Well, this is kinda embarrassing:
It’s the uni worn by rangers at the lovely Chimney Rock Park in North Carolina, where I did some hiking last fall. The namesake rock formation really does look like a giant dick as depicted on the uniform rather than a chimney. I guess “Chimney Rock” was the Chamber of Commerce consensus.
What’s the most embarrassing uniform you’ve ever had to wear? For me, it was a Pizza Hut waitress uniform circa 1987-ish. It consisted of a dark brown polyester smock-like top with patch pockets and elastic-waist pants along with a matching brown visor.
The polyester had a unique odor-trapping quality. Not only did it reek of sweat, marijuana, ennui, minimum wage and crappy Pizza Hut food, it managed to also attract and retain scents it wasn’t even exposed to, most notably fried food, which Pizza Hut didn’t offer. Maybe the uniform was made of recycled food service polyester.