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I’m Dying Over Here

by John Cole|  March 14, 20162:22 pm| 195 Comments

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Seriously- I have the worst flu ever. Every portion of my body aches= I had to shower for 45 minutes just to loosen up enough to make some food. I am, however, still able to keep my sharp wit:

Resigning from Breitbart is like stepping down from your leadership role at the Klan because they didn't defend crossburners adequately.

— John Cole (@Johngcole) March 14, 2016

More tea.

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  1. 1.

    Aimai

    March 14, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    I adore you, JC.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    March 14, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Chicken soup. Until you puke. And then eat some more.

  3. 3.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    I feel your pain, Cole. My entire family has been down with a nasty bug at some point or another over the past few weeks. In our case, it wasn’t the flu, but it has a respiratory component that obligates you to hork up lung loogies until you feel like you’ve been kicked in every rib by a team of mules and a delightful sinus component that makes it feel like a cement truck filled your cranium with concrete. No fun. Feel better!

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    I had a mild case last week, my sister OTOH has been miserable for two weeks straight.

    You need some popcorn, though, for the Breitbart follies.

  5. 5.

    jharp

    March 14, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    I got a flu shot this year, First time. And have remained healthy.

    We do have the flu going around and it’s not good.

  6. 6.

    pamelabrown53

    March 14, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Great tweet, John.

    I’m so sorry that you have such a horrific case of the flu, following a bad cold. I’ve read that a person who is detoxing (from alcohol and meat heavy diets) tends to be more susceptible to flu and colds.

    I have 0 idea to the science supporting this but I hope you get well soon. Healing light and love going your way.

  7. 7.

    barkleyg

    March 14, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    “I am, however, still able to keep my sharp wit”

    Where can I get THAT flu for the next 8 months?

  8. 8.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    March 14, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    It’s an awful drag and I am sorry you have to go through it John.
    We’ll keep the lights on for you.
    Get better soon.

  9. 9.

    John Revolta

    March 14, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’m up in America’s Heartland, Betty, and I’ve had that same crap for about two weeks now. Since I was down in SW FL about six weeks ago so I’m just gonna go ahead and blame you.

  10. 10.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    @pamelabrown53: Alcohol is a known disinfectant.

  11. 11.

    John Revolta

    March 14, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder: Hey UV, a question from a couple of days ago- your friend from school, the big Keith Emerson fan…………are his initials PL?

  12. 12.

    O. Felix Culpa

    March 14, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    I treasure your sharp wit, with or without the flu. But preferably without. Sending warm get well thoughts!

  13. 13.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 14, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    Good point about Breitbart, JC. Surely the people who resigned knew who they were working for.

  14. 14.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Hope you feel better JC. No flu here but, shitty day anyway.

  15. 15.

    piratedan

    March 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    I’m sure that the Breitbart staffers were shocked, shocked I tell you, to find that out that they were working for people who were ethically challenged. I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance felt by those immediately affected.

    Although on a side note, Ben Shapiro is a special little ball of hate and I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

  16. 16.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    I got the kind of cold that turns into persistent throat congestion that drags on for weeks.

  17. 17.

    Central Planning

    March 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    @barkleyg:

    Where can I get THAT flu for the next 8 months?

    Are you sure you want John’s wit?

  18. 18.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Obvious question, but are you self-diagnosing and assuming it’s flu?

  19. 19.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Hot water bottles. For bad sinus-type pain it might take 2 in sequence before the relief comes on strong. If you don’t fill them completely full, they conform to the body better. The longer you keep them going, the more life returns. Or, fill the bathroom with hot shower steam before crawling in to sit there weakly and do nothing.

  20. 20.

    The Dangerman

    March 14, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Chicken soup. Until you puke. And then eat some more.

    Oh so close….

    …hot and sour soup. As hot and sour as you can stand it. If you aren’t sweating bullets after a few spoonfuls, it’s not hot/sour enough, so man up and do it right.

  21. 21.

    BGinCHI

    March 14, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Brown shirts not brown enough, complains Breitbart brown shirts.

    Seriously, Ben Shapiro is an idiot. But he’ll get snatched up by one of the other wingnut welfare outfits in no time.

  22. 22.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Christ Jeebus, Sarah Palin showed up at the Trump rally in Tampa and is screeching at the assembled right now.

  23. 23.

    PurpleGirl

    March 14, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Did you see my answer to you in the Monday morning thread? The City worked on the water main Sunday afternoon and we had water back by 7 PM.

  24. 24.

    The Dangerman

    March 14, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Sarah Palin showed up at the Trump rally in Tampa and is screeching at the assembled right now.

    I’ve been telling y’all …. Palin is my dark hore pick for the VP slot.

  25. 25.

    PurpleGirl

    March 14, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    @LAO: You’re in NYC, aren’t you? Yeah, it’s an overcast, yucky day.

  26. 26.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    March 14, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    I thought Palin went back to Alaska because of her husband’s snowmobile accident?

  27. 27.

    mdblanche

    March 14, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I thought she had to cancel because Todd was in a snowmobile accident? I seriously don’t know what to believe is real and what isn’t about these godforsaken rallies anymore.

  28. 28.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016: She said he’s in ICU but that it’s so important to get Trump elected that she decided to continue on the hustings. She just intro’d Chris Christie, who is now speaking.

  29. 29.

    singfoom

    March 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Feel better JC. It could be worse, you could have a horrible case of the Drumpfs. Seems like a shit ton of our fellow citizens are infected with that strange virus.

  30. 30.

    bemused

    March 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I read that it was cancelled because Todd had a serious snowmobile accident. What the heck is going on?

  31. 31.

    bemused

    March 14, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Seriously?!?!

  32. 32.

    glory b

    March 14, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    @srv: I heard reporters from a few outlets who were following the Trump campaign quickly mention that they had not seen ANY protesters start violence.

  33. 33.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    March 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    @The Dangerman: I think you misspelled dark horse. You meant dark whore right? Right?

  34. 34.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    2 More Breitbartians (?) have resigned. “Breitbart News is no longer a journalistic enterprise, but instead, in my opinion, something an unaffiliated media Super PAC for the trump campaign.”

    Well that’s certainly funny.

  35. 35.

    glory b

    March 14, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    @mdblanche: She’ll come back and announce that she had another baby.

  36. 36.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    In order to make America great again, the first step is to crumble the Republican party like a cookie and the next is to topple the dysfunctional family army at Fightbart.

  37. 37.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    @glory b: There’s cameras everywhere, cell phones everywhere, and no pictures going viral? Odd…

  38. 38.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I was wondering what happened to Christie, I assumed he was locked in the basement of Trump Towers.

  39. 39.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @bemused: When you said Todd, I thought it was Chuckie Todd. Then I read the earlier comment and figured it was Sarah’s Todd.

  40. 40.

    PurpleGirl

    March 14, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I thought someone two threads down said that Todd was hurt in a snowmobiling accident and she wasn’t going to Florida. Maye he wasn’t hurt that badly then.

  41. 41.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    March 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016: I cannot believe that she is not getting criticized by RWingers for not staying at home with Toad. He’s in ICU and she’s 8-10 hrs away? Family values much?

  42. 42.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Tom Yum soup, but yes, the “hot enough for ya?” principle holds.

    Poor JC! Pound those fluids, snuggle those critters.

  43. 43.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    YEE HAW!!!!

    Escaped Inmate From Madison County, Mo., Jail Still At Large

    A Franklin County deputy saw the suspect vehicle traveling south on Highway 185 from Sullivan and began to follow the vehicle. Washington County deputies were contacted and deployed spike strips near Highway K and Highway 185. Mills crossed the spikes, drove a short distance and crashed into a tree. Mills got out of the vehicle and fled into the woods.

    I live on Hwy A, 4 miles east of 185. K and A are about 2 miles apart where they intersect 185, so this is definitely my neck of the woods. There hasn’t been this much excitement around here since the hogs ate Grandma after her meth lab blew up.

  44. 44.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @bemused: cover story to balance their son’s appearance in court today? or for a drunk driving story about Todd?

  45. 45.

    pamelabrown53

    March 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Isn’t alcohol as a disinfectant meant if only applied topically? Ingested is another matter. IMH unscientific O, I’d much prefer a hot toddy which is soothing allows one more sleep (which really fosters the body to heal and repair) than all the crazy cold medicines, each with it’s on side effects.

    However, someone like John, an alcoholic doesn’t have that option.

  46. 46.

    Mike in NC

    March 14, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Sharing the stage with fellow grifters is obviously more important to the party of family values.

  47. 47.

    philpm

    March 14, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Boy, if I had a spouse like that, I’d be divorced yesterday.

  48. 48.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    @PurpleGirl: Yes. and I was the victim identity theft today. :- ( No doubt Karmic pay back for all the shitheels I’ve represented. Hope you remembered an umbrella (although it is way windy out too).

  49. 49.

    philpm

    March 14, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Wonder if it’s one of my relatives. I have a lot of my dad’s family that lives in Sullivan and the surrounding areas.

  50. 50.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    @PurpleGirl: I did and I was glad to hear it. Water is pretty essential.

  51. 51.

    Punchy

    March 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    The flu is all a mental exercise. Pretend you’re fine and you will be.

  52. 52.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Feel better, Cole.

    @Betty Cracker: I thought she had to go back to AK for husband in intensive care post-snowbile wreck?

    PS – typo above too funny to fix

    @Betty Cracker: Interesting priorities. Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods, as Charles Pierce calls her.

  53. 53.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile:

    I cannot believe that she is not getting criticized by RWingers for not staying at home with Toad.

    She’s doing god’s work.

  54. 54.

    philpm

    March 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    @Aleta: Made me wonder if he wasn’t the one who ran into the Iditarod sledders a couple of days ago and had someone else take the fall.

  55. 55.

    mdblanche

    March 14, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    In today’s edition of who’s endorsing whom, Pete Rose is betting big on Trump.

  56. 56.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Don’t leave the house wearing your Prison Surplus Store pants.

  57. 57.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    @mdblanche: He’s won over Aaron Carter, too!

  58. 58.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 14, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    @srv: Alinsky-ite? LOLOL. An oldie but a goodie.

  59. 59.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    March 14, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Ben Shapiro is the worst kind of wingnut – a professional baby man whose only job is to smear shit on everyone and everything that isn’t total shit. He wouldn’t quit anything if Trump’s campaign had any redeeming features, but it’s impossible to shit on something that’s completely and utterly already a total pile of shit.

  60. 60.

    bemused

    March 14, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    @Aleta:

    Saturday Trump’s rally was supposedly cancelled but wasn’t. I remember reading but now where that the reporter who ran with the story said he got the cancellation info from Trump campaign. Maybe that and the Palin story are both false flags.

    We are officially living in a Republican Twilight Zone series.

  61. 61.

    Aimai

    March 14, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    @The Dangerman: yes to this. Or a thai chicken soup with tons of garlic, fresh cilantro, lime and sliced green or red chili.

  62. 62.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    I recommend strong black tea infused with black cardamom and ginger for cold and flu. Clears up your sinuses.
    Also recommended, turmeric with either pepper or cayenne with hot milk. You can add a tea-spoon of sugar to it if you like.

  63. 63.

    geg6

    March 14, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    @glory b:

    LOL for real.

    Which turned into self-loathing because I realized I wish I could see how ol’ Sully would be reacting to this. And then to think it would be funny to see him freaking out about Trump, too. Damn these people for making me miss The Dish for the first time since it went dark.

  64. 64.

    The Dangerman

    March 14, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    ….Tom Yum soup…

    Oh, yeah, good stuff… load up on the lemongrass and cliantro, et al, and sweat it out.

  65. 65.

    SFAW

    March 14, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    @piratedan:

    Although on a side note, Ben Shapiro is a special little ball of hate and I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

    I say we put your proclamation to the test.

  66. 66.

    gene108

    March 14, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    @srv:

    Marc Thiessen

    How did that ass-hat get a gig writing for the WaPo?

    Life ain’t fair.

    Also, blue-collar workers are not more prone to violence than others in society, in my opinion.

    Why does he assume, if someone is being an asshole at a bar frequented by blue-collar workers the antagonist is more likely to get beaten up than a bar frequented, by say, Washington, D.C. lobbyists?

    Why does he hate on the workin’ man so?

  67. 67.

    SoupCatcher

    March 14, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    @PurpleGirl:

    I thought someone two threads down said that Todd was hurt in a snowmobiling accident and she wasn’t going to Florida.

    She needs airfare.

    Plane tickets aren’t free, dontchaknow?

    And, add another vote to hot-and-sour soup.

  68. 68.

    J R in WV

    March 14, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Sorry you’re sick, John. But you show the same rapier wit, so your brain isn’t melting yet.

    The hot soup suggestions have worked for me in the past. I really like Tom Yum soup, too, so heating that up and eating a gallon of it sounds like Thai penicillin…

    Good luck, and see a Dr, they have treatments for flu virus now!!!

  69. 69.

    Anoniminous

    March 14, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    FTW

  70. 70.

    JPL

    March 14, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: It might not be a good idea to give a ride to strangers today. Just sayin

  71. 71.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    @pamelbrown53

    Traditional non -alcoholic Latin American treatment for colds and flu:

    Garlic Tea Recipe

    In a large saucepan, bring 3 cups of water and 3 cloves of garlic (cut in half) to a boil. Turn off the heat when the water boils, and add 1/2 cup of honey and 1/2 cup of fresh lemon juice. Strain. Sip 1/2 cup, warm, three times a day. Refrigerate extra to use the next day.

    It couldn’t hoit….

    Other than chicken soup, Mom swears by Propolis, Whenever relatives or their friends from Brazil come north, they bring her a potent variety, which keeps in the fridge until needed.

  72. 72.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    And now I’m done. Trump,no longer being subtle about anti-semintism

    Which, is the only reason, I think Ben Shapiro has a problem with Trump.

    ETA: Done with my crapy day, I was done with Trump on day one.

  73. 73.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Trump keeps getting interrupted by protesters. You can watch a live stream here if you’re feeling particularly masochistic. The adjacent chat stream is a geyser of stupid. One comment said, “China is un-American.” LOL! Hope that was a joke!

  74. 74.

    Paul in KY

    March 14, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    @The Dangerman: No way. Too much of a loose cannon for Veep slot. Plus, he’d have to watch his food, etc. You get the Snowbilly Grifter 1 heartbeat away from the prize…

  75. 75.

    Paul in KY

    March 14, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @mdblanche: I bet Trump has promised ole Petey that he’ll sign an executive order to get him into the Hall. Pete being stupid enough to believe that it might work.

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    @Aimai

    Cilantro. Bleargh.

    Why ruin anything edible by putting soap in it?

    (Proud member of the minority who reacts negatively to the taste of the stuff.)

  77. 77.

    The Dangerman

    March 14, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    @Paul in KY:

    Too much of a loose cannon for Veep slot.

    For Trump, I think, this is feature, not bug.

    Loose Cannon = Media Attention = Win! (from Trumps perspective, I mean – which is why he’s outright calling for violence at his events – someone gets the shit kicked out of them, or worse, is a win for Donald Dick).

  78. 78.

    gene108

    March 14, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    I did and I was glad to hear it. Water is pretty essential.

    My water heater sprung a leak a couple of years ago. Repairman shut the water down to my condo unit and had to come back the next morning to install the new water heater.

    Hardest night I’ve had.

    I’ve had situations, where the power’s been out for a weak and it wasn’t nearly as difficult as managing without any running water for a night.

  79. 79.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 14, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    @Aimai: I’d rather have the flu than be forced to ingest cilantro.

  80. 80.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    @LAO: Christie took a volunteer job as a talk show host asking scripted questions to the same guest every day in hell.

  81. 81.

    Applejinx

    March 14, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    I hope you feel better, John.

    I spent nearly a month sick after finishing up working for the NH Bernie campaign: between that and tax season I just went down like a sack of rocks. Been doing better lately, thank goodness.

    One thing I did was lay in supplies of lemonlime Emergen-C and lemonlime gatorade mix. When I was sickest, I’d make tall glass after tall glass of ‘packet of Emergen-C, teaspoonful of Gatorade powder’: pretty watery, but enough C and glucose and salt etc. to survive. Swear by it now (regular water is better whilst not sick, tho)

  82. 82.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    @Paul in KY

    So U.N. ambassador it is, then.

    (Head hurts merely allowing such a thought.)

  83. 83.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    @Aleta: So, a step up from Governor of New Jersey?

  84. 84.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 14, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    @NotMax: I got that gene too. Everyone at my favorite Thai restaurant knows it. Whenever I start to order, whoever is taking the order says “no cilantro,” as they begin to write. I went to lunch there unexpectedly one day, and asked for a set of sticks to eat my Pad Thai. One of the owners asked “where are yours?” My colleague correctly surmised that I eat there quite a bit.

  85. 85.

    SFAW

    March 14, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    @srv:

    I think, certainly, if the protesters continue with their Alinksy-ite tactics

    Would that be Salu Alinksy?

    Alinksy! Soros! Michael Moore! Satan! LIE-BERALS!!!1!2!!

    I long ago determined that “Crazy/Stupid/Evil, pick three” is the operational phrase for Republicans. The big question is: of those three, which is the predominant factor?

    I guess one possible answer is “Yes.” (Or, perhaps, “All of ’em, Katie.”)

  86. 86.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe its from a worker from the stoneware industry.

  87. 87.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    @LAO: Except the bridges are more congested, and you shouldn’t look down.

  88. 88.

    Xboxershorts

    March 14, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    What? No “Black Peter” reference? You really MUST be ill…

  89. 89.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    March 14, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    JC – half a teaspoon or so of turmeric in the smallest amount of very warm water you can put it in – probably a quarter of a cup. I know schrödinger’s cat said with milk. Ive been told water because milk is not good for respiratory secretions. Oh,if you do do this make sure you have something ready to drink go get the taste out of your mouth. The taste isn’t horrible,just earthy.

  90. 90.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I just heard three people on CNN literally screaming at each other about religion. One of them was Donna Brazile and one of them was some Trump-supporting preacher who apparently had wondered aloud about the closeness of Bernie Sanders’ relationship to Jesus (!) Dunno who the moderator was, but she spent about five minutes impotently pleading with Donna to let the preacher finish and with the preacher to let Donna talk, and of course neither of them did. Finally she said “We’re going to have to leave it there,” at which point the two guests started in again — simultaneously, and at the top of their respective voices — about whether or not Jesus was a baby-killer. Even for CNN during this political season, it was just bizarre.

  91. 91.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Palin is my dark hore pick

    !

  92. 92.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    March 14, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Seem to be two variants of the creeping deth flu running around: the one I had, which made me mildly sick for about five days, and the one my wife, father, mother and stepfather got, which lasted one month minimum with rib-cracking coughing and secondary bacterial infections.

    Not digging the flu shots, decided to give them a try four years ago, at the very least they do not work.

  93. 93.

    Roger Moore

    March 14, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Chicken soup.

    From black skinned chickens. At least that’s what my Chinese coworkers tell me.

  94. 94.

    Rob in CT

    March 14, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    This thing – which I don’t think was flu – hit my kids a few weeks ago. Nasty, and has a tendency to come back (one of the 2 kids got it twice). Fever, phlegmy cough, aches…

    Hang in there, Cole.

  95. 95.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    March 14, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Jan Brewer the finger sticking former governor from AZ endorsed Trumpster. I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes her as Veep. Also, Gov Mary Fallin of Oklahoma although I don’t know if she endorsed anybody. I don’t see Suzanne Martinez because I just can’t see Trumpster having a Hispanic as Veep with all the crap he’s uttered. I don’t see Princess Snowbilly because she’ll be competing with him on the stage.

  96. 96.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    @mdblanche:
    @Peale:

    And Joel Osteen!

  97. 97.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    @Rob in CT: That sounds like what we had, and it definitely wasn’t the flu according to our doc (the kid went). I got it twice too. Man, that sucked. Better now, though.

  98. 98.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    @LAO:

    That was the guy on CNN! in my SiubhanDuinne

  99. 99.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: It tastes better with milk. Turmeric is not water soluble its oil soluble. If JC can get fresh turmeric it will be even more effective. More effective for sore throat and than a runny nose.

  100. 100.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Would it have been better for Donna to let him speak and throw down on state of Bernie’s relationship with Jesus Christ? Or should she have cornered him into admitting that he believes in the blood libel?

  101. 101.

    Pogonip

    March 14, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Us too. You’re in Florida, right? It must be all over the country, we’re in the Midwest.

  102. 102.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Is anyone in charge of thinking at CNN?

  103. 103.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: He’s 25 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb bag. I figure Trump was so excited to find an AA supporter, he “overlooked” said supporter’s other unsavory opinions.

    ETA: fixed grammatical error

  104. 104.

    Shell

    March 14, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    Damn, Cole. It seems like you’ve been sick with one thing or another all winter.. My sympathies with the body/muscle pain. The last time I had the flu it felt like somebody was beating me up.

  105. 105.

    Betty Cracker

    March 14, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    @Pogonip: Yep. Seems to be everywhere.

  106. 106.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    @Aleta:

    Not since Ted left.

  107. 107.

    Hurling Dervish

    March 14, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    About six months ago, there were published reports that Trump was paying Breitbart for positive coverage. Is that what’s really underlying all of this? And for anyone who has the stomach to wander over to Gateway Pundit from time to time, it looks like the Stupidest Man on the Internet has become a similar shill. Could he be getting the same deal?

  108. 108.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    @Betty Cracker: That’s the bug that gave me pneumonia and I’m still wondering when I will feel normal again. Some days it’s all I can do to get the girls to and from school and fed. And the critters cared for, of course. But the rest of the house may be condemned soon.

  109. 109.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    @Peale:

    We’ll never know. I always wonder in these noisy “cross-talk” things why any of the participants — including the moderators — believe their beautiful point will be made crystal-clear as long as they just SHOUT LOUDER. Or why the director doesn’t just cut everyone’s mic. I guess it gets ratings and eyeballs (the McLaughlin Report was quite popular for years, I believe) and appalled can’t-turn-away-from-the-train-wreck people (like me), but it bears as much resemblance to actual journalism as I do to Idris Elba.

  110. 110.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    March 14, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    About six months ago, there were published reports that Trump was paying Breitbart for positive coverage. Is that what’s really underlying all of this? And for anyone who has the stomach to wander over to Gateway Pundit from time to time, it looks like the Stupidest Man on the Internet has become a similar shill. Could he be getting the same deal?

    I’m sure it wasn’t that expensive an investment. Maybe a couple grand, tops. Why not lock up all the conservatard blogs?

  111. 111.

    Elie

    March 14, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    Feel better John. My husband and I both had it and its a pain. We’ve had some friends who have gotten quite sick for a couple of weeks. Hang in there… drink fluids and get some chicken soup! The Musinex 24 hour really works, but it doesn’t cure the thing — just makes it a little easier to bear.

  112. 112.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    @LAO:

    . “Breitbart News is no longer a journalistic enterprise, but instead, in my opinion, something an unaffiliated media Super PAC for the trump campaign.”

    Holy cannoli. It seems like only yesterday, there was some concern that the right wing media machine, lubed up via the unholy PAC money of the Koch suckers, would rumble, roar and smash the puny Democrats in its path.

    Now, the wheels are coming off this sad, rusty behemoth, the engine is sputtering, and the heap has rolled over into a ditch.

    There is always a chance that these morons will get their act together at the convention, but for now, damn it’s fun watching them sputter.

  113. 113.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @CONGRATULATIONS!: a month? ?

  114. 114.

    daverave

    March 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    My Cole-esque accident of the weekend involved a chain saw to my right cheek. While it was not running, it left enough cuts/marks to make people I talk with have a hard time not constantly glancing at the damage. Would have been great just before Halloween.

  115. 115.

    Cacti

    March 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Have to say, you BJers drink some nasty crap when you get sick.

  116. 116.

    Shell

    March 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    @Brachiator: There is always a chance that these morons will get their act together at the convention
    **************

    I wonder what will be this years Clint Eastwood moment?

  117. 117.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    This is me today

  118. 118.

    GregB

    March 14, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    I hear it is a nasty strain of the Alinskey Flu that is going around.

  119. 119.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    me too. ‘cept not as cute and fuzzy. : )

    @daverave:

    Dear God!! How do you manage that?? Wait…do I really want to know?

  120. 120.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    @Cacti: I’m a hot tea and lemon with raw honey drinker myself, but Ohm Chai tea is the closest to the delicious chai I had in India. So good when you feel crappy.

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    Matt McIrvin

    March 14, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    @Shell: I think the entire event this year is going to be somewhere about a mile beneath the level of the Clint Eastwood moment.

  122. 122.

    Poopyman

    March 14, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    @satby:

    Ohm Chai tea

    Can’t resist it, right?
    (/nerd humor)

  123. 123.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    @daverave: Ouch that sounds painful, hopefully it was not rusty.

  124. 124.

    Viperbuck

    March 14, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    More bad news, beleaguered blog host.
    Brooke County WV is due to get severe tornado-producing thunderstorms this evening. Will be wishing for the best for all of yinze in my old stomping grounds. Keep the critters and yourself safe & dry please.

  125. 125.

    daverave

    March 14, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Have you ever been working on a tall ladder (above eye level) gotten down and left a hammer or screwdriver on the top and forgot about it? Then later moved the ladder and the tool comes crashing down on your head?

    Something similar… fortunately it was a small, electric chain saw on a pole. I swear I had not been drinking.

  126. 126.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 14, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @satby: Chai = = tea. So chai tea is redundant. You can make your own, you need loose leaf tea, you can by chai masala from an Indian grocery store or make your own. The watery and weak stuff that is sold as chai here is usually pretty awful.

  127. 127.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @Poopyman: I totally don’t get it, but then Qunoot hates that we say chai and tea, since chai means tea. And I misspelled the brand, it’s Om. Best stuff ever.

  128. 128.

    Bobby Thomson

    March 14, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Breitbart is still dead, by the way.

  129. 129.

    Applejinx

    March 14, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: In my book the best way to consume turmeric in quantity is, in curry :9

    I’ll stirfry chicken bits in coconut oil and so much curry powder it’s nearly a paste, and then put in some mango chutney to make a sauce. Yum! Serve over rice. Done that simply there isn’t even any dairy (alternative: add some cottage cheese while it’s hot enough to melt the curds, then don’t mix it up too thoroughly)

  130. 130.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: yep, but I live in a very rural area, and “chai tea” is what they call it. I know it’s wrong, but if I want a cup that’s what I need to ask for.
    And you’re right, made from scratch is the best.

  131. 131.

    goblue72

    March 14, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Today’s NY Times – Trump’s support not just from your local Klan rally.

    Its a one-off article, so who the heck knows. But its not a complete accident that the populist candidates in both parties are getting the traction they are getting – when in any other year, neither candidate would be polling above single digits. There’s a quite sizable portion of the electorate for whom the last 30 years have been a screw-job – with the last 10 years being an enormous screw-job. Top-line unemployment numbers don’t mean crap when the “JERBS!” are minimum wage greeter jobs at Walmart. In post-Great Recession America – while NOT-Starving is better than Starving, there is a gulf between NOT-Starving and Getting Ahead – especially when the ladder of opportunity has been burned to the ground by the elites.

    There were liberal critics of Obama at the time that criticized the President for doubling down on healthcare reform as the signature legislation of his Presidency on which to spend his political capital as opposed to more direct jobs/economy related programming. (And no matter how many blog posts Richard puts up, the benefits of the ACA has largely accused to lower income households – and have been much more limited in benefit to working class and lower-middle class households. And the politics of that is that those households vote more frequently than the poor.)

    In the long view, it was likely the right decision as the last major expansion of healthcare coverage towards universal coverage was when LBJ was President and Lord knows when we’d get another chance again. Probably when Lady Gaga is great-grandmother. But there were consequences, at least in the medium term.

  132. 132.

    Shell

    March 14, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    This morning, Sarah Palin canceled her Florida appearances with Donald Trump after her husband was hospitalized in intensive care last night. This afternoon, Palin showed up in Florida anyway.

    Palin, who was breathless and tripped over her words, cited her husband’s snowmobile injury— “real life issues that happen”—as evidence of how necessary a Trump presidency has become.
    &^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Huh? What does that have to do with Trump? Or is she being more incoherent than usual?

  133. 133.

    Applejinx

    March 14, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    @daverave: That is the MANLIEST shaving of which I have ever heard…

  134. 134.

    Kay

    March 14, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Gross:

    Donald Trump just won a key endorsement going into Tuesday’s Florida primary: the state’s attorney general, Pam Bondi.
    But her bigger favor to Trump may have been her decision in 2013 not to pursue an investigation of Trump’s for-profit education chain after he made a big donation to her re-election campaign.
    As Scott Maxwell of the Orlando Sentinel reported at the time, Bondi announced in September 2013 that her office was reviewing a series of complaints related to the Trump Institute of Boca Raton, a for-profit education company that is no longer in operation. Three days after the report that Bondi was considering joining other states’ attorneys general in taking action against Trump’s for-profit education chain, the real estate mogul dumped $25,000 into a committee organized for Bondi’s re-election.
    Bondi ended up taking no action.

  135. 135.

    JPL

    March 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    @Shell: It’s difficult to measure.

  136. 136.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    @Shell: We need to start selling insurance across state lines and repeal Obamacare before any more Palins have to go to the hospital, where healthcare is now in ruins!

  137. 137.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 14, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    No applause in a Wassilla hospital

    Sam Stein ‏@ samsteinhp 50m50 minutes ago
    “thank you baby” — Trump to Palin as he left the stage (95% sure he said it)

    Trump just sort of glibly mocked Todd Palin’s snow mobile accident

  138. 138.

    O. Felix Culpa

    March 14, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    @srv: I blame Obama. Who else?

  139. 139.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    @goblue72: Maybe Obama’s first initiative should have been a spending bill that stimulated the economy! I forget what they call those things. Well, water under the bridge.

  140. 140.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 14, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    @Kay: No way. Surely there’s no quid pro quo in FL. I cannot believe it. Certainly not among the GOP crowd.

    I considered driving up the road to get yelled at in the rain yesterday. But I’m getting over a cold and I’ve been known to get mouthy, so the possibility of it not ending well were non-zero. And Sheriff Jones and I kinda sorta don’t get along.

  141. 141.

    Mary G

    March 14, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Feel better soon, JC.

  142. 142.

    Poopyman

    March 14, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    @satby: Google “Ohm”

  143. 143.

    Germy

    March 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    The Cumberland County Sheriff’s office is considering filing charges of inciting a riot against GOP frontrunner Donald Trump for the Fayetteville, North Carolina rally according to an NBC reporter and local media sources. The rally was the site where Trump supporter John Franklin McGraw was arrested for sucker-punching a black protester and threatening to kill him.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/police-consider-charging-trump-with-inciting-a-riot-over-violence-at-north-carolina-rally/

  144. 144.

    Central Planning

    March 14, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    @Poopyman:

    @satby: Google “Ohm”

    Do it. Resistance is futile.

  145. 145.

    Germy

    March 14, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    @Peale: I’d like to see Obamacare repealed and replaced with something involving private savings plans for health emergencies. If we all save a few pennies every day, we all can save up for that big medical crisis in our future. Also, the new plan should feature tort reform.
    I think having a market-based savings plan, somewhat like a 401K, would be best. This way, my dividends will increase when the stock market goes up. And keep pharmaceuticals expensive. The extra profits will go towards more drug research. Everyone will benefit.

  146. 146.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 14, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    @Central Planning:
    Google ‘Olm.’ They’re adorable.

  147. 147.

    Germy

    March 14, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    @srv: A beard, eh?

  148. 148.

    Central Planning

    March 14, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    They’re adorable.

    My definition of adorable includes some kind of fur or soft clothing. Olms aren’t doing it for me. :)

  149. 149.

    Chyron HR

    March 14, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    @goblue72:

    There were liberal critics of Obama at the time that criticized the President for doubling down on healthcare reform as the signature legislation of his Presidency on which to spend his political capital

    This is totally different from Sanders making single-payer health care the centerpiece of his campaign because shut up that’s why.

  150. 150.

    Germy

    March 14, 2016 at 5:08 pm


    Report: Trump health plan would increase deficit, leave millions uninsured

    WASHINGTON — Donald Trump’s recently released plan to repeal the Affordable Care Act would drive up the federal deficit by nearly $500 billion over the next decade and cause 21 million Americans to lose health coverage, according to a new independent analysis.

    Trump’s “Healthcare Reform to Make America Great Again” plan, which the GOP presidential front-runner outlined on his campaign website last month, does not include much detail.

    But its major planks – including repealing Obamacare, deregulating health insurance and offering tax breaks to help Americans get coverage – would likely have a devastating effect, the new analysis from the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget concludes.

    tribune washington bureau

  151. 151.

    MaryRC

    March 14, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    @bemused: There were 2 scheduled events. She cancelled a solo appearance in Florida that was supposed to take place early in the afternoon, giving her return to her husband’s bedside as her excuse, but then showed up at a rally where Trump was present, 2 hours later. Priorities, I guess.

    I’m sure she’ll stay by Todd’s side until he has half-recovered.

  152. 152.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    @daverave:

    Not as such – not with a chainsaw, at any rate – but it sounds like the sort of thing I *might* do, so am wincing in sympathy.

  153. 153.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    And Sheriff Jones and I kinda sorta don’t get along.

    This really, really, sounds like it ought to be the opening line to a Western. An Elmore Leonard-style Western. : )

  154. 154.

    Cermet

    March 14, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    You are still a republican at heart – not listening; John – fact, keeping high levels of Vitamin D will help prevent and certainly does reduce the severity of flu’s. Aim for 50 – 70 ng/dl. Ask your MD for a blood test. I have telling you for years – these are proven facts in double blind medical studies. It has a host of good effects and has been PROVEN to reduce the chance of developing many types of cancers. Stop being stubborn and take good advice. It take 4 months to develop the anti-cold qualities so get started ASAP!

  155. 155.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    @satby: @schrodinger’s cat:

    Y’all made me thirsty, so I went and got me some “chai tea” at our local furniture store/coffeeshop (yes, I live in a town *that* small).. Surprisingly good. : )

  156. 156.

    Mike in NC

    March 14, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @Germy: The so-called Trump Health Plan on his website is about as appealing as his hairdo. The same warmed-over BS all the other Republicans are spouting.

  157. 157.

    Central Planning

    March 14, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @Cermet: Cite? Reputable journals please, not “bobsvitamindworld.com”

    I did see this: Journal of the American Medical Association study result:

    Results The mean baseline 25-OHD level of participants was 29 (SD, 9) ng/mL. Vitamin D supplementation resulted in an increase in serum 25-OHD levels that was maintained at greater than 48 ng/mL throughout the study. There were 593 URTI episodes in the vitamin D group and 611 in the placebo group, with no statistically significant differences in the number of URTIs per participant (mean, 3.7 per person in the vitamin D group and 3.8 per person in the placebo group; risk ratio, 0.97; 95% CI, 0.85-1.11), number of days of missed work as a result of URTIs (mean, 0.76 days in each group; risk ratio, 1.03; 95% CI, 0.81-1.30), duration of symptoms per episode (mean, 12 days in each group; risk ratio, 0.96; 95% CI, 0.73-1.25), or severity of URTI episodes. These findings remained unchanged when the analysis was repeated by season and by baseline 25-OHD levels.

    Or maybe slightly more readable CNN version:

    The people in the vitamin D group came down with an average of 3.7 bouts of cold or flu, compared to 3.8 in the placebo group — a statistically negligible difference. Nor did vitamin D have any measurable impact on the severity of symptoms, their duration (about 12 days per episode in each group), or the number of workdays missed.

    ETA: URTI is Upper Respiratory Tract Infection

  158. 158.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    @daverave: geez, … glad it’s not worse. My friend’s face (and skull?) was saved only by the bridge of his metal glasses breaking when his running chainsaw kicked upward.

  159. 159.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Chyron HR: It also kind of ignores how central Healthcare Reform was to the Democratic election that year. The meltdown was in October. Before that, there were problems. Paulsen’s Bazooka statements to Congress weren’t until July. The need for mortgage relief for defaulting and underwater homeowners was not, if I recall, a major item that Democrats were running on in 2008.

    The Stimulus and Healthcare Reform weren’t ever an either/or proposition, and I am pretty certain that liberals would have been upset to find out that healthcare reform needed to be put on hold because of a recession. The stimulus should have been bigger, but people weren’t calling for “stimulus”. Who was calling for a jobs program? Debt relief for bad home mortgages isn’t a jobs program. Extended unemployment benefits wasn’t a jobs program.

    The big time job producing non-shovel-ready public works project was the high-speed rail. And it was so popular that republican governors were elected in almost every state. Walker made stopping the train a centerpiece of his campaign. Pulling out to save money cost the state over $100M. I’m trying to remember what other the other GOP candidates were saying about the train. The most “jobs friendly” policy of the Obama administration early on was bailing out the auto industry and I don’t think he knew how many people hated auto-workers and auto companies.

  160. 160.

    jake the antisoshul soshulist

    March 14, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    @MaryRC:

    Heh heh, you might have won the internet.

  161. 161.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @Peale: That’s not Grunwald’s take. The New New Deal.

  162. 162.

    A Ghost To Most

    March 14, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    @srv:

    Put the blame where it belongs; religion and tribalism.

  163. 163.

    dlwchico

    March 14, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    I got the flu this year also, after just having sniffles the past few winters. This year’s flu was the worst that I’ve had in 50 years.

  164. 164.

    MomSense

    March 14, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    Attention Hamilmaniacs!

    Hamilton is on live right now!!!

    WhiteHouse.gov

  165. 165.

    Ruckus

    March 14, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    @daverave:
    Had a friend who got a chainsaw on a pole. We half kidded him that he should have his wife pre-dial 91 on the phone just in case. He is not known for his ability to use any tool other than a knife, fork, and keyboard. Those he does very, very well with.

  166. 166.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 14, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    @Peale:

    Who was calling for a jobs program?

    Obama. For a couple of years. The Republicans in congress said ‘There is literally nothing we want to obstruct more, Mister One Term President.’ Then they went on the cable news shows and complained about how Obama was doing nothing about jobs, while the talking heads nodded seriously.

  167. 167.

    A Ghost To Most

    March 14, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    Be careful out there, daverave. Ladders are like scorpions; they try to kill you just because it is in their nature.

  168. 168.

    MomSense

    March 14, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    Where’s MNEM?!

    She can’t miss #Bam4ham

  169. 169.

    Juju

    March 14, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    @Punchy: and if you pinch that neck nerve just right you can make a person pass out for long enough to get away.

  170. 170.

    goblue72

    March 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    @Chyron HR: Single payer healthcare is not the centerpiece of Sanders campaign. Anymore than healthcare was the centerpiece of Obama’s campaign. For each, they were part of the platform.

    But Obama did decide to blow his political capital on the ACA. President’s only get a limited shot at a few signature issues before DC destroys the rest of their momentum, by and large. Obama made healthcare one of his. In contrast, he spent no political capital on labor – Labor’s big issue was card-check. Obama engaged in some for-show efforts to get it passed, but didn’t burn any political capital to do so. I’m not saying Obama was bad for Labor – just that he didn’t give it the focus he did healthcare. As an example.

  171. 171.

    LAO

    March 14, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Bella Q and Steve, if you’re out there. From JJ Macnab’s Twitter feed, the definition of unhelpful. http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/ammon-bundy-grant-county-sheriff-grant-palmer/

  172. 172.

    MomSense

    March 14, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    @goblue72:

    No you are just wrong. I was working on a labor campaign with both SEIU and AFL CIO for card check and healthcare. HCAN was comprised mostly of labor groups who provided the money and organizers. He didn’t betray labor at all. They dropped card check when it was clear it wasn’t going anywhere.

  173. 173.

    goblue72

    March 14, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    @Peale: A make-work jobs program was not what I was referring to. Temporary jobs programs and infrastructure spending do nothing to change the structural conditions that have resulted in where we are today. Structural changes are the big lift legislation that become a permanent (as far as those things go) re-organizing of society. The Clean Air Act is a structural change. The Conservation Jobs Corps is not.

    Obama aimed his political capital, in terms of STRUCTURAL change, at healthcare. That’s fine. As I said above. And in long view, probably the right decision. As I said above. But it has consequences.

    Very little was done for Labor. Labor has been fighting for card check for years and Obama did squat.

    Immigration reform – nada.

    Housing – peanuts were thrown directly at housing. The banks were bailed out (and nobody went to jail), but homeowner relief was paltry and the programs rolled out by the Obama Administration were worthless. Despite the fact that it was a housing bubble that created the mess in the first place. (And now 10 years later, we have a growing housing affordability crisis in many parts of the country, while in others, folks are still under-water)

    Education – Not only was no progress made, but we actually went mostly backwards. The Obama Administration’s K-12 education policy has been a complete dumpster fire, with Arne Duncan probably one of the most reviled Education Secretary’s in recent memory. College education is just as unaffordable as it was in 2008 and likely even worse. The only progress made at all is in the area of for-profit colleges – a worthy goal from the perspective of consumer protection, but not change the needle one bit on opportunity.

    Again, President’s have a limited set of issues they can spend political capital on before running into a wall. Happens with Mayors, happens with Governors, happens with Presidents. Obama chose Healthcare. Getting close to universal healthcare is a good thing. But its a program mostly benefitting lower income households. In the broad sense of social equity, thats a good thing. But it has consequences that show up on election day.

    But please, keep pretending that folks who point out the bleeding obvious are just crazy-eyed Sanderbros.

  174. 174.

    Ellen R

    March 14, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    For sore throats and stuffed sinuses:
    Put a small pot with at least one cup of water on the stove and set it boiling.
    Lower the heat to simmer, and add one tsp of anise seeds and one quarter tsp of whole Thyme.
    Exact measurements don’t matter.
    Breathe in the steam. For throat and lungs, suck in the steam through open mouth.

    Anise is soothing and Thyme is a mild disinfectant. This feel good, plus helps you empty your head or lungs. From a very old herbal medicine textbook. You can even drink they stuff when you’re done standing over the pot.

  175. 175.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 14, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: The Nightly Show does a segment about that type of thing, it’s really funny.

  176. 176.

    Karen

    March 14, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    John, my grampa’s swear by a teaspoon of honey. It’ll stop your coughing in no time.

  177. 177.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @goblue72: So the desirable STRUCTURAL CHANGE was card-check, which is the only thing that really counts. Pouring billions of dollars into renewable energy and reshaping that entire sector doesn’t count because reasons. It’s totally obvious! I refer you to Grunwald, which I linked above.

  178. 178.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    @goblue72: What, by the way, is Sanders’s big STRUCTURAL CHANGE for labor?

  179. 179.

    goblue72

    March 14, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    @MomSense: Yes it didn’t go anywhere. The point is that part of reason it didn’t go anywhere is the President didn’t make it a priority enough to spend political capital on. Richard Trumpka is not going to come out and blast the President – he knows it would be just counter-productive. But there were critics at the time saying Obama didn’t make it a priority.

    EFCA passed the House in 2007 and had a majority vote in the Senate, though not enough to break a filibuster. And that was all accomplished despite the fact that the President at the time was never going to sign it.

    2008 comes around, the county is probably in the most pro-worker mood it will ever be in (when everyone is getting the shaft, those “evil” unions stop looking so bad), and an even larger Democratic majority. President made some generic statements of support, but didn’t do much beyond that. He had other fish to fry.

  180. 180.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 14, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: Grunwald has a long piece in Politico magazine about Obama’s domestic agenda.

    The New New Deal came out when MSNBC was still trying to be a liberal network, and you would’ve thought MG’s book was right in their wheelhouse. I saw him on one half segment (about three minutes) with Ed Schultz, who hadn’t read the book or prepared any decent questions. No TDS or Colbert appearance that I saw either.

  181. 181.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I would have guessed he was on one or the other of Stewart or Colbert but I can’t say for sure.

  182. 182.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 14, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    @MomSense: Thank you!

  183. 183.

    Xboxershorts

    March 14, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @Central Planning:

    @Poopyman:
    @satby: Google “Ohm”
    Do it. Resistance is futile.

    Say WATT?!?!?!

  184. 184.

    MomSense

    March 14, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    @goblue72:

    Look, I was in the fucking meetings. The problem wasn’t Obama.

  185. 185.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    @MomSense: Was it Baby Boomers? For goblue those are the two options.

  186. 186.

    MomSense

    March 14, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    Oh brother. I’ll go back to not engaging.

  187. 187.

    Felonius Monk

    March 14, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @MomSense:

    I’ll go back to not engaging.

    Entirely understandable. The NoClue lecture series is getting pretty tiresome.

  188. 188.

    Peale

    March 14, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @goblue72: you’re changing registers again. You started with “the president should have done more with jobs instead of healthcare” then bounced to housing and immigration. Yes. It seemed that quite a bit of political capital was spent on immigration.

    You shouldn’t be counting relief for homeowners as a job creator. It wasn’t. I can agree that HAMP was a disaster and it was oversold. But I wouldn’t pretend that if it was successful we’d be restarting the home building boom again.

    You may think that providing relief to underwater homeowners would be easy, slam dunk. But I never figured out how that could work. Having the government assume faltering mortgages for me role who couldn’t pay them and issuing a new mortgage at a new and revalued price made sense a little. But practically? No.

  189. 189.

    barkleyg

    March 14, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Central Planning:

    the SICKER the better!

  190. 190.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Poopyman: I’m blaming my dopeyness on the Nyquil.

  191. 191.

    satby

    March 14, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Round where I live, I think they consider it a variation like “sweet tea” at some of the little coffee places.

  192. 192.

    RaflW

    March 14, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    @srv: Clearly the ‘left-wing protesters’ need to wear tricorner hats. Then you’re a heartland, hero American protester. If you are hatless, you’re a commie.

  193. 193.

    redshirt

    March 15, 2016 at 1:50 am

    Serious question John: Are you sick more days than you are not?

  194. 194.

    Paul in KY

    March 15, 2016 at 9:44 am

    @The Dangerman: I think he wants a sycophant he can control. Sarah! is not one of those.

  195. 195.

    Paul in KY

    March 15, 2016 at 9:46 am

    @NotMax: Jeezus, he might do that. Would make Bolton look like Adlai Stevenson.

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