And now something to lift your spirits.
Yes, my furniture is beige.
Yes, my voice sounds different. Allergies.
Yes, my decorating sucks.
Yes, his bowl is dirty, I use it in the morning and then at dinner and wash before the next day.
Yes, he is eating on fiestaware human bowls. He and I don’t care and we have this thing called soap, so it’s cool.
Yes, he is fat. Fuck you, body shamers.
Yes, that is where I keep my vacuum. Why put it away in a closet when you have four animals?
I think that will handle all the annoying questions, or most of them.
Oh, yeah. Ellie is home and recovering from her major surgery. Pics when Seth sends me some.