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You are here: Home / Sports / Copa America Brazil v Peru Open Thread

Copa America Brazil v Peru Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 12, 20168:44 pm| 51 Comments

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Just in case you have not had enough football open threads today . . .

This is being played in Foxboro, MA, so one could make the argument that Brazil is the home team.

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  1. 1.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Somebody get Dunga some collar stays before the Fashion Police catch up with him.

  2. 2.

    humboldtblue

    June 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    He’s an ugly Pete Rose.

    I’ve taken to pouring the liquid contents from a re-used plastic bottle onto an injury and it’s as effective as it appears.

  3. 3.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Neither side looking like much so far.

  4. 4.

    humboldtblue

    June 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    What a brilliant passage of play. The footwork and vision were beautiful.

  5. 5.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Rodriguez, the Peruvian central defender, has been excellent.

  6. 6.

    humboldtblue

    June 12, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Nice defense, Peru

  7. 7.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    Dani Alves gets away with all kinds of shit.

  8. 8.

    humboldtblue

    June 12, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  9. 9.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Oh dear.

  10. 10.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    handball.

    and the ref got it wrong.

    and he took forever to get it wrong.

    and he tried to get replay info, which is against the rules.

    total referee failure.

  11. 11.

    Ronnie Pudding

    June 12, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Wow, epic refereeing failure. Should be tons of added time though.

  12. 12.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    June 12, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    I happened to turn this on at about the 74th minute. Another “Hand of God” goal, eh?

    I assume (as then) there’s no way to fix the mistake.

    Weird game.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  13. 13.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Going to be interesting to see how much stoppage time.

  14. 14.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    Six minutes.

  15. 15.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    June 12, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    “Peru wins the group. Brazil is out!”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  16. 16.

    JCJ

    June 12, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Holy cow!

  17. 17.

    allium

    June 12, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Boy are my neighbors going to be happy!

  18. 18.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    As I understand it, they officially tried some kind of video-replay-rule in this tournament. That should kill it for good.

  19. 19.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    seems like there shld have been more stoppage time…considering that peru burned up almost a minute of it with that sub right at the 90th minute…terrible call, but brazil sorta had it coming…they did squat all game, and even after the goal didn’t really do much…they needed neymar…barca kinda sucks for not letting him go….what do they need him for now?

  20. 20.

    humboldtblue

    June 12, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    Mountain men.

  21. 21.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    In fairness, Peru’s defense put on a clinic, and there was a pretty clear penalty that wasn’t called late in the first half. But … that was pretty egregious.

  22. 22.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: not sure handball or not was in the purview of that video review experiment…jp said it was not allowed, but he is not always accurate…

  23. 23.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @burnspbesq: totally true….horrendous call, but peru had a bad call too, and brazil just could not break through….

  24. 24.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    Apparently they told him he could either play the Copa or the Olympics. He went for the Olympics.

  25. 25.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: right, but why couldn’t neymar play both? again, what does barca need him for now, or doing the olympics?

    saying now on espn that the ref was trying to get in touch with the fourth official, not a video review, but he didn’t see it…nor, apparently, did the assistant ref, whom the ref conferred with first…

  26. 26.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    I didn’t know that either but that’s what they said on Colombian TV. I googled it just now and sure enough FIFA decided to test it during the Copa.

  27. 27.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Dunga is soooooooo fired.

  28. 28.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    Well, there’s always the chance of injuries and if he plays both he’s just not going to be fit for the new season. The recuperation that these players need would be shot to hell playing both. If I were responsible in Barca, I wouldn’t see that any differently. They pay him, as it’s known in professional circles, a metric shit-load of money.

  29. 29.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    June 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: Barca’s position is that Neymar was wearing down towards the end of the season, and they wanted him to play in only one summer tournament so he could get some rest. This has been a standard reaction of a lot of clubs, so it doesn’t affect just him.

  30. 30.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: yeah, i hear you, but i think it kinda sucks anyway…they use him in so many games…league, cup, champions league, but a few games in the summer for his national team are going to burn him out? and brazil really needs him…its not like in the past, where they had any number of scoring threats to choose from…

  31. 31.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    June 12, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    @burnspbesq: Has anything gone right for Brazil since the opening whistle of the World Cup semi?

  32. 32.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    June 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: It’s also all of the training that they do for the national team. Each tournament is basically a month’s less rest.

  33. 33.

    dc

    June 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: The regular club season is long, from August through the end of May. And Barça plays a lot of games, Liga, Copa del Rey, Champions, Mundial de Clubes (last season), Copa de España, Copa de Europa (last season). The players need at least of month of vacation. If any player does both competitions, they will not get that down time, and their performance during the season will hurt for it.

  34. 34.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym:

    They scored seven against Haiti.

  35. 35.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    It’s not so much the number of games as the fact that he would not really be able to take a meaningful break during summertime and he couldn’t prepare properly during pre-season. That’s extremely important for these players and has been a problem for players and clubs in the past, even only playing one tournament. Playing both tournaments, he would be a certain write-off for next season.

  36. 36.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    @dc: that’s kinda my point..barca uses him for ten months of the year, including in some of the less august competitions you mentioned, but his country can’t use him for two tournaments? even though one of them is hosting the olympics? if they were so worried about his rest and recuperation, perhaps they could spare him from, say, the Copa de Espana matches?

  37. 37.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: couldn’t he take off the very beginning of the barca season? starting at the end of the olympics, that would give him some downtime….plus, barca is not exactly strapped for talent, are they?

  38. 38.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    I guess I just like to see the best players…one reason why I am not so keen on the olympics, with the neither fish nor fowl, not the full national team but not a u 21 team either. I can see why neymar chose the olympics, with brazil hosting….but i don’t have to like it….lol!

  39. 39.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    Sure, but Brazil ain’t paying the bills, Barca is. FMM, the soccer tournament during the Olympics is second-rate anyway and they should leave it to the Under-21-teams.

  40. 40.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: agree with your second point re the olympics being somewhat bogus, but still sympathize with neymar for choosing the olympics this particular year, b/c brazil is hosting….they really need to give their home fans something, after that debacle two year ago. and now this….

  41. 41.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: lol..if you listen very closely, you’ll hear me playing the worlds smallest fiddle…

  42. 42.

    BubbaDave

    June 12, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:
    Where have you gone, Richard Maa-ayhew?
    A nation turns its tear-filled eyes to you
    Ooh-ooh-ooh

  43. 43.

    dc

    June 12, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: Barça doesn’t “use” him. Barça pays him a lot of money so he can play on a team with which in three seasons he’s won more titles than most will win in their lifetimes. That aside, the players don’t just show up and start to play at top level as a team. Barça will start preseason training in mid-July. Those who’ve been in summer tournaments delay joining the team such that they all get enough vacation time. However, the later a player joins preseason training, the longer he will take to be in top performing shape. As far as summer tournaments, they are month long commitments because the national teams train together prior to the beginning of the competitions.

  44. 44.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    June 12, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    @philadelphialawyer:

    I think that the Olympics being in Brazil is a factor, but the truth is he will be seen by more people across the world if he plays i the Olympics, and he’ll stand out more against the lesser competition (where Messi or James Rodriguez might outshine him in the Copa Americas). It’s a better chance to make more from advertising, especially in the East Asian market- which is probably going to be paying more attention to the European Championshp now that it’s started.

    Shorter me: He’s trying to keep the highest profile he can.

  45. 45.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    @dc: yeah, he and barca have won all those titles…and so that means that they CAN’T spare him for a couple of months? seems kinda greedy and selfish to me….

  46. 46.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    @Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again): again, he’s the selfish one, when the winningest team in club in international football for however many years running makes him choose which of two major tournies he can play in…during a time period when nothing is really doing on the club level anyway….

  47. 47.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 12, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    @philadelphialawyer: Greedy and selfish? They’re a world-class top-level sports team…those guys are NEVER greedy and selfish. Look at the Yankees or the Patriots…basically a collection of saints…

  48. 48.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 12, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: funny you mentioned the yankees, b/c steinbrenner pulled this same crap with “his” players during the baseball “classics.” didn’t want his talent to get hurt, tired, etc, playing for their countries… anyway, who said american sports teams were not greedy and selfish?…they are…

  49. 49.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 13, 2016 at 12:00 am

    @philadelphialawyer: So you just expected better from Europeans? ;)

  50. 50.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    June 13, 2016 at 12:05 am

    @philadelphialawyer: They won La Liga by one point over Madrid. No, they can’t spare him for a couple of months.

  51. 51.

    philadelphialawyer

    June 13, 2016 at 12:20 am

    @Onkel Fritze: eh, more like hoped?

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