The Bish is still outtie with broken vagina. Stamkos out with cramps. Pens win this by 3, easy.
And I predict Steph Curry gets 50+ as GSW throttles cocky OKC.
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raven
Packing for the beach, no time for late night sports.
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Dork
@Punchy: Malkin needs to get his stick out of his ass and onto a wrister through the five-hole if they’re going to win this by > 2 goals. Cant count on Crosby to score consistently.
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Face
Blue state v. Mostly Blue state? Im sure Sanders is rooting for injuries.
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The Dangerman
Go Thunder!
The Warriors play beautiful basketball but their fanbase is Mark Cuban obnoxious.
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Bob In Portland
Hoping to see the Warriors turn things around tonight.
Is this an autocorrect fail of some sort, or some slang I’m unfamiliar with? I has a confused.
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LAO
@Scamp Dog: it’s pretty fucking insulting, is, what it is.
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Wyliecoat
@The Dangerman: No, they are not. They’ve been loyal and supportive of a shitty team for so long they’re just excited about the turn of events.
By the way, I’m a fair weather newbie supporter. :)
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Doug R
Having no hockey teams in the playoffs, the Raptors have become Canada’s team by default, especially after the Grizzlies and Supersonics took off so fast. Of course, now that I’m watching, they start losing…
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Face
Pens offense is non-existent. Goalie getting peppered; cant keep up this pressure.
And then as I type, Pens with a man advantage. Game turns fast.
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Adam L Silverman
@Scamp Dog: @LAO: He has a bone bruise on his left leg. He’s day to day. I’m not really sure what Punchy is on about. Its clear he knows as little about hockey as he does about anatomy!
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LAO
@Adam L Silverman: To clarify, I didn’t mean to imply it was insulting to Bishop. I found the comment insulting to women.
Also, while there are certain martial arts techniques to cause similar effects to women as to men who are kicked in the groin, I don’t really know how one could break a vagina. Tear, bruise, batter (as in beat up, not as in dredge in flour or panko – get your mind out of the gutter), lacerate, but not break.
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Adam L Silverman
@efgoldman: Could be worse, we could have Marv Albert’s kid calling the game rather than Mike Emrick.
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Adam L Silverman
That sucks!
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Adam L Silverman
@efgoldman: Emrick is the best. I still remember the, at the time longest, overtime game back in the 1980s with the Capitals. Where he was partnered with Bill Clement. By the fourth or fifth intermission Clement had his dress shirt off, his tie tied around his forehead and he was doing Boom Boom Parent imitations! I do remember Jiggs.
During the early rounds, what they’ve done the past several years, is use the local team. This saves them money. So when Tampa played Detroit, the local Tampa broadcast team called the games in Tampa and Detroit’s broadcast team called the games at the Joe.
As for Albert, per and fil, I do not like either of them.
Chuck Barkley has no wedding ring. Is he not married? Wasnt there an Ice Cube lyric from back in the day that clowned on Barkley for chasing/marrying a white woman?
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Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman: Don Cherry. Nobody wears the upholstery of a discarded couch like he can. Rants and opinions that would make Rob Ford proud !
Missed my 3 goal differential prediction by one late meaningless goal. Otherwise domination. Pens in 5.
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Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman:
@efgoldman:
It’s nights like this that I wish my neighbor’s cable box wasn’t mounted on the eve of their house. Being a cord cutter can be painful.
Saw Cherry on some Hockey Night in Canada feeds into the States. Caught a week of Playoff hockey in Vancouver and he was worshipped like a Saint. If the locals (bar patrons) knew how to melt empty beer bottles, they would have made a glass statue of him between each period.
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Bitter Scribe
@Doug R: That could be their slogan for the Canadian market:
“The Toronto Raptors. We’re all you’ve got left.”
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Bitter Scribe
@Face: For a non-existent offense, they sure dominated the third period. I’ve never seen a team get out of the neutral zone so fast. Plus Letang and their other d-men are absolutely fiendish at keeping the puck from crossing the blue line.
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aangus
Cue Walter in 5….4….3…2….
:)
Punchy
The Bish is still outtie with broken vagina. Stamkos out with cramps. Pens win this by 3, easy.
And I predict Steph Curry gets 50+ as GSW throttles cocky OKC.
raven
Packing for the beach, no time for late night sports.
Dork
@Punchy: Malkin needs to get his stick out of his ass and onto a wrister through the five-hole if they’re going to win this by > 2 goals. Cant count on Crosby to score consistently.
Face
Blue state v. Mostly Blue state? Im sure Sanders is rooting for injuries.
The Dangerman
Go Thunder!
The Warriors play beautiful basketball but their fanbase is Mark Cuban obnoxious.
Bob In Portland
Hoping to see the Warriors turn things around tonight.
Gin & Tonic
@raven: Good huntin’
SiubhanDuinne
@raven:
Have a great time, catch lots of tasty fish, take a million pictures of sunrises and sunsets and dogs, and think of us occasionally.
Scamp Dog
@Punchy:
Is this an autocorrect fail of some sort, or some slang I’m unfamiliar with? I has a confused.
LAO
@Scamp Dog: it’s pretty fucking insulting, is, what it is.
Wyliecoat
@The Dangerman: No, they are not. They’ve been loyal and supportive of a shitty team for so long they’re just excited about the turn of events.
By the way, I’m a fair weather newbie supporter. :)
Doug R
Having no hockey teams in the playoffs, the Raptors have become Canada’s team by default, especially after the Grizzlies and Supersonics took off so fast. Of course, now that I’m watching, they start losing…
Face
Pens offense is non-existent. Goalie getting peppered; cant keep up this pressure.
And then as I type, Pens with a man advantage. Game turns fast.
Adam L Silverman
@Scamp Dog: @LAO: He has a bone bruise on his left leg. He’s day to day. I’m not really sure what Punchy is on about. Its clear he knows as little about hockey as he does about anatomy!
LAO
@Adam L Silverman: To clarify, I didn’t mean to imply it was insulting to Bishop. I found the comment insulting to women.
Adam L Silverman
@LAO: I know. And I agree.
Also, while there are certain martial arts techniques to cause similar effects to women as to men who are kicked in the groin, I don’t really know how one could break a vagina. Tear, bruise, batter (as in beat up, not as in dredge in flour or panko – get your mind out of the gutter), lacerate, but not break.
Adam L Silverman
@efgoldman: Could be worse, we could have Marv Albert’s kid calling the game rather than Mike Emrick.
Adam L Silverman
That sucks!
Adam L Silverman
@efgoldman: Emrick is the best. I still remember the, at the time longest, overtime game back in the 1980s with the Capitals. Where he was partnered with Bill Clement. By the fourth or fifth intermission Clement had his dress shirt off, his tie tied around his forehead and he was doing Boom Boom Parent imitations! I do remember Jiggs.
During the early rounds, what they’ve done the past several years, is use the local team. This saves them money. So when Tampa played Detroit, the local Tampa broadcast team called the games in Tampa and Detroit’s broadcast team called the games at the Joe.
As for Albert, per and fil, I do not like either of them.
Face
@efgoldman: whats wrong with Mcguire? Seems OK.
Adam L Silverman
That’s much better!
Dork
Chuck Barkley has no wedding ring. Is he not married? Wasnt there an Ice Cube lyric from back in the day that clowned on Barkley for chasing/marrying a white woman?
Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman: Don Cherry. Nobody wears the upholstery of a discarded couch like he can. Rants and opinions that would make Rob Ford proud !
Adam L Silverman
@Prescott Cactus: He was great too!
Adam L Silverman
well that sucked!
Punchy
Missed my 3 goal differential prediction by one late meaningless goal. Otherwise domination. Pens in 5.
Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman:
@efgoldman:
It’s nights like this that I wish my neighbor’s cable box wasn’t mounted on the eve of their house. Being a cord cutter can be painful.
Saw Cherry on some Hockey Night in Canada feeds into the States. Caught a week of Playoff hockey in Vancouver and he was worshipped like a Saint. If the locals (bar patrons) knew how to melt empty beer bottles, they would have made a glass statue of him between each period.
Bitter Scribe
@Doug R: That could be their slogan for the Canadian market:
“The Toronto Raptors. We’re all you’ve got left.”
Bitter Scribe
@Face: For a non-existent offense, they sure dominated the third period. I’ve never seen a team get out of the neutral zone so fast. Plus Letang and their other d-men are absolutely fiendish at keeping the puck from crossing the blue line.