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Panama v Bolivia Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 6, 20167:02 pm| 3 Comments

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Can a CONCACAF team win again or will Bolivia protect CONMEBOL pride?

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    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 6, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    What is with the mohawk haircuts? Is that a thing now? Asking for a friend who is old.

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    June 6, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    The crickets make a pleasant sound.

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    ThresherK

    June 6, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Getting pretty dramatic, making the go-ahead goal in the 87th minute.

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