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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Monday Morning Open Thread

Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  January 25, 20165:44 am| 162 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!

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'Daily Show' host Trevor Noah to be a keynote speaker at Dem retreat https://t.co/VK151usptZ | AP Photo pic.twitter.com/AHUfcZiYZ8

— POLITICO (@politico) January 22, 2016


This seems like a career mistake… https://t.co/pBG2slI5Ia

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) January 22, 2016

It’s not as though the RNC was going to showcase an African immigrant! Even the NYTimes risked making a funny:

Looking to chart a road map for the election year ahead, House Democrats will huddle next week in Baltimore at a three-day strategy session that will include speeches by President Obama, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. and the comedian Trevor Noah, the new host of “The Daily Show.”

Aides in Washington said Friday that Mr. Noah, who last year replaced Jon Stewart as host of Comedy Central’s signature evening show, would counsel Democrats on navigating the logistical and emotional challenges of replacing a beloved celebrity leader as they head into Mr. Obama’s final months in office.

Actually, no one said that. Mr. Noah, by all accounts, is simply supposed to show up and give a funny speech, possibly about the nature of the modern infotainment industry.

Officially, the House Democrats have chosen “United for Opportunity” as the theme of their annual retreat — a nod to the crucial role of party allegiance in their effort to impede the agenda of the Republican majority. The theme also seems to be a jab at some of the divisiveness that has characterized the Republican presidential race…

In addition to Mr. Obama, Mr. Biden and Mr. Noah, House Democrats are expected to hear speeches by Richard L. Trumka, the president of the A.F.L.-C.I.O. labor union federation; Tom Steyer, the billionaire founder of NextGen Climate, an advocacy group focused on mitigating the consequences of climate change; Simon Sinek, a writer and lecturer on inspirational leadership; Salman Khan, the founder of the Khan Academy online educational platform; and Tom Toles, an editorial cartoonist for The Washington Post…

The predictable suspects [*cough*Breitbrats*cough] are outraged, per Inquistr.

Don’t remember seeing much reporting about the Repub retreat, weekend before this one, but here’s the USNews take: “GOP Retreat Reflects Divide Between Ryan and McConnell on 2016 Goals”.

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How badly has winter storm Jonas affected your area?

Apart from being proud that we’re Democrats — or at least not Republicans — what’ on the agenda as we start the week?

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  1. 1.

    Mustang Bobby

    January 25, 2016 at 6:03 am

    Of course the Republicans/Breibrats have their tails all puffed up at the Dems bringing in a comedian; their idea of a comedian is David Mamet.

    Yes, the winter blizzard affected South Florida: visitors can’t fly out of MIA to places like New York and D.C. so they’re stuck here where it’s a chilly 51 F this morning. Oh, the horror.

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:05 am

    One request – can we stop giving (and using) anthropomorphic names to every non-cyclonic weather event, please? Teeth-grindingly cringe inducing practice, that.

    It’s winter. It snows.

  3. 3.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:06 am

    @Mustang Bobby: I almost got stuck in Hawaii on 9/11/2001.

  4. 4.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:07 am

    @NotMax: Yeah, when did this start? I’ve not heard of this being done on the west coast.

  5. 5.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 6:09 am

    @NotMax: Yes.

    @Mustang Bobby: I thought Dennis Miller was what passed for a Republican’s Idea of a comedian.

  6. 6.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:10 am

    “It seems like a career mistake”, for who? Trevor or the Dems?

  7. 7.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:10 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Nope, Bob Hope.

    ETA: And no, it doesn’t matter that he’s dead.

  8. 8.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 6:15 am

    rw shockjocks at each other’s throat. fun times.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:19 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    All made up on a whim by non-governmental weather reporters, diluting and confusing data culled from official sources.

    Imagine:

    Drought Larry.

    Heat Wave Tiffany.

  10. 10.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 25, 2016 at 6:20 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: It’s Twitter’s fault. The Weather Channel was hoping that the names would become Twitter hashtags for storm reports and discussions.

  11. 11.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:20 am

    Seems like it is a good time to be a Dem. I was making dinner the other night & the Mrs had the evening news on (which is what drove me to the kitchen in the first place) and the national anchor actually used the phrase, “the Republicans are in disarray”. This made me happy.

    I start the week with a battery of tests to see why my 1 gallon bladder refuses to remain infection free. I have no faith in the new doctor as he, like the last one, does not seem to hear a word I say or have an imagination capable of comprehending a bladder that can hols 4 liters of fluid.

  12. 12.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 6:21 am

    @amk:

    “Many Republicans view the growing influence of conservative media as the root, not a symptom, of the GOP’s problems winning the White House and effectively running Congress.”

    “It goes beyond finding an electable nominee and affects governing,” said Brian Walsh, a former NRSC spokesman. “They create unreasonable expectations with voters and talk about things that they themselves know aren’t possible, but they demagogue the issue and that has created a problem for Republicans being able to actually govern.”

    no shit, sherlocks. you fed these snake for decades and now it’s payback time. like citizens united fuckfest.

  13. 13.

    Mustang Bobby

    January 25, 2016 at 6:22 am

    The closest thing the Republicans have to a real comedian — one who gets that in order to really work as a comic you have to punch up, not down — is P.J. O’Rourke. And since he has a regular spot on NPR’s “Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me,” he’s on the GOP shit list. Dennis Miller is the poor man’s Andrew Dice Clay.

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:25 am

    @Schlemazel

    Noticed a pull (ever so slightly, even) skyward by the Moon?

  15. 15.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:25 am

    @NotMax:

    Heat Wave Tiffany.

    I’ve seen pics, she’s pretty hot.

  16. 16.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:26 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: Ah, that’s why I’m so puzzled; I’m not a twit.

  17. 17.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:27 am

    @NotMax:
    yeah, I feel the tides

  18. 18.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:29 am

    @Schlemazel: “Tide comes in, Tide goes out; you can’t explain that.”

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:29 am

    @Mustang Bobby

    Examples of oxymorons:

    Jumbo shrimp

    Original copy

    Republican comedian.

  20. 20.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:31 am

    @NotMax: You left out the clasic, Military Intelligence.

  21. 21.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:32 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    Don’t feel bad, you made the assumption that they care about the weather & helping people deal with weather. They don’t. They only care about marketing & branding, if they could sell “The Weather Channel’s Winter Storm Larry” they would but twits need shorter brand names.

    Your assumptions are rational and reasonable, it is the world that has gone insane

  22. 22.

    pacem appellant

    January 25, 2016 at 6:33 am

    I’m stuck awake after a series of pages. Of course this happens on the last night of on-call. And even more typical, no page was critical enough to justify the late night/early morning alerts. There is not much to read on the Internet between 2am and 4am PT. I tried Cracked, but it looks like they update L.A. time. I’d watch the YouTube, but I don’t feel like waking up the whole house while fumbling around trying to find decent headphones.

    Noah is no Stewart, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s working on it. Stewart wasn’t born Stewart. He worked hard to become the beloved pundit/comedian that he is. Mr Noah just needs more time and better writers, I suspect.

  23. 23.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:34 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    True that but it is irksome to have to let my belt out or take it in twice a day

  24. 24.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:35 am

    @Schlemazel: Yet another reason I have my own weather station.

  25. 25.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:37 am

    @Schlemazel: Per Bill-O, it’s God’s fault.

    @pacem appellant: I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Trevor.

  26. 26.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:37 am

    @pacem appellant:
    It seemed to me he had the same writers, or at least they were writing the same stuff. What I thought changed was that Noah does not have the cynical edge that Stewart developed. The kid seems a bit too new & fresh-faced. An ingenue when the role calls for someone a bit more world weary.

  27. 27.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:39 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    Ah but they have spent a bazillion dollars on fancy high tech crap to package the same information the national weather service will give you for free so it would be unAmerican of you not to watch.

  28. 28.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 25, 2016 at 6:41 am

    When you’ve lost the militia….

    Militia in Flint join calls for justice in water crisis

    “We’re here to defend this community,” said Matthew Krol, the militia’s executive officer, addressing the crowd in a full camouflage outfit with a handgun strapped to his hip. “We’re not going to allow (the government) to step on the people of Flint any longer.”

    He added: “If it means having to take up arms in defense … we will do that as well.”

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:41 am

    @Schlemazel

    Suspenders (braces) are overdue for a resurgence.

    ;)

    One hit film with Idris Elba or Dwayne Johnson sporting them while shirtless ought to do it. Hollywood, take note.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 6:42 am

    @Mustang Bobby: Hmph… All this time I thought Andrew Dice Clay was the poor man’s Andrew Dice Clay.

  31. 31.

    satby

    January 25, 2016 at 6:42 am

    @Schlemazel: that’s got to suck. When I was younger I went through a similar situation, but that’s common in women. Hope that even if the new Dr. hasn’t got much of a bedside manner he can uncover what’s going on and get it resolved. It’s a urologist, right?

  32. 32.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 6:47 am

    @Schlemazel: Well, the painters that the landlord hired fucked up my satellite; I’m not watching anything right now.

    ETA: I’ve actually enjoyed it so much, I may pull the plug.

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:49 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    fucked up my satellite

    That’s one honkin’ lo-o-o-o-ong ladder.

  34. 34.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 6:52 am

    @Schlemazel: That sounds to me a little bit like “If only this Trevor Noah guy was more like John Stewart.” which I get it, I wish John Stewart was still doing it too. I think that given time, TN will grow into the role and make it his own. Or not. But he can’t succeed as anyone other than himself.

  35. 35.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:54 am

    @satby:
    Yup, this is the 4th one in 3 years and they don’t seem to have a clue or a bedside manner. I am beginning to wonder if the poorer med students tumble to urology instead of proctology.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 6:56 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Agreed. All I was saying was that Noah seems to be using Stewarts material but he does not have the personality to pull it off as well. A few years of seeing what news and politics has become in the US may give it to him.

  37. 37.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 6:58 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: “What do you use to purify your water with?”

    “A Mac-10.”

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 6:59 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Part of it is undoubtedly writers learning and feeding the cadence, tempo and preferences of a comedian.

    Some can adapt, some cannot.

  39. 39.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 7:04 am

    @NotMax: The connection to the satellite dish, or the alignment of the dish.

  40. 40.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 7:05 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Noah is doing fine. Who needs stewart redux?

  41. 41.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 7:05 am

    @Schlemazel: A good number of the writers left(Sam Bee…).

  42. 42.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 7:09 am

    @Schlemazel: @NotMax: Yep. If CC is smart they will give TN & Co the time they need to succeed or fail on their own terms. And over the years CC has proven pretty smart.

  43. 43.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 7:10 am

    @amk:
    Imagine Bob Newhart doing Lenny Bruces routines. It doesn’t work. TN needs to find his own style. I am not saying he has to be Stewart but that he is doing Stewarts material with a different personality. It does not work as well. The show is still good & TN is doing fine but it does not have the edge it did before. That is not a complaint, it is an observation.

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 7:13 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    Don’t watch the show, but sometimes comedians just don’t mesh with certain program formats.

    Witness, for example, the giant smoking crater debacles of Jerry Lewis (1963) and Chevy Chase (1993) in their respective attempts at late night shows.

  45. 45.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 7:13 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    There was always a rotating cast of performer/writers but I assume many more writer/writers. Given that they are doing the same style of jokes I assume many of those folks stayed.

    About Sam Bee, is it just me or do the ads for her new show look dreadful? They make me want to run screaming from the room not tune in.

  46. 46.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Sane article with a clickbait title about the Democratic primary at TPM.

    I remember people insisting in 2008 that Clinton had the nomination locked up because of the superdelegates, so I wouldn’t count that particular angle too highly. But Iowa/NH are really unrepresentative on the Democratic side.

  47. 47.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    January 25, 2016 at 7:17 am

    @Schlemazel: I’ve only seen the ad for Sam’s show once, and I wasn’t really paying attention.

  48. 48.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 7:18 am

    @NotMax:
    Nat a fair comparison as both guys you mentioned have egos 10 times the size of their talent. To do a chat show you have to at least pretend you are interested in the guests. Neither of those two could pull that trick off.

    Those of us around here old enough to remember Paar, Allen & Carson saw hosts that always let the guest have the spotlight or the punchline. Starting with Letterman & Leno the host regularly hogged the attention and stepped on punchlines. People talk about how much more interesting stars used to be but I think part of that is that the hosts used to allow them to be the star & now they are forced to be bit players.

    And, yes, get off my lawn!

  49. 49.

    debbie

    January 25, 2016 at 7:23 am

    @amk:

    The real fun is listening to them argue with their listeners who support Trump. You can almost hear the blood vessels popping.

  50. 50.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 7:23 am

    @Schlemazel

    Perfectly fair in pointing out that sometimes the talent and the format simply don’t mesh.

  51. 51.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 7:28 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    It’s good until this:

    “You’ve got to win states like Missouri if you want to win the presidency. States like Indiana, states like Ohio, states like Pennsylvania. It is very hard I think for most Americans to see how socialism would cure the problems that we are facing right now,” Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO), a Clinton supporter, told NBC News.

    Missouri and Indiana aren’t in the same group with Ohio and Pennsylvania (!) for Democrats, and she knows it.

    Paul Begala continues his decades-long role as the high profile Clintonite most likely to say things that are actually true, I see.

  52. 52.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    January 25, 2016 at 7:35 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    It’s marketing hype from the Weather Channel.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 7:36 am

    @NotMax

    A favorite example (although not talk show or late night) is Tammy Grimes, who was a Big Name on Broadway.

    Her TV series remains high up on the list of shows most quickly yanked off the air. Story at the time was that a corner office panjandrum dropped the axe during the first commercial break of the premiere but the network had nothing up and ready for the time slot so was compelled to let the show run for 1 month.

  54. 54.

    Germy

    January 25, 2016 at 7:38 am

    Has anyone else seen this video of Ted Cruz, age 18?

    The video was recorded in 1988 for Second Baptist High School in Houston, TX.

  55. 55.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 7:41 am

    @Kay: McCaskill’s from Missouri, so she’s going to mention Missouri. Indiana… yeah, Indiana (and that one district in Nebraska) was the cherry on the sundae for Obama in 2008, but there was no way he needed to win it.

  56. 56.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 7:44 am

    @NotMax:
    I was more referencing that TN has more talent than ego (apparently) so is more likely to adjust & succeed. But you are 100% correct about the mix of talent & personality.

  57. 57.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 7:45 am

    @Germy:
    Yeah. And as much as I hate Crudz I am very grateful there is no video of 18 year old me floating around. The only difference is that I grew up and Teddy has only grown older.

  58. 58.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 25, 2016 at 7:45 am

    @Germy: I’m trying to wrap my head around the idea that Cruz was that awful at 18 and someone still married him.

  59. 59.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 7:49 am

    Snyder’s shit is getting weaker all the time:
    Exclusive: Gov. Rick Snyder’s Men Originally Rejected Using Flint’s Toxic River

  60. 60.

    Germy

    January 25, 2016 at 7:49 am

    @Iowa Old Lady: love comes to everyone

  61. 61.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 7:51 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I don’t mind how aggressive she is- I think it was smart how she promoted the lunatic Republican in a primary and thereby kept her Senate seat.

    Using the guidance of my campaign staff and consultants, we came up with the idea for a “dog whistle” ad, a message that was pitched in such a way that it would be heard only by a certain group of people. I told my team we needed to put Akin’s uber-conservative bona fides in an ad—and then, using reverse psychology, tell voters not to vote for him. And we needed to run the hell out of that ad.

    But Missouri and Indiana aren’t in the same group of must-win states as Pennsylvania.

    Next she’ll add Arkansas. As goes Arkansas so go the Democrats.

  62. 62.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 7:51 am

    @Kay:

    Are there Senate races in those states? Maybe she’s thinking about coattails effect?

    ETA: re-read it. Clearly talking about the presidency. I agree, it’s wrong.

  63. 63.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 25, 2016 at 7:54 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: The people of Flint want clean water not the taking up of “arms” in their defense. My understanding is that it will take close to 1 billion dollars to fix the water delivery system. Governor Snyder should be focusing on securing those funds and redressing the medical conditions resulting from the poisoning of the water system.

    I hope this is not a story which gets pushed to the back burner in a few weeks.

  64. 64.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 7:55 am

    @Kay: I think we can count Missouri as a safe red state these days; it’s not even a swing state any more. Clinton won it both times, but he also won Tennessee and Louisiana.

  65. 65.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 25, 2016 at 7:56 am

    @Germy: Yes, and I’m impressed at how he has remained the same over the years. He was a douche when he was 18 and he’s even more of a douche now. Very consistent dude.

  66. 66.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 25, 2016 at 7:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: The world has changed enough that I blinked at the use of “men” in that headline. The story only mentions males as rejecting the Flint River, so the headline is probably just accurate.

  67. 67.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 7:58 am

    @Schlemazel: Have you tried drinking cranberry juice? It’s not my favorite beverage, but it seems to clear that condition up for some reason.

  68. 68.

    Central Planning

    January 25, 2016 at 7:58 am

    I heard Baud was invited to speak.

  69. 69.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:00 am

    @Central Planning:

    That would be wrong. Can’t show bias in the primary.

  70. 70.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 8:01 am

    @Baud:

    I think they’re both “likely R”. McCaskill herself was endangered in Missouri last time.

    Paul Begala manages to be a very strong advocate for Hillary Clinton without making stuff up. It’s true about the superdelegates. They committed earlier than they did in ’08. They have the advantage. They don’t have to go nuts on Sanders.

  71. 71.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 25, 2016 at 8:01 am

    I’m enjoying Trevor Noah. I liked Colbert better on his own show though. The guests at night are one endless stream of people promoting and selling things.

  72. 72.

    Punchy

    January 25, 2016 at 8:01 am

    @NotMax: From what I’ve read, Chase is the Cruz equiv in comedic circles. A pompous, forever-insulting shitbag that everyone hates with gusto. Not surprised his TV would fail….Im guessing they had a hard time booking guests.

  73. 73.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 8:03 am

    @Kay: I think what Claire is trying to say is that Dems need to be able to compete in states like IN and MO. Most people don’t remember that Obama damn near won MO in ’08. It took a month of counting before they declared it for McCain. Of course that was followed by the racist backlash in 2010 that gave the GOP full control of the state legislature and redistricting, soon to be followed by near Texas like control of everything governmental.

    If MO is going to retain anything at all resembling sane governance after 2016, it’s going to be because of GOTV in STL and KC.

  74. 74.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:03 am

    @Kay:

    You think if Sanders wins, the superdelegates will swing the primary? That would clearly sink the election.

  75. 75.

    Schlemazel

    January 25, 2016 at 8:06 am

    @Betty Cracker:
    Oh yeah, I also flush with an acidic solution (recommended by Dr.) regularly (cranberry is supposed to lower the pH levels).
    .

    Don’t read down unless you want more gory details
    .
    .

    imagine a balloon capable of holding a gallon of water jammed into the area not designed for it. When you start taking fluid out of it the balloon collapses & pockets of fluid are going to remain. It is the inability to empty those pockets that causes the problem.

  76. 76.

    Randy P

    January 25, 2016 at 8:11 am

    How badly has winter storm Jonas affected your area?

    Not bad, but I haven’t yet left the house because there was no pressing need to. That was kind of nice. Things started re-opening yesterday morning, will probably be pretty normal today here in the Philly area.

    Because I’ve taken courses at Johns Hopkins I’m permanently on their text announcement list, so I got the word they have no classes today. Apparently Baltimore is still digging out. My employer is also closer to Baltimore and they are closed today.

    Unfortunately, my tele-commuting agreement says that on snow days, I work. So I’m technically at work right now and in fact I do have a lot to do and a looming deadline. But still, there are worse ways to work than barefoot at home, and I’m pretty much guaranteed no interruptions, even by email.

  77. 77.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 8:11 am

    @Baud:

    I don’t think Sanders is going to win the primary.

    I just hate this about Democrats, this kind of impatience with process and “we can’t go with the loser” attitude. On the one hand they make all this noise about “we must compete in every state and with every group of possible voters” and at the same time they’re incredibly risk-averse.

    Eventually losing doesn’t mean he shouldn’t try as hard as he can. Nothing bad will happen. We can have an election and he can try to win it. They can’t control every aspect of the process. They shouldn’t try.

  78. 78.

    Central Planning

    January 25, 2016 at 8:15 am

    @Baud:

    Can’t show bias in the primary.

    They can’t, or you can’t? IOKIYAB.

  79. 79.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:15 am

    @Kay:

    I don’t know whether he’ll win or not. I’m not the kind of person who takes things for granted. I’m perfectly fine awaiting the outcome of the process. But if he does clearly win, the superdelegates shouldn’t swing the result, and I hope they don’t.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:16 am

    @Central Planning: I’m quite biased as to who should be the nominee. (Hint: me.)

  81. 81.

    PurpleGirl

    January 25, 2016 at 8:17 am

    Back when I was working I would save a week (or ten days) of vacation time to use as bad weather days. It was a system that worked well for me. Luckily, I don’t have any medical appointments this week. I can stay home as the snow melts and I see how the buses are running later in the week. I get concerned about ice, and especially black ice, and walking. It’s helpful that there is a grocery store in our commercial building.

  82. 82.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 8:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I think what Claire is trying to say is that Dems need to be able to compete in states like IN and MO.

    Sanders would say he can compete in those states. He does say that.

  83. 83.

    Randy P

    January 25, 2016 at 8:19 am

    @amk:

    While Breitbart, a blog financed in large part by Cruz’s biggest donor, had served as something of a home for both Trump and Cruz, the site has begun to validate Trump’s questioning of Cruz’s U.S. citizenship, for instance.

    Hee, hee. Birtherism is, of course, idiotic and insane. But so are the GOP base and Breitbart. Wonderful.

  84. 84.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 8:23 am

    @Baud:

    For me, Claire’s constant repetition of this talking point brings back memories of a particular kind of 90’s era Democrat who were always chasing after Reagan Democrats. There are no Reagan Democrats. They’ve been Republicans for decades.

  85. 85.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 8:23 am

    @Punchy

    Typical of the reviews:

    Chase’s Tuesday night opening crackled across the airwaves like a desperate 911 call for help. There’s bad, and there’s BAD ! It was apparent that he knew nothing was working (there was Dan Quayle-like terror in those eyes) and that his guests, Goldie Hawn and Whoopi Goldberg, knew nothing was working, yet their parachutes got tangled and they took the dive together.

    Rarely has there been a more ghastly moment in television than Hawn serenading Chase (“Look at this fabulous face . . .”) with the camera on them like the third body in a menage a trois.
    [snip]
    No matter the guest, though, Chase hasn’t even rudimentary skills as an interviewer. Seemingly underprepared by his staff, he doesn’t know the right questions to ask or when to ask them. Source

    What struck this viewer the most was his very noticeably physically trembling in abject fear, almost non-stop, for the entire program.

  86. 86.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:24 am

    @Kay:

    Everyone is chasing the missing white voter. All (non-virtual) candidates on both sides.

  87. 87.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 8:31 am

    @Kay: Sanders needs to get out more. ;-) I like Bernie, I really do, but it is statements like that push me away.

  88. 88.

    MomSense

    January 25, 2016 at 8:33 am

    @pacem appellant:

    Noah is no Stewart…

    Thank dog for that. I’ve started watching again. The youngs in my house prefer Noah as well.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 8:33 am

    @PurpleGirl

    Mom (coming up fast on 88, living on North Shore of L.I.) told me that she had no intention of driving but was planning to walk into town and beyond on Monday for a French class.

    After confirming she had a more than ample supply of food and things like toilet paper in her co-op apartment, extracted a promise that she would not attempt to set so much as a toe outside until Tuesday at the earliest. Her Italian class on Tuesday is cancelled so she can’t go very far, at least.

    Her NYT was not delivered on Sunday; if delivery resumes on Monday, that’s a sign that things are clearing up.

  90. 90.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 8:34 am

    @Kay: yup, their latest scare ghost is a washed-out mayor billionaire.

  91. 91.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:35 am

    @MomSense:

    Yeah, I gave up on the Daily Show several years ago. Glad to hear that Noah has a following. A show like that is important given the state of our media.

  92. 92.

    Punchy

    January 25, 2016 at 8:36 am

    We got arselves a game-changah! Dick Perry just endorsed Theodore Cruz. Although the headline “Perry’s on Cruz” probably got some of The Dumz to believe that Katy’s in the sack with Tom.

  93. 93.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:37 am

    @Punchy:

    Who’s Dick Perry?

  94. 94.

    magurakurin

    January 25, 2016 at 8:39 am

    @amk: You think that the Democrats asked Bloomberg to announce he will run if it is Trump and Sanders? Wow, the conspiracy really runs deep if that is true.

    Sanders.isn’t.going.to.win.

    He just isn’t. He probably isn’t even going to win Iowa.

  95. 95.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:40 am

    @magurakurin:

    Read John’s post from last night. Some random guy on Twitter is now the Clinton campaign.

  96. 96.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 8:40 am

    @magurakurin: no, he is the ghost that had many here doing omg’s.

  97. 97.

    Raven

    January 25, 2016 at 8:42 am

    It’s the usual chaos at Lil Bit’s eye vet. The vet is a top notch veterinary opthamoligist but her office is wild. People come from all over the Southeast to see her so we just live with it.

  98. 98.

    satby

    January 25, 2016 at 8:44 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Snyder almost makes me think there’s justification for the death penalty. What an evil fucker.

  99. 99.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:44 am

    @Raven: My dog has cataracts, but not bad enough to need surgery yet. The process sounds stressful so I hope it never comes to that.

  100. 100.

    Germy

    January 25, 2016 at 8:50 am

    How Washington coped with a deadly blizzard in 1922

    The storm dumped 28 inches of snow on the nation’s capital, leading to a theater collapse that killed 98 people.

  101. 101.

    Baud

    January 25, 2016 at 8:54 am

    @Germy: That’s one way to cope, I guess.

  102. 102.

    ThresherK

    January 25, 2016 at 8:54 am

    @NotMax: Greg Gutfeld?

    I mean, he was never even funny as Dennis Miller. (And that was before Miller said the most unfunny thing one can say for topical humor, “I”m giving George W. Bush a pass”, circa 2003.)

    But the right fluffs him like Charles Foster Kane’s newspapers promoted Susan Alexander’s opera career.

  103. 103.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 25, 2016 at 8:56 am

    @Patricia Kayden: They’re not just waving guns:

    Militia members have spent the last week or so delivering non-contaminated water door-to-door with the American Red Cross, and McKellar said that about 50 more militia members would have come to the rally except that he instructed them to help distribute bottled water instead.

    Also, the “official story” isn’t getting any traction with them:

    McKellar, a militia liaison who helped organize the rally, told the crowd that “What happened here is a crime.”

    But, he added: “The only color that was involved is green.”

  104. 104.

    Keith G

    January 25, 2016 at 8:56 am

    @Germy: Another bit of evidence on how deadly it can be to be a theater patron in DC.

  105. 105.

    Randy P

    January 25, 2016 at 8:56 am

    @NotMax: I love that your mom is taking French *and* Italian at 88. Gives me hope for the long list of languages I want to learn/improve after 60. Few things make me bristle like claims that you can’t learn languages after your 20s, or learn anything at all after your 50s.

  106. 106.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 25, 2016 at 9:01 am

    @Patricia Kayden: Dammit, I still can’t edit.

    “We’ll take up arms if necessary” is one of the strongest expressions of support the militia culture has.

    I’m all for them coming out to rally against the poisoning.

  107. 107.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 9:02 am

    @Kay: Not an exact analogy. She worked for Obama. She voted for Obamacare. She should have been toast in 2012. Obama lost MO badly in that election. She won it anyway.

  108. 108.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 9:02 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism:

    He added: “If it means having to take up arms in defense . . . we will do that as well.”

    But I bet a lot of these jackholes can’t be bothered to vote.

  109. 109.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 25, 2016 at 9:07 am

    @Steeplejack: I think there’s a good chance they pulled the R lever.

  110. 110.

    Raven

    January 25, 2016 at 9:08 am

    @Baud: that was years ago for us. She also had no tear ducts so she gets 5 meds (2 added today so 7) twice a a day. Her vision is fading but we’re doing all we can.

  111. 111.

    japa21

    January 25, 2016 at 9:09 am

    As to what is on the agenda for the week? As usual, work.

    I am looking forward to 3 months and a week from now when I will be able to answer that question with “Nothing.”

  112. 112.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 9:14 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I like McCaskill despite her sometimes maddening centrism.

  113. 113.

    Punchy

    January 25, 2016 at 9:21 am

    I think what Claire is trying to say is that Dems need to be able to compete in states like IN and MO

    They can, as long as libs can live with the “Democrate-lite” version of the Dem they’d get. Missouri has gotten really red in local politics, as the state is packed with racists and havin a blah in the WH has massively exacerbated things. The only way a (non-incumbent) Dem could win in MO against a competent Repub is….actually, I have no idea. Dont think it’s possible.

  114. 114.

    Elizabelle

    January 25, 2016 at 9:22 am

    Good morning, all. Pretty sunny and white here in NoVA.

    NYTimes had a major story this weekend on Flint’s water. A lot of blame to go around, but people should be put on trial for this. Follow the horrible decisions all the way up the trail, and name names.

    When the Water Turned Brown

    And here’s an excellent NYTimes reader comment by “Kathleen” of Colfax, CA:

    ““We made a mistake,” Mr. Wyant, then the state’s environmental quality director, said in October. Corrosion controls, he said, “should have been required from the beginning.””

    This is the central issue in Flint’s poisoning, but we still do not know: WHO made the criminal decision to abandon water quality standards and to not treat for corrosion control? What are their qualifications, and what will their penalties be for committing this criminal act?

    Who else knew of the water not being properly treated? Front-line water quality technicians? Their supervisors? Were daily test results properly logged, and if so, were they fabricated, or were they reported correctly and then ignored? What accounts for the silence of the technicians who saw daily water-testing results? Were they threatened with job loss or other punishment if they spoke out about the water not meeting standards?

    One of the values of public employee unions is that union employees are protected from punishment if they blow the whistle in such cases. Most public employees understand that they work for and are responsible to the public, but if they are made to fear for their jobs, they may feel unable to shoulder that responsibility to properly serve the public interest.

    More needs to be examined in relation to the institutional culture involved in this travesty: there are probably many employees who could have blown the whistle on this mess before people were hurt, but they did not. The question is: Why not?

  115. 115.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 9:24 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I don’t like how she’s including everything Sanders says under “socialism”. I know she has limited time to say something but as I said for me it harkens back to the days were Democrats ran from everything that was even slightly non-conventional and they always used their perception of the electorate to do so.

    It’s limiting, especially if your objective is to run a Democrat in every race in places like Missouri and Indiana. Limiting that possibility to “only those Democrats at or to the Right of the Democrat who ran last time” is too careful. Losing states like Missouri and Indiana shouldn’t inspire caution, because there’s less to lose. It was an uphill climb anyway. Take a risk.

  116. 116.

    PurpleGirl

    January 25, 2016 at 9:29 am

    @Randy P:

    or learn anything at all after your 50s.

    Letty Cottin Pogrebin (a 60s feminist writer and magazine editor) wrote a book about aging and staying young (Getting Over Getting Older) in which she proposed that as you age you need to keep to learning new things to keep a young attitude and keep your mind agile. While she was writing from a feminist POV, I think the idea applies to any one.

  117. 117.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 9:29 am

    @Betty Cracker: She drives me nuts with that stuff too, but what ever else you say, she knows how to fight.

  118. 118.

    Botsplainer

    January 25, 2016 at 9:36 am

    The heroic bootstrapping welfare ranchers are taking a hit to reputation as knowledge percolates.

    *chortle*

    Public Lands Hunt Club

    I guess the notion is no bag limit, size limit, sex limit or tags for grazers from ranchers who aren’t paying their allotment fees. Just lots of tasty, tasty beef for the freezer.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 9:38 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    “There was brief evaluation of whether the city would be better off to simply use the Flint River as its primary source of water over the long term,” Ambrose said. “That was determined not to be feasible.”

    It worries me as a smoking gun because Snyder can say the crucial distinction is “over the long term”. They had a project in the works to tap Lake Huron. The Flint River source was temporary.

    I’m …interested in the privatization angle that same source is following, though. I hope they pursue that. Not who sought to save money for the good people of Flint, but who stood to make money.

    Essential services privatization is a big deal internationally. Places like Germany are “remunicipalizing” essential public services they privatized. There it’s electricity but water? They could privatize that.

    I wish Marcy Kaptur would weigh in. She’s the expert on devious conservative schemes for the Great Lakes :)

  120. 120.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 9:39 am

    @Punchy: Dems regularly win statewide elections despite everything you say being mostly true.

    @Kay:

    I don’t like how she’s including everything Sanders says under “socialism”….It’s limiting, especially if your objective is to run a Democrat in every race in places like Missouri and Indiana.

    Can’t agree more. It is that kind of tarring that has me pretty well tuned out at this point.

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    NotMax

    January 25, 2016 at 9:40 am

    @Randy P

    Well, she’s fluent in eight languages (including the two mentioned).

    Taking classes to keep from getting rusty and as an opportunity to go out and socialize.

    Once I pointed out the parallels of learning to use a computer to learning a new language, her fear of tech diminished markedly.

  122. 122.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 9:44 am

    How badly has winter storm [bullshit marketing name redacted] affected your area?

    Now the aftermath. When I got up Sunday morning here in NoVa the snow had stopped, the wind had stopped, and we even had a bit of bright sunshine. So that was nice. It’s sunny again today, temp currently 21°.

    I have been a little surprised at how long the aftermath apparently is going to take. Area schools and most government offices are closed today—no surprise there—but some already have announced that they’ll still be closed tomorrow. And Virginia DOT is vociferously telling people to stay off the roads so they can continue plowing and clearing snow.

    Except for a narrow plowed lane down the middle of the street, Threadkill Lane is still snowed in. There’s one car down the street that is parked a little askew, like the driver tried to get out and then decided, Screw it, I give up. I have seen a truck or SUV go by occasionally. I haven’t been out of the apartment since Thursday night, but I might put on the YakTrax later and take a tour of the neighborhood.

    It’s supposed to rain a lot this week, which could help melt the snow but could contribute to black ice, depending on the temperature fluctuations.

  123. 123.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 9:44 am

    @Kay: I noticed that too, but I think as weasel words go, that one is pretty weak. Especially when soon after the switch all kinds of problems started turning up. Had to be more than a few “I told you so”s

  124. 124.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 9:58 am

    @Steeplejack:

    ETA: Flipped on the TV news, and apparently I’ve got it better than a lot of people. Many complaining that their local streets have not seen a snow plow at all; state of emergency still in effect in some areas. Metro trains are running a very limited schedule, and Metro buses aren’t even starting until noon—and will quit at 5:00 p.m. And it’s “lifeline service” on only 22 routes (a tiny minority).

    The woman who is house- and dog-sitting at Sighthound Hall (in Arlington) while my bastard brother is on vacation in sunny Brazil tried to go to work this morning and had to turn back.

    My whole (short) street is a condominium complex, so the association probably paid for the plowing we got. Groundskeeping crew also did a great job of clearing the sidewalks.

    TV weather person just said that this blizzard is the second worst ever in the D.C. area. Missed the record by a tenth of an inch.

  125. 125.

    D58826

    January 25, 2016 at 10:01 am

    What passes for adult decision making in Texas (and probably to many other states

    Anthony Ruelas watched for what seemed like an eternity as his classmate wheezed and gagged in a desperate struggle to breathe.

    The girl told classmates that she was having an asthma attack, but her teacher refused to let anyone leave the classroom, according to NBC affiliate KCEN. Instead, the teacher emailed the school nurse and waited for a reply, telling students to stay calm and remain in their seats.

    When the student having the asthma attack fell out of her chair several minutes later, Ruelas decided he couldn’t take it anymore and took action.

    “We ain’t got time to wait for no email from the nurse,” a teacher’s report quotes him as saying, according to Fox News Latino.

    And with that, the 15-year-old Gateway Middle School student carried his stricken classmate to the nurse’s office, violating his teacher’s orders.

    The teenager later texted Ruelas to let him know she was fine, according to KWTX, but that didn’t stop school officials at the alternative school in the Killeen Independent School District from punishing him. Ruelas was written up by his teacher and eventually suspended for two days, according to KCEN.

    better a dead student than have a teachers word disobeyed. It does seem odd that with asthma being a relatively common ailment that the teacher wasn’t better prepared to deal with the situation and had to sit by and do nothing waiting for the nurse to respond. Once the girl fell out of the chair it was no longer a run of the mill asthma attack. The school district can’t respond publicly due to student confidentiality even though the incident has hit the intertubes. But confidentiality provides a good excuse to not respond to the obviously stupid response of the teacher

  126. 126.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 10:02 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Oops, that “second worst ever” was for New York City, not D.C. My bad.

  127. 127.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 10:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    On the whole, the various advocates have done a wonderful job. I listen to Michigan radio in my work travels and I have learned so much about Flint water.

    We rented an old house when our two oldest children were small. I still remember the fear I felt when their doctor asked me some polite and seemingly casual questions about my recent move to what had been a long-vacant house and then said ” they’re both doing great but I want to test them for lead”. They didn’t have elevated levels but it’s terrifying.

  128. 128.

    MomSense

    January 25, 2016 at 10:07 am

    @D58826:

    The teacher/school district cannot be serious. I had students with all manner of serious health issues. We had trainings with the school nurse–and we held trainings in each class so the students would know what to expect and how to respond (usually to stay calm and move away to give the student privacy). Send an email during an asthma attack and wait for a reply????? Unbefuckinglievable.

  129. 129.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 10:08 am

    @Steeplejack: The NWS snow gauge in DC got buried. They still stand behind their 17.8″ figure but….

  130. 130.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 25, 2016 at 10:12 am

    @Kay: I have never been prouder to be a card carrying member of the ACLU. They need to put more reporters on staff.

  131. 131.

    Iowa Old Lady

    January 25, 2016 at 10:21 am

    @Kay: At the end of The Big Short, there was a notice saying the guy who predicted the mortgage collapse is now investing in water. Privatizing public supplies of it sounds ominous.

  132. 132.

    Marc McKenzie

    January 25, 2016 at 10:23 am

    Close to thirty inches of snow thanks to Jonas–but the roads were cleared very quickly. The sidewalks will take a while, though….

    But at least it inspired me to crank out a quick drawing: http://redshoulder.tumblr.com/image/138019896674

  133. 133.

    Bill

    January 25, 2016 at 10:25 am

    Are we talking about Hizzonner’s potential run anywhere?

    Seems like it would be Nader 2.0. I’m wondering if he’s actually serious about this, or if he’s just trying to help Clinton.

  134. 134.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 10:28 am

    @MomSense: I also like Trevor Noah so far. I suspect the main reason he hasn’t retained Stewart’s audience is, sadly, the obvious one.

  135. 135.

    D58826

    January 25, 2016 at 10:30 am

    @MomSense: yep. I don’t expect teachers to be EMT’s but at least to have enough training to know when to take action. If the policy is to wait on the nurse then there has to be a way that the nurse can be pinged instantly, like a pager, rather than wait on e-mail that the nurse might not see immediately. Not sure if the fact that it was a disciplinary middle school had anything to do with it. These are ‘throwaway’ kids anyway.

  136. 136.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 10:34 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Government doesn’t work! Privatize! Privatize!

  137. 137.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 10:50 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Another explanation is that Noah hasn’t really carried on Stewart’s anti-Fox jihad. Slate has a piece up on why Noah is failing to resonate. Here’s an excerpt:

    In the runup to Noah’s stewardship, The Daily Show announced that it would be moving away from its staple under Stewart: media criticism and, in particular, the relentless skewering of Stewart’s bête noir and raison d’etre, Fox News. This made sense. Stewart, with an assist from Stephen Colbert, had spent more than a decade slicing and dicing the cable news industry. His eviscerations were still widely popular with The Daily Show audience and the morning-after viral-video crowd, but they were old news, thanks in large part to Stewart’s own work. Now, instead of covering the coverage of the news, Noah covers the news itself, but this straightforward approach places The Daily Show in a crowded field full of people who are more experienced and engaged than Noah, including Colbert, John Oliver, Larry Wilmore, and soon enough, Samantha Bee.

    I’ve never been a faithful watcher of TDS under either hosts’ tenure, and in the clips I’ve seen of Noah’s show, he is better than I thought he’d be (his Twitter controversy lowered my expectations before he took over the show). But my favorite bits from the Stewart era were when he pantsed Fox News. If Noah has moved away from that, I can see why he’d lose viewers who also considered that the heart of the show.

  138. 138.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 10:54 am

    @Kay: I’ve been seeing people fretting again about Sanders being the second coming of McGovern in 1972. The thing is, you don’t get 1972 unless your Ed Muskie has a glass jaw, which implies that he probably couldn’t have carried the general election either. Muskie got successfully ratfucked by Nixon’s people; if not the primary they’d have done it in the general. It’s hard to blame McGovern for that.

    I have some trouble worrying too much about Sanders somehow getting Trump elected because I think the range of parameter space in which

    1. Bernie Sanders would get clobbered in the general election,
    2. Hillary Clinton wouldn’t get clobbered in the general election, but
    3. Sanders can nevertheless somehow beat Clinton in the primary,

    is narrow to nonexistent. You can imagine that scenario if you imagine that the Democratic electorate is dominated by its crunchy granola super-liberal wing, but it’s not.

  139. 139.

    Shana

    January 25, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Here in Oakton, VA (Fairfax County) our neighborhood hasn’t been plowed yet. According to the VDOT map I have pulled up, it looks like they’re still working on major roads in this area and haven’t begun on side streets yet. I predict Wednesday at the earliest for our street.

    We used to have a neighbor with a bobcat that had a plow attachment. He lived beyond a rise in the street as visible from the main street that leads to our neighborhood. He would routinely plow his driveway and the street out to the main road. Of course when the VDOT plows would drive down the main road they’d look at our street as see (as far as they could tell) that it had been plowed and pass on by. It would take multiple calls to VDOT from numerous neighbors before anyone would come back and actually plow us out.

    I tried for years to get VDOT to code it into their system that this was happening and they NEEDED to drive down the street to make sure it was actually plowed. Never worked. Then, one day at a local Dem event I ran in to our district supervisor. I explained the situation and my frustration about getting the problem fixed. Haven’t had the same problem since.

    Meanwhile our snowblower (electric) died yesterday so we’re stuck with just shovels trying to get the last part of the driveway cleared. As we have over 2 feet, it will be a chore.

  140. 140.

    MomSense

    January 25, 2016 at 11:00 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Probably is the reason. Ugh. I think he is funnier than Stewart and he definitely focuses on the insanity of the Republicans. The other thing I appreciate is that they definitely address the non-stop racism and dog-whistling without trying to explain it away.

  141. 141.

    MomSense

    January 25, 2016 at 11:03 am

    @D58826:

    Teachers should know what to do until the nurse gets there at the very least. Teachers absolutely need to be able to alert the nurse if there is an emergency.

    I’m also not understanding why an asthmatic student can’t carry her own rescue inhaler.

  142. 142.

    Anya

    January 25, 2016 at 11:10 am

    @Schlemazel: I think the format is the same but TN is edgier and does more stuff around race and racism. I enjoy TN the same way I enjoyed JS. Some nights they rock and other nights they’re meh.

  143. 143.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 11:16 am

    @MomSense: It wouldn’t even need to be overt and conscious racism on the white audience’s part; it seems to me that the show under Noah has more black guests on and does more sketches directly concerned with race, and at some point some fraction of white viewers are going to think “oh, this show is for somebody else now, not for me.” When in fact they’d probably learn something if they kept watching.

  144. 144.

    Steeplejack

    January 25, 2016 at 11:22 am

    @Shana:

    A little while ago I watched a WUSA reporter driving around with a dash-cam. He clearly showed and talked about the problem. On a lot of the main roads—he was driving on a four-lane road in Bethesda with a median divider—the curb lanes are half full of piled-up snow, and it varies, going from almost two full lanes open to barely one lane open (with the occasional pedestrian walking on the street because the sidewalk is still snowed in). And once you turn off the main road you’re likely to run into streets that haven’t been plowed at all yet.

  145. 145.

    JCJ

    January 25, 2016 at 11:24 am

    @Schlemazel:

    I am beginning to wonder if the poorer med students tumble to urology instead of proctology.

    Actually urology is a difficult specialty to get into – quite competitive. The problem is that in medicine being an asshole is often considered a positive.

  146. 146.

    Rob in CT

    January 25, 2016 at 11:40 am

    Politico transcript of Obama podcase:

    A lot of good stuff in there (including some self criticism that matches up with a lot of people’s frustrations w/him).

  147. 147.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 11:51 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I’ve been seeing people fretting again about Sanders being the second coming of McGovern in 1972.

    That has been going on for years, though. Democrats used that threat for 20 years. “Centrism” is supposed to get you somewhere. It’s supposed to produce something- supermajorities, big legislation, governors and statehouses in 30 out of 50 states. It isn’t a goal unto itself, unless it is, and then they should say that.

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    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 11:53 am

    @Betty Cracker:
    All those years of mocking pox news did jacksquat in diminishing them and their power to distort politics.

  149. 149.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    @amk: Fox News still has a hold on its dwindling viewer base, but I think Stewart did open a lot of younger voters’ eyes to its bias.

  150. 150.

    catclub

    January 25, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    the second coming of McGovern in 1972.

    My understanding is that in 1972 there was a tremendous split in the Democratic Party. The Unions revolted against McGovern.. Today, the unions have a good deal less power. and 2) If Sanders wins in the primaries, the Democratic party will still be much more united than it was in 1972. Whether it will be sufficiently united — I don’t know.

  151. 151.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker: and to what effect? did they get involved in politics? or did they turn out for elections? we all laughed and they got all the political points.

  152. 152.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 12:16 pm

    @catclub: Also, in 1972 the electorate was super-white by today’s standards. Today’s Republican Party would be winning Nixon/Reagan-sized landslides over today’s Democrats in every single election with those demographics. It would call for completely different strategies.

    Now, I’m not actually sure Bernie Sanders gets the implications of that either. But that’s also why I don’t think he’ll win the nomination.

  153. 153.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 25, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    I can 100% guarantee that if the Republican nominee wins, the fans of whichever of Clinton or Sanders didn’t get nominated will construct a plausible-sounding argument that their candidate would have done far better. I can even imagine more or less what the arguments will be.

  154. 154.

    Brachiator

    January 25, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I can 100% guarantee that if the Republican nominee wins, the fans of whichever of Clinton or Sanders didn’t get nominated will construct a plausible-sounding argument that their candidate would have done far better.

    Way back in 2008,there were people who were sure that Clinton would have been a better candidate than Obama until the actual election rendered the speculation moot.

  155. 155.

    Elizabelle

    January 25, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    @Shana: Hey Shana. Good to hear from you.

    They plowed our street last night about 10:30 p; have not seen any of the neighbors use it yet, although hear tell of one neighbor with a Jeep who got out.

  156. 156.

    Kay

    January 25, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Obama says it best, I think, about how long this divide has been going on:

    “In comparing Clinton with her main rival in the Democratic presidential primary, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Obama told Politico that “they’re both passionate about giving everybody a shot.”
    He said that Sanders’ message “has an appeal.”
    “There’s no doubt that Bernie has tapped into a running thread in Democratic politics that says, ‘Why are we still constrained by the terms of the debate that were set by Ronald Reagan?'” Obama said.”

    The President doesn’t dismiss it. He’s treating it like a legit disagreement.

  157. 157.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    @amk: You’re right — Democrats never win elections because the Daily Show’s target demographic doesn’t turn up at the polls. That’s why Fox News dominates the media landscape, President McCain is wrapping up his second term and we’re all dreading the upcoming Palin administration.

  158. 158.

    D58826

    January 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    All other things aside in the differences between Sanders and Clinton, if the GOP slander machine could take a genuine war hero like Kerry and swift boat him into being a coward and traitor what will they do with the self identified socialist Sanders. By election day most of the country will be convinced that Sanders was the ghost writer behind Marx’s Das Captal. That doesn’t mean that they won’t slander Hillary as well but socialism generates a special fear in Americans. The GOP has tried to brand Obama as a socialist but outside the Faux news crowd it hasn’t really stuck because it doesn’t fit what Obama is doing. Bernie is running as one. He hands the GOP the room full of dynamite to blow himself up with. It doesn’t matter that Sanders vision of socialism is more like Norway than the USSR, or even post war Britain, most people will not get past the word.

  159. 159.

    amk

    January 25, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    @Betty Cracker: may be you should google how many youth, who you claimed to be educated by js, turned out 2010, 12 and 14. And right now, you are all dreading a palin endorsed president. Everything is not Obama centric.

  160. 160.

    Betty Cracker

    January 25, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    @amk: Young voter turnout in non-presidential years is a serious problem, and I’ve never said otherwise. You seemed to be claiming that Stewart’s show had zero influence. I think you’re wrong, but that doesn’t mean I believe The Daily Show was the vanguard of a glorious Democratic future. My opinion is that there was some utility in exposing Fox News’ lies before millions of younger viewers. YMMV.

  161. 161.

    Karen

    January 25, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    How badly has winter storm Jonas affected your area?

    I’m in Silver Spring and we had about 20 inches by the time the storm ended. Didn’t lose power or internet so except for my Direct TV (because show probably fell on the satellite dish) and the pain in the ass of being trapped it barely affected me.

  162. 162.

    Tom

    January 26, 2016 at 9:33 am

    @amk: Agreed. Stewart got too tired and bitter towards the end. I like Trevor’s fresh take. He’s charming, funny and he brings a refreshing outsider view of American politics and news.

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