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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / And It’s Trump

And It’s Trump

by John Cole|  May 3, 20168:30 pm| 214 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016

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Trump demolished Cruz in Indiana, and the polling for the remaining states must be brutal, because people are now stating that Cruz is quitting the race. Links when I have them.

So now Ted Cruz is free to go back to being the worst Senator in America.

Carly Fiorina was fake VP for under a week.

Your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.

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  1. 1.

    lamh36

    May 3, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @NBCNews now10 seconds ago
    BREAKING: Ted Cruz to drop out of Republican race for president, @HallieJackson reports

    @NBCNews 4s5 seconds ago
    BREAKING: Ted Cruz to drop out of Republican race for president, @HallieJackson reports

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Ted Cruz is the fucking worst.

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    “Then Deal Me In!”

  4. 4.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    May 3, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Donald Trump – putting the con back into conservative.

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @lamh36: I wonder how sad Hallie Jackson must be at this moment in time. She brutalized Ted Cruz more than once on the campaign trail.

  6. 6.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Fiorina destroyed Cruz faster than she destroyed HP.

  7. 7.

    lamh36

    May 3, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @thehill
    WATCH LIVE: Ted Cruz ends presidential campaign hill.cm/MbQK9pS #INprimary #IndianaPrimary

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    I love Donald Trump. Love that fucking guy.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Repeated from downstairs:

    Ross Douthat ‏@DouthatNYT 25 Sep 2015
    The entire commentariat is going to feel a little silly when Marco Rubio wins every Republican primary.

  10. 10.

    eemom

    May 3, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    As vile as Trump is, ya gotta give him some kind of credit for destroying the republican party. And each and every one of its pond scum candidates in their turn, culminating with antichrist Cruz.

  11. 11.

    dedc79

    May 3, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Carly Fiorina was fake VP for under a week

    and there have already been layoffs

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @Mike J: Apparently she didn’t get a golden parachute this time, as evidenced by her falling through the hellsmouth trap door the other day. As Cruz simply carried on being the most punchable face person in the world.

  13. 13.

    jl

    May 3, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    Carly Fiorina was the best fake primary campaign veep nom in US history. You can’t take that away from her.

    And from what clips I heard of Cruz himself on the radio news, in the last days, he started sounding like an infomercial pitchman for a sketchy tax shelter who knew the feds were ransacking the back offices while he was desperately trying to make a few last sales.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    At this point in time, is there any more personally satisfied Republican pol in existence than John Boehner?
    Honestly. Isn’t he fucking killing it right now?

  15. 15.

    ThresherK

    May 3, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @jl: Hee. That was good. Now all I can think of is a mashup with “Gil” from The Simpsons in “Glengarry Glen Ross”.

  16. 16.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    It’s so fucking embarrassing! I’ve never voted for a Republican in my life, but as an American, I’m deeply ashamed that one of our two major parties would nominate such a vulgar, racist, ignorant jackass. Sorry, planet!

  17. 17.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Kids with a lemonade stand handing you change? That’s what fueled and built this campaign? Are you sure that multi-million dollar loan from Goldman Sachs didn’t have more to do with it than a 4 and a 6 year old?

  18. 18.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Cruz not blinking an eye while Carly disappeared at his feet has to be the strangest and most symbolic epic fail of campaign moments evah. The guy has not one human social skill. He just doesn’t even scan as human. And then there’s The Donald. WTF over, Republicans.

  19. 19.

    Calouste

    May 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    So Cruz is better at delegate math than Sanders.

  20. 20.

    schrodinger's cat

    May 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Trump is the Republican nominee, wow.

  21. 21.

    aimai

    May 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    @Mike J: This. I also saw a brilliant tweet “Fiorina was brought on to fire all Cruz’s campaign staff.”

  22. 22.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Carly remains far off stage out of camera range so she can’t be in the same shot as Cruz.

  23. 23.

    patroclus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Well, I’m very pleased that Lucifer got his clock cleaned – he’s a scary person. And one other good thing about this is that it increases the likelihood of a somewhat legitimate 3rd party “conservative” challenge. There’s certainly more time to organize it given that this thing isn’t going to Cleveland.

    But, on the other hand, having a Fascist clinch the nomination of one of the two major American political parties is a disastrous development that portends ill for our Republic. I don’t like that one bit. The Dems need to unify quickly.

  24. 24.

    WarMunchkin

    May 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    @Calouste: I was wondering who was going to be the first person to bring Sanders into this.

    At any rate, yes, the Republican Party will be more united than the Democratic Party at their convention. #SnatchingDefeatFromTheJawsOfVictory

  25. 25.

    TheBuhJaysus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    I heard a snippet of Cruz in beserker mode, “Donald Trump is a serial philanderer and he boasts about it,” Cruz said. “This is not a secret, he’s proud of being a serial philander. I want everyone to think about your teenage kids. The president of the United States talks about how great it is to commit adultery. How proud he is, describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam. That’s a quote from the Howard Stern show. Do you want to spend the next five years with your kids bragging about infidelity?”

    I’m sure this was in the last thread, but it’s a thing of beauty.

    This along with the Lee Harvey Oswald headline is fantastic!

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    “Hear me now and believe me later!”

  27. 27.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    May 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    His speech is wrapping up.

    “Tonight, I’m sorry to say, it appears that path has been foreclosed. We left it all on the field in Indiana …. I’m not suspending our fight to defend the Constitution! …”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  28. 28.

    ecomcon

    May 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    Former Ronald Reagan campaign manager Ed Rollins has joined the primary super PAC backing Donald Trump’s presidential bid.

    h/t politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/05/ed-rollins-reagan-pro-trump-sup…

  29. 29.

    jl

    May 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Well, hell, one of them had to win it. The one with the most obnoxious klaxon level presentation won, is all.

  30. 30.

    aimai

    May 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @eemom: I feel like that old line “if Trump killed it why won’t it stay dead?” Trump isn’t killing the Republican party, he’s going to lead it and its going to be just fine. He probably won’t win the election but so what? Enough of those assholes will still make it back into congress, or they aren’t up for re-election, that they will be fucking us over for years to come.

  31. 31.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    May 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    It’s up to Kasich now!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  32. 32.

    MomSense

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    When Cruz stepped out on stage my 12 year old said he’s definitely dropping out. He said he could tell because he was actually nice to the people on stage with him and because he’s losing so badly.

  33. 33.

    Citizen_X

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @Mike J:

    Fiorina destroyed Cruz faster than she destroyed HP.

    Awesome. I’m stealing that.

  34. 34.

    Felanius Kootea

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    HaTed. I’m glad he’s gone.

    This means Donald Trump is the GOP nominee for president. The Dems need to have an excellent GOTV strategy because we are all going into the gutter when Trump decides to take on Hillary. It’ll be enough to turn some people off politics for a generation. Ugh.

  35. 35.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @aimai: If you were a Republican in congress, wouldn’t you rather be in opposition? You don’t have to actually deliver anything.

  36. 36.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    John Bridges
    ‏@buddhafinger

    Ted Cruz bragging about taking lemonade stand money from a couple little kids for his doomed campaign. Asshole.

  37. 37.

    Renie

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    ……but but ON DEMAND FUNDING by the Koch brothers is going to let Paul Ryan decide the President.

    I read this on the internet so it must be true

  38. 38.

    SRW1

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Path is totally clear for John Kasich now.

  39. 39.

    TheBuhJaysus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Is Kasich the last one to get the memo?

  40. 40.

    Amir Khalid

    May 3, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I’ve seen the New York Times story. (You’ll want to open it in a private window.)

    @Betty Cracker:
    The only apology Planet Earth can accept is you Americans ensuring that The Donald never sits in the Oval Office.

  41. 41.

    peach flavored shampoo

    May 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Save the theocracy until 2020. At that point, half the world will be under uber-acidified water, so nobody will care.

  42. 42.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    May 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @aimai: rofl. :-)

    Both she and Cruz piled the “God” stuff on extra-thick in their remarks. God has a pretty good sense of humor to whisper in their ears, “I want you to be President!”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  43. 43.

    chopper

    May 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    daaaaaaaamn

  44. 44.

    lamh36

    May 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @gdebenedetti 23m23 minutes ago
    Calling Trump “presumptive” nominee, Clinton super PAC chief @guycecil calls on “Democrats, Independents & reasonable Republicans” to unite

  45. 45.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @dedc79:
    I assume she negotiated a golden parachute for herself

  46. 46.

    TheBuhJaysus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    CastraTed

  47. 47.

    chopper

    May 3, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    stupid WP.

    cray cray!

  48. 48.

    raven

    May 3, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    What a fucking asshole, xin loi shithead.

  49. 49.

    Calouste

    May 3, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @WarMunchkin: If Sanders cares about defeating Trump, now is the time to suspend his campaign as well, or at a minimum stop with the baseless insults and insinuations.

  50. 50.

    lamh36

    May 3, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @danpfeiffer now
    We should have all seen this: the logical end for Republicans in the Obama era was to nominate the world’s most famous birther

  51. 51.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    Jon Favreau
    ‏@jonfavs

    And to think, it all began with the simple yet powerful belief that the first black president is a Kenyan imposter.

  52. 52.

    Punchy

    May 3, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    How do they pull off a contested convention with only one participant?

  53. 53.

    dmsilev

    May 3, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    I assume this was because Mephistopheles called in the note on Ted’s sorry excuse of a soul.

  54. 54.

    rk

    May 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    This is horrific. Not funny. Just sad and awful. I know everyone says that the democrats are going to win. But what if they dont?

  55. 55.

    Roger Moore

    May 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile:

    Donald Trump – putting the con back into conservative.

    Nonsense. The con has been in conservative long before Trump was running.

  56. 56.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Anyone check on RtR recently?

  57. 57.

    dmsilev

    May 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Punchy: Surely Trump can argue with himself.

  58. 58.

    Amir Khalid

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @MomSense:
    That’s what impresses me so about Ted Cruz. He creeps out his own kids. A ten-year-old heckles him at a campaign event. Children can tell at a glance that he’s full of crap, and yet he made it to the US Senate.

  59. 59.

    D58826

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Keep hoping we will wake up and Trump will just be the same bad piece of potato that generated Marley’;s ghost. However Erik son of Erik just announce that with Trumps win tonight, Hillary will be the next President.

  60. 60.

    redshirt

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Somewhere, Spy Magazine sheds a single tear.

  61. 61.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Wait, so Fiorina fell through a trap door while campaigning? Is there a clip of this? How is it that I haven’t heard anything about it? How long ago did this happen?

  62. 62.

    redshirt

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: #takeittothehouse!

  63. 63.

    burnspbesq

    May 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Holy shit: Sheldon Silver got TWELVE years.

  64. 64.

    dmsilev

    May 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: He was sighted a couple of threads down claiming that a third party would inevitably arise, throw the election to the House, and I guess then President Ryan or something like that.

    Poor dear hasn’t been the same ever since Jeb hung up the exclamation point and went back to private life.

  65. 65.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    May 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Was it anything like this?

  66. 66.

    scav

    May 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    I want a Dalek to appear on that stage: Ex-ter-min-a-Ted.

  67. 67.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Calouste:

    Matthew Yglesias Verified account
    ‏@mattyglesias

    Weaver now perfectly positioned to make money doing pointless TV ad buys in California.

  68. 68.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    May 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    I hope this puts a cap on Cruz’s future aspirations. Four years from now he will be a little chunkier, more smarmy and embittered, and still more of his face will have melted. He should be damaged goods.

  69. 69.

    redshirt

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): It was a front page post here on BJ just yesterday (or day before).

  70. 70.

    Davis X. Machina

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 GOP presidential ticket.

    Brannigan/Kif (That’s ‘Kif Kiftie’)

  71. 71.

    dmsilev

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @D58826:

    However Erik son of Erik just announce that with Trumps win tonight, Hillary will be the next President.

    Fuck, it’s Trump then. Wait! Has Bill Kristol weighed in yet?

  72. 72.

    patroclus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Ouday and Kusay are probably celebrating tonight with their birther father.

  73. 73.

    PhoenixRising

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    What a time to get through a primary sober. Cole, you have my respect.

    Holy shit.

    I did my shift of GOTV for Hillary’s campaign Saturday morning.

    What are y’all ready to do?

  74. 74.

    D58826

    May 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @rk: Even if Hillary wins the gop is still in the hands of the crazy people whose actions lead to Trump. Cruz, Scott, Brownbeck, and all of the only slightly less crazy Senators and Congresspeople.

  75. 75.

    Anoniminous

    May 3, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Forget it Amir, it’s Texas.

  76. 76.

    Mike in NC

    May 3, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Had Ted Cruz been born a hundred years ago, in another country, he could have been the Butcher of Prague!

  77. 77.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @rk:

    This is horrific. Not funny. Just sad and awful. I know everyone says that the democrats are going to win. But what if they dont?

    Cruz would be worse than Trump.

  78. 78.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    May 3, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Mnem and other Hamilfans: Have y’all looked in on the Daily Daveed Diggs tumblr today?

    And looked at the Astaire nominees?

  79. 79.

    LAO

    May 3, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @burnspbesq: I remember when the judge was an AUSA, I’m surprised he didn’t get more time.

  80. 80.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Cracker thread yesterday.

    Pay attention! :-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  81. 81.

    Amir Khalid

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    So, to what rightwing sites should one go to appreciate the best-performed wailing and rending of garments?

  82. 82.

    dedc79

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @rk: America: First we sold the world on democracy, then we gave the world second thoughts.

  83. 83.

    dedc79

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Amir Khalid: NRO

  84. 84.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Mike J:

    Cruz would be worse than Trump.

    And vice versa.

  85. 85.

    Anoniminous

    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @PhoenixRising:

    Me and all my Bernie friends are going to work for him in the primary and then bust our butts for the Party nominees in the General.

    It’s what I’ve done since 1964.

    ETA: DFH-pinko commie Bernie friends

  86. 86.

    A Ghost To Most

    May 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I think we got this, but you might not want to watch, unless you like watching train-wreck sausage being made.

  87. 87.

    rikyrah

    May 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    He took the entire clown car OUT ?
    I have to admit….him ridding us of Rafael does warm the heart – that sociopath just KNEW that he would win. Bye bye ? Rafael ? ?

  88. 88.

    CaseyL

    May 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I wonder what will be on the cover of the next National Review. Slit wrists?

  89. 89.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    It’s entirely academic now — I waited too long to share my thoughts — but I’m finding myself fascinated (in a bird-gazing-at-cobra kind of way) with some of the rhetorical tics Ted Cruz employs. I just listened (audio only) to his, I guess you’d call it a concession speech, and the stylistic devices were on full display. The main thing that I find creepy as hell is the way he begins delivering each sentence or point in a strong declarative voice, but at the end of each sentence or point he drops into a kind of breathy whisper, a faux-intimate tone to deliver the last couple of words. I guess it’s supposed to convey that he’s overcome by the sacredness of his message or something. It makes me itch, but I’m guessing his true believers find it very effective. Is there a term for this? Any rhetoricians in the house?

    Anyhow, he’s O.U.T. now and deo volente we never have to listen to him again. Disappear forever, Senator Cruz. Yes, and your little Carly too.

  90. 90.

    LAO

    May 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @West of the Rockies (been a while):

    I hope this puts a cap on Cruz’s future aspirations. Four years from now he will be a little chunkier, more smarmy and embittered, and still more of his face will have melted. He should be damaged goods.

    I doubted it. Based on his concession speech, seems pretty clear he intends to remain a first class asshole in the Senate. But, hopefully the stench of loser remains to prevent him from winning an election outside of Texas.

  91. 91.

    debbie

    May 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Mike J:

    That, and Cruz not getting the evangelical vote like he thought he would.

  92. 92.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    I walked from East 54th to the UWS this afternoon. I had forgotten how much of midtown is Trump-branded. Trump Tower is in sort of permanent crowd-control mode now. I half-expected the Ghostbusters to walk out of the front lobby.

  93. 93.

    LAO

    May 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Redstate.

  94. 94.

    dmsilev

    May 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Amir Khalid: RedState’s news coverage:

    In possibly the most shocking turn of events this campaign season, Senator Ted Cruz has suddenly and unexpectedly dropped out of the Republican primary race.
    […]
    In a terrific speech, which RedState will post in full shortly, Ted Cruz made the sad announcement.

    Well, shocking for people who can’t count and have the self-awareness of a particularly obtuse sea slug.

  95. 95.

    schrodinger's cat

    May 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Amir Khalid: KLo’s Corner of Crazy.

  96. 96.

    Poopyman

    May 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @rk: Well, it’s up to every thoughtful American who cares about the future of this country to make sure Donald Trump remains an embarrassing footnote to history, not #45.

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    May 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): This reminded me to watch that video again. You would think it might get old, but it doesn’t.

  98. 98.

    goblue72

    May 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Our country elected Andrew Jackson to President. Twice. A vulgar, racist, ignorant jackass. Who also committed genocide. And then in the 20th century, put him on the $20 dollar bill. And then in the 21st century, had to have a giant argument over whether it was ok to take his vulgar, racist, ignorant ass OFF the $20 bill to replace with an actual American hero(ine). A still can’t commit to doing it until 2030, at which point a Republican could be President and nix the whole thing.

  99. 99.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    The big news here, of course, is that it looks like Sanders is going to win Indiana.

    Indiana is a great state, really representative of America. It isn’t one of those types of states filled with mouth-breathing morans like those that have previously voted.

    Technically there isn’t a weighting of later primary states but there really should be because the candidates are so much more developed now and the voters have had a real opportunity to get to know them. The super delegates really should step up and recognize which campaign really has the momentum here. Todays voters in Indiana weren’t weighing a virtual unknown like the voters in states that Clinton previously “won.”

  100. 100.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Bob Schooley Retweeted
    Marcy Stech ‏@etchaStech 12m12 minutes ago

    Promptly after dropping out of the race, Ted Cruz elbowed his wife in the head. #freeHeidi

  101. 101.

    trollhattan

    May 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    He must be catatonic on the floor of the thread just below. Holy crap, can he ever pick’m.

  102. 102.

    debbie

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Glenn Beck said he’d be suicidal if Cruz lost Indiana. I can’t imagine what this will do to him.

  103. 103.

    Anoniminous

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @dmsilev:

    HEY! Don’t be hating on sea slugs. They have 18,000 neurons. Which is double the number found in the plurality of Red State readers.

  104. 104.

    Thoughtful David

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    If you needed any further evidence, this just proves that if there is a God, She is a woman and She is laughing her head off at the trick she pulled on ExterminaTED.

  105. 105.

    SuzieC

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet: Yer f–king kidding,right?

  106. 106.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    It isn’t one of those types of states filled with mouth-breathing morans like those that have previously voted.

    Say what now?

  107. 107.

    hueyplong

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    I’m getting a little impatient waiting for RollingAlong’s spin on Cruz’s long walk off a short pier. And I want some of that sweet, sweet ON DEMAND FUNDING.

  108. 108.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Sheldon Silver got TWELVE years.

    I thought there were term limits

  109. 109.

    trollhattan

    May 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Man, do I miss the old J Stew-Colbert lineup right now.

  110. 110.

    A Ghost To Most

    May 3, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Free Republic really brings the crazy.

  111. 111.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    May 3, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @rk:

    Lived through a similar freakout once. It came out okay.

    Freakouts* can be good, they tend to focus the mind of the electorate.

    *Now I’m wondering if it’s “freaksout” for the plural, you know, like attorneys general.

  112. 112.

    NotoriousJRT

    May 3, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    I guess I am too much of a hard-ass. I am not embarrassed. I am glad the base character of the Republican base is on full display so that it can be shunned and defeated. People who insist they can’t vote for Hillary ask me, “How will you feel if he (Trump) becomes president.?” I will feel nothing but contempt for those who put him there and burrow in for the four years. I am not giving these people an excuse to blame anyone but their fearful, bigoted, low info selves.

  113. 113.

    MomSense

    May 3, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Kids see everything.

  114. 114.

    lamh36

    May 3, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    twitter.com/Reince/status/727663752967917569

    @Reince
    .@realDonaldTrump will be presumtive @GOP nominee, we all need to unite and focus on defeating @HillaryClinton #NeverClinton

  115. 115.

    rikyrah

    May 3, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    To be fair, Maddow did explain that he won his one election by connecting with the sliver of determined crazies that would come out for a primary election in July.

  116. 116.

    Roger Moore

    May 3, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @PhoenixRising:

    What a time to get through a primary sober. Cole, you have my respect.

    Looks like I picked the wrong week election to give up sniffing glue.

  117. 117.

    WarMunchkin

    May 3, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @rk: I’m not allowed to actually say it in polite liberal company, but yeah, President Trump is a real, nontrivial possibility that we need to consider a strategy around. #ImWithHer of course, but I think curtailing drone powers, surveillance powers, an active government oversight committee will be immensely important. Of course, they’re immensely important now…

  118. 118.

    Baud

    May 3, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    I blame Obama.

  119. 119.

    schrodinger's cat

    May 3, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    Bernie’s Bandar log seem to be out in full force spreading doom and gloom. Thanks guys!

  120. 120.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @LAO:

    But, hopefully the stench of loser remains to prevent him from winning an election outside of Texas.

    More hopefully, one of his fellow Republican Senators takes a cane to him and beats him down on the Senate floor. According to L Graham, no one would convict that person.

  121. 121.

    Origuy

    May 3, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    I just went over to Redstate for the schadenfreude (in an incognito window) . They’re talking about drafting Rick Perry for a third-party move. Somebody did get in a good line: I’m not worried about a military coup. Nobody could live through the powerpoint presentations needed to make that happen.

  122. 122.

    Rolling Along

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    These are the bitter fruits of public employee unions controlling the education of our children for 60 years: Hillary vs Trump. We’ve educated two generations of idiots.

  123. 123.

    Roger Moore

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @debbie:

    Glenn Beck said he’d be suicidal if Cruz lost Indiana. I can’t imagine what this will do to him.

    If we’re really lucky, he’ll follow through.

  124. 124.

    elftx

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Mike J:

    Fiorina destroyed Cruz faster than she destroyed HP.

    Drop the mic!

  125. 125.

    eclare

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @trollhattan: Can we get an executive order to bring them back til November?

  126. 126.

    NotoriousJRT

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet:
    My friend (who knows exactly where my vote is going) keeps telling me, “I like Kasich.” Not sure if he thinks it will change my mind or if he is just hoping he can provoke me into going off. I told him that Kasich is a faux moderate in my view. But, he likes Kasich.

  127. 127.

    Poopyman

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Too overwrought. I grade it B-.

  128. 128.

    debbie

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Long Island weeps.

  129. 129.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    I’ll call it: Sanders is probably going to win Indiana. Clinton has a lead in Lake County, but it doesn’t look big enough to erase Sanders’ lead when all the precincts are in. Sanders is winning Indianapolis, which I think people assumed was strong territory for Clinton.

    It won’t make a substantial difference in the delegate situation, but it’s another modest but significant miss for the polling, which had Clinton substantially ahead. Sanders is going to hang on longer.

  130. 130.

    WarMunchkin

    May 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: This is sarcastic, right? Elections are supposed to be about votes, at least that’s what I learned.

    Do you, personally, believe the super delegates should give it to Sanders based on momentum?

  131. 131.

    Chyron HR

    May 3, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Sanders is going to win Indiana. Indiana is a great state, really representative of America. It isn’t one of those types of states filled with mouth-breathing morans like those that have previously voted.

    Awww, now poor Kropadope is going to have to spend all night shitting his pants and screaming about “UNVERIFIABLE RANDOS” again. :^(

  132. 132.

    Poopyman

    May 3, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @debbie:

    Glenn Beck said he’d be suicidal if Cruz lost Indiana. I can’t imagine can only hope what this will do to him.

    FTFY

  133. 133.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Technically there isn’t a weighting of later primary states but there really should be because

    But there really should be…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  134. 134.

    Karen

    May 3, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    The Dem primary wasn’t in Indiana as well?

  135. 135.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: Sean T @ Real Clear Politics tweeted, “The Republican Party, at least for now, is now the Front National.” This is not a Democrat saying that.

  136. 136.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Sanders is going to hang on longer.

    If he does, it won’t be because tonight’s results have anything to do with anything. The delegate split will be about even. It’s not going to reignite the fund-raising machine.

  137. 137.

    Anoniminous

    May 3, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Reince Priebus (@Reince)
    May 4, 2016

    .@realDonaldTrump will be presumtive @GOP nominee, we all need to unite and focus on defeating @HillaryClinton #NeverClinton

    Ain’t gonna happen Obvious Anagram. You’re screwed several ways from Tuesday and twice on Sunday. You’ve lost the Presidency and the Senate and put the House in play.

  138. 138.

    Chyron HR

    May 3, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @Rolling Along:

    If only Cruz had read your posts about the BIG MONEY BOYS ON DEMAND MAJOR TRUMP SCANDAL NEWS COMING TONIGHT he wouldn’t have dropped out. How sad.

  139. 139.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Wait, so Fiorina fell through a trap door while campaigning?

    I think she was just bailing early but her golden parachute failed to open.

  140. 140.

    tybee

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @dedc79:

    L O fuckin’ L

  141. 141.

    Roger Moore

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @srv:

    We all know how George R.R. Martin would write this ending.

    Everyone dies. Duh.

  142. 142.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    It won’t make a substantial fucking difference in the delegate situation

  143. 143.

    Punchy

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @CaseyL: Serious question: what/who does Nat Rev endorse for the general? They wont flip a 180 and endorse The Don, will they? They wont pimp HRC, and likely no 3rd party happening. Are they going to simply suggy that Repubs sit this one out?

  144. 144.

    PsiFighter37

    May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Seems like Bernie’s going to win Indiana. Tad Devine is laughing with glee.

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    Bill E Pilgrim

    May 3, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Mike J: Fascinating. Note that my comment I linked to was back in Feb, so I claim dibs, until shown otherwise. There was a whole article about the idea also in the New Yorker in March I think it was. I think it was the New Yorker.

  146. 146.

    PsiFighter37

    May 3, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Wonder how Donald is going to treat this speech. Coming in like it’s a circus.

  147. 147.

    Aleta

    May 3, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Trump made him an offer he couldn’t refuse? Anyway, it saves Trump money.

    I’m glad the two daughters are going to be released from the public humiliation of their father bragging about how he hits them.

  148. 148.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @ecomcon: That’s almost as good as being guaranteed a victory by Bill Kristol.

  149. 149.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @dmsilev: LMAO at “particularly obtuse sea slug.”

  150. 150.

    Anoniminous

    May 3, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    He should be laughing. His candidate came from an 8 point deficit and is currently leading in Indiana.

  151. 151.

    Mike in NC

    May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @goblue72: To modern Americans, Andrew Jackson can surely come across as a genocidal scumbag, but back then he was the hero of the Battle of New Orleans, effectively winning the War of 1812 for the USA and preventing the British from reclaiming all of North America.

  152. 152.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @Felanius Kootea: A popular outgoing POTUS with an acid tongue and no fucks to give, Senators Warren and Franken, the Big Dog unleashed, and Joe the BFD Biden got this. HRC won’t even have mud on the hem of her skirt when this is done.

  153. 153.

    Princess

    May 3, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Oh, Red State. Always Red State. The wing nut tears are delicious tonight.

  154. 154.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Mike in NC: The voting population was a bit different back then too.

  155. 155.

    Poopyman

    May 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Mike in NC: The Battle of New Orleans was fought after the peace treaty had been signed.

  156. 156.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’m sure it’s drinking, heavily. I think it said it’d vote for HRC if Trump was the nom.

  157. 157.

    cleek

    May 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Anoniminous:
    which amounts to basically nothing in terms of delegates.

  158. 158.

    catclub

    May 3, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    Carly Fiorina was fake VP for under a week.

    I was hoping Cruz would name his Cabinet. Trump could be his HUD secretary.

  159. 159.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 3, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    yet he made it to the US Senate.

    It’s Texas, Amir.

  160. 160.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 3, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @dr. bloor: The media and candidates’ fans tend to treat primaries as if they were winner-take-all contests.

  161. 161.

    catclub

    May 3, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Punchy:

    and likely no 3rd party happening.

    Are you sure? I bet KKarl Rove might be pondering just that,

  162. 162.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Trump is trying to be gracious. Not really pulling it off.

  163. 163.

    elftx

    May 3, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Technically there isn’t a weighting of later primary states but there really should be because the candidates are so much more developed now and the voters have had a real opportunity to get to know them. The super delegates really should step up and recognize which campaign really has the momentum here. Todays voters in Indiana weren’t weighing a virtual unknown like the voters in states that Clinton previously “won.”

    What Sanders should be doing is conceeding..we know, he knows it but Devine and Weaver still need a paycheck.
    Duly noted he is more developed. We all see his shtick now.

  164. 164.

    Mike J

    May 3, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @catclub:

    Are you sure? I bet KKarl Rove might be pondering just that,

    Deadline for Texas is Monday with 80k signatures.

  165. 165.

    pseudonymous in nc

    May 3, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Indiana is a great state, really representative of America.

    Indiana’s a potluck state: it’s one part Chicago outer burbs, one part Louisville outer burbs, one part Indianapolis, and one part whatever else. It doesn’t even know what time it is.

  166. 166.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @WarMunchkin: I think that is a really outdated idea. George Will, as usual, has some great insight here:

    A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process.

    He was referring to the republican primary, of course, but his analysis is just as persuasive regarding the democrats.

  167. 167.

    CaseyL

    May 3, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Punchy: My guess would be: they don’t do an endorsement for President, and instead focus on the downticket races. My guess is that’ll be the strategy for most of the GOP establishment.

    But I could be wrong. GOPers have made an art of living with cognitive dissonance and the Two Minute Hate. It’s entirely possible they’ll forget their animus for Trump and become his greatest cheerleaders – because the thought of a(nother) Clinton Administration would be more than they can bear.

  168. 168.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Betty Cracker: If he had, it would have been the first time. The Trump DNA is notoriously missing the “Grace” gene.

  169. 169.

    Aleta

    May 3, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    I so wanted Cruz to go down due to a horrible mistake or revelation that would erase him from politics until kingdom come.

    He’ll probably come out to say how hard he’s been praying over this and then he’ll give all the glory to g.

  170. 170.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    May 3, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Trump’s speech looks like a Robert Palmer video.

  171. 171.

    Aleta

    May 3, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Typical nice touch to send each of his parents out alone to walk the perp walk.

  172. 172.

    dr. bloor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: Outstanding, although Trump has no chance at getting as stiff as Palmer.

  173. 173.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Trump is trying to be gracious. Not really pulling it off.

    [Jim Nabors voice] “Surprise, surprise!”

  174. 174.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Fuck.

  175. 175.

    eclare

    May 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: I said the same thing to a friend, the Robert Palmer girls look bored!

  176. 176.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: She is going to be the Democratic nominee. Deal with it. Mentally constructing ever more Byzantine mental arguments as to why she shouldn’t doesn’t change the facts on the ground.

  177. 177.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    May 3, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @SuzieC: Maybe. ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  178. 178.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    FYWP.

  179. 179.

    FEMA Camp Counselor

    May 3, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: This is satire, right?

  180. 180.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    May 3, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: You need to be put in the care of a mental health professional.

  181. 181.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 3, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    George Will, as usual, has some great insight …

    I think you just gave away the plot.

  182. 182.

    Mnemosyne

    May 3, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Game.

    On.

  183. 183.

    liberal

    May 3, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @WarMunchkin:

    … but I think curtailing drone powers, surveillance powers, an active government oversight committee will be immensely important

    Sadly, the number of us who give a shit about such stuff is a rounding error.

  184. 184.

    Princess

    May 3, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @srv: If GRRM were writing the ending it would take at least seven years, not six months, and it might well never appear.

  185. 185.

    Mike G

    May 3, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    “I’m going to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of this mouth.”

    Cr-ooze in other words: “He’s a more adept liar than me, and I’m jealous.”

  186. 186.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    May 3, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap:

    Yup, now lunatic Ella from New Mexico will become one of your creepy stalkers too for suggesting there’s something not quite right with all of these delusional Sanders dead enders.

  187. 187.

    burnspbesq

    May 3, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @LAO:

    $6.5 mil in fines and restitution may have had something to do with that.

  188. 188.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I surprised that so many people who consider themselves “liberal” or “progressive” are comfortable having the election outcome depend solely on how a bunch of people from political backwater states voted.

    Of course, the fix is in and DSW and her cadre are going to do everything they can to make the election about “votes” and not “Ideas.”

    The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.

  189. 189.

    chopper

    May 3, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    damn you sure are one spiteful son of a bitch, aren’t you.

  190. 190.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Of course, the fix is in

    FFS.

  191. 191.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.

    The whiniest line from the whiniest actor in an otherwise great action film.

  192. 192.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    are comfortable having the election outcome depend solely on how a bunch of people from political backwater states voted.

    Which states would those be?

  193. 193.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    @chopper: @Omnes Omnibus:

    Look, I know that your mindless cheerleading for Hillary prevents you from seeing the obvious but the difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.

    All of these people who are trying to make this election about “votes” instead of “ideas” just show that those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.

  194. 194.

    The Thin Black Duke

    May 3, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: I love the smell of White Privilege whining in the morning.

  195. 195.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    @Corner Stone: Just take a look at the list of states that voted early. Places like South Carolina – nothing there but a bunch of hayseeds humping toppled statues.

    Indiana is much more representative of Real America in my view. It’s crazy that the pro-America areas of this great nation don’t have their votes weighted more than the other places.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    May 3, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: ah, now the whiff of troll is undeniable.

  197. 197.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: @Amaranthine RBG: Wow. You aren’t even trying, are you?

  198. 198.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: I can’t believe you people. You obviously don’t have a clue how much Bernie Sanders has done for the blacks in this country. Do you actually think it would have been possible for Obama to be elected had Bernie not laid the foundation for his efforts?

  199. 199.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: One doesn’t have to try very hard when people like you are involved. I see your top-notch analytical skills are just a tippy top notch as always. Really, an impressive sight to see. Formidable. Tumescent. A real presence.

  200. 200.

    cmorenc

    May 3, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @D58826:

    However Erik son of Erik just announce that with Trumps win tonight, Hillary will be the next President.

    If Bill Kristol makes the same prediction, we’re well and truly fucked. When has Kristol ever been right about anything?

  201. 201.

    Corner Stone

    May 3, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Come on, man. I feel used now that I see “Real America” in caps in your response. This feels dirty, but I blame myself.

  202. 202.

    Xantar

    May 3, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @cmorenc:

    As odious as Erikson is, he doesn’t have the same record of being consistently, stupidly wrong as Kristol does. Oh he’s evil, but he’s not always 100% wrong in his predictions.

  203. 203.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @Corner Stone: Now you just hush. Me and this here Omnes Autobus is having ourselves a high-level discussion. He’s mansplainin’ to me the what the facts on the ground is.

  204. 204.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: @Amaranthine RBG: Okay, not a Bernie dead ender, a troll. Got it. Thanks.

  205. 205.

    Brachiator

    May 3, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    It may have been noted already, but now we will see how quickly and completely the GOP will now get behind Trump. They will be trading in the klown kar for a shiny new and huge Trump mobile.

    Now the pressure is on the Dems to get your shit together.

  206. 206.

    Amaranthine RBG

    May 3, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I sure hope you don’t depend on that noggin of yours to make a living cuz you is a bit slow on the uptake there pardner.

  207. 207.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: I am ever so insulted. Or whatever.

  208. 208.

    Dan

    May 3, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    A+ trolling, would chortle heartily at again

  209. 209.

    oklahomo

    May 3, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    @Roger Moore: The Red Convention

  210. 210.

    TriassicSands

    May 4, 2016 at 12:17 am

    Carly Fiorina, former VP nominee of unnominee Ted Cruz, will have to let Trump know that she is now available to be his VP running mate. Anyone who thought that the rarest attribute in the GOP was intelligence will have to admit it may be self-respect.

    I hate to say it, but I’m afraid that HRC’s negatives are a lot more solid than Trump’s. The American people are dumb and ignorant enough to be persuaded that Trump is better than Clinton. Clinton may be in for the most savage campaign any presidential candidate has faced — possibly ever. I suspect that people who have been predicting a Clinton landslide may be in for a big surprise.

    If so, Republicans, who have been planning what to do after Clinton’s expected 50 state sweep, will have to figure out how to reclaim the party they lost to Trump in 2016.

    I’m no fan of Clinton’s, but I’m going to volunteer for her campaign. It is time for Democrats to put away the over-confidence and start working as though Clinton is a decided underdog. It’s still early, but Rasmussen just came out with their latest national poll — Trump 41 Clinton 39. I don’t trust Rasmussen, but polls like that can help persuade people that Trump is acceptable after all. Especially when the people are as stupid as the average American voter is.

  211. 211.

    Linnaeus

    May 4, 2016 at 12:34 am

    Is this history as tragedy or farce? I can’t tell right now.

  212. 212.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 4, 2016 at 12:42 am

    @Linnaeus: Usually, it is farce.

  213. 213.

    Mandarama

    May 4, 2016 at 12:49 am

    @Linnaeus:

    Is this history as tragedy or farce? I can’t tell right now.

    Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.

  214. 214.

    Applejinx

    May 4, 2016 at 4:51 am

    @Matt McIrvin: If I’m not mistaken, Rachel Maddow said Hillary didn’t RUN in Indiana, wasn’t there and hadn’t spent any money in Indiana?

    I see the kabuki theater of this but it puzzles me. I guess Obama ain’t the only one who can say ‘go ahead, force me left’? This might be a good election to run as a raging hippie. I sure hope so.

    Someone in the Clinton brain trust is OK with Bernie owning the platform and being the presumptive ‘ideas guy’ as long as he can’t possibly win the actual nomination. I would be so stunned that I wouldn’t be entirely delighted if Bernie pulled out a string of victories at this point.

    Are late-primary Bernie victories supposed to make anybody-but-Trump Republicans panic and see Hillary as not nearly so liberal as they thought? After all, Bernie is a socialist proposing to tax everybody 726473%. I also wonder what the hell Trump proposes to do about this, start endorsing Bernie’s character every chance he gets? We’ve all blasted straight past the insanity event horizon o_O

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