Oh my dog, looka this precious baybeeeeee!!!!
When I was a kid, there was a nearby roadside attraction that had a hippo, among other animals on display. I remember seeing a zookeeper deposit a bushel or so of lettuce into its mouth. I also saw the hippo turn its south end toward the crowd, start swinging its tail rapidly back and forth and spray poop everywhere. Pretty sure it was on purpose. Smart critters, hippos.