Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Come on, man.

The next time the wall wtreet journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

“Squeaker” McCarthy

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Everybody saw this coming.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Bark louder, little dog.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

T R E 4 5 O N

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

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This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and it may also double as the whitest thing I have ever seen:

This is whiter than the Oscar nominees.

The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.

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  2. 2.

    Luther M. Siler

    I have a Flash blocker on my browser, so I have to specifically request something to be able to view it– I don’t even get a thumbnail.

    I knew what this was before I clicked on it. Jesus.

  6. 6.

    ? Martin

    Something to consider in the federal response to the Oregon Dickweed Rebellion – the feds are facing this in a bunch of places simultaneously, and it’s probably reasonable to assume that there will be a domino effect – that actions in Oregon will immediately spill over into Arizona and Nevada and other places.

  8. 8.

    dedc79

    The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.

    This comes pretty close:

    Sheriff’s deputies in Grayson County, Texas, have not released details about the fatal shooting, but social media posts by right-wing “patriots” associated with militants occupying an Oregon nature preserve identified the victim and shooter as the organizers of the Paul Revere 2016 Final March To Restore America.

    “Dear friends it’s my dearest regrets to have to share this heart breaking new (sic) with you tonight. That OUR fellow patriot and brother Charles Carter is no longer with us. He gone to be with Jesus. Today killed by a fellow patriot Vincent Smith. Who was suppose (sic) to be his brother in arms and friend,” posted online radio host Keith Williams, who described himself as the victim’s next of kin.

    Bill Williamson, another right-wing “patriot” associated with the Oregon militants, said in a Facebook post that Smith shot Carter in a drunken dispute over a gun.

    Williamson, an organizer of the failed 2 Million Bikers 2 DC rally, said he had been communicating with Carter through Facebook messages minutes before his friend attacked Smith.

    He said Carter was intoxicated and pulled Smith’s gun from its holster, but Smith drew a “spare gun” and shot his friend in the head.

  9. 9.

    max

    The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise & Swiss Cheese sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day on Confederate Heroes Day.

    Fixed that for you.

    max
    [‘ESSENCE OF PURITY! PURITY OF ESSENCE!’]

  10. 10.

    Germy

    @? Martin:

    actions in Oregon will immediately spill over into Arizona and Nevada and other places.

    The thought of a GOP win in 2016 is horrifying, but a republican president having to deal with these peckers would be somewhat entertaining to see.

  13. 13.

    JPL

    I saw that at TPM and they also have another video with Trump losing his cool
    And by the way I don’t like this mic, whoever the hell brought this mic system, don’t pay the son of a bitch who put it in,” Trump said. “No, this mic is terrible, stupid mic keeps popping. Do you hear that, George? Don’t pay him. Don’t pay him! You know I believe in paying but when somebody does a bad job, like this stupid mic, you shouldn’t pay the bastard. Terrible! Terrible!”

    My goodness what will the children think about such behavior…

    TPM

    sorry I messed up the link

  18. 18.

    Germy

    @JPL: Trump’s over-the-top irritation about a popping mic reminds me of every white guy I’ve ever known ready to fly into an extreme rage over the slightest thing. And now they want to carry guns everywhere.

  20. 20.

    jl

    Emotive strip mall populist fascism.

    Search youtube for Charles Ives ‘They are there’ or ‘He is there’ to get a more palatable version of this kind of thing. One is done by old Charlie himself.

  22. 22.

    scav

    @max: Swiss cheese! good ol “merkan plastic-wrapped Jack cheese, never you mind, and any god-damed holes will be put into it the way god intenteded, with a semi-automatic! Ok, smoothbore if you’re into the old-timey heritage vittles, but still.

  25. 25.

    Betty Cracker

    There are some things that are just so horrifying that you wish they weren’t real. I’m not talking about everyday slings and arrows like paper cuts, shower curtain mold and death. And I don’t mean things that are merely ill-advised, like Miracle Whip, McRib sandwiches, comb-overs and country rap. I mean things that are just unambiguously unnatural and WRONG — things like the designated hitter rule and child beauty pageants. This abomination of a performance is one of those WRONG things. For shame.

  29. 29.

    pamelabrown53

    John Cole: the only thing I’d change abut your post is Columbus Day to the 4th of July: moar fireworks.

  31. 31.

    Josie

    @max: Are you sure it’s not mayonnaise and Velveeta cheese sandwich? or, even better, mayonnaise and American cheese sandwich?

  32. 32.

    GxB

    As soon as I hear autotune, my gut reaction is to flee.

    The fact that I’d estimate a solid third of the voting populace will gladly give this clown their vote tells me that we are too stupid to exist as a species.

  33. 33.

    dr. bloor

    The microphone bit made me more certain than ever that this whole campaign is Andy Kaufman playing the long con. But this…I don’t think even Andy was depraved or sadistic enough for this.

  35. 35.

    bemused

    I always feel sorry for the kids when I see crap like this. Their parents probably them to some kind of sick Jesus camp too.

  36. 36.

    gene108

    @Germy:

    The thought of a GOP win in 2016 is horrifying, but a republican president having to deal with these peckers would be somewhat entertaining to see.

    I don’t know, seems like all the militia types that were marching around to protect freedom, in the 1990’s, all of a sudden backed down when Bush, Jr. became President.

    I’m guessing something similar will happen, as America would be in good hands again.

  39. 39.

    dedc79

    @Caroln: I clicked over to the facebook page for that March to Restore America event and most of the comments express regret at this unfortunate but necessary act of self defense.

  42. 42.

    Brachiator

    @Germy:

    The thought of a GOP win in 2016 is horrifying, but a republican president having to deal with these peckers would be somewhat entertaining to see.

    So, if Trump wins the GOP nomination, will there be a special episode of “The Apprentice” to pick the VP nominee? Would there be a talent competition like the mess shown here? (and no, I could not watch it. Just couldn’t do it).

  43. 43.

    pat

    I don’t get it. I really don’t. A significant number of republicans want to see this vulgar loudmouth in the White House? I can’t wait for the first SOTU.

    We really are screwed.

  45. 45.

    bemused

    @srv:

    Yes, it’s much easier now to identify the bigots who freely tell us how much they resent half of Americans.

  47. 47.

    The Golux

    @Germy:

    The little girl on the left will be Trump’s next wife ten years from now.

    Not if Ivanka has anything to say about it.

  48. 48.

    Germy

    @Brachiator:

    Would there be a talent competition like the mess shown here?

    Miss Universe will be VP.

    @gene108:

    I’m guessing something similar will happen, as America would be in good hands again.

    Or maybe they’ve come too far to stand down. If President Cruz or Trump or even Rubio fails to show the proper respect to them and their tactics, there might be an interesting clash.

  49. 49.

    JPL

    @SiubhanDuinne: That’s a much longer clip then the one I linked to at 14.
    On one hand he has the white girls sing and then swears in front of them.
    He is crude.

  52. 52.

    ? Martin

    Interesting. That video proves you can breed little girls from a test tube full of jingoism.

  54. 54.

    Keith G

    @SiubhanDuinne: That one minute clip really does show the artistry of Trump. On one hand it’s, “Hey, I got problems to complain about just like you.” And then he changes to assert his overlord status, “I’ll tell my people not to pay….”

    That is a quality act for the audience he is performing in front of. How very il duce.

  56. 56.

    GregB

    These Trumpistas are also many of the exact same people who see the mild mannered President Obama as an arrogant tyrant.

    That Trump feller has Mussolini written all over him.

  57. 57.

    Bill

    The horror!

    (Also, I’m pretty sure the synth back beat is directly stolen from Blondie’s Heart Of glass.)

  60. 60.

    scav

    Apple’s clearly a part of the general threat to ‘Merka too: turning the screens of all out iphones and ipads vaguely red! Not only just darker and less white, but gateway commie!!!! In order to promote sleep, sleep and a loss of vigilence!!!!

    Clearly the only thing to do is refuse all upgrades, or break the IOS so that the screens remain blindingly superwhite, if not with more lumens than they already blast! Remove all that confusing text that gets in the way of perfect blinding whiteness!

  62. 62.

    Trentrunner

    It’s all fun and games and laughs now, but Trump has a feasible and scarily simple electoral pathway to the presidency:

    Get disaffected white working-class people who typically don’t vote to the polls, particularly in midwest states.

    Most models showing Dem “firewalls” and electoral superiority use actual voter models, which are fine if only those same past voter groups turn out in roughly the same proportion (including growth since the last election).

    It IS possible for Trump to win.

  63. 63.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    The worst part is that The Donald stands a reasonable chance of winning this election. This is not like the crazy unusual people you see running in the British elections where you know its a big home and they have no chance of winning.

  65. 65.

    Germy

    Whiter than a Brady Bunch/Andy Williams White Christmas TV special, with special guest star Mason Reese.

  66. 66.

    rikyrah

    Walking -While-Non-White.

    That was this man’s crime.

    PHUCK.OUTTA.HERE!!!!

    ………………..

    Judge throws out case against police officer charged in takedown of Indian grandfather
    Jan 13, 2016

    There will not be a third trial.

    Judge Madeline Hughes Haikala just threw out the case against Madison police officer Eric Parker, who faced up to 10 years in prison for excessive force in the sidewalk stop of an Indian citizen.

    Judge Haikala late Wednesday filed a 92-page opinion, ending with: “The Government has had two full and fair chances to obtain a conviction; it will not have another.”

    A team of three federal prosecutors had twice tried Parker last year for the takedown of 57-year-old Sureshbahi Patel on the morning of Feb. 6, 2015. Both trials ended with a deadlocked jury.
    […]
    Key excerpts from the judge’s analysis and opinion:

    Regarding the check subject call: “The record demonstrates that a reasonable officer in Officer Parker’s position would suspect that the individual who the known caller described was involved in a burglary.”

    Regarding Patel, a permanent resident, not having identification: “…Mr. Patel, a resident alien, violated 8 U.S.C. § 1304(e) when he left his son’s house without identification. That is a misdemeanor crime for which Officer Parker could have arrested Mr. Patel.”

    Signs of resistance: “The slow motion clips from the Government’s enhanced dashcam video supply objective evidence of resistance. The clips show that immediately before Officer Parker took Mr. Patel to the ground, Mr. Patel took a step to the side with his left foot and turned to face Officer Parker.”

    On not speaking English: “Trial testimony indicates that Mr. Patel had the opportunity to become familiar with simple English commands like ‘stop’ and ‘come’ because Mr. Patel had visited his son in Alabama twice before Mr. Patel moved to the United States, the more recent visit lasting eight months.”

  67. 67.

    Germy

    @srv: Jeb couldn’t find three little girls to do a Jeb Jam, but he hired one boy with a slide whistle. And cymbals strapped to his knees. It was a small rally; only a dozen or so onlookers.

  70. 70.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    @Shell: I am not clicking on that link. Let’s just say the critics have spoken. But what Cohan song is in it?

    PS Republicans finally gave up on finding a rocker whose music they can use?

  73. 73.

    Steeplejack

    @Steeplejack:

    FYWP!

    I was able to hang on through the nosebleed, but I blacked out at about the 1:30 mark. Luckily I had a dead-man switch to stop the video. Now decompressing with some Paul Davis. Baby steps.

  78. 78.

    Bobby Thomson

    John, he’s trolling us. People point out the Notth Korea/Third Reich overtones; he says “it’s interesting to see who has a real problem with a patriotic song about freedom”; he gets press, his voters eat that shit up; rinse and repeat.

    I’m telling you, he could call for a final solution in the election – which Hitler never did – and he’d still poll at least a solid 30 among Republicans.

  80. 80.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @Keith G:

    Yes. That “Don’t pay them” is very much of a piece with “Get her outta here, now!” and “Don’t give him his coat! No. Do NOT give him his coat.”

  81. 81.

    Germy

    What a man

    Hear the roar of the crowd as he calls some faceless audio technician a son of a bitch. Witness the howl of approval as he insists he won’t pay that bastard for the shoddy work. The people that come to these rallies are there to be entertained, but they’re also there to see Trump take someone—anyone—on. It can be Hillary Clinton, it can be weak aristocrat Jeb Bush, it can be some guy in the crowd. It’s Trump who says the things they want to say and gets away with it, who sticks it to someone they cannot and never faces the consequences. He makes the rules. He decides where the line is.

    He would’ve told the cable guy to go fuck himself when he was four hours late last week. He would’ve told your boss that you’ve been working for 35 years with nothing to show for it, so kindly get lost while you have this cup of coffee. But at night’s end, Trump packs up the carnival and disappears in his private jet. The people file out and get in their cars and go home, and then they wake up and go to work, same as yesterday. It’s just a show, after all.

  83. 83.

    PghMike4

    Wow, why do I think I’m watching a scene from The Man in the High Castle, despite all the (real) American flags?

  86. 86.

    The Moar You Know

    It’s not like you can say you weren’t warned.

    I wrote some additional lyrics:

    “Obamacare, just ain’t fair
    Open carry, shoot some Freedom in the air.
    Stand You Ground with a trigger
    If every white guy shoots five niggers
    We’ll have made America Great again!”

  88. 88.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @JPL:

    Yeah, sorry, I didn’t see your link until well after I put mine up. It’s all over the place now — TPM, Digby, Esquire, and I have no doubt that Booman will put up a link at some point. Other blogs too, I expect.

  89. 89.

    cmorenc

    @John Cole:

    The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.

    You forgot to say it was a white pick-up truck.

  91. 91.

    catclub

    @pat: I just winder whether those kids will embarassed or proud in 15 years,
    when that video is still on the internet.

    Somebody else also pointed out that Columbus day is not the whitest.

  93. 93.

    lurker dean

    @rikyrah: pisses me off, but at least it went to trial.

    some other interesting points in the article:

    “The first trial ended with a jury split along race and gender. Ten white males pushed to acquit and two black female jurors pushed for guilty.”

    “The officer who pulled up as Patel hit the ground testified he observed no threat: “To me, he appeared to be in his 70s.”

  97. 97.

    Les Smith

    The only thing whiter than that is the population of commenters on this blog entry falling over themselves to demonstrate their self-hate.

  99. 99.

    Villago Delenda Est

    As I said over at Wonkette:

    “Live, from the Zeppelinplatz in Nürnberg, it’s the Bund Amerikanishe Mädel!“

  100. 100.

    mak

    @dedc79: jheezoss kriste, am I high? I must be high, even though I’ve ingested no hallucinogens of any sort. Between that freaking video, which really, REALLY comes across as parody, especially the lyrics, and that story – which actually missed a couple of sics – things are starting to look unreal around here (or is it “dis-real?” or “im-true (sic)). So, this detachment is what aging feels like. Hmm.

  101. 101.

    joes527

    @dr. bloor: What could Trump possibly do/say to tip off the rubes that it was all a gag, and that he’s tired of it and ready for the big laugh so he can go home and do something else?

    I mean other than what he has done/said already.

    Poe’s law is going to make that man the republican nominee.

  102. 102.

    trollhattan

    Holy crap, Trump’s having tiny prop girls sing an altered song popular in fvcking World fvcking War One? Are the rights to “Dixie” tied up in litigation? “Oh, I wish I was in the land of Trumpie…”

    I hate the use of children, especially young ones, as campaign props.

  104. 104.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @joes527: Here’s the rub:

    Should Trump actually do that…tell them it was all elaborate political performance theater on his part, they will turn on him like piranha on a wounded cow.

    The GOP has created a monster they cannot control. Trump is riding the tiger now, but any slip up on his part will result in the tiger feasting on him. The thing is, I’m not sure he’s aware of this. People in crowds can do things that they as individuals would not consider doing.

  105. 105.

    NorthLeft12

    I would call that video a libel on caucasians everywhere, but I can rationalize the horrifically awkward dance moves, ear torturing singing, and just generally turgid lyrics by observing that this ….production/spectacle…was written, choreographed, and performed by Republican RWNJs or their children.

    John, you should have a stronger warning on that video. I plan to have dinner in an hour or so. Hopefully my stomach will have stopped turning over by then.

  107. 107.

    catclub

    @joes527:

    and that he’s tired of it and ready for the big laugh so he can go home and do something else?

    He has a line in his speeches where he says that Hillary is tired and will quit. She has been a workhorse for 20 years
    and he has been doing this for 6 months. I am voting on her staying power.

  114. 114.

    joes527

    @dr. bloor:

    But this…I don’t think even Andy was depraved or sadistic enough for this.

    Lessee … Andy Kaufman dropped out of sight 30 years ago, so he would be older now … In fact he’d only be 3 year younger than this “Donald Trump” is supposed to be.

    Add 30 years, some makeup, a ridiculous toupe …. you might just have figured it all out.

  116. 116.

    Kat

    Whiter than… Wait, what about that woman in black — behind the woman in the yellow jacket?

    To actually see the woman in black, I had to click the title to go to youtube, and then click for the full-screen version. I think I deserve compensation for this brave act.

    Kat

  117. 117.

    bupalos

    I. Uh. I, I…

    Wow.

    It’s not real. If it’s real this is the first actually real thing that I ever really truly believed was not real.

    There has to be more to this. This can’t just be regular old real. Someone watch it and post the lyrics. I don’t believe this is real.

  120. 120.

    bupalos

    I’m guessing this was the point of this, to bait a lot of people into making fun of it and then later announce it was penned by a cancer-stricken gradeschooler so don’t you feel dumb…but I can’t help myself. I had to copy and post the lyrics so people who don’t watch it or duck out after 8 seconds don’t get off easy.

    cowardiiiiiiiiice
    (are you serious?)
    apollo-GEEES, for freeDUMMMMM
    (I can’t handle this!)
    Whe-enn fredum-rings
    ANSWER THE CALL!
    On your feet
    STAND UP TALL!
    Fredums on our shoulders
    Yue Ess AAA!!!! (reverb)
    Enemeeeeeeees
    Of free-DUMMMMMM
    face the music
    come on boys, take them down! (childslave points the enemies the way to the dust)
    presiDENT donald trumpknows,
    how-to make Ameri KA-great
    Deal from strength or get crushed everytiiiiiiiiiiiime

    Over Heeeeeeeeeere
    Yue – Ess -AAA!!!! (reverb)
    Over Theeeeere
    FreeDUM-and
    liberteeeeee, everywheeeere
    Ohsaycan YOUUUU see,
    Its not so Eeeeeeezeee
    But we have to stand up tall
    and answer freedums call

    Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
    YueEssAA
    Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
    YueEssAA
    We’re the landofthafree and the home ofthabraaave
    Yue-ess-aaaaaaaaa
    YueEssAA
    The Stars and stripes are flying
    lets celebrate our freedom
    inspire freedum proudly to the wuuuuuurrrld
    Amerituuuude (?)
    YueEssAA
    Americanpriiiiiiiide
    It’s atituuuude it’s who we are stand up taaaaallll
    We’re the red, white ANDBLUE,
    Fiercely free, THATSWHO
    our col-lors don’t ru-un, nosireeeeeeeeee.

    (short funky break, childslaves pretend they are going to do something appropriately funky but then decide not to.)

    Over Heeeeeeeeeere
    Yue – Ess -AAA!!!! (reverb)
    Over Theeeeere
    FreeDUM-and
    liberteeeeee, everywheeeere
    Its not so Eeeeeeezeee
    But we have to stand up tall
    and answer freedums call

  121. 121.

    Summer

    I’m so sorry I missed this thread because a friend posted the best response on Facebook:

    “No one doubts Trump’s commitment to Sparkle Motion.”

  122. 122.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @bupalos:

    Got lyrics from Digby. No way I’m going to transcribe them myself.

    Cowar-dice
    Are you serious?!
    Apol-o-gies for freedom
    I can’t handle this!

    When freedom rings
    Answer the call!
    Stand up tall!

    Freedom’s on our shoulders
    USA!!!

    En-u-mies
    Of free-dum
    Face the music!
    Come on boys!
    Take ’em down!

    President Donald Trump knows how
    To make Ameri-ca great
    Deal from strength or get crushed everytime!

    Over her
    USA!
    Over there
    USA!
    Freedomand liberty everywhere

    Oh say can you see
    It’s not so ea-sy
    But we have to stand up tall
    An answer freedom’s call

    USA, USA!
    USA, USA!
    Land of the free and the home of the brave
    USA!
    The stars and stripes are flying
    Let’s celebrate our freedom
    Inspire proudly freedom to the world

    Ameritude
    American pride
    It’s attitude, it’s who we are
    Stand up tall

    We’re the red, white and blue
    Fiercely free!
    That’s who!
    Our colors don’t run, no siree

    Over here
    USA!
    Over there
    USA!
    Freedom and liberty, everywhere

    Oh say can you see
    It’s not so easy
    But we have to stand up tall and answer freedom’s call

  124. 124.

    ruemara

    @lurker dean: at least it went to trial?

    Yeah. Big fucking whoop. You have a judge blaming the man for being attacked due to not having id on him like this is East Germany and because the man didn’t speak English. Miss me with “at least it went to trial”.

  126. 126.

    J

    @Germy: I hope this is a joke. ‘Every white guy…’ a pretty sweeping generalization, unless ‘every white guy I’ve ever known’ is a very small, and therefore unrepresentative, group of white guys.

  128. 128.

    BruceFromOhio

    The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.

    This broke my unpacking gadget, so clearly it was time for an upgrade. Even MrsFromOhio thought it was pretty bleached.

  129. 129.

    tones

    @gene108: exactly if there was a republican president they would go back to being happy as pigs in shit and calling us traitors for not supporting infinite wars enthusiastically enough.

  130. 130.

    MCA1

    I’m re-re-re-reconsidering my guess as to whether or not Trump’s campaign is the greatest piece of performance art of all time. But if it is, I don’t know what happens next, because it’s basically become “The Producers” in real life.

    I mean, Jayzus H Key-rist, look at the comments on the youtube thread someone above linked to with the rant about the microphone and not paying the AV vendor. The reaction to this over the top vindictive lashing out is not in any way “Wow. How incredibly unpresidential.” I kid you not, their take on this is “Fuck, yeah, fuck that asshole! This is how it’s done. MY MAN wouldn’t stand for a $500M healthcare website that didn’t work right for like 2 weeks. Anyone who criticizes this is a rotten PC pansy.”

    He could honest to goodness lower his pants and take a fucking dump on stage and the audience would howl in laughter and 15% of this country would perceive it as genius.

  131. 131.

    J

    I’ve been struggling to come up with something comparable,’The sidewalks of New York’, or ‘East Side, West Side’ (Al Smith’s campaign song), no not quite. ‘This Land is your land, this land is my land’, ‘We shall overcome’… Still struggling.

  137. 137.

    Death Panel Truck

    The only thing that I can think of that might be whiter than this is two klan members having a gunfight over a mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a pick-up truck in an Alabama Wal-Mart on Columbus day.

    Would that be a mayonnaise on Wonder Bread sandwich?

  138. 138.

    Tom Q

    Very sorry I didn’t see this earlier, to comment. The thing that amazes me about it — even above the general cheesiness — is the sheer incompetence on display. Music and lyrics are supposed to mesh; the stressed syllable in the word is supposed to match the highlighted note of the music. Occasionally a song will have a problem making one word or line fit together, and you get an awkward mispronunciation to fit the beat. Here, though, a solid 40-60% of the song falls into that category. It’s parody-level bad.

  142. 142.

    The Other Chuck

    @PurpleGirl: Except Prussian Blue grew up and broke up, and now they’re both pot-smoking liberals. Actually they still strike me as pretty damn stupid people, but they’re recovering at least.

  144. 144.

    Paul in KY

    @pat: Pensacola Florida is DEEP RED (except for the poor black people that have to live there). Lot of people there too. Trump would be hard pressed to find another location where he’d get 10,000 yahoos to come out.

  146. 146.

    Paul in KY

    @JPL: ‘If every white guy shoots 5 others, then there’ll be no more brothers’

    ‘Others’ is hard to rhyme.

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