Like a culinary version of the Kardashians, the “dump” recipe trend is taking over the checkout line magazine rack:
As far as I know, the dump trend was started by that adorable, bejeweled grandmotherly lady who stars in an astonishing number of 4 AM infomercials, where she can be seen dumping an odd assortment of ingredients into crockpots and a variety of other vessels and producing five-course meals in one steaming glop.
Seems like the dump trend originated with dump cakes, which may be a variation on the “cuppa-cuppa-cuppa” cake recipe made famous by “Steel Magnolias” in the ’80s. After that, there was no stopping the dump, which has been applied to soups, appetizers, main dishes, etc.
It’s raining hard here in Central FL, so we’re using that as an excuse to do very little, although there’s plenty that needs attending to indoors. You?
Consider this a “dump” post, i.e., an open thread.
ShadeTail
It is *NOT* raining here (though some high-altitude non-rain clouds are keeping it overcast), so I will be heading out to a bunch of Dungeons&Dragons games.
Jacel
I wonder if the dump is going to become a musical trend as well, reviving an old Renaissance style (also called Dompe).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGmPng49Abk
satby
Not a dump cake, but delicious all the same.
redshirt
I have no idea what the dump trend is.
Explain please?
jeffreyw
I had a fling with dump cakes a while back but a recent disaster with a recipe that included 7-Up, white cake mix, and blueberries chastened me. Mrs J is making blueberry banana muffins with a crunch topping today, I’ll be roasting chicken bones for stock after she clears the kitchen. Chilly here, but sunny. Too cold to mow but the lawn isn’t too shaggy looking so I award myself a guilt free day to remain inside.
Betty Cracker
@redshirt: I think it’s any recipe that involves just dumping stuff into a cooking vessel and cooking it with no prep involved.
Yutsano
Wait…I thought that’s what a casserole was. You dump a bunch of stuff into a baking dish, mix it up, cover with something crunchy, and bake. It doesn’t seem like there’s anything new here except for the marketing.
Today I really should be doing stuff like organising the house and stuff. But I really don’t want to do much of anything.
BD of MN
@redshirt: I remember dump cake recipes as a staple of Boy Scout cast iron cookware/campfire recipes back in the mid-70’s. Basically it’s a method to cook/bake stuff that is usually stirred (like cake batter), instead you just dump in the ingredients and cook/bake.
edit: like this: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/425027283554417430/
raven
Basketball Jones.
At the free-throw line of life, someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out
Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
dlm
@satby: That cake made my mouth water. I love good crumb cake.
NotMax
First have ever heard of the term. It sounds ugly and unappetizing.
Certainly there are times when shortcuts wind up at dead ends.
El Caganer
@Jacel: Yes, probably that era was the only period in the English-speaking world where it would have been considered polite for a gentleman to ask a lady to take a dumpe with him,
NotMax
Chilly here, so the first cup of coffee is particularly helpful.
But then it’s only 7 in the morning, so will warm up in a few hours. Relatively speaking, that is. Cold front has been stalled over the ocean for a few days now and is being slow to dissipate.
redshirt
@Betty Cracker: No prep? So just like dumping a whole onion in there?
Crazy!
StringOnAStick
I had an English-then-Australian friend who referred to his cooking style as “sludges for bachelors”. Then I saw what he was making and thought “yep”.
I’ve been battling the not-flu Betty mentioned yesterday, on day 14 currently and nearly coughed up dinner last night. Plus the house is torn up and dusty from remodeling and I had surgery on both feet 7 weeks ago and JHC, I need to get out of the house but it snowed a foot yesterday. I’d drink but you know, sinus issues.
redshirt
@NotMax: What’s chilly for you? Mid 50’s?
? Martin
Dump meals do not appear to have made it to my part of California. Perhaps our hipster radiation is holding it at bay.
ruemara
If I couldn’t eat a restaurant called Aureole, I’m not eating anything called “Dump”. It’s like they’re trying to destroy delicious.
hamletta
@redshirt: Dump recipes don’t involve fresh ingredients. If it doesn’t come from a can or a box, it’s not in there.
We used to do train wreck stew in Girl Scouts. Everyone would bring a can of something and take off the label, and you’d dump everything into a big pot. Our troop used to make fake labels for Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts and stuff like that.
Redshift
@srv: Bwahahahaha! Thanks, after the morning I’ve had, I needed a good laugh.
NotMax
@redshirt
Anything under, say, 65. Personal thermostat long ago recalibrated from mainland temps.
Probably low 60s up where the abode is at the moment, closer to 70 at sea level. Overcast so far today, too.
NotMax
@hamletta
Ah, so it isn’t so much cooking as it is heating.
redshirt
@NotMax: Ha! I’ve recalibrated downwards such that 32 is warm outside and the house at 60 is just fine. Frozen life style, yo.
Waldo
Sorry, but “dump” is the least appetizing food term since “toad in the hole” or “spotted dick”
Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)
@raven:
I wish. With both the Spartans and Wolverines out, the State of Michigan has nothing for which to live.
Time to go watch The Big Short again.
I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet
@StringOnAStick: Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?
:-(
Have a speedy recovery!
Cheers,
Scott.
raven
It’s about loving the game not a team.
different-church-lady
I’m sure I’m not the only one for whom “dump” connotes the back end of the digestive process, rather than the front.
NotMax
Hearts and minds.
Activists Slam U.S. ‘Punishment’ for Afghan Hospital Attack
When Mr. Silverman shows up, perhaps he can more fully explain what “negative counseling” entails.
(Yes, the link is to a source in Pakistan, so that must also be taken into account.)
trollhattan
@srv:
Also known as history’s easiest tough choice.
Ultraviolet Thunder
The weather is clear and cold up here north of Toronto. Just below freezing but sunny.
I arrived at 7:00 am and already two people I hardly know have expressed puzzlement and curiosity about Trump. I just shrug. Not supposed to discuss politics on company time.
Back to the grind (laser testing).
Have an excellent weekend.
Eric S.
I got in my morning training run for the half marathon in running May 1. Now, I’m taking it easy before picking up The Lady and heading to a coworker’s 50th birthday.
father pussbucket
“Monsters, John! Monsters from the Id!”
SiubhanDuinne
I’m spending the afternoon with Beethoven (this week’s “culture at the cinema”). It’s the Berlin Philharmonic doing Symphonies 4 and 7, preceded by a documentary on their ambitious “Beethoven Project,” which is to say, the entire cycle of the nine symphonies, both in concert and recorded for posterity. Very interesting and inspiring so far. But sadly, there are only about five people in the theatre.
redshirt
@Ultraviolet Thunder: What kind of lasers? Laser guns?
humboldtblue
Man o Manischewitz, we’ve never heard Michael Jackson played like this. Absolutely stunning cover of Smooth Criminal
Culture of Truth
What’s with all the soap opera magazines?
raven
@humboldtblue:
Up on the hill
People never stare
They just don’t care
Chinese music under banyan trees
Here at the dude ranch above the sea
Aja
When all my dime dancin’ is through
I run to you
Big Ol Hound
@different-church-lady: Exactly. A in DUMP TRUMP.
Shell
I always thought dump cake was a midwestern phenomena (Keillor often poked fun at it on Prairie Home Companion), along with tater tot hot dish.
humboldtblue
@raven:
OK
Up on the hill
They think I’m okay
Or so they say
Chinese music always sets me free
Angular banjoes
Sound good to me
Aja
When all my dime dancin’ is through
I run to you
I wonder what music Northern Iowa is listening to today. Talk about lousy seeding, lower seeds almost went .500 in the first two days.
John Revolta
@father pussbucket: My favorite moment from the old “Lost in Space” TV show was when Dr. Smith was (once again) posessed by some alien intelligence and was chasing Will R. around:
“You can’t escape from me, William. I’m your id”.
“My what?”
“Your id. I-D. Id!”
“Aw…………you can’t fool me with your big words.”
p.a.
Bears 8 Crimson 3 at the half, refs doing their best to keep the Johnnies in it; 4-0 penalties.
Never heard of dump food, sounds fun- I don’t mind experimenting on myself. Lots of crockpot recipes tend to be Sandra Lee stuff: add one can beef broth, sodium is your friend; add one can cream of x soup, gloop is your friend…
Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)
Made the annual trek to see the Academy award nominees for best animated short. Every year there are some great ones, some sad ones and some odd ones, this year was different. I don’t think there was a single happy one in the bunch. There were no quirky interesting ones it was wall to wall depressing, bitter and sad. The last one, which they held until they had shown some non-nominated ones, came with repeated warnings to remove children as it contained nudity and violence. Like life, it was nasty, brutal and short as 4 men, two naked, kill each other in bloody combat witnessed by a little girl – a real family fun flick.
The non-nominated ones shown between the body of G rated and the bloody mess at the end were actually the winners, a couple of funny and a quirky one.
humboldtblue
I could hang out with Meghan Trainor and like, sing songs and stuff.
Randy P
Having a curmudgeon moment. Spending the afternoon at one of my favorite branches of our local public library system, but this branch is also haunted by a Loud Guy. No matter where he is in the building, his voice dominates your hearing, making it difficult to read or think. The librarians have so far shushed him twice. And this guy is always here, at least when I choose to be.
Across from me, my wife is blissfully listening to music on headphones. I’m just sitting here grinding my teeth (hence “curmudgeon”), but maybe I’ll try the headphone thing too.
redshirt
@Culture of Truth: People got to keep up with their stories.
GregB
This thread is ruining my usual post coffee and bran muffin mid afternoon Trump.
Randy P
@Schlemazel (parmesan rancor): One of our favorite annual traditions. We like to see the Live Action shorts and the Animated Shorts as a double feature.
I think I heard that bloody one about the warriors is part of a larger feature in development.
My wife had the same observation about how depressing the animated shorts were this year.
One of the things that depresses me, independent of the subject matter, is that Disney and Pixar often have entries. Seems unfair for them to turn their juggernauts loose to stomp all over the same competition with the little guys slaving away for years in their attics. I wish they’d leave the field alone for the independents.
Did you see the live action movies? They were much more mixed in mood and there were some real charmers. Of course, you get some pretty upsetting ones there too, for instance watching child soldiers shoot people.
Randy P
@Randy P: Oh lord, now he’s have a 130 dB “discussion” about the merits of Dickens and Dostoyevsky with the librarians stuck behind the counter. And apparently it penetrated through my wife’s music screen, as she is looking up and looking annoyed in his direction.
A Ghost To Most
@StringOnAStick:
Yea, but it is melting fast, from above and below. Probably be gone by this evening.
Iowa Old Lady
@Randy P: We go to Panera Bread on Sunday morning after we walk, and there’s always a guy there with a loud voice too. He and his wife sit across the aisle from another couple in a booth and talk to one another the whole time they’re there. We can’t hear one another or read unless we sit as far from them as we can, preferably with a wall of banquets between us.
PaulWartenberg2016
Finally got my Internet fixed. The lawn maintenance people keep cutting the sidewalk edgers too deep, and they refuse to pay attention to those nice red flags marking where the cable lines go.
Paul T
There is also the Roger Ebert method of cooking with his rice cooker……..
http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/the-pot-and-how-to-use-it
PaulWartenberg2016
Chicken with popcorn shrimp:
https://youtu.be/J06BU6Fj6Qs
Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)
@Randy P:
They show the live shorts in a separate show & I expect that to be later next month if they stick to past schedule.
The Pixar one was not good this year. I’m OK with them doing shorts because I assume it allows their people to take creative license & do things they can’t do for the big pictures. Since I have never seen one of theirs win I don’t see them as a problem.
different-church-lady
@humboldtblue: [guesses without looking]: the one with the cellos, right?
Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)
@srv:
Yes, has he picked out his leni riefenstahl yet?
I know the one thing I always want out of a President is that they personally clean up our cultural events. Having seen the Trumpster fire’s entries into pop culture & how YOOOGE and classy they are I am sure he is just the guy to enforce moral rectitude on us savages.
You really are a world class dumb ass
humboldtblue
@different-church-lady: Nope, whole other country (Asian) whole set of native instruments
redshirt
Does anyone have good info on the effects of bird feeders on not just the local bird population, but overall? Like, I assume since the squirrels and chipmunks get their fair share from the ground, they benefit, and so too do the foxes and cats and hawks who eat those guys, and so on.
I estimate I add about 50,000 calories a month into the bird feeder and thus out to the general feeder population. What does this do the local fauna and flora? Does it help or hurt? Like for example, since the birds are focusing on sunflower seeds, they’re not spreading pine seeds as thoroughly.
GregB
@srv: Now we know who is really responsible for the moral squalor and filth that Hollywood pours into the world.
Hal
I have a friend who loves him some Bernie, so every other facebook post is how terrible Hillary Clinton is, in between the occasional “oh yeah, republicans suck too.” It’s getting annoying when you start sounding like a Republican in order to pump up another Democrat, or at least an independent Democrat leaning candidate. But, Hillary did some of the same shit in 2008. Is it November yet?
Mai.naem.mobile
When I heard Trumpster was having a rally in Fountain Hills I was surprised because it’s a small area outside Scottsdale on one end and bordering an Indian reservation on the other end. It’s a valley with crescent like road so there’s only two roads into the place. There is a third road but it goes to a wilderness area going outside town. Anyhow, the only reason to pick it would be that Joe Arpaio lives there.
Thoroughly Pizzled
@Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again): Fucking Connecticut, the most boring state in the union, still has two teams left. Sickening.
Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)
@Randy P:
I had completed a major network cut-over that had literally taken all nigh and was at the airport about 8AM (with no sleep) I went to the airline club room which I was a member of given all the travel. It was Sunday morning & the only other people we a couple with two small children quiet playing. I sat in a far corner & tried to relax. In walked 3 high-power business types. The woman of the group was painfully loud & she went on & on & on about how it only cost her $180 a year to use the club & she could easily drink that much of their free booze in a year. Of course they had to sit right next to me. I picked up & moved over by the kids who were better behaved.
Ridnik Chrome
@raven: Last weekend I accompanied a friend to the NBA store on Fifth Avenue and 45th Street so she could buy her mom a birthday present, and after half an hour in the store I found myself humming that song.
@Randy P: I feel your pain. The library where I work had a group of 5-6 Loud Guys, who liked to take over a table near the reference desk and hold forth, and if anyone asked them to lower their voices they would scream bloody murder that their rights were being violated. The other patrons didn’t have it so bad, because they could move, but staff working on the desk had to just sit there and suffer. Made us crazy…
Ultraviolet Thunder
@redshirt:
4Kw for cutting and welding steel. The kind they built your car with.
raven
@Ridnik Chrome: yay!
cckids
@Hal: Yes, some of my Bernie buds are bugging me as well. The BS about RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPTS has to be the worst. It reminds me of the Republicans “why won’t Obama release his college grades?” crap. Completely unrelated to reality or anything that matters.
Enhanced Voting Techinques
@srv: We have Republicans in California? That’s news to me.
gogol's wife
@Schlemazel (parmesan rancor):
Great movie last night with Merle Oberon as a Norwegian underground person who had to marry her Nazi boyfriend in order to keep her cover. The wedding ceremony was a Triumph of the Will parody.
humboldtblue
Senator Al Franken has some words for his Republican colleagues.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I started out agreeing it was good that he was in the race. I was surprised when it seemed like he’d convinced himself he can win. I was (and am) bothered by his hedgehogged-ness. This constant harping on the speeches is what pushed me into the “Bernie’s an asshole” club.
Amir Khalid
@cckids:
If Hillary were to share with Goldman Sachs staff TEH TOP SEKRIT PLANZ FOR WERLD DOMMINASHUNS it would surely be at some secret underground lair (I’m sure all the big commercial banks have them) with five or six people present, not in a conference-centre auditorium or hotel ballroom with hundreds of people.
brendancalling
I was doing dump before dump was cool. We filmed this in 2003. You should see our Thanksgiving casserole!
Linda Featheringill
@humboldtblue:
That is lovely!
hedgehog the occasional commenter
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: God, yes. Imma unfollow a lot of people until after the primaries.
MaryRC
@Randy P: He may be hearing-impaired. In my old neighborhood I used to take the bus every morning with a woman who spoke loudly and very flatly. I dreaded the mornings when she found a seatmate to talk to because her voice seemed to penetrate your skull. You could hear her from any seat on the bus. A neighbor who knew her eventually told me that she was partly deaf and couldn’t control or may not have been aware of the volume of her voice.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Amir Khalid: I haven’t looked for it because I really don’t fucking care, but someone here said that Nancy LeTourneau of Political Animal linked to a video of one of the Goldman Sachs Speeches (I wish there were some kind of sound effect emoji where we could play the Frau Blucher sound clip or the three note dramatic music every time we mentioned the Goldman Sachs Speeches).
MattF
OT. In other news, the British Natural Environment Research Council made the– perhaps understandable– error of asking the public to choose the name of its new polar research ship. The current leading candidate is Boaty McBoatface.
Amir Khalid
@MattF:
Maybe their Royal Navy will give that a go, and end up with HMS Big-Arse Battleship.
Anoniminous
@Amir Khalid:
The only person dumb enough to commission a battleship since the 1940s was Little Ronnie RayGuns who brought three of the Missouri class battleships out of mothballs in the 1980s. Once the senile moron was out of office, and out of the way, they were promptly mothballed again. In the age of anti-ship guided missiles battleships are nothing more than fat targets and potential fish habitat.
MattF
@Amir Khalid: Have you ever read any of Iain Banks’ ‘Culture’ novels? The warships in that series are advanced AIs and choose their own names. So, they have names like ‘No More Mr. Nice Guy’ and ‘What Are The Civilian Applications?’ Wikipedia (as always) has the complete list.
humboldtblue
@Linda Featheringill: I thought it was fantastic as well.
trollhattan
@Enhanced Voting Techinques:
His name is Tim Donnelly, noted mostly for yelling at Mexicans across the border and being arrested taking a loaded gun to his plane flight.
I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet
@humboldtblue: Excellent. Thanks very much.
Cheers,
Scott.
(Note the woman on the right retuning her Koto on the fly.)
humboldtblue
Speaking of the Royal Navy, HMS Bronington, a wooden hulled minesweeper once commanded by Prince Charles, has sunk next to its dock in Birkenhead.
humboldtblue
@I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet: I kept starting it over because I love the way they build up the tempo
Amir Khalid
@Anoniminous:
Why didn’t the DoD explain matters to him? Or were there too many of its staff among the similarly deluded?
Mike J
@Big Ol Hound: Dump Trump?
Anti Trump rally calls for a pendejo free NY.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd7U-bzW0AAhc4d.jpg
I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet
@Anoniminous: They were deadly for the crew also, too.
:-(
Lehman’s, Weinberger’s, and Webb’s fetish about a 600 Ship Navy got too many people killed and wasted far too much money.
Cheers,
Scott.
J R in WV
@srv:
You’re terrified by blocked roads? Strange.
Terrorists don’t block roads like that, they blow up a bus with a truck in an intersection. You’re mistaking civil disobedience for something very different.
Most common for you, though, I must say. Quite divorced from reality.
I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet
@Mike J: rofl.
Thanks.
Cheers,
Scott.
TallPete
Sanders skips AIPAC
I love Sanders. The only true presidential candidate running.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/sanders-the-only-presidential-hopeful-to-be-a-no-show-at-aipac/2016/03/18/d5a9c828-ed4c-11e5-bc08-3e03a5b41910_story.html
Anoniminous
@Amir Khalid:
As I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet said, it was all part of the Little Ronnie RayGuns fantasy of a 600 Ship Navy to Save the World From the EVIL COMMIES! In fact the Missouri wasn’t “promptly mothballed” but was kept around for awhile for reasons passing all understanding and was deployed and went into combat during Daddy Bush’s Great Mesopotamian Adventure.
J R in WV
@humboldtblue:
This shouldn’t be just a hit at the Royal Navy. I served on a sub tender, and we commonly had submarines moored alongside the tender.
One day some workers on a sub accidently unbolted a valve that was under thousands of pounds of pressure, pretty common on a sub. It blew a hole in the pressure hull below waterline. They were using small engines with water pumps to keep the sub from sinking, and had sailors with axes standing by the mooring lines in case they lost ground and it looked like the sub was actually going to sink.
Those guys were going to cut the mooring lines to keep the sub from capsizing the tender, a much larger ship than the boats alongside. All worked out in the end, no one sank, but Navy ships are as dangerous as a cocked gun almost all the time.
BillinGlendaleCA
@Anoniminous: And it’s now anchored in Pearl Harbor as a bookend to WW2 near the USS Arizona Memorial.
Anoniminous
@I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet:
I had forgotten about the Iowa turret explosion.
The 600 Ship Navy fantasy was completely over the top. The Navy liked it because they got a bunch of new and slightly-used toys to bobbing around the oceans with. Everyone else thought the basic, fundamental, questions of Defense Policy:
1. What is this supposed to do?
2. So What?
3. Who Cares?
Were never, quite, answered.
MattF
@Anoniminous: Also, more ships means more opportunities for commands and a path to higher ranks. Which, for the Navy, makes it a very big deal.
Anoniminous
@BillinGlendaleCA:
Yeah. I’m guessing the Navy hopes she gets barnacled to the bottom so no other dumbass can come along and try to re-commission her.
I was aboard her a bunch times back when she was tied up at Bremerton Harbor in the days of me yooth. Later when I was living in Long Beach, CA it was real WTF? moments to see her under tow and then underway after the refit.
Amir Khalid
@Anoniminous:
Isn’t it also true that more ships = more billets = more promotion opportunities?
Anoniminous
@MattF:
@Amir Khalid:
I’m going to guess the junior officers were less than thrilled. “I served 2 years as the Chief Gun Captain for the forward 16″ turret on a battleship” was hardly a career boosting assignment.
satby
@SiubhanDuinne: I would love to be there. Sounds great.
BillinGlendaleCA
@Anoniminous: I’ve been aboard her both in Pearl and in the late 70’s in Bremerton.
MattF
@Anoniminous: Better than driving a desk. Or, more likely, being an assistant manager of a trailing-edge weapons program.
trollhattan
@J R in WV:
I see you two just met.
Straight from the unhingery is our srv.
Weaselone
@srv:
True, but unless the 3rd party candidate the Republicans run is Bernie Sanders, the most likely outcome would be to split conservative votes and hand Clinton victories in States she otherwise would have lost.
humboldtblue
@J R in WV: That wasn’t a shot at the Navy, royal or otherwise. That ship sank because it’s been untended and uncared for for the past 30 years.
If I was going to take a shot at the Navy I’d bring up Army’s series-historic record of consecutive wins in the annual …. wait, no I wouldn’t’ do that, I wouldn’t do that at all.
trollhattan
@BillinGlendaleCA:
A 16″ barrel is a fvcking yoooge thing. Would love to see the Yamato’s 18-inchers but am unwilling to take the trip.
Feathers
@Anoniminous: I remember the Iowa explosion because of the Navy’s Scary Gays Panic explanation for what happened – namely that a homosexual sailor had deliberately caused the blast after getting dumped by his crewmember boyfriend. That there was no evidence of a detonation device and there were perfectly plausible scenarios by which the explosion could have been accidentally triggered didn’t seem to matter to the Navy. Bad, bad stuff.
Anoniminous
@BillinGlendaleCA:
She was magnificent underway. So big it was hard to really get a handle on just how fast she was steaming along.
Anoniminous
@Feathers:
Oh good lord.
I don’t remember hearing anything about that but I do not doubt it happened.
humboldtblue
@trollhattan: Yeah,that would be a pretty difficult viewing and would require a submersible of some sort.
satby
@StringOnAStick: ugh.. sorry to hear that, but the end is in sight on the nasty cold after 14 days. Hang in there and feel better soon!
humboldtblue
@Anoniminous: Oh hell yes, that was the story for years after the accident. Fucking disgraceful.
redshirt
So this explains why Riker has yet to take (or be offered) a Command.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Found these via DougJ, I wonder if Trump read the column, or if he only read it after an underling told him a about it (and I wonder what kind of scars are common the Underlings designated to give Mr Trump bad news? What gets hurled on those red hat days?)
Mike in NC
All four Iowa class battleships were recommissioned under Reagan. In fact, there was even talk about taking additional WW2 era ships — heavy cruisers and carriers — out of mothballs but fortunately saner heads prevailed. Congress for years insisted the battleships be kept around just in case something something …
satby
@humboldtblue: excellent! Thanks for that.
trollhattan
@humboldtblue:
So cool that they found it. Planes from my old man’s CV took part in finding and sinking her.
jl
Even I cannot mess up dump cake recipes, therefore I consider them a small advance in niche cook books for the dessert baking cursed set. A second-best solution, no doubt, but something that comes in useful sometimes.
Jay Noble
Why battleships? Battleships go “BOOOM!!!” and scare the crap out of the enemy when they know a VW bug is headed their way. The psychological effect works on both the good guys and the bad guys.
Felonius Monk
Gloriously sunny day here in the Great Northeast, so we went for a nice drive. From here in eastern NY over to Bennington, VT then down to Williamstown, MA thru the Taconic Trail State Forest and back to NY. Found a wonderful little cafe on the outskirts of Bennington for lunch. Not a cloud in the sky all day. Just got back home about 30 minutes ago. No observable snow anywhere.
I’m really happy we got a chance to do this. Tomorrow we are supposed to get a few inches of snow and more into Monday. I guess winter is getting one last gasp.
Interesting observation: Never noticed a single Bernie sign the entire trip, but did see a couple of Drumpf signs.
humboldtblue
@satby: So glad you enjoyed.
Speaking of battleships and their usefulness, they were certainly used until they fell apart, the USS Arkansas, laid down in 1911, was part of the bombardment squadron off the beaches of Normandy. The ship was so old there were no showers, sailors bathed from buckets and there were no toilets, just a grating over a slough of running seawater. But she had those 14 inch rifled guns and that’s what mattered.
redshirt
@Felonius Monk: That part of New England is so foreign to me – the NY/VT/MA triangle. And be honest, that part of NY is more New England than it is New York. I bet there’s more Pats fans, for example.
redshirt
Are there modern ships that aren’t sitting ducks in the water?
Robert Sneddon
@Jay Noble: The “VW Bug” isn’t headed their way as such, it’s headed in their general direction and with luck and if the wind isn’t blowing in the wrong direction and a whole load of other factors it might hit within a couple of hundred yards of something important.
In contrast a Tomahawk cruise missile has ten times the range of a 16″ battleship shell and it can choose which porthole on its target it will punch through. The old Soviet Moskit is even scarier, and nuclear-capable if shit really hits the fan.
Robert Sneddon
Submarines?
humboldtblue
@trollhattan: The story of what the U.S. Navy accomplished in WW2 is an extraordinary one and I have barely scratched the surface and I’ve been reading about it since I was a kid. They had 8 fleet carriers, 8 light carriers and 18 escort carriers at Leyte along with 12 battleships, 24 cruisers, 141 destroyers and escorts, and around 1,500 aircraft. Just extraordinary because at the same time and in another ocean on the other side of the world they had another fleet invading Europe.
Matt McIrvin
@Hal: I know a couple of Bernie fans who are spewing so much invective about Hillary that there’s no way they’re voting for her in the general. But… they were not Obama 2012 voters either; I think one voted for Jill Stein and the other was a Ron Paul supporter who probably voted Libertarian.
One point in Sanders’ favor is that he probably could have brought these sorts of folks into voting for the party, if just for once. But they’re probably not numerous enough to be worth worrying about too much.
redshirt
@Robert Sneddon: Yeah, that and drones.
Are there naval drones yet? Water based.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Dayum, Norm Ornstein works for the American Enterprise Institute
I’ll assume he’s talking about their coverage of the anti-Trump demos in AZ and NYC? I had MSNBC on in the car briefly this morning, and they were sounding very solemn and Concerned.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@redshirt: killer robot dolphins
Felonius Monk
@redshirt:
I think there are a fair number of Pats fans here. I see a lot of decals, etc. but it’s pretty reliable Giants territory. I follow both, but when they play each other I go with the Giants. ;-)
Mnemosyne
@Schlemazel (parmesan rancor):
How was “Sanjay’s Super Team” not happy? Or was it not clear that it was one of the nominated ones?
Robert Sneddon
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Funny you should say that, but Slashdot has just run a report on an underwater-to-air drone system that can pop-up on command after being underwater for long periods of time.
Stealthy Drone Can Hide Underwater For Months, Then Float To Surface To Take-Off
redshirt
@Felonius Monk: I always feel for rural NYers, because by license plate alone everyone else thinks you’re some mobster gangster hipster from Brooklyn, when in fact you could be from the most rural, idyllic place possible in the lower 48.
No one makes the same mistake with Maine plates. In fact, as a former Masshole, Maine plates are the best because you get excused for any and all asshole behavior in Boston and New York because, obviously, you don’t know what you’re doing.
I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet
@redshirt: If one thinks of something that the Navy might be interested in, they probably are already working on it. ;-)
ONR unmanned underwater vehicles demo
HTH.
Cheers,
Scott.
Mnemosyne
@Mai.naem.mobile:
Wait, what? That’s where my parents used to live (after my father died, we convinced my mom to move in with my brother in Illinois). It’s an affluent town full of annoying wingnuts.
redshirt
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’ve seen pics of the navy dolphin wearing a camera. Not exactly a drone.
hamletta
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Ornstein is AEI’s token sane person.
Felonius Monk
@redshirt:
I always have my wife call me Smoothie or Shifty (but never D-Money) when we are in the New England states.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@hamletta: yeah, but to go Godwin on CNN…? Either Don Lemon or Wolf Blitzer must’ve really out-Don Lemoned themselves today.
And now I think that may be too soft on Wolfe
PsiFighter37
Anyone interested in a mid-June BJ meetup outside of NYC? I have mandatory leave for my job, and I have a couple of days to kill at the end after coming back from out of the country. Willing to travel anywhere. Would be a Wednesday or Thursday night.
redshirt
@Felonius Monk: LOL. Just keep your hands visible.
satby
@PsiFighter37: You’ll probably have to ask a bit closer to when you’re there.
PaulWartenberg2016
@Ridnik Chrome:
If staff is being bothered by rude or abusive library visitors it is well within the library’s rights to call in the police on a non-emergency visit to stop by and inform those rude and abusive SOBs that they can be trespassed for being disruptive and for harassment of staffers. If they want to fight it, let them, but I doubt any jury is going to side with a bunch of SOBs talking loud in a place most people recognize as a place where you don’t pull that kind of crap.
debbie
@SiubhanDuinne:
The 7th is my favorite bit of Beethoven (I’m fickle enough to mostly like Baroque). At some point, I’d really like to hear it live.
PaulWartenberg2016
I got vacation time I’d like to use up during the summer but I got nowhere to go to make it worth my while.
redshirt
@PaulWartenberg2016: Where are you? Are you willing/able to drive a day?
Mnemosyne
@PaulWartenberg2016:
It depends on that library system’s policies, though. The one that G works in is large enough that they have their own security guards, so the staff has been instructed to not engage and call security at any hint of trouble. Other library systems only have the option of calling the cops, and not everyone wants to escalate the problem that far and that fast.
geg6
@PsiFighter37:
You’re welcome to come to Pittsburgh any time. We might even be able to coax Cole to come down off his mountain.
redshirt
@Mnemosyne: Is there no electronic “Ssshhhing” machine that could be deployed?
catclub
@Mike in NC:
Part of that something was the bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon in 1983. It got bombed because we had said we would be kind of like peacekeepers, but we took sides and started shelling, using those battleships.
SiubhanDuinne
@debbie:
I’ve listened to the 7th, I’m not exaggerating, probably hundreds of times in my life. I heard things today I had never heard before. And I expect the next time I listen to it, I’ll hear other new things. That’s part of the incredible genius of Beethoven. It’s really hard to choose a favourite symphony from among the nine because each one is unique and innovative and I love them all, but I do have a particular affection for No. 7.
Bill Arnold
@MattF:
Hah. My wife and I are both Iaan M. Banks (RIP) culture story fans and she immediately gave us ship’s names (which I will not share. :-) after reading her first.
I miss that him, re-reading The Hydrogen Sonata now.
PurpleGirl
@redshirt: Riker was offered several commands and turned them all down. The one I can remember right now (because was the show was just shown) was a ship going to a far distant system for a potential first contact; Riker’s father came to meet with him to pass on the details of the assignment.
Ben Cisco
@redshirt: Ahem. He was offered command three times, accepting command of the Titan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Titan
ETA: I see PurpleGirl beat me to it. Well done.
PsiFighter37
@geg6: You get Cole to show and I will definitely come to Steeltown.
redshirt
@Ben Cisco: What’s wrong with Will Riker?
redshirt
@PurpleGirl: Surely this would impact his career in the Federation. Up to and including being replaced as Number One by other rising members of Starfleet.
geg6
@PsiFighter37:
I’ll tempt him with quality time with Lovey. Plus, it will be summer, so he’ll have free time. And his sister Devon often has him here, I think. He certainly knows where I live, too. I’ll talk to him and we’ll see if we can set it up. Do you have set dates?
Ben Cisco
@redshirt: 1) Loyalty to his captain, 2) He thought he’d inherit the chair when Picard stepped down.
Ben Cisco
@redshirt: This theme was explored in “The Best Of Both Worlds,” when Picard was kidnapped by the Borg and Commander Shelby needled him about it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_of_Both_Worlds_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)
PurpleGirl
@redshirt: It should affect his career but it doesn’t. There was a two-part story where his position was challenged by an up-and-coming female officer. But, of course, he managed to keep his place. (It was in the Borg story arc.)
ETA: Good job Ben Cisco. Yes, that’s the show I’m thinking about.
Brachiator
@Matt McIrvin: I can see a lot of disaffected Bernie lovers voting enthusiastically for Trump. And note that these people are not even Bernie loyalists. They yearn for revolution and see Bernie as their possible Savior. But they would vote for Trump because they believe that revolutionary paradise would eventually arise out of the ruin of a Trump presidency.
Brachiator
@Ben Cisco: Of course ultimately Star Trek crews are kept together because that is what fans want. It would be interesting, but maybe difficult to have a Trek saga that included promotions that took characters to new ships and adventures.
Matt McIrvin
@Ben Cisco: Or command of the Enterprise, in the alternate future timeline depicted in “All Good Things.”
Matt McIrvin
@Felonius Monk: Bernie’s campaign seems to go more for bumper stickers (which are legion in eastern MA).
Trump has been giving out a lot of those enormous yard signs that look like billboards. They do an effective job of exaggerating his level of support just by being gigantic and impossible to miss.
PsiFighter37
@geg6: Would have to be either June 15 or June 16. No flexibility around those, unfortunately.
If Cole’s interested, he has my email and is Facebook friends with me.
redshirt
@PsiFighter37: When did you get married? Was it awesome?
PsiFighter37
@redshirt: I got married a little over 1.5 years ago. To be frank, it has not resulted in a huge day-to-day change in my life, and I am paying a lot more in taxes now than we used to. The kind of tax reform I can support is the one that says 2 married people’s tax rate is equivalent to what they would be making single.
Matt McIrvin
@PsiFighter37: The tax code’s treatment of married couples still kinda-sorta assumes that the household is going to run on a single breadwinner’s income.
PsiFighter37
@Matt McIrvin: Yep, and that’s a really, really out-of-date interpretation of it and is incredibly unfair to people like myself and my wife.