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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Nobody Loves A Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Nobody Loves A Short-Fingered Vulgarian

by Anne Laurie|  May 10, 20165:41 am| 189 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity

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This might be a problem, right? pic.twitter.com/jShfbW1ot1

— Charles Sykes (@SykesCharlie) May 8, 2016

But he's got like 103% approval with guys who won't see the next Star Wars unless the black guy isn't in it. pic.twitter.com/RtcNeoTlv9

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) May 9, 2016

Happy Monday morning, Republicans. Hillary Clinton leads Trump in North Carolina, 49%-40%. https://t.co/6c1Arwle74 pic.twitter.com/IYCTCDYo2j

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) May 9, 2016

All the chattering nonsense about "southern states don't matter" looks idiotic now that polls show Trump has no lock on NC, GA or MS.

— AlGiordano (@AlGiordano) May 10, 2016

The only way Trump wins is if Democrats don't turn out at 08/12 levels. And that's reason enough to go knock a door. https://t.co/AbNljmsYTz

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) May 9, 2016

As Washington Post humor columnist Alexandra Petri puts it, “Donald Trump is terrible. Good thing there’s this ‘nominee’ guy!”
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Apart from This Nominee Guy, and the WV primaries, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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  1. 1.

    magurakurin

    May 10, 2016 at 5:49 am

    People making noises about voting third party in the threads these days. I say fuck that noise.

    Anyone who votes third party this November is a putz of the first order and deserves nothing but scorn and ridicule.

    But I mean that in a nice and loving way.

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 6:01 am

    Good Morning ?, Everyone ?

  3. 3.

    Wag

    May 10, 2016 at 6:03 am

    @magurakurin:
    I think that you mean a putz of the First Order. Which makes Trump to be Emperor Snopes and makes the granny starving Paul Ryan into Kylo Ren.

  4. 4.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    May 10, 2016 at 6:05 am

    @magurakurin: Yeah, my troll filter is getting a workout. At least it lets me speed through reading the comments now.

    Most of them, I’ll check after the election to see if I can let them out or if they’ve gone full PUMA. But for now, hiding them is better than letting my subconscious get convinced that they’re long-planted ratfuckers.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:10 am

    @magurakurin:

    Is that happening here? Haven’t seen it. I’ve only seen standard Bernie/Hillary bickering.

  6. 6.

    maurinsky

    May 10, 2016 at 6:11 am

    What I’m seeing a bit of is people who say their vote is so, so precious that they cannot use it for anyone but the candidate who is pure of heart and has no flaws. This makes no sense to me at all. Your vote is NOTHING unless you use it, so at least use it to vote against the worst candidate.

    Of course, these are also the same people who say that Trump and Clinton are indistinguishable from one another, so I think these folks have lost the plot completely.

  7. 7.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 10, 2016 at 6:12 am

    Thank you, Republican base, for choosing such an odious candidate! Not that any other Clown Car Occupant was much better.

    @rikyrah: Good Morning!

  8. 8.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 6:13 am

    Back to the barn. Got rained out right after lunch yesterday. Today will be a warm and humid 79 with no rain.

  9. 9.

    satby

    May 10, 2016 at 6:14 am

    Based on the above comments, I guess I’m not going to go back and catch up on yesterday’s posts.
    So good morning rikyrah and everyone! Supposed to rain only part of the day today, which will be a nice change because I really need to weed whack the catio and dog yard. It’s starting to look like a jungle in those two parts of my yard.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:17 am

    @satby: Yeah, sounds like last night was a doozy. Glad I missed it.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    May 10, 2016 at 6:20 am

    Neglected to mention earlier that the beast so nice they named it thrice is now our National Mammal.

  12. 12.

    msdc

    May 10, 2016 at 6:24 am

    Dan Pfeiffer’s point up above is important, but holy shit, that thread he’s responding to is a masterclass in liberal bedwetting. They honestly think Trump is going to win because liberals on Twitter are too smug.

    I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that twitterprogs who have taken up smugness as their stock in trade are convinced that liberal smugness is the most powerful force in politics. Meanwhile, Hispanic voter registrations hit record highs and Trump’s favorability hits record lows with the key parts of the Democratic coalition.

  13. 13.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 6:24 am

    @Baud: It was the same old…

    They say Trump(and the Opossum on his head) needs to raise 1.5 Billion by September.

  14. 14.

    geg6

    May 10, 2016 at 6:24 am

    Took Koda and Lovey to the vets for shots (Koda for Lyme and Lovey for rabies and Lyme) and heartworm testing. Koda is very careful to keep her leg bandage undisturbed. Lovey ripped hers off before we got home. Tells you every thing you need to know about my beautiful pups.

    As for Deadbeat Donnie, I’m liking those numbers up top.

  15. 15.

    Mustang Bobby

    May 10, 2016 at 6:24 am

    The Miami Herald (paywall) reports that Hillary Clinton leads Trump 52-25 in Miami-Dade County, with 1 in 5 Republicans supporting her.

    The first number is not really a surprise. Obama won the county handily in ’08 and ’12, and so did Kerry in ’04. The GOP number isn’t all that surprising either since a lot of them are Hispanic or Cuban (there’s a difference, trust me) and immigration reform is high on the list for those who don’t get frontsies thanks to certain laws.

  16. 16.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 6:28 am

    @msdc: Rachel had a PPP poll that compared Trump to various things. Things more popular that Trump: head lice, Nickleback, root canal, being stuck in traffic. Trump did edge out cockroaches and hemorrhoids(though not with women).

  17. 17.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:30 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: I assume he’s given up on self-funding his campaign.

  18. 18.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:31 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: With 1.5 billion, I really could have been president. Gotta start saving for next time around.

  19. 19.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 6:34 am

    @Baud: Yup, that’s why he’s meeting with the bigwigs in DC on Thursday.

    @Baud: Every penny counts!

  20. 20.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 6:42 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: I would love to be a fly on the wall when they tell him that due to his business history they don’t view him as a good investment.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:50 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I would love to hear Trump’s pitch on return on investment.

  22. 22.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 6:54 am

    @Baud: You think that would be different from a Trump stump speech?

  23. 23.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 6:54 am

    @Wag: Which makes Trump to be Emperor Snopes

    Kylo kneels before the big hologram whenever he wants to know if something in his Facebook feed is true.

  24. 24.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 10, 2016 at 6:54 am

    So, let’s see how presumptive-nominee Donald Trump is doing.

    A new poll from the Republican firm Civitas finds Hillary Clinton leading Trump in North Carolina, 49 percent to 40 percent.

    A new poll from the station WSB in Atlanta finds Trump barely ahead of Clinton in Georgia, 42 percent to 41 percent.

    Trump is ahead, 37 percent to 31 percent… among Miami-Dade County Cuban-Americans, traditionally one of the most heavily-Republican demographics in the state of Florida. Trump’s share of the vote is the lowest level of support among this group ever recorded.

    The ORC national poll commissioned by CNN finds Clinton ahead nationally, 54 percent to 41 percent. Other than Rasmussen, every pollster has Clinton ahead, usually by double digits or close to it, in every poll since the beginning of March.

    But Trump’s numbers will improve once the Republican Party unifies behind him, right?

  25. 25.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 6:59 am

    @Baud: I do. He’s asking people for money. I don’t think he’ll talk about Mexicans.

  26. 26.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 6:59 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: No.

    OT: The kid came over to take her mom out to dinner for Mother’s Day, I asked her if the homeless guy in the UCLA baseball cap bothered her. She was OK with him?.

    She’s getting really stressed out lately; mostly not due to school, though there’s a bit of that in that she has an exam in 2 weeks that she has to pass or she doesn’t graduate. Mostly it’s that her father and sister haven’t spoken in 9 months and I guess her sister won’t go to her graduation. She was so stressed out she started smoking again. Poor thing?.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 7:01 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Good luck to her.

  28. 28.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:02 am

    @msdc:

    There’s some concern among Democrats here that Trump will co-opt some of the Democratic economic agenda- minimum wage, raise taxes on wealthy, protect Social Security. It’s justified (I believe) because they just don’t know what he’ll say or do. They would prefer a Romney-Obama 2012 clear contrast on those issues- it’s easier and there’s less uncertainty. Obama ran an unabashedly economic populist campaign in Ohio in 2012. It was all auto industry jobs and Romney as uncaring plutocrat. The focus differs depending on what state you’re in, of course, but the Obama campaign + Dem-aligned interest groups in 2012 was ALL economic issues here. That was the theme.

  29. 29.

    Elmo

    May 10, 2016 at 7:05 am

    Somebody talk me down off the ceiling: Quinnipiac has Trump up over Hillary in Ohio and Pennsylvania.

    Which is the scenario I was worried about.

  30. 30.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 7:07 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: If you look at all the polls, Trump’s numbers have been improving since about the middle of that period. Clinton’s overall lead in polls closer to the end of April-beginning of May is more like 7 points, even if you exclude Rasmussen.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 7:08 am

    @Kay: Romney’s campaign was all about his economics, however. Trump is about white power.

  32. 32.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    @Baud: She’ll do fine on the school stuff, though she was a bit upset that she won’t be invited to the nurse’s honor society(they use cumulative GPA which includes her rather undistinguished first attempt at college immediately after high school).

  33. 33.

    Punchy

    May 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Yesterday, I switched back and forth between ESPN and MSNBC. Every 5 mins, just looked at the MSNBC topic. Trump’s name was involved in the chyron EVERY TIME I LOOKED. It’s literally “Trump” all day, seemingly every day on these cable news networks.

    Seriously, everything he’s says/does/destroys is being covered non-stop. Unreal

  34. 34.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    @Elmo: Don’t freak out about individual polls! Here are recent averages in Ohio and PA:

    elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-ohio-president-trump-vs-clinton
    elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-pennsylvania-president-trump-vs-clinton

    Aggregation is the antidote to being either dismayed or unreasonably thrilled by outliers. There aren’t many polls yet, but the more there are, the better aggregation will do, but also, the more likely you will be to find an outlier that tells any story you want.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    @Matt McIrvin: But our primary isn’t over yet. Our side hasn’t consolidated.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 10, 2016 at 7:11 am

    @Mustang Bobby:
    I believe Gore won Dade in 00. Please for the love of holy pasta do whatever you can to help HRC. Take nothing for granted.

    Raining here yesterday and today so no walkies for me, kind of a drag. But it is the last full week of tne mandatory training hell so I am trying to look at the positive

  37. 37.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:11 am

    @msdc:

    So this was 2012:

    With a little over a week left in the race, several of the Democrats’ top independent spenders are leaning hard into the Bain message, eschewing a pure policy message for a gut-punch reminder that the former Massachusetts governor made his fortune through controversial deals in the private-equity industry.
    The late emphasis on Bain, Democratic strategists say, reflects both the potency of Bain as an attack against Mitt Romney in general and the pivotal significance of midwestern states such as Ohio where the Bain message is especially resonant. Though Romney remains no better than tied with President Barack Obama in most national and swing-state polls, he has gained enough ground since the first debate on Oct. 3 that reinforcing Obama’s standing in states such as Ohio and Wisconsin is of paramount importance.
    The pro-Obama super PAC Priorities USA Action is reairing one of its most powerful Bain-bashing ads: The spot, titled “Stage,” features an employee laid off by Bain describing how workers at his company were asked to build a stage from which executives announced their plant was closing.

    That’s the concern with Trump. Clinton can’t get to his Left on these issues like Obama did with Romney, partly because no one really knows where Trump is on any given day. Democrats don’t have a replacement for that big block of states.

  38. 38.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 7:12 am

    @Kay: Hmmmm…. I distinctly recall reading just yesterday that he has now called for an end to the federal minimum wage.

  39. 39.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 10, 2016 at 7:13 am

    @Punchy: you realize he’s the oj simpson bronco chase of politics.

  40. 40.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:13 am

    @Baud:

    Oh, I don’t know about that. Romney said it was all about economics. The food stamp stuff was pure dog whistle.

  41. 41.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    First he said wages should be lower then he said he would consider higher and now he’s gone to no federal minimum.

    That didn’t happen with Romney. They could define him early because he stayed in the same place.

  42. 42.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 10, 2016 at 7:17 am

    –

  43. 43.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 10, 2016 at 7:19 am

    Columnist Charles Krauthammer reacts to Donald Trump’s strategy of calling Hillary Clinton an enabler and attacking her for the treatment of women her husband, former President Bill Clinton, allegedly assaulted.

    “I think this will generally thrill Republicans who want revenge for what Clinton did in the late ’90s where he did a jujitsu on the GOP and he crushed them when they went after him and his infidelities. However, for non-Republicans, I think this is unbelievably risky and I think it will likely hurt him with Independent and Democratic women. It’s a big risk because he’s the kind of guy who is in the c*sino everyday,” Krauthammer said

  44. 44.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 7:20 am

    @Kay: We’re going to lose them eventually, unless the minority population increases at a faster rate than white flight.

  45. 45.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 10, 2016 at 7:23 am

    @Kay:
    They may have to splice togther clips of Dumpster taking every side on a position and beat him hard on ‘untrustworthy’ They have to start early to paint him as a liar and a loser, lard knows he has given them the ammo

  46. 46.

    Hal

    May 10, 2016 at 7:23 am

    I’m trying to figure out how someone who is not popular with any groups other than certain white men is winning in any polls outside of Republican stronghold states. I hate to be in denial like Romney but something isn’t lining up correctly.

  47. 47.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 7:24 am

    @Kay:

    Clinton can’t get to his Left on these issues like Obama did with Romney, partly because no one really knows where Trump is on any given day.

    I think you worry too much Kay.

  48. 48.

    Iowa Old Lady

    May 10, 2016 at 7:25 am

    Jeb Bush was right when he said Trump was a chaos candidate and would be a chaos president. By definition, it’s hard to define chaos.

  49. 49.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 10, 2016 at 7:28 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    Ah don’t you just love having to referee squabbles between adult children? We are lucky in that ours have never had any major tiffs. The Mrs sister (a major drama queen) is always involved in major day time soap opera proceedings with her two drama queen 40 YO daughters. Hopefully things will smooth out for you

  50. 50.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 7:29 am

    @Kay: They said then that Romney was a weather vane. We can now say that Trump is a broken weather vane.

  51. 51.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:29 am

    @Baud:

    There is an inevitability to it and it was exacerbated by losing so many governor’s races in those states. In a way it doesn’t matter- Hillary Clinton was probably the strongest candidate Democrats had for those states- she has a long history in those states and she does well with older voters- so if she can’t win there against Trump no one else could either.

    I genuinely do not know what they would though if those states started to flip in national races. A couple of southern states added would do it but boy that’s a reach and risky. That’s kind of the last, best hope for the GOP forTrump- flip a state like PA.

  52. 52.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 7:29 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Tend to agree. If Trump doesn’t actually have a plan, you nail him on that. Tell voters they’re buying a pig in a poke.

  53. 53.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 10, 2016 at 7:29 am

    @Iowa Old Lady:
    Good point! I have to remember that line when discussing him. Thanks

  54. 54.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 7:30 am

    @Schlemazel Khan: Heh, it sometimes makes me happy I was an only child.

  55. 55.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 7:32 am

    @Elmo: Also, a couple of points about those specific polls:

    1 It looks to me as if Quinnipiac has Trump over Clinton in Ohio, but Clinton +1 in Pennsylvania.
    2. Just eyeballing their last several polls in both states, it appears to me that Quinnipiac’s systematic house effect leans a little more toward Trump than the average poll. That doesn’t mean they’re necessarily wrong and the others are right! The others could be doing sampling wrong. PPP (not a right-wing hack company) is similar. But it does mean that you can’t compare their number to, say, that NBC/Marist one in PA that was Clinton +15 and conclude that the race dramatically shifted in two weeks. Much of the variation you see in day-to-day polling reports is some combination of noise, and changes in the systematic biases of whatever company released a poll last.

  56. 56.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 7:33 am

    @Kay:

    Anything is possible. The current alignment of red and blue states didn’t exist as late as the 1990s. States are always shifting. Maybe Georgia and Texas will change over just as we are losing the Midwest.

  57. 57.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 10, 2016 at 7:35 am

    Senate Republicans Are Already Very, Very Tired Of Trump Questions

    Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) really didn’t want to answer one more question about Donald Trump.

    “Sometime in the next 24 hours I may do a total moratorium on any Trump questions in this building and just refer you to the office who knows how many times I’ve already answered the Trump questions,” Blunt said.

    “So he still needs to unite the party and the nation,” Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT) said, refusing to answer whether he could support Trump.

    Many Republican senators –even those who vowed to support the nominee–wouldn’t say Trump’s name aloud Monday as they marched through halls to votes. Others referred reporters to their offices’ pre-scripted statements to avoid having to re-answer a politically fraught question.

    “I’ve already stated my position,” Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-AK)

    They won’t even say his name. Not even Senators from blood red states, not even those who aren’t up for election this year will say his name.

  58. 58.

    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 7:35 am

    @Kay: I’m not particularly worried about the election; I think Clinton will win handily. But I do think it will be different from anything we’ve ever seen before.

    Just in the week or so since Trump became the presumptive front-runner, he’s been all over the place on so many issues — core issues like wages, as you noted. J. Granholm was on Maddow’s show last night and compared trying to pin him down to nailing Jello to the wall.

    I think Trump will also try — and might partially succeed — in shaking up the usual red-blue map. It’ll be a roller-coaster. But in the end, I suspect the Republicans will stick with Trump and the Democrats with Clinton, who will win bigly. Still, I’m not taking any chances personally. I’ll knock on more doors and donate more money than I did even for President Obama.

  59. 59.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:35 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The chaos element is this- we found out that the Right-leaning voters don’t actually give a shit about “conservative economic principles” which we knew anyway- Bush added a huge new entitlement (Medicare drug plan) and none of them cared about that.

    Trump is not as far from the GOP norm as we would like to think. They’ve always been full of shit on economic issues- he just doesn’t pretend to care.

  60. 60.

    debbie

    May 10, 2016 at 7:36 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    I’m more interested in his meeting with Ryan on on Thursday. We’ll see how much of a purity pony Ryan really is.

  61. 61.

    mike in dc

    May 10, 2016 at 7:36 am

    @magurakurin:

    It’s spite-voting. As in, cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face. “I’m voting for Jill Stein, because having a 5-4 left-leaning SCOTUS just isn’t worth the stain on my purity.”

  62. 62.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 7:38 am

    Pfeiffer is spot on. Otherwise, another short-fingered vulgarian could win, just like this one.

  63. 63.

    Jeffro

    May 10, 2016 at 7:39 am

    @Kay:

    There’s some concern among Democrats here that Trump will co-opt some of the Democratic economic agenda- minimum wage, raise taxes on wealthy, protect Social Security. It’s justified (I believe) because they just don’t know what he’ll say or do.

    My 2 cents? That concern is silly. On any given day, Trump is on three or four sides of these supposedly Democratic economic agenda items. It doesn’t create a great impression and perhaps more importantly, for any wavering and/or low-info Dem who might fall for it, Trump a) loses an independent with his gobbledygook, b) loses a Republican for daring to (even momentarily) support a Dem position, and c) hardens another Dem into even stronger opposition.

    I’lll take that trade any day.

  64. 64.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:42 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    There’s this pain in the ass element in the Dem base that is just such a constant, year after year. My middle son was here last weekend and he told me his union is telling them to vote Clinton for the good of the Party and there was all this muttering going on at the meeting “that’s some Nazi Germany shit”- grumble, grumble. It’s a Party composed of malcontents and rugged individualists :)

  65. 65.

    Jeffro

    May 10, 2016 at 7:43 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I think Trump will also try — and might partially succeed — in shaking up the usual red-blue map. It’ll be a roller-coaster. But in the end, I suspect the Republicans will stick with Trump and the Democrats with Clinton, who will win bigly.

    I suspect you’re right about shaking up the map…shaking 4-5 more red states into the blue column, that is. =)

    Still, I’m not taking any chances personally. I’ll knock on more doors and donate more money than I did even for President Obama.

    Seconded! It’s unfortunate to have that same surge of interest for negative reasons, but Trump is truly a threat to the country. HRC is worth voting for on her own merits and I’ll keep telling friends and family that. But in the end, I would vote for a random Democratic city councilman to run the country over Trump. I’d actually vote to leave the office vacant for four years if that were the only alternative…

  66. 66.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 7:44 am

    @Kay:

    It’s high time dems start running on their own populist agenda instead of bed wetting over what donald derp might or might not do.

  67. 67.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 7:44 am

    @Schlemazel Khan:

    Ah don’t you just love having to referee squabbles between adult children?

    I had a saying for the boys when they were growing up and got into an argument: “Figure it out guys, because if I get involved neither one of you is going to like it.” They always found a compromise they both could live with.

    About a year ago one called** and asked what I thought about the fairness of some arrangement they had made. I replied, “I think this is none of my business.” End of conversation.

    **iirc, the only time as an adult that either have

  68. 68.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 7:46 am

    @amk:

    Right, but Thurston Howell III and the Granny Starver boy wonder from Wisconsin was easier to do that with in 2012 than this crazy person.

  69. 69.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 7:49 am

    @Kay:

    Simple. Follow the kenyan mantra. GOTV, GOTV, GOTV. And stick to the message and f…k the noise, which the emmessem will generate to deafening levels.

  70. 70.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 7:54 am

    @Kay:

    Democrats don’t have a replacement for that big block of states.

    That “big block of states” is not a uniform block. These analyses that treat Ohio as if it were a bellwether for Michigan and Wisconsin drive me nuts. Ohio is really close, probably Trump’s single most likely get among the 2012 Obama states. Wisconsin is really consistently about Clinton +11 in recent polls; Michigan is Clinton +10 and has a lot of minority voters. I think the Scott Walker phenomenon and vague notions about the Rust Belt drove people a little nuts about the upper Midwest.

    There isn’t any recent polling at all in Iowa or Minnesota; I’d like to see some. I’m guessing Clinton is not in danger in Minnesota.

    If the Democrats lost the whole upper Midwest they could lose. But they could lose Ohio, Pennsylvania and Iowa while keeping the other 2012 Obama states and still win.

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    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 8:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I think your approach is very wise. I hope to adopt a similar strategy when I grow up.

    My mom, siblings and I had a weirdly circular communication pattern. We were all pretty close with each other, but we definitely colluded behind one another’s backs on issues and vented about each other’s horrible partners, in-laws, etc. We still do, though it’s not the same without our mom, who was the funniest and most on-point about family dramas.

  72. 72.

    JMG

    May 10, 2016 at 8:10 am

    It is my belief resentment-to-hated feelings for Clinton among white men are even stronger than that group’s feelings for Obama. Much stronger, in fact. So sexism will keep the election close unless other factors (people really don’t care for unpredictability in their lives, so it’s not a desirable leadership trait) intervene. But it’s very early days. FWIW, Quinnipiac has consistently had the weakest polls for Clinton in both general election and primary matchups of any reputable pollster,. which they are. They could be on to something or missing something, who knows?

  73. 73.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:11 am

    @Kay:

    It’s a Party composed of malcontents and rugged individualists :)

    Sounds just like the Republicans.

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    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 8:12 am

    @Baud:

    But our primary isn’t over yet. Our side hasn’t consolidated.

    My personal nightmare scenario is that it doesn’t consolidate. There’s some fraction of Sanders supporters who are currently spinning conspiracy theories about Clinton stealing the nomination. Sanders has promised to support the Democratic nominee. If he decides by convention time that he was robbed and he’s really the nominee, he could blow it all up.

    I’ve noticed that in Trump vs. Clinton head-to-head polls, depending on the methodology, there are still often a lot of “Other” respondents. Don’t know what that means yet, or whether it’s good or bad for us.

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    MattF

    May 10, 2016 at 8:14 am

    Via TPM: Trump Says He Would Make Exception To Muslim Ban For London Mayor. So, you see, who qualifies to get into the US is up to Him. How would that work, one wonders.

  76. 76.

    MattF

    May 10, 2016 at 8:17 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I’ve always taken the view that elections are decided by people who can’t make up their minds. Frustrating, but that’s the way it works out. It’s possible that 2016 will be the exception, but maybe not.

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    MomSense

    May 10, 2016 at 8:17 am

    @Jeffro:

    His temperament is the big problem. I wouldn’t leave him alone with my kids let alone holding the nuclear codes. He’s a wild card. There is nothing reassuring about his personality.

  78. 78.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 8:18 am

    @Kay:

    My middle son was here last weekend and he told me his union is telling them to vote Clinton for the good of the Party and there was all this muttering going on at the meeting “that’s some Nazi Germany shit”- grumble, grumble. It’s a Party composed of malcontents and rugged individualists :)

    Yeah, and if the union had told them to vote for Trump for the good of the Party these exact same guys would be “Trump!! fuck yeah!!” I bet the complainers are not actually Democrats at all.

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    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 8:20 am

    @MattF: And the muslin mayor sez, fuck you, donnie

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    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 10, 2016 at 8:20 am

    @MomSense:

    I wouldn’t leave him alone with my kids

    And the whole thing about dating his daughter…

  81. 81.

    Lamh36

    May 10, 2016 at 8:21 am

    Good morning!!! Hide yo kids, protect yo shins… #NiecyZoe is on the move!!!

    twitter.com/psddluva4evah/status/730006056173068288

  82. 82.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:25 am

    @MattF: Republicans say the same thing about Obama.

  83. 83.

    Baud

    May 10, 2016 at 8:25 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    My personal nightmare scenario is that it doesn’t consolidate.

    It’s always a risk. My guess is that it’s a low one. I take Bernie at his word that he will work to ensure Trump’s defeat in November, which will help consolidate the party.

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    MomSense

    May 10, 2016 at 8:26 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    Exactly. Please democrats – run soccer mom ads. Moms on the side lines cheering kids and talking about how weird and creepy he is. I volunteer to write the copy. “You never know what he’ll say or do next. I just don’t feel comfortable with him”

    His trading in wives for newer models won’t exactly go over well either. We like the idea of commitment, stability, and fidelity.

    ETA okease Democrsts start early. Define him now so this is the first thing in people’s minds.

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    NotMax

    May 10, 2016 at 8:28 am

    @Iowa Old Lady

    a chaos candidate

    A match made in purgatory:

              Trump/Hexadecimal ’16.

    ;)

  86. 86.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 10, 2016 at 8:29 am

    WEIRD FRONT OF POST EDIT – Trump’s numbers are well into ‘GOP forgetting the primary’s bickering’ process. Hillary’s are still deep in a primary drenched in personal attacks, and her positions still are not known on the national stage. Trump’s positives will pick up a bit among hardened Republican voters. Hillary’s will skyrocket with everyone else post-convention.

    @Kay:

    It’s justified (I believe) because they just don’t know what he’ll say or do.

    While I understand the concern, because they’ve heard a couple of sound bites and the election hasn’t actually swung into Hillary vs. Trump mode yet, for the observer what Trump will do is already obvious. He will say whatever random shit pops into his mind at any moment, then reverse it five minutes later. When that becomes glaringly obvious, ‘attacking Hillary from the left’ will be a non-issue. I’m sure she’s gleefully anticipating roasting him for his constant flip-flops. This isn’t even Daily Show ‘Here’s what you said a year ago’ fodder. She can bring whole lists to a debate of ‘Here is what you said yesterday. Here is what you said last week. Here is what you said a month ago. Here is what you said the day before that. Why should anyone listen to anything you say, ever?’ Except she won’t have to, because that will become plain by itself.

    The MSM will unquestionably try to run interference. They tried to present Romney as likable and moderate and winning. Once they’re forced to let the actual candidates show themselves on a scale so broad nobody can miss it, their power to obfuscate dies. They never had the power to convince in the first place.

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    MattF

    May 10, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Via NYT: Der Trump’s national finance chairman is pretty much the epitome of Wall Street privilege.

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    ET

    May 10, 2016 at 8:32 am

    I have to wonder if those numbers will hold when the election numbers come in. How many people don’t want to lie to the voice on the telephone or even the recorded voice on the telephone for fear of being judged on their choice?

  89. 89.

    Jeffro

    May 10, 2016 at 8:34 am

    OT but OMG: Dubya’s presidential library (the jokes write themselves, but that’s for another day) just released some never-before-seen photos of him reacting throughout the day on 9/11

    In one of them, taken around midday. On. 9/11…he has his feet on the desk.

    Tell me that wouldn’t get a Democrat retroactively impeached.

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    NotMax

    May 10, 2016 at 8:37 am

    @Jeffro

    On any given day, Trump is on three or four sides

    If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium Boojum.

    :)

  91. 91.

    WereBear

    May 10, 2016 at 8:43 am

    Hi guys,

    Just letting you know I’m still around, just wrestling with the awful bronchitis/flu thing that is going around, which dragged down my underlying illness, and keeps most efforts out of my reach.

    At least it is Spring.

  92. 92.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:43 am

    @ET:

    How many people don’t want to lie to the voice on the telephone or even the recorded voice on the telephone for fear of being judged on their choice?

    I have never bought that. Most of the racist people I know hold their racist positions while absolutely convinced that they are not in fact racist. They didn’t go full on birther because Obama was a n*gger with a Muslim terrorist name, it was all about the CONSTITUTION! They aren’t against Hillary because she’s a strong woman, it’s because they just can’t stand the c*nt!

  93. 93.

    MomSense

    May 10, 2016 at 8:44 am

    @Jeffro:

    I saw those photos and thought the exact same thing about the feet in the desk one. Also too his suit didn’t seem quite dark enough for the seriousness of that day. It was more taupe than tan but still.

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    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 8:44 am

    @JMG: Quinnipiac’s performance in the 2012 cycle is interesting: from what I can find, they seemed to have one of the more Republican house effects for most of the year (comparable to Rasmussen), but in their likely-voter polls in just the last month of the campaign they were actually almost dead on, maybe leaning slightly Democratic. Probably they just refined their sampling.

    There’s a popular legend that Rasmussen does this on purpose, putting their thumb on the scale for the Republicans but then adjusting their polls at the last minute to look accurate, but as far as I can tell nothing like that happened in 2012; Rasmussen was calling it for Romney right up to the end.

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    MomSense

    May 10, 2016 at 8:45 am

    @WereBear:

    Hope you feel much better!

  96. 96.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:46 am

    @WereBear: Feel better soon.

  97. 97.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 8:47 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: There was a huge amount of speculation in 2008 that Obama might be doomed because of the Bradley Effect, that racist-but-ashamed voters were lying to the polls but wouldn’t actually vote for him when it came down to marking a ballot. Didn’t happen. (In fact, most studies I’ve seen of the Bradley Effect seem to conclude that it may have really existed back in the 1980s but it doesn’t any more.)

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    msdc

    May 10, 2016 at 8:48 am

    @Kay: Oh no, Trump’s constant flip-flopping will make him unstoppable!

    And his charming personal manners will win over black voters, Hispanics, women, millennials, professionals…

  99. 99.

    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 8:49 am

    @geg6:

    Took Koda and Lovey to the vets for shots (Koda for Lyme and Lovey for rabies and Lyme) and heartworm testing. Koda is very careful to keep her leg bandage undisturbed. Lovey ripped hers off before we got home. Tells you every thing you need to know about my beautiful pups.

    Glad to hear the update.

  100. 100.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:50 am

    @MomSense: In all due fairness, he dressed for a kindergarten reading, not a terrorist attack.

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    MattF

    May 10, 2016 at 8:50 am

    @Matt McIrvin: One thing about putting your thumb on the scale that’s not usually mentioned/understood– it not only changes your answers, it changes the probability distributions of your answers, generally in a negative way. So not only do you get wrong answers, you get worse distributions.

  102. 102.

    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 8:51 am

    @Elmo:

    Somebody talk me down off the ceiling: Quinnipiac has Trump up over Hillary in Ohio and Pennsylvania.

    Which is the scenario I was worried about.

    Then, there are the polls that have Hillary Clinton UP in North Carolina and tied in Georgia.

    Forcing the GOP to spend money to defend North Carolina and Georgia would be good.

    Come off the rails.

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    satby

    May 10, 2016 at 8:52 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I used to tell my sons the same thing. Having to learn how to work stuff out is what adulthood is all about.

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    MomSense

    May 10, 2016 at 8:52 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I know but this is why a President must always be dressed in dark colors – or something. Like most of the other Reoublican outrage, it makes no sense.

  105. 105.

    satby

    May 10, 2016 at 8:55 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Yeah, and if the union had told them to vote for Trump for the good of the Party these exact same guys would be “Trump!! fuck yeah!!” I bet the complainers are not actually Democrats at all.

    First thing I thought when I read that.

  106. 106.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 8:56 am

    @MattF: I suspect that likely-voter screens undercounted minorities in 2008 and 2012, especially in national polls. We may see even more of that this cycle, especially if huge Hispanic turnout actually materializes.

  107. 107.

    satby

    May 10, 2016 at 8:58 am

    @WereBear: Good to “see” you WereBear. Get better soon!

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    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 8:59 am

    @Kay:

    That didn’t happen with Romney. They could define him early because he stayed in the same place.

    The Dems can define him.

    He’s a con-man, carnival barker who used bankruptcy court several times to game the system.

    Push on the tax returns. Keep on pushing on them.

    I am not worried. Let the polls show it’s close, so that we can keep folks from being complacent.

    I always go back to the fundamentals.

    Willard Romney got 27% of the Latino vote.

    Donald Trump is polling in the low double digits (less than 15%) with Latinos.

    The ONLY part of the media that has had Trump’s number from day one, and tells the truth about him consistently is the Spanish-language, Latino focused media.

    So, while the MSM Media purses their lips to try and clean up Trump and make him appealing….and not the farce that he is…

    The Spanish-language media is having none of that, which is why Country Last was whining about it last week.

    Because, they won’t go along with the program.

    As I have said for awhile….

    They didn’t have a problem with Trump’s POLICIES..

    they only had a problem with that he didn’t speak in dogwhistles, which gave the MSM their plausible deniability.

    Look at the fundamentals.
    Low double digits for Latinos..

    Where’s he going to make it up with?

    White people?

    Willard ran the Southern Strategy campaign that got him 60% of the White Vote.

    And, it didn’t even matter.

  109. 109.

    Jeffro

    May 10, 2016 at 9:00 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I see MomSense got there before I could…

    For what it’s worth, I am glad that we live in an age where pics of Dubya – or St. Ronnie, for that matter – with his feet on the desk can be readily pulled up and shown to Obama haters trying to use that as their latest excuse to knock the President.

    Also for what it’s worth, I hate that said haters just move on to the next stupid thing…Flag pins! Tan suits! Feet on the desk! Selfie stick! He’s a far better guy than me for ignoring it all.

  110. 110.

    satby

    May 10, 2016 at 9:01 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Look at the pictures taken that day of him reading My Pet Goat. He had a dark suit on in the classroom.

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    debit

    May 10, 2016 at 9:01 am

    @WereBear: Feel better. I’ve had some sort of crud going on two weeks now, so you have my heart felt sympathy.

  112. 112.

    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 9:02 am

    @Lamh36:

    awe, Zoe!!!!

    Go Zoe!!

    She’s so darn adorable :)

  113. 113.

    rikyrah

    May 10, 2016 at 9:03 am

    @WereBear:

    Just letting you know I’m still around, just wrestling with the awful bronchitis/flu thing that is going around, which dragged down my underlying illness, and keeps most efforts out of my reach.

    Get some rest…glad to hear from you :)

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    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 9:03 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    There’s some sexism going on in my opinion, but, again, you can’t do anything about that. Irrational bias is impossible to overcome. She just has to bake it in and move on, as Obama had to do with bias that came out among Democrats based on his race. It was always there among some Democrats. I was in a tiny little town last night for work and right at the entrance to town was a big old house with a huge confederate flag and two Trump signs flanking the flag. This little town is as far north as you can go in Ohio and still be in Ohio.

  115. 115.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 9:11 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Also, I know no one likes to mention it, but Trump is really popular among NE Republicans all the way to New England.

    This stuff may be a tad less regional than Democrats like to think. It doesn’t mean he’ll win any of those ultra-blue states but there’s a bright red vein running thru them, apparently, and it isn’t “moderate Republicans” who are concerned about deficit spending. The more obnoxious and stupid he gets the more they like him.

  116. 116.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 9:21 am

    @Kay: So, let’s give him 100% of NE repubs. What happens then?

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    MattF

    May 10, 2016 at 9:21 am

    @Kay: Yeah, I’ve noticed that the MD Republican party has a strong right-wing flank. A lot of the non-crazy ones either split off or gave up on politics– e.g., I don’t think you’re going to hear much about the national races from Connie Morella. On the other hand, the current MD Governor, Larry Hogan, is quite moderate and quite popular. And has nothing to say about Der Trump.

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    Ken

    May 10, 2016 at 9:22 am

    @satby: Maybe he had to change suits after he heard about the attack?

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    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 9:23 am

    @Lamh36: Such a cutie! Wait until she gets up and starts running! That’s when the real fun starts!

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    The Sheriff Endorses Baud 2016

    May 10, 2016 at 9:24 am

    @Matt McIrvin: There it is again: Clinton’s is at 39% behind Trump’s 43% which a truckload of ‘other’. Clinton’s poll numbers in Ohio over the past couple months bounce all over from 37 to 50%. Trump meanwhile keeps a constant 39 to 43%.

    In polls I’ve been checking, Il Douche has constant support in the low 40s with a 43% ceiling (for now). Meanwhile, Clinton’s numbers are a Magic 8-Ball of polling results. Its almost as if… well, I’ll wait on Nate Silver for that analysis.

  121. 121.

    Chris

    May 10, 2016 at 9:28 am

    @Jeffro:

    Dubya’s presidential library

    How many copies of “My Pet Goat” can one fit into a single building?

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    JMG

    May 10, 2016 at 9:29 am

    I sincerely doubt Trump will win, but I also sincerely doubt it’ll be a landslide. Too many Americans now believe hate, fear and ignorance are not only OK, but justified by the presence of an outside world that dares to be mostly poor, mostly young and mostly not white.

  123. 123.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 10, 2016 at 9:30 am

    @Kay:
    Trump appeals to white male assholes. They are particularly concentrated in some areas, but definitely not limited to one region. It’s not a secret source of strength that will surprise us. Without this factor he wouldn’t have any support at all.

  124. 124.

    WereBear

    May 10, 2016 at 9:31 am

    @geg6: What an odd couple!

  125. 125.

    WaterGirl

    May 10, 2016 at 9:33 am

    @Lamh36: Rut roh! But adorable as always.

  126. 126.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 10, 2016 at 9:34 am

    @JMG:
    I think the definition of ‘landslide’ has changed. Even with gerrymandering, a few more percentage points would flip the House.

  127. 127.

    ruemara

    May 10, 2016 at 9:34 am

    @amk: thank you. Jesus, this party should be called depends because pissing yourself is the constant state.

    The Q Poll over samples whites. And if you’re that damned worried, sign up to do phone banking and start registering voters in your area. But stop whining, armchair campaign managing or generally pissing yourself at an election in November when it’s fucking May!

    I’m so over this primary. I’m over how ahistorical Sanders mania has made formerly sensible people. I’m over liberals saying and doing pretty fucked up, misogynistic and yes, prejudiced things. I’m sick of woe begotten handwringing and smugness. If paying attention to politics wasn’t of critical importance, man, I’d be tuned out for good.

  128. 128.

    WaterGirl

    May 10, 2016 at 9:36 am

    @WereBear: So sorry to hear that, WereBeear, but thank you so much for checking in! I hope things turn around for you soon.

  129. 129.

    Hoodie

    May 10, 2016 at 9:37 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: And the way to deflate them is with shame, so that their mothers, wives, sisters and daughters will turn out and pull the lever for Hillary. Trump is a tailor made target for negative advertising because he is fundamentally unserious, and Hillary probably wouldn’t drive her negatives any lower by going negative. Run the equivalent of nonstop Daisy ads, maybe a montage of Trump’s more ridiculous statements, followed by a montage with the serious things a president actually has to deal with on a daily basis, stuff like war, refugee crises, economic crises, etc. Start out with a Daily Show or Colbert Report parody tone, maybe even use some of that footage, but then pivot to endings that are deadly serious, the equivalent of “the stakes are too high for you to stay home” except “the stakes are too high to let this clown anywhere near the White House.” Repeatedly reinforce the impression that only unserious morons who care nothing about the future of their children and grandchildren would want to be associated with Trump. I think that’s what really scares some of the GOP leaders, because that characterization can easily spread down ticket if they look like they’re lining up behind Trump. They really screwed up when they didn’t strangle him in the crib, e.g., when they didn’t shut him down on the birther nonsense or his racist remarks in the early campaign.

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    gene108

    May 10, 2016 at 9:37 am

    @Lamh36:

    So sweet…and she can talk up a storm too ?

  131. 131.

    Joel

    May 10, 2016 at 9:39 am

    @msdc: the very limited pool of PUMA types this year are all butt hurt that no one gives a fuck about them. They probably feel hurt and betrayed that upwards of 90% of Bernie voters don’t give a shit about them either.

  132. 132.

    Chris

    May 10, 2016 at 9:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I have never bought that. Most of the racist people I know hold their racist positions while absolutely convinced that they are not in fact racist. They didn’t go full on birther because Obama was a n*gger with a Muslim terrorist name, it was all about the CONSTITUTION! They aren’t against Hillary because she’s a strong woman, it’s because they just can’t stand the c*nt!

    All this.

    And all the conservative blog and Facebook posts I’ve ever read suggest that patting each other on the back about how non-racist you are and commiserating about how horrible it is that liberals think you’re racist is a ritual that rivals Sunday morning church in terms of its importance in their lives.

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    Miss Bianca

    May 10, 2016 at 9:41 am

    @Lamh36: aw, da sweetie! Is she a shin-biter? ; )

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    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 9:41 am

    @Kay:

    Also, I know no one likes to mention it, but Trump is really popular among NE Republicans all the way to New England.

    I mention it all the time because they live in my neighborhood. For the presidential election, to first approximation, it doesn’t matter. If you went down the street in my town counting yard signs like Peggy Noonan you’d think Trump was winning Massachusetts, but the latest polls are about 60-30, 55-30 against him. In New Hampshire, which people keep mentioning as a swing state, it’s about 50-30, even though you go into Rockingham County and it looks like Trumpapalooza over there.

    This week I’ve been hearing people saying strange things about Trump maybe winning New Jersey. I can’t figure out why they think that. Do they think Chris Christie is an automatic vote-getter or is it “everyone in New Jersey is an asshole, I bet they love Trump over there”? Polls are about 50-35 for Clinton.

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    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 9:45 am

    A few Trump signs have sprung up in my little town. I’m glad — lets me know where the assholes live!

  136. 136.

    Miss Bianca

    May 10, 2016 at 9:47 am

    @ruemara: I hear you.

    @WereBear: Hope you feel better soon!

  137. 137.

    Aimai

    May 10, 2016 at 9:48 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: this!

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    Rolling Along

    May 10, 2016 at 9:52 am

    According to the new SHOCK POLLS, quite a few swing state voters like Trump at least in comparison to Clinton.

    This election may very well be down to the wire, to-close-to-call!

  139. 139.

    D58826

    May 10, 2016 at 9:53 am

    A piece about your dark money politics in action.
    huffingtonpost.com/entry/montana-dark-money-judicial-race_us_572b9f4ce4b016f378951c8f
    If you can’t win in court, just elect people as judges that you have bough and paid for

  140. 140.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 10, 2016 at 9:53 am

    @ruemara: The Q Poll over samples whites.
    yup

    Jamelle Bouie Retweeted
    Alan Abramowitz ‏@ AlanIAbramowitz 2h2 hours ago
    Q Poll Ohio sample is 4 pts. more white than 2012 Ohio exit poll; PA sample is 3 pts. more white and FL sample is 2 pts. more white.
    Alan Abramowitz ‏@ AlanIAbramowitz 2h2 hours ago
    Q poll swing state samples show smaller Hispanic and black electorates in 2016–this is highly unlikely.
    Kyle Kondik ‏@ kkondik 2h2 hours ago
    Here’s my advice on Quinnipiac – if you’re gonna write a story citing its polls and no other polls, don’t.

  141. 141.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 9:54 am

    @ruemara:

    Yup, in 2012, qpac did the least no. of ‘polls’ and yet even with the dem ‘bias’ and all important ‘cell phones’, they ended up with a meh accuracy.

  142. 142.

    Chris

    May 10, 2016 at 9:55 am

    @Kay:

    I think the point is that by now, Republicans are the same everywhere. Regional differences like the old East/liberal vs. West/conservative divide have pretty much been bulldozed away and Republicans who weren’t conservatives have either become that way or left the party. Whatever the climate of the state they’re operating in (and regardless of whether they’re capable of winning elections in their current state), the party remains the same.

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    Rolling Along

    May 10, 2016 at 9:55 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Unskewed polls!!! Lol.

    This election will be down-to-the-wire due to sky high unfavorables for both candidates.

    We may very well not have a winner until Christmas!

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    D58826

    May 10, 2016 at 9:59 am

    @Rolling Along: Well some of the numbers appear all over the place and if the argument is that Bernie is more electable, he doesn’t seem to be doing so well either

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    pamelabrown53

    May 10, 2016 at 10:00 am

    @ruemara:
    THIS. ruemara. Every single word.

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    Chyron HR

    May 10, 2016 at 10:00 am

    @Rolling Along:

    Maybe this year your presidential election fanfiction should have drift racing in it. Everybody loves drift racing!

  147. 147.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 10:09 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Well, I don’t think Trump will carry those states any more than Romney carried Massachusetts. I DO think there is some crowing sometimes among liberals on the hicks in the sticks and their backward notions- Trump puts the final nail in that for me.

  148. 148.

    geg6

    May 10, 2016 at 10:13 am

    @amk:

    This. I love Kay and all, but she’s turned into the world’s biggest Eeyore this election season. Where I live, the political environment isn’t all that different from hers. And I just can’t seem to be concerned with them or with Deadbeat Donnie. I just can’t see how he wins and I don’t fear him as an electoral force. I just don’t. There are too many things happening outside our little slice of the northern tip of Appalachia, filled with low education Teabaggers and bigots that just aren’t all that visible to us. I read these reports about the huge surge in Hispanic voter registration. The Trump unfavorables at the top of the post are simply astonishing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like those numbers. Ever.

    I’m not stupid enough to become complacent and will be working hard for Hillary through the fall, but I am cautiously optimistic.

  149. 149.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 10:17 am

    @Kay:

    Hicks, racists, NE repubs, establishment repubs, whatever their nomenclature, they all fall in line, come nov. So?

  150. 150.

    imonlylurking

    May 10, 2016 at 10:24 am

    @MomSense: I would seriously donate money to a Balloon-juice PAC. I like the soccer mom idea. Somebody a few months ago had some other really good ideas. I’d love to see those ads on the air.

  151. 151.

    msdc

    May 10, 2016 at 10:26 am

    @geg6: I get the sense that she’s going to be calling Ohio for Trump all the way to election night, and pretty deep into election night at that. Kind of like Rove in 2012.

  152. 152.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 10, 2016 at 10:37 am

    Mark MurrayVerified account
    ‏@ mmurraypolitics
    NBC/WSJ/Marist battleground polling over past 2 months:
    FL: Clinton 49, Trump 41
    OH: Clinton 48, Trump 42
    PA: Clinton 54, Trump 39

  153. 153.

    The Sheriff Endorses Baud 2016

    May 10, 2016 at 10:39 am

    @Rolling Along: We all heard it from our very own Bill Kristol: Trump’s toast!

  154. 154.

    Rolling Along

    May 10, 2016 at 10:41 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Q-Pac is catching the latest anti-Clinton wave! NBC polls are old news.

    #NeverClinton
    #TooClose2Call
    #2000Redux

    I just wish it were Jeb in this position.

  155. 155.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 10:48 am

    @Kay: In New England, rural areas are granola-liberal, and conservatism is a suburban/exurban phenomenon.

  156. 156.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 10:49 am

    @geg6:

    I don’t like the national analysis of Trump because it doesn’t really apply in some states. I think Latinos are 6% in PA. These population differences are just facts, geg6, and Presidential elections are a set of states :)

    Too Early To Call as they say on election night.

  157. 157.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 10:51 am

    @Rolling Along: You’re the reason I laugh whenever I see the words SHOCK POLL. Those cherries won’t pick themselves!

  158. 158.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 10:53 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    That’s interesting. Kasich was the candidate of the suburbs in Ohio- that plus the counties that would vote for a cat if there were an R by the cat’s name was his “secret sauce”.

  159. 159.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 10:56 am

    @geg6:

    The polls will narrow because Republicans will fall in line, just like Democrats will all end up at Clinton after Sanders/Clinton.

  160. 160.

    Germy

    May 10, 2016 at 11:01 am

    @Kay: But how many cats would run as a republican?

    Every cat I’ve ever known was liberal socially and economically.

  161. 161.

    D58826

    May 10, 2016 at 11:07 am

    A few election day EV scenarios on Huffington. When they have Ga, UT, Az, NM and IN as possible blue states something is up
    huffingtonpost.com/chris-weigant/five-optimistic-electoral_b_9877990.html

  162. 162.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 11:08 am

    @Kay:

    I was in a tiny little town last night for work and right at the entrance to town was a big old house with a huge confederate flag and two Trump signs flanking the flag. This little town is as far north as you can go in Ohio and still be in Ohio.

    We have people who roll coal and fly the Confederate flag in Massachusetts.

    My town also has a Trumpster right at the entrance, with one of those Trump billboards set up on a high hillside so it’s the first thing you see dead ahead when you drive across the town line. I don’t know if it’s a conscious strategy of the campaign, to get these displays right on the border next to the Kiwanis and Knights of Columbus signs so they sort of mark the whole town as Trump territory, but if so it’s clever.

  163. 163.

    Mike in NC

    May 10, 2016 at 11:13 am

    @Rolling Along: JEB!zzz position is with your pointed head jammed up his low energy asshole.

    #LoserMamasBoy

  164. 164.

    liberal

    May 10, 2016 at 11:14 am

    @amk:

    It’s high time dems start running on their own populist agenda…

    LOL. With Hillary as the standard bearer?

  165. 165.

    amk

    May 10, 2016 at 11:18 am

    @liberal: No worries, no one stopped you voting for your pretty pony. Most of the dems have already found theirs.

  166. 166.

    Paul in KY

    May 10, 2016 at 11:20 am

    @Kay: I think she can get to his left, if she wants to.

  167. 167.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 11:21 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I went to the Kiwanis Mother’s Day dinner and I was trying to get them to talk about Trump but they wouldn’t do it :)

    They’re on to me.

  168. 168.

    Mike in DC

    May 10, 2016 at 11:22 am

    Food for thought : 100 years ago, our presumptive nominee would have been barred from voting, let alone running for president. Amazing what we take for granted nowadays.

  169. 169.

    Kay

    May 10, 2016 at 11:24 am

    @Paul in KY:

    I hope she gets to his left on education. She’s really well informed on it and Dems care about it more than R’s do- they rank it much higher as an issue. She’ll be better than Obama on education.

  170. 170.

    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 11:25 am

    @srv: That motherfucker stole my Circus Peanut line!

  171. 171.

    Betty Cracker

    May 10, 2016 at 11:28 am

    @Mike in DC: Yep. My old grandma turned 96 last fall, and I remarked that when she was born, women couldn’t vote but that it looked like she might see a woman in the White House. Being the paleo-con religious nutjob that she is, she launched into an anti-Hillary rant, LOL!

  172. 172.

    Paul in KY

    May 10, 2016 at 11:30 am

    @Kay: That & hammer Trump on his fake university & scamming gullible people trying to better themselves, etc. etc.

  173. 173.

    Iowa Old Lady

    May 10, 2016 at 11:56 am

    Anecdote: I just got back from getting my hair cut. The woman who does it is the wife of an extreme right winger who ran for state office and was, thank god, defeated. She started in on Trump, saying he said terrible things about women and in her opinion had no impulse control. I think that last thing is a mom’s observation. She has two kids in their early twenties.

  174. 174.

    trollhattan

    May 10, 2016 at 11:59 am

    @Jeffro:
    Please tell me he was in jeans and Air Jordans.

  175. 175.

    Miss Bianca

    May 10, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Glad you can laugh about it! I wonderwhat my grandmas would have made of HRC. I can see my mother’s mother being horrified, my father’s toasting her with a Bloody Mary.

  176. 176.

    D58826

    May 10, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Well if this is true then the election is over and Trump has it in the Bag – Louis Farrakhan has endorsed the Donald!

  177. 177.

    Elie

    May 10, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Have any of these polling organizations solved the issue of the cell phone? My concern is who are they calling? On my own Democratic voter sheets for my precinct, phone numbers are frequently wrong or altogether missing. To get valid phone numbers AND also stratify by each demographic (blacks, whites, olds, youngs, Hispanics, women, men) must be quite difficult. Have no idea how they account for this cell phone reality that even the olds like me mostly use.

  178. 178.

    Chris

    May 10, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    @Elie:

    Have any of these polling organizations solved the issue of the cell phone?

    I’ve always wondered about that. I don’t know a single person in my generation who doesn’t still have the same phone number they got as a teenager, and it rarely corresponds to where they live now.

  179. 179.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    @Elie: I think the landline phone polls just try to re-weight the demographics of whatever sample they do get.

    I remember there was a lot of speculation that cell phones would doom election polling even back in 2008, but state-poll aggregation ended up doing very well at predicting the result anyway. But it may be that we’re approaching a limit in which that no longer works.

  180. 180.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    …I’m wondering about Southwestern Hispanics particularly. They historically have low voter turnout, but there are anecdotal indications that that could change this year. But they are also unusually hard to poll: more of them have made the leap to using only cellphones than the general population, and there are language and cultural barriers to getting good data, depending on the polling organization.

  181. 181.

    Bob In Portland

    May 10, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    And yet the Quinnipiac poll puts Trump ahead in Ohio. It’s funny with those unpopularity numbers.

    Has anyone got any more information on that lawsuit coming out of Flint? Is that fund the Pritzker money?

  182. 182.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 10, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    The latest line is that Trump and Clinton are equally loathsome, unpopular, despised, unlikable, etc.

    Chapter 2,193 in Tales of False Equivalence.

  183. 183.

    Elie

    May 10, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    How do you re-weigh ,”truth” , or validate what you have? Do exit polls serve in some way to “truth” or validate their models? I don’t expect an answer, but its pretty interesting to me….

  184. 184.

    Elie

    May 10, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    I find it interesting that some white people think that if Trump wins, there will be no impact on them or their lives. Our country would be torn to pieces with not only the immediate reaction, but to the impact his reckless pronouncements and decisions would have on our financial, health, social services, security and international relations. Our financial system and economy would take a hit and our standing in the world would crash. Somehow, through all of this, BiP would do fine. I guess it would be victory of sorts for him and other Putin supporters but make no mistake, White Americans who care about our country as a whole, would suffer right along with blacks, browns, and others. I thought it was interesting that in the Trump unfavorability poll, that blacks had the highest unfavorability ratings for Trump — not Hispanics. Blacks were ten points higher than Hispanics at 91% while Hispanics were 81%… still high but not as high.

  185. 185.

    Elie

    May 10, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    Do you ever go after Trump with such vigor? Why don’t you go pester some of those folks for a change?

  186. 186.

    Applejinx

    May 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    I think it’ll be nearly impossible to make sense of the election right until votes start coming in.

    That’s why I grudgingly but strongly prefer Clinton and the Clinton machine to be in charge at that time. I love the Bernie people I worked with, but either they’d abandon every principle to beat Trump (kind of like that data breach?) which is dangerous because better a sketchy organization that knows where the line is, to an idealistic organization that doesn’t WANT to know… or worse, they would stay strictly honorable and idealistic and I think the Dem machinery would fucking abandon them to twist in the wind.

    And this is no time for that scenario.

    It’s going to come down to control of the old school voting mechanisms with no quarter asked or given, and I want Clinton on the one side and then Trump posturing over a deeply bitter and alienated Republican machine.

    Because it’s GOING to come down to whether the ‘establishment machine’ for each respective side, is fighting to win or trying to throw it to fuck over its candidate. And I’m thinking if we had ended up with Bernie, the Republicans would rally behind Trump in a desperation move hoping for favor. But since it’s liable to be Clinton, there’s actually a case to be made for throwing the election to Clinton and hoping for mercy and some concessions to the right, at least economically. I’m not saying she would, but the oligarchs ARE among her constituencies and it’s a pretty stark choice between her and Bernie + his supporters, if you’re an oligarch.

    It becomes,
    Bernie: jump, you fuckers! Impale all banker heads on spikes! (and then, he gets no cooperation from Washington, and gridlock)
    Hillary: hunker down and try to lock in net gains and scheme how to ride a tax-driven economic wave, which can be good news
    Trump: gridlock, and the only things that do happen are crazy: T-bills no longer safe haven, learn Chinese or Arabic

    All Hillary really has to do is say, “Like my husband during the 90s, I am going to whack the rich and balance the budget and run surpluses, but like my husband during the 90s the rich will end up making MORE money than if I hadn’t. That’s what we did when Bill was President and we’ll just have to do it again. What was Donald doing in the 90s? Going bankrupt.”

    There’s even a lot of truth to it, and conditions now are perfect for re-running that play, perhaps with better adjustments to hose the poor less, perhaps without even bothering to do that. If you are a Republican you would have to be crazy not to secretly vote for Hillary and have her fix up the budget etc. for you, especially considering that she would be making conditions better for you (austerity sucks as a strategy for nation-states)

  187. 187.

    MCA1

    May 10, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    @rikyrah: I agree with this. It doesn’t matter if he takes a position to the left or right or on top of Clinton’s on any issue, so long as he’s been preemptively painted as a charlatan whose general position is “whatever I think the majority of the room in which I’m sitting wants to hear.” If he’s tarred as a no compunction, lying, snake oil salesman without any underlying principles guiding his positions, who’s running a con, often and early enough, then his shifting around is a benefit to Clinton rather than not a hindrance. Then if ever does actually alight on a solid policy position on anything, she can hammer him on how stupid it no doubt is, and draw out his ignorance on policy matters and how the world actually works.

  188. 188.

    Bob In Portland

    May 10, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @Elie: Here you go, the story behind that nasty piece of work against Ted Cruz by Trump:

    ctka.net/2016/jfk-assassination-and-2016-presidential-election.html

  189. 189.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 10, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    @Elie: You have some kind of model of what the electorate’s demographics are really like, and you try to get a poll sample that reflects that, or you take all the crosstabs for your poll and re-sum the numbers with some kind of weighting factors that correspond to your model.

    And if you’ve guessed wrong, you get it wrong.

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