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Is This Thing On?

by Betty Cracker|  March 7, 20169:01 am| 160 Comments

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Looks like we’re experiencing some technical difficulties. Or maybe it’s all a dream. Open thread?

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  1. 1.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 9:02 am

    More like a nightmare. ?

  2. 2.

    Betty Cracker

    March 7, 2016 at 9:02 am

    Is this part working?

  3. 3.

    Xboxershorts

    March 7, 2016 at 9:03 am

    A dream within a dream

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 9:05 am

    I noticed it all the way over here. My first thought was, “Alain’s been at work again.”

  5. 5.

    mistermix

    March 7, 2016 at 9:05 am

    It was an outage of some sort at our hosting provider. Haven’t heard anything from them.

  6. 6.

    MattF

    March 7, 2016 at 9:08 am

    The bits, feeling abused by the Republican debates, went on strike. “We’re bits, but we’re not nasty like those bits.”

  7. 7.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 7, 2016 at 9:09 am

    The giants are stomping their feet over here in LA(aka thunder).

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 7, 2016 at 9:10 am

    I never realize how addicted I am to Balloon Juice until I can’t get it.

  9. 9.

    delosgatos

    March 7, 2016 at 9:10 am

    A nightmare within a nightmare… which is itself a nightmare!

    Name that movie. :)

  10. 10.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 7, 2016 at 9:12 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: That’s how you can tell you’re addicted.

  11. 11.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 7, 2016 at 9:18 am

    Yes this thing is back up and running. YAY! Our long national nightmare is over.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 9:18 am

    @Amir Khalid: Nope. I wrote to Alain a few minutes ago when I heard from satby that BJ was down. He hadn’t worked on anything since Saturday, so you can’t blame him.

    Sounds like it was a problem with the web hosting side of things. Thanks for contacting them, mistermix!

    P.S. Seems like maybe Cole or someone here might want to consider running something that notifies you if the server is down.

  13. 13.

    Ruviana

    March 7, 2016 at 9:57 am

    LOL, I thought what Amir thought and even read John’s tweets. All I found out was that he hated us all and was going to bed.

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 9:58 am

    @WaterGirl:
    My second thought, right after the first, was, “That’s unfair.” No, I don’t blame every Balloon Juice access glitch on him — at least, not in my rational moments. I know they’ve been happening since well before he came along.

  15. 15.

    FlyingToaster

    March 7, 2016 at 9:58 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Seems like maybe Cole or someone here might want to consider running something that notifies you if the server is down.

    But try not to make it look like a DDOS attack, so you don’t freak out your hosting service.

    [saw it happen twice; NEVER want to see it again]

  16. 16.

    Wag

    March 7, 2016 at 9:58 am

    The Atlantic has an excellent defense of government participation in our society.

  17. 17.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 7, 2016 at 9:58 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: This. Glad we’re back up. Now I may continue with my day. Mornin’ all.

  18. 18.

    Mustang Bobby

    March 7, 2016 at 9:59 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Seems like maybe Cole or someone here might want to consider running something that notifies you if the server is down.

    That reminds me of the time I was working at a small-town radio station in northern Michigan. A thunderstorm came through and took out the power. The DJ bolted out of the studio and said, “Hey, the power’s out on the board!” Without missing a beat the general manager hollered, “Well, get back in there and tell the listeners we’re off the air!” The DJ got about halfway to the studio before his light came on…

  19. 19.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 10:00 am

    Yes, and I’m an addict too! It’s how I start my morning, but I was too busy to get on early and then waited about 30 minutes before I pinged Watergirl to ask her if she had the same problem with the site. Catching up on the overnight threads is what I do as I have my morning coffee. B-J is my morning news.
    Thanks Watergirl for contacting Alain, and thanks mistermix for getting the hosting company on the case!

  20. 20.

    Elizabelle

    March 7, 2016 at 10:00 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: I know! I considered Facebooking you to commiserate!

    Happy Monday morning, all.

  21. 21.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    March 7, 2016 at 10:01 am

    I thought work finally blocked the site. Phew.

  22. 22.

    danielx

    March 7, 2016 at 10:02 am

    @Ruviana:

    All I found out was that he hated us all and was going to bed.

    So pretty much the same as usual, then.

  23. 23.

    JCJ

    March 7, 2016 at 10:03 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I know! No balloon-juice when I first check my phone in the morning! I didn’t know if I would be able to make it through the day.

  24. 24.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 10:03 am

    Finally working! We should make an offering to blog deity Tunch to prevent further outages. I suggest catnip mouse and mustard.

  25. 25.

    Waldo

    March 7, 2016 at 10:04 am

    @WaterGirl:

    P.S. Seems like maybe Cole or someone here might want to consider running something that notifies you if the server is down.

    I suggest a line that says, “We are experiencing technical difficulties,” under the classic Hindenburg image.

  26. 26.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    March 7, 2016 at 10:05 am

    Balloon Juice down?

    Thanks Obama!

  27. 27.

    Elizabelle

    March 7, 2016 at 10:06 am

    @Waldo:

    All your base are belong to … hackers! Suckers.

    alternatively:

    Blog down; email John Cole immediately. Repeatedly. Text if possible.

  28. 28.

    C.V. Danes

    March 7, 2016 at 10:07 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Right!

  29. 29.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 10:08 am

    @Waldo: That would be perfect!

  30. 30.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 10:09 am

    @Elizabelle:

    Blog down; email John Cole immediately. Repeatedly. Text if possible.

    In all CAPS!

  31. 31.

    geg6

    March 7, 2016 at 10:09 am

    Ruined my morning, dammit. I am not a good early riser, so I actually get up about 45 minutes earlier than I really need to in order to wake up fully before getting ready for the work day. Part of that ritual is sitting by myself with a cup of coffee and catching up on BJ, just after feeding and watering the pups and just before getting in the shower. I was very upset by the disruption to my sacred morning ritual!

  32. 32.

    Punchy

    March 7, 2016 at 10:09 am

    A BJ issue is great news for Hillary Clinton.

  33. 33.

    Betty Cracker

    March 7, 2016 at 10:10 am

    @Ruviana: I think he was saying he hates the people on Twitter, and one needn’t be a misanthrope for that.

    RE: the outage — I think it was pretty widespread. BJ wasn’t the only blog that was knocked out.

  34. 34.

    Ruviana

    March 7, 2016 at 10:10 am

    @danielx: Yep, that much was a relief!

  35. 35.

    O. Felix Culpa

    March 7, 2016 at 10:11 am

    At first I thought my wretched internet connection was down, since BJ is the first site I go to in the morning. It’s my social/political/random other commentary crack. Thanks be to FSM that BJ is back up and running again, averting severe withdrawal pains.

  36. 36.

    Ruviana

    March 7, 2016 at 10:11 am

    @Elizabelle: Use all caps! He loves that!

    ETA: Beated by Satby!

  37. 37.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 10:12 am

    Now I have to read all but the Downton thread because I wn’t be able to watch it until later. And I think it was NotMax I have to thank/blame for getting me to try Grand Hotel, because that series is like crack. I normally watch a max of two hours of anything in a day, but Saturday watched 10, and 3 hours every other day I’ve put it on. I have to make myself turn it off or I’d sit there until I finished the whole 60 or so episodes!

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 10:12 am

    @Mustang Bobby: That was good for a chuckle.

    On a lovely spring day when I was in my twenties, I made plans with a friend to come over so we could wash our cars together in my driveway. She called back a few minutes later – “it’s such a nice day, I think I’m going to walk over”. I said okay and hung up the phone. We both figured it out a few minutes later, but she was already halfway here (on foot!) and there were no cell phones back then. We had a good laugh at ourselves, and she helped me wash my car.

  39. 39.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 10:13 am

    @geg6: I feel the same way!

  40. 40.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 7, 2016 at 10:17 am

    @Elizabelle:

    Hahaha! That’s hilarious, because I was going to do exactly the same to you!

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 10:17 am

    @Amir Khalid: I clicked “Post Commet” and then noticed that my comment sounded harsh and I should have said “we can’t blame him for this”. But that was the moment BJ went down again, so I couldn’t edit! Then the site was completely down and I figured my comment would have gotten lost in the ether. But no, it was here when I finally got back in.

    Anyway, I didn’t mean it as a criticism of you!

  42. 42.

    MomSense

    March 7, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Good morning, everyone!

  43. 43.

    HeartlandLiberal

    March 7, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Not a dream. I looked up the whois for the site on tucows.com, where it is registered. Was willing to call and report the issues. But the contact phone number for the site yields a not available bad number message.

  44. 44.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Whatever happened to Tommy? Have not seen him around in a while.

  45. 45.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 7, 2016 at 10:23 am

    Yay! I miss this place when it’s down. Who knew?

  46. 46.

    PaulW

    March 7, 2016 at 10:25 am

    rage against the dying of the light.

  47. 47.

    PurpleGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Good morning world. Yes, now we can all start the day. BJ is back. Anne Laurie are you still up?

    ETA: I figured something was wrong because all of the other tabs I keep open were there, except for BJ.

  48. 48.

    jeffreyw

    March 7, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Charles over at LGF mentioned a DDOS attack on Hosting Matters.

  49. 49.

    MomSense

    March 7, 2016 at 10:26 am

    @satby:

    I binged Grantchester and would have continued if there were more than one season available. I’ll have to try Grand Hotel.

  50. 50.

    CaseyL

    March 7, 2016 at 10:26 am

    When I can’t my morning BJ fix, even coffee doesn’t taste as it should.

  51. 51.

    Alain the site fixer

    March 7, 2016 at 10:27 am

    Nope, ’twasn’t me. It seems to still be having some problems, at least for me, so it may hiccup a bit more.

    On site news, I hope to open the test server for testers tomorrow. I need to get as many ducks in a row as possible so that they aren’t wasting their time as I’m planning on one test period, feedback, tweaks, then launch. All in all, it’s looking much better and comments should be awesome. Since i rebuilt the site files from scratch, I need to go through everything at least twice more to ensure something didn’t get dropped. Small details to me are not so small to many of you!

  52. 52.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 10:28 am

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Tommy says he has periods of intense work when he’s too busy to comment here. I guess this is one of those periods. He’ll be back.

  53. 53.

    Phylllis

    March 7, 2016 at 10:29 am

    @MomSense: 2nd season of Grantchester coming at the end of March.

  54. 54.

    O. Felix Culpa

    March 7, 2016 at 10:31 am

    @Amir Khalid: Thanks for that update. I too was wondering where Tommy was.

  55. 55.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 10:31 am

    @Amir Khalid: How is your paw?

  56. 56.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 10:31 am

    Doc Martin is returning for a new season. Next year, though.

  57. 57.

    Roger Moore

    March 7, 2016 at 10:31 am

    @Wag:

    The Atlantic has an excellent defense of government participation in our society.

    That’s great, but it’s pathetic that we need to defend government involvement in society. It’s obvious that the nihilist messaging machine is way ahead.

  58. 58.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 10:32 am

    https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-03/7/9/enhanced/webdr13/enhanced-buzz-wide-3322-1457359449-8.jpg?no-auto

    I feel like this kid.

  59. 59.

    MomSense

    March 7, 2016 at 10:39 am

    @Phylllis:

    Yes! I’m even in love with the dog. Well of course I’m in love with the dog.

  60. 60.

    bystander

    March 7, 2016 at 10:40 am

    This website is Alain’s Katrina! Even if he had nothing to do with the downage,

    I finally realized a good thing about Nancy Reagan: She makes me appreciate how great Michelle is. One devoted herself to pursuing her drug agenda and covering up for her damaged husband. Michelle has worked on positive things to make people better off.

  61. 61.

    PurpleGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 10:40 am

    @LAO: The parents should be charged with child abuse, both for the hair thing (including the coloring job) and giving the poor kid to Trump to kiss (horrors!!!?!#?!!!).

  62. 62.

    cleek

    March 7, 2016 at 10:42 am

    @mistermix:

    their support says it was a DOS attack,

    my little site’s hosted there, too.

  63. 63.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 10:42 am

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Still there, pinky still attached. The ortho clinic at U of Malaya Medical Centre gave me an urgent referral to the rheumatology clinic to see to my gout. Rheumatology clinic gave me an appointment for June — they’re booked solid till then. Sigh.

  64. 64.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 10:43 am

    @PurpleGirl: The abject horror on the kid’s face though .. . is priceless.

  65. 65.

    Cacti

    March 7, 2016 at 10:43 am

    “When you are white, you don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto, you don’t know what it’s like to be poor.”

    -Sen. Bernard Sanders
    March 6, 2016

  66. 66.

    SFAW

    March 7, 2016 at 10:46 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I never realize how addicted I am to Balloon Juice until I can’t get it.

    Maybe the site should be renamed “Balloon Jones”?

  67. 67.

    SFAW

    March 7, 2016 at 10:48 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Rheumatology clinic gave me an appointment for June — they’re booked solid till then. Sigh.

    Damn that Obamacare!

    On the plus side, they meant June, 2016, not 2017, right? Right?

  68. 68.

    Luthe

    March 7, 2016 at 10:49 am

    I’m currently baffled by Cole’s Twitter saying there is a new post up where none exists.

  69. 69.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2016 at 10:49 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    Cats were NOT happy about it, either. Keaton was stretched out under the couch but trying to act casual.

  70. 70.

    liberal

    March 7, 2016 at 10:51 am

    We’re going to stop Trump with mish-mash nonsense and term dropping like this? God save us.

  71. 71.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2016 at 10:53 am

    Also, for the morning/weekday crowd — $73 million for a thinly veiled allegory about race tells me this isn’t the Republicans’ year.

  72. 72.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 10:54 am

    @SFAW:
    Yes, June 2016. No, I don’t think you can actually blame Obamacare for this one. Although no doubt there are some who would like to try …

  73. 73.

    Mary G

    March 7, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Going back to the hospital for another IV and the rain and thunderstorm just opened up. I don’t even own a raincoat anymore so I guess it is a garbage bag or nothing.

  74. 74.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 10:56 am

    @PurpleGirl:

    The parents should be charged with child abuse, both for the hair thing (including the coloring job) and giving the poor kid to Trump to kiss

    Also, a service dog was forced to take the Trump loyalty oath:
    http://www.chaunceydevega.com/2016/03/trumpmania-on-super-saturday-service.html

  75. 75.

    Phylllis

    March 7, 2016 at 10:56 am

    @MomSense: I love the housekeeper. And the dog.

  76. 76.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 7, 2016 at 10:57 am

    @WaterGirl:

    I clicked “Post Commet” and then noticed that my comment sounded harsh and I should have said “we can’t blame him for this”.

    It’s an election year. Blaming people for stuff they have no control over is the only entertainment we get.

  77. 77.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Rep John Lewis Twitter Feed is pretty special today.

  78. 78.

    Miss Bianca

    March 7, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Well, I am waiting to hear back from commenter Jimbo about whether or not I am online to do a puppeh rescue. Guess he found a poor little three-legged pup yesterday. Betty, there was some mention that you knew someone here in CO who did “special needs” dog rescue? Or is this, too, a dream?

    @SFAW:

    “Balloon Jones” – yup. Wait till my gentleman caller finds out we may be headed to Manitou Springs to pick up a dog I found thru’ BJ! Thanks, Cole. Oh, and Obama. Cuz why not?

  79. 79.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 7, 2016 at 11:00 am

    Dental appointment this morning. Have to go back Thursday for a filling.
    THANKS OBAMA!!1!

  80. 80.

    SFAW

    March 7, 2016 at 11:01 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    No, I don’t think you can actually blame Obamacare for this one.

    Then you’re not trying hard enough. What are you, a damn commie?

    Here’s how it’s done:

    When B. Hussein Obama was studying Mooslimism at the madrassah in Kenya Indonesia Malaysia, he was also setting up a shadow government in Kuala Lumpur, which he now uses to do mumble mumble mumble.

  81. 81.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 11:02 am

    North Korea Threatens to Nuke Us Again
    In response to a new round of large-scale military drills between South Korea and the U.S., early this morning North Korea threatened to nuke both the United States and their neighbor to the south. Specifically they said they would launch a “pre-emptive nuclear strike of justice” and reduce all of America’s bases to “to seas in flames and ashes in a moment,” which is obviously terrible — but also sounds awesome. The drills between South Korea and the U.S. are the largest in the two countries’ histories. [USA Today]

  82. 82.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 7, 2016 at 11:05 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: I hear there’s a program for that.

  83. 83.

    Peale

    March 7, 2016 at 11:08 am

    @Germy: They must have the 3 biggest bombs in history. John Carter on Mars pales in comparison.

  84. 84.

    Mike J

    March 7, 2016 at 11:09 am

    @jeffreyw: HM status confirms:

    We are currently tracking a network issue that may cause servers/services to be inaccessible. This post will be updated as details are available.

    Update: Accessibility: indications point to a DOS attack. That is being worked. Further details as available.

  85. 85.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 11:09 am

    @Germy:
    North Korea — the Bundy Bunch of nations.

  86. 86.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 11:10 am

    @Amir Khalid: Or the Alabama of the world

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 11:10 am

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Oh yeah? Well then I blame you! For uhh, umm… for something! I’ll come back later once I figure out what it is.

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 11:14 am

    @satby

    Heh heh heh heh (twirls moustache). Wheels within wheels within wheels. If it grabs one, one is hooked and hooked bad. Not a binge watcher, so you’ll complete it faster than I.

    Another one you might get into is the Australian series Rake. Relentlessly acerbic; if it sinks its hooks in you’ll be checking N’flix updates each month for season three to show up, too.

    Also two thumbs up on the first season of the French series The Returned. Initial season was riveting, second season (unfortunately) succumbed to Twin Peaks syndrome and became a chore to get through.

  89. 89.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 7, 2016 at 11:14 am

    Balloon Juicers Pseudonymous

  90. 90.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 7, 2016 at 11:16 am

    @LAO: His account of the march across the bridge is just gripping. Thanks for telling us he’s doing it.

  91. 91.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2016 at 11:18 am

    @Mary G:

    If it’s any consolation, the thunder-and-lightning part seems to be passing through pretty quickly. There’s supposed to be more rain at lunchtime, though, so it may be worth picking up an umbrella at the hospital gift shop on your way out (assuming your IV is at the hospital proper and not at a clinic).

  92. 92.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 11:19 am

    @NotMax: We got hooked a few years ago on a British TV comedy called “The Old Guys” (Jane Asher is in it, remember her?)

    The scripts were unbelievably funny. One of the old guys is the henpecked husband from “Keeping Up Appearances”.

  93. 93.

    rikyrah

    March 7, 2016 at 11:20 am

    Glad to see you all back up.

    Good Morning, Everyone :)

  94. 94.

    rikyrah

    March 7, 2016 at 11:20 am

    Chicago and Suburban Cook County Folks…

    Early Voting Continues!!!

    But, now, there are EXTENDED HOURS.

    For the City of Chicago, go to this page and look for those sites highlighted in red. These sites will be open until 7 PM.

    7 PM!!!!

    Beginning today through Friday.

    Remember. all 51 sites will be open, but only those in red are extended hour sites.

    As for Suburban Cook County, check the list for those sites that are open until 7 pm.

    But, all 43 sites are open 9 am. – 5 pm, Monday through Friday.

    ALL sites, with the exception of the Suburban Courthouses, will be open this Saturday.

    And, there 14 Suburban Cook County Sites that will be open this Sunday.

    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

  95. 95.

    rikyrah

    March 7, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Did anyone else know that Trump had done polling?

    …………………

    Conrad Black: Don’t underestimate Donald. He will win
    Conrad Black | March 4, 2016 | Last Updated: Mar 5 11:23 AM ET

    It is with great regret that I take public issue with my colleague John Robson, a columnist and editorial writer for the National Post, in this case over his comments on Donald Trump in this newspaper on Monday. John completely missed the point of the Trump candidacy. Donald Trump polled extensively last year and confirmed his suspicion that between 30 and 40 per cent of American adults, cutting across all ethnic, geographic, and demographic lines, were angry, fearful and ashamed at the ineptitude of their federal government.

    Americans, Trump rightly concluded, could not abide a continuation in office of those in both parties who had given them decades of shabby and incompetent government: stagnant family incomes, the worst recession in 80 years, stupid wars that cost scores of thousands of casualties and trillions of dollars and generated a humanitarian disaster, serial foreign policy humiliations, and particularly the absence of a border to prevent the entry of unlimited numbers of unskilled migrants, and trade deals that seemed only to import unemployment with often defective goods. I was one of those who thought at the outset that Trump was giving it a shot, and that if it didn’t fly it would at least be a good brand-building exercise.

  96. 96.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 11:29 am

    @Iowa Old Lady: Happy to oblige. I appear to be stuck in a no work Monday.

  97. 97.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

    @Germy:
    Jane Asher, as in Paul McCartney’s girlfriend in the 1960s?

  98. 98.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 11:32 am

    @Amir Khalid: Yes. I didn’t recognize her until much later, when I happened to see her name in the credits.

  99. 99.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 11:36 am

    @NotMax:

    Another one you might get into is the Australian series Rake. Relentlessly acerbic; if it sinks its hooks in you’ll be checking N’flix updates each month for season three to show up, too.

    LOVE that show and am always disappointed that season 3 hasn’t arrived on Netflix. The american version was so awful but the original is amazing.

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    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 11:42 am

    @Germy

    Shall seek it out.

    Another to keep an eye out for is the Swedish series Real Humans. Not on Netflix yet (although findable – with some effort – online with English subtitles). Even when it veered in directions not my normal cup of tea, couldn’t cease watching. Trailer (mostly Swedish with Dutch subtitles, but enough to convey the flavor). Avoid the British/American version, Human, at all costs.

    Henpecked is understating Hyacinth’s eternally beleaguered hubby on Keeping Up Appearances. Rocpecked is more like it. Lurve me some Onslow (“Oh, noice”). :)

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    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 11:44 am

    @MomSense: yeah, the second season of Grantchester will be on soon, can’t wait. Let me know how you like Grand Hotel.

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    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 11:44 am

    So Marco Rubio won the Puerto Rican primary in a blowout. He got, what, 71% of the votes. But I’m told that Puerto Rico is an open primary. Could this be Democrats strategically keeping Rubio’s false hopes alive?

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    MattF

    March 7, 2016 at 11:45 am

    @rikyrah: Conrad’s views are not surprising. You’ll always find right-wingers who think fascism is the answer to political problems, and I expect we’ll see more of it in the coming months. It was a pretty common position on the right, back in the ’30’s– although there was a lot of subsequent amnesia and denial after the war, when the right turned to anti-communism as the road to political success.

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    O. Felix Culpa

    March 7, 2016 at 11:46 am

    @rikyrah: My sons did their early voting part in Chicago. Proud of them.

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    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 11:46 am

    @NotMax: I love how the daughters on “Keeping Up Appearances” were all named after flowers: Rose, Hyacinth, Daisy, Violet.

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    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 11:51 am

    @NotMax: the last series I binged on was Veronica Mars seasons 1&2 to get ready for season 3, while it was still airing. Normally can’t sit through more than 2 hours of anything.
    But thanks for the suggestion, because I am enjoying the hell outta this series!

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    MattF

    March 7, 2016 at 11:52 am

    @MattF: I somehow made Conrad Black’s surname ‘Conrad’. Not sure how that happened.

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    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 11:52 am

    @LAO

    Obviously a person of discerning wit and intellect.

    Ever see the Australian show Wild Boys? Not on Netflix, but the entire series of 13 episodes available on YouTube. Think Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid meet the Outback.

    Luscious cinematography a definite plus.

  109. 109.

    Germy

    March 7, 2016 at 11:53 am

    Chocolate Cumberbunny: this Easter, gnaw on Benedict’s face

    London chocolatier Chocolatician has made a custom Benedict Cumberbunny for Easter, available in milk, dark and white chocolates, dusted with gold- or bronze-coloured finishes (£50), or with a 22 carat gold bowtie (£70).

    http://boingboing.net/2016/03/07/chocolate-cumberbunny-this-ea.html

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    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 11:54 am

    @NotMax:

    Avoid the British/American version, Human, at all costs.

    I disagree. I think the adaptation, Humans, is immensely watchable and fun, and sad.

    William Hurt is great in a couple of episodes. I like how the series deals with themes of how artificial humans affect the ways that humans view themselves.

    I have not seen, and would love to see the Swedish version.

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    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 11:56 am

    @MattF: One fraudster loves another, not surprising. BTW if one want the government to work the last thing you would do is voter for Trump.

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    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 11:57 am

    @NotMax: I have Acorn TV as a Roku channel, it’s also available through Amazon. Mostly British shows, but a lot of Scottish, Aussie, NZ, and Canadian shows sprinkled in. Until I got hooked on GH, I mostly watched Acorn.
    Which let me discover John Hannah is a very underrated actor.

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    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 11:57 am

    @NotMax: I will check out. I’m not so discerning, just love shows where defense attorneys are the hero/anti hero. Makes me feel better about my poor life choices,

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    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 11:58 am

    @Germy: In Downton Abby too, we have Rose, Violet and Daisy.

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    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 11:59 am

    @satby

    Not a spoiler, but if the head of housekeeping were any more tightly wound her spleen would rupture.

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    WaterGirl

    March 7, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    @Brachiator: I, too, like Humans a lot. I also liked Almost Human, which they cancelled. Bastards!

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    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    @LAO: Probably already said this, but you’ve got to watch “Daredevil”. It’s about a super-hero Defense Attorney.

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    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Also, for the morning/weekday crowd — $73 million for a thinly veiled allegory about race tells me this isn’t the Republicans’ year.

    I wanted to see this, but had to work over a good chunk of the weekend. Some reviews suggested that the allegory is too heavy handed, but that the animation is gorgeous.

    I have been hearing very good things about another animated film, The Boy and the Beast, which is playing at select theaters here and there.

    The Boy and the Beast tells the story of Kyuta, a young orphan living on the streets of Shibuya, who stumbles into a fantastic world of beasts. He’s taken in by Kumatetsu, a gruff, rough-around-the-edges warrior beast who’s been searching for the perfect apprentice. Despite their constant bickering, Kyuta and Kumatetsu begin training together and slowly form a bond as surrogate father and son. But when a deep darkness threatens to throw the human and beast worlds into chaos, the strong bond between this unlikely family will be put to the ultimate test—a final showdown that will only be won if the two can finally work together using all of their combined strength and courage.

    It has won a number of awards in its home country.

    Mamoru Hosoda’s latest animated feature, The Boy and the Beast, has taken the Japan Academy Prize for Animation of the Year. The 39th annual awards ceremony was held in Tokyo on March 4.

    This is the fourth time that Hosoda has taken the coveted award, having previously won the Japan Academy Prize for animation with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2007), Summer Wars (2010) and Wolf Children (2013). The Boy and the Beast is also nominated for Anime of the Year in the Tokyo Anime Festival Awards for 2016.

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    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    @satby

    Gentler type of sitcom, but you and your girls might like watching Little Mosque on the Prairie together, if it’s on one of those services.

    Canadian series.

  120. 120.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    @NotMax: I’ll look for that, thanks!

  121. 121.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    In Downton Abby too, we have Rose, Violet and Daisy.

    If I had a cat, I would probably name it Downton Tabby.

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    AliceBlue

    March 7, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Looks like the NRA is feeling the Bern. “NRA Praises Sanders’ Comments on Gun Manufacturer Liability.”

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    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    @redshirt: I have. There was a discussion about this the other day — since I once lived in Hell’s Kitchen and I am a defense attorney, I was forced to spend some time “proving” that I wasn’t Daredevil. For some reason the fact that I am a woman and sighted then led to a discussion of whether I was She-Hulk. I categorically deny being She-Hulk.

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    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    @satby

    Town doctor a Muslim woman. Good role model. You may have to explain the rightwing guy on the radio as intentionally being there as a clown to the girls.

    And the new imam is definitely eye candy. :)

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    AliceBlue

    March 7, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    @AliceBlue: Sorry, my link didn’t work. It’s on TPM.

  126. 126.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    @Cacti:

    “When you are white, you don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto, you don’t know what it’s like to be poor.”

    -Sen. Bernard Sanders

    Wha Da Phuck?

    Did this idiot really say this? [Checking the Internets] Damn.

  127. 127.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    @NotMax: they have to listen to me verbally abuse and reply to the Nice Polite Republican news readers every day on the way to school. They’ll totally get the right-wing guy is a clown.

  128. 128.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I, too, like Humans a lot. I also liked Almost Human, which they cancelled. Bastards!

    When I started getting into science fiction as a kid, I had a special fondness for time travel and robot stories.

    Yeah, Almost Human was fun, too.

    @redshirt:

    Probably already said this, but you’ve got to watch “Daredevil”. It’s about a super-hero Defense Attorney.

    I thought it was a movie with Ben Affleck. I still have to get around to watching this.

  129. 129.

    satby

    March 7, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    @Brachiator: yeah, the twitterari had lots of fun with that one. And him telling Clinton he was still talking.
    And our bloghost was defending Bern as just being inartful, or something.
    Sorry Berniacs, but I think the guy’s a moron.
    Oh, and he defended protecting gun manufacturers from liability. He really didn’t have a very good debate.

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    gwangung

    March 7, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    @Brachiator: I’m sure this sort of rhetorical deftness will transfer quite well to international diplomacy…

  131. 131.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 7, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    @Brachiator: My Downton Tabby expects to be served hand and foot.

  132. 132.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    @gwangung:
    This has been my main problem with Bernie. The guy’s got his heart in the right place, for sure; but I just don’t feel like he’s up to the job of presidenting.

  133. 133.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 7, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    @Brachiator: Did this idiot really say this? [Checking the Internets] Damn.

    TBogg ‏@ tbogg 15h15 hours ago
    Everything Bernie knows about the black experience, he learned in a 1969 song written by Mac Davis and sung by Elvis.

  134. 134.

    Calouste

    March 7, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    @AliceBlue: I think the NRA will be whistled back pretty soon. The only thing this does is make it less likely for Sanders to win the nomination and slightly more likely for him to win in the general. Not exactly something they want.

  135. 135.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    @Brahciator

    Anything – anything – beats Daredevil’s first TV appearance, when he showed up adorned with a black blindfold.

    “Nobody will suspect I’m blind.”

    .

  136. 136.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    @satby

    Another plus is that the series was written by a Muslim woman.

  137. 137.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 7, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    @rikyrah:
    While certainly there is a lot of disappointment in the government, what people like him (and Sanders, for that matter) don’t realize is that the disappointment is for different, often mutually contradictory things. The crowd angry that we didn’t get single payer are not the crowd angry they haven’t gotten a Christian theocracy, which only partly overlaps with the crowd angry that they still have to serve black people in their businesses.

    @Mnemosyne:
    I didn’t think it was veiled at all. In particular, it’s an exploration of intersectionality.

    @gwangung:
    Okay, so, that DID read to blacks like it did to me.

  138. 138.

    Miss Bianca

    March 7, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    @LAO:

    She-Hulk is a thing?

  139. 139.

    Paul in KY

    March 7, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: Alain, still can’t get to previous pages by clicking on the 2 or 3 at bottom of page.

  140. 140.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    @Brachiator:

    There are several anthropomorphized animal movies coming out — I think Sony has one being released this year as well.

    I don’t think the allegory is heavy-handed, but let’s face it, there are quite a few white people out there who think ANY portrayal of race is heavy-handed. It’s actually very nuanced, especially for a family film.

  141. 141.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Secret insider information: it was upper management that felt it needed the intersectionality, and they were totally right. It’s a much better film thanks to that.

  142. 142.

    Aleta

    March 7, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    @rikyrah: Wow, that’s a breathtaking piece of timed propaganda.
    (continuing your quote)

    He demonstrated his hold on the angry, the fearful, and the ashamed by passing the double test: he had held no elective office, but he was a worldly man who knew how to make the system work and rebuild American strength and public contentment.

    Stops just short of claiming that Trump is only entering politics for the sake of our children’s futures, to save our nation. (As Goebbels supposedly said of Hitler, and Ammond Bundy and LaVoy Finnicum kept repeating for the cameras.) Goebbels wrote an article titled “Hitler as a Mensch.”

  143. 143.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    @Brachiator: It is a movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner which got pretty widely panned but I thought was OK;

    But its also Netflix produced tv show that came out last year. 13 episodes, widely critically praised. I loved it.

  144. 144.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    @Miss Bianca

    You betcha

  145. 145.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    @LAO: That’s exactly what She-Hulk would say….

  146. 146.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    @NotMax: You’re referring to the Netflix show? I loved the black ninja mask.

  147. 147.

    gwangung

    March 7, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Yes. It’s not enough to be right on the issues; you have to have policy chops, you have to have the temperment to be president, you have to deal with issues dynamically, you have to be able to select high powered staff.

    I find Sanders to be lacking in all these areas, which is why I lean Clinton.

  148. 148.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    @redshirt

    No, the made for TV Thor movie from decades ago.

  149. 149.

    Technocrat

    March 7, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    often mutually contradictory things

    Seriously. It’s like The Establishment failed because Obamacare went too far, while the The Establishment failed because it didn’t go far enough.

  150. 150.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    @NotMax: I’ve blocked it out. That and the Captain America movies from the same period. Spiderman too. I only remember Bixby’s Hulk series….

    sad piano…….

  151. 151.

    Miss Bianca

    March 7, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    @redshirt:

    “Daredevil” director’s cut is better than the theatrical release, I thought. Same with “Elektra”.

    @NotMax:

    Uh…whoa.

  152. 152.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    @redshirt:

    It is a movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner which got pretty widely panned but I thought was OK;

    I’m joking with you. I thought the Affleck Daredevil movie was OK, as well. I also thought that Colin Farrell was a good Bullseye.

    I think I would probably want to see Jessica Jones before watching Daredevil. I got a long list of stuff I want to catch up with, and while I know that Daredevil has been praised, I don’t get the sense that it covers new ground, or is particularly original or innovative. There’s so much Marvel stuff out there that I have to pick and choose among what most appeals to me.

  153. 153.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    @redshirt

    The pathetic thing is that for someone, somewhere, those are fond memories.

    Kind of like whenever one hears Push, Push, in the Bush, you just know the there’s a couple out there saying “They’re playing our song.”

  154. 154.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    @Brachiator: I just finished Jessica Jones too. It’s the more unique series of the two. Very noir. Pretty grim actually. There is one connection to Daredevil though that makes it better to watch Daredevil first.

  155. 155.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    @NotMax: I lied. I fondly remember the Spiderman TV series from the late 70’s. It was terrible and I’d never want to watch it again, but I recall being blown away that Spiderman was on TV.

  156. 156.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    @satby:

    And him telling Clinton he was still talking.

    I didn’t have as much of a problem with this one. Dismissive? Yeah. Sexist? Probably. But politics ain’t a cakewalk, and I am voting for a president who will have to deal with outright insults. And I think that HRC is up for it.

    Oh, and he defended protecting gun manufacturers from liability. He really didn’t have a very good debate.

    This is bad, because it is bad policy.

    I only watched clips of the debate, but Bernie lost me when he kept going on about the Wall Street bail-out. It’s a done deal. It’s over. He doesn’t seem to have much in the way of ideas about what needs to be done next, and is obsessed with proving how pure he is and how corrupt every other politician is.

    He’s a crank. I tried to give him a fair hearing, but he’s not ready for prime time. This is not to say that HRC is the best candidate ever, but she outshines Bernie in every important aspect of leadership.

  157. 157.

    LAO

    March 7, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @redshirt: Well one does need to maintain one’s cover.

  158. 158.

    Gravenstone

    March 7, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    @Miss Bianca: No, She-Hulk and the Thing are two separate superheroes. Although She-Hulk did replace the Thing in the Fantastic Four for a period of time as he was jaunting about on the Beyonder’s Battleworld.

    And let us not speak of the poor She-Thing…

  159. 159.

    redshirt

    March 7, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @Gravenstone: There really is a She-Thing?

  160. 160.

    Gravenstone

    March 7, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    @redshirt: Indeed. And just to make things unnecessarily complex, she also went by Ms. Marvel for a while.

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