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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Measure Goodness By What We Embrace

Measure Goodness By What We Embrace

by TaMara|  March 27, 20168:01 pm| 209 Comments

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I was going to post some political stuff, but it can wait for another day. For now, enjoy the most dignified and beautiful First Family ever. I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise, seeing who their parents are, but the Obama girls are beautiful, graceful and quite possibly smarter than their parents.

Took Bixby for a nice hike, surprisingly not a lot of mud considering all the snow we had last week. My car appreciated that. Here he is in his Bunny Ears if you missed it earlier.

Watched Chocolat and resisted the urge to melt down all the chocolate in the house to make pagan statues and drinking chocolate. Have a quiet evening planned.

On a more serious note, coverage of the Pakistan bombing can be found here, it sounds like it was a lot of children. I await the Facebook tributes and the nightly news anchors reporting from the blast site. It will no doubt be a long wait.

How are you wrapping up your Sunday? Open thread…

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  1. 1.

    Joseph Nobles

    March 27, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    I did see the Eiffel Tower lit in Pakistan’s flag colors. And Trump says only he can solve the problem, so attention is being paid.

  2. 2.

    JPL

    March 27, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Tamara, Bixby is a big adorable goof.

  3. 3.

    prob50

    March 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Every time I see or hear about Obama and his family I just have to shake my head at all the Republican gibberish about “Obama The Usurper” and all his Destroy America ploys. I’m 66 and I don’t think there has been a more truly dedicated family man to occupy the WH in my lifetime. He’s decided to stay in Washington after
    his term is up so his daughter doesn’t have to change schools.

  4. 4.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    March 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    I asked last night, but I’ll try again. Does anyone here want to do a book review? I’ll end you a free ebook copy of Becoming Phoebe if you’ll read it and, if you like it, post a review to Amazon.

  5. 5.

    raven

    March 27, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    What a comeback and upset by the Cuze!!!

  6. 6.

    SFAW

    March 27, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @Joseph Nobles:

    And Trump says only he can solve the problem, so attention is being paid.

    Yeah, he’s going to make a great deal with them, such a good deal like you never heard before, and only he can do it, because he knows how to make deals.

    What I want to know is: what’s the deal he’s going to cut with the RNC, to give the nom to someone else? Exclusive naming rights if the Rethugs take the White House, soon to be know as the “Trump House of Deals Like You Wouldn’t Believe”?

    It is unfortunate that such a high percentage of voters actually believes his bullshit.

  7. 7.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    The most dignified and gracious first family of my lifetime. Such an example for all of us.

    @raven: Indeed!!

    On the “holiday” note, I was just so glad to read that your grilling troubles this year were concluded without serious injury. You’re right that Cole is a piker.

  8. 8.

    SFAW

    March 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @prob50:

    Every time I see or hear about Obama and his family I just have to shake my head at all the Republican gibberish about “Obama The Usurper” and all his Destroy America ploys.

    Agreed.

  9. 9.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    March 27, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @prob50: Before the end of the summer it will be spun as a plot by Obama to subvert the election and stay in the White House.

  10. 10.

    dr. bloor

    March 27, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    I look forward to filling in my absentee ballot for Malia in between my tapioca and diaper change at the home.

  11. 11.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    March 27, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Sensible shoes, also too. Yup, whoever comes after them will be a dramatic change. We’re going to miss them in so many ways.

    (I was going to post something smarmy about the new Mrs. Trump in a water bed in the Lincoln Bedroom for a GQ photo shoot, but thought better of it…)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  12. 12.

    LAO

    March 27, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    I can’t figure out how the Obamas always look so natural in family photographs, there’s no artifice and they appear to genuinely like each other.

    My family has never figured this out. We always look like we are 1 minute away from a full out brawl (including the children).

    It’s really nice.

  13. 13.

    dr. bloor

    March 27, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    @raven: So apparently they belong in the tournament after all.

  14. 14.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    March 27, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    Just perusing property listings for my home town and came across this

    http://www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/property/for-rent/lancaster/property-39753759

    I sooooooo WANT TO LIVE IN THAT!

  15. 15.

    dr. bloor

    March 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @LAO:

    I can’t figure out how the Obamas always look so natural in family photographs, there’s no artifice and they appear to genuinely like each other.

    Occam’s razor would suggest that it’s because they genuinely like each other and have little use for artifice.

  16. 16.

    SFAW

    March 27, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur:

    Before the end of the summer it will be spun as a plot by Obama to subvert the election and stay in the White House.

    For one so Ancient, you are a bit naive optimistic. It’s already started. OK, so they haven’t started on the “subvert the election” thing yet, but that’s only because Glenn Beck and Alex Jones are not yet back from their tryst time off.

  17. 17.

    LAO

    March 27, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @dr. bloor: agreed. Just being snarky.

  18. 18.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 27, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Unique property is right!

  19. 19.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    March 27, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: “Cozy”. Nice lawn for bowling, also too.

    :-)

    It’s certainly different!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  20. 20.

    evap

    March 27, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym:

    I just bought the book on Amazon — it sounds good. I will post a review if I like it.

  21. 21.

    SFAW

    March 27, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    But how will you keep the peasants (a/k/a Balloon Juice commenters) from storming the parapets (or whatever they’re called)?

  22. 22.

    cmorenc

    March 27, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    One of the Obama girls (Sasha?) closely resembles her mother Michelle, and the other (Malia?) closely resembles her dad, except that she’s better-looking than her dad. As a dad with two daughters myself, we have the same divide in facial resemblance of reach respective daughter. My older daughter is me re-incarnated as a girl, except a MUCH improved version thereof. Maybe the same will prove true for Obama and Malia.

  23. 23.

    ruemara

    March 27, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Tidying up to drive over to my Zumba instructor’s house and eat Easter dinner. Part of a nefarious plot to keep me fat and therefore always needing to workout. Like how my kickboxing teacher keeps bringing plates of cookies.

  24. 24.

    dr. bloor

    March 27, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Eh….looks lovely until you’re stuck inside with the significant other for days on end during bad weather.

  25. 25.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    March 27, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet:

    If it was still available when we get over there I would snap it up in a heartbeat.

  26. 26.

    pamelabrown53

    March 27, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    That Gate House is incredible. It would be so easy to downsize if I could find a place like that.
    When do you return home?

  27. 27.

    Baud

    March 27, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    I can’t figure out how the Obamas always look so natural in family photographs, there’s no artifice and they appear to genuinely like each other.

    Occam’s razor would suggest that it’s because they genuinely like each other and have little use for artifice.

    They really don’t share American values, do they?

  28. 28.

    Mike J

    March 27, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Emma C Williams ‏@emma_c_williams 15h15 hours ago
    Shout out for staff at all our British henge sites, who work through the night to move the stones forward by an hour

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cei7-UyWEAAolmu.jpg:large

  29. 29.

    chris

    March 27, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Lovely, but needs more battlements!

  30. 30.

    John Cole

    March 27, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Makes me sick to my stomach knowing he wont be President next year.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    March 27, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @John Cole: I get a little verklempt thinking about it too, and that’s not really the type of person I am.

  32. 32.

    JPL

    March 27, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: It’s a wonderful place and the patio is just built for you and pots of flowers and vegies.

  33. 33.

    PST

    March 27, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    I agree about the Obamas, but just in the interest of fairness, I would have to add that the Bush 43 nuclear family, not the extended family but just W when he was with his wife and daughters, seemed normal and attractive too. Laura Bush struck me as gracious and rather non-political. The girls stood up to public scrutiny with good humor, including a Horrors! College student orders cocktail! moment.

  34. 34.

    Ruckus

    March 27, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @ruemara:
    You must have grown (a lot) since I’ve seen you last if you consider yourself fat.

  35. 35.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 27, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: I will try and remember to put this request in the next Authors thread – I’m hoping to post next Saturday.

  36. 36.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @John Cole: Seconded.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    March 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    No offense to the human Obamas, but the dogs look awesome.

  38. 38.

    lollipopguild

    March 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    A nice picture of The Secret Terrorist Mooslim who is going to kill us all in our beds while we sleep right after he takes all of our guns and his wife forces us to eat a healthy meal. Then its off to the Fat Farm/Internment camp/Reeducation camp.

  39. 39.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 27, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: I’d live there in a second.

  40. 40.

    dr. bloor

    March 27, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @PST:

    Laura Bush struck me as gracious and rather non-political.

    That’s not all Laura Bush struck.

    I guess I’ll disagree with you on this. Always seemed to me to be cardboard cutouts of what the American Family was supposed to be, right down to the accessory ranch purchased before Shrub’s ascension by the SCOTUS and then sold right after he left office.

  41. 41.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @cmorenc:
    Malia has a future as a Major Heartbreaker, should she choose to do so. Just sayin’.

    The funny thing for both will be telling potential beaus: “Maybe we can go out, first you need to talk to my dad.”

  42. 42.

    Ruckus

    March 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    When foreigners tell you that all americans are fat ugly slobs, all you have to do to change their minds is show them this. Four people who look better than fine, who really are genuinely good people. This gives me hope that as bad as it seems we are some days, here is positive proof that we can be better. We voted in large numbers for this man to be standing on that lawn, because he and we deserved that.

  43. 43.

    Soylent Green

    March 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Screw term limits. Let’s give Barack Obama another couple of terms, and a nice Democratic majority to go with them. Are you with me, America? Repeal the 22nd!

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @dr. bloor:
    Laura seemed smarter, so there’s that. Betty Ford was my fave first lady until Michelle, now I just don’t know.

  45. 45.

    hitchhiker

    March 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Malia is just spectacularly photogenic. Jeebus!

    I want a third term. It sucks that this is not an option BUT there’s going to be decades of benefitting from having this family in our world — writing, organizing, speaking, whatever. I cannot wait to read Obama’s next book.

  46. 46.

    Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)

    March 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    seems like a reasonable rent but then I have no idea what the market there is like

  47. 47.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    That’s not all Laura Bush struck.

    Ouch.

  48. 48.

    normal liberal

    March 27, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    Am I correct in interpreting estate agent speak that the bedroom is in the basement/cellar? ‘Cause if so, holy claustrophobia, Batman. The building’s adorable, though.

  49. 49.

    Ruckus

    March 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Schlemazel (parmesan rancor):
    That’s about $850/month. Rent on a two bedroom apt in LA is much higher than that.
    So now I think I should be looking for a UK sponsor.

  50. 50.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Nothing wrong with this, and nobody has actually claimed otherwise, but there seems to be an assumption that the Obama family photo is current. In fact, it is from Easter 2015.

    I checked it out only because the recent pictures of Sasha at the state dinner for Justin Trudeau a couple of weeks ago showed her almost as tall as her mother, and in the picture above she isn’t.

    I love Pete Souza’s work! I hope he publishes a volume, or several volumes, of White House behind-the-scenes photographs when he and the Obamas have left the WH next year.

  51. 51.

    NotMax

    March 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    A different First Family, pictured on Easter Sunday 1963.

  52. 52.

    geg6

    March 27, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @John Cole:

    I know.

    The Obamas are just lovely. I could gaze at them for hours.

  53. 53.

    Schlemazel (parmesan rancor)

    March 27, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @trollhattan:
    sorry but they all to go some to catch up to Mrs. Roosevelt. But those were different times and while I give full credit to Mrs. Carter, Mrs. Obama is certainly #1 within my lifetime

    edit – I hate typing on my phone

  54. 54.

    Baud

    March 27, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Pete Souza has done a fabulous job with the Obamas. History will treat him well.

  55. 55.

    prob50

    March 27, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @PST: @PST:

    but just W when he was with his wife and daughters, seemed normal and attractive too

    Except the W himself was such a spoiled, clueless, lying dick. In my book any due one might give him for his family relationship is diminished by his immersing us in the Iraq fiasco because he wanted to be thought of and remembered as a “War President” (his words). A great people have paid (and will continue to pay) a steep and terrible price for Mr. Bush’s vanity war.

  56. 56.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @Schlemazel (parmesan rancor):
    Strictly limiting myself to my lifetime. The Roosevelts probably won’t ever be equaled; hopefully the tempestuous times they navigated won’t, either.

  57. 57.

    LAO

    March 27, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Soylent Green: I’d second; first because I will miss Mr. Obama terribly and second, for the sheer pleasure of watching Glenn Beck’s head explode.

  58. 58.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    March 27, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @evap: Thanks. Out of curiosity, did you buy the ebook or the print version? I ask because a few people who ordered the print version said that it took Amazon several weeks to ship, but it looks like they actually have it in their warehouse now, and I’m trying to find out how long it takes them to ship.

    On the other hand, I actually make more money from the ebook, so it’s good either way.

  59. 59.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 27, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Well of course THIS president would commit a fraud by posting this photo today, passing it off as their 2016 photo. LOL. Guess they were too busy rubbing elbows with those Cuban communists to take a new photo.

    Or it took 39 tries to corral the dogs the last time, so they decided not to attempt it again this year.

  60. 60.

    benw

    March 27, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    What an eggstremely awesome first family. America shell miss them. It sucks that’s all for these yolks in the White House hen Obama’s term is oval.

  61. 61.

    raven

    March 27, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    There are plenty of right wingers focusing on Pakistan, especially the Christian angle.

    LAHORE/ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (Reuters) – A suicide bomber killed at least 65 people, mostly women and children, at a park in Lahore on Sunday in an attack claimed by a Pakistani Taliban faction which said it had targeted Christians.

  62. 62.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    March 27, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Much appreciated.

    A lot of Amazon’s algorithms, like recommending books to people and whether or not they stock it or just order copies as needed, hav e the number of reviews as an important element as well as the average star rating. So reviews don’t need to be long; just a sentence saying that you read it and liked it is sufficient to really help, though if you want to say more, feel free.

    Meanwhile, once I get through the Buffy Season 9 & 10 comic books, I plan to sit down with the stuff I’ve bought from other friends, like Iowa Old Lady, to read them and post reviews. I’m just really, really hooked on Buffy right now. The crash when I run out of things to read is going to be epic.

  63. 63.

    dedc79

    March 27, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Cacti, if you’re around. Remember just a few months ago when you called a $15/hr minimum wage a pipe dream and said that Sanders and his supporters were crazy to think it possible? Ahem:

    SACRAMENTO, Calif., March 27 (Reuters) – California lawmakers and union leaders have reached a tentative deal to raise the state’s minimum wage to $15 over six years that could avert a campaign to bring the issue to voters, two California newspapers reported on Sunday, citing unnamed sources.

    The deal, if passed in the state legislature and signed into law by Governor Jerry Brown, would add to a wave of minimum wage increases at the state level in the United States, where the federal minimum wage has remained at $7.25 an hour for more than six years.

  64. 64.

    Paul W.

    March 27, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    OK, so the Obama’s look great… but those dogs are so damn CUTE!

    Bo looks like such a regal gentleman, and he’s lived every second of Obama’s term. What a looking good boy!

  65. 65.

    JMG

    March 27, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Forget health care and Wall Street reform. Obama was President when his children were teenagers and they are not tied into knots with self-consciousness. That’s really amazing.
    PS: Also Malia might go to my alma mater, Wesleyan.

  66. 66.

    pluky

    March 27, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Baud: As the owner of three Porties, every time I see pictures of the Obama’s dogs a little green monster in me goes, “yours could look like that too, you know.” To which I respond, “Yeah, if I had a groomer and trainer on staff.”

  67. 67.

    Chyron HR

    March 27, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @dedc79:

    Remember just a few months ago when you BLASPHEMED AGAINST THE GREAT ONE?!

    Probably not, I mean I doubt they spent every single day since then obsessing about it the way you apparently did.

  68. 68.

    MazeDancer

    March 27, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Perfectly beautiful people. Perfectly dazzlingly cherry blossoms. And perfect pups.

    How hard is it to repeal the 22nd amendment really fast?

    @hitchhiker:

    I cannot wait to read Obama’s next book.

    Going to be the biggest advance in publishing history, for sure. Mr. Obama is a terrific writer. But the library sales, alone, will be astronomical.

    @JMG:

    PS: Also Malia might go to my alma mater, Wesleyan.

    Lin-Manuel Miranda makes it seem like going any where else, these days, makes no sense. Everything one reads makes it sound like Liberal Creative Heaven.

  69. 69.

    chopper

    March 27, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @dedc79:

    I think he was arguing the pipe dream aspect was the idea of implementing it at the federal level across the board (as opposed to state by state).

  70. 70.

    Cacti

    March 27, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @dedc79:

    Cacti, if you’re around. Remember just a few months ago when you called a $15/hr minimum wage a pipe dream and said that Sanders and his supporters were crazy to think it possible? Ahem:

    Hey, that’s great.

    How many other states?

  71. 71.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Sasha is getting almost as tall as Michelle! I won’t be surprised if Malia is as tall as – or taller than – Pres. Obama.

    I am going to miss having that family in the White House. The dogs look wonderful, but it’s a little sad to see the gray around Bo’s muzzle.

  72. 72.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 27, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Paul W.:

    Bo looks like such a regal gentleman, and he’s lived every second of Obama’s term. What a looking good boy!

    Remember the day that Obama was named Nobel Peace Prize winner, and the girls came rushing into his bedroom that morning and he was sure they were going to congratulate him, but the only thing they wanted to talk about was that it was Bo’s birthday! LOL.

  73. 73.

    Origuy

    March 27, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: A one-bedroom next door to a prison?

    Actually, I understand Her Majesty no longer keeps prisoners in Lancaster Castle; I was there four years ago. I’m surprised it’s not listed as a historic building.

  74. 74.

    stinger

    March 27, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: I will! I was lucky enough to read some early chapters, and have just finished the actual book! I’ll go do that now.

  75. 75.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    March 27, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @stinger: Thank you.

  76. 76.

    MomSense

    March 27, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Aww, gorgeous family. Bo and BO are both much grayer than when they first moved to the White House.

    I’m sick about Pakistan.

  77. 77.

    Zinsky

    March 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    For some reason (glutton for punishment?), I have been venturing on to right-wing comment boards lately, to engage the enemy head-on. And it is truly amazing the visceral hatred that you encounter for not only Barack Obama, but Michelle and their daughters too! I suppose it has a lot to do with the color of their skin, but they accuse him of being a “tyrant” (huh?), “lawless” (double huh??), and miscellaneous nonsense about “wrecking the economy” and “confiscating guns”, both of which are demonstrably and objectively false. When I ask them to provide even one example of how Obama is a tyrant, they either launch into a barrage of personal insults and name-calling or fall back into the gun confiscation nonsense. When I then point out not one single gun has been confiscated under Obama the cycle repeats itself. It is truly bizarre and scary because these people are like they are in some kind of trance where reality doesn’t matter. Thanks for posting this to remind sane people of what a truly decent man Obama is and what a lovely family he has.

  78. 78.

    Cacti

    March 27, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @chopper:

    I think he was arguing the pipe dream aspect was the idea of implementing it at the federal level across the board (as opposed to state by state).

    I’ve now seen the error of my mistake.

    The GOP House majority will be deeply moved by what CA state legislature is doing.

  79. 79.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @benw: Don’t you think you’re ova doing it a bit?

  80. 80.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Zinsky: That’s one my my favorite hobbies. The Right Wing mind is such a terrible, fascinating, twisted realm. It’s like visiting an alternative reality. Like Sci-Fi. And yet, these people vote and help not only shape America, but the world (for the worse). Strange.

  81. 81.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 27, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Zinsky: That way lies madness.

  82. 82.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @JMG: Source? Is Wesleyan still the “weird” school? Can’t Malia get into an Ivy?

  83. 83.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @srv:
    Here’s the great news: Trump could run against my toaster oven in the general and will still lose. Keep rogering that pullet, Republicans!

  84. 84.

    Amaranthine RBG

    March 27, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @dedc79: Yep, people who get excited about tiny, incremental changes tend to end up with only tiny, incremental changes.

    A minimum wage of basically, 30K a year will make a huge difference in people’s lives.

  85. 85.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    March 27, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I thought.the pic looked familiar and I thought Sasha didn’t have her braces on anymore. I’m really going to miss the Obamas. It doesn’t matter if its Clinton or Trump, I can guarantee they’re both going to be drama filled with a shitload of self-serving leaks from admin insiders.

  86. 86.

    amk

    March 27, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    a lovely and graceful family. perfect for a ‘white house’.

    has the troll’s head essploded yet?

  87. 87.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Zinsky: There’s a passage about looking overly long into the abyss that you may wish to keep in mind…

    That said, I posted a link to an article referenced in an earlier thread about supporting the Dem noninee on the Twitter machine, and got a smartassed quip from a (supposed) Bernie supporter. Quick check of his mentions found him calling the president “Barry” and bitching about missing funerals and going to Cuba.

    It’s like the trolls aren’t even trying now.

  88. 88.

    gogol's wife

    March 27, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Ben Cisco:

    Yeah, that was cold.

    Beautiful picture. I can’t stand that he won’t be president any more. He’s a great man.

  89. 89.

    PsiFighter37

    March 27, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    It sucks that we’ve got a little less than 10 months of them left in the White House. I’m only 30 years old, and I have no doubt that this will be the best presidency / president I will have gotten a chance to vote for in my lifetime. Call me pessimistic.

  90. 90.

    dedc79

    March 27, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: And it’s the biggest state in the country, which has a history of getting the ball rolling for other progressive-leaning states.

  91. 91.

    dedc79

    March 27, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Cacti:

    I’ve now seen the error of my mistake.

    The GOP House majority will be deeply moved by what CA state legislature is doing.

    1) Over 1 in 10 americans live in California, so this is a big step toward a national minimum wage that approaches a living wage.

    2) Part of your argument was that a national minimum wage of $15/hr was unrealistic given that even the more progressive states don’t have one. I and others pointed out that some were in the process of adopting them and that a number of major cities had already done so.

  92. 92.

    Zinsky

    March 27, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: @Ben Cisco: Call me quixotic, but like Obama himself, I keep believing that if we only engage these right-wing knuckle-heads directly, can we beat down this collective madness that has turned American politics into such a poisonous swamp. I liken it to de-programming cult members. We have to find the magic elixir to flush the poisonous bile out of the right-wing spleen.

  93. 93.

    gogol's wife

    March 27, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    So has Tommy just left for good?

  94. 94.

    Gardenfli

    March 27, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Joseph Nobles:

    As if the people of Lahore aren’t suffering enough without having Trump get involved.

    Blood Donors Crowd Lahore Hospitals- https://globalvoices.org/2016/03/27/blood-donors-crowd-lahore-hospitals-following-devastating-park-bombing-on-easter-sunday/

  95. 95.

    Gardenfli

    March 27, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Did you see that picture of Sasha talking to Ryan Rynolds at the state dinner and Malia giving her the ‘thumbs up” sign?

    :)

  96. 96.

    JPL

    March 27, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @redshirt: Maybe she doesn’t want to associate with the lesser ivies. Sorta like Cruz. Wesleyan would be a wonderful choice.

  97. 97.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @srv: Damn, you’re tiresome.

  98. 98.

    Tom

    March 27, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Well, they do say that the presidency does age one…

    Anyway, I used to have a crush on Rosalyn Carter. Her husband was the first president I voted for. (I turned 18 in 1976. Yes, I’m old.)

    I’m in love with Michelle, however. Smart, funny and beautiful – – a killer combination.

  99. 99.

    Amaranthine RBG

    March 27, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @dedc79: Yes, people who want to minimize this might want to reflect on the fact that this is kind of like the whole country of Canada raising its minimum wage to $15/hr because, you know, there are more people in Cali than Canada

  100. 100.

    CaseyL

    March 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Cacti: Well, Seattle passed an initiative to raise the minimum wage to $15 over a multi-year period about a year ago. If municipalities count…

  101. 101.

    dogwood

    March 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Zinsky:
    Why would you be surprsed? That’s what political partisans do. Earlier in this thread someone had the gall to assert that George W’s family seemed pretty normal, and that Laura was gracious. He/ she was shot down immediately. One of W daughters is a big supporter of the ACA and works in public health. That tells me that political indoctrination was not part of George and Laura’s parenting style. And that is definitely something I can respect in anyone, even my political adversaries.

  102. 102.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: That reminds me of an interview he did on a talk show (Conan O’Brien?) when he’d just been elected the 99th most senior senator of the US. He mentioned that kids were great at reminding you you’re just regular folks. He talked about how at dinner they all talk about their days and when asked about his, as he begins to answer, Sasha responds “boring.” It cracked me up. It’s worth looking for, but I’m not up for doing it myself tonight.

  103. 103.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Tom:

    (I turned 18 in 1976. Yes, I’m old.)

    That’s not old for this joint.

  104. 104.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Zinsky: Yup, that’s quixotic all right. You’re looking to change the minds of those who are against me because I look like me, who are against the president because he looks like he does, and are scared enough of both of us to condone the police assassination of unarmed men, women, and children who look like me. There’s no dancing around it.

  105. 105.

    smith

    March 27, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    That’s not old for this joint.

    Not old at all. My first vote was against Nixon in 1968.

    (And get off my lawn)

  106. 106.

    Kay (not the front-pager)

    March 27, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: I bought it based on a Writers in our Midst post, read it, and liked it. I will make a note to review it on Amazon.

  107. 107.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Tom: Hey, hey, hey – watch with the “old” stuff, will you? I meant to mention earlier that the Carters seemed very much a regular family who truly enjoyed one another.

  108. 108.

    burnspbesq

    March 27, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    A minimum wage of basically, 30K a year will make a huge difference in people’s lives.

    Not in California. Still not enough. Not even remotely.

  109. 109.

    father pussbucket

    March 27, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    @prob50:

    Mr. Bush’s vanity war.

    That phrase is a keeper.

  110. 110.

    father pussbucket

    March 27, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    In the latest Responsible Gun Owner news:
    Man loses leg shooting automatic weapon at lawn mower packed with explosives

  111. 111.

    eemom

    March 27, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    I’m only 30 years old, and I have no doubt that this will be the best presidency / president I will have gotten a chance to vote for in my lifetime. Call me pessimistic.

    Hell, it could be worse. I’m only 100 years old, and REALLY have no doubt, whereas you are merely pessimistic.

  112. 112.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Ben Cisco:

    Ouch.

    That’s what he said.*

    *I am a bad, bad man.

  113. 113.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    And the Heels move on to Houston.

  114. 114.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Was wondering if anyone was going to drop that one in.

  115. 115.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @redshirt: Not everyone who can get into an Ivy wants to go to one.

  116. 116.

    benw

    March 27, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @Ben Cisco: no clucking way.

  117. 117.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @benw: Nice.

  118. 118.

    Mike J

    March 27, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @Ruckus:

    When foreigners tell you that all americans are fat ugly slobs, all you have to do to change their minds is show them this.

    Nine out of ten times, just hold up a mirror, at least in Engerland or Germany.,

  119. 119.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @Ben Cisco: I had a lovely Easter weekend and my aunt sent the leftover salmon dip home with me. So I had to do it – you teed it up on purpose, right?

  120. 120.

    Ben Cisco

    March 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Indeed.

  121. 121.

    Mike J

    March 27, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    @CaseyL:

    Well, Seattle passed an initiative to raise the minimum wage to $15 over a multi-year period about a year ago. If municipalities count…

    WHile I was inline for the Clinton rally I was asked to sign the petition to make it statewide about three dozen times.

  122. 122.

    benw

    March 27, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    @Ben Cisco: thanks. Yours was well-played.

  123. 123.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @eemom: Thank you very much for the explanation of Orthodox Easter timing. I knew there were different calendar, of course, but did not know that Pascha was always after Pesach.

    @Omnes Omnibus: I didn’t think he said anything, since he was dead.*

    * I am a worse woman.

  124. 124.

    The Lodger

    March 27, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @trollhattan: It probably gets easier for the beaus after the dad no longer has control of the Navy Seals.

  125. 125.

    The Dangerman

    March 27, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    @John Cole:

    …knowing he wont be President next year.

    I agree. Perhaps a quick change in the appropriate amendment is in order and we can go for a 3rd term (oh, man, that would piss Hillary off something fierce; she wants to be President soooooooooooo bad).

    ETA: Everyone running for President WANTS to be President but Hillary has taken in to an entirely new level.

  126. 126.

    Heliopause

    March 27, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Well, no, we’re not literally all fat slobs. Those damned foreigners, always generalizing about Americans…

  127. 127.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Dear god, I once made sure I knew the difference between the two. Then I got divorced. Now, I am trying to figure out the relationship between Passover and Protestant Easter.

  128. 128.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Everyone running for President WANTS to be President but Hillary has taken in to an entirely new level.

    Please explain.

  129. 129.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Maybe, but Wesleyan? At least Williams or Amherst at a minimum.

  130. 130.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Question to the women: which is stupider, the man bun or the mullet?

  131. 131.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I know it’s FUCKING lunar.

  132. 132.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 27, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @trollhattan: I always thought Pickles was better than the Shrubb deserved till I saw the death glare she gave Joseph Lowery during Coretta Scott King’s funeral. He married his mother.

    The daughters do seem to have turned out better than could have been expected.

  133. 133.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    @redshirt: Why not Reed? Why not Coe? Why not Spelman?

  134. 134.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    I spent Easter morning and afternoon getting some new pics. I revisited Franklin Canyon(Andy Griffith Show opening credits) with the new IR camera. Upper Franklin Reservoir. On the way up Coldwater Canyon Road I was behind the 0.01% in a Tesla and was followed by the 0.00001% in a Rolls. The Rolls driver gave me plenty of room behind my 30yo VW. After that, on to the Nike Base, which involved a short unplanned hike.

  135. 135.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Never heard of them. I guess Wesleyan is OK in comparison.

  136. 136.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    @redshirt: Wesleyan is a perfectly valid choice for plenty of people, even “Ivy” people.

  137. 137.

    Mandarama

    March 27, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    which is stupider, the man bun or the mullet?

    Yes.

  138. 138.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 27, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    This was lost in the hub-bub over the Tango.

    In Argentina, Obama laid a wreath in memory of the 30,000 murdered by Pinochet and apologized for the role the US played.

  139. 139.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: Um, Pinochet was Chile, not Argentina.

  140. 140.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @redshirt: You are NE-centric. I named fantastic LACs including one historical Black college.

  141. 141.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yeah, people, but she’s the President’s daughter and I’m sure a smart cookie, so why go to a safety school? She could probably get into any Uni anywhere, so why not Harvard? Or for a twist, Cambridge? I mean, if she wants to slum it up, at least Brown for Gods sake.

  142. 142.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: And?

  143. 143.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    @redshirt: You are kind of an asshole (and a huge snob). Why not a school where she feels comfortable and happy?

    ETA: with the snob comment.

  144. 144.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 27, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I think one is really fucking lunar, and the other one is based on an idealized approximation of the moon phases that is easier to compute.

    Edit: It appears the Jewish calendar is computed as well… but the precise computation is probably different.

  145. 145.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    @redshirt: Brown’s not slumming. And not everybody wants to go to Harvard, even people who get in. You probably won’t go to Wesleyan if you want to become an electrical engineer, but for some (really capable) people it’s the right choice, and by no means a safety.

  146. 146.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 27, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: thanks.

  147. 147.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Both are lunar, but the Orthodox is complicated by using a calendar that went out of fashion over 400 years ago.

  148. 148.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: You are correct, of course. Yet I am a BA, Gov’t; JD, Law, and she is a BA, Poli.Sci: Ph.D, Poli, Sci. We are not really math or astronomy people..

  149. 149.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 27, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    Gallup Poll — March 27 — President Obama Ratings

    Approve………..53%
    Disapprove…..44%

    But, but…. baseball game! But, but….. Tango! But, but…… Brussels!

    ***

    Gallup Poll — April 6, 2008 — President Bush Ratings

    Approve………..28%
    Disapprove…..67%

    But, but… a nice guy you’d like to have a beer with! But, but…… he kept us safe!

  150. 150.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: LOL. I’m sure ASU would be lots of fun too.

  151. 151.

    redshirt

    March 27, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Stanford, then? Sigh….

  152. 152.

    dmsilev

    March 27, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    @redshirt: The biggest advantage of a “prestige” school like Harvard (for undergrad, grad is different) is networking opportunities. That’s not something which a daughter of a President will lack in, so why bother?

  153. 153.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: If I understand, you are now trying to discern the relationship of Passover and Protestant (or non-Orthodox Catholic) Easter. That Easter is the first Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox. Pesach, Passover, is a specific period of dates in a Hebrew (lunar) month that I believe starts with an N. It is also, I believe, after the vernal equinox. I need to defer to someoe Jewish about that. Passover overlaps with (P+n-OC) Easter depending on when the first post-equinox full moon happens, since (P+n-OC) Easter is the first Sunday after that.

    Since Orthodox Easter, Pascha, must follow Pesach, so how much later it is than (P+n-OC) Easter depends on when Passover falls in a given year.

    the Orthodox is also complicated by using a calendar that went out of fashion over 400 years ago.

    (emphasized word added by Bella Q)

  154. 154.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    Where did you go to undergrad?

  155. 155.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It’s not a very good school, but I got a full ride to its grad school, so I can’t complain.

  156. 156.

    satby

    March 27, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: Do the kickstarter supporters count? Can we just do a review off what we got?

  157. 157.

    Cacti

    March 27, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    @dedc79:

    Over 1 in 10 americans live in California, so this is a big step toward a national minimum wage that approaches a living wage.

    2) Part of your argument was that a national minimum wage of $15/hr was unrealistic given that even the more progressive states don’t have one. I and others pointed out that some were in the process of adopting them and that a number of major cities had already done so.

    “Some were in the process of adopting them” implies more than one. One is in the process of adopting one. Hey, good for them. It’s actually starting somewhere.

    Now, if you can plausibly explain how this leads to House Republicans adopting a $15/hour minimum wage under a hypothetical Sanders Presidency, that isn’t wholly dependent on Green Lanternism…

    I’ll kiss your ass in a public location of your choice, and declare to onlookers that it smells like roses.

  158. 158.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): So normally, it works out as related. This year it does not. During my marriage, I worked on connecting the two dates – once they were the same.

  159. 159.

    Kay (not the front-pager)

    March 27, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: OK, I left a 5-star review. Thanks for a good read.

  160. 160.

    rikyrah

    March 28, 2016 at 12:00 am

    @gogol’s wife:
    I miss Tommy too ?

  161. 161.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 28, 2016 at 12:00 am

    @redshirt:

    Where did you go to undergrad?

  162. 162.

    Cacti

    March 28, 2016 at 12:01 am

    @CaseyL:

    Well, Seattle passed an initiative to raise the minimum wage to $15 over a multi-year period about a year ago. If municipalities count…

    To echo what Mike J said, a fellow was gathering signatures prior to my local caucus to petition the state leg to raise it to $13.50 statewide.

    Right now, the GOP controls the state senate, so if we can get that changed, maybe it could happen.

  163. 163.

    Prescott Cactus

    March 28, 2016 at 12:02 am

    @redshirt:

    Stanford, then? Sigh….

    Mission accomplished (no banner). Yale or U of Texas. Follow the Bush twins. What could go wrong.

  164. 164.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    March 28, 2016 at 12:02 am

    @satby: Absolutely. You did get a complete copy, right? You phrased that a little oddly, so I want to make sure. Otherwise, no, you don’t need to have purchased it at Amazon to be able to give a review.

  165. 165.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 28, 2016 at 12:04 am

    I wrapped up my Sunday by making a slapdash guide to Not Being An Asshole Bernie Supporter, based on Facebook exchanges I had today.

  166. 166.

    Mike J

    March 28, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Watching The Big Short right now. Brilliant piece of film making. Everybody watching it is going to be convinced the film agrees with their personal outlook.

  167. 167.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 28, 2016 at 12:06 am

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): This is close enough for government work, so I’m not going to really add anything.

    The Hebrew/Judaic calender is a solar adjusted lunar calendar. In comparison to what we’re used to with the Gregorian calendar its on a three year wobble. This is different than the Hijra (Islamic) calendar, which is a pure lunar one.

    Here’s the primer:
    http://www.jewfaq.org/calendar.htm

    The Julian (Orthodox Christian) calendar is, as you’ve indicated based on the calendar used in the Eastern empire. It was abandoned in the West in the 830s when Pope Gregory had the new calendar we use today created.

    Oh and if anyone cares, she should go to Emory. Everyone knows Harvard is just the Emory of the North!

    I’m going back to my Spider-Man cartoon.

  168. 168.

    redshirt

    March 28, 2016 at 12:06 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Where did you go to undergrad? And law school?

  169. 169.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 28, 2016 at 12:06 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Happens about every third year.

  170. 170.

    Kay (not the front-pager)

    March 28, 2016 at 12:07 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Question to the women: which is stupider, the man bun or the mullet?

    Man bun. No contest.

  171. 171.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 28, 2016 at 12:08 am

    @Kay (not the front-pager): Man-bun, I’m a gay guy does that count

  172. 172.

    redshirt

    March 28, 2016 at 12:10 am

    The mullet is actually practical. It can keep bugs off the back of your neck but doesn’t get in your eyes or interfere with glasses.

  173. 173.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 28, 2016 at 12:10 am

    Late night open thread is up!

  174. 174.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 28, 2016 at 12:13 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Related is the term that’s confusing me. Sometimes P & E overlap; this year they do not. Passover is always a set period (30 days?) after Purim. So depending on how the Hebrew months fall in a given secular calendar year, Passover is earlier or later. Again, actual Jewish people should correct me.

    @Adam L Silverman: But I’m having so much fun embarrassing myself – and confusing Omnes – about Spring holidays here.

  175. 175.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 28, 2016 at 12:15 am

    @redshirt: I went to Lawrence University as an undergrad. And?

  176. 176.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 28, 2016 at 12:16 am

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Please see comment 170. I already did.

  177. 177.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 28, 2016 at 12:17 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Does this mean you weren’t asking me about my undergrad earlier? If so, never mind. Though I am pleased to note the full ride to grad school (what I call it lately, for those who may not know which letter(s) come before the D in my degree).

  178. 178.

    starscream

    March 28, 2016 at 12:17 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: I imagine a lot of people are experiencing a “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone” feeling now that Obama’s time in the White House is almost up. Especially compared to some of the clowns applying for his job.

  179. 179.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 28, 2016 at 12:20 am

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Here’s the short course. The Jewish/Hebrew calendar is based on aligning three things: A single day, a single month, and a single year. So the calendar is a solar adjusted lunar calendar. The major difference between the Hebrew and Gregorian calendars is that the latter has standardized the length of a month to either 28, 30, or 31 days. The Hebrew calendar doesn’t do that. It has leap months, not a leap day. So while a single day is 24 hours (give or take) and a single year is 365 days (give or take), the length of the months are lunar and vary more than the standard ones in the Gregorian calendar.

  180. 180.

    Cacti

    March 28, 2016 at 12:21 am

    @starscream:

    I imagine a lot of people are experiencing a “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone” feeling now that Obama’s time in the White House is almost up. Especially compared to some of the clowns applying for his job.

    BHO is the first White House occupant of my lifetime that I think of as “my” President, rather than just “the” President.

    Nobody waiting in the wings gives me the same feeling.

  181. 181.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 28, 2016 at 12:23 am

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): I only care about the asshole’s lack of truth.

    I wasn’t asking, but I am interested. Some other time?

  182. 182.

    redshirt

    March 28, 2016 at 12:26 am

    @Cacti: Same. He’s the one and only politician I’ve worked for, that I put a bumper sticker on for, that I bought and wore shirts, that I talked with people when they asked me or insulted me for my tshirts and stickers. I love the man and think he’s one of the Greats in history and his example will be an influence for the world going forward.

    PS I’ve never felt this way about any other politician, not even remotely close.

    I’ve read his books. That might be a big part of it, as I feel I “know” him way more than other politicians.

  183. 183.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 28, 2016 at 12:29 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Sure. I’m going to try sleep at this time.

  184. 184.

    A Dawg Called Panda

    March 28, 2016 at 12:32 am

    @redshirt: Is it at least slightly disturbing, do you think, that during the last year of his Presidency, the race to replace him has motivated a hither-to-unseen brand of racial populism, both on the left and the right?

    Very bizarre.

  185. 185.

    A Dawg Called Panda

    March 28, 2016 at 12:38 am

    TEST

  186. 186.

    Nate Dawg

    March 28, 2016 at 12:39 am

    So I can’t use a new nym to avoid without triggering the moderation filter?

    @redshirt: Is it at least slightly disturbing, do you think, that during the last year of his Presidency, the race to replace him has motivated a hither-to-unseen brand of racial populism, both on the left and the right?

    Very bizarre.

  187. 187.

    WarMunchkin

    March 28, 2016 at 12:43 am

    @starscream: On the bright side, he’ll be what the rest of us strive to be. Kennedy wasn’t nearly as successful, Johnson may have had the Great Society, but he escalated Vietnam. Carter was a one-termer, Clinton had a sex scandal. All of these Presidents were either sane or great in their own ways, but Barack is the only Democratic President in who knows how long that propped up a big gigantic lighthouse to guide us and figure out what a President should be, and that light shines way brighter than Reagan ever will.

  188. 188.

    WarMunchkin

    March 28, 2016 at 12:45 am

    @A Dawg Called Panda: Are we calling Sanders-ism unseen? IIRC it’s pretty much standard New Deal liberalism. Hell, I remember John Edwards saying the same thing in 2004, even. Wasn’t old enough in ’92.

  189. 189.

    Elie

    March 28, 2016 at 12:52 am

    @Nate Dawg:

    I can’t figure it either. Alls I know is that this president will leave a lasting impression on me of the importance of competent governance, how important it is to be resilient in accomplishing your goals and most of all an example of enormous poise, grace and integrity under pressure… He is by far the most impressive political figure that I have known of in my lifetime, and I bet many other people’s as well. We were lucky to have him but I truly believe that his service to us will not end at the end of his term — that he may have an even more important and unexpected leadership role for us later. Whatever, he will truly always be my hero for these reasons and many others.

  190. 190.

    Nate Dawg

    March 28, 2016 at 12:52 am

    @WarMunchkin: The movement is different than Edwards (which was insigificant, and not a movement at all really) and similar candidates in the past (Dennis Kuchinich, anyone?)

    Yes, it is new territory for a Socialist to run as a Democrat and rack up 40%+ votes by bashing the popular President and his popular Secretary of State. That the crowds are nearly all white, and he does abysmally with PoC, makes it a rather strange white-liberal-movement. Much more white than Edwards campaign was, I believe, and much, much, MUCH more so than Barack Obama’s or Hillary Clinton’s are and were.

  191. 191.

    redshirt

    March 28, 2016 at 1:02 am

    @efgoldman: Surely you understand Simpson’s humor?

  192. 192.

    gwangung

    March 28, 2016 at 1:30 am

    @redshirt:

    Stanford, then? Sigh….

    HEY!!!!!

  193. 193.

    Mnemosyne

    March 28, 2016 at 1:35 am

    @efgoldman:

    Plus, the initial point that gogol’s wife was making was that Wesleyan is becoming known as the school you go to if you want to work on Broadway, which seems to have completely flown over redshirt’s head.

    USC is not the best school for everything, but if you want to be a film major, it’s the #1 place to go. Sounds like Wesleyan is making a similar reputation for itself when it comes to live theater — not acting, but writing and directing it (Tommy Kail is also a graduate).

  194. 194.

    Frivolous

    March 28, 2016 at 1:47 am

    What a beautiful picture. The older Obama girl especially looks cute.

  195. 195.

    Ruckus

    March 28, 2016 at 1:51 am

    @redshirt:
    She should go where she wants to go. It’s her life and choice, not yours nor even her mom or dad’s. Even if it’s a community college.

  196. 196.

    akryan

    March 28, 2016 at 2:04 am

    OT, but I just turned on Meet the Press, because I’m some sort of masochist, and of course it goes straight to Trump. What the fuck.

  197. 197.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 28, 2016 at 2:06 am

    @akryan: what did you expect? MTP is a freak show and there is no bigger freak than Trump. Of course they’re going to cover some one setting himself on fire.

  198. 198.

    Pinksnapdragon

    March 28, 2016 at 2:58 am

    @CaseyL: @Amaranthine RBG: I believe that within the last week or two the governor of Oregon also signed a bill raising the minimum wage to $15 in Portland and other large cities, but permitting a somewhat lower minimum in the more rural parts of the state.

  199. 199.

    Sloane Ranger

    March 28, 2016 at 3:43 am

    @SFAW: It’s more than this. Someone tweeted Washington Journal yesterday to say they expected President Obama to use some crisis to declare martial law and cancel the election.

  200. 200.

    debbie

    March 28, 2016 at 7:48 am

    What a beautiful photo!

  201. 201.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    March 28, 2016 at 7:56 am

    @Sloane Ranger: Of course, some of W’s people were actually talking to the press about the possibility of postponing the 2004 election… :-/

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  202. 202.

    Paul in KY

    March 28, 2016 at 8:54 am

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Me too!

  203. 203.

    gogol's wife

    March 28, 2016 at 9:01 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    It wasn’t me who made that comment!

  204. 204.

    Paul in KY

    March 28, 2016 at 9:01 am

    @PST: Was surprised Jenna stayed mostly on very good behavior. Not-Jenna seemed to be more low key, so I figured she would stay off the gossip pages.

  205. 205.

    Paul in KY

    March 28, 2016 at 9:05 am

    @Zinsky: You need to approach it with a sense of hilarity (for idiots like that).

  206. 206.

    Paul in KY

    March 28, 2016 at 9:09 am

    @rikyrah: I miss him as well. Hope he returns some day.

  207. 207.

    gogol's wife

    March 28, 2016 at 10:45 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    It was MazeDancer who made that comment. (I don’t disagree with it!)

  208. 208.

    low-tech cyclist

    March 28, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    @dedc79:

    Remember just a few months ago when you called a $15/hr minimum wage a pipe dream and said that Sanders and his supporters were crazy to think it possible?

    I’m not Cacti, but I think it’s silly to say, “see, a $15 minimum wage is possible” because it’ll happen in California in 2023.

    Because nobody’s arguing that the national minimum wage won’t reach $15 EVAR; sure it will. But comparing California in 2023 with the U.S. in 2016 is apples and oranges.

  209. 209.

    low-tech cyclist

    March 28, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    Damn, that’s a great photo. You know, just for starters, Barack Obama is always going to be the coolest guy in the room, in every room he walks into for the rest of his life. And on top of that, the lucky bastard is married to the intelligent, accomplished, and drop-dead gorgeous Michelle Obama. If it gets any better than that, please tell me how.

    And those girls are growing up to be damn good-looking themselves, and probably every bit as smart as their parents.

    I believe the dogs are Portuguese water dogs.

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