
come on boys, take them down! (childslave points the enemies the way to the dust)
presiDENT donald trumpknows,
how-to make Ameri KA-great
Deal from strength or get crushed everytiiiiiiiiiiiime
Over Heeeeeeeeeere
Yue – Ess -AAA!!!! (reverb)
Over Theeeeere
FreeDUM-and
liberteeeeee, everywheeeere
Ohsaycan YOUUUU see,
Its not so Eeeeeeezeee
But we have to stand up tall
and answer freedums call
Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
YueEssAA
Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
YueEssAA
We’re the landofthafree and the home ofthabraaave
Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
YueEssAA
The Stars and stripes are flying
lets celebrate our freedom
inspire freedum proudly to the wuuuuuurrrld
Amerituuuude (?)
YueEssAA
Americanpriiiiiiiide
It’s atituuuude it’s who we are stand up taaaaallll
We’re the red, white ANDBLUE,
Fiercely free, THATSWHO
our col-lors don’t ru-un, nosireeeeeeeeee.
(short funky break, childslaves pretend they are going to do something appropriately funky but then decide not to.)
Over Heeeeeeeeeere
Yue – Ess -AAA!!!! (reverb)
Over Theeeeere
FreeDUM-and
liberteeeeee, everywheeeere
Its not so Eeeeeeezeee
But we have to stand up tall
and answer freedums call
Summer
I’m so sorry I missed this thread because a friend posted the best response on Facebook:
“No one doubts Trump’s commitment to Sparkle Motion.”
SiubhanDuinne
@bupalos:
Got lyrics from Digby. No way I’m going to transcribe them myself.
Cowar-dice
Are you serious?!
Apol-o-gies for freedom
I can’t handle this!
When freedom rings
Answer the call!
Stand up tall!
Freedom’s on our shoulders
USA!!!
En-u-mies
Of free-dum
Face the music!
Come on boys!
Take ’em down!
President Donald Trump knows how
To make Ameri-ca great
Deal from strength or get crushed everytime!
Over her
USA!
Over there
USA!
Freedomand liberty everywhere
Oh say can you see
It’s not so ea-sy
But we have to stand up tall
An answer freedom’s call
USA, USA!
USA, USA!
Land of the free and the home of the brave
USA!
The stars and stripes are flying
Let’s celebrate our freedom
Inspire proudly freedom to the world
Ameritude
American pride
It’s attitude, it’s who we are
Stand up tall
We’re the red, white and blue
Fiercely free!
That’s who!
Our colors don’t run, no siree
Over here
USA!
Over there
USA!
Freedom and liberty, everywhere
Oh say can you see
It’s not so easy
But we have to stand up tall and answer freedom’s call
J
@Villago Delenda Est: Wie schoen!
ruemara
@lurker dean: at least it went to trial?
Yeah. Big fucking whoop. You have a judge blaming the man for being attacked due to not having id on him like this is East Germany and because the man didn’t speak English. Miss me with “at least it went to trial”.
J
@SiubhanDuinne: Thanks for this. Words fail me.
J
@Germy: I hope this is a joke. ‘Every white guy…’ a pretty sweeping generalization, unless ‘every white guy I’ve ever known’ is a very small, and therefore unrepresentative, group of white guys.
gratuitous
@SiubhanDuinne: Now that there is some Grade A, undiluted love for America. At least, that’s what I’ve heard from Trollville.
BruceFromOhio
This broke my unpacking gadget, so clearly it was time for an upgrade. Even MrsFromOhio thought it was pretty bleached.
tones
@gene108: exactly if there was a republican president they would go back to being happy as pigs in shit and calling us traitors for not supporting infinite wars enthusiastically enough.
MCA1
I’m re-re-re-reconsidering my guess as to whether or not Trump’s campaign is the greatest piece of performance art of all time. But if it is, I don’t know what happens next, because it’s basically become “The Producers” in real life.
I mean, Jayzus H Key-rist, look at the comments on the youtube thread someone above linked to with the rant about the microphone and not paying the AV vendor. The reaction to this over the top vindictive lashing out is not in any way “Wow. How incredibly unpresidential.” I kid you not, their take on this is “Fuck, yeah, fuck that asshole! This is how it’s done. MY MAN wouldn’t stand for a $500M healthcare website that didn’t work right for like 2 weeks. Anyone who criticizes this is a rotten PC pansy.”
He could honest to goodness lower his pants and take a fucking dump on stage and the audience would howl in laughter and 15% of this country would perceive it as genius.
J
I’ve been struggling to come up with something comparable,’The sidewalks of New York’, or ‘East Side, West Side’ (Al Smith’s campaign song), no not quite. ‘This Land is your land, this land is my land’, ‘We shall overcome’… Still struggling.
PurpleGirl
@A Ghost To Most: Yes, very much Prussian Blue. I watch part of it with the sound off because as soon as it started I thought of Prussian Blue.
Brendancalling
@max: Velveeta ftfy
Gus diZerega
Like so many others I couldn’t finish. I think the music was better in the 1930s German version…
sloan
@Shell:
YES.
I need to watch Yankee Doodle Dandy just to rinse my brain.
Over There!
https://youtu.be/wbggEGUaE28
Karen Crosby
@Betty Cracker: Ditto
Death Panel Truck
Would that be a mayonnaise on Wonder Bread sandwich?
Tom Q
Very sorry I didn’t see this earlier, to comment. The thing that amazes me about it — even above the general cheesiness — is the sheer incompetence on display. Music and lyrics are supposed to mesh; the stressed syllable in the word is supposed to match the highlighted note of the music. Occasionally a song will have a problem making one word or line fit together, and you get an awkward mispronunciation to fit the beat. Here, though, a solid 40-60% of the song falls into that category. It’s parody-level bad.
Aleta
Brought https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FN7r0Rr1Qyc
to mind.
Betsy
Decoration Day. They don’t celebrate Columbus Day in Alabama.
NotoriousJRT
Gross.
The Other Chuck
@PurpleGirl: Except Prussian Blue grew up and broke up, and now they’re both pot-smoking liberals. Actually they still strike me as pretty damn stupid people, but they’re recovering at least.
Paul in KY
@srv: Did they dab during the performance? Couldn’t make it to end.
Paul in KY
@pat: Pensacola Florida is DEEP RED (except for the poor black people that have to live there). Lot of people there too. Trump would be hard pressed to find another location where he’d get 10,000 yahoos to come out.
Stardus614
Been done before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co
Paul in KY
@JPL: ‘If every white guy shoots 5 others, then there’ll be no more brothers’
‘Others’ is hard to rhyme.
Paul in KY
@Les Smith: I love myself, cracker. It’s the stupid & evil & people like you that I hate.
Paul in KY
@The band that played California Lady: Nope, now fuck off.
Paul in KY
@mclaren: He covers all bases. I’m sure he has something up his sleeve for the necrophiliac vote.
Paul in KY
@Gus diZerega: It makes the ‘Horst Wessel Lied’ seem like ‘Rhapsody in Blue’.
gex
@Bill: Yes! I thought so too!