Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

White supremacy is terrorism.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

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    RK

    “I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.” — R. Dangerfield

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    humboldtblue

    @Joel: It’s also an even year of the second decade of the 21st century so that means the fucking Giants are in play for another championship as well. They’ve won the title in 2010, 2012, and 2014. Fuck the Giants. And fuck the Pens too, stupid yellow and black.

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    Terry chay

    @humboldtblue: remember when the pens were blue and white. But then 1979 happened and they switched. Still had to go back to their old colors when they played the Bruins.

    Back then I could afford to see the games.

    Good times!

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    Xboxershorts

    That was a great game. As a Sabres fan, I really enjoyed watching that game. Well done Sharks. Pens got nothing to feel shame about…and, Murray’s in credible

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