Just because the National Enquirer was right about John Edwards doesn't mean it's right about Ted Cruz being 5 weasels in a man skin suit.
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) March 25, 2016
So the National Enquirer claims Ted Cruz had immoral congress with at least five women who are not his wife (which is a nasty enough image over breakfast, for sure). Some people say the story was planted by Donald Trump, and even claim that one of those women might just be Donald Trump’s current campaign spokesperson. This after personally insulting Mrs. Ted Cruz! Surely a Godly and publicly uxorious man like Ted Cruz would be righteously outraged by any hint that his most potent political rival would stoop so low! Surely a gentleman like Ted Cruz would repudiate any possible further working relationship with… oh, wait:
— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) March 24, 2016
Anybody else as glad to wrap up this week as I am? What’s on the agenda while we do so?
To quote Churchill – a Cruz favorite – "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." https://t.co/iAJnkaQ6PN
— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) March 24, 2016