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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2016 / Texts from Hillary and Weekend at Bernie’s (Open Thread)

Texts from Hillary and Weekend at Bernie’s (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  March 8, 20165:42 pm| 356 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Politics

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texts from hillaryThe great state of Florida holds its primary elections a week from today. I got a text from Team Hillary this afternoon asking about my plans to get to the polls (whether I’d be driving, walking, taking public transportation, etc.) and when I planned on voting.

When I responded, they said they’d remind me about driving to the polls on Tuesday morning. They also offered to help me find my polling place (no need; I already know it), and I’m guessing that if I’d said I was going to catch a ride with someone, they’d try to scare up a nearby volunteer if I ran into trouble with that plan. That’s the kind of proactive strategy Team Obama had going on back in ’08 and ’12. Seems like a good sign.

Meanwhile, Team Bernie sent an invitation to a couple of local appearances by the candidate himself coming up toward the end of this week. I can’t make it because I’ll be working, but Bernie is definitely barnstorming Florida. Good for him! I’ve donated small sums to both campaigns, so I’m on both mailing lists. It’ll be interesting to compare and contrast their GOTV activities as Tuesday approaches.

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    DemJayhawks

    March 8, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Similar experience here in Kansas. Cavassers came by twice, then I received two texts (I provided them my number) reminding me to caucus. No contact from the Sanders campaign, but they didn’t really need it based on the results.

  2. 2.

    pseudonymous in nc

    March 8, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    The tech team for Hillary isn’t quite as star-packed as the one Obama gathered, but it’s pretty damn good. The social team — community-building, make-a-plan-to-vote, make voting an event to share — has a lot of Obama campaign alums. They’ll be testing out approaches with an eye on using them in the general.

  3. 3.

    Hildebrand

    March 8, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Team Hillary sent me two emails today – one asking if I needed help getting to the polls, the other just a few minutes ago asking if I had voted yet.

    Interestingly, I haven’t received a single email throughout the campaign from Team Sanders, even though I visited the website quite often last fall, and gave my email address on a number of occasions. Nothing nefarious, I am very certain, but it seems odd to let a fish wriggle off the hook.

    Turnout was light at our precinct, my wife and I were voters 236 and 237. Of course, it was delightful to vote today in a primary that actually makes a difference. Even better, my wife and I voted just after she was released from cataract and toric lens implant surgery.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    The Baud! 2016! campaign should have sent you a candygram, Betty. Has it arrived?

  5. 5.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    Never actually put myself on Hillary’s list in Michigan, despite eventually voting for her. I was on Bernie’s emailing list, though, and got one door canvass and two robocalls. The volunteer was quite nice, and from peeking at her sheet it looked like ours was the only Democratic house on the block, heh.

  6. 6.

    Chat Noir

    March 8, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Missouri primary a week from today. Husband and I can walk to our polling place. Two votes for Hillary.

  7. 7.

    dr. bloor

    March 8, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Are your chickens going with Team Hillary or are they Feeling the Bern?

  8. 8.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    @Baud: Landshark.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    @efgoldman: Chocolate easter eggs in the shape of Rick Scott’s head.

  10. 10.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 8, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    @Baud: Did you also send green balloons?

  11. 11.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    BTW, I’m really digging Betty’s artwork.

  12. 12.

    debbie

    March 8, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    @Baud:

    Yo! Don’t forget Ohio’s primary is next week! (I like truffles.)

  13. 13.

    JPL

    March 8, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    @Baud: I didn’t like the earrings, but the rest of the artwork is okay.

  14. 14.

    boatboy_srq

    March 8, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    @efgoldman: You’re counting chickens votes before they’re hatched cast again, aren’t you?

  15. 15.

    Peale

    March 8, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    So, you’re not voting for Augustus Invictus, then?

  16. 16.

    goblue72

    March 8, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Hillary sent a shuttle sponsored by Goldman Sachs. Sanders sent two BernieBros to mansplain why you need to vote.

  17. 17.

    Percysowner

    March 8, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    I’m from Ohio. Bernie’s team texted me to remind me about voting and asked if I could help with GOTV. I’m voting Hillary, but I’ll probably do the GOTV for them, since they asked. I’m doing early voting on Thursday.

  18. 18.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I assumed Betty already had plenty. How else could I find her house?

    @debbie: Oy. This could get pricey. My plan was to target front pagers because they are influencers. Chocolate for Betty, Mustard for Cole, Sour Grapes for mistermix, etc. (Cole’s off the list now, of course.) Once I’m elected, however, there will be truffles in every pot.

  19. 19.

    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Are old Jewish people still a significant part of the Florida democratic electorate?

    The American Jewish Population Project shows the breakdown by age and county of the Jewish population in Florida. The project is ongoing, but what they have done so far is pretty impressive, especially the map graphics. Zoom in on Florida then move the mouse and all the demographic data is updated as you cross a county boundary.

    ETA: I just realized that it doesn’t address the question you asked (“democratic electorate”). But we live in a totalitarian state under Emperor Scott anyway.

  20. 20.

    debbie

    March 8, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    Fair enough. But you shouldn’t forget Kay’s influence in Ohio. She knows people…

  21. 21.

    trollhattan

    March 8, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    @Baud:
    Which kind of truffles? I’d like one of these, please.

    Plenty of time, California doesn’t vote ’til June.

  22. 22.

    Mnemosyne

    March 8, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    @goblue72:

    Is that like the buses full of illegal immigrants that conservatives swear unload at their polling places every year?

  23. 23.

    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Early voted in NC today, and chose a Republican ballot so I could “primary” several execrable characters. Actually choked a little saying the word “Republican” and had to say it again in order to be understood. That was a little embarrassing.

    Voted against Trump (for Cruz, so the GOP can get close enough to steal it a la 2000 and so Trump will go third party and create a 1912 scenario for Hillary or Bernie). That seemed more satisfying than voting Bernie to keep Hillary leaning left when she’s probably already thinking general.

    Voted against Gov McCrory (man, that was fun).

    Voted against Virginia Foxx, a real standout in a host of hateful GOP types.

    In my lifetime, I’ve lived in some very interesting Congressional districts (John Lewis, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney, Virginia Foxx). Never a dull moment.

  24. 24.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    @debbie: Agreed. I need to find out what candy is made by American union workers.

  25. 25.

    Peale

    March 8, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    @Baud: baud! For A Nation of Happy Pigs?

  26. 26.

    WarMunchkin

    March 8, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Glenn Greenwald made me depressed again.

    the final New York Times story yesterday at least included this phrase about the Pentagon’s claims about who it killed: “There was no independent way to verify the claim”

    I laughed, then I cried.

  27. 27.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    @hueyplong: All I get is Paul Braun!

  28. 28.

    debbie

    March 8, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    This statement doesn’t help to endear her to me, but I knew Hillary would come out with this sooner or later:

    “The sooner I could become your nominee, the more I could begin to turn attention to the Republicans.”

  29. 29.

    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    “… the final New York Times story yesterday at least included this phrase about the Pentagon’s claims about who it killed: ‘There was no independent way to verify the claim’”

    Not many people are independent. French weapons inspectors can’t be everywhere.

  30. 30.

    dedc79

    March 8, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    The absolute worst thing you’ll read today: How Al Franken Paved the Way for Donald Trump

    Fournier has a clone, apparently.

  31. 31.

    Isobel

    March 8, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Baud: Don’t put my truffles in the pot, put them in the fridge. I like ’em cold!

    Betty, fellow Flordinian, vote well. I wish I was stateside this primary season. I want to vote for Hillary so bad.

  32. 32.

    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    @Baud:

    I need to find out what candy is made by American union workers.

    This is why I cannot hop on the BAUD! bandwagon. It’s not clear if the Need to Know is to support the American candy workers union or to avoid the American candy workers union. Double-tongue DoublePlus Ungood speech is not what the country needs, at this time.

  33. 33.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    @dedc79: I thought it would be about entertainers getting into politics. This, this goes below and beyond in stupidity.

  34. 34.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    I voted. It was a breeze. Parked in front of City Hall, one young dude in a Rasta hat in front of me, one senior citizen behind.
    Our town’s turnout in the Presidential election is >85% and >85% Dem. It will be interesting to see those numbers for this primary.

  35. 35.

    namekarB

    March 8, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Hard to believe that smart and informed voters still go to the polls. My precinct (Northern California) is 60% mail in ballots. Even if one waits until election day, one can still take your mail in ballot and drop it off at any precinct.

  36. 36.

    D58826

    March 8, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    link to the live coverage of the solar eclipse – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/total-solar-eclipse-2016-live-stream_us_56d9977ce4b0ffe6f8e8fbfd

  37. 37.

    dedc79

    March 8, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled: Right? And look, I expect a certain amount of political revisionism to creep in over time, but this isn’t the distant past and the Republicans weren’t exactly secretive about what they were doing.

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    @debbie:

    Isn’t she still, technically, a front-pager anyway?

  39. 39.

    debbie

    March 8, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    She’s on the drop-down, so she could be.

  40. 40.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    March 8, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Haven’t received my absentee ballot yet, but I will cast a vote one way or another. Another vote against McCrory and every other GOPer I can. Casting my vote for Hillary. Time to take the bastards down.

  41. 41.

    jnfr

    March 8, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    I have donated to Bernie several times and here in Colorado we were deluged before the caucus day, and on the day got three phone calls and two or three emails making sure I knew where to go.

    And that was after we’d assured the guy who came by the house that we were going to be at caucuses. They weren’t taking any chances :)

  42. 42.

    Betty Cracker

    March 8, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    @hueyplong: Gyad, Virginia Foxx! I’d forgotten she existed, but now I remember her — nuttier than a squirrel turd.

  43. 43.

    D58826

    March 8, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): And one more vote from me when i hit the library tomorrow for early voting.

  44. 44.

    Betty Cracker

    March 8, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @namekarB: I enjoy the ritual of it.

  45. 45.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    March 8, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    @D58826: Go get ’em!

  46. 46.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 8, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    @Baud: What about a free Baudaphone like the infamous free Obamaphones which all us minorities got?

  47. 47.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I tried to do a post the other day after I got your comment out of moderation but I don’t remember how to turn the comments on so I got incredibly cranky immediately and gave up.

    I can’t deal with the anger of no comments and what if I can’t fix it? OMFG the outrage :)

  48. 48.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 8, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    @namekarB: In 2008 I voted by mail for President Obama but decided to go in and vote in person in 2012 just for the experience. But I appreciate the ability to choose how to vote instead of having to wait in line for hours like those poor voters in Florida in 2012.

  49. 49.

    tsquared2001

    March 8, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @dedc79: I have read that “leftist’s” PC are responsible for Trump. That President Obama is responsible for Trump. That the motherfucking sun coming up in the East is responsible for Trump – blaming My Guy Al is just more nonsense from the party of “personal responsibility”.

  50. 50.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    My husband went to a 4 county organizing meeting tonight. He said it went well. They have a special ed teacher who is the lead and she is “very patient”.

    I don’t know what that means or why she would need THAT for the job :)

  51. 51.

    Linda Featheringill

    March 8, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @D58826:

    Good for you, Ben.

    My daughter was in the Navy and she said that the Powers That Be made it easy to vote.

  52. 52.

    Bobby Thomson

    March 8, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @dr. bloor: they’re ready for broiling.

  53. 53.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 8, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    I just always walk over to the local fire station, about 3 blocks away. It usually takes about 5-10 minutes to vote.

  54. 54.

    different-church-lady

    March 8, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Testing again…

  55. 55.

    japa21

    March 8, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    I know there has been a lot of complaining about the incivility of the Berniebros or the Clintonistas, but I had a nice experience a couple days ago.

    A Bernie volunteer called the house to remind us of the primary in Illinois next week. I told her that my wife and I have decided who we were voting for and will be voting. She asked if I would be willing to tell her who we were voting for, I told her Clinton.

    I expected a spiel in support of Bernie. All she said was “That’s fine, we have two wonderful candidates.” I responded, “totally unlike the other side.” She laughed and wished me a good day.

  56. 56.

    different-church-lady

    March 8, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    After numerous cache clears and cookie resets, Daily Kos is the only thing still not loading for me.

    Life is trying to tell me something.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @japa21:

    Please tell me you didn’t tell her about the internet.

  58. 58.

    Mnemosyne

    March 8, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @Kay:

    Just say in the post that we don’t deserve comments and we’re all ungrateful whiners. You know, like Cole would do it.
    ;-)

  59. 59.

    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: During my time in the Air Force, there was more than adequate information around to insure that anyone who wanted to cast a vote could.

    OT: I got the guest bathroom redone. Just like we planned, have to say it looks good.

  60. 60.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    @Ben Cisco: During my time in the Army I was too fucking young to vote.

  61. 61.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    March 8, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    ObOpenThread.

    Virginia Teabaggers are saying they’ll put Ken Cuccinelli on the VA State Supreme Court:

    Apparently defeated in trying to put Rossie Alston on the Virginia Supreme Court, it looks like Republicans are going for someone even MORE right wing than Alston — none other than our old climate-scientist-persecuting, LGBT-bashing, Obamacare-hating, birther-flirting, reproductive-rights-denying, former Attorney General, Ken “the Cooch” Cuccinelli.

    If someone tells me that “both sides are the same” or “we have to punish the Democrats because they’re in the pockets of the Millionaires and Billionaires™” I’ll point them to this story in the hope of not (virtually) strangling them.

    We have to vote these Teabaggers out and not let them near power again. They’re insane and cannot be trusted with power.

    Grr.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  62. 62.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    @Kay:

    LOL, Kay, I wake up cranky most days, and it usually lasts for several hours. If I had to deal with the FYWP BJ dashboard, it would send me right round the bend.

    (Thank you, in case I didn’t say at the time, for releasing me from stir the other day.)

  63. 63.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    One of my FB friends is ranting that he couldn’t vote for the Libertarian candidate and THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!1!. Someone more patient than me explained to him that’s not how the Libertarians do it in MI and he should contact his party.

  64. 64.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @hueyplong:

    In my lifetime, I’ve lived in some very interesting Congressional districts (John Lewis, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney, Virginia Foxx)

    I lived in three distant and unrelated parts of Georgia and stayed in Cynthia McKinney’s district the whole time. Might possible have been gerrymandered? Like the part that consisted of nothing more than I-16?

  65. 65.

    different-church-lady

    March 8, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @japa21: Yes, I suspect that’s how most Bernie-folk are in the real world.

    There must be a special corollary to John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Dickwad Theory for Bernfeelers.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Did he blame Obama?

  67. 67.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @namekarB:

    Hard to believe that smart and informed voters still go to the polls.

    Some of us live in red states.

  68. 68.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Baud:

    Did he blame Obama?

    Everything is Obama’s fault by default.
    Our grandchildren will consider ‘Thanks, Obama!’ a harmless eccentricity on the order of ‘Kilroy was here’.

  69. 69.

    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    @raven: I’ve seen you mention that before. I guess I knew about that given the laws at that time, but that must have been some kind of mindfu*k given the crap you were in, and not getting a voice. Definitely wrong.

  70. 70.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Have you seen how they gerrymandered Barrow’s district to get him out?

  71. 71.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @raven: Yeah, but it was funny that it took a couple of tries to get it done!

  72. 72.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    My favorite Balloon Juice memory was when I was supposed to “liveblog” a meet-up. I knew I wouldn’t do it because I can’t do two things at once and I have to talk to the people there but I was supposed to, so John called to ask where the liveblog was and I couldn’t hear a word he said. We were sitting in a bar and it was really loud and, please, I was so hungry. I have to eat my sandwich! It was like “rah rah rah ranty rah” and then I would say “okay, got it”.

  73. 73.

    different-church-lady

    March 8, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    So it appears there’s something at Daily Kos that’s corrupting my cache or cookies in a way that allows me to read Balloon Juice but not allowing me to post any comments here.

    Life is definitely trying to tell me something.

  74. 74.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    Polls closing in a few minutes in MI. Guardian US has a results page that’s not too painful to navigate. No data yet.

  75. 75.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 8, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    @dedc79: Its like history started when Obama was elected, no mention of the disaster that was W.

  76. 76.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    The Top Ten Most Gerrymandered Congressional Districts in the United States

  77. 77.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Mississippi immediately called for Clinton.

  78. 78.

    eemom

    March 8, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    I don’t live in Florida, but I’m looking forward to seeing Rubio get squashed there like the insect he is.

  79. 79.

    debbie

    March 8, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @raven:

    If the graphic of the #1 gerrymandered district doesn’t prove politics is crooked, then nothing will. A median strip, for chrissake!

  80. 80.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @raven:

    Those are just insane! NC12 looks like a fucking oil spill.

  81. 81.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    @Cacti:

    Sittin’ on the windowsill
    Near the flowers

  82. 82.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    @debbie: Boom shakalka. . .

  83. 83.

    Poopyman

    March 8, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @Kay: Yeah, but we had a good time anyway. And IIRC, JMN and I were trading comments, so that’s sorta like live-blogging.

  84. 84.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: And this is how we de-jewel Athens.

  85. 85.

    Deecarda

    March 8, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Indeed, and I live in her district ?

  86. 86.

    oldgold

    March 8, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    HC getting 89% of African-American vote in Mississipi.

  87. 87.

    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I only moved one time to get all four of those people (Lewis, Barr, Gingrich, McKinney). So, yes, gerrymandering.

  88. 88.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @hueyplong: Barr’s fratboy kids lived around the corner when they were at UGA. Stone punks.

  89. 89.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @Poopyman:

    It was fun. Do you still go to Kos convention?

  90. 90.

    satby

    March 8, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @Ben Cisco: how are you feeling Ben?

  91. 91.

    Tripod

    March 8, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    I got nothing from Hillary and only one piece of glossy landfill from Bernie. Baud I’m fired up and ready to go!

  92. 92.

    Tripod

    March 8, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Rubio trying to break into double digits in MS – this was the establishments fallback guy???

  93. 93.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    Deeply weird Guardian results page has talking animations of candidates coloring in the map and making speeches.

  94. 94.

    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    When will Hillary finally win a state that matters?

  95. 95.

    JPL

    March 8, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    I’d like Trump tonight’s primaries because I think he would have a breakdown during a debate with Hillary. The idea that the police have to cuff him, and drag him off the stage thrills me.

  96. 96.

    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @raven:

    I’m shocked. Or not.

  97. 97.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 8, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @efgoldman: I always vote absentee (I.e. by mail) whether I am traveling or not. Easy as pie.

  98. 98.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @hueyplong: true

  99. 99.

    Tripod

    March 8, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Kentucky Dems go 3 for 4 in state house races. Take 53\47 advantage. They even picked up a 61/37 RMoney district.

  100. 100.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @oldgold:

    HC getting 89% of African-American vote in Mississipi.

    And winning whites 2-1.

  101. 101.

    divF

    March 8, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet: I recently discovered that Cuccinelli went to my high school. Other alums include Pat Buchanan and Bill Bennett – yuck. I had high hopes for Martin O’Malley (class of 1981) wiping the taint off the old alma mater, but I guess not this cycle.

  102. 102.

    Tracy Ratcliff

    March 8, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: The Guardian page is oddly addictive though. I know a couple of people watching on Super Tuesday for a rare glimpse of the John Kasich animation.

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    japa21

    March 8, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @Tripod: That is excellent news.

  104. 104.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Oh, God, Salon is going to keep printing articles about how the Democrats are doomed for not nominating Bernie for the rest of the year, aren’t they? And people I follow are going to keep sharing them.

    Hillary Clinton better fucking win or we’re going to have to read these things for the rest of our lives.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    @Tripod: These were special elections?

  106. 106.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: GOTV motivation if ever there was one.

  107. 107.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    @Mike J:

    HC getting 89% of African-American vote in Mississipi.

    And winning whites 2-1.

    Yeah, but Bernie won the Ole Miss student democrats and the wait staff at Ajax!

  108. 108.

    japa21

    March 8, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Looks like Trump or Kasich in MI which means they will split most of the delegates. Cruz way, way behind and Rubio probably won’t even get one delegate.

    Close on the Dem side, which probably means a split delegate wise, which doesn’t help Bernie.

  109. 109.

    Wrb

    March 8, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @different-church-lady: damn, the PUMA Firebaggers’ nastiness is just viral among Hillary supporters. Is Sanders now an “inadequate Jewish man”?

  110. 110.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @dslak:

    When will Hillary finally win a state that matters?

    Virginia, Nevada, and Iowa were all swing states, genius.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @japa21: Probably right, but a tie by Bernie would be impressive since he’s been polling down there.

  112. 112.

    Han

    March 8, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Baud: Will there be pot in every truffle?

  113. 113.

    scav

    March 8, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Tracy Ratcliff: Today would seem a good day for them in Michigan. Poor Tufte – but there is all that time to fill between new projections becoming available.

    ETA: although mousing over counties, it’s more that he’s a regular and determined best maid there, so may still be hiding in the backstage.

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    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Tamale Pie!

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    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Even Ben Carson is currently running ahead of little Marco in Mississippi!

    Sweet.

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @Cacti: Why should I trust you on that? If you’re supporting a compromised candidate, you’re probably compromised, as well.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @Tripod:

    Kentucky Dems go 3 for 4 in state house races. Take 53\47 advantage. They even picked up a 61/37 RMoney district.

    They already hate Bevin!

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Baud:

    Probably right, but a tie by Bernie would be impressive since he’s been polling down there.

    Last time I looked 538 had Clinton with a 99% chance of winning MI. Looks a lot closer than that at this point.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @japa21:

    If they can start to figure out if Sanders is attracting pissed off “dissident Democrats” though (I don’t know if it;s true) then he’s a plus, overall. If they’re engaged in the primary they’ll vote in the general and if it’s Clinton or Republican they’ll vote for Clinton.

  120. 120.

    Bex

    March 8, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    In other news, a man has been arrested for stealing $200,000 in quarters from Brink’s. I wonder if that’s where RtR ended up. Did someone drop the dime on him?

  121. 121.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Hard to know what areas are outstanding.

  122. 122.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @dslak:

    When will Hillary finally win a state that matters?

    Are you saying that Democrats who live in red states should have no say in who the Democratic nominee is? Please explain why that makes sense.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @dslak:

    Why should I trust you on that? If you’re supporting a compromised candidate, you’re probably compromised, as well.

    Trust of me unnecessary. A google search will confirm it for you.

  124. 124.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @Baud:
    Less than 7% reporting. I dunno if I can stay up for all of this.

  125. 125.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @Cacti: I think you missed the snark tag

  126. 126.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder:
    Some polls close at 9 PM in Michigan, but I don’t know where they are.

  127. 127.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @Mike J:

    Apparently.

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    Hal

    March 8, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    What I wouldn’t give for an extinction level event right about now. November can’t come soon enough.

  129. 129.

    dr. bloor

    March 8, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Baud: Upper peninsula, I think.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    For any Michiganders out there…is Wayne County usually slow to report results?

    I was looking at the NYT interactive map, and so far only 2 of 999 precincts reporting there.

  131. 131.

    Tripod

    March 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    @Baud:

    Correct. GOP was trying to take control but lost a seat instead. Go figure.

  132. 132.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    Low population, but I assume Bernie territory. Just a guess, I don’t know Michigan at all.

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    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Nothing from Wayne county in yet.

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    Mnemosyne

    March 8, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @oldgold:

    I’d be curious to see how many AAs voted for Trump in MS. One of my coworkers was horrified to find out her sister’s AA in-laws said they were Trump-curious.

  135. 135.

    dr. bloor

    March 8, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @Baud: Wayne County has barely started reporting. That said, Sanders is leading by a little to a lot just about every area with partial reports.

    You can click on the individual states to get a breakdown on reporting:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/2016-election-results/us-primaries/

  136. 136.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @Cacti:

    For any Michiganders out there…is Wayne County usually slow to report results?
    I was looking at the NYT interactive map, and so far only 2 of 999 precincts reporting there.

    Not surprising. With their budget they may be running on very low staff. Wayne county (Detroit and immediate environs) is really hurting for money.

  137. 137.

    Prescott Cactus

    March 8, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Baud: @debbie: Agreed. I need to find out what candy is made by American union workers.

    https://www.unionplus.org/union-made/easter-candy
    They have a page for Halloween candy still available, if the campaign is strapped for cash.

  138. 138.

    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: They should only have a say if they can prove that they deserve it. What I’m seeing from them so far suggests that they do not.

  139. 139.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Rubio fizzling. Only 8.8%.

    Puts him ahead of “Other” for last place with 4.2%.

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    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    If current results hold I look forward to a happy post from Lady Cracker on Rubio. Looks like today he got to stage 4 of his 3-4-5 strategy. Bringing up the rear in both state primaries reporting results so far (MI and MS, and Rubio is bringing up a very pathetic and distant rear).

  141. 141.

    Deecarda

    March 8, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @hueyplong:
    I’m in Foxx’s district too, surprised to find another local on this blog.

  142. 142.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    And while we’re waiting on Wayne County…..

  143. 143.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Wayne County, home of Detroit, is what matters, and always seems to be slow. No American city is more black than Detroit.

  144. 144.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @Baud: Fuck the UP. Damn Packers fans.

  145. 145.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @raven: Notice how most of the districts in the list are Democratic districts, and a couple were districts created to achieve minority representation of some sort.

    Why? Because the page is on a Pajamas Media site. Probably the biggest thing gerrymandering accomplished in modern history was to lock in the Republican Congressional majority after the 2010 redistricting, but you’ll find little hint of that there.

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    divF

    March 8, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @Mike J: Every time I see Wayne County, I want to replace Wayne with Jayne.

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    Mnemosyne

    March 8, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Wrb:

    Try not to crack under the stress, we’re breaking down like fractions.

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    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder:

    Last time I looked 538 had Clinton with a 99% chance of winning MI.

    O/T, but I was just looking at Nate’s predictions for the GOP nomination last August:

    Bush 28%
    Walker 28%
    Rubio 21%
    Trump 2%
    Cruz 1%

    Ouch.

  149. 149.

    Tripod

    March 8, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    She’s moved ahead in Oakland and Macomb counties. Not a good sign for Bernie.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    Last update I saw had it about 51-48 Sanders. If Detroit hasn’t reported yet, that’s good for Hillary.

  151. 151.

    Marc McKenzie

    March 8, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: F**k ’em. They’ve already gone around the bend with their articles by H.A. Goodman and company that slam Hillary worse than the GOP and spout out the “let the GOP win–so what if America gets ass-raped for four years, think of the progressive utopia coming in 2020!!”.

    I kept hearing the ‘it’s only four years!” line of nonsense from Naderites in their dismissal of G.W. Bush back in 2000 when they were far, far more interested in slamming Gore. Of course, they were proven wrong right from the start of Bush’s first term.

  152. 152.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Higher than normal Dem turnout (26%!) this time caused at least one precinct outside Grand Rapids MI to run out of D ballots.

  153. 153.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    2 more precincts from Wayne have trickled in.

  154. 154.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Mandalay: Predictions are as good as the data that drive them. Back then, that was probably a pretty good guess.

  155. 155.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    The Village has gone from promoting Rubio to mocking him.

    Let us savor.

  156. 156.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 8, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    I was reading some regional language Indian newspapers this afternoon, guess what, they are freaking out about Trump.

  157. 157.

    Hal

    March 8, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Mandalay: Those predictions aren’t static, and I’m sure Silver would agree. Even someone with a 99% chance of winning can still lose. That doesn’t mean the statistical model was wrong.

  158. 158.

    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Tripod:

    Whoo-whoo! Maybe they can stop some of the obnoxious TeaBagging Shit the governor is trying to pull.

  159. 159.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Tripod:

    She’s moved ahead in Oakland and Macomb counties. Not a good sign for Bernie.

    But not predictive of Wayne, where the median income is 35% of Oakland’s.
    We’ll see.

  160. 160.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Anything specific, or simply generalized horror.

  161. 161.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 8, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    So some fucking genius.started the hashtag #Mississippiberning. Stupid and evil is no way to go through life.

  162. 162.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Baud:

    A lot of this primary has been delightful. I can’t stop reading GOP pundits on Twitter. They go from glimmers of hope to despair, in cycles.

    John Kasich will be their new hope.

  163. 163.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Marc McKenzie: It’s so disrespectful, too. They’d deliberately allow the country to be destroyed and expect voters to reward them for that.

  164. 164.

    Mike J

    March 8, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Cacti: 4 out of 999 in Wayne in.

  165. 165.

    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @debbie: That’s NC for ya.

  166. 166.

    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder:

    Last poll was from PPP on 2/27 and had Clinton leading by 10.

  167. 167.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 8, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Salon is hilarious Bernie clickbait idiocy, and the comments section could be right at home in North Korea.

  168. 168.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Kay:

    John Kasich will be their new hope.

    I’m sorry, Kay.

  169. 169.

    amk

    March 8, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Kay:

    week after week, state after state, the da ‘establishment gop’ is crashing and berning.

  170. 170.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 8, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Baud: Just horrified at the possibility that he could end up being the President. They were incredulous that his popularity has increased, in spite of making one outlandish statement after another.

  171. 171.

    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Mike J:

    Back then, that was probably a pretty good guess.

    Right – his gut feeling, based on meaningless polls. But it’s still reassuring to know that Nate is just as dumb as the rest of us when he doesn’t have good data.

  172. 172.

    Prescott Cactus

    March 8, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @D58826:

    link to the live coverage of the solar eclipse –

    Total solar eclipse, Oregon to South Carolina on Monday, August 21, 2017

  173. 173.

    different-church-lady

    March 8, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Wrb: I have no idea what one has to do with the other, but I’ll play: who said he was?

  174. 174.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Mike J:

    Now up to 9. Bernie with a small lead.

  175. 175.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    “Instantly recognizable hair”

  176. 176.

    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @satby: Tomorrow marks one month since I lost her. I’m still here, and I spend more time feeling that I want to be here than feeling that I don’t. Progress. There’s a reason I didn’t actually have a heart attack and die alongside her, just need to find out what.

  177. 177.

    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Hal: also, Nate is predicting a win with that number. Not a blow out, a win. But if it stays this close, then the polls got it wrong.

  178. 178.

    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud: Aw c’mon, let Kay have a little fun watching her local GOper get the limelight and then implode and make a fool of himself. The GOP primary has to do a least a few people a little good.

  179. 179.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @the Conster, la Citoyenne: Not to get too deep into the hippie punching, but the Guardian commentariat is just as loco. Now that the paper has acknowledge the obvious truth of Hillary’s lead the paper is suddenly corrupted and compromised. It’s so obviously Baby’s First Election for a bunch of those Dunning-Kruger dweebs.

  180. 180.

    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Hal:

    That doesn’t mean the statistical model was wrong.

    You could not have even glanced at that article before opining; it’s title was “Totally Subjective Presidential Odds”.

  181. 181.

    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Wayne county is only 55% white, Oakland county is 77% white. If she wins Oakland county, she’ll win Wayne county.

  182. 182.

    Anya

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Bernie supporters on social media are tone deaf. This the hashtag they were using all day for Mississippi: #MississippiBerning

  183. 183.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Michigan too early to call.

  184. 184.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Michigan called for Trump.

    Dems too early to call.

  185. 185.

    japa21

    March 8, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Is Mississippi one of those GOP primary states where if you have more than 50% you get it all? Because right now Trump is over that mark.

  186. 186.

    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    On the Coo-Coo Loony Side, Trump has won Mississippi and is leading in Michigan.

  187. 187.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @Baud:

    He’s barely beating Ted Cruz in Michigan. They should nominate Ted Cruz. Strong. VERY strong :)

  188. 188.

    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Ben Cisco: Good luck and keep your spirits up. Glad to hear you are hanging in there and feeling a little better.

  189. 189.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @magurakurin:
    Weather may play a factor. It was sunny and 70 today in SE MI*. Higher than expected turnout in many places.

    * and about damn time.

  190. 190.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Kay: He’s doing poorly enough that I’m wondering if he holds Ohio.

  191. 191.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    I love how Chris Matthews thinks that if Trump picks Kasich as a VP, that’s fine then and Trump will be mainstream. In what world does this work? No one cares about the VP.

  192. 192.

    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @japa21:

    12 district delegates are bound to presidential contenders based on the primary results in each of the 4 congressional districts: each congressional district is assigned 3 National Convention delegates. [Rule 3]

    If one candidate receives a majority (more than 50%) of the vote in a Congressional District, that candidate is allocated all 3 delegates.
    Otherwise, the candidate receiving the most votes receives 2 delegates and the candidate receiving the second most votes receives 1 delegate.

    28 at-large delegates (10 base at-large delegates plus 15 bonus delegates plus 3 RNC delegates) are bound to presidential contenders based on the statewide primary vote. [Rule 4]

    Each presidential candidate receiving 15% or more of the statewide vote is proportionally allocated delegates based on their percentage of the vote total of all candidates who met the 15% threshold. Round to the nearest whole number. If no candidate receives 15% of the vote, the threshold is 10%

  193. 193.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Ben Cisco:

    Every anniversary and holiday and special date brings its own kind of fresh pain, especially in the first year. I ache for you, but am so happy to read that the scales have tilted toward wanting to stick around vs. not. Renewed and frequent hugs to you.

  194. 194.

    CaseyL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Ben Cisco: Glad to hear that you’re hanging on, and that hanging on is getting a bit easier.

  195. 195.

    dmsilev

    March 8, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Kay: Chris Matthews doesn’t ‘think’. He blurts out random things, usually at high volume, regardless of whether they make any sense.

  196. 196.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Baud:

    Me. too. I’m torn. I would like to see him lose Ohio but at the same time I think I would like Kasich better as the nom because I don’t like the risk involved with Trump. Kasich would just be a regular D v R slog.

  197. 197.

    FlyingToaster

    March 8, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Bex: He was here earlier under his new nym “Ready” today, so I don’t think he’s the Brinks’ guy. More’s the pity.

  198. 198.

    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    I’ll admit this isn’t a good night for common sense, mainstream conservatives.

    The only option left is but one: CHAOS.

    Vote for anyone but Trump. Throw this thing to a contested convention and throw out Trump.

    Cruz-Kasich? Rubio-Kasich? A #LosHermanosCubanos ticket with Cruz-Rubio or Rubio-Cruz? Now is the time to make a deal before Cleveland.

    #NeverTrump
    #DumpTheTrump

  199. 199.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Kay:

    A lot of people think Kasich will be hardest to beat in the general election.

  200. 200.

    divF

    March 8, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @FlyingToaster: You just had to say his name, didn’t you.

  201. 201.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Shee-yit. They couldn’t make it more cumbersome if they were blindfolded, drugged, and trying to do calligraphy wearing boxing gloves.

  202. 202.

    PsiFighter37

    March 8, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Poor little Marco is in dead last. Funny how all those childish insults towards Trump pretty much deflected off of the hairpiece and went right back at him.

    I don’t think he has enough self-awareness to drop out after tonight, but I want to see how badly Marco cries when Donald ends his political career in a week.

  203. 203.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I’m at the point where I can’t listen to Trump. I watched video of one of his rallies and that bullying of his protesters where he bellows and the crowd roars makes me sick. I hate pile-ons and what I think of as mob behavior.

  204. 204.

    dmsilev

    March 8, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @Ready:

    I’ll admit this isn’t a good night for common sense, mainstream conservatives.

    Also a bad night for unicorns, Yetis, and the Loch Ness Monster.

  205. 205.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Rubio is too dehydrated to cry.

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    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled:

    Yeah, that’s what’s so absurd. None of Bernie’s supporters have a clue what happened 8 short years ago, including my middle aged friends who are Bernfeelers. I’ve asked them over and over what is different about Bernie’s “revolution” now from Obama’s wave election then, and it’s just argle bargle unicorns and reasons.

  207. 207.

    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Kay: I can’t listen to any of them on either side.

  208. 208.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Rubio in that chair was his Dukakis in the tank moment.

  209. 209.

    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Get ready for a floor fight in Cleveland. We will not cede the Party of Lincoln and Reagan to a crook and a conman. No way, no how.

    #FloorFight
    #NeverTrump

  210. 210.

    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Ready: I’d invite you to join us Democrats, but you kind of suck.

  211. 211.

    Carolina Dave

    March 8, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Deecarda:

    I’m in an adjacent district but her odiousness knows no boundaries. It will be interesting to see what the new nc-13 district produces

  212. 212.

    dmsilev

    March 8, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Kay: Trump scares me. He and his followers are sounding more and more authoritarian, with violent overtones, with every passing week. Cruz scares me as well, but for different reasons. Kasich and Rubio would be horrible Presidents, but the country would survive more or less as it is. The other two, I’m less sure.

  213. 213.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Baud:

    I think that too but he’s a known quantity. Also, no one has ever really attacked him. He won the first governor’s race because Strickland was asleep until August and in the second his opponent was incredibly weak and damaged by election day. Republicans didn’t attack him in the primary because they didn’t have to.

  214. 214.

    Anya

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    The vulgarian is talking. I still can’t wrap my brain around any sane human being not being repulsed by him.

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    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I have vague recollections they did it that way to try and get some of the loverly primary money to flow into the state.

  216. 216.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @raven:

    I can’t listen to any of them on either side.

    This bulldog concurs with that bulldog. I get all I need from BJ.

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    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Baud:

    Exactly. Those boots were ridiculous too.

  218. 218.

    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Ready: get ready? Everyone in this dive bar is frickin praying for you assholes to have a floor fight in Cleveland. There isn’t enough popcorn in the world for that. Please proceed, governor.

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    Ripley

    March 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    The only option left is but one: CHAOS.

    You misspelled ‘METH.’

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    Elie

    March 8, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Ben Cisco:

    Stay close to beauty and music that you love — and people that you love. Every nerve and sense in my body was so hungry for that when my Mom and best friend died. Poetry was also something I super dove into and appreciated… keep on keeping on, my man. One day after another…

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    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: woof

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Trump’s is doing a subdued speech right now.

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    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Kay:

    I love how Chris Matthews thinks that if Trump picks Kasich as a VP…

    Right. I can’t think of any Republican politician more likely than Kasich to tell President Trump “GFY” if he didn’t like what was coming out of Trump’s mouth.

    Underneath that folksy affable exterior of Kasich is a nasty self-centered bastard who is used to getting his own way.

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    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Baud:

    Trump is basically a progressive in Republican clothing.

    More taxes, more spending. Against entitlement reform. Against free, open trade. Against muscular American leadership in the world.Against Israel. Against Wall Street.

    That’s Trump: right-wing progressive.

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I didn’t really get it until I watched the video. It is scary. They go so wild when he orders people around. Trump has a huge gender gap even among GOP voters, so there’s a shocker.

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    raven

    March 8, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Baud: I think it’s a presser. I have the Gonzaga-St Mary’s game on the screen with sound.

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    LAO

    March 8, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Rubio is having a horrible night.

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @Ready: And just a wee bit racist. Wonder which of those issues is helping him most among Republican primary voters?

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    Gin & Tonic

    March 8, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @raven: Just got back from a blissfully US-politics-free week (almost week) in London, and I felt my blood pressure rising while walking under a TV screen in Logan Airport on my way to passport control. This shit is awful.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Ready: Good luck with that.

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    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @dslak:

    Trump is very much a result of liberals playing the race card for so long. You’ve called so many people racist falsely that nobody can tell when there’s a real, actual racist fascist about to take power. It’s a classic case of the boy who cried wolf. Are you proud of yourself?

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    Gin & Tonic

    March 8, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Ready: Go away.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @LAO:

    Do you think he’ll hang in until the FL primary next week, or get out while the getting is good?

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    Lots of excitement on my FB page about Bernie getting three superdelegates from Vermont! Feel the Bern!!! Hillary is toast!

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Kay:

    He’s biggest liability is that he’s kind of boring IMHO.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Ready:

    Trump is very much a result of liberals playing the race card for so long. You’ve called so many people racist falsely that nobody can tell when there’s a real, actual racist fascist about to take power. It’s a classic case of the boy who cried wolf. Are you proud of yourself?

    We’re all laughing at you, not with you.

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    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Baud: Trump has said he will be a different person after he gets the nomination: more dignified, more gravitas, kinder gentler, iron fist in a velvet glove. He think he can change into what he wants to change into very easily. Let’s see how well he does.

    Though, I wonder why he chickened out of a debate with Sanders? Sanders was ready to mix it up with Trump. Trump says Sanders is sad and weak.

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    PsiFighter37

    March 8, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Michigan is called for Trump. The GOP has basically flung the kitchen sink at him and he won the 2 most consequential primaries tonight.

    I may have to skip the next debate, simply because I don’t want to see Sad Lil’ Marco, and watching Donald and Tailgunner Ted stomp all over each other is no fun. But it looks like the GOP is getting their worst nightmare come true.

    They fuckin’ deserve it.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I thought the super delegates were bad, bad, bad?

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Ready:

    Okay, but isn’t it a problem that the leaders of the Republican Party can be so easily blindsided by their own voters?

    It’s basically proof positive that they’re out of touch. They had no clue! “Where did this PERSON come from that our voters love?” Come on. They know nothing about the people they supposedly represent. The fact that he’s winning makes that true.

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Ready:
    Yeah, I remember my first beer. Take it slow and stay away from the car keys.

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Ready: Looks like you didn’t get the memo this morning. Trump is now actually the fault of Al Franken, whom my sources inform me is not black.

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    dmsilev

    March 8, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @PsiFighter37: When is the next dick-measuring contest, I mean GOP debate?

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    Elie

    March 8, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Ready:

    Ya know in nature, when a gene modification in a life form is lethal to its survival, nature takes care of it. There are spontaneous mutations all the time in human and other types of life. The laws of nature are pretty clear and when there is a non viable combination, the new life form dies. Trump sprung from the little mutations that your party underwent in the last 30-40 years. Time will tell but its quite likely that this may impact the survival of the Republicans as currently configured . Nature whittles away all traits that do not support survival.

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    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Is Leahy one of them?

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Even if Hillary pulls ahead of Sanders in Michigan, I suspect it will be much closer than polls indicated. It will be interesting to see the post-primary analysis.

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    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @dslak: Trump lives for all of our sins.

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    dmsilev

    March 8, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @dslak: I thought Trump was Obama’s fault.

    Thanks, Obama.

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    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Kay:

    Cruz consistently does better among “very conservative” voters and in closed primaries.

    A lot of these Trump voters are Buchananites and Peroistas, not Reaganite conservatives.

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    Betty Cracker

    March 8, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Sweet babby Jeebus, this Trump, victory speech? Press conference? A rambling stream of non-stop self-aggrandizement.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Trump has moved into his roast of the GOP.

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    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Kay:

    Obama “won” women by 11 points in 2012 with 67% of single women choosing him over Romney. Clinton is winning women 2/1 in the primary. I predict she will increase Obama’s take by at least 3 points and possibly as many as 5, the percentage of women to men should go up a couple of points from 53% in 2012 as the total number of women voting in this election should also increase.

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    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Trump still calling his for-profit higher ed scam a university. I thought it was Trump Institute now.

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    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    I hate the media, constant Trump coverage. Trump rips off a fart and the media goes live. Typical liberal media bullshit. Cut away from his fucking speech already. Goddamnit.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Baud:

    Trump is doing a subdued speech right now.

    Pretty sure those two words have never before appeared in the same sentence.

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    Anya

    March 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Trump speech is incoherent and it’s “ME SUCCESSFUL!” “ME SELL STUFF!” “ME SUE PEOPLE!”

    Why is anyone voting for this narcissistic asshole. He never talks about the voters. It’s all about him and how he’s number one.

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I was grading on a curve.

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    HRC up in Wayne cty MI now with 19% reporting, but behind statewide by 4 points.

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    starscream

    March 8, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    What explains the late Sanders surge in MI?

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    chopper

    March 8, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @Ready:

    I didn’t expect your tears to taste this fucking delicious, but here we are.

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    jl

    March 8, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    ” A rambling stream of non-stop self-aggrandizement. ”

    Like every Trump stumper I have listened to. New presidential candidate Trump same as old primary striver Trump. Just doesn’t yell as much. I guess we should listen to Castro, Chavez, Peron and Mussolini speeches to get ready for the Trump regime.

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    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @Anya:

    Authoritarians love that stuff.

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Trump is a bore. He talks about himself constantly.

    Clinton said the other night about Trump that he “won’t wear well” in the general and I think that’s true. Blah, blah, blah, me, me, me.

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    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @starscream: Detroit and Flint are always the slowest to be counted.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Cacti: The right wing is always (1) lies and (2) projection

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    Mike in NC

    March 8, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @Ready: Party of George Lincoln Rockwell, you fatuous turd.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @magurakurin:

    I thought the super delegates were bad, bad, bad?

    Yes, all except for those three!

    ETA: don’t know who they are. Frankly, don’t care!

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    amk

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    can’t wait for the idiot racists vs fundie racists cage fight at the convention.

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    PsiFighter37

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @dmsilev: Thursday night!

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    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Yeah, Bernie Sanders seems to be really overperforming in Michigan so far! Some of it could just be from urban districts reporting late, but in the polls he was way behind, right up to the end. Big sampling fail?

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    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @dmsilev:

    When is the next dick-measuring contest, I mean GOP debate?

    If a serious question*, Thursday night, March 10. Bernie and Hillary tomorrow. Both debates from Miami.

    *(If not a serious question, my answer still stands.)

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @starscream:

    I don’t know but if both Trump and Sanders win in Michigan the narrative will be “trade, trade, trade” and that isn’t the best subject for Clinton going into Ohio.

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    FlyingToaster

    March 8, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @divF: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @starscream: Michiganders don’t want to join the list of states that don’t count.

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @starscream:

    What explains the late Sanders surge in MI?

    Nothing apparently. It was very nice weather and a number of places are reporting higher than expected Dem turnout. That might make a difference, but not the difference between his +4% now and his -10% in the last poll.

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I wonder if the youngs finally (actually) voted.

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    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @starscream:

    The short answer is: we don’t really know and won’t know for several days.

    The ABC exit poll (take with salt!):

    Roughly four in 10 voters in Michigan say electability or experience are most important to their vote, a group among which Clinton’s dominated in the past. But six in 10 say honesty or empathy are most important, voters who’ve been more likely to support Sanders (especially “honesty” voters) to date. In Mississippi, honesty/empathy was closer in importance to electability/experience.

    Seven in 10 Democratic primary voters in Michigan would be satisfied with Sanders as the nominee, as would two-thirds with Clinton. (This question was not asked in Mississippi.)

    Clinton prevailed by wide margins, as usual, among voters focused on experience (winning eight in 10 in this group) and electability. A third put a priority on a candidate who “cares about people like me” and nearly three in 10 focused on honesty and trustworthiness. Sanders led in the former group – and by a wide margin, 4-1, in the latter.

    Eight in 10 voters in the Democratic contest in Michigan were more interested in an experienced candidate than in an outsider. But while Clinton has won nearly seven in 10 of that group across previous contests, her share in Michigan was smaller, just more than half.

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    Betty Cracker

    March 8, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Anya: The GOP base represents the highest concentration of assholes in the population, so I guess this is peak Trump. Can’t imagine this one-man circle jerk will fly in the general.

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    CaseyL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    These slow returns out of Michigan are making me nuts. But it’s for a good reason: turnout was off the charts. There weren’t enough ballots. How about that?

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled:

    Detroit and Flint are always the slowest to be counted.

    And nothing yet from Kent County (Grand Rapids).

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    Goblue72

    March 8, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @the Conster, la Citoyenne: Keep up the condescension Boomers. You have absolutely no clue how much the winds are shifting. All we have Boomers to thank for is the Gingrich Revolution and Clintonian neo-liberalism. And 8 years of Bush.

    No youth vote, and Obama loses 2012. The youth vote was his entire margin of victory.

    Enjoy your Hillary vote. It’s the last Presidential election that Boomers will matter. Millenials are now all of voting age. Their numbers equal or exceed Boomers. And their issues are closer to Gen X priorities at this point as to find common cause.

    Keep your hippie punching. The “hippies” are all under 45. And we’ll outlast you on the actuarial chart.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Non-candidate and black man Ben Carson beat Rubio in Missisiippi?!

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    amk

    March 8, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    walker/paul/christie/rubio/kasich.

    the list of candies bj’ers can bedwet over is getting shorter by the day.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    March 8, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    Is the Drumpfomercial over?

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Even Mississippi is still officially only at 15% counted.

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    PsiFighter37

    March 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Bernie doing better than expected in Michigan, but it’s a case of too little, too late.

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    Gin & Tonic

    March 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Goblue72: The youth vote was his entire margin of victory.

    Got data for that?

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Goblue72: you need a new act. This one is way stale.

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    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 8, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Goblue72:
    That my epitaph or can I stay on this side of the sod a little longer?

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Goblue72: The revolution is coming, but only the heads that offer their full consent will be placed upon pikes!

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    Baud

    March 8, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    New thread up.

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    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Anniversary coming up next month, so I guess I get to face it quick.

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    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @CaseyL: Thank you.

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    Deecarda

    March 8, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Carolina Dave:
    I moved here from NE PA over 20 years ago, can’t imagine this rural area ever going blue. Patrick McHenry represents my neighboring district.

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    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Goblue72:

    It’s the last Presidential election that Boomers will matter.

    Dude, the generation from before the Boomers is still voting. We’ll probably be a considerably less racist electorate when it’s just the Boomers we have to worry about.

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    Mnemosyne

    March 8, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Goblue72:

    And their issues are closer to Gen X priorities at this point as to find common cause.

    Gen X is conservative. Look it up. Jonah Goldberg is the median for my generation, not me — as a liberal, I’m a serious Gen X outlier.

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    Anoniminous

    March 8, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Kay:

    Anecdotal isn’t data and I sure as hell do not want to pretend to speak for women* … all the women I know and have social media contact with (something over 300) ALL of them – including the admittedly few Republicans – despise Trump. Been in this game a long time and I’ve never seen such unanimity, it’s really weird.

    * my mommy didn’t raise no fool

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Sanders is doing well, but it won’t be enough. He should have spent the summer in churches and community centers all through the South and in the cities in the North instead of playing to his fans in all white venues like Portland, OR and Madison, WI. He might have won this.

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    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Elie: Music was definitely one of the things that linked us, and I have embraced it anew.

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    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @Goblue72: No black vote and Obama gets clobbered by Romney 510-28 in the Electoral College.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @Mnemosyne: GenX is the Alex Keaton generation.

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Ugh. Just that barrage of words and it’s all self-aggrandizing and boastful.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Goblue72:

    It’s the last Presidential election that Boomers will matter

    The oldest Boomers are turning 70 this year.

    How the bleeding hell will this be the last election that they matter?

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Cacti: Bernie is going to make sure they they are “re-educated,” of course. Those who cannot learn will discover that they no longer take any interest in politics.

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    Mandalay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Trump just now:

    Nobody’s more conservative than me on our veterans, who are being absolutely maligned.

    This garbage simply isn’t going to fly in the general election.

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    Prescott Cactus

    March 8, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Ben Cisco: Ben, I’m reading a book that included a quote from C.S. Lewis. It touched me.

    “Bereavement is not the truncation of married love, but one of it’s regular stages – like the honeymoon. What we want is to live our marriage well and faithfully through that phase too”

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Goblue72: I assumed from your nym that you graduated from Michigan in ’72 and were an Old, but you said the other day that you are a Millenial. Was that actually the year that you were born? Just trying to keep track of everyone here. Well, not everyone–my semi-eidetic memory just isn’t what it used to be.

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    Ready

    March 8, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    We don’t need the “Trump tariff”, he needs to read Amity Shales. Tariffs will send us spiraling into a depression.

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    AliceBlue

    March 8, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Goblue72:
    Yeah, well, your music sucks!!!

    Seriously–what are you talking about? I’m 62 and my mother is still voting.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    I think Clinton is going to lose this in Michigan.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Born in ’72 would make him way too old to be a millennial.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled:

    No black vote and Obama gets clobbered by Romney 510-28 in the Electoral College.

    And we thought the 15th Amendment wouldn’t come in handy!

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    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    “Chris Matthews thinks…”

    When I see his name in print I can only “think” of two things:

    1. Flight suit

    2. Awkwardly un-self-aware misogyny.

    There is no third thing. He is unwatchable.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @magurakurin:

    I’m starting to think the same.

    And if she does win, it will be by the skin of her teeth.

    Polls were way off.

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Cacti: So maybe that’s the number of virgins he’s getting? Math is hard.

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    Peale

    March 8, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Mandalay: you’d be surprised at the strength of that, though. It’s just common knowledge that Obama has been the hippy spitting on the troops. You know, he’s never met a wounded warrior or cared about a homeless vet, yet Kanye goes to the whitehouse and I tell you he wants to raise the minimum wage to more than soldiers pay-insulting. (Says my fb feed)

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    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @magurakurin:

    GenX is the Alex Keaton generation.

    For the record, I was all about Mallory

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @Cacti: way off.

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    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    “No black vote and Obama gets clobbered by Romney 510-28 in the Electoral College.”

    Luckily for Obama and us, that election didn’t take place in 1852. Nor will this one, despite the best efforts of several state legislatures.

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    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Ready:

    He’s duping GOP primary voters and the dopes in the Republican primary were too scared to call him out on it until it was too late. There isn’t going to be any Trump Tariff and there isn’t going to be any wall. He’s playing them for fools. The people in the GOP primary who want to be President of the United States were too intimidated to stand up to a real estate developer.

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    Cckids

    March 8, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Kay: Maybe it’s spring break?

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    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @Goblue72:

    It’s the last Presidential election that Boomers will matter.

    I think Boomers will be a significant demographic for another several cycles. I’m actually pre-Boomer (I believe I’m supposed to be “Silent Generation,” although hahaha to that!), and assuming I keep my health I anticipate voting at every opportunity and otherwise staying active in politics for another 15 years, anyhow. Boomers, depending on when they were born, can look forward to another 25-35 years, although their numbers will naturally diminish in the fullness of time.

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    Ben Cisco

    March 8, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @Prescott Cactus: I had not considered that. Wise words, thank you for sharing them.

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    Peale

    March 8, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: perhaps he’s thinking that four more years of either fascism under trump or something called neoliberalism under Clinton will cause mass casualties in the population and only millennial swill survive.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @magurakurin:

    Alot more of Wayne County came in and things just tightened up quite a bit. Sanders now up 2.

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    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Big chunk of votes for Clinton reported in Wayne County… it’s really close now. Hillary may actually win it by a hair. It’s sure not going to reflect the late polling, in any event.

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    hueyplong

    March 8, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    For a while there, the “last boomer election” thing was giving off a Soylent Green vibe.

    Now it just looks like a math error.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Sanders at 15.7% in Mississippi with 49% reporting. In danger of getting 0 delegates for the contest.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    March 8, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Peale:

    millennial swill

    Promise me that wasn’t a typo.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: She’s getting beat by all the little county results where she is losing and by not winning by larger margins in the big city. Like you say, no matter what, polling was way off. Some hope for Sanders, I guess going forward, but not much really. He’s down to far to make it up with close wins. He needs full on blow outs to catch up and win. As I said, in retrospect he probably spent too much time in the summer talking to big crowds on college campuses. He should spent at least half of that time in churches in African-American communities.

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    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Millennial swill?

    Me like.

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    dslak

    March 8, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Millennial Swill is my favorite brand of kombucha.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Close elections like this in Michigan are when I really am amazed that there are so many people who say “my vote doesn’t matter.” Clearly every vote is going to matter tonight in Michigan.

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    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    It just occurred to me, but maybe John Cole jinxed Clinton yesterday with his post. I mean, anyone who loses jars of mustard like that….total fucking jinx, I’d reckon.

  335. 335.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    The exit polls are interesting. Only 52% of Michigan Democrats want Obama’s successor to continue his policies! I’m not as plugged into my state’s politics as I’d like to be, so I don’t know if it’s TPP, foreign policy, dissatisfaction with the state Democratic party or whatnot, but this is way lower than I ever expected. I hope it’s not a bad omen for November.

  336. 336.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    At any rate, since these D primaries aren’t winner-take-all, regardless of who comes out on top Sanders is going to get more delegates out of Michigan than anyone thought. He got crushed in Mississippi as anyone could have predicted, but he can chalk up a good night in Michigan.

  337. 337.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Whatever just happened there her campaign better get busy in Ohio. Sherrod Brown is supposedly pegged as her defender on trade so maybe he’s already talking to people about that. He would have more credibility on that than just about anyone.

  338. 338.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @magurakurin: Since it’s a proportional primary, though, who wins the whole state actually doesn’t matter that much. Every vote matters in such a contest even if the primary were relatively lopsided.

  339. 339.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    March 8, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Goblue72:

    All we have Boomers to thank for is the Gingrich Revolution and Clintonian neo-liberalism. And 8 years of Bush.

    That is an uncommonly stupid statement.

    You know how many Boomers (born 1946-1964) are now on the SCOTUS? 5
    You know how many of the reliably right wing justices on the SCOTUS are Boomers? 3. 3 of 9.

    The SCOTUS gave us Bush (not the Boomers) and it wasn’t the Boomers on the court that did it (Thomas was the only Boomer on the Court then).

    You know how many Presidents have been Boomers? 3
    You know how many Speakers of the House have been Boomers? 2
    You know how many Senate Majority Leaders have been Boomers? 3

    Yeah, the Boomers have all the power and get their kicks out of crapping on everyone else. (roll-eyes)

    The oldest Boomer is around 70. The youngest is around 52. The group includes Trump and Obama and Oprah and Conan. It’s not some homogeneous group that enjoys finding ways to piss you off.

    (sheesh)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  340. 340.

    Cacti

    March 8, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled:

    Both D candidates are +30k votes over Drumpf if that makes you feel better.

  341. 341.

    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Kay: Yes, this is a bad sign for Clinton in Ohio, and probably Pennsylvania as well. March 15 is going to be very interesting now.

    And I wonder if the Sanders people on this blog take note that most of us pulling for Clinton aren’t getting pissy about her losing or near losing here in Michigan. And the reason is, that if Sanders somehow pulls a miracle and wins it all, we’ll just rally around him instead of Clinton. Most of the people here are all about winning in November. Please take note of that, thanks.

  342. 342.

    magurakurin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I agree, a close win isn’t enough for Sanders in the delegate race. But it will drive his narrative hard…and it should hopefully cause the Clinton campaign to do some introspection and make adjustments accordingly.

  343. 343.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Prediction: Bernie is going to do better than expected across the Rust Belt and if nothing else it will generate a million magazine articles of DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM.

    The Grauniad, emboldened by the freakish results of their search for Trump-supporting readers, just put out an explicit request trolling for Bernie fans who will vote for Trump if Hillary gets the nomination.

  344. 344.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Since it’s a proportional primary, though, who wins the whole state actually doesn’t matter that much.

    I’ve been assured that the narrative is far more important than the delegate count

  345. 345.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 8, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @Cacti: I’m just paranoid. Seeing Rick Snyder get elected twice has done this to me.

  346. 346.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    They love the Trump/Sanders narrative. It goes to their enduring love for Reagan Democrats :)

    I like how the younger pundits picked right up on it.

  347. 347.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Honestly, I voted for Clinton but I’m mostly just happy for Bernie Sanders here, and I hope that if people are voting for him out of general economic misery, it’s a message that gets heard and affects the campaign. And that they don’t then vote for Trump, that would be stupid.

  348. 348.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @Kay: Also, since it’s the Guardian, the general “Americans are baffling and irrational freaks” narrative.

  349. 349.

    Kay

    March 8, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @magurakurin:

    I always said here that she was really strong in Ohio but most of that was based on ’08. It was true in ’08.

    It’s a weird election all across the board. If they’re hugely pissed off I’d rather they go to Sanders than Trump.

  350. 350.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    If Sanders is winning Michigan because a third of African-Americans are voting for him (as some exit polls suggested), I find it unlikely they will jump to Trump.

  351. 351.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 8, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled:

    I’m just paranoid. Seeing Rick Snyder get elected twice has done this to me.

    I’ll be in Michigan for most of April for bargaining so I will proselytize as much as possible in the low rent hotels, third rate restaurants, and dilapidated union halls I will be frequenting.

  352. 352.

    Wrb

    March 8, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @efgoldman: that was riffing on Hillary’s PUMAs wo in 2008 Would call Obama “that inadequate black man”

  353. 353.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 8, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Cacti: Total Republican turnout is running over 150K ahead of total Democratic turnout, though, even though the Democratic race is closer. If you want a reason to feel bad.

  354. 354.

    Prescott Cactus

    March 9, 2016 at 12:01 am

    @Ben Cisco: You are welcome. The book is called “When Breath Becomes Air”. Suggested reading for 2017. It’s allowed me to get back into hospice volunteering.

  355. 355.

    Applejinx

    March 9, 2016 at 4:53 am

    @Mnemosyne: Likewise. GenX ain’t that lefty, though we have the capacity for it.

    As for the why of Bernie winning Michigan: I’m gonna say ‘issues’, and trade as it applies to income inequality.

    Also: turnout turnout turnout! If Bernie only wins places where the turnout is unusually huge, that bodes well for the general. The words ‘polling place ran out of ballots’ says democracy, as it was intended to be practiced, to me! Trump is right to be scared. Turnout is what will defeat him!

  356. 356.

    Applejinx

    March 9, 2016 at 5:03 am

    @magurakurin: Almost everybody in the Democratic party is in some way ‘Clinton people’. That means implementation. If Bernie wins everything, that means nothing without implementation. It’s an opportunity to deliver a huge symbolic victory, and then use that as political leverage to implement a swing to the left that means something.

    Bernie’s actual policy may not become law of the land at all. He can be the sail, the Democratic Party is the boat. It can reinvent itself to not totally fail to fit the sail, and the result will work (and be wildly popular, clearing the way for other non-Bernie-related victories)

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