Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

So many bastards, so little time.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Trump’s legal defense is going to be a dumpster fire inside a clown car on a derailing train.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!

FFS people, this was a good thing. take the win.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Battle won, war still ongoing.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Washington Post’s Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

T R E 4 5 O N

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

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  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    Someday needs to call the police – there’s a murder in progress in Cleveland.

  10. 10.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    Anyone know an audio stream in English?

    (Maybe before I pass on I’ll learn enough Spanish to appreciate a futbol broadcast.)

  17. 17.

    humboldtblue

    When the ball reaches Bobby Wood he is dangerous, he does his best not to waste a push and watch the replay, he made that goal happen by not going down in the box.

  18. 18.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    That was a great recovery by Bobby Wood to give Jones and Dempsey a chance to link up!

    A little Hawaiian Punch would seem to be in order tonight.

  29. 29.

    cmorenc

    Stupid move by Jermaine Jones to poke Valencia in the face after Valencia was likely going to receive a YC for the kickout foul against Jones. So both players wound up getting sent off, Valencia just for second yellow and Jones a straight red. US is going to be at a disadvantage in next round, especially if the opponent is Argentina, without Jones and Wood.

    Ref’s going to have a challenge keeping this under control the rest of the game. Getting not only very physical, but very chippy (emotionally volatile).

  33. 33.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    When do the defensive substitutions get made? Wood’s gotta get out before he picks up another card (he’s a hothead at times), and Clint’s going to need some rest soon
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  46. 46.

    cmorenc

    For Aston-Villa to have stunk up the bottom of the EPL as awfully as they did this season with as good a GK as Guzan, their field players (especially defenders) must have been absolutely terrible.

  47. 47.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    @eclare:

    Been solid up front without him- but he’d be nice here playing a breakaway threat, or for OT, or for PKs.

  53. 53.

    ruemara

    We won! I’m still not sure what I’m watching, but I think I’m learning the sport.

  58. 58.

    burnspbesq

    The last time the US and Argentina met in Copa America, on a rainy night in Paysandu, Uruguay in 1995, Cobi Jones and Earnie Stewart tore them apart, and the USA won, 3-0. If you watched it on tape delay on Univision, you haven’t forgotten.

  59. 59.

    burnspbesq

    Somebody in the US organization needs to send a thant you note to Robbie Keane. The mentoring that he has done with Zardes has really been paying off for the US in this tournament.

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