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NHL Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 13, 20167:56 pm| 84 Comments

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Playoff hockey is the best.

Go Pens!

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  1. 1.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    The Pens appear to be starting their third string goalie… Hope the Rangers can take advantage

  2. 2.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Wings need to get their skates re-edged on that Tampa Bay ice.

  3. 3.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    Much as I respect what the ‘Hawks have accomplished, I don’t like em.. Let’s go Blues! And ‘Wings in the East; battle of the 2 best insignia in all sports in the LSC finals. (Not bloody likely).

  4. 4.

    OldDave

    April 13, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    Just arrived home. I see that only the Wings @ Bolts tilt has started. How does that game look?

    Our series starts tomorrow. Butterflies.

  5. 5.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @OldDave: Rangers v. Pens is on USA network

  6. 6.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    April 13, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    Woe no Canada. Let’s see how far Bobby Lou & Jagr can go with Florida.

  7. 7.

    A Ghost To Most

    April 13, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    Fuck the Pens – go Caps!

  8. 8.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @OldDave:

    It’s getting exciting. Wings scored two quick goals to take a 2-1 lead.

  9. 9.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Good ol honkey sports.

  10. 10.

    A Ghost To Most

    April 13, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Hockey is in my soul. Basketball is just squeaky shoes.

  11. 11.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Getting a little testy in Tampa…

  12. 12.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    So far, refs are trying to help the Pens out

  13. 13.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 13, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    @dedc79:

    So far, refs are trying to help the Pens out

    Ted Cruz could probably help.

    Oh.

    Pens.

  14. 14.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @efgoldman: At least there are a couple of POC in the fucking sport.

  15. 15.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    April 13, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @raven: Yep. Kobe’s last game tonight and the Warriors are playing for a record 73 win season and we get a thread for Crackers on Ice.

  16. 16.

    Mnemosyne

    April 13, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @raven:

    According to Wikipedia, there are about 20 black hockey players in the NHL right now, including the (Canadian) Subban brothers.

  17. 17.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @raven: Subban! Simmonds! Iginla! umm…

  18. 18.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Nooooo!

    ETA: fuck!

  19. 19.

    OldDave

    April 13, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @Linnaeus: LOL – I was watching the Pens pre game ceremonies.

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 13, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @raven: Dude….

  21. 21.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    I was born at night but not last night.

  22. 22.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: SO you think I’m the only one that ever thought or said that?
    Is Hockey a Racist Sport?

    As a hockey nation, we also tend to completely dismiss the character and toughness of European players and, specifically, Russian players. (And, yes, French-Canadian players, too.) We call this analysis, but that’s not really true. Russian players are treated from their draft day like they have to prove something over and above their Canadian counterparts, or like they have to atone for previous players from Moscow and the surrounding area who were viewed as soft or fragile or Prima Donnas, despite any evidence to the contrary.

    Is there really much difference between Henrik Sedin and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins? What about Sergei Fedorov and Steve Yzerman? Or, Teemu Selanne and Ryan Getzlaf? Gretzky and Kurri?

    Let’s face it: hockey is an extension of us, and we all still have a lot of work to do.

    eta This is a Canadian author.

  23. 23.

    Baud

    April 13, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Hmmm. I’m going to say that the fact that there is a list tends to support Raven’s point.

  24. 24.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: Hey, we got a Basketball National Championship thread at half time. Not bad.

  25. 25.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Baud: Well, it ain’t the hill I’m gonna die on, golf is largely white and I think a lot pf people were happy as hell to see Tiger fall but I thought it was worth it to broach the topic once.

  26. 26.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @efgoldman: You love hockey, good for you. I don’t and I sure as hell don’t think there is “nothing better than playoff hockey”.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    April 13, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @raven:

    I just thought the list was funny. I only watch NFL and MLB anyway.

  28. 28.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 13, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @raven: I know you don’t care about NBA, but I got a dollar that says we won’t get an NBA playoffs thread as quick as we got an NHL playoffs thread.

  29. 29.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    April 13, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @raven: Lakers and Warriors games start at 10:30 PM EDT so I still have hope.

  30. 30.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Baud: Yea, I’m surprised no one ever said it before. If I smoked I’d have one.

  31. 31.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: I’ll be in the land of winkin, blinkin and nod.

  32. 32.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Pittsburgh doesn’t have an NBA team

  33. 33.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I watch the playoffs.

  34. 34.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Well, I was looking forward to a nice back and forth with some other fans…

  35. 35.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @dedc79: The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh !!!

  36. 36.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Linnaeus: And I was looking for a nice back in forth during March Madness. Life’s a motherfucker.

  37. 37.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    April 13, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    First time since 1970 there are no Canadian teams in the playoffs. OBAMA>>>TRUDEAU

  38. 38.

    Mike J

    April 13, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: F1 practice session, 11PM PDT tomorrow night, quals midnight Friday, race 10:30 Saturday.

  39. 39.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @raven:

    That’s a fair beef – bring it up with Cole. But there’s no need to come into a thread for a sport that you don’t enjoy and piss on other people’s enjoyment of it.

  40. 40.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    And Henrik is out of the game. Damn

    ETA: and a pens power play. Double damn.

  41. 41.

    geg6

    April 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Not from Cole anyway. Pittsburgh has no NBA team. I’m with Cole. NHL is vastly superior entertainment.

  42. 42.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Linnaeus: I’ll bring it up whenever I want to. You don’t like it YOU bring it up with Cole. Every goddamn time I bring up and of the sports I like EF chimes in with some fucking bullshit. Fuck all ya’ll.

  43. 43.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @raven: Have a Snickers.

  44. 44.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @raven:

    I don’t want to get into a nasty fight about this, so I’ll just say that I disagree with you and leave it at that.

  45. 45.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Linnaeus: Got it, I’m done anyway.

  46. 46.

    raven

    April 13, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It’s all good.

  47. 47.

    Doug R

    April 13, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Here’s the last time the Stanley Cup was in Vancouver, although the Victoria Cougars won in 1925 only to move to Detroit a couple of years later and eventually become the Red Wings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Millionaires#/media/File:Vancouver_Millionaires_1915.jpg

  48. 48.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    April 13, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @raven: Jesus, just talk about basketball in this thread. It’s an open thread. I sometimes get the impression that your main desire is to bitch about something rather than to talk about a particular subject.

  49. 49.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    April 13, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Doug R:

    The riots after the Bruins beat them don’t look anything like that.

    /Bruins fan

  50. 50.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    Lightning buzzing now. Yeesh.

  51. 51.

    OldDave

    April 13, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Tampa took a 3-2 lead on a beautiful redirect by Killorn.

  52. 52.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @dedc79: The Condors were ABA champions.

  53. 53.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Mike J: I miss having cable for F1 and WRC. Been so long since I had it, it was the Schumacher Ferrari/Renault dominant era, as Renault briefly passed Mercedes & Williams.

  54. 54.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Wings spending too much time in their own zone – they’re lucky it’s not 4-2 right now.

  55. 55.

    jg

    April 13, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: start your own blog watb.

    I got the BLUES!

  56. 56.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @LAO: I was worried the Rangers would make the Pens’ 3rd string goalie into a star, and that seems to be what they’re doing so far.

    ETA: And damn, now it’s 2-0

  57. 57.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Empty net time….

  58. 58.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @dedc79: I’m dying here. So weak!

  59. 59.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @efgoldman: not much, but this was before Chuck Noll, We Are Familee Pirates, and Pens were expansion, so Pittsburgh needed something.

  60. 60.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    This Wings-Bolts series could get very chippy.

  61. 61.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Linnaeus: That’s a lot of the fun of it.

  62. 62.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @dedc79:

    Yeah, although sometimes that takes players away from the action. Toward the end, the Wings’ Abdelkader didn’t need to be mixing it up with the Bolts’ Palat when it’s less than a minute left and the Wings are trying to get six skaters down the ice.

    The last ten minutes of the game were brutal for the Wings in the d-zone; they couldn’t get the puck out even when Tampa Bay had one forechecker.

  63. 63.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Linnaeus: Given all of Tampa’s injuries, I figured the Wings would get a jump on them in game 1. Guess not.

  64. 64.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    April 13, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    As a Sabres fan I still watch as many playoff games as a I can. I saw a few Penguins games at The Igloo when they had Lemieux and Jagr. To hell with the Rangers. I liked the Islanders in the 80’s.

  65. 65.

    Linnaeus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @dedc79:

    They actually looked pretty decent most of the game, so I’m not too worried right now. They got a lot more scoring chances in this Game 1 than they did in the Game 1 against Tampa last year (and that’s a game they won).

  66. 66.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    April 13, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    BOLTS WIN.

    and thank God, because the Rays are not looking good right now.

  67. 67.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @dedc79: for a moment there, didn’t think they’d manage to score.

  68. 68.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @LAO: me neither. Now let’s get another one

  69. 69.

    smintheus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @Linnaeus: No, it’s not a fair beef. It’s just a stupid complaint; nobody’s preventing anybody from playing hockey, and nothing to stop him from dragooning POC into taking up the sport if that’s what matters most to him.

  70. 70.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @LAO: goddamnit

  71. 71.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @dedc79: short handed fucking goal! Can’t take it.

  72. 72.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @LAO: Not a good start to the series. Hope Lundqvist is ok.

  73. 73.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @dedc79: hangs head in shame, crying softly to myself now.

  74. 74.

    geg6

    April 13, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @dedc79:

    Am I a terrible person if I hope he’s hurt just enough to not come back for this series? If so, I don’t care.

  75. 75.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @geg6: Yes you are. But I understand where you’re coming from.

  76. 76.

    smintheus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Remember how eager the Rangers were to pick up Eric Staal? He was supposed to be the missing link in their playoffs this spring.

  77. 77.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @geg6: yes

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @geg6: Well, it ain’t the only reason. You know what you did.

  79. 79.

    dedc79

    April 13, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    @smintheus: Not writing Staal’s or the Rangers’ obituary just yet. It’s game 1….

  80. 80.

    smintheus

    April 13, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @dedc79: Maybe the Rangers could suit up Ulf Samuelsson for a few games to even up the injuries with the Penguins.

  81. 81.

    LAO

    April 13, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @dedc79: I don’t know. This feels worse to me than just a game 1 loss.

  82. 82.

    redshirt

    April 14, 2016 at 12:08 am

    I think the gist here is we need more front pagers and/or more front page posts.

  83. 83.

    smintheus

    April 14, 2016 at 12:36 am

    That was fun. The perfect deflating goal in OT.

  84. 84.

    Prescott Cactus

    April 14, 2016 at 2:27 am

    @redshirt: Get that resume together !

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